[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#30] (713)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 19:50

Cute girl trying to get along.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 20:18

I'm not sure whether CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] being made with the exact same opening post as CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIII] was lazy or brilliant.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:08

>>3
What would you prefer it to be?

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:16

It's better to post when you happen to have something in your clipboard rather than just copying something to make a post. It would have been more interesting to freshen up the place, Dang Ni Gu Dan is starting to smell funny

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 21:18

( ゚ ヮ・) Gloves!

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 22:26

Are you a jerk if you put alumni stickers on your car?

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:23

There is no ground beneath my feet.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 23:44

Moving is risky and it might make you even unhappier, or maybe you'll stay the same, or maybe things will get better. There is no guarantee that it will be better than your current environment. But if you never move, and you don't like where you will live, the results are obvious: you will continue to be unhappy. Moving might be risky, but there's a 100% chance that you will be unhappy if you dislike your current situation and don't do anything about it.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 06:36

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, and that's why I poop on company time!

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 06:38

professors are just people who liked college so much that they never left

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 07:25

fucking hell i was near to the point of suicide over these constant(literally never-ending 24/7) headaches, pressure, just feeling like there was something physically fucking stuck in my head that isnt supposed to be there that i needed to just take an ice pick and dig it out, thinking i literally dont want to even live out the remaining 2/3 of my life if it's constantly going to feel like someone is juicing my fucking head like an apple

it was my ears, they gave me some kind of wax dissolving ear drops and it got better within minutes, fuck this gay earth

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 07:36

but (*゚ー゚) why are you mad if you got better

fuck you that's why

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 07:54

i see a ship in the harbor dububluh xiaobei

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 08:16

rrrip open my belly and eat my innards

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 08:30

Hoshima Mika cosplaying as Sakura

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 08:50

some feedback from fellow dqns in this thread would be nice:
DQN name change

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 10:02

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 10:07

I'm so glad the sound of turds plopping into the upstairs toilet is somehow amplified so it reverberates through the entire house

20 Name: Ted Rea from Shattuck, Oklahoma : 1993-09-9118 10:53

sup, heard you bitches been talking shit like i wouldnt find out

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:12

The mascot of 7chan is a cat that died back in 2015. I wondered if they did anything acknowledging that.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:14

Why are there three Abraham religions? Was one not enough?

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:16

>>21 didn't 7chan die back in like 2011

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:31

>>23 A fitting mascot then.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 11:33

Haskell the dead dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible[i]![/i]

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 12:25

Please, we prefer the term "product champion" over "smug weenie"

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 14:23

Ay thynk a lot abut English spellyng riform end hau tu achiev yt. Beissicali, tha byggyst cunsyrn wuld bi tu crieit samthyng thet ys yntellygibl tu samwan hu gru ap ridyng end raityng wyth tha current orthography, yet also mayks sher that iech end evri lettur (oar dipthong) ys mapped tu wan end onli wan sauwnd. Tha current orthography ys a cumplit clusterfuck wyth tha rilashunshyp bitwin letturs end sauwnds bi'ing cumplitli randum end arbytrari. Hauever yt mayt bi a gud aidia tu kip sertan wurds moar oar less tha saym foar etymological purposes, espeshully yn tha cais of loanwurds end foreign-derived wurds, espeshully thoaz frum Greek end Latin. Sailynt vowels can lyterulli iit shyt, tho. English rili niids a sentrul guvernyng bodi layk the Real Academia Española oar tha Caunsyl foar German Orthography.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 14:28

Tha uther cunsrn ys that wut mei bi a phonetic spellyng foar mi, a spiker uv Mydland American English, mayt nawt bi foar a spiker uv sum othur varai'yti.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 14:32

>>27,28
Google actually detects this as English, I was expecting something weird like Haitian creole or Turkish. I can't stop thinking about this, it's keeping me awake.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 15:36

#30

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 19:32

I'm so tired and want to sleep but it's only the afternoon

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 19:37

seriously I can't even remember the last time I was this tired fuck how do I stay awake longer

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 22:09

update: I managed to stay awake

is this how you livetweet?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/live-tweet

gonzo journalism

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 22:18

>>27,28
This betrays your accent, or at least it might if I could discern US accents more than just "American", but I can't help but read it in an accent reminiscent of a Scot trying not to sound plastered

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9118 23:47

Stupid idiots pass on sweet citizenship deal for stupid idiot reasons.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 05:27

New roommates

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 05:43

>>34 I was actually thinking while writing it that it looked like some weird combination of Scots and one of the Scandinavian languages.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 06:50

Pronounce the words[1] as they are spelt[2][3] until the world relents.
We'll keep the silent e's for now, they're too old, I repent.

[1] Whoever decided that possessives were 's and plurals are es or s instead of that possessives are s and plurals are es or 's, I salute your drunken ass, but I sincerely believe you made the wrong call especially when they had to have seen texts that are full of -is and -ys plurals. There may have been a Francophilic political reason I guess, I don't really know who did that.

[2] In my head, to maintain correct spelling, I pretty much have that nasty mishmash of c. 1450-1750 going on, which I sincerely doubt many other people do. It may be too much to ask for people to start rhyming "die" and "melody" again, obviously, but the hugest deviation from Latinate vowels that I don't think my facetious fourteener can avoid is the long i. Of course pronunciation was never uniform, and the crazy spelling shit I've witnessed in Middle English just tells me Latin letters were probably never that good a fit.

[3] Also, I would like it if more people used 'd when the e in -ed is not pronounced. I'm not that big a fan of e, it's extra ink and pen movement for the most common vowel in multiple languages.

[4] ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE YOGH AND WYNN OR RIOT

[5] Not really feelin it as far as seeing thorn and eth back, but they'd be nice as abbreviations tho

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 07:10

welcome to my web sight

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 07:11

html formatting doesn't allow <blink> and <marquee>, i demand this oversight be rectified

41 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 08:16

reading the old thoughts threads and not much has changed here in at least the past 1000 days or so

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 08:20

wow did they change the default name? that was fast, thanks bps!

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 08:22

what now

44 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 08:39

clear your browser cache and try again, if that doesn't work try reformatting/recompiling your OS of choice. it definitely works for me.

45 Name: (゚Д゚;) : 1993-09-9119 08:49

>>41,42,44
Nice try, pal! We all know the REAL new default name.

46 Name: ( ゚ ∀ ゚ ) : 1993-09-9119 10:51

hmmst

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 10:59

I have actually tasted a dog's blood once, accidentally, but I'd do it again. It tasted like human blood but with a wet-dog-smell kinda flavour.

48 Name: (ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) : 1993-09-9119 11:03

I'm sure other humans in our history have also tasted dog blood, but how many of them were bouncing on a trampoline when they did? I may be the first person in history to do that.

49 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 11:05

>>38 Honestly I feel like the Latin alphabet is a poor fit for most non-Romance languages. There's just simply not enough letters, so you end up with either
-digraphs fucking EVERYWHERE (ala German, Dutch)
-diacritics fucking EVERYWHERE (ala Polish, Czech)
-disregard history, intuition, etymology, etc; just read things however the fuck you want (ala English)

It seems like trying to write one language in a writing system meant for another language will almost always end in "lossy encoding", with the effect being more and more pronounced the more different the source language of the writing system and the language being written are. A noteable exception is logographs, mainly because they can be used purely for meaning and given any number of arbitrary readings, but that comes with its own problems. What if there was some kind of grand unified alphabet containing a single symbol for literally every sound used in any human language or that it's possible for a human larynx to produce, and individual languages could just pick and choose which symbols they needed based on their phonology?.

50 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 11:05

I have a headache.

51 Name: `!CdQPknbMI.!!AdVQEsRv : 1993-09-9119 11:05

Before you ask, yes I would like a medal please.

52 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 11:12

Have you tried using a sharp symbol?

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 12:34

Thanks to >>52 piquing a google, I now know that "Octothorpe" was actually a joke

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 12:39

Smoking #

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 12:39

Smoking #

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 13:47

no homo we smoking #

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 17:47

you ever think "why am I friends with these people?"

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 19:25

no, I have no friends.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 20:25

what would you do if I was secretly a jew working with jewish organizations and was collecting info on anti-semites like you?

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 20:41

Is this really happening?

61 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 20:48

Don’t you guys have Pisscorp?

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 21:18

>>59
well if you collected enough info about me you'd know I'm not an anti-semite

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9119 21:44

>>62
Kike lover

64 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9119 22:06

Hungry.

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 22:23

ssssssssmokin

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9119 22:24

the fullwidth parenthesis is detrimental but the fullwidth space after it is good

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 02:33

自己嫌悪を抱いて死にたい、冬なので。

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 02:47

>>65
wwwwwwwweed

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 03:29

pic of the smoke up in british columbia, lighting one up aint legal yet but the ents don't care

https://i.imgur.com/r5dEYxt.jpg

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 03:32

>>69
fuckin LIT fam

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 04:32

good night

72 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 06:40

Is 4-ch the most active english-language textboard now?

saovq: dead (struck down in its prime by the JEWS)
dis.4chan.org: dead
6-ch: exists in null space where time has no meaning (un-dead)
bienvenidoainternet: fairly lively, but in spanish
4ct.org: deader than dead except for /lounge/ which is only kinda dead
tinychan: literal /soc/ phoneposters, barely counts as a textboard

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 07:29

I thought bienvenidoainternet was Esperanto

74 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9120 07:34

I just like posting here because of the IIchan+Wakachan thing.

SAoVQ is okay and BaI's World Lobby only has the Ranran thrread.

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 10:06

"your lewd ass is a violation of the school rules!"

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 12:12

saovq is still alive? I visit maybe a couple of times a year but it was alive a couple of days ago?

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 13:04

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 15:19

let's pop together
all night

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 15:26

oh man bienvenidoainternet is still alive?

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 15:59

(´・ω・`)らんらん♪

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 17:33

desu

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 18:40

>>61
is that a genre?

>>76
It was down briefly yesterday, but it's back up now.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 19:41

I have 28 gfs

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 19:51

hate all of you

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 21:23

Again?

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 21:55

mastodon is hilariously useless in an unexpected way

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 22:25

my billion dollar idea: drive-thru but with healthy food

drive-thru grilled chicken breast and steamed squash and zucchini

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 22:36

apathy and over-use of irony (internet tough guy personality) is for cowards who are afraid to make themselves vulnerable

don't be afraid to embrace and express your true emotions

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9120 22:55

what if I'm just legitimately disinterested in most things due to depressive anhedonia

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9120 23:24

>>88
good shitter thread about a related subject https://bit.ly/2LcU5TK

(URL shortener because shitter is blocked by the spam filter)

91 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9121 00:03

has it been august 20th for like 4 days now or am i just slipping into derealization again

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 01:37

>>86
I don't know much about it other than the fact that it's like some freetard tw1tter clone that has a fart joke and nobody uses it aside from turbonerds, and even then, they only use it to "toot" what they already tweet on twitter anyway

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 02:08

I found an alternative image board where the admin deletes pictures of people (because he hates "3DPD") and bans people if they mention having a job, a girlfriend, friends, etc. Weirdest fucking echo chamber ever.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 02:24

Are you talking about Tohno?

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 03:19

>>86, >>92
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Mastodon, is in fact, ActivityPub/Mastodon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, ActivityPub plus Mastodon. Mastodon is not a Twitter clone unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning ActivityPub system made useful by the ActivityPub client/server API, federated cross-server API and W3C standard comprising a full social network as defined by the plants Richard Stallman has sex with.

Many computer users run a modified version of the ActivityPub system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of ActivityPub which is widely used today is often called "Mastodon", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the ActivityPub system, developed by the W3C.

There really is a Mastodon, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Mastodon is the GUI: the program in the system that deludes you into thinking you're using a snazzy web 2.0 thing like Twitter instead of an open source command line program written by some fat nerd in his mom's basement. The GUI is an essential part of a social network, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete communications protocol. Mastodon is normally used in combination with the ActivityPub standard: the whole system is basically ActivityPub with Mastodon added, or ActivityPub/Mastodon. All the so-called "Mastodon" distributions are really distributions of ActivityPub/Mastodon.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 03:41

>>95
It's hilarious because Mastodon will indeed become the most famous instance of ActivityPub, just like Linux is the biggest example of an OS using GNU. Literally what's GNUSocial and Hurd.

>>92
It really is a bunch of ultra nerds shouting nice things at each other all the time. It's kind of annoying really, and mostly useless since unless you spam how much you love everyone, nobody will bother interacting with you (you can blatantly beg for follows, but that's literally a level nobody should sink to) and you'll be talking to a huge void that is the federated timeline. Worst, people will think you are an "ironybro" unless literally every post you make is wholesome loveydovey stuff.

What I'm saying is that we should have a distributed message board, shit's the future.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 04:24

>>94 Seems to be the case. I can't really see what he has against it, they seem like pretty sensible policies to me.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 06:38

>>95

> plants Richard Stallman has sex with

took it from an A to an A+, well memed

99 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9121 07:00

I love being an insider for my friends.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 08:16

I hate all this ligma sugandese bullshit

101 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9121 09:12

Wil Wheaton throws a hissy fit and walks away from something popular because he was tired of catching (much deserved) flak for being a whiny douchebag. Why does this sound familiar?

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 09:55

>>101
I don't know, don't ask me!

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 11:39

>>101
How much you wanna bet he'll be back?

Wil Wheaton is a nobody. He had a side role is fucking Star Trek, a B list side character at best, and now all he's known for is tweeting about dumb shit. Aside from his Twitter presence, he's nothing.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 11:43

>>97
It's sensible to dislike people who actually function in life?

Take a moment to reevaluate your line of thinking.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 12:21

>>104 Is there any point seeking out tiny little niche communities then moaning about what they're about?

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 12:27

>>105
but it's a community where people encourage each other to make bad life decisions which only make them even more miserable

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 13:03

Paul's Manafort sounds like a really bad Magic The Gathering card

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 13:18

>>107
Paul's Manafort (0)
Legendary Land

Tap: Add one mana of any color.

Paul's Manafort enters the battlefield with ten Hillary's emails on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove one of Hillary's emails.

When Paul's Manafort has no Hillary's emails on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create a legendary 20/20 white Special Prosecutor creature token with flying and indestructible named "Phyrexian Mueller" under an opponent's control.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 13:49

Any Booty Bass/Miami Bass music recommendations?

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 14:19

came across someone who thinks "inspect element" is hacking

why are people so stupid?

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 17:04

>>106 Who gives a fuck...

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 18:25

Imagine if an outsider arrived on your niche site and told all the old guard that they are wrong and he is right. Doesn't that ring any bells for you? Does it not remind you of something?
Going on Tohno to talk about 3D is like going on wizchan to talk about your girlfriend. Not everything on the internet has to be about real life.

113 Name: (´<_` ) : 1993-09-9121 20:08

Man, I sure hate people.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 20:29

I only hate some of them.

fuckin city fucks

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 20:33

oh yeah
last weekend i did the high fiber colon blowout and shit out a catseye marble i'd swallowed when i was six years old
been stuck in there for 21 years

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:10

>>114
farmers only
city folks just don't get it
>>115
wtf

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:25

Well, here we are.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:47

>>117
Wherever you go, there you are.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:51

Wizchan is crap, I'd totally invent a gf and post there about my fictional normie life.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:53

>>112 Looking back through the old thoughts threads and sometimes people talked about anime or said the word "nigger" without some FOB weirdo derailing the thread for the next 300 posts into a rant about how everyone is living their life incorrectly. I'd almost forgotten what that's like. It reminds me of that.

A spectrum is haunting DQN - the spectrum of autism.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 21:54

>>119
I'm not saying it's good, just that it doesn't make sense to go to some niche site and try to change it to fit yourself.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 22:02

>>119,121
That's the thing, I don't even visit wizchan or tohno, because they kind of suck and when I noticed that I just closed the tab instead of deciding to stick around and argue with the entire rest of the site about why they're bad and wrong. I, for one, have accepted that not every site on the internet has to be about me and cater to my whims and desires and interests.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 22:05

"Let's encourage self-destructive habits so we can continue to be miserable!"
"Hey, maybe that's not a good idea."
"OH MY GOD, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. WE DON'T HAVE TO CATER TO YOUR WHIMS AND DESIRES."

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9121 22:08

>>123 be quiet, fool

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160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 04:06

why do my favorite anon boards always seem to end up derailed by antisemitic trolls and unfunny ad hominem attacks?

all I want is a comfy place to post "key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee" in peace

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163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 04:26

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164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 04:27

wow the "Text Art" formatting is a fucking lie. sorry for the spam. still better than literal /pol/ shitposts

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 05:07

when did sage start saving in the link field again, i don't remember it doing that for a while

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 05:23

I'm assuming it's a browser thing

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 05:48

Time for my fourth meal of the day

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 06:15

jaguar dressed as black panther saying "wakaranda"

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 07:08

what7sLI$GMA

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:10

same as it ever was...

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:19

I have to go.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:24

wakaranda is a liquor store in pretoria, south africa

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 09:35

Ø

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:08

X Hooters is closing locations because Millennials aren't into boobs anymore
O Hooters is closing locations because Millennials aren't into suffering through a $30 plate of the shittiest chicken on the planet just to see some boobs anymore

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:11

Shia LaBeowulf

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:17

Shia LaBidoof

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 10:26

if Shia LaBeouf started working out and got really muscular he'd be Shia LaBuff
if Shia LaBeouf started vaping he'd be Shia LaPuff
if Shia LaBeouf killed someone and filmed it he'd be Shia LaSnuff

captcha: dan

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 13:36

shia le beef jokes in the year of our lord 2018

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 13:42

what kind of bland food-eating dork describes beer as spicy lmao holy shit they're not even joking

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 13:56

>>179 There's other spices besides pepper, tbh. I myself have also called cola and mulled wine spicy. Not spicy as in hot but spicy as in having kind of a warm sweetness reminiscent of cinnamon or cloves. If it's a stout or something I could feasibly see it being described as "spicy".

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 14:20

emamouse type beat

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:02

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:12

>>163
Nooooooo what happened to the mittens?

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:25

>>183
sabotaged by the global zionist conspiracy

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 15:57

although maybe he really is just a dork and ordered the ghost pepper IPA or some other equally obtuse hipster shite

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 16:39

representational state transfer for beer

an IPA API

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 17:43

Just because you have an internet connection and social media accounts doesn't mean you're a celebrity. Having a twitter account doesn't make you an expert on politics. Posting selfies on instagram doesn't make you a model. Having a linkedin profile doesn't mean you're CEO material. Tumblr doesn't make you a super artsy creative person. Using youtube doesn't mean you're an expert video editor or commentator. Using reddit doesn't mean you're an expert scientist. Having a blog doesn't mean anyone has to listen to you. Putting your FL studio tracks on soundcloud or bandcamp doesn't necessarily mean you're a real musician. When someone says something dumb to me like "I have a twitch account now" as if that means they're gonna be a fucking professional streamer, I just think, wow, how fucking delusional are people? Oh, you have a great idea for a podcast? I'm sure all 2 listeners will like it. Nobody fucking cares. Just because you can put bullshit on the internet doesn't mean you should.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 17:44

I've read Anna Karenina but never played Dwarf Fortress.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 17:45

oh someone already wrote that

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 18:45

What the fuck happened in here since my last visit 2 days ago?

Wil Wheaton plays board games with other minor celebrities

>>186 please close the door on your way out, nobody wants you to make a scene

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 20:03

To our adminstrator: Thank you.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 20:55

>>188
It's been years since I read Anna Karenina, but I remember the side plot involving Levin being much more interesting than the main plot, and in general found Levin by far the most relatable character.

You should try playing Dwarf Fortress if you have the patience for it, it's pretty amazing.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 21:26

>>192
Who's Anna Karenina? I could look it up but then I'd get some impersonal Wikipedia explanation rather than what they mean to you.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 21:58

>>193
It's a novel by Leo Tolstoy; probably his second most famous, after War and Peace. It's mainly about the titular Anna Karenina being unfaithful to her husband, and her life subsequently falling apart. Levin is a secondary character who's considered to be a semi-autobiographical version of Tolstoy himself. His side plot involves some really interesting themes about social inequality (particularly between him and his serfs) and technology (he tries to make the lives of his serfs easier by providing machines that do their job for them, and is surprised when they are uncooperative). The rest of it is mainly about dysfunctional relationships and is a little bit dry and moralistic for my tastes.

Overall, it's a pretty cool book, but War and Peace is a lot better and much more worth your time in my opinion. Or you could play Dwarf Fortress instead.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 22:17

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 22:23

We should recommend books to each other. I'm reading The Plauge by Camus, it's pretty good.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9122 22:23

*Plague
Forgive me i'm sick

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 00:51

>>193-195
I also identified with Levin when I first read it, but that was mainly because I was a shy teenager who liked the idea of the "nice guy" getting to be rich and marry a hot girl.

When it comes to Russian literature I much prefer Dostoevsky. He's like the edgier version of Tolstoy. I found Crime and Punishment, The Double and The Idiot much more interesting than Anna Karenina and War and Peace.

Also, Anton Chekhov has some pretty damn good short stories.

>>196
The Plague is pretty good! My recommendation for DQN is Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer. It's like an SCP article but much more well-written. Creepy in a fascinating way. (Also, apparently a movie came out recently, but I haven't seen it yet.)

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 02:19

>>192,194,198
Funny, that was almost my exact same impression too (and I was also a shy teenager when I read it). I found Levin's subplot to be much more engaging and interesting and the main plot almost kind of frustrating, so much so that the return due date to the library came up for that book when I was almost done with it and I didn't even finish it, just turn it back in. Anna seemed to basically be suffering from a bad case of what we in 2018 would call "first world problems" and decided to wreck the lives of herself and everyone around her over it.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 02:32

One thing in particular stuck out to me that I still remember about it to this day. At one point, I think it's after the affair is found out but before they're officially divorced, Anna and her husband are having a conversation in French about something. The text says something about how they're talking in French because in Russian 'ty' feels too intimate and familiar and 'vy' feels too cold and distant. I wonder if that's just some supremely subtle satire by Tolstoy on the xenophilia of the Russian aristocracy at the time, anything Russian was plain and poor and was for the uneducated serfs, anything foreign was for us educated elites. Aren't 'tu' and 'vous' the exact same word?

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 04:19

>>200
My interpretation was just that speaking in a second language provides you with an emotional buffer. Just as curse words don't feel offensive in a second language, using 'vous' would feel neither too intimate nor too distant for non-native speakers.

But you made me curious so I did some googling, and found this: http://languagehat.com/ty-and-vy-then-and-now/

According to the comments, the French word "vous" was considered neutral among the Russian aristocracy at the time.

If anything I would guess that rather than satire, Tolstoy was just writing realistically.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 04:21

There's a lot of things I hate about modern internet rhetoric, but the latest one is "Repeat after me."

Repeat after me: You. Are. Fucking. Annoying.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 06:02

Repeat before me: wowtchable

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 07:26

>>203
I could swear I've had that VC before

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 09:39

>>198
The Annihilation movie was pretty good. They cut a lot and the ending was weird, but you get some cool monsters.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 10:04

>>201

>I cracked up reading [...] how a Russian speaker in Israel used to explain to his Hebrew speaking friends that vy is a polite form of addressing others – until he overheard two pensioners quarelling outside his apartment. One of them said: “идите вы на хуй”.

Ah, I love this. Good find.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 10:07

>>204
Shit, man, I was about to say....

brb, gotta surf somotion

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 11:50

>>202
or putting the clap emoji in between words

don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 [some title] 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 do 👏 [some gatekeeping bullshit] 👏

or

PSA: [condescending thing], folks

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 15:19

This mouse sucks and I hope its designer is stung directly on the anus by a bumblebee

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 15:20

>>209
Mice are obsolete. It's all about touchpads and touch screens now.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 15:28

>>210
that's lame

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 15:45

>>211
it's true though

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 16:01

>>212
doesn't make it any less lame!

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 16:58

>>213
doesn't make it any less true!

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 17:12

feeling very sad today

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 17:14

Maybe there's an evolutionary advantage to depression and suicide. Your brain evaluates that you're worthless, and as such, the tribe is better off without you. Your death means the resources go to the other people in the tribe, which helps them continue one. I'm not suicidal, just sad and thinking about dumb shit.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 17:15

The phrases which encourage you to start something always bother me because I see consistency as more of a problem. I mean phrases like "The journey of a thousand years begins with a single step." It's not enough to start, you must continue.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 17:46

>>217
It's because eventually you'll build up momentum and continuing is easier if it becomes a force of habit.

But I hate those bromides, they are meaningless to me.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 17:55

>>210
Sure, if all you do is read the internet

I feel like I'm about to get myself into a vintage iOS-chan back-and-forth

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 18:26

Maybe I actually want to get carpal tunnel and that's why I use touchpads, have you thought about that? Huh?

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 19:30

bloat

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 20:45

>>219
most people aren't 1337 gamers and Linux users
your personal tech choices =/= tech trends

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 21:18

What is happening to me?

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 22:53

>>223
you are getting older

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9123 23:47

theoretically shouldn't touchpads be great for FPS? You could just tap on the enemy's head for an instant headshot

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 00:27

>>225
How would you turn around? Other player moves out of your sight, by the time you move you get gibbed.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 00:44

There's threads on this board from 33 years ago! Don't believe me though, check it out for yourself. http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/subback.html

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 00:57

I played Unreal Tournament a lot on a touchpad when I hurt my shoulder years ago. It was fine.

A touchscreen, though, different story.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 02:06

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230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 02:34

We shouldn't bother arguing with anti-vaxxers, we should just let their kids die and thus remove a bit of stupidity from the gene pool.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 02:36

>>225
mouse movements for touchpads are relative, so you'd need to aim just like on a mouse, except slower. and a big enough movement combined with an insensitive enough mouse configuration might mean you'll run out of space on the touchpad, and your hand will need to travel all the way back to the start of the touchpad and then drag it again to complete the movement.
of course it depends on your settings i guess, but it was pain for me.

touchpads are fine for work though, if your desk, chair and tablet are positioned correctly, they are comfy. especially the apple one, or the wacom pen&touch, which are big with a lot of travel room.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 06:22

>>225
Just click her head LOOOOOOL 4Head

>>231
meanwhile in FPS oldfartistan... laughs in trackball

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 08:29

I don't buzz much about famous people, but I'm glad Harry Potter seems to have embraced the "aging child star" look and taken insane-person roles instead of becoming insane or just acting like he's super important or good looking in a desperate attempt to avoid the inevitable vaudeville stage hook. The fact that he still gets paparazzi and shit could validate that, but he has reached the possibly enviable position of remaining famous by making it look like he's not fucking trying (even though he probably is).

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 10:09

fun fun fun on the autobahn

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 10:36

This modern stuff is all clicks and beeps and airhorns and wobble bass, but Kraftwerk, now THERE was a band not only that you could dance to, it was almost symphonic.

*sips in German*

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 11:07

>>233
Harry Potter died of cancer in 2014.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9124 22:54

I don't have to think of anything.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 00:25

Old customer today: "Getting old's a bitch but it's better than dying."

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 00:39

When's this football game going to start?

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 01:31

I feel like I should like Kraftwerk but it's just so boring and cheesy

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 02:37

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDCd6-aZvlw
Are you gonna support her dream?

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 03:12

durr

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 06:43

This is my board

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 10:30

>>222
Listen iOS-chan, you can't ignore all (Windows) business users, Photoshop and friends, literally anyone who types for a living, ...

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 10:40

>>240
If you think they're boring now, wait til you see them live

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 11:33

>>240 A lot of it is stuff that was novel at the time but has become kind of trite over the years as so many electronic and hip-hop artists were influenced by them. It's kind of like going back and watching Rashomon after decades of watching modern movies with modern cinematic devices and storytelling that were inspired by it, it makes you think "duh? where is the mystery here?".

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 11:42

Or at least I can see how someone would say that, personally I really enjoy both Kraftwerk and Rashomon unironically.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 14:32

imagine the absolute state of low iq amerrrica

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 15:41

I really had fun watching Rashomon and seeing Kraftwerk live...

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 20:54

Are coursera certificates actually useful or nah

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 22:56

I mean you'll learn some shit but probably nobody will take it seriously except as a minor point on your resume

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 23:03

>>246
But Rashomon is a great movie. And everyone gets the Rashomon plot wrong anyway. Even the woodcutter's story in Rashomon is a lie.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 23:07

I just managed to get a pair of fucking contacts on and I feel like I look worse?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9125 23:27

Lame confession: I pretended to love Rashomon in high school because I was a total weeb and self-proclaimed "film buff" but secretly I thought it was boring just as >>246 predicted

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 00:05

Rashomon feels boring now because it's mainly remembered for giving its name to the "Rashomon effect" and for introducing the idea that the camera itself could kind of be an unreliable narrator. That's what I was getting at, it feels played out despite being the thing that literally gave its name to that storytelling technique because we've had 6 decades of subsequent movies using that technique.

So, I want to propose the name "Rashomon effect effect" for the phenomenon where the work where a certain effect or device originated starts to feel trite or boring only because so many works that came after it also used that effect.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 00:42

Other people already call that the "Citizen Kane effect" or the "Seinfeld effect."

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 01:27

i hate my life

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 01:52

Well, what do you think of The 400 Blows. It's also a movie for snobs but it's a light-mooded picaresque for the most part.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 02:13

hi

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 02:13

>>259hi me

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 06:04

life is depressing

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 08:22

few years ago i met a guy who rumor around the place was that he tried to make himself a meme looking like a creepy bastard, i even ran into a couple examples in the wild

i guess it's good for him it didn't really catch on, i wouldn't want something like that haunting me now just because i thought it was a good decision at age 19ish

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 12:08

from tinder import date
date.regret()

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 12:58

My back hurts.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 21:24

play virtual american football, get shot

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9126 22:58

Everything keeps happening.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 00:56

>>258
I like the 400 Blows. French New Wave and Italian Neorealism is a lot more interesting than a lot of people think. A movie like the Bicycle Thief is just plain entertaining, regardless of its artistic merit.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 05:17

Diogenic irony

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 06:27

shiny pussies

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 09:37

Girly orgasms.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 09:43

>>266
The damn things overlap.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 12:44

god when did i get so gay

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 13:15

I'M GONNA VIOLATE YOU

vc: yazzan

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 14:54

>>273
FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 15:12

My most unpopular opinion is that "could care less" is an implied conditional and is thus both grammatically and logically correct and adding "not" doesn't significantly change the meaning of the sentence.

example:
Alice: Did you hear about the record-breaking corn harvest in Shattuck, Oklahoma last month?
Bob: I could care less!

Taking Bob's statement to its logical conclusion, the expanded meaning is something like [the only way that] I could care less [than I do right now] [is if you told me about the corn harvest in Shattuck, OK!]. It's a similar case as when you say "I would like some of that corn, please", the implied conditional being something like "if it's ok for me to have some".

The cases are many such with regards to similar grammatical constructs, but it's basically another meme that 99 iqs who imagine themselves as 139 iqs like to drop to try to look smart. At some point the internet decided that the way to be a cool and hip so-random edgy ironylord is to take a mundane opinion over something inconsequential and pretend their entire life revolves around it. See also the pineapple on pizza "controversy".

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 16:22

The phrase bothers me a little because it reminds me of those fuckers who don't pronounce/type very carefully and drop "n't" from things that maybe uhhhh you should not be making the fucking opposite statement, like when, say, denying bestiality.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 17:32

Humans are, relative to everything else we know about, excellent conversationalists; Bob could have said literally anything else and the context and his tone of voice would tell Alice everything she needed to know.

This "logical conclusion" for Bob's statement, if that is the only logical conclusion and if it actually is a logical conclusion, sounds like more of a statement of Bob's opinions of Alice's oratory skills ("I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me").

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 21:58

> See also the pineapple on pizza "controversy"

i think you're literally the only one person on the internet who isn't in on the joke.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 22:01

> ("I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me").

that's quite the leap for a logical conclusion lol, especially considering that the intended meaning is so obviously not giving any amounts of shit regardless of who is Bob speaking to. no condition whatsoever on the original expression. what am i even reading.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 23:21

The implied conditional of "I would like some of that corn, please" can only be "you're going to give it to me"

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9127 23:29

Smoking salvia gives me the feeling of hopping off the treadmill that powers reality. There was a tree-like being there who didn't really say anything, but gave me the feeling of "yes, this is the true reality... why do you seem so surprised?" Coming back to sober reality I was quite shaken, I also had that feeling that this was a façade

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 06:24

pineapple on pizza is whatever, but ...

is a hotdog a sandwich!??!? OMFGyesn't

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 07:54

someone who declares the amount of shit they don't give probably thinks it an excellent substitute for saying what they do care about, but in general, it isn't. instead, it's a conversation-terminating cliche, which generally comes across as boorish. and perhaps they think that an excellent substitute for character, but i think it is not.

having said that, it is an okay thing to declare "so what?" or "i don't care about that". we only have limited time to pay attention to shit so we should be very careful that we don't have an opinion on every little thing, else we never pay enough devotion to the things we actually want to make happen.

it's not about money, it's about sending a message. droggeljug.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 10:37

I keep lying to people.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 11:27

>>282
cereal is soup
calzone is a dumpling
salsa is fruit salad

fight me

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 11:56

cute girl who rotates permanently

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 14:58

Does the internet make you hate people younger than you? I'd like to see a case study on this.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 15:59

No, getting old does

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 16:13

cute girl keeps lying to people

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 17:07

>>282
10 dishes you won't believe are sandwiches. number 6 will blow your mind.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 17:30

> Definition of sandwich
> b : one slice of bread covered with food

pizza is a sandwich

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 18:02

What would John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, PC, FRS say?

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 18:18

How has Bob Odenkirk never been on Arrested Development?

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 18:45

>>279
You misunderstand

> [the only way that] I could care less [than I do right now] [is if you told me about the corn harvest in Shattuck, OK!]

sounds, to me, like

> I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me

Please try to use the principle of charitable reading when using the Internet

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 18:52

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 21:12

>>294

> Please try to use the principle of charitable reading when using the Internet

The most charitable interpretation is that they meant to write that they didn't give a shit, regardless of what their interlocutor is going to say. Thus, they couldn't care less, as in absolute impossibility of caring any less. I understand where you are coming from, and it makes sense, but I absolutely guarantee that is not what people intend to express when they say "I could care less".

Anyway, shittier idioms exist that are probably born this exact way. Irregardless is no longer detected by spell checkers as a mistake, so hey, english language doesn't necessarily need to make grammatical or etymological sense.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 21:31

I'm doing okay.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9128 23:38

Translating is hard.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 06:35

hmm

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 09:12

Daijobu

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 17:07

MercyWing1 SMOrc MercyWing2

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 17:42

>>296
The differences are subtle, yes, but they exist. I still don't understand how you got to the "only" "logical" conclusion and how it is equivalent to "couldn't care less".
Anyway, you're returning to me what I told you: it doesn't really matter what Bob said, but Alice interpreted it as him not giving a shit, and that's what mattered.

Anyway, blah blah blah, I hate engaging in pedantry about unimportant things.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 18:57

Here comes the diarrhea. Can't say I wasn't warned.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 19:04

just shit it all out. what's the problem?

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 19:54

I always get the shits when I buy the cheap tuna, and I eat the tuna a lot because it's cheap and I like tuna so I just accept and enjoy the shits. It's just water, and goes "goosh" as it squirts out!

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9129 22:27

My mind is breaking.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 04:35

My mind is going. I can feel it.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 04:47

Dave

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 09:37

>>306
>>307
>>308
Are you okay?

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 14:24

Feeling nostalgic for .hack//SIGN for no reason.

Wasn't really that good a show, but I get by if I think it has a bombass setting, character design, and soundtrack, so there ya go.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 15:16

sinking

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 15:26

lu lu lu

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 16:23

Ugh, woman trouble.

Don't ever fall in love, kiddos. It feels nice, but then things get complicated because life isn't some cute little fairy tale where everything (or anything) fits neatly.

Stupid hormones. I wish I could be an ace.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 17:39

>>313
I dunno, my relationship is pretty great. We don't expect each other to take any hints, we don't generate drama for fun, we talk instead of arguing, we respect each other. Find the right person.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 18:57

i want this gachascam mobage shit fad to die already

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 19:34

>>314
In our case it's not so much about communication and getting along. Things started out really well, then when we got more serious we realized there are solid legitimate roadblocks. We both still love each other, but as it stands the relationship simply will not go where either of us want it to. And that sucks.

I know there are others out there, and that it's hard to have a good perspective from the inside. I just need to let it out, I guess.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 20:18

https://my.mixtape.moe/mkbyyt.png

I really like when dqn turns up in my google search results because it thinks every single post is written by (*゚ー゚)

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 20:39

>>316
Well thanks for making me feel bad that I responded nastily.
I hope it works out in the end for you.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 20:49

tfw no gf
no, but seriously. i don't mind people talking about their gfs as you don't mind me complaining about not having one lmao.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 20:50

*as long as

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 21:18

Sure, why not, we're all friends here.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 21:21

"swords attach to your hip/back via magnets" is probably my least favorite CRPG trope

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 22:32

Focus!

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9130 23:20

website that works perfectly fine without enabling javascript except for the MASSIVE FUCKOFF POPUP in the middle of the screen that says "this website doesn't work without javascript, click here to find out how to enable it in your browser"

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 02:17

>>324
I did not start using an ad blocker until 2014. It wasn't even the whole being spied on thing, it wasn't even seeing whole pages of clickbait cancer or uncomfortable images, it was deadass taking too much downloading/CPU and making Chrome feel like Netscape used to.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 03:32

should i impulse buy a bunch of burgers at midnight

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 04:46

>>326
save money and impulse buy a cow

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 16:13

>>325 you merely adopted the botnet, but I was born in it, moulded by it; I didn't see the noscript until I was already a man!

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 17:05

welcome to
yokose
your fucking wallet nerd, get it out

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 19:56

browsing dildos on amazon and there's frilly panties and thighhighs in the "customers who bought this item also bought" section

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 20:43

I own several dildos, several sets of frilly panties, and several pairs of thigh high socks, but I didn't buy any of them on Amazon.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9131 23:39

Please
Someone help me
OH GOD HELP ME
They're trying to take it all away!

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 00:26

>>330 Seems reasonable...

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 00:37

I don't want to die

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 04:16

You know Metallica lyrics by heart? Marry me, or something, but in like a non-gay way.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 09:59

Metallica are the 4th best band in the Big 4 of Thrash

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 14:58

boomer metal

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 18:27

marry me but in a very gay way

god im so lonely

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 18:52

Do you think astronauts get anxiety? Are they like "holy fuck I'm in space I wanna go back to earth"?

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 21:40

"gay magic, gay magic " but to the tune of gray matter

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9132 23:23

Why?

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 00:02

Hi!
My name is Thamsanqa Jantjie from Nelson Mandela's funeral!

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 00:15

pulling a budd dwyer at wal mart when some fucken clerk says "did you find everything alright sir" and im like "actually i couldn't find a reason to live" and just splatter my brain all over the cash register

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 02:22

>>343
that one novelty/gimmick twittеr account air budd dwyer makes me think of that fat dog whenever someone mentioned budd dwyer even though I know he's the guy who killed himself on TV or whatever

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 14:53

I love cute girls.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 17:01

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 19:22

I don’t have a girlfriend, but I love my girlfriend.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 21:41

what do you call a shell script that uses all the resources on the server by looping infinitely and invoking itself for each loop?

a forkbomboclaat

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 21:41

what do you call a JAMAICAN* shell script that uses all the resources on the server by looping infinitely and invoking itself for each loop?

a forkbomboclaat

I fucked up the first time

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 21:47

I feel sick...

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 22:31

>>349
You forgetting an essential part of the joke is funnier than the joke itself.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 23:15

>>347
Please, explain this paradox to us!

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9133 23:56

Visual AIDs.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 03:16

>>352
girlfriend object hasn't been initialized yet?

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 03:59

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       ヽ           _,, -‐ ''" ̄|_ ̄_o o o___|_|r'"

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 08:11

I used to think "awe" rhymes with "wave".

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 13:31

>>356 awe, true to caesar

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 14:35

windows vs linux from the perspective of:

a windows user:
would you rather use an OS hacked together for free by a bunch of nerds in their spare time, or a professionally made, enterprise ready(tm) OS?

a linux user:
would you rather use an OS that spies on you and steals your data and sends it to M$ or one made only from organic, locally grown, ethically sourced code?

an idort:
would you rather have your shitty design decisions made by some neckbeard on github or some neckbeard at microsoft?

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 19:05

>>358
the last one: both

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 19:12

alfalfa romeo

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 19:20

>>358
MS owns GitHub. And there are other choices aside from those two OSes. Additionally, some people use multiple OSes. Microsoft even uses Linux. 0/10 see me after class.
https://cloudblogs.microsoft.com/windowsserver/2015/05/06/microsoft-loves-linux/
https://news.microsoft.com/2018/06/04/microsoft-to-acquire-github-for-7-5-billion/
They are not suitable for the same exact things. Linux makes more sense for web servers, but domain controllers run Windows. But with VMs, you can run both on the same computer. And even more OSes too. Even without a traditional VM, Windows 10 now has something called Bash on Ubuntu on Windows. It replaces the old Windows Subsystem for Unix Applications (SUA). Kind of like Cygwin or MinGW.
Of all the things to get tribal about, this topic is pretty silly.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 19:28

>>361
Akshshshually

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 20:14

>>361 thank you doctor autismo whatever would we do without you

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 20:37

You're not very interesting.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 20:55

You probably think this post is about you, don't you? don't you?

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 21:21

>>360
alfalfa male

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 21:43

people who do not use pseud0ch: who are you and who hurt you

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 21:55

>>367 I use futaba, the thread list is too narrow on my screen in pseud0ch and it makes it take up way too much vertical room

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 21:56

Oh hey I'm using pseud0ch, what do you know.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9134 23:04

>>364
>>365
Sorry.

captcha: skuckable

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 05:15

Why is it called psuedo0ch? I know it’s based off the theme that 0ch uses and nobody knows how to set 0ch up, but why name it after 0ch spsecitically?

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 05:18

Every time I hear or think about relationships, I get overcome with the reality of crippling loneliness.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 11:49

Such sensation when never partner

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 13:06

Anxiety

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 14:27

the vague emotion of being alone

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 17:04

Oh no, I have too much money.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 17:11

The pleasure of being cummed inside XD

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 17:46

That which is empty seeks to be filled.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9135 21:28

Bustin makes me feel good.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 05:01

Let me sleep in your bed

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 17:39

Terry (´・ω・`)

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 17:51

If you identify with a fanbase, instead of just liking a thing, you're probably obnoxious or at least annoying. Often you'll lack critical thinking skills because you like the thing and a true fan would never find any flaws in the thing.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 19:17

>Often you'll lack critical thinking skills
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       .i /  \   ,_ i )     
        i   (・ )゛ ´( ・) i,/
       l u   (__人_).  | 
      _\  ∩ノ ⊃ /   
     (  \ / _ノ |  |
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384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 19:17

>>382
Ron Perlman voice
Sometime around the turn of the second decade of the 21st century, mankind finally succeeded in tearing down all the great spooks that had led to so much catastrophe and violence: race, religion, ethnicity, all those artificial tribal identities. But it turned out that we needed those spooks because without them people will find even stupider things to fight over. The next world war, the true war to end all wars, was made even more(or perhaps less) tragic because it was fought between Marvel and DC fans, or something equally as asinine. The few remaining records of the Before Times that survived don't tell us exactly what.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 19:24

>>383
how did you make that text go green

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 19:26

>>385
Oops. Lack of critical thinking I guess.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 19:27

>>386
There is no need to be upset

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 19:32

>>387
That was me, I forgot about quotes in text art formatting lol.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 19:44

>>381 the CIA niggers finally got him ;_;7

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 21:36

Why is this happening to me?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 22:10

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 22:25

STOP PUTIN

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 22:45

Well, that's not very ladylike.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 22:59

>>391
You can tell the guy with the machine gun on his shoulder is regretting agreeing to draw straws.

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9136 23:57

cute boytummy

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 00:03

cuddling a cute boy, kissing him on the neck and ears, rubbing your cock against his through your shorts

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 00:52

love

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 01:23

shut the fuck up and play, you're quibbling over a few million when either way you're already getting paid more to play a damn game for one year than most of the schlubs watching on TV will make in their entire lifetime

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 02:27

this website is the death grips of dark souls

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 05:22

what is the internet even for if i can't even find the text of an obscure confessional written in japanese by a 16th century portuguese jesuit? cat pictures?

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 11:51

Did YouTube audio quality just decrease recently, again, or are my headphones broken?
I really hate being that ``is it me or X'' person.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 12:54

Well, I don't know about that.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 13:20

My '' and '' keys aren't working most of the time. Please pray for my IP QUALITY omputer and my lipboard.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 13:26

How are you? Wine, thank you.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 14:19

I could do with some wine...

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 14:43

i don't find being really drunk to be fun at all, but buzzed is alright i guess

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 16:44

Write me a story, cutie.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 16:48

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 17:06

>>406 Why not try a big pile of ketamine!

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 18:53

>>409
Where would someone who is not me can find such a thing, not that I intend to purchase at all.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 20:02

Almost nobody here today. Weird...

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 20:03

>>411
I'm here, babe.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 20:27

wow would you look at it

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9137 23:59

I've come to accept that i'll probably never be a cute twink, but I can be the next best thing which is full on bearmode linebacker body

ass to grass, boy!

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 04:08

>>408
that was pretty good but the ending didn't make sense to me (I guess I'm too young) and I had to google it

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 07:21

>>415 Better Nate than lever :)

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 20:27

Sorry, I can't think of anything.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 21:43

Me neither.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 21:49

Some people act like the 2016 U.S. elections never ended.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 22:01

Let me tell you about this one way Bernie could still get the nomination.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9138 23:35

Whoops did I take it too far without noticing? Could this be the end?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 00:31

hello

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 01:35

The show doesn't end until the fat lady sings. I don't exactly know what I mean by this, but maybe you can attach some meaning to it?

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 02:03

The value added tax, luxury taxes, and marriages license fees were all paid in full on my client's so-called "child" brides, and we have receipts to prove it.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 02:30

>>423
that phrase was a thing when fat ladies were uncommon

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 10:07

That's disgusting.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 10:35



   /⌒ヽ
  / ´_ゝ`)  excuse me may i pass through here
  |    /
  | /| |
  // | |
 U  .U

^ I'm aware there's someone who looks like this in Silent Hill but is that the origin of this AA? I've seen him creeping about text boards for years but I didn't think it was related

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 15:39

democratic socialists who are anti-capitalist buying nike shoes made in sweat shops by borderline slave labor to OWN the conservatives, all because of a retarded ad campaign

use your brain for once

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 18:54

>>428
back already?

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:06

Oh dear. Things aren't looking good for you.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:12

You're so vain I bet you think this post is about you!

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:16

>>428,431
Who hurt you?

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:31

>>428
i only see demsocs comparing the nike campaign to fifteen million merits on my timeline.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:40

>>433
imagine unironically having demsocs on your tl

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:42

>>434
Beats getting all your info about them from, idk, youtube talking heads lol.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:43

>>435
quit projecting, I don't watch ``youtube talking heads''

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:45

>>436 begone

438 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:47

>>427
The earliest use of Chotto Toorimasu yo (ちょっと通りますよ) / The Man in the Emperor's Prostate (天皇陛下の前立腺の中の人) / Nurukopop (ぬるコぽっぷ) that I could find was 2003, which is roughly around the time when Emperor Akihito was diagnosed with prostate cancer.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:50

oh are we talking politics again

media: TRUMP uses WRONG CRAYON on FLAG
trump: let's get MAD at SHOES, boys FELLOW AMERICANS
me: i sleep

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:50

So apparently anyone who isn't a demsoc gets banned here... which is strange, considering all the racial slurs here, which are definitely not in the spirit of democratic socialism. I'm not demsoc, but I'm also not pro-racism, which is strange considering the kinds of things people post here. And let's not forget all the really creepy threads. Why the selective moderation?

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:53

>>439
So you think anyone who isn't a demsoc loves trump? I see. Very intelligent discourse on this website.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:55

>>440
pretty sure you werent banned for not subscribing to incredibly specific fotm ideology #3587543, but simply for being one hell of a nuisance

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 20:59

So let's recap:
Creepy borderline sex offender posts: not banned or deleted by the admin
Racial slurs: not banned or deleted by the admin
Death threats: not banned or deleted by the admin
Criticizing the above three categories of posts that are on this site right now: bannable offense
Making a post critical of democratic socialism: banned literally minutes after I posted it

What a bizarre website. How do you even get into this kind of mindset? I'm trying to help this group gain some self-awareness, but I guess you'll never understand. I've tried to help people here see how what you're posting is wrong, but you won't listen. I guess it's a lost cause. Sad.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:19

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 // // / /)\     you can't just talk about politics and do whatever
 \`´ (__X / //\      You have to actively harass racial minorities
   \  / / // ̄\
    \  (/ /     \          It's Elitist Quality!
      \/        \         http://4-ch.net/dqn/
          /⌒ヽ ______\
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)/⌒ヽ\ _____
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       /ヽ  )) ヽ  )ヽ )と  , イ
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   / ̄Y ̄`|/ ̄^Y ̄ヽ/ ̄ ̄Y `´ ̄\

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:22

>>444
imagine thinking this is funny or acceptable

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:42

Get a clue >>443

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:43

i'm offended at people being offended

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:44

  ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ´∀`)< You guys have too much spare time.
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449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:45

something something defensive

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:45

>>446
No, you're the one who needs to get a clue. What's normal and accepted on this website is not socially acceptable at all. A lot of what's posted here is highly immoral too. Instead of doubling down, you can admit that this site needs to change.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:46

>>438 Interesting, thanks! I love never being wrong ( ⌒-⌒)

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:48

>>450 Nobody cares

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:49

i wonder if he's ever heard of 4chan

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:49

>>452
Just because you're deeply entrenched in this echo chamber doesn't mean everyone else is the same. People outside of neckbeard havens like this actually do care about issues like racism or rape culture. Don't get the wrong idea and think that people would actually side with you.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:50

thinking about johny johny yes papa
vc: dudution

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:50

>>455
worst meme in 2018

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:53

>>454 I'm not entrenched, I casually lurk from time to time and have never posted any of the things you're complaining about, I just think it's comically misguided for you to be finger-wagging on such a niche, inconsequential online message board loosely themed on internet nostalgia...

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:53

It's quite tame, why are you being so hysterical?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:55

>>458
The racial slurs and creep threads are tame? If you think this stuff is tame, then you're just desensitized to awful things.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 21:56

>>457
It's niche! That makes it all okay! Great logic, buddy.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 22:02

>>459 That's true. It's really no big deal.
>>460 Changing the world three netizens at a time, I salute your zeal!

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 22:13

>>461
Better than changing the world zero people at a time. Apathy is the enemy of progress.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 22:23

>>462 I change hearts and minds every day, just not on a weeb text board on a Saturday night ( ^∀^)

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 22:27

I know there's like 5 people here and only 2 of you are American, but anyone have any predictions for the World Series? I've got either the Dodgers or the Redsox.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 22:56

hearing someone with the thickest german accent ever say "vat ze fuck is a 'momobako' " on voice chat is probably the greatest thing i've encountered in an online game

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 22:59

>>463
Yeah buddy, nobody else can possibly do anything outside of here either. Someone making an average of a few posts here per week = unable to do anything other kind of activism in life.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 23:02

Collard greens = GOAT.
What is your favorite veggie?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 23:06

Do onions count? If so then onions, I love all kinds of onions.

469 Name: Poetic Gomez : 1993-09-9139 23:25

>>466 I'm not sure what you mean

>>465 Momobako is my queen

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9139 23:58

>>455,456 srsly it's so cursed the only good thing I saw out of it was a meta version where a sinister force with glowing red eyes food-polices a 3D-animated version of the guy 3D-animating this shit

>>464 USA just on paper, but Canada is the stream meme dream team and didn't drop a map trying to BM Brazil who deadass said they were gonna take this serious; o' course, y' can't count Korea out of this and being ethnically but not entirely culturally of that persuasion myself I must confess a bias against their turbulent--wait, World Series? My bad.

>>467 likes broccoli but is getting my noodly 130lb ass stared down by pizzatarians
t-tomato (... b-but it's not a vegetable)

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 00:08

>>464
I'll humor you.

Red Sox in four over Arizona.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 00:21

pepo
peppe
peposi
peipos
poepi

i have to work on sunday

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 01:19

Football.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 01:56

Etymological evolution:
Super old: flaming
Old: trolling
Current: larping

Flaming: angry, hostile, mean.
Trolling: ironic, pranking, lying.
Larping: pretending, lying, unironic, astroturfing, often political. Example: quit larping as a conservative, we know you're liberal and just trying to make the right look bad.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 05:26

>>455
don't want to think about it any longer

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 05:28

what.
a.
fucking.
urla.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 07:16

I love modern art but hate the "art world"

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 08:27

>>474
"Larping" pisses me off because it's not live action, it's online. But I guess there's nothing I can do without becoming one of those people who bitches about correct word usage to idiots who could care less.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 10:18

Losing hope.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 10:45

Christmas Train :3

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 11:19

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 11:59

>>474 Is that really an etymological evolution if the terms mean slightly different things?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 13:36

>>478
If you're not outside in costume throwing acorns and yelling LIGHTNING BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT and generally acting like a Tolkein-reading six year old, it ain't LARP.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 14:09

tired but not sleepy

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 14:38

virus pasta

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 15:45

>>478
Language changes over time.
>>482
Yes. Nobody says flaming anymore. Fewer people say trolling. More and more people are saying larping, at least on political twitter circles.
>>483
That's the old and outdated definition. Now is means pretending to have different political views, or pretending that you're an activist or something. Larping is a suitable term for this, since traditional larping is embarrassing and lame, and people are implying that political posers are also embarrassing and lame.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 15:52

Ehhh...

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 17:32

>>486 Sounds a bit echo chambery

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 17:46

Careful now... your life is about to change.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 18:29

vagueposting is so cool

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 18:32

isn't it~

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 18:47

Vagueposting is for spineless wimps. Wimps like James McKay of Burbury, Connecticut.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 19:42

What a fucking thread, so glad iOS-chan is still here,

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 21:28

People on the internet are too sexual. Keep it in your pants when I'm trying to converse like a normal person. I don't want to know what you last fapped to, what your fetishes are, and for gods sake don't link me any porn.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9140 21:39

wanna go to a barbershop sometime

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 02:10

Right now I am thinking about that scene from Generation Kill about how war happens because of lack of pussy.

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 04:07

Too bored to do anything but scroll through the same websites over and over again but not bored enough to find something interesting to do.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 08:47

>>497
Right? You just find yourself hoping for something interesting, or at least time-consuming to come towards you. Do get back to me if you find anything.

499 Name: Your crush : 1993-09-9141 08:55

wanna go to lake the and get boba tea with me?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 12:51

sipdre man

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 13:11

Come on, kiddo.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 13:38

>>498
Cigarettes. Everybody loves you and then you die, it's a win-win.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 13:41

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 15:01

>>486

>Nobody says flaming anymore.

Tell that to the power-hungry idiot who banned me from their Discord server for critiquing them.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 15:05

>>504
You're still here, iOS-chan?

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 16:37

spy-bear-man
half spy, half bear, half man.

google him and get porn results, that's his power.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 18:11

There is so much sadness inside.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 19:50

>>505
Who?

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 20:17

>>470 here, turns out I totally called that one. Wasn't a brilliant deduction or anything, of course; betting on "old age and treachery" is hardly that (even if some of the jackasses involved are too young for a contract). Life isn't an 80s/90s sports movie... unless it turns out this is only Act I, in which case nvm.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9141 20:58

>>508
all me

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 02:37

If your text-on-image joke needs your @ watermark on it, your comedy is not distinct enough anyway. I can tell you're not getting reach, ain't nobody bothering to type that shit in. Why is it that the comedians that most normies can name tend to have jokes that sound like only they could've said it? You, attempting to break in, dealing with an Internet full of hecklers, fucking know the answer better than I do.

don't @ me bro

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 04:07

Anime mascots for psychedelics and their personalities match the effects. Example: Datura-chan is cute but she will give you a bad time.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 04:44

an algorithm knows you better than your closest friends
facebook knows you better than your own mother even if you don't use it
google knows you better than you know yourself

disconnect go outside

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 04:48

>>513
The industrial revolution and its consequences...

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 05:03

>>514 can't we just keep the 3d printed kidneys and miraculous anti-cancer drugs and get rid of the monolithic surveillance state

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 07:00

teacher i had back in the day that had a son that also attended that school and looked 120% like kurt cobain and the only people that said otherwise were the kid and the teacher

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 07:17

i wish i could be an alcoholic so i didn't have to think too deeply about life, but i don't want to drink because it's unhealthy and shortens your lifespan, but if life is shitty enough that i want to drink to not have to think about it, why am i concerned about staying healthy?

the catch-22 of ennui

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 07:37

>>517
I know I could be living better, but I'm not willing to do what it takes to start getting there ¯\(ツ)

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 13:12

I've been trying to fix my posture through mindfulness alone for years and it hasn't worked
perhaps it's time for a more forceful, physical approach

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 13:28

Being a homo forces me to evaluate women I meet as humans, not as potential sex partners. Unfortunately most of them fail that criteria even harder. It's amazing just how dull and obnoxious they become when you don't care about their vaginas.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 14:49

>>519
are you getting a corset?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 14:50

>>517 Use some other mind altering chemical that is less hazardous.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 15:37

>>517

>i wish i could be an alcoholic so i didn't have to think too deeply about life

yeah dude, alcoholics are sheep who don't think
k

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 16:49

If it's brown, flush it down.
If it's yella, well you've got cider there fella.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 17:31

>>524
delete this

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 17:36

there are some people on social media whose claim to fame is replying to every tweet that a famous person makes

if someone has a million twitter followers, and you reply to every tweet they make (assuming they don't block you), it's trivial to get 10k+ followers with no real effort, even when you're a nobody, just as long as you parrot opinions that are popular by people who follow the more popular person's account (though some people hatefollow instead of following people they like)

this reminds me of those kinds of fish that cling to bigger fish, like how sharks have little feeder fishes stuck to them

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 18:03

>>523
have you literally never been drunk

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 18:21

Well, I finally did it. I killed myself.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 18:28

>>528
how's the afterlife? is it like gensokyo

530 Name: vc: sosotion : 1993-09-9142 20:21

>>519
If it is that important to you, try to structure every free moment and space around you towards it. That may mean dedicating some useful desk space or something that you'll refuse to use until you're satisfied with your progress.

Willpower is a limited resource, so don't be hard on yourself any time you fail. It can be better to outsource that mental disapproval to someone you really respect (preferably a dead philosopher or someone you don't actually know) that you imagine standing around giving you one of those pursed-lip neutral looks when you're not doing it right, and smiling when you are.

I find it helped my posture considerably to focus on it as part of meditation and during breaks in my work (between rounds of a game, any time I alt-tab, taking eye breaks, drinking water, running up and down the stairs, just build those associations). I find it is hard to intentionally forget bad habits but easy to try (and fail) a new one, so I figure you pretty much gotta be constantly making it so a clusterfuck of good/new habits don't leave any time for the old programming. You gotta see failure as the price of success, and sometimes to envision the guy who did this every day for months/years vs. the guy who didn't.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9142 23:49

Muscular women are pretty hot!

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 01:27

I want to cuddle the entire Netherlands

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 02:19

>>531
How come people decided that a numbered list is the best format for writing? Whatever happened to actual journalism?

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 02:23

"actual journalism" was never a thing, it's always been a clique of simpletons attaching way too much weight to their own opinions and doing whatever it takes to attract eyeballs

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 02:47

>>526 It's been like that since the beginning of human society though. For every person with vision and authority (or "clout" as you twitter people call it) there's dozens of hangers-on and people happy to simply serve and receive favor. For every Lu Bu there's a hundred Chen Gongs.

Also, did we finally remove "twitter" from the list of banned words on 4-ch? It used to refuse any post that even contained the word even if it was "twitter sux lol".

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 05:02

"if you want to support me, here's my patreon" bitch i can barely support myself, i wish i had money to throw at random porno artists

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 10:23

I have enough money to support a patreon or two, but not enough to support them all, so I just support none

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 10:45

F-16 (or -18?) just zoomed by.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 11:39

old dude at the grocery store with a cart full of nothing but like 10 cases of coke and a bag of limes

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 14:51

old dude at the gym in a polo shirt, jeans, and loafers doing the curl machine on the lowest weight setting for like an hour

go get em mate

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 14:59

>>541
hell yeah they are the nicest people at the gym

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 18:14

I lost a lot of passion for weeb shit when I picked up Japanese language study to become the uberweeb. Not only did I lose the time, so much of it converted to cheaply produced moe stuff (by proportion) around the same time.

I'm not sure what to make of it that a "lost decade" and the death of Tezuka seem to have been less devastating to the prevalence of this sort of quality that once drew in that tired 40-something guy who owns the corner anime shop than a trend that includes a general move to cheaper production methods (not to point fingers at pirates or quality of animators or the specific animation techniques or finances of production; if there is a desire to oversimplify, it's sufficient to note that the already modest money that used to be in it basically dried up and no gitting gud attempted so far has fixed that).

I'm not even sure this nostalgia is entirely off base, when you have no less than 3D anime pioneer Ichiro Itano expressing a little concern that the younger generation seems reticent to attempt the hard shit and exceed the accomplishments of their idols, as if somehow a strong majority of otaku stopped using their status as social outcasts to only care about fucken good animu.

Perhaps it's also worse than worthless posting my shitty popular opinion, but I still did it; it's not like you can escape criticism even if you say nothing.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 18:27

>>543
I find the doujin scene more interesting nowadays.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 19:48

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 20:29

people who work at "non-profit" organizations who make 6 figures

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 20:45

I have been in so much pain for such a long time that I can't remember what it's like to feel normal anymore.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 22:46

>>547
that sucks

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9143 23:32

>>546
not all non-profits are charities but I get what you're saying

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 01:57

The Nichijou anime was amazing with a high animation budget and full orchestral score, but it will never get a second season because it wasn't profitable.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 02:35

Maybe I'd have a longer attention span IF YOU HAD ANYTHING WORTH MY PATIENCE!

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 02:57

>>543 I've partially turned my passion for weeb shit into a passion for the Japanese language itself, it's really interesting, eg when you come across a word like 心底 that has a direct literal translation with the same meaning in english and yet was arrived at independently centuries ago by people on an island 2000 miles away.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 03:01

Or rather was arrived at in China millennia ago, you get my point though, I find it pretty interesting how again and again, people so removed in physical and cultural distance come up with the same linguistic cludge to express some idea.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 08:35

>>552
動moving物thing
animal (moving thing)

Pretty interesting, isn't it? Ancient people were quite apt with their naming, way better than the complicated shit we have the habit of coming up with now. Great minds think alike, and stuff.

Captcha: juneness

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 09:08

Amor fati? Amor my ass!
Isn't the idea of an incompetent Julius Caesar actor tripping over his own foot before Brutus can slip the sword inbetween his armpit crack just the coolest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hw63HniDWE

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 11:46

deja woo

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 15:33

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 17:25

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 17:50

прекращении поставок пресной воды в Крым.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 17:51

Gesamtkunstwerk

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 19:38

Teilekunstwerk
As in, I knocked it over and now it's all over the floor

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 20:24

Documentation: org-mode, rst, asciidoc, markdown, or something else?

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 20:30

vaguely remembering the way the boot sequence sounded on the 486 PC we had when I was a kid (5.25" floppy drive check, 3.5" drive check, POST beep, short pause, intermittent but rhythmic hard disk seeking, followed by hardcore hard disk seeking as the OS loads)

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 21:10

>>563
markdown and youtube tutorials unironically

I don't care what boomers say, man pages are shite

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 22:06

How dare you claim to tame Dame Flame? She will burn thee, I promise thine

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9144 22:39

It doesn't get through.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 01:53

"there's more to life than money" said the person who doesn't live paycheck to paycheck

"money doesn't make you happy" said the person who doesn't realize how awful being poor is because they have enough to pay the bills and they even have money saved up and disposable income

"just work hard and get a better job" said the person who got a cushy job due to nepotism

"being homeless must be easy, it'd be nice to have nothing to do" said the idiot who doesn't realize how difficult homelessness is and how a lot of homeless people actually have jobs

"poor people are poor because we can't all be doctors" said the person who grew up in an area with adequate funding for public education and who doesn't realize how public infrastructure dictates how successful someone will be

"I'm smarter and more talented and that's why I deserve to make more than other people" said the person whose parents paid for their books and tutors and college tuition while other people had to drop out to help their parents make ends meet

I'm not saying you have to give all your money away to poor people, but have some perspective and understand that life is very difficult for some people and we don't all have the same experiences or opportunities in life

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 03:31

>>563
Use whatever you want, but more importantly make sure to put a bunch of typical usage examples at the top of every page. I always scroll straight to the examples in documentation and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 06:37

>>563
GNU info, so that it technically exists but basically nobody will ever find it and even if they do they'll give up before the interface takes its toll on their sanity.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 06:42

>>563
GNU info, so that it technically exists but basically nobody will ever find it, and even if they do they'll give up before it takes its toll on their sanity, and even if they convert it to HTML the pages will be produced separately making it more difficult than necessary to navigate and search, and even if they convert it to a single HTML page it will be so long that aw fuck this this is why nobody writes good autotools scripts

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 06:43

oh, no wonder the captcha didn't go

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 06:49

The supposedly famed "oorah" of the US marines has a direct equivalent in Russian, "ura". It's just a kiai guys, no need to come up with all these weird nonce etymologies and build your whole organization around it.

>>572 for the longest time I kept having trouble with the captcha before I realized that I was almost instinctively pressing spacebar after typing it, which caused it to not go through.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 07:38

финальный акт добивания

Russia good bye

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 07:40

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 08:18

>>563
If the audience is non-technical, I either use plaintext (treated as plaintext) or LaTeX, with plaintext preferred. This will ensure that documentation is either simple enough that it can be read quickly, or detailed enough to be reassuring.

IMHO, the benefits of almost-plaintext formats are extremely slight, and overshadowed by the threat that it might get overcomplicated to the point that it requires a browser to view.

If the audience is technical, typing "man foo" is more direct than searching the web for "foo documentation -bar -baz" or hunting through /usr/share for a README: the brain has to go through fewer context switches between "How do I work the damn thing again" and "I am now learning how to work the damn thing". mdoc.samples(7) is helpful.

Also what >>569 said.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 09:30

man ass

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 11:14

japanese hate debito arudo because he's annoying as shit
weebs hate debito arudo because he's literally living the dream, living in japan with a japanese wife doing nothing for a living but he uses that opportunity to be annoying as shit

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 14:25

is moot still at google? i don't see google releasing the next big social network, or even a mildly successful niche textboard, so what's moot doing there

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 15:20

>>579
I wonder if they might just employ him to prevent him from making another 4chan-like community

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 18:24

The weak should fear the strong

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 21:13

>>573
I prematurely hit send on accident, not sure how, I do have phantom clicks and keystrokes on this turrible hardware. So now the world gets to laugh at my foolishness (but 'tis better, I find, to be laugh'd at than y-wept).

I am slightly serious about the autotools documentation, though, it's not like it's great and there are corner cases it won't help you with, but it probably tells what you want from an 80-20 perspective if only you could actually not have navigation issues in the way and if only it weren't a "do it this way or weird shit will happen" kind of suite.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 21:14

>>581
   ____∧∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 〜' ____(,,゚Д゚)< The weak should fear the long!
   UU    U U   \________

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 21:29

>>576
I use Dash for a lot of near-instant offline reference searches these days, though curiously I still use the terminal for manpages. I guess it's not broken....

I wonder how well things would go if normal help files were just as easily searchable, but so much UX work has gone in the direction of "normies don't think they need manuals, suck at ctrl+f, and most of the ones they've looked at weren't helpful at all anyway", which isn't really wrong, but does lead to its own set of anti-patterns like the hamburger menu and walled garden learned helplessness.

Lately I've found that I really want to re-learn all the stuff I was "supposed" to learn in college and put it all in Anki. Is it productive immediately? No, quite the opposite. But I hope that such a solid grasp on the fundamentals will take me really far in programming what I want.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 21:42

>>569,570,571,576,582

Thanks friends, I ended up just picking asciidoc before checking back here, just to pick something (and to pick something other than monoculturedown) rather than shave yaks or invent myself a set of style conventions.
I was actually conscious that it should look nice as plaintext, so it's more like I just picked asciidoc for syntax highlighting as a basic sanity check and for future probable conversion to HTML/man/pdf/etc.

I'll keep >>569 in mind, especially remembering all the API docs I've had to endure that are just a set of data structures and alphabetically-sorted methods for converting between them, resulting in frustrating journeys back and forth over 6 pages of 6 screens each.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 23:02

Losing touch.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9145 23:32

>>583
longcat is looooong
shoop da whoop
snacks is back!
desu desu desu
epic for the win
for great justice
XD

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 00:03

God, just fucking kill me forever.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 00:25

>>587 same
captcha: noying

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 15:26

Love yourself.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 15:39

>>590
Twice today already

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 16:22

I wish I could've grown up in the age of MMOs that had really hardcore death mechanics and more open PvP, like Ultima Online () . I could still technically play it today, but it's basically on life support at this point, with very few players, so it's not the same. Other MMOs like Tibia had weird broken game mechanics, like there was an NPC that would attack you if you swore around it, so some people would trick another player into swearing next to them and then they'd die and the other player could take their items that were dropped on death. And you de-leveled, I think. Nowadays, MMOs are more casual, and if you die, it's just a setback of like 5 minutes or something. But those hardcore and abusable game mechanics (which were sometimes unintentional) were what made it fun. There was another Tibia thing where you could lure a high level monster into a safe area and then it'd aggro on low level players and kill them. Or you could block someone from leaving a certain area, and there was this one place in particular where someone would trick a player into going into a dangerous place by dropping a valuable item there, and then the player would go through and then the scammer player would block them, and then the victim player would be within aggro range of a dangerous monster that would kill them and they'd be unable to escape because of the other player blocking them (and in Tibia you couldn't just clip through other players).

But I feel like hardcore death mechanics in online games, and MMOs in general, are both kind of dying.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 18:04

Barbaric TV shows

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 18:37

>>592
Those are exactly the kinds of behavior WoW had to get rid of because it wasn't so much "hardcore death mechanics" as it was a vehicle for griefing.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 18:41

>>592
If I recall correctly, there are "classic tibia" official servers now with all the old hard mechanics, including really hardcore death penalties, fairly open pvp, roping, luring, etc.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 19:08

woah I forgot about this place it's been years and it's very comfy nice nice nice nice nice ay nice

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 19:43

give me butt pics or give me death

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 19:45

>>592
I grew up in that era, and I can get the appeal, but I for one do not miss them one bit. If you are into that sort of thing, I think it's just easier to admit it's not most people's cup of tea and be satisfied that there are enough enthusiasts practicing this dark art in some places, and it's fair unlike in the olden days because it's what you and they signed up for, no bamboozle.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9146 22:17

Constant suffering forecast for the next three days.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 00:40

Comcast suffering forecast for the next three days.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 14:32

broke: ted kaczynski did nothing wrong
woke: tim mcveigh did nothing wrong

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 16:29

>>601
don't you dare imply that uncle ted and mcloser are similar at all

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 16:31

consider this: Elona, but multiplayer

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 16:55

Ted and Tim's Bombin' Adventure

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 17:15

stupid puns:
sodium benzoate
mercedes benzoate
mercedes benzodiazepine
benzoate-diazepine
cameron diazepam
decalcify your benzodiazepineal gland

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 18:13

imagine donald trump attending a death grips concert

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 18:29

>>601,602
( ・-・) yeah, ted sat in the woods for 15 years jerking off over theory and ideology and had a final score of like 4 because he used bombs made of twigs and pinecones. McVeigh was retaliating against a physical, tangible injustice and got 200 in a single day. Nothing alike at all.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 18:40

>>607
Ted was a thinker, not focused on killing people. He made a lot of criticisms about modern life and technology. If you read his manifesto you'd know he only did the bombings to get national attention for his ideas about society. McVeigh just wanted to kill people, and that's what he did.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 18:53

>>608

>thinker

you misspelled "wanker"
I have read his manifesto and it's a bunch of nebulous shite, like the ramblings of an edgy 15 year old. McVeigh was retaliating against the hypocrisy of the US government and for the Waco siege, which would have been decried as a crime against humanity with the perpetrators on trial at The Hague if any other government on earth had done such a thing to its own citizens.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 18:56

Just admit it, you want a sweet-ass gun collection and a harem of teenage girls like David Koresh had.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 18:56

I've always hated the "that's enough, both of you" attitude because it's someone asserting a supposed moral superiority, that they value harmony over a proper resolution and simply assuming that the others do the same, when that's not likely to be the case. It's like a coward throwing a third argument bomb on top and expecting not to get shit on!

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 19:53

>>609
redpill me on waco
>>610
no
>>611
centrist politics

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 21:49

>>611
You never get tired of the same shitty tropes rolled out from everyone talking politics? Nobody has any new ideas, nobody will convince anyone not already in agreement. It's a complete waste of time to argue politics on the internet.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 22:23

>>613
Some people actually care about issues that affect their lives. Not everyone is in the same position as you, where you think things don't affect you (maybe sheltered?), and not everyone is as apathetic as you either. Don't act like everyone else is just a carbon copy of you. And don't pretend that you know so much more than everyone else. It's like sour grapes but you're telling yourself that you're too good to get involved in politics. A very naive stance to take.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 23:26

>>614
Jeez, are you still around?

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9147 23:36

>>615
who?

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 07:26

>>614 None of that was very relevant... no one's suggesting anyone's a carbon copy of anyone, no one said anyone's too good for politics, no one claimed to know more than anyone else, and you're confusing political apathy with disinterest in some other country's political squabbles in a DQN house. A lot of hot air. If anything it's you trying to take a moral superiority saying it's naïve not to be interested. I don't care if you talk about it, or sports, or your diet, or converting to Haruhism, or cars, or Magic: The Gathering or any other pointless shit, but don't pretend any of it is of any importance here

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 08:01

Am I stupid?

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 10:14

lithuanian-american named dixon mianus

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 12:13

School

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 12:27

Just got a weird strong urge to play Pandemonium 2 on the PS1...

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 16:21

lithuanian youtuber named dovydas

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 16:38

this site is a safe space for libshits who can't handle opposing views

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:19

>>614
I knew I'd summon iOS-chan!

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:21

( ´∀`)>>623 You have no clue what this site is

626 This post sucked.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:46

weird how the guy who got into a deleted argument in the "Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows" thread still thinks everyone who triggers him is a libshit/SJW when he's had it repeatedly explained to him that we just find it funny to trigger him

almost like his facetious comments like "everyone who disagrees with you is from /pol/" are a projection of his own assumptions

628 This post sucked.

629 This post sucked.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 17:55

Go let off some steam, offline. You're embarrassing yourself.

631 This post sucked.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:20

Thanks for taking out the trash, mod-sama!

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:20

>>631

>Outside of this weeb site, people actually do give a shit about issues that affect their lives. Shocking, right?

You are so close to the answer, c'mon I'm rooting for you! I want to see you rise up!

634 This post sucked.

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:23

I hope he understands he's not being deleted for having a different opinion...

636 This post sucked.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:27

Anyway,

apparently n64 and ps1 homebrew is tough to get into. Like, you need a XP VM to even get the tools running. My dreams of 3D homebrew as easy as GBA, dashed!

638 This post sucked.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:29

I opened my wallet, and it was full of bills.

640 This post sucked.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:30

Like a frog in a well, who has only ever seen the blue disc above him yet acts like he knows all about the sky...

642 This post sucked.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:33

Whatever, bye nazis. I don't need this censorship and power tripping in my life.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:34

I guess this finally answers the question.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:37

>>643 Don't let your anus mud-cake our door on your way out~

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 18:39

Deja vu but I actually have experienced it before.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 19:39

nazi mod deletes posts that expose him as a nazi

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 20:07

>>647
More news at 11.

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 20:24

Love & hug, hug & kisses.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 20:35

>>647
and yet this post remains to exist, curious,

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 22:00

I fucked up an interview at facebook lmao

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 22:19

This is quite the September we're having!

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 22:47

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 23:10

>>653 Clicked the link thinking, this better be some fuckin Green Day!

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9148 23:32

I expected Earth, Wind and Fire

656 This post sucked.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 04:14

Oh look, the retarded iOS Nazi who thinks webdev is a real job is still spazzing out because his shitty posts were deleted, how quaint. At least our mod finally woke up to take care of it, too bad he couldn’t delete all the retard’s spam in literally every other thread since he thinks everything not a political agreement with him is a personal attack, anime and ascii art, but I guess ban evading crybabies need a place to shout “I’m not a nazi you are for banning my retarded ass” at the top of their lungs all over the board to show their massive intellect

658 This post sucked.

659 This post sucked.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 04:43

>>658

>what other people have posted here

Yes, literally every other post on the board is a personal attack on you, and you’ve made sure to reply to each and every piece of content that you don’t like about how it represents the SJW boogeyman. I’m sure you being banned is because of some cabal and not you being a child who can’t help himself but shit up every thread about the things the board is focused on with insane nazi crackpottery, and you’re evading your ban to show us all how you’re being persecuted and everyone is ganging up on you and it’s not your fault everyone doesn’t like you because you smeared shit all over, which is totally endearing you to everyone else and not just digging your own well deserved ban hole deeper.

661 This post sucked.

662 This post sucked.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 11:12

Wait, are we nazis or sjws? I wish the polposters would make up their minds, I saw a jewish guy the other day and wasn't sure if I was supposed to hate him for being jewish or hate him for being a white male. Please advise. I wish I could just go back to not particularly hating anyone, but some spastic on the internet called me a thing, so it must be true.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 11:50

I am so underslept and so, so happy.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 12:14

Once again wishing I could just be asexual. It would make life so much simpler.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 14:05

>>665 Just be gay, it's almost as good. It's like you get to fuck your bestie then watch the game together.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 17:04

Nice
Knife
Gamma Knife

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 18:33

Is there a name for that "misplaced fight-or-flight response" thing? Like when you hit your head on a cupboard or something and your immediate, almost instinctual response is to want to rip it down smash the shit out of it and you have to restrain yourself for a second. That moment where your mammal brain and your reptile brain are fighting it out.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 18:43

>>668
Poking around Wikipedia a bit, one pop-sci author appears to use the terms "amygdala hijack" and "limbic hijack."

I don't think there's a formal term that encapsulates the "misplaced" part, since actual scientists are interested in the response itself rather than how rational it is (and generally studying mice or something where no instinctual response is really misplaced.)

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 19:40

This post sucked, has there ever been such a glorious phrase that brings such relief to see all over the front page?

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 19:42

https://camp-fire.jp/projects/view/89857
20 million \
For some polaroids of a vtuber and a vhs.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 19:42

>>664
This mf got laid for the first time in 3 years

just a guess

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 19:55

>>663
Satanist Nazi jew SJW muslim corporate grassroots astroturfing indie nigger academic high school dropouts from the brain bank cities on the moon. The anarchist OWG murderous peace-loving pussies who are stoned out of our mind while banning all those vices of the innocent. We all are pedophiles who want to ban all porn and are destroying traditional marriage while intruding on what people can do in their own home to other consenting adults. The chimeric single entity that hates in specificity all the individual things your spaz friend likes.

>>664
Sounds like someone just worked out the last segfault in his videogame.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 20:58

>>666
not today, Satan

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:07

>>666
You don’t have to be gay to be a gigolo for other men.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:08

Everyone wants to invoke Ike's so-called military-industrial complex until it's time to apply the slightest critique to Ike's so-called scientific-technological elite.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:13

>>666
The thought has occurred to me that it would be much more convenient that way. Alas, my brain remains staunchly heterosexual.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:25

>>669
I think I have to agree that it would escape formality, misplaced seems to be more like an opinion about what happened. I'm sure in the poetic manner you could say you stifled a freakout or withheld an urgent panic or had a pop quiz on Stoicism.

It does seem like a common enough experience that you could coin a new term and not worry if a synonym already exists.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 21:37

>>669,678
I propose calling it the "REEEflex".

When your instinctive reaction to unexpected pain(stubbing your toe, banging your head) is to lash out physically, even when(especially when) the object of your violence is an inanimate object.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9149 22:14

ensure: to make certain of something, to make something certain
insure: to cover something with an insurance policy, or to purchase an insurance policy

learn you're diffrent

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 02:32

this is the bastard bastard bastard bastard bastard internet

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 06:42

There's this set of Domino's ads that I really hate, where they pull out a bunch of stereotypical nyc people. Out of those people, there's one guy who says "extra cheese" like he just had a stroke and it probably pisses me off the most

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 14:58

famed voice actress threeabove branchfold

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 16:13

a stroke of cheese

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 17:28

sort of like 69 except you suck each other's nipples

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 18:11

aside from the social stuff being a lesbian sounds great

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 20:08

>>686
I don't know, I've heard recent Subaru models all have a big problem with the head gasket blowing out.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 20:54

Get filled, bitch!

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 21:10

>>687
i feel like this is a reference to some anime character, but i only have a place in my memory for "anime about lesbians" and it's currently filled by yuru yuri

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 21:29

>>689
It’s based on statistics, Subaru drivers are lesbians.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9150 21:48

I'm trying to memorize where are all the WWWOOOOOOOO in nonagon infinty so when I see king gizzard live, I'll be able to shout at the top of my lungs WOOOOOOOOOOO

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 05:18

>>689
You might be thinking of the Utena movie where most of the characters spontaneously turn into cars at the end.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 13:40

/realtalk/ ass visible between thighs rarely looks good

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:14

??? talk, that lesbian scat JAV was the best, the one with the tubes. UNK-315 I think.

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:40

from the back of a can of juice i was just drinking:
"see www.site.com for a complete list of all ingredients this product is free of"
really? a complete list? there's only like four ingredients in this thing, I doubt your list is that complete.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 18:41

if it's not on the list, does that mean I should assume it's contained in the juice? i don't see "dolphin semen" on this list so that worries me.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:04

Lesbian scat JAV runoff in my juice? More likely than you think.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:19

>>696-697
Under US law at least, the FDA (or maybe the department of agriculture, I dunno) sets an allowable limit of how much of a given contaminant are OK in each food. For instance, milk is allowed to contain so many parts per million of blood and pus, and most vegetable matter can contain so many ppm of crushed/dead insects.

The consequence of exceeding this is probably that the food can't be sold though, not that they have to put it on the ingredients list.

Also, dolphin semen is probably not on the list. Poop would be though (not specifically lesbian scat runoff but illegal farm workers like to piss and poop in the fields. That's where E. Coli in lettuce comes from.)

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:22

Oh yeah, trace amounts of cow poop are allowed in milk too. I remember this from reading about a farmer complaining that he isn't allowed to cut off his cows' tails anymore and that means more of their poop ends up in the milk.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 19:48

700 thoughts closer to death

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 21:24

Girls are cool.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9151 23:31

Girls with dicks and no vagina are better.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 00:57

>>702
The technical term for those would be boys.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9152 17:58

>>703
Nigga don't think you can trick me into being gay

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 01:59

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 06:58

Dropped a few soda packs on my dick

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 20:32

My sister took philosophy and now she's too good at arguing what the shit

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:33

>>707 punch her in the dick, cant argue against a fist

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:45

>>707
is she hot

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 21:50

>>709 She's 8 you sicko...

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9153 22:35

>>710 8 year olds are taking philosophy classes, the current year is truly incredible

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 08:05

couzcouz is disgusting

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9154 08:16

>>710
Answer the fucking question

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