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1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16

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#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
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#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
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#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
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#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
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#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
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Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 14:08

I'm deflowering a virgin thread

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 16:31

>>2 im putting a hex on u

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 16:48

Everything's going to be okay.

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 17:01

rest in peace, last thread

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 17:22

ass

7 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 17:35

Dude I was born in the wrong generation, 1300's kids are so lucky.

8 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 18:42

Everyone call me G-Hatch from now on please

9 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 21:03

>>7
Dude, open defecation and pastoralism

10 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 21:12

phuck

11 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 21:38

The average person is just as stupid as they ever were, the only thing that's changed now that most people are "literate" (meaning: "capable of reading a McDonald's menu, barely") is that you're forced to read their dumb opinions on dumb things on the internet.

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 21:58

Literacy is reddit. Books are reddit. For the truly ascended, knowledge simply comes to them intuitively, out of the aether, as if it were something they'd known since birth. Inability to do this means you're a defective human being, probably due to fluoride and microplastics in the water destroying your pineal gland. Sucks to be you!

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 22:41

I'm unscrupulous

14 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 22:47

My pineal gland has been calcified by the pressures of gangstalking, I have been turned into a redditor midwit.
Look up targeted individuals on youtube and sort by new.

15 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 23:09

Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez! Gomez.

16 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 23:40

>>8
I remember there was a kid who insisted on being called Darth Vader in like third grade

17 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 00:04

>>16
What does that have to do with me?

Now how can I be G-Hatch without namefagging? Seems impossible...

18 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 00:07

Ok this isn't going anywhere. I'm dropping the G-Hatch gimmick. I don't think I can come up with a good payoff.

19 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 00:26

Gooch Hatch

20 Name: !OoTrIpcODE : 1993-09-9941 01:50

21 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 01:51

Hatch Potch

22 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 03:24

If u hate fandom and miss wikia, blame jimbo wales for being a libertarian LOL

23 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:19

I don't understand why everyone bitches about fandom, just use an ad-blocker.

24 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:22

I prefer femdom

25 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:41

G-Hatch handsome! G-Hatch no understand why women don't throw themselves at G-Hatch. Maybe because G-Hatch 4'10"...

26 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:44

yawn

27 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 05:47

Turns out there are more semi-mystic conspiracy theories about Earth being a prison planet for aliens than I would have guessed a week ago.

28 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 06:07

>>23 i just think it's dumb that the vim wiki is still there, i didn't know they had ads

29 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 06:11

>>27
I honestly miss when crazies were all about aliens from crackpots who watched too much sci-fi instead of all political.

30 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 09:52

the only conspiracy theory I somewhat believe in is that androids walk among us, I also find the idea of time travelers uploading footage from the far past interesting but I don't believe it one bit.
https://youtu.be/IfY2F1-w6N0

31 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 12:26

>>28
To be fair, vim loyalists are FANatical, aren't they?

32 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 15:39

gaynus

33 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 15:53

robot rapist

34 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 17:31

Ass ass ass

35 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 17:56

>>27,29 Ist kein science fiction, man muss wissen.

36 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 19:58

VPN scam

37 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 20:02

Stork my penis

38 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 20:02

tamago

39 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 21:34

Has any band had a such fall from grace as Mastodon? Their music is actually trash now.

40 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 21:35

>>34 i'm gonna step on the ass
do you like

my ass

41 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 21:55

>>39
In Flames

42 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 23:03

>>39 I feel lucky to have only ever known of them for that one song (you know the one) and never really cared about them beyond that

43 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 23:36

I found actual CP on twitter with 100k+ followers
that's enough internet

44 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 23:49

speaking of porn, the impossible has happened c I thinkc I think i'm done being horny

45 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9941 23:53

>>39
QotSA

46 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 00:24

>>39 Lostprophets

47 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 00:39

>>39
Not sure if it's considered a fall from grace since their newer albums are still somewhat praised, but Elder new sounds nothing like their debut. The new stuff sounds like synthy prog/post rock with indie rock vocals. Not for me!

Compare
https://youtu.be/Y48mDuY8rI0?t=303
https://youtu.be/plBf0O7mzg8?t=339
To
https://youtu.be/5pgHqPoI4rw?t=340
https://youtu.be/-QCXTizosLc?t=294

48 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 09:38

>>47
Why not just have two separate brands ala audioslave and soundgarden? It's ridiculous.

49 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 09:41

>>46
Yeah but they formed No Devotion and are back to be respected

50 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 11:00

51 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 15:50

Destroy hands.

52 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 17:41

>>49 Some of them did. Q: Are They Men? A: No Devotion

53 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 17:56

i would really like to know who the sex fiend posting in the horny thread on the secret area is

54 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 18:34

It's funny to me how americans think charcuterie is something fancy. It's literal peasant fare, you take whatever scraps of meat and cheese and bread you have left over from making other things and throw them on a plate with the berries you found on the bush behind your peasant shack this morning. Voilà! Breakfast!

55 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 18:55

>>53
the fatty fucker or the duel with Zeus guy? (unless they're one and the same...)

56 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 19:29

SAoVQ died in 2014

57 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 20:15

>>54
I will never understand breakfast in general.
Eating right after waking up is nauseating.

58 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 20:20

59 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 20:22

>>58
What? It's still down for me.

60 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 21:21

>>59
It now says Coming soon?
Maybe it's said that for a while, but I only just noticed.

61 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 21:37

it carries out and is w_(arknights)

62 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 21:43

>>55
the soft squish and barhopping for pussy guy, assuming that's not two separate people

63 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9942 21:52

war knights

64 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 01:01

peace knights

65 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 01:05

this guy who pronounces "Christian" like krist-ee-en

66 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 01:07

>>62
always assumed soft-squish was just someone with the textboard equivalent of a verbal tic

67 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 04:16

Do you ever read someone's tweets that use bizarre political non-memespeak language that no-one would ever use and you just know they lifted it from a book?
I do not understand why people squabble about this stuff.

68 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 08:37

hoboeteimasu ka

69 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 15:02

>>66
like the emojis or the gaynusposting on this site?

70 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 17:25

Change...

71 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 17:28

>>67
I don't and I think I'm significantly better off for it.

72 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 17:50

in a more general sense, it happens extremely often to me that i'll see someone's "take" and it's extremely obvious that they didn't actually think of that, it's just what someone else told them to think

73 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 18:29

Playing an old video game like "yeah this is EXACTLY the type of game I could have spent an entire summer break being completely engrossed in 13 years ago, too bad I'm literally incapable of feeling joy anymore"

74 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 19:00

bejorby!

75 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 20:49

what do you do when you have a bunch of things you could/should do, but don't know where to start?

76 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 20:56

>>75
Honest answer, waste time on the internet and not do any of them

77 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 21:44

One strategy I've used with some success has been to write each thing down on a separate post-it, breaking things down to subthings where it makes sense. Then once you have that done, arrange them in order of priority on your wall/board/bezel. Start knocking them out in that exact order and do not deviate. Once you finish one, throw the post-it in the trash (or feed it to your cockroach farm, I dunno) and watch your tasks dwindle.

78 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 23:26

I whine to a producer until they tell me where to start.

79 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9943 23:47

I feel like I've outgrown video games and anime and stuff but I still have no friends or job, so I just spend like 8 hours a day wandering around my shitty midwestern suburb.

80 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 00:16

>>79
that's cool at least
i spend those 8 hours wandering around the internet

81 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 00:46

Black Lives Energy

82 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 03:32

After much discussion a friend and I have come to the conclusion that the ideal way to watch the X-Files would be to write a python program or similar that would:
1) show you one random episode, without repeating, at intervals of roughly one week
2) occasionally begin playback at anywhere from 5 to 33 minutes into the episode, as if you'd come across it randomly while channel surfing

I feel like this is the most authentic X-Files experience possible. Trying to watch the entire series straight through just leads to getting bogged down with things like "plot arcs" and "after all the shit she's seen why does Scully still not believe"? and quickly becomes exhausting.

83 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 04:15

>>75
Dishonest answer: I follow the system in the book "Getting Things Done" to the exact letter.

84 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 04:49

>>79
Sounds like how people used to kill time in the 70s.

85 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 05:05

Contentless more like countless because there are countless thoughts threads

86 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 06:15

I'm not much of a Hollywood Lothario these days. Mainly because I no longer reside near Hollywood.

87 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 09:44

, you cheesy B-hole!

88 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 10:27

>>85 Those aren't mutually exclusive

89 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 10:46

Why do people think the "we turn coffee into code" thing is still funny?

90 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 11:28

Look at me, I'm a wage slave!

91 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 14:41

‚³‚æ‚È‚ç Bye Bye is from the perspective of a dead loved one.

92 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 17:12

>>88
Didn't ask.

93 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 17:29

Sonic BOOM

94 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 19:26

Contentless more like contentless because

95 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 19:38

>>88
nazi dubs

96 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9944 20:27

14 words = i am a real american and i fight for the rights of every man
88 = HH = HULK HOGAN, BROTHER

97 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 01:28

I miss Hulkamania

98 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 01:48

>>89 they're wannabe mathemagicians

99 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 02:34

Any weed smokers here?

100 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 03:40

I only smoke bitches like >>99 on the B-ball court

101 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 03:41

I understand drugs, but I don't understand downers like weed and alcohol. Cocaine and caffeine actually make you feel good.

102 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 12:25

Weed gets me buzzing, I rip a bong then get down to business, it's not a downer for me but it affects people in different ways. Cocaine is overrated, I've had better fun for longer and cheaper with other substances.
Also, I guess it's true in some ways for lots of drugs, but to me cocaine seems to cause a lot of misery at every stage of cultivation, harvest, distribution, then with its users. Any time I've had it it's been disappointing, it makes nice people behave like assholes and assholes even bigger assholes. Have you ever hung out with a cocaine addict? Really annoying

103 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 14:56

Today, I am thankful for snel.

104 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 16:20

https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=w4ch_christmas.swf&title=world4ch+Christmas
I wonder where oldfriends went... I don't believe they all moved on with their lives, I certainly haven't. Not one jot...

105 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 18:00

>>104
Most did, cant be a teenager forever. The rest dispersed amongst other imageboards and social media if they kept talking to strangers online.
You can see old tripfags on Reddit talking about suicide, and meta threads worrying about userbase rot and average age, there is no going back.

106 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 18:04

nicotine/tobacco and caffeine make me feel hyper, focused and productive even though I probably am not

107 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 18:07

Strega Nony!

108 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 19:04

Weed isn't really a downer, I used to smoke up then go for a jog or go lift weights. Depends on the strain, the amount you smoke, your frame of mind etc. It's still a pretty boring drug though, if you need drugs to feel artificially relaxed or artificially excited then consider that you probably have a micronutrient deficiency that you'd be better off correcting than smoking weed or doing cocaine. The only worthwhile drugs are psychedelics.

109 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 19:12

I am capable of using the power of my gigabrain to meme myself into either the deepest most restful sleep that anyone on this board has ever had, or a frothing bloodthirsty berserker rage, at a moment's notice. All because I take magnesium and eat lots of beef and fatty fish.

110 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 19:41

Midwits really do love their psychedelics

111 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 20:22

Weed rules.

112 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9945 21:59

I wonder why Jack Black hasn't caught any ire for playing a Mexican in Nacho Libre

113 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 01:05

A faint wistful sadness evoked by the impermanence of things.

114 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 01:38

>>112
because playing a different race/ethnicity/nationality has always been okay in kayfabe

115 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 01:44

Caffeine at small doses makes me not feel so tired. At larger doses it helps me focus and do somewhat better at some things, but I also tense up and have a headache before long. So then I take ibuprofen to help with that.

I'd like to try weed and/or shrooms, but I work for the man and it's just not worth the trouble.

>>112 I'd guess because the kinds of people who enjoy that movie are also the kinds of people who don't care that much. It's not like GitS where there was some expectation of faithfulness and respect to the source material; you watch a Jack Black movie specifically to see Jack Black goof around.

116 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 04:35

I don't think Tewi should be pronounced Tei because the myth of the rabbit of Inaba predates "wi" and "i" merging and she would still pronounce her own name with "wi" when introducing herself.

117 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 04:50

Looking at posts I made on other boards 5 to 10 years ago.

118 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 05:47

>>116 i done been saying this, she's thousands of years old and comes from a time when people still pronounced wi like wi

modern japanese speakers may call her tay but that doesnt mean i need to

119 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 06:43

okay but is there a MAD of tewi singing chocolate rain?

120 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:13

>>119

>okay but

kill yourself

121 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:27

Jack Negroid

122 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:34

okay butt

124 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 07:58

>>116,118 Tewi herself speaks modern Japanese.

125 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 09:55

>>113 all this drug talk gave me a wistful sadness for a wonderful time in my life

126 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 11:43

>>113
Begin again, and dont dwell on the past

127 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 12:45

My slow, crushing mental breakdown proceeds. Things are always rough for me around this time of year. I've talked to a couple of people about it, and remarked that it's not as bad as last year. Which was true at the time I said it, but I'm starting to have my doubts.

Last winter was especially bad for me and I don't wish to repeat it. In certain ways, things are undoubtedly better than they were then, and I've had things under pretty good control since like February. But here it comes again, and I find myself with almost no ability to concentrate on important things. My brain will not do it. And that not only makes it so I can't work very well, it also gets in the way of me enjoying things I should enjoy. Would-be minor stressors stop me in my tracks and send my brain for the quickest, least-satisfying dopamine hit it can find. I want to do something useful, but the absolute best I can do seems to be a 4-hour wiki binge, an embarrassing amount of online window-shopping, some catchup on non-urgent aspects of one of my hobbies, and only the easiest 18% of the work it takes to clean my living space.

128 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 13:58

>>127
Have you tried meditation

129 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 14:12

I don't know why but I can never get into doujins/h-manga if they are full color, it just doesn't feel right

130 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 14:13

is complaining about complaining complaining?

131 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 14:54

>>128
No, but it's worth a shot. One of the things that has worked somewhat for me has been a noise generator and that's sort of in the same direction. If I listen to music or podcasts, though, it usually pulls me out of the zone.

132 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 15:44

rain noise is nice

133 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 16:13

dead inside

134 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 17:06

manga typesets that make no effort to match the original style

135 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 17:53

i wonder if there's at least one semi-active ib or textboard out there that doesn't have a social failure blogging about his/her social failure adventures

136 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 18:12

>>135
Yes for imageboards, but they're either hyper-focused on a single topic, someone who thinks they're cool shitting themselves in front of others and don't know it like the cyberpunk people, or dont accept any blogging to avoid failed normalfags.
As for textboards, maybe 4ct? the bigger japanese ones will mock you for it if done in the wrong places.
It's kind of bizarre that there are so many tribes and cultures on a format that has around ~600 users outside of 4chan.

137 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 18:18

I'd rather have fried over chips and guac any day.

138 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 19:00

posting anonymously is inherently a social failure adventure

139 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 19:20

Im starting to think electronics really are listening to us.
"broken heart hurting moms when your child breaks" appeared in my google recommendations after having a fight with my mother

140 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 19:42

Trump

141 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 20:27

why can a child change sex but not have sex?

142 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 20:29

I just want to fix my brain so things can be fun again

143 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 22:26

7 years ago setting your social media bio to something like "TIME person of the year, 2011. Winner of as many Tours de France as Lance Armstrong" was the height of normalfag comedy

144 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 22:29

>>141 because people did risk benefit analysis on both and one had a positive EV and the other was negative?

145 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9946 23:02

>>144
scaruffi_pasta.txt

146 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 00:32

Imagine actually being glad you're alive.

147 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 01:03

Maybe making (@L_T`) the default name was a mistake, now everything is depressing and the depressive posts and the /pol/bait and the tranny posting all seem so much more serious and sad and malicious. The long era of Shii was like a time capsule, a permanent spring. Now that is gone and there is only empty void in the future.

148 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 01:40

( • _ • )

149 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 02:23

>>147 I see it as kind of a reflection of the current net culture at large. Those halcyon days are gone, the entire internet is serious and sad and malicious now, even the eternal, elitist superstructure can't fight against the tide forever...

150 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9947 02:36

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

151 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 03:22

shii = dqn's Showa: a tumultuous beginning, but in the end a long, peaceful, prosperous era of cultural and economic development

(@L_T`) = dqn's Reiwa: an era still in its infancy but already marked by chaos and unrest and a demoralized, depressed populace. but who knows what the future might hold?

152 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 03:45

come to think of it the late 1800s/early 1900s were probably some of the worst times possible to be born as an "average person"

if you somehow made it through the great war, the spanish flu, the red terror/stalinist purges, the depression, world war 2, the holocaust, the resulting famines and ethnic cleansings across europe, then you'd have died of old age right around the time of the vietnam war and the cuban missile crisis and such, going to the grave thinking that one way or another the world was doomed to perish in nuclear fire. if you lived especially long you might have had some momentary hope with the collapse of the ussr and the supposed "end of history" and then had a final shock upon your soul inflicted by the fresh horror of the yugoslav wars.

153 Name: ( ‚Ì ƒŽ‚Ì) : 1993-09-9947 03:49

@

154 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 04:27

Just make a blogging thread on personal issues or be more playful about it, its not that hard

155 Name: ( ‚Ì ƒŽ‚Ì) : 1993-09-9947 07:02

DQN has been on a meth kick lately

156 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 07:05

>>147
Given that during the US elections most of the posts were about crazy frog's and William Shatner's music careers I don't think they're that depressed or serious

157 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 09:16

why the fuck is minecraft $27 and why does asking if it goes on sale gives you so many non-answers

158 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 09:29

>>157 I think not having sales was the idea from the start... just pirate it if you're not planning on playing online.

159 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi@OƒÖOj“ñ½ÌÞ°Ý : 1993-09-9947 09:41

>>147 in 2ch culture (@L_TM)Ì°Ý is more like when someone says "hmmm" or "okay" as a form of ridicule. I feel it is an appropriate aloof response to the times.

(e.g. "Do you like ligma?" "Hmmm.")

160 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 10:35

Cute girl convulsing violently in a magnificent full-body orgasm for a good minute and a half, then shuddering at random for several subsequent minutes as the aftershocks work their way through her system.

161 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 10:45

>>159
Japs are so passive aggressive online

162 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 11:03

To be fair, minecraft is really good value for your money, if you have the right kind of autism

163 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 11:20

Releasing your emergency mittens deep inside her, and all over her face and chest

164 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 11:38

>>159 I only noticed that I said it so much when my stepdad said gI knew you were going to say thath but that's basically my default polite response to when people tell me something they think is interesting. I don't mean it to be aloof, but it's more polite than saying gYeah I already knew thath all the time

165 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 11:55

MORE SADNESS! MORE SNOW!

166 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 12:06

Cool, I just got offered a job at EA! I said I was flattered but no thanks

167 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 12:25

I've already got the sadness quota filled up, but there's no snow to be seen.

168 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 12:48

Dennis the Ennis

169 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 13:25

idea: city builder video game, but made by a guy who really hates cities

170 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 14:34

>>169
SimCity 2013

171 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 19:38

NTR artists have autism, they draw the most stupid scenarios for characters not even in a relationship.
especially with fate, oh no I got cucked by the ghost of king arthur

172 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 21:15

Plenty of snow around here as of late! ( ^ƒŽ^)

173 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9947 23:04

...and all of you as well!

174 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 00:03

i've seen jpod cited as the point where douglas coupland really just stopped trying and decided to cash in, but it was my entry point to his books... some points to consider
i) i was a high-schooler when i read it
ii) i probably picked it cause my local library had it
iii) i didn't know about microserfs at the time
iv) i remember the atheist character turning christian being a real wall-banger moment for high-school me and it still seems really dumb in hindsight
v) coupland's probably going down in hell as an end-of-history booster (i remember reading something he wrote about how cool it was that east germans had mcdonalds now in the early 90s) and it's definitely pretty dumb to write a book claiming to speak for a whole generation (but gen x wasn't a bad book and basically everything in it is still being said by millennial hipsters today. "brazilification" in particular)
vi) i'm still processing couplandism >10 years after first being exposed so i guess it's quality art if it makes me think this much. or i'm just dumb
viii) jpod has a guy who's addicted to robo in it LOL

>>169
>>170
on my list now i hope you're serious

175 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 04:41

My name? Monco. Harry Monco.

176 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 06:35

I wish I could recover my PP just by drinking water...

177 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9948 06:39

A plastic that is actually just metal

178 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 06:58

179 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 07:01

sliding my shit in and out/holding it feels really good, so I wanted to try buttplugs.
It didn't feel as good, I will try penis next.

180 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 10:06

elves don't poop

181 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 11:47

gomen ne

182 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 16:59

Second all-nighter this week with vc:just a little help from caffeine-chan.

183 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9948 17:41

In Japanese Leva and Reba would be the same name

184 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9948 22:45

Read through a few old thoughts threads. Interesting stuff. I wonder how come 2 different people independently came to the phrase "Cinque Benis."

185 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9948 23:21

>>184 What was your favourite bit?

186 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 00:01

I sometimes have deep anxiety over burning in hell or similar fates after death, so I have been praying to everything or pleading with whatevers out there if anything is out there.
I don't want to come back as some awful deep sea creature either, if reincarnation is real, I should do some good deeds and charity work while I'm at it.

187 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 00:02

>>184
How do you know it wasn't just one person?

188 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 00:41

>>186
I grew up in a religious cult; once I worked free of that I found myself 120% done with the idea of the supernatural in its entirety. Nothing/nobody's listening except yourself, you won't come back as something else, there is no fate after death except infinite nothing you'll never perceive, and I'm at the point where I'm pretty comfortable with that. I would argue that you should do some good deeds and charity work, but not out of a sense of fear or guilt. Just do what you can to make things a bit nicer in the world today and the world will be a bit nicer for it...why wait for an eternal reward?

I mean, I won't deny that prayer has value, the same sort of value that meditation has. Neither will cause things to violate causality, conservation, or any other property of the universe. But they can expose and explore things that are important to you, they can help you find peace and relief, they can help you ask questions and figure things out.

I remember pleading with the universe for a cute girl to squeeze, and then finding a very willing one before long. Did the universe deliberately provide me a cute girl to squeeze? No, the universe didn't deliberately do anything, I just happened to have pretty good timing that time. Basically none of my other prayers, some of which were extremely sincere and passionate, were answered, ever. More generally, if the great whatever wants to hook me up with a cute girl on request but not materially protect other less-fortunate kids from crippling poverty, corruption, disease, rape, and untimely death...I'll take my chances on the callous, indifferent universe instead. If I'm wrong after all and I come back as some awful deep sea creature, so what? Most likely I wouldn't comprehend enough to suffer from such an existence any more than the average human does anyway.

189 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 01:35

>>188 having prayers answered is a very different thing than there being a higher observer. gSupernaturalh is an interesting way of describing it, since if there was a Creator then it would be the most gnaturalh thing there is!

I was thinking about it watching that video of the dying ciliate in the other thread, how someone watching me through a 200x lens would see the same thing: me milling around bumping into things and spraying fluids everywhere

190 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9949 04:31

Why is Archer helping Triángulo de la Muerte?

>>185
I'm slowly making my way through them. I've been reading a little periodically throughout the day. I started on #24.5 for some reason, so I've read mostly the later-middle ones. 24 had a good conversation on the different eras of DQN. There was a huge decline in quality at 26 with a nadir at 27-28. I stopped browsing DQN around thread 28 till just recently, so #29-35 will be totally new content once I get to them.

191 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 10:33

I started researching how to construct a functional halberd out of modern materials and my computer locked up. They're coming for me.

192 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 10:35

>>188
I am not religious, this is just in case, its the uncertainty of it all.
I dont want to burn in hell, regardless if its Christian or Hindu.

193 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 12:58

What's with the whole "autism is not a disease that needs to be cured" thing?
I thought people with ASD felt very isolated and cut off from the world, sounds like a disease to me.

194 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 13:26

>>193
I guess it's like social anxiety or depression (?), where it's better to deal with the symptoms through therapy or training vs. risking side effects...
Actually, if there was a pill I could take to instantly become less of a weirdo without any negatives, that would be pretty interesting. But there's probably a reason it doesn't exist.

195 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 13:44

>>193
I think maybe the idea is that they're isolated and cut off because people treat it like a disease, and if people accepted socially unacceptable autism stuff (e.g. stimming, not making eye contact) as part of normal human variation, they'd fit in fine and be perfectly happy. Don't know if that's true, though.

196 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 14:59

>>193
Honestly, most of the people saying that aren't autistic, they are usually just "neurodivergent allies", or, they are people who think they have autism. So many self diagnosers out there who think they're autistic because they're socially awkward losers who like anime and programming languages when really they're just painfully undersocialized. Real autists aren't just socially uncomfortable people, you can tell there is something off just by looking at them, they have difficulty verbalizing, they don't "stim" by fidgeting with their fingers or some object, they literally shake back and forth and grunt to themselves and don't seem aware that anybody is even watching, so on and so on. It's honestly an injustice that socially awkward losers talk over people with legitimate problems that simply are not comparable to theirs.

197 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 15:52

I enjoyed playing CrossCode immensely.
I don't know if it's an excellent game objectively, but it hit all the right notes for me personally. It makes me feel real comfy.

198 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 16:05

>>197
I like the mystery dungeon games even if they aren't objectively good

199 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 17:22

>>198
On a similar note, I had a lot of fun playing Mercenaries 2.

200 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 17:31

Speaking of autism, reading the stories about james rolfe being autistic is hilarious

201 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 18:41

Kanye West likes fingers in his asshole.

202 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 19:08

203 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:00

the kama sutra is the euclid's elements of sexual technique!

204 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 21:29

Had to call my wife a clambulance yesterday.

205 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 23:09

>>171
I think I will finally blacklist netorare. I haven't enjoyed a NTR work since like the beginning of the year after going on a kick of it at the beginning of the year, they always have misleadingly good covers and mediocre art or a beyond retarded plot, it feels like a lot of shit gets translated just because it has that tag.
Quality over quantity.

206 Name: vc: failsment : 1993-09-9949 23:11

trans unicode 🏳⚧ ⚧
sexuality flags are so dumb just use the regular pride flag for fucks sake

207 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 23:29

I can never get enough good vanilla, NTR just clogs my search results in the same way as outlandishly huge boobs.

208 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9949 23:53

any male born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is base their entire personality and political views on which clausewitz engine game they played when they were 16, pretend to be catholic online, eat chicken tenders, and lie

209 Name: vc: rim : 1993-09-9950 00:03

Yeah, usually people who play games with historical settings tend to be idiots who post "history memes" and are bipartisan extremists because they like the aesthetics of certain ones.

210 Name: vc: rim : 1993-09-9950 00:08

>catholic

I thought the hot sect was orthodoxy, and they donft pretend, they like the aesthetics and are too lazy to commit to their religion.

211 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 01:04

"bootlicker" is the leftist version of "cuck", it doesnt mean anything anymore and is often a red flag

212 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 05:35

Oh, too late for 196th post again...

213 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9950 07:23

Why did I waste an hour making that

214 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 20:01

Cat on a table...

215 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 20:24

Table with the cat on him...

216 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9950 22:29

>>215
No, tables belong under cats...

217 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 06:22

Thinking about how burning a CD used to mean stopping every other running task and watching the progress bar closely in some quasi-superstitious ritual to help it not drain the write buffer and fail halfway through.

218 Name: vc: humely : 1993-09-9951 09:37

people who mainly post with text they didn't write and pictures they didn't make

219 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 10:24

now it means throwing your old CDs in the incinerator since everything is streaming now and they were just taking up space

220 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 10:29

>>184 I got it from thinking about Quattro Bagina, Char's pseudonym in Gundam Zeta

221 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 10:45

I don't remember if someone else had the same thought or if I had the same thought twice a couple threads apart though

222 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 11:09

Herefs the thing: no one is special. There are 7.7 billion people on Earth today and maybe three of them matter. In 150 years, no one will give any shits about you or anyone else youfve ever met. All that matters (to you) is whether or not youfre happy. Fuck potential. Fuck all the people who are disappointed in you. None of that matters. Live for yourself and fuck everyone elsefs expectations.

223 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 11:22

>>222

Regardless of :

-age

-gender

-skin colour

-political views

-nationality

-religion

Most people in every country in the world is just uninteresting and boring .

224 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 16:33

Cirno's exclusive fuck buddy Grover Norquist

225 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 19:39

There are a couple bipartisan things that make people very angry online: making fun of people who swear/asking for no swears, before the "coomer" thing making fun of porn watchers, and supporting Star Citizen

226 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 21:23

self-censoring swears online in the vain hope it will circumvent a filter and get some kid at school in trouble

227 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 22:46

blackrock slicer stole my bike

228 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 23:27

slipped and fell on some mud today, rain sucks

229 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9951 23:44

Don't rub it in, everyday I wake up thinking man I hope I fall on my ass today, and it never happens

230 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 03:06

I have to refrain from searching videos about more exotic animals on youtube because animal fighting is apparently allowed now

231 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 03:23

speaking of animals, I hate arthropods after learning about centipedes

232 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 03:28

consume gay snus

233 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 03:58

thick_thighs huge_ass male_focus

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 04:13

oops sorry I thought this was danbooru

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 04:17

SMELLY PUSSY

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 11:36

>>235
take a shower!

237 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 11:48

how are going to call your daughter lana
bitch is named backwards anal

238 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9952 13:50

>>237
Ekans = Snake
Arbok = Kobra
Lana = Anal

239 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 03:27

I hate the word "kino", it makes me feel gross, ech.

240 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 05:36

Miku's poop hole

241 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 07:41

help I failed life

242 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 09:10

cucked by elmo

243 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 13:18

Fuck porn, I'll become a NEET saint

244 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 13:42

dead

245 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 13:43

board

246 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 14:34

bone my penis

247 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 15:27

things are gettin' good

248 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 16:25

Yao Ming's face traced as lineart for clipart comics, then digitally altered to express horror and alarm, was the voice of a generation.

249 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 20:44

The Boner Goner

250 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9953 21:36

Hahahaha. What can I say? I love women!

251 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9953 21:37

Shinin' up a chicken in the mornin', mornin'.

252 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 15:00

Please fucking help me, God!

253 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9954 15:05

>>243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermitage_(religious_retreat)
Contact a sect of your choice, they may provide for you.

254 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 06:06

I cant tell if im getting older or there's something wrong with me because im not horny every day.

255 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 06:26

man jerking off in the tub with the warm water lapping at your balls and relaxing your kegels feels great, some real decadent shit

256 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 12:27

>>254
Probably getting older, unless you have other symptoms.

257 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 13:25

idk dudes i'm a boomer by internet standards and i'm still horny as fuck all the time like a teenager, get your serum testosterone checked and stop eating seed oils

258 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:39

eat my seed oils if you know what I mean

259 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 14:58

My goal for 2021?
Increasing the production of industrial seed oils, of course

260 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 18:52

You could totally eliminate the phrase "no pun intended" from all use and nothing would change. It's such a nothing phrase.

261 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 20:33

This nigga I know just named his kid Katana

262 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 22:38

>>261 That's cool as fuck!

263 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9955 23:16

vocaloid LP lewds on the nicovideo

264 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:35

<blink><marquee>welcome to my web sight</marquee></blink>

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:41

>>260
Itfs supposed to be cute like acknowledging you just made an unintentional pun

266 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:48

I dislike violence and destruction but love explosions, what a conundrum

267 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 05:56

>>266
Explosions are just special effects more often than not

268 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 07:07

Punintended

269 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 07:16

>>267
Let me tell you: diarrhea from yesterday wasn't.

270 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 13:42

gay homo

271 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 20:25

Man, I'm bored of politics these days, it has been the same shit for years, talk about some new issues these days. Current events are starting to feel like a stale TV show.

272 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:04

I miss being a 2000s-tier weaboo

273 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9956 23:32

My external monitor died. It's so much darker in here without it.

274 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 01:18

>>271 congrats, you figured out the news cycle. they start stories and eternally cocktease with no closure so that news addicts are kept in a permanent state of stress alarm.
If you want an example of what that looks like after 60-odd years, think back to what's the last time you met a chill Korean national

275 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 04:10

Rape an Ape

vc: bang

276 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 04:28

Grape Ape vs Rape Ape

277 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 05:02

2 liters Sprite bottle filled with cerebrospinal fluid

278 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9957 07:32

I'll never find the comic strip of Marmaduke chewing ice

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 08:50

Masturbating to cartoons feels a lot healthier and ethical than real porn after peeking behind the curtain so to speak.
I just feel disgust when looking at vanilla 3D porn after knowing how awful it is for the actors and the other things, seeing the sausage being made ruined it.
Meanwhile, I can jerk off to a dog impregnating a 2D girl without a tinge of guilt, for obvious reasons.

280 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 12:43

A broken mind in a broken body.

281 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 13:33

disgusting vaginae

282 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 13:51

>>272
People I talk to that like Anime always make sure to distance themselves from Japan nowadays. That Japan worship that was common in the past doesn't seem to exist anymore.

283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 15:09

Jizz Jackoff Rabbit

284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 19:08

put wogs in the bog

285 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 20:04

>>282
In my experience, it is the opposite, I know people from that era that used to be all about anime who learned Japanese and even moved there because of it, no longer watch/care about anime and at most still read manga.
It seems like only one can exist for more than a decade.

286 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 20:06

>>281
titpussy>real pussy

287 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 20:37

>>285
Normies call that growing up.

288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 21:52

gelbooru is worst booru

289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9957 22:06

feeling good i guess

290 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9958 16:14

In the near future emojis will resemble a video game character customization system

291 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 17:24

>>290
looking forward to the penis size slider

292 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 19:39

>>288
Sankaku got way worse recently, they paywall stuff now

293 Name: i " O‚–O j : 1993-09-9958 21:11

Mareeta is love

294 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:04

>>290 Didn't Bebo have an idea like that after it folded as a social platform? Where you create a personal avatar? I've seen it used later on Snapchat or something

295 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:16

> An X-box controller is like vagina kryptonite.

BRB grabbing my controller to ward off the disgusting vaginae

296 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 22:35

i need to type more.

297 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9958 23:16

>>295
Grab a Duke and let's play some Blinx!

298 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 00:18

why are the faces red

299 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 01:20

The more I watch youtube the more I hate it

300 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9959 02:02

I don't like Bowser, he's really mean.

301 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 04:56

What are you talking about? It's called the Mandala effect.

302 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 07:25

One day Wikipediafs going to just not hit their funding goal and get forced to sell to t-mobile or something.

303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 08:12

>>302
Google

304 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 08:19

Speaking of Google, I do not know what to do with my phone/hands if I don't have youtube to constantly scroll through

305 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 08:22

Why are there two copy and paste threads?

306 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 09:49

I want to play Qbert, even though it's frustrated and tedious, I want to fire up MAME 20 minutes after ragequitting

307 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 12:15

>>302 I'd been thinking it might be fair to donate since I do read a lot on wikipedia, but they recently dropped support for my browser so fuck 'em bloody

308 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 14:07

>>305
I've always seen it as one is for stupid/funny shit people post in comment and reply areas, the other is for all the other weird shit like quoting articles/linking pages/pasting that particularly derpy AA/what have you. Although links overlap with a few other threads so there's that.

309 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 14:59

The CTRL+V one you're supposed to paste whatever's on your clipboard, it's cheating to copy something with the sole purpose of pasting it there

310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 15:05

I read St. Augustine's Confessions this year, it was okay. I could relate to him.

311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 15:06

When I was a wee boy I stole some oick 'n' mix from Woolworths. I didn't even do it for the sweeties, only for the pure thrill of being naughty.

312 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 15:07

Hope I don't get arrested for telling you that!

313 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 15:37

>>307
Once in a while I consider it, but their e-begging methods tend to be annoying as fuck (I've pretty much designated December as "don't use Wikipedia month") and I went to school in the era of "Wikipedia is full of unreliable information and shouldn't be trusted" (maybe it's still that era but it seems like academics may be a bit less anti-Wikipedia these days).

Then I remember that if I donate some portion of my limited funds to just one website, it's got to be Archive.org, which I consider far more useful than Wikipedia's "merely interesting". I'd even go as far as to say it's the most important site on the net, Wayback Machine alone has been invaluable to me on multiple occasions.

314 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 16:59

wikipedia has exactly one (1) good article, and it's this
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&oldid=108561785

315 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 17:38

I'm pretty sure I found it in the wikipedia thread in the first place. Which means:
Uh oh! You're gonna get replied to!

316 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 19:52

I donate ever year ~3$. I remember the first time I donated I got a bunch of emails from them as if they were surprised that I donated

317 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 21:35

Clicking a post number to add it to the text field and the "More options..." button have stopped working for me recently

318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9959 21:45

>>317
try force-refreshing and see if it's still broken. does the browser console output any errors (aside from the cookie warnings)?

319 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 00:15

born out of Beelzebub's hands

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 01:25

ejaculating penises

321 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 02:24

why Joel so stupid

322 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 02:56

show me a .GIF of gibs

323 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9960 02:58

I'm enjoying the new Lady Gaga LP

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 08:50

disagreeing contrarians producing the entire gamut of opinion but mostly nuclear takes

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 08:53

Arcade games are no fun once you realize how brutal they are, I can clear the first stage of QBert consistently but the hi-score is 37,163,080. What's the point?

326 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 11:51

I don't get why smut is always cheating stuff, it doesn't even bother me particularly I just donft understand why its always the default thing

327 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 12:34

41 year old wine aunt but she's catholic and it's the blood of christ

328 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 12:36

wild to me how every year there's someone of every possible age that a human can be and they all move forward by one every year

lik eright now there are one year olds, two year olds, next year those one year olds will be the two year olds but then there'll be more one year olds to replace them

crazy

329 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 12:39

weird how if you were a snake your throat muscles would also be your leg muscles

330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 13:09

>>318

  1. SyntaxError: Unexpected token '>'

    • javascript.js:323
  2. ReferenceError: Can't find variable: require_script_version
  • global code l50:43

3. ReferenceError: Can't find variable: show
(clicking show more)
4. ReferenceError: Can't find variable: insert
(clicking post number)
5. ReferenceError: Can't find variable: size_field
(onfocus/onblur - appears every time I click inside or outside text field)

331 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 13:11

>>318 also a bunch of ReferenceError: Can't find variable: set_new_inouts when I submit post

332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 13:11

*set_new_inputs

333 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 14:05

trips!

vc: exkuse me

334 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 16:45

i could really like a massage right now

335 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 17:22

I would like to give a shoutout to the feeling when you have diarrhea and shit flies out your ass.

336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 18:59

eceleb reply guys

337 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 20:47

>>328
Here's something that's even weirder. The oldest known person (according to Wikipedia) died at the age of 122. But the second-oldest person died two years later, at the age of 119. That means that we don't know of anyone born between those two people that lived to later than 117 (the age of the third-oldest known person)

That means that, right before the 122-year old died, there was a gap. 122 years old at the top, and then 117 years old (the person who would later die at the age of 119) along with everyone else.

338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 22:19

>>335 The band The Gerogerigegege dedicated their art to this feeling

339 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9960 22:41

Years ago I used to run a noise channel on YouTube, there wasn't any Gero videos on YouTube before I started uploading their albums. I sometimes partially wonder how many people I have influenced, since they have become a famous internet meme noise band. I mean, I've seen my videos posted before on articles about them, and within the past 5-6 years I've seen hundreds of memes about them that I didn't see 15 years ago.

1234!

340 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9961 06:33

Due to the social conditions caused by the pandemic, I came up with several different dishes that would be perfectly suited for a very small Thanksgiving gathering (≤4 people) while still hitting the notes of a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. Two of the dishes were executed for Thanksgiving this year, but the third was something I thought of a some time later. A couple days of playing with the idea and refining it in my head then executing it later in the week yielded good results. If things go back to normal next year, my ideas won't be realized to their full potential unless some other circumstance leads to a very small Thanksgiving dinner.

341 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 06:49

Can't ping nicovideo past two days, that video is gonna stay half-watched for a while, isn't it.

342 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 07:59

thought i was having stomach cramps from the 8 raw eggs i've been eating a day but actually i just had to take a massive shit

343 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 08:46

the tom hiddleston thread over on Film & TV seems to have died

344 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 21:13

Flppto

345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9961 22:46

annihilate me daddy

346 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 05:23

I hate it when idols and other family friendly public figures are forced into porn. It makes me feel bad/second hand embarrassed.
(https://www.1377x.to/torrent/3144488/Impact-debut-Former-national-idol-AV-debut-Mizushima-Nana/)

347 Name: vc: ruth : 1993-09-9962 06:41

Is it just me or has troll turned from people who argued in bad faith/"pretending to be retarded" to genuinely-believe-this contrarians and other people who disagree/criticize in good faith.

348 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 06:46

Never underestimate the importance of phase alignment

349 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9962 06:46

snawbar baladi

350 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 07:22

>>347 It ultimately stems from the bluecheck class and people who listen to them not understanding that the popular Russian use of it to describe propagandists making Internet posts was sarcastic.
And any definition change spurred on by the bluecheck class should be deemed incorrect and worthy of mockery prima facie.

351 Name: vc: wepeen : 1993-09-9962 08:31

>>350
Yeah, that sounds about right, most stupid shit like that is usually from Twitter these days. That site has really replaced 4chan as the influential tumor of net culture. (and in Twitter's case, real culture I guess, considering these people write TV shows and shit).

352 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 08:47

I don't know why the passing of time and aging is so sad if it's inevitable

353 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 11:36

Speaking of twitter, it is bizarre to see the evolution of the sonic fandom. I honestly miss when it was weirdoes unashamedly building sex dolls of obscure sonic comic book characters, some good and one awful. (you know the one)
Now they are making hashtag campaigns to bring said character back, and even though a diaperfur is heading the movement I still think it's funny that even them trying to get their furry waifu into more mainline media has become a hashtag campaign.
I honestly admired how aggressive they were compared to modern furries, they've just become the same shit now.

354 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 12:53

PBUH

355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 13:01

I'm glad this meme series is over.
https://exhentai.org/g/1794784/45ff29c36c/
I will admit the first two chapters were erotic because of the shock of its themes returning to prominence in the NTR scene, but it went on for too long (to milk fanbox subscriptions and due to the author's having health issues) and didn't even give me a semi after the third chapter. Even though it was a meme that was spammed on 4chan, it never got absurd enough to be really funny like that one where black gangbangs were used as punishment in schools and had one of the funniest doujins with the third one with the guy with the gorilla face. I was really hoping that the grandma would get fucked or even the family dog. I also thought MC got snuffed, which i'm surprised wasn't the case looking at the tags and given its a conclusion.
Im just glad the meme series is over and people will go back to seeing Terasu as one of the best NTR artists, especially one who releases stuff that looks good beyond the cover and releases stuff often. I still admire him for being one of the few artists to do SPH, but hope he goes easy on the •l now that is over. I dont even necessarily dislike it, but the schtick is getting tired from him.

356 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 13:47

putting the 'ero' back into erowid

357 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 13:59

>>347
I'm reminded of a line from one of Frank Herbert's Dune books, regarding the notion of acting stupid to fool your enemies,
"Act stupid long enough and you become stupid"

358 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 14:04

some days i wonder if i should spend more time on twitter, and if i'm not missing out on some great fun
other days, i read >>353

359 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 14:06

>>357
i'm reminded of the "WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING" comic

360 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:07

the epicenter of nowhere

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:23

goatse has been in my life longer than any bit of happiness I've received

362 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:29

goatse is the longest happiness my life has received

363 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:30

>>361
do people still send goatse around or something? bizarre to hear its in your life

364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:56

goatse is heinously anus

365 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:02

sometimes i wish i could just be one of those people that gets incredibly excited over seeing some cute cupcakes or a heckin floofy doggerino on social media and watching the latest capeshit movie with their prematurely balding college SO

366 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:10

Do you ever think about how that thing ended up being referred to as "goatse" when the URL "goatse.cx" was supposed to approximate "goat sex" as evidenced by the ASCII art version they had on the site when it was live?

This pattern even followed over to the Doom version when someone made "impse.cx".

Further, why "goat sex"? Was that an established slang for gay sex or something?

367 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:10

like a chubby white girl in a gauze scarf and a turtleneck cardigan who calls herself an "imgurian"posting phone pictures of her pumpkin spice latte online and just has no thoughts about anything except cute animals

368 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:14

she tried really hard in highschool but she was still a C- student because her version of "trying really hard" was to take the prettiest notes with immaculate penmanship and 4 different colors of highlighter and all the teachers still loved her because she'd bring festively-themed donuts or something for the entire class for every holiday

369 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:23

i wish my firs tthoutght when i heard the word "ottoman" was the piece of furniture and not 1453 KARA BOGA WE FUC aLL EVERY UR EVERY GREEK MODER MACDEDONIA WE WILL GET U TURK BULL INSEMENATE BALKANLAR BOYPUSSY WE FUCK THE KING ALBANIA U ARE NEXT

370 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 16:31

you know you can put multiple paragraphs in a single post

like this

371 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:24

>>366 You've never fucked a goat before, have you?

372 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 18:31

>>371 have you?

373 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 19:08

>>365,
Technically, nothing's stopping you.
If you have a higher calling than that, though, I assure you that pursuing it would make you happier than thinking about that sorta idiot.

374 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 21:50

Kentucky Cornhole 2008

375 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9963 06:30

Videodrome is [not] a live action adaptation of Doraemon

376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 07:14

robot rape

377 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 13:06

2020 AEW is what people who hate wrestling think of when they picture it

378 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 13:17

>>377 Haha yeah good one!

379 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 13:40

I never wanted to bricksock somebody so much.

380 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:10

gaynus

381 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 14:16

The "Few years later they got a big dog." ending on the recent comment paste thread is even better if you imagine it refers to BigDog, the military pack-mule robot that was being designed some years ago. (Sadly, it seems it ended up being a cancelled project as it was "too noisy" to be used in military operations).

382 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 17:44

>>358
C'mon, #Rally4Sally !

383 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 18:46

>>381
I wish I could find a woman into the same weird shit as me like that.
And yeah, especially if it implied they got into /clang/.

384 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 21:38

fuck the Cacowards

385 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 23:53

hey DQN, how old were you when you found out about the >>q and >>r features?
e.g. >>q381 >>q377 >>r1 >>5

386 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 00:46

>>385
I remember finding out about those and using them to make a dumb song thread, long ago: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352371272/
Could've sworn I used >>q in there too, but apparently not.

387 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 04:22

Korean art makes me have weaker orgasms

388 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 06:09

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

389 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 06:57

390 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 10:15

, you cunt-ass cunt!

391 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 10:37

392 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 11:17

>>385
What's your problem?

393 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 12:22

NIPPON NO
SU TE KI NA
TOUDOUFUKEN
AHEM AHEM

394 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 12:33

Im forever blowing bubbles

395 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 14:30

>>392
what's yours??

396 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 14:34

>>386
That's a pretty great idea for a song thread, actually. Too bad that specific one will never be finished, with SAoVQ dead and all...

397 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 16:37

Today I experienced dryarrhea, it was like dry heaving but for diarrhea. After unceremoniously ejecting the entire contents of my stomach and bowels, my abdomen(?) continued to uncontrollably try to force more shit through my sphincter. It was pretty uncomfortable and mildly painful, but not as bad as dry heaving.

Anyway I am proud to coin the term dryarrhea, I hope it comes into vogue

398 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 17:00

( ß -ß) exactly one of those threads has been archived, and it doesn't include the relevant post

399 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 17:32

YOU KILLED ME!
GOOD!

400 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 19:31

Still waiting on that science-Proven magic petrification ray

401 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9964 19:35

>>400
There are DIY solutions. For insight, pour hot grits down your pants.

402 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 02:31

Pain.

403 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 03:14

Journos are really pushing the WNBA, their 12 fans will be pleased

404 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 14:49

Computer cases are so boring today. All black or white with some boring leds and zero drive bays. No beige cases. No colored cases? Isn't it easier than ever to make cases? Why are all they so boring?

405 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 16:18

>>404
Arent most of the beige/yellow cases just white/off-white that yellowed?

406 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 16:23

>>405
They've darkened/yellowed some over the ages because of chemicals in the plastic but computers of that era weren't pure white. Greyish in some cases, maybe.

407 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 21:51

>>405,406
The plastics have yellowed up really nastily (and quickly sometimes, usually by exposure to UV light). Painted metal also changes color, but less so.
It's true most of the "beige box" era used tints so light that I'd be hard pressed to call them beige. It turned into lingo for "boring tower/desktop" rather quickly. But there were some genuinely brownish models like Apple pre-1987 and a number of Commodore models.
(90s Sun and SGI tho meows suggestively like a sexually aggressive 80s movie lady)

408 Name: vc: yieb : 1993-09-9965 21:59

Indigo workstation. I want to hump it. I want to hump it for roughly an hour.

409 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 22:49

penile massage

410 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 22:57

it pains me so badly that you can't even tell people to kill themselves anymore on most of the popular websistes. it feels so painful reading a braindead stupid post and not being able to reply to that person with a detailed guide on quick suicide or else you'll get banned for a whole month

411 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 23:38

Dubs

I really want a brown case with beige drives

412 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9965 23:49

i'm glad that you can't tell people to kill themselves anymore because it's boomer tier cyberbullying

413 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:01

>>412
Kill yaself

414 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:20

No Donald, you are the fake news

415 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 00:38

i'm being cyberbullied

416 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 02:07

welcome to the failson hangout

417 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 03:08

Do you remember? The 10,000th night of September.

418 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 03:33

>>412
Haha you're the guy who got so butthurt over it after regurgitating twitter phrases you complained about.
Kill yoself

419 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 03:54

kill your self (ego death)

420 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:18

covering children with white gak

421 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:19

Should I be a west ham fan

422 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 05:26

423 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 06:11

cats made me a gay retard

424 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 07:15

>>418 i can't tell if i'm being cyberbullied, is this english

425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:14

>>421 Why the fuck?

426 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:39

Constipated, this poop just won't come out

427 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:42

I pooped but only 1/16th of it came out

428 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:45

A massive brick is lodged within me rectum

429 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 12:46

>>428
Read this in Mr Krabs voice

430 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 13:31

>>425
If you're not excited about a threadbare squad people genuinely thought would be like sheff being top 5 you don't like football

431 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 18:40

I'm just curious what the point of all this is supposed to be.

432 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 18:53

There's no... particular... meaning.

433 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9966 20:58

I don't know what to do with all these rugs

434 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9966 21:33

Meaningless (wink wink)

435 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9967 05:31

That new thread looks nice. Hope it takes off.

436 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 11:06

>>431 Don't think, feel

437 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 12:08

Kill me, kill me, kill me!

438 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 14:24

It's so easy to make y'all shit your diapers

439 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 14:53

>>438
Yeah, yeah, if you disagree with or shittalk anything you are angry and crying and shaking.
Been like that for a while.

440 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 15:09

Watching stuff from when the George Floyd thing got huge is weird and kind of bizarre how much attitudes have changed.
Seems like it was almost taboo to criticize/trash BLM and the rioters but now people even crack jokes about it.
Maybe it's because how ridiculous some of the arrested people looked.

441 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 15:27

>>440
it's because Biden won

442 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 21:58

She accidentally slammed the door on her hands and now I want to fight that door

vc: kleisk

443 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 22:45

>>442 I knew a girl and door like that once

444 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 23:52

I want to kill all the twitter users on here. That way it's just me and that one other poster I like, instead of all four of us.

445 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9967 23:57

I don't use Twitter, aw nice I like you too!

446 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 02:30

Twitter

447 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 03:39

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

448 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 05:33

💩

449 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 05:34

900mg of caffeine just makes me sleepy

450 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 06:24

>>444
Hey I dont use twitter either! It is just one guy out.

451 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 06:52

I'm using twitter right now!

452 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 07:36

Twitter more like Bitter because everyone on there has a stick up their ass

453 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 08:09

Hating myself because I missed the audition deadline because I couldn't come up with 5 minutes of material in time, plus I hate my voice even though other people say it's great.

454 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 10:30

I stopped using twitter for you

455 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 10:32

>>441
I wonder if people will find something new to get obsessed over and inappropriately interject in conversations about video games about now that orange man is gone

456 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 12:08

is twitter the new /b/?

457 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 12:31

A minecraft youtuber cheating made the news. wtf?

458 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 13:49

I recently learned that Seppo was slang for American, I have no idea why I thought it meant South African.

