[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16 [No]

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

901 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 05:56 [No]

escaping into the darkness forever

902 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 06:56 [No]

My lungs are giving out on me.

903 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 10:13 [No]

Firecrackