Poo... in a butt?
Why do rebel groups aiming to put some autocrat in power always have "democracy" related names
like the democratic party
wearing headphones is uncomfortable but i don't want anyone walking below my window to know i'm playing genshin impact
I think Europeans should kill each other.
>>406
The ECB might make it happen real soon, like 2% chance tho
>>397
i feel like i have made posts attributed to both Frederick and Layla but i can accept that my excellent posts have an outsize influence
you spelled ``amerikkkan'' wrong, btw
maybe i should start saying 'microsoft cloth' to mean 'microfiber cloth'
sussy linux
The generation under gen z scares me
Remember, Bugs Bunny, Spongebob, Piccolo, the goofy movie characters and shonen mcs are actually black
Why people say that taxation is theft when it's clearly a robbery?
Does anyone still watch those BBC talkshows aside from political extremist who rage at them?
Talkshows seem like such an antiquated format.
Not had a TV for 15 years
>>416 man, me too, but the gubmint basically mandates that i carry one in my pocket now with the uninstallable youtubes on the android phones
i hate it. i went to a restaurant the other week and they were like we don't have menus, just scan this thing with your phone
limoncello is good
idea: reverse-rape "ero trap dungeon" style game where you only unlock the CG scenes if you win, and the game is actually pretty hard, like the dark souls of sex
Some of the most bizarre stuff in Seinfeld start to make sense when you realize it actually takes place in some sort of proto-nasuverse.
"Kramer" is actually a class name in the Holy Grail War. The reason he always barges in Jerry's apartment is because he has an urge to protect his Master. Kramer being a Servant from another time explains why he's one of the characters with the strongest physical ability and wits in the show, by far, and it also explains why, despite his wits, he's always subtly off and socially awkward. Notice also how he tries so much to hide his true identity.
Then, what's with the irrational hatred between Jerry and Newman? I think that Jerry's magus powers let him sense something about Newman that other people don't. Or maybe, Newman is a Master too, I don't know.
What about George and Elaine? George is most likely human. We see his parents, etc. Elaine is clearly a proto-Rin (tsundere for Jerry).
In other words, "Kinoko Nasu" must be an alias for Larry David!
>>418 I had 4 bottles at a wedding a few weeks ago, I thought “I don't normally like lemons but this is delicious”
>>418
I've only had the limoncello La Croix, which has to be one of their best flavors.
i should be working but my advisor gave me a dead end lead again, so i'll go try a new direction i guess
I hate the term significant other
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my face and I was magnificently smothered
captcha: chow
broke: the eye can only see 24fps
woke: why yes, my gameplay is frame-perfect at 23fps, how could you tell?
appointing playboy bunnies to the federal reserve to infect it with celeb culture
Hmm. Ostensibly.
lol the "white-blue-white flag" article on wikipedia is being hounded by a some guy who thinks the flag resembling the belarus "white-red-white flag" is a biased opinion somehow
some asswipe replaced the bottles of my six pack with other bottles
who the fuck does that?
racists seem like lonely people. maybe they just need friends to do things with
>>434
Ironically, a lot of people join racist gangs and orgs because they want to fit in and make friends.
You could just join a sunday league sports team and go to a church that socializes after if you wanna make friends, damn!
i once saw advice from someone claiming to be a prison officer that if you ended up there you shouldn't join the race gangs unless you wanted to be in for life but you should accept their protection racket if you wanted to do the time quietly without getting fucked with. it sounded rational enough to not sound made up but even if that were true it would just be that one person's observation.
Anyways,
But seriously
Let's get to the point TODAY maybe
black people look like doodoo lol
SNP are doodoo lol
Watching KingCobraJFS feels like slowly becoming retarded
Shao Kahn is Jewish
die die die kill die
I need some semi-interesting podcasts with a lot of episodes to keep me sane during work.
caribbean rhythms
kind of wish retail had a job where all you do is close the store (i guess stocking overnight might count, but not for me)
a lot of folks who close are wishing they were home already and don't want to do chinese firedrills like checking shelves carefully and cleaning bathrooms and stuff
I wonder what Cardi B's pussy looks like. Not in like a sexual way or anything.
i wish retail had a job where you aren't a slave forcibly attending adult high school
>>448
In a sexual way, I would pay so much to see Sasha Banks take a gigantic white cock
>>450 Save your money and you could one day buy a house like me...
It's so weird we're calling gays queers again. Like I saw an ad for a queer business map and a "queer business" sounds like a term the nazis would use to mark stores owned by gays. I dont get it
pussy (male)
>>452 It's interesting to watch the debates, some in a community want to “reclaim” slurs but it causes discord in their community
If you cannae the bouncy, you're a dirty timmy
I say, in the world of violin wank you'll scarcely find more sluttier a luthier
I saw an atheist post an image mocking the creationist belief that humanity originated from a handful of people get shared to a group from a country that is overwhelmingly Christian and instead of being offended, it turned into a debate about incest pre-flood and in ancient times, and allegory in creation myth. Amazing.
>>445 I listened to all of Michael Sugrue's lectures at work https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaYLR_1aryjfB7hLrKGRaQ/videos
New carwash discovered!
4 out of 5 doctors would be a pretty damn weak consensus in medicine
Just got called an "esoteric abrahimic" by a family member
I am nothing.
I am everything.
Lain wanders around the world.
Frontiers cannot bar her.
Neither barracks nor barricades impede.
Nor does barbed wire scar her.
Lain wanders around the world.
All colors praise and receive her.
Language is no barrier,
The strangest tongues believe her.
Lain wanders around the world.
The sun descends from above.
With the onset of the darkness,
We all respond to her with love.
goddamn schizophrenics in the wikipedia thread again!!!!
i ate potatoes for dinner, such is life
for some reason i thought marisa tomei was japanese
魔理沙 透明
紗仁玖羽（シャニクワ）
太龍（タイローン）
cute boy watching snuff videos with you
who is this tard
fuck off
die
people think plants are so great but have you considered FLIES THE GODDAMN FLIES
I need that VTuber who stapled her cunny shut to be my wife.
>>474
flies are no less disgusting when they are dead!!
>>475
i was actually just thinking about someone else's commentary on solarpunk in another thread. i don't have any problem with flies in my houseplants because i don't overwater and use reasonably good soil.
more just thinking about the drawbacks of a super-environmental future where people live inside giant (sometimes bioengineered) plants, like in certain n.k. jemison novels or that movie avatar (which i will never watch).
i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants, but i grew up in a desert and later moved to a verdant area and i still remember walking out in the yard and finding a spider on my foot one time and thinking 'fuck this, i can't even walk out in the grass with sandals, this rainfall shit is way overrated'. flies and mosquitos are among the other problems that just don't exist in the desert.
>i think most people really prefer to live around a lot of plants
I don't, I think it's cruel to keep a lifeform captive in your house for decoration. Someone once got me a plant as a housewarming present and I felt so bad, but had to pretend to be grateful. I hate that cunt, I hope she dies. I watered it a while but I could tell it was unhappy so I dumped it in the woods.
german, french, russian, chinese, punjabi, etc game devs: what's that, you say you live in america but you'd still like to play our game in german/french/russian/chinese/urdu because you like those languages? or you're a pakistani living in america? well of course bucko, you can play the game you paid your own money for in whatever language you'd like!
japanese devs: REEEEE FUCK YOU EAT SHIT GAIJIN NIGGER YOU DESERVE RAPE
I am such a piece of shit.
I've been reading a lot about Netflix's declining subscriber base because it's interesting to see one of the original ones struggle like this.
Everyone seems to have their own theory of why: price, the company's politics, increasing competition, economic conditions, etc.
It's a lot simpler than that I think: A lot of the beloved shows often rewatched like the Office, Cheers, Fraiser, Star Trek, pretty much everything owned by Disney-Fox, Viacom or NBC-Universal etc has been moved to its own service and the original content produced by Netflix these days is just not very good.