459 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:03

>>458
I have never heard that, ever.
I have heard burger, amerifat, mutt, americlap, amerishart, yank, amerifag, americuck but never seppo.
It does sound african-ish.

460 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:45

> conversations about video games

Here's your problem

461 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 14:59

>>460
Minecraft speedruns are serious business

462 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 15:22

Feeling good, might go on Dream Twitter and get death threats from stans

463 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 19:03

1:44 AM, july 18, 2004. grassy breeze through your open window. CRT whine. you feel simultaneously isolated by the wired and embraced by it. for one fleeting moment of your entire life, you are one with the machine.

465 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 20:20

Imagine thinking your podunk text board has some sort of valuable "culture" that you have to defend tooth and nail from evil outsiders like some sort of digital Proud Boy.

466 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 21:30

>>465
lol butthurt
kill yourself pige

467 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 21:33

>>465
imagine imagining

468 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 21:45

this is a bad topic
let's talk about cute girls instead

469 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 21:46

>>465
fight me

470 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 22:02

"If I reply 3 times it will seem like I'm in the majority"

471 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 22:13

>>470
You really are overthinking and taking personally a site most people read to find stupid shit.
I am sorry if it hurt your feelings if you got dumpstered for whatever

472 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 22:29

>>471
You are grossly overestimating my involvement in this discussion.

473 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9968 23:53

im tired of (unironic) politics shitters of any stripe on dqn but at least the linkola ecofash dude from a couple years ago could start a sentence without "imagine..."

474 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 00:00

>>458,459
i was told that it originates in london rhyming slang

yank -> septic tank -> seppo

475 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9969 00:01

snort

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 00:39

dqn dqn lol

477 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 01:57

>>464-472
same person

478 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 02:14

(EÍE) What is individuality?

479 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 08:12

Blows marijuana smoke on the screen

480 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 09:14

>>474

>rhyming slang

That's really tryhard but then again most Londoner stuff is.

481 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 09:25

>>473
The internet sure asks me to imagine a lot!

482 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 11:53

>>465 I think if you're describing it in terms of gdefending tooth and nailh and gevil outsidershyou're not really getting the bigger picture

483 Name: vc: skipeer : 1993-09-9969 12:04

>>465
Definitely thinks regurgitating yikes is an ownage drop the mic moment

484 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 14:03

485 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 14:52

>>482 shut up already lol

486 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 14:55

>>485
based

487 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 14:58

488 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 15:47

Cornette fans are mentally deficient

489 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 16:05

gaynus

490 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 22:13

hi DQN
if i have decided to get off my ass and learn something useful, where do i figure out what i could like and/or be good at?

491 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:10

dqn is just three people: you, me and shii

492 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:23

>>490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhztaSc4afE
This doesn't really answer your question, but along these parameters I must admit I find it a bizarre question that you're looking for what you "could" like.
Most people don't get that out of left field (even though it does happen sometimes). Realistically, it spawns as a tangent from stuff they already like.

493 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9969 23:41

>>490
if you're older than a teenager you should have some idea of this by now

look inside yourself, dqn

494 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 00:03

what if mike rowe's first name was neeg

495 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 00:41

>>490
You might learn to masturbate via the ``caretaker's entrance'', eventually getting your ass off

496 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 01:37

497 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9970 02:02

Thank you for supporting me every day! Please t-t-t-take care of yourself!

Yo! Uh! Have a nice day!

498 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 13:37

Dear Boss my gMore optionsh button still doesn't work

499 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 20:40

> you're not being the gachimuchi aniki knew you could be

500 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 21:22

>>498
forgot to ask, what browser (and other software stuff) are you using? i would like to try and replicate it

501 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9970 22:30

>>500 I'm maxxed out surfin' the Net on Safari 9.1.3, I always thought the admin could see that info

502 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 01:42

why the hell are the jews calling hanukkah "chanukah" now

503 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 02:03

moses famously parted an entire sea to bring his people out of egypt, freeing them from all of those jobs they chose to work for

504 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 11:18

Is the human torso normally slightly lumpy to the touch when you run your fingers in either direction starting like 1-2 inches above the navel?

Pretty sure I'm feeling my organs and not massive tumors in multiple locations, but wild, I never noticed it before.

505 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 11:39

are you fat and have lost a bunch of weight recently? i did the same thing, like wow there was actual stuff under there kek

506 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 12:04

>>502
Its romanized as that sometimes.
It's like Sharo or Syaro, it's what you grew up with.
Its not as bad as Google pretending that things like Boxing Day or Kwanza or Shinto shit (in english LOL) are on the same level as Christmas and Hanukkah.

507 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 17:03

aids

508 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 17:23

>>502
That's how it's pronounced
חֲנֻכָּה

509 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 18:41

>>508
Don't expect an obvious redpiller to care

510 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 18:53

eat penis

511 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 19:23

Man, what a fucked up day. Nobody needs to know about the weird gay family sex shit.

512 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 19:54

>>511
What about weird gay Family Guy sex shit.

513 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 20:42

hey VSauce, Michael here

514 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9971 22:29

the light bulb in the ceiling light in my bedroom died and i replaced it with one of the light bulbs from the bathroom and now it feels like i'm in the bathroom, like the light is REALLY yellow

515 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 00:29

Have neutrals always been this abused bipartisan-ly?

516 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 03:06

egg-eating snakes disgust me in a way I cant really describe and I don't know why
https://youtu.be/m3PQtYGNqjs

517 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 03:43

>>516
i eat eggs that way too, i didnt know it was weird

518 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 05:10

genshin impact characters id cum inside:
venti, XQ, female protagonist, male protagonist, kaeya, xiangling, paimon

god i wish this game was actually good

519 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9972 06:05

Hollywood Hunkthob

520 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 06:33

enter anus

521 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 09:09

>>516
what if i put my balls in its mouth

522 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 10:42

> Mic drop

Please don't

523 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 14:48

>>723
Good point, but we'll just have to wait until then

524 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 16:45

When the penis was on Clonepas's computer screen, I laughed.

525 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 16:52

hit your bitch with this special beam cannon

526 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 17:26

Dokyun used Zap Cannon on Your Bitch!

527 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 21:37

>>517 can I put my balls in your mouth

528 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 23:31

Hello slobkings. Can anybody help me? I would like to know what you would call a set of 14 things. A set of 12 is a dozen. There's no neat single word like that for 14. I'm arranging something in sets of 14 and I'd like a nice word to call this set. Quartozen? Tetrideck? Trifours?

529 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:02

Mr. Bucket

530 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:57

C Shart

531 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9973 23:44

Flamencoooo de Paris!

532 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9974 02:51

Happy Yalda 🍷🍉🧙‍‰️

533 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 03:37

>>532
Yalda sounds like an excuse to have a celebration in late december when you aren't jewish or christian

534 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9974 04:37

>>533
I think it predates the celebration of Christmas, but I'm not sure.

535 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 08:16

if I cum too much, will I get dehydrated and die?

536 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 11:39

537 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 14:03

>>532
My yelda is so happy, he's standing up with a tear in his eye.

538 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 16:15

>>535
A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his sonfs addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boyfs problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

539 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:05

what the hell is going on in the mod requests thread

540 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:41

>>539
Someone shat their diaper and is crying to the mod to ban half the board.

541 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 17:57

>>539
People don't like that a spammer is bumping the oldest threads. >>540 is either that spammer or defending him out of spite because of "gatekeeping" and people daring to complain. I think it's the former considering that like 9 people use this site, they also talk like a JRPG villain for some reason.
Also a strangely frank discussion about generational blame.

542 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 18:01

Also,

>you better hold on tight to what you still have and gatekeep harder cause websites like these will be fucking extinct

considering people still use BBSs and similar protocols outside of Taiwan, and tech geeks still use usenet, I think textboards will still exist in 20 years.

543 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 19:19

>>541
Who cares? I genuinely enjoy seeing the old threads bumped. I'm not the spammer or >>540, I doubt I'm the only one that enjoys the trip down memory lane whenever an old thread pops up, or who enjoys seeing threads they've never seen and probably would never see without the spammer. Why on earth does it bother you? You can't stand to see old threads? You can't stand to see the same 10 threads on the front page moved to the second? Why even allow software where threads never die and posts are archived for years if you folks are just gonna complain whenever anybody posts in one? God, you spergs make me sick.

544 Name: >>543 : 1993-09-9974 19:27

Apologies, I ended up reading the mod request thread and it is extremely gay. I still stand by what I said though that only losers care about necroing.

545 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:05

>>543
>>544
I enjoy it as well, I just take that position out of spite

546 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:11

That is turning to the best thread on 4-ch of 2020

547 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:30

do you think textboards in 20 years will still be posting the same poorly translated 2-ch copipe from 2001

548 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 20:45

>>547
Probably use rumia's one by then

549 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 21:01

>>547
i hope so...
it would be nice to still be able to read yoshinoya edits during my midlife crisis, if for nothing else

550 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 22:12

The whole discussion seems like a horrible mix of overzealousness and (falling for) bait.
I don't really mind the necrobumps, and you really can't call it spam at this rate. I'm curious what that guy's intent is, though.

551 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9974 23:00

> they also talk like a JRPG villain for some reason

Kefka laughter intensifies, or something

552 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 00:48

Are the new pokemon games any good?
I replayed FRLG and read some of the stuff about SS and kind of feel like I am missing out.

553 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 00:58

https://youtu.be/fs-DY_vFPYs
This guy speaks in times new roman

554 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 01:32

>>550
he made it too obvious when he started using bold.

555 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 01:51

556 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 02:32

>>553
Why is everyone always shocked whenever Minecraft YouTubers or cartoon reviewers or whatever turn out to be pedos?
It's like the most obvious pedophile profession aside from teaching.

557 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 02:36

I want to make a firefox extension that changes any of the -oomer meme words to "I want to fit in by regurigtating meme words."

558 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9975 02:58

Frussy

559 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 06:34

don't forget to subscribe

560 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 09:25

kids these days just go around telling everybody their potential band name. they don't keep it treasured in a secret notepad that only they know about.

561 Name: vc: deafe : 1993-09-9975 10:37

>>556
I've been reading a YouTube has-been on Twitter who will occasionally go on rants about these parasocial relationships and why it is absolutely not worth it on your end to try getting personally involved with online entertainers you are a fan of.
Basically, anyone who's legitimately surprised at this point is either really new to all this or is way too invested in some sort of e-celebrity to see the red flags.
It's a fascinatingly similar yet different phenomenon from what actual rich/famous celebs whine about.

562 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 11:41

>>557 Go for it homeboy I'm down with that

563 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 12:01

>>552 if you like Pokémon I would say sure! I've been playing Ultra Moon, it's pretty fun, not anything like wow what an incredible game, just a fun little jaunt if you think Pokémon is fun

564 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 15:03

Anal vore, distinct from coprophagia

565 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 16:03

>>560
The era of the rich & famous rockstar has ended.

566 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 19:43

>>552
I got pretty bored playing sword and shield. Either GameFreak should make the main game harder or make the team-building meta-game stuff less grindy.

The Switch Pokemon Go games are pretty underrated though.

567 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 20:57

What is the best fluid in the world? In terms of all of its qualities and aspects. Like maybe for you its a soda, but for some other guys its crude oil. I think we should research all of this and find out the average best fluid in the world. Or maybe we can mix all of the other ones?

568 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 21:09

MUNKY CHEEZ

569 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:27

I hate NPR's news shows. They're just propaganda now.

570 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9975 23:30

>>569
Let me guess, you think Trump won the election.

571 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:00

>>567 my favourite is period blood, without a doubt

572 Name: vc: wett : 1993-09-9976 00:08

573 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 00:09

>>570
No. I know he did.

574 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 02:02

>>569
PBS does more general interest stuff if that's your thing.

575 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9976 02:26

Big belly dooper

576 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 04:58

>>573
Earth is flat.

577 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 05:05

Flat-earthers are overhated, most of them are obvious trolls or just questioning human perception, which isn't done enough.

578 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 07:21

I sometimes remember stupid ass conversations I had on imageboards while I'm drifting to sleep, sometimes it's comforting and nostalgic, but mostly it's embarrassing.

579 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9976 22:23

>>578
For me, it's always embarrassing.

580 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:35

My YouTube recommendations have been a warzone to the point i'm thinking of disabling them all together or finding another way to watch the channels I like.
Hits include:
"Video Essays" that are just some contrarian complaining about video games for 2 fucking hours
culture war stuff about Christmas
ended streams with 11 views
and the fucking Nostalgia Critic.
I just might move back to TV. At least Doug Walker isnft on the telly.

581 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:45

582 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9977 05:45

>>580
Mine have been atrocious the last month too.
Lots of 1M+ sub wealth flaunt vlogs
Popular rap/pop of today
NBA/NFL/MLB/FIFA/UEFA/other sports orgs' official channels
News and politics
YouTube fad of the week shit

None of this is remotely close to anything I watch.

583 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 05:53

584 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 07:09

[insert post you've read a thousand times before about only interacting with youtube through youtube-dl and how it's so much better and holy shit I'm a smug dipshit.]

585 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 07:15

ever notice how both path of exile and pillars of eternity are abbreviated as PoE and are also both remakes/"spiritual sequels" of 90s RPGs

586 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 08:06

I don't get PoE. More like Path of Carpal Tunnel

587 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 09:09

>>584
You know it's true, admit it!

But I'm guessing those are really just trying to overtly advertise their favorite software. By the way, have you heard about youtube-dl? It lets you download almost any video from almost anywhere, has bulk downloading etc etc...

588 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:03

>>581 classic

589 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:04

>>580,582 Do yous ever click the "Not interested" button on bad recommendations to tune it better?

590 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 12:08

>>583 sorry this is distinctly average. It's not xmassy either like >>581

591 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 13:23

it's probably best to just hide the sidebar entirely
the most interesting stuff on there is found through external links anyway

592 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9977 16:33

I really should get started on prepping some of Christmas dinner but I'm enjoying this idleness too much. Some days, you just want to be idle.

593 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 17:57

my dick your ass your toes my mouth

594 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 21:02

>>593
all at the same time?

595 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9977 21:09

596 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 06:41

I want to fight.

597 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:25

>>594
Sounds easy enough. Just fuck in missionary/cowgirl/etc and stretch out one foot.

598 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 09:30

I guess I'm parsing it as "my dick in your ass; your toes in my mouth". If all four things are supposed to be in the same place at the same time then yeah, that's a lot less likely.

599 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:12

My dick, your ass and your toes: my mouth

600 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 10:31

Earth, water, air, fire.

My dick, your ass, your toes, my mouth.

601 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:26

On cold nights like these, it must be nice to have a big bed with a partner.
I rarely wish I was in a relationship, but I wouldn't mind spooning.

602 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 12:31

Speaking of sleeping, phones are awful for me. I find it incredibly hard to put down the dopamine dispenser and actually sleep even if there is nothing of interest and my body is begging for sleep.

603 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 14:54

☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁🔥⛪🔥✨👼🔫🎅🏿🧝🧝🧝☃️🎁🎁🎁🧝✨☃️🧝🧝🦌✨🎄🎅🏿🧝🥴🧝🎅🏿🎄✨🦌🧝🧝☃️✨🧝🎁🎁🎁☃️🎁🎁

604 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 15:27

>>603
And a merry christmas to you too! And the person reading this!

605 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 18:35

>>603
What emotion is "🥴" meant to convey

606 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9978 18:37

>>605
Post-ahegao

607 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 09:55

All alone for Christmas (as usual) (just woke up)

608 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:02

Wish clippping your toenails wasn't such a pain in the ass

609 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:05

>>607
Did you enjoy life and jump in the air?

610 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 10:48

The story of Venky's is not one many will tell

611 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9979 18:40

MIDI-based computer shibboleth

612 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9979 18:48

>>609
No, I think he turned the gun on himself...
It's a sad day, but at least he's not alone anymore.

613 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 00:59

disgusting vaginae

614 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 02:31

slapping down condoms and lube on the conveyor belt at the checkout line like, yep, look at me, check out the SEX HAVER

615 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 03:27

condoms are for pussies!

616 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 07:40

>>589
It makes them worse honestly, it turns from vaguely related cancer to typical YouTube bullshit

617 Name: vc: joy : 1993-09-9980 08:34

that nigga so high on that hash/purple smoke was coming out of his ears

618 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 09:29

twitter niggas be like: in the end nobody cares about one of the biggest youtubers lmao

619 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 10:17

I saw an ad for a pill that helps prevent HIV. Why not just use a condom?

620 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 13:00

The unthinkable has happened. I felt sympathy for chris chan.

621 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 14:29

Today, I learned that there is a reisen TLD and it's got precious little to do with my favorite useless bunny.

622 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:21

Cuckmongers are the worst with their begging of femdom creators to do that sort of content.
Just let me enjoy my cbt and tease and denial without demanding she cuck her sub

623 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 15:29

>>622
I can cut off your balls if you want

624 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 17:12

>>621
Somebody owns udongein.reisen, keeps renewing it, and does nothing with it, which is a damn shame.

625 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9980 19:30

b-b-b-b-b-bass
wub wub wub
line line line
wub wub wub

626 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:18

"trolling" in the original sense of "saying things/arguing points you don't actually believe in to get a rise out of people" seems to be a lost art these days

627 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:50

>>626
A lot of that sort of thing is dead, it is what it is.

628 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 04:59

>>627 used to be if someone online was saying stupid shit i just assumed they were trolling but now i just assume they're stupid

629 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 05:24

I hope in the 2020s big puffy 80s hair comes back.
https://youtu.be/MzZiZYmIMDI
Sexiest woman alive

630 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:24

I hope in the 2020s 80s callbacks fucking die

631 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:31

it's the era of the early aughties callbacks

632 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 06:32

wtc wtc lol

633 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 10:23

>>630
I could go my whole life without another 90s kid callback.

634 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:13

It kind of freaks me out that like in 20 years people will be banking on nostalgia from the early 2010s

635 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:34

A cute girl had been flirting with me for a few months and I was going to ask her out, but on the day I was going to ask her, she'd done her eyebrows all stupid and replied "it is what it is" to something I said, and I completely went off her

636 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:35

>>635
Sounds clapped to be honest

637 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 11:46

>>636 Apparently "clapped" is youtuber slang for ugly? Well she was quite cute, but I can't take people seriously when I know they've sat in front of a mirror that day and drawn mad eyebrows on themselves. She said she's a writer but "it is what it is" is one of those dumb empty phrases people say when they don't have any interesting thoughts. This happens a lot

638 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 12:23

You have such high standards. Maybe I just have dangerously low standards but two silly things like that shouldn't put you off from trying

639 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 12:57

>>638 Yeah. Looking back at previous relationships that didn't work out, there were red flags at the beginning that I tried to ignore. We did have lots of fun in those relationships but there was also a lot of pain that probably could have been avoided. Some of those arguments were ridiculous! So yeah I have turned down a few perfectly serviceable ladies over the past few years due to silly superficial things. I guess it's a bit like that "No Cigar" song by Weird "Al" Yankovic

640 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:09

Seinfeld episode nitpick-based breakup dokyun

641 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:19

>>640 Haha yeah! It is like that XD I've never broken up with anyone over anything nitpicky though, I just don't want to funnel more of my precious time into someone less than ideal for me. I think it's pretty common that people settle into serious relationships and even marriage with people that eventually just make them miserable. When I see a sad-looking man in the supermarket with his fat overbearing wife, I try to imagine what they were like when they met and what their daily lives are like, happy times they once had and what their lives are like now.

642 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:21

About a year ago today I was getting drunk with my granny having this same conversation

643 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 13:42

big peanuts

644 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 15:02

head-on apply directly to the forehead

645 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:02

Were the mid '00s the glory days of commercials, or just when I stopped paying attention? Is there anyone close to Billy these days? Any jingles like "Empire Today" that people will remember a year from now?

646 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:11

I LOVE HORSES,
BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS!
I LOVE HORSES, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

647 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:20

Words such as cunny, nookie, and cummies

648 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 17:59

>>645
I still watch television. Commercials are like mini-movies that have some contrived message or imagery, sometimes obviously political posturing mostly not, that sometimes have a voice-over to try and relate to the viewer. Or if it's food just gonzo shots of it with prices.
Jingles and the sort seem restricted to local ad space, which is a shame because that sort of thing sticks in your head well.

649 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 18:48

>>637
I assumed "clapped" was zoomer slang for "fake", on account of the whole millennial meme "and then everybody clapped" at the end of obviously fake stories. Yes, I am assuming your story was made up.

650 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 19:33

>>649 That's fair enough, it's an anonymous text board so you have no reason to believe me, but it's true. Please try not to use words you don't know the meaning of!

651 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 19:39

>>647
yummy bunny cunny

652 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 19:40

Clapped is just ugly, that whole explanation of everyone clapped is so reaching

653 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 20:37

Yeah it's pretty obnoxious

654 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:08

i thought clapped referred to someone contracting chlamydia

655 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:37

Ah! I've been clapped

656 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:39

Sorry I'm late, I stopped and clapped a cute puppy at a bus stop

657 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:42

>>654
this

658 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:45

What about clapping cheeks

659 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9981 21:47

I thought clapped meant killing someone by shooting

660 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:50

I clapped jodi arias' cheeks

661 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:52

I used to think "cunny" was purely associated with modern pedoshit but apparently it's had a venerable existence that goes back at least to Victorian times if not before.

662 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 21:59

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap goes the I-U-D
If he's from another hood I gots ta give him the V-D

663 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 22:30

664 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 23:27

>>663
Wowie, I had no idea other people than me cared about it! I remember being excited when it came back for xmas 2010 (?), haha...

665 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9981 23:35

yaoi zowie

666 Name: ლ(|||ÜƒÃ[|||)ლ : 1993-09-9981 23:42

I love that cunny linguini

667 Name: vc: koy : 1993-09-9982 00:09

I thoughte clept signifieth callit

668 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 03:59

I tried to see things from his point of view, but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too

669 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 04:18

Hooked on Ebonics

670 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:12

having a cute small-ish boyfriend to cuddle might be nice
unfortunately my size/looks make me more suited to be the small/cute one...

671 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:25

Recreational SSRI withdrawal

672 Name: vc: sux : 1993-09-9982 05:32

>>671
That might be fun if the drug isn't Paxil!

673 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:33

674 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 05:37

she is definitely not cute
or a girl ;)

675 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9982 05:50

Thank you very "muscle"!

676 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 06:08

Dokyun's struggle against emojis

677 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 06:18

678 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 07:15

>>650
I'm not the one who said it though.

679 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 10:45

>>678 That's fair enough, it's an anonymous text board so I have no way of tracking who said what, but still. Please try not to make assumptions, because when you ASSUME, U'll make an ASS of us BOTH!

680 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 11:07

Elder Sister's Lewd Cavity

681 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 13:06

Just found out Dale Winton was gay, then I found out he died a couple of years ago :O

682 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 14:11

touch my pine nuts

683 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 15:11

Must be years since I've had square sausage, I forgot how yummy it is

684 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9982 15:50

Locked up inside my opium den surrounded by some Chinamen

685 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 17:03

dokyuun struggle session

686 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 18:25

dokyun snuggle session

687 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 18:32

The Internationale unites the human rave

688 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 19:06

>>501
looks like calling the function in the wrong way broke the entire script for safari, try now

689 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 20:29

dicks out for harambus

690 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 22:31

i love the dead ape

691 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 23:32



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692 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9982 23:33

i@LÍMj I was able to post that, but not preview it, because the preview box character limit seems to be smaller

693 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 00:13

dildough

694 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 00:34

>>691
neat! MAX_COMMENT_LENGTH seems to be half of the default value for kareha, I wonder why...

>>689,690
dicks the fuck in

695 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 03:09

💖🦍

696 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 04:05

>>695
...your point being?

697 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 05:45

>>696
Show respect and whip your dick the fuck out

698 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 07:08

Fuck, I'm fucking up!

699 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 08:05

✊🏿

700 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 08:06

You people sure like posting boxes!

701 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 09:15

Flipull - An Exciting Cube Game

702 Name: vc: raw : 1993-09-9983 13:42

I played hentai games for the first time in several years, most of it was just okay, too much non-fucking gameplay, but once you find something that tickles your pickle, being able to initiate and sometimes the interactivity that really adds something I can't describe.
It's like masturbating on camera. It adds a layer that's hard to describe.

703 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 14:18

Thoughc H-Games are one of the few things I feel pangs of guilt for pirating, along with indie wrestling PPVs. I'm sure they sell more than regular media because of the pornographic content but it feels wrong pirating doujin content, especially with how appreciative the artists I have purchased things from were.

704 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 17:44

Sometimes I can't believe I'm 30

705 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 18:46

I've pirated so much shit and I'm happy I've done it because that would'VE cost me thousands of dollars and connections to some cool Japanese people that would probably overcharge me for the Claymore and Bible Black and COOL FREE RINGTONES

706 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9983 19:55

Los catrachos, holmes

707 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 21:31

herons are heinously anus

708 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9983 23:12

>>705
That crazy frog commercial was so overplayed I would have pirated it out of spite

709 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 00:04

>>707
did one fly in your kitchen and make a mess of your pots and pans?

710 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 00:17

help how to make friends online

711 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 00:24

>>710
Uhhh I used to talk up people in joinable servers in source FPS games

712 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 01:28

>>710
e-stalking and parasocial relationships are always an option!

713 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 02:40

Speaking of hentai, seeing the ads for comiket doujins give me anxiety, anticipating all the disappointment and my completionist autism forcing me to download and read stuff I don't even like.

714 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9984 02:59

Super Mario has been promoted to Splendid Mario

715 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 03:13

Extra Mario

716 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 03:30

Anti-consumer, not-your-friend, incompetent, un-woke Mario

717 Name: (:< >:) : 1993-09-9984 03:43

I FUCKED NINTENDO!!!!

718 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 04:07

racist mario making a mess of your pots and pans

719 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 04:34

I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI

720 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 04:44

First you had unbased
Now get ready for unwoke

721 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 04:46

>>720

>04:44

trips.

722 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 04:46

dubs

723 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 05:11

subs

724 Name: vc: pain : 1993-09-9984 05:33

nubs

725 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 05:46

That's not funny. I'm going to beat your face in.

726 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 08:42

fart

727 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 11:21

Laptop stickers are a good way to immediately make a negative impression.

728 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 17:34

I know I'll make a good impression when people see that I have a single sticker on my laptop, which is upside down because I'm dumb as shit.

729 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 17:58

Another YouTuber killed themselves wtf

730 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 18:17

I only have one sticker on laptop, it's the old rainbow  stuck over the modern one so it lights up

731 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 18:33

I hate tender misanthropes so much.
Giphy search results for Pe-
People suck
People are dying
If people suck why does it matter if theyfre dying

732 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 19:17

>>730
That's cute

733 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 20:18

Hey, you. Yes, you, the reader. Happy New Day.

734 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 20:31

>>733 Same to you dawg!

735 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 22:00

They change the tense of all verbs in your Wikipedia article the very second you die

736 Name: vc: soy : 1993-09-9984 22:08

I thinkc I think I'm done being horny. I stayed up all night and all day masturbating, and I donft feel very well, not to mention the shit I ended up cumming too.
That was not a good new year's celebration

737 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 22:19

e-celeb stuff makes me feel like an actual boomer and I'm 20, I'm not even against it or think it's bad or whatever I just don't fucking get it. who cares about internet fights or cheating a speedrun or whatever, not who cares in a bad way but more what is the entertainment value of this

738 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 22:41

>>737
Its literally just the evolution of celebrity drama.

739 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 23:03

Imagine the life in 2021. Probably sleek hovercars and neon lights everywhere, cities growing ten times the size, the huge buildings with inner gardens and green facades!

740 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 23:13

>>737
Cheaters belong in jail. Otherwise, speedrun cheating and drama existed for ages, it's just that there wasn't money in it like in e-celebs now. Unfortunately, the misbelief that any kind of attention is good only serves to fuel it further.

741 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9984 23:20

People love drama. Don't pretend you don't. Everybody has a little curiosity in em.

742 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 01:55

uh oh, have we been hit with the post office plague?

743 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 02:31

who the fuck announces someone's death at the end of the year, two months after it already happened

744 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 03:10

This time last year I was squidgin' a milf's bobbos thinkin' gooh yeah this year is gonna be bangin'!h

745 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 03:19

>>742
Post Office plague, also known as being 30+ and not getting "it" anymore

746 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 03:35

>>743
His official Twitter account was still plugging merch as early as two days ago. What the hell man, it's like a bad joke.

747 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 03:37

speedrunning is perverse

748 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 03:46

Today is the last day that you can play hentai dating sims with official Adobe support.

749 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 04:00

EVERYONE ABOVE THIS POST HAS BEEN TROLLED

750 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 04:03

Being scared of the word nigger? Couldn't be me.

751 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 04:05

EVERYONE BELOW THE POST HAS BEEN TROLLED

752 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 04:59

How do I kill Mario in Minecraft?

753 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 05:14

>>752
Sorry my friend, you have been trolled...

754 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 05:40

I don't know what I'm doing.

755 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 08:48

semen

756 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 11:33

>>755
i've got some for you if you want to~

757 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 12:44

dad you stupid fuck

you're living in mom's garbage dump that makes people from hoarder tv shows look sane and now you've signed a loan on a much smaller house

idiot

758 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 14:35

I would live in your mom's dump truck ass

759 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 14:56

Dokyun's Hoarder Mom VS 4 Hunters FINALE REMATCH

760 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 16:46

Everyone was talking about how bad their youtube recommendations were, but I am getting birds of prey killing baby animals, that's interesting

761 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 17:01

Hoarding speedrun cat shit%

762 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 19:01

The sheer amount of silly speed run categories reminds me of the amount of viper track remixes that are just stuff like "two hand hanger dunk mix"

763 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 19:11

Deleting dad's animal porn speedrun

764 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 22:35

What can I say? The man has a real passion for crack.

765 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 00:32

Turning back into an incel speedrun

766 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 02:19

I gotta say, y'all really be eating crackers with some mayo on it. The fuck

767 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 02:49

y'all really be eating crackers with some mayo on it speedrun

768 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 08:05

mayo% run

769 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 09:39

eat a penis

770 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 13:24

I swear I've had the captcha gapotion before.

771 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 13:50

speedrunning my dick, mayo%

772 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 17:00

>>770
I've had every caption numerous times

773 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 22:49

disturb me not, yon foul fucktard

774 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9986 22:52

Eureka! The solution has been with me the entire time! Jerking the jealousy and rage away with some anime tiddies and maybe enjoying some chocolate will soothe my retard rage.

I will take such a deal to help me better myself regardless of the cost!

775 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 02:59

Why did every kid in my high-school who wore the same shirt three days in a row lie about washing it everyday

"It's called a washing machine", they'd usually retort.

776 Name: THE HERON!!/HgipFVq : 1993-09-9987 04:43

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

777 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 05:04

https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/777-1

I didn't know you could read threads backwards. Or maybe I found out once and then forgot. But I found out again, or for the first time, perhaps.

777 get

778 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 05:11

Gonna hold my shit in for a bit because it feels good

779 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9987 05:18

>>777
This is perfect for the [LEVON] thread.

780 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 05:32

What is happening on /iaa/

781 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9987 07:06

If I were to compile the DQN short novels into volumes (individual word/PDF files) would you prefer it to be slightly edited to fix punctuation and capitalization incongruities or a direct transcription.

782 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 07:37

A leatherbound copy of DQN signed by shii

783 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 13:56

>>781
I compiled the DQN Short Novel threads on tanasinn.info many years ago. My opinion is, if people want the raw, unedited reality, they'd just read the original threads. If you're going to bother to nicely format it, then you should, at a minimum, separate it into paragraphs and fix the punctuation/capitalisation. I wouldn't go so far as to change actual wording/grammar, though.

784 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 15:23

If the original punctuation and capitalization makes it funny, keep it. Otherwise edit it for readability. Please don't change any misspellings, wording, or anything like that though.

785 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 15:34

>>775
let me guess, they hadn't heard about vc: deoth​orant either?

786 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 16:37

goat scrote

787 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9987 16:44

Punctuational gomez

788 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 17:58

Oh and by the way, fun fact:

789 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9987 22:27

dororo: tezuka manga about a young boy who loses a bunch of bodyparts in a tragedy, is saved by a brilliant doctor who raises him and teaches him how to use a blade, and later on he gets a weird little girl as a sidekick.

black jack: tezuka manga about a young boy who loses a bunch of bodyparts in a tragedy, is saved by a brilliant doctor who raises him and teaches him how to use a blade, and later on he gets a weird little girl as a sidekick.

790 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 04:36

someone's a naughty game designer

791 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 05:02

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792 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9988 05:32

>>791
You should try grating mamey sapote seed over it.

793 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 10:49

794 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 14:47

795 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 17:06

>>794
what a tease, you made me expect something that sucked spectacularly but it was just bog-standard, uninteresting suck.

796 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9988 17:24

>>795
It's frustrating because the artist can be good. I don't even have problems with NTR, but there's something about it that's just eh. And the girl is too fat
https://exhentai.org/g/1736919/a5e7003952/
https://exhentai.org/g/1532770/aeb14dbf3c/
https://exhentai.org/g/1533793/6ceaa4bf58/
Are the funniest ones that have made it past my filter

797 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9988 23:47

Strruuuuuyeeeeeeuuup

798 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 03:22

Cuckleberry Finn

799 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9989 04:43

Glussy

800 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 05:59

Love it when my brain jukebox composes something novel that isn't just some spliced up sample repeated over and over again.

801 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 06:31

My subconscious doesn't trust women.

802 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 09:04

I wouldn't even piss in >>801's mouth if his teeth were on fire

803 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 09:23

How about pissing in a cup and letting me drink it

804 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:08

black penis

805 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:25

A teenage girl pissed on me once and it was really warm! Then she asked me to piss on her and I just couldn't do it, I couldn't piss on a such a sweet little angel

806 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 14:32

>>800
It's a good feeling. Wish I could put together a piece instead of hoping one hook will carry it with no B part or fuguelike artifice.

807 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 16:48

McDonald's and you.

808 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 18:37

>>803
If you needed it, no.

809 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 19:34

I don't believe there is a better game than sonic adventure 2 battle. Classic.

810 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 19:48

811 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 20:02

>>809 Nanaca Crash

812 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 21:16

big bepis

vc: cum

813 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 06:26

stop eating like a fatass and your ass goes darude fartstorm

814 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 06:35

oh shit 10 days until the 10000th

vc: god

815 Name: vc: can : 1993-09-9990 11:36

The d10k problem will cause plane crashes and bank failures!
Why couldn't our ancestors have the foresight to choose hexadecimal base and kick this can down the road to really fuck things up?

816 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 11:56

People who go on porn forums are scary

817 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 15:14

My subconscious doesn't trust perceivable reality

818 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:30

sorry guys, only 5 bumps in the 999 thread a day, otherwise we'll have to wait around for a few days after getting to 998 7 days early. (I accidentally bumped the thread earlier when I meant to bump this one ;_;)

819 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:43

>>813
The only healthy food that gives me that effect is broccoli.

820 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:15

wish textboards were a bit faster

821 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:53

>>820
The popular boards on here move at just the right pace. I wish the dead boards weren't dead, and I wish there were more active boards, but the active boards we have are okay. I wouldn't want to see the last threads I saw buried and on another page every time I returned.

822 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9990 17:57

I don't know who Tati, Without Crystal Ball, or KJ are, but YouTube really want me to know about the lawsuit they're embroiled in for some reason.

823 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9990 18:00

>>821
I want some help revitalizing /food/

824 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:33

I'm watching the retard trump voters getting pepper sprayed for charging the police and barricades in front of the congressional hearing live on stream. Imagine risking your life to support a coup for the most unpopular president in American history who lost the popular vote twice in a row. Don't get it.

825 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:34

>>823
I would help you but I'm trying to revitalize /lang/

826 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:38

>>824
I just want it over so people can stop referencing orange man in everything and freak out over something new already

827 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:39

If fighting game players are all wiggers, are RTS players wooks?

828 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 19:25

>>818
oh the other guy had said 10 posts a day and I didn't bother doing the math myself, yes i avoided doing a simple division.

829 Name: vc: kot : 1993-09-9990 20:16

If fighting game players are all wiggers, RTS players are wooks, are MOBA players wirgins?

830 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 21:52

Is feng shui aesthetically pleasing to you?

831 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:15

832 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:34

don't look, it's gore

833 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9990 22:43

Smash Mouth, Smash Brothers, Smash who gives a fuck

834 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:53

feng shui office cubicle

835 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:59

Speaking of smash mouth, I punctured my gums on a mini cheddar biscuit that was a bit pointy

836 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:00

Punctured gums
Punctual Gomez

837 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:01

Punk chalk games

838 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:02

>>1-837 All of the above

839 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 04:04

tourist shop full of cheesy slogans about how great beaches are

840 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9991 04:27

I was going to post a recipe in the /food/ thread, but halfway into typing out my post, I realized it's way too much work for a simple recipes thread. Back to the drawing board. Or the cutting board.

841 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 10:30

>>839 ALL BEACHES AIN'T SHIIIIIT

842 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:03

It's no surprise, I hate white american suburbanites as well

843 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:05

woke college white people love converting to islam and becoming communists so how come you never see them combine the two and become ba'athists?

844 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:56

>>843
That's either too obscure or too extreme even for that type. I don't understand why they like Islam at all, considering its values are completely against what they believe in.

845 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:57

>>842
Opinions on Tablecat VIPPER Suburbanites?

846 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:29

>>843
When I have been to my local mosque when they're doing community events, the only "woke" people I see are black women with hijabs and septum piercings, the white converts I see seem pretty serious about it.
It's also pretty obvious why a white Islam convert wouldn't support a secular pan-Arab ideology, get real.

847 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:41

>>843
Ba'athism is middle eastern, therefore too foreign to American college students. For Islam they have Malcolm X and that lot.

848 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:47

there was a nice article i read once about how actual MENAers tend to be a lot more rebellious with their religion (especially during youth) whereas converts are significantly more authoritarian about it... not sure if the author actually concluded that islam needs a slightly rebellious base of believers or if i'm just imagining that

849 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 13:13

Nation of Islam is based

850 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 13:21

Judaism, Christianity, Islam-different assholes, same shit.

851 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 14:11

>>850
Agreed, NoI and Scientology are the only good religions

852 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:33

Embrace postreligion, venerate gods (and devils, and all-powerful forces of nature/mathematics/outer space, etc. divinities) of your own experience

853 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:36

>>852
Sounds LARPy but if it makes the annoying Wiccan bitches go away Ifm all for it

854 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:23

Remembering a homemade-seeming lens cleaner sold by a street vendor in film canisters that was oddly effective but solid at room temperature as a kid and realizing it's hopeless to try looking up what it could've possibly been made from or finding such a small object in this twisted mess of a house.

855 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:49

Get a real god already.

856 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 19:03

>>855
Got one to offer?

857 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 21:14

YOU WANT A REAL GOD? CHECK THIS GUY OUT. WATCH, AS IN ONLY ONE DAY HE SEPARATES THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS. HOW GOOD IS THAT! AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU GET, ABSOLUTELY FREE, AN EXPANSE IN THE MIDST OF THE WATERS, SEPARATING THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS. THAT'S TWO DAYS OF CREATION FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES, GOD WILL ALSO LET THE EARTH SPROUT VEGETATION, PLANTS YIELDING SEED, AND FRUIT TREES BEARING FRUIT WHICH IS IN THEIR SEED. AND, GET THIS, EACH IS ACCORDING TO ITS KIND! THIS DEAL IS UNBELIEVABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW!

858 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-9991 21:20

For me, it's Ohrmazd

859 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:16

>>856
Dream, the Minecraft youtuber

860 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:40

>>856
2011 CM Punk

861 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 03:35

rectal rooter

862 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 04:13

PAIN

863 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 05:14

>>858
Unironically BASED, fuck Ahriman

864 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:37

The CM stands for Chick Magnet

865 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:32

cunt maggot

866 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:58

disgusting vaginae

867 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 13:44

That was nice of you to put some skittles in your pussy so it would taste nice for me!

Babe I didn't put any skittles in my pussy

868 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 14:12

kira kira no VIP STAR

869 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 17:23

slower! slower! we're 20 posts ahead!!!

870 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 18:09

Stop bumping the 999 thread retards

871 Name: (@ ß_T ß) : 1993-09-9992 18:09

THERE'S NO SLOWING DOWN THIS TRAIN!!!
FULL STEAM AHEAD!!

872 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:54

I'm going to miss playing PETA's horrible flash games

873 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:54

WE SLEEPING UNDER THE RECENTLY WASHED CUM BLANKET TONIGHT

874 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:55

The 999 thread was made way, way too early.

875 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 03:15

Nah, that's just what happens when you tell people to slow down, they speed up as observed in boards where a GET is steadily approaching.

876 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 03:35

Hello I am a heron I am in need of pots and pans upon which to wreak havoc

877 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 05:46

You remember that kid in school who would latch on to a funny joke and kept repeating it over and over again till the joke died?

878 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 06:43

That's this whole board

879 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 08:46

>>877-878
That's the whole Internet.

880 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:14

1) search japanese phrase
2) see ƒ}ƒjƒ}ƒjƒs[ƒ|[ thumbnails
i don't know how this keeps happening

881 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:20

>>878 I've said it before and I'll say it again: key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

882 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:52

>>877
>>878
>>879
What if the internet/websites overuse jokes because you overuse the internet?

883 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:30

Took a painful shit

884 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:34

Raccoon came last night and spilled the aquarium on my back porch, murdering all my fish. I'm so sad. They're all dead.

885 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:35

Nature is senesless.

886 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:08

>>884
It really should be screened-in if you're gonna do that.

887 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:24

>>886
It is. They have thumbs. :(

888 Name: vc: bi : 1993-09-9993 16:26

>>887
Little shits!

889 Name: vc: law : 1993-09-9993 19:04

It is the law to stop contributing to the 999 thread!

890 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 19:55

what if we got this thread to >>999 first lol

891 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 22:51

Youfre bumping out of spite, arenft you?

892 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43

My ex was really into autopsies and scat...

893 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43

"Really into" was perhaps a slight exaggeration

894 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:09

I knew a girl into abortions

895 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:43

yeetus that fetus

896 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:25

yœtus that fœtus

897 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:28

diarrhœa

898 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:31

After talking about abortions I'm getting planned parenthood ads. Spooky tracking.

899 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:05

>>898
we own your soul. no escape.

900 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:29

gonorrhœa

901 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:56

escaping into the darkness forever

902 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 06:56

My lungs are giving out on me.

903 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 10:13

Firecrackers are fun

904 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 12:14

Let's cry over nothing.

905 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:20

Why are they so damn weird looking?

906 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 20:51

oh hello

907 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:16

Apple had a really wince inducing commercial with Billie Eilish

908 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:17

humans are just weird sweaty pig-ape anthros

909 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:21

>>908
We're pretty standard apes, no need to make it all dramatic

910 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:36

Stop posting in 999

911 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:42

Buttawed noodles, buttawed noodles, thank the lawd for buttawed noodles

912 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:56

I ain't gonna post on Maggie's board no more

913 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01

Can DQN handle the SELF-CONTROLLING PATIENCE of just 4.5 posts a day necessary to maintain their goal? Or will jisakujien drop in at the last minute to ruin the world? Find out next week on the finale of DQNball Z!

914 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01

I blame the /qa/ bros

915 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:12

>>913
He decided long ago it was going to go this way. Celebrate the fact that we had as many successful ones as we did, and don't sweat the ruined one.

916 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:22

:(

917 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:23

It would have been funnier to get 999 on 23:59 of 9998

918 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:44

tfw no tiny bossy gf

919 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 06:27

The Day of Judgement will not come about until DQNs fight the VIPPER, when the VIPPER will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O DQNs, O (@L_T`), there is a VIPPER behind me, come and kill him.

920 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 10:23

>>910 You made a thing out of it so of course someone's gonna get spiteful 😒

921 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:04

Fuck it, let's get this thread to >>999 on the 9999th. It's not that far off.

922 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:08

ok, i'll start:
JEWS

923 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:54

Who want to tell them there's no >>1000

924 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:57

>>923 I'm fullery aware, let me explain: it was just a little joke

925 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:11

>>924 It seems impossible

926 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:28

>>920
ess em hetch sweaty

927 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:30

Squadala, we're off

928 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:41

Squah d'Allah is so fucking funny, but is it also a little racist? probably

929 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:42

I don't understand the impulse at all.

930 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:07

>>926 I couldn't find the chipper "What's he like, ey?" emoji ^__^

931 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:46

On one hand, it feels like someone jammed ball bearings inside my ear canals, and I can barely sleep due to the pain. On the other hand, I don't have to listen to my obnoxiously loud neighbors, or the street racers outside my window, or the sounds of faulty plumbing equipment, or the police sirens. Take a moment to appreciate the small things in life.

932 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 19:25

"Those Who Walk Away From Omelets",

933 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:37

>>923 The impossible is simply a matter of opinion...

934 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:40

Mah Boi

935 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:59

yeah, well, Big Tech can't ban my .plan file!

shit why is my cursor drawing dicks

936 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:36

Alright, the poll is in! Place your bets!
https://www.strawpoll.me/42428950

937 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:47

Me too

938 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:29

#MeTop

939 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:33

DQN PFG TV

940 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:45

snoopez

941 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:01

Emerald Tree Boas are really neat

942 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:04

I'll be back in a gif jfif

943 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:47

snooper in her pooper

944 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:52

I think the subtle implication that someone is sucking dick sounds hotter than hearing the constant obnoxious slurping. That or I'm tired.

945 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:10

Extremely homosexual voice

946 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:34

https://youtu.be/fhTE6ELxMB8 is the extremely homosexual voice

947 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:29

Having ED as a side effect from medicine has actually been nice

948 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:57

>>947
Can you cum soft?

949 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:39

Japanese twitter: car hamsters
US twitter: 1937 Soviet Russia

950 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:46

>>949
I agree jap Twitter is a lot more playful but they're still stealing your data and the Japanese are passive aggressive as hell online in ways gaijins can't usually catch.

951 Name: Not >>947 : 1993-09-9996 17:52

>>948 I sure can

952 Name: >>947 : 1993-09-9996 17:59

>>948
I will try with a semi

953 Name: >>947 : 1993-09-9996 18:16

yes I can

954 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 19:08

>>948
You can but it's not easy

955 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:29

i dont know what im feeling

956 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:30

its going to be october soon!

957 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 22:30

thgat a wyatt. mann cartoon about the electric jew but it's the electric bosniak and the channel is tuned to RTVBiH with the kid saying "mama i want to join join the mujahedin like the cool islamists on the tv"

958 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 22:34

I've jerked it while on ritalin. It was a nice challenge that was met with success.

959 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 23:24

I like the delayed ejaculation too

960 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:01

Can we get a dark theme?

961 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:04

>>960
Blue Moon or make your own

962 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:10

gaynus

963 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:22

Two more days two more days!~

964 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:44

>>961
Let's all share our user created themes on the request board! I've got some cool pallets in my head 😎

965 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 02:34

>>961
I'm not a techno dweeb, I actually have sex.

966 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:07

>>965
Then you should know dark themes are worse for your eyes than light

967 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:38

>>966
I don't care. Since I'm not a techno dweeb, I'm only on the computer 1-2 cumulative hours per day.

968 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 04:19

It almost is alien to me there are still people out there who still dedicate very little of their day to screen time.

969 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 07:28

>>967
You really expect us to believe that while posting on dqn? It's like saying you're not a drinker at a bar.

970 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 08:18

>>969
He could be the designated driver... and if anything, this is a pretty good place to visit if you only spend 1-2 hours on the computer daily.

971 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:22

>>966
Why, how come?

972 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:23

>>965
What a promiscuous slut!

973 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:42

>>971
"The reason itfs easy to see white isnft unlike why we recommend wearing sunglasses when therefs snow on the ground. Because of the reflection, our irises donft need to open as wide to absorb the white light. That leaves our irises in a neutral position and allows us to see with better clarity. This is especially true when white light is contrasted against black, which absorbs wavelengths instead of reflecting them.

White text on a black background, or gdark mode,h makes the eye work harder and open wider, since it needs to absorb more light. When this happens, the white letters can bleed into the black background and cause the text to blur, which is also known as the ghalationh effect."

974 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:00

Doing research on schizoids is weird now that people claiming to have the disorder come forward with testimonials. https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-schizoid-inner-world-like
I have a hard time believing people known for being secretive and solitary would do this, sounds more like Maladaptive Daydreaming to me.

975 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:08

>>960 Really??

976 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:10

Oh THAT kind of techno dweeb. I've been to two techno music orgies

977 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 13:54

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978 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 14:36

>>960
I'm using dark reader and it works ok-ish

979 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 15:29

I pissed my bed

980 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 17:21

>>979
Again?

981 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 17:44

>>969
The internet sucks now. There aren't any websites worth spending a significant amount of time on. I refresh here and Twitter avery couple of hours and browse for for 5-10 minutes max since DQQ is so slow and I follow very few people on twitter. If I need to order something, that's another maybe 5 minutes. Queuing up a torrent or download is a couple minutes. Almost all communication with is done through my phone. All the media that I would have watched on a computer a few years ago is going to my TV through casting or a USB drive. Music is all going through my stereo system. I don't do any programming or have any any work or hobbies that would require a regular and sustained period of computer use to accomplish. The only scenario where I'd be staring at a computer screen for over an hour is if I'm researching some topic. This happens somewhat frequently, but it's not a daily thing. It wasn't a conscious decision, I just stopped needing or wanting to use the computer as things changed.

982 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 18:13

>>981
wow i almost gave a shit

983 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 19:40

>>979
What for? How do you plan to clean the mattress?

984 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 19:47

>>981
I gave a shit. Excuse my lowercase-posting-brethren Interesting lifestyle that's pretty unique. What about smartphone use?

985 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 19:51

i dont think its that unique, i basically live that way too

986 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 20:51

Buzzfeed Ebony

987 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 21:37

>>984
Frequently but briefly. Mostly responding to messages, looking something up, or when on the toilet (now).

I think the main thing that got me to this point was the internet landscape changing so drastically in the last 15 years to where it was overwhelmingly catering to the two extreme ends of the internet population. The turbo-normals got the social media boom, politics as a hobby/identity, and the new home of mainstream entertainment while the tech geeks got an expansion of programming/tech content, crypto, and whatever else is big in those circles. The middle portion that I feel was the plurality if not majority back in the early 2000s (at least that's what it seemed like to me) either dropped out or got driven into one of those two camps. The final blow was sites like Reddit and services like Discord killing off a lot of internet communities by centralizing everything by being extremely easy to access. The much lower barrier to entry and lack of the forum-style social dynamic (which in hindsight was a good mechanism for maintaining a semblance of community) made them much more popular. I've never been a Reddit user, but it always struck me as being a very impersonal environment. This all makes me think of IRC channels tied to some larger site or community. In contrasts, the IRC channels always acted as a companion to any given community, whereas these new sites and services are often replacements. Anyway, I have to flush and wash my hands now. I never really thought to much about this until now, so it's a lot of disjointed and not fully formed thoughts strung together.

988 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 21:50

it's definitely not unique, if your work does not need a computer to be performed, then that means you spend around 8 hours a day everyday being away from one, leaving only a handful of hours for recreational stuff, including computers. how is that interesting. cutting computer time wasn't even a conscious decision.

989 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 22:06

>>988
Because people spend every free moment on screens/internet these days.
Why so mad?

990 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 22:25

>>988
When I worked at an office job I spent 8 hours in front of a screen, two hours driving home, and then when I got home I traded one screen for another

991 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 22:31

992 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 23:20

>>987 Hope you enjoyed taking a shit, do try pouring a bed of milk into your bowl beforehand sometime

993 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 03:06

That feel when you don't get invited because you have trust issues and an intense level in insecurity that you're open about, and they know that you'll get insanely jealous like a little bitch.

994 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 03:56

>>991
Is this a Plato's cave allegory?

995 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 04:24

>>994
Youfre giving a silly Twitter picture too much credit.

996 Name: (@ ß_T ß) : 1993-09-9998 04:24

Less than 20 hours to wait

997 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 04:27

998 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 05:41

Why is the name bubba hilarious

999 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 06:00

>>998
Fat white southern good boy name

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