The sitcoms have very obnoxious laugh tracks for EVERYTHING, the documentaries aren't as controversial and biting as they think (they have been trying to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle of Sunderland 'Til I Die and Tiger King), the animation is ugly and crass, kids want the IPs they recognize, the reality shows aren't even believable and the movies and original series are formulaic to the point where checklists about them have become a meme. It's no wonder really.
I liked Lucifer on Netflix cos he's a bit like me, then it moved to Amazon Prime. I only watch Prime very occasionally if they give me a free trial, I'll go through my list and watch the things that are only there
pro tip for bodybuilding on a budget: poke yourself with random used needles you find at the park, you never know which ones might have steroids in them
used needle gacha
>the woods
this is what i mean by living around a lot of plants. not house plants. i can count the trees within sight of my desert home on one hand.
>>479
Isn't the reason for this that Japanese game prices tend to be higher (sometimes the equivalent of $120 or $100 USD) and stay above baseline due to the lack of a cultural expectation that aging games should drop dramatically in price? So there is a very real incentive for Japanese bargain hunters to acquire overseas versions of games, if they can read them.
It has closer equivalence to Steam making it hard for people to use local pricing from Latvia or whatever to cheap ass games.
And in fact those versions of games sometimes have the English language options removed for the same reason.
Youtube recommends me some very bizarre low-view old videos that I wonder how the algorithim even comes to it
I see financial domination, I go to the next clip
I grew up in a cottage in the woods, then I moved into town, then I moved to a city when I was older. They each have their pros and cons
Has anyone else been suffering from phantom shits as of late?
I keep having sensory hallucinations where I feel that I have sharted and I can feel the moistness of my asshole and the liquid hot arsejuice trickling down my thighs, but when I go to wipe, there is always nothing there. It especially tends to start up whenever I'm wiping my ass post-shit. I'm done shitting and I start wiping and immediately I feel the shitwaters running down. It invariably continues well past the point when I am perfectly clean and dry; I always end up wasting far more toilet paper than necessary trying to wipe off ever-flowing diarrhoea that isn't even there.
This is a very new phenomenon for me.
I think you should go see a doctor
They just don't make cute anime girls like they used to.
>>487
Media is treated as disposable and preserving it, while people understand it on a rational level, is the space and attention equivalent of hoarding behavior.
Last I heard, Hard Offs are full of cigarette-stained retro games that'd make 30something weebs very happy to drop a few grand 10 bucks at a time
I wish my drive for productivity were capable of plowing through lots of old games instead of work that puts food on the table, but I get overwhelmed like 2 hours in ("you're not beING CREATIVE AAAA") and it's functionally the same as losing interest
The Asian market is also used to good products getting pulled practically right away, all the time
In 1992 my mother purchased the perfect bento (food flask) for soup from a department store in Hachinohe (it isn't a box, but it is pinku). Sturdy handle on top, single stainless steel compartment that can be pulled out, with separate handles for the lid and pulling out (which my dad shoulda done, burr hurr hurr). Wide and bottom-heavy instead of tall, so it doesn't tip over. Plastic on the outside so most of the weight is really the contents (she refuses to do anything to maintain strength, much to my concern since that is a big issue for old people).
I cannot find something with all the same parameters today, best I have done so far is top-heavy and steel outside, or single-chamber camp gear instead of removable compartment so it's much harder to clean in a sink.
I'm out of eggs. I need to go to the store and buy eggs.
There's something hilarious about shoe companies making commercials about human rights
nike making commercials about imaginary human rights abuses like "systematic racism" to draw attention from the actual human rights abuses they're committing at slave factories in bangladesh
chocolate is another one, nestle literally employs child nigger slaves in africa to pick cocoa beans and then turns around and makes advertisements that are basically "we love niggers...er i mean PoCs, if you don't buy our shitty chocolate it's because you're RACIST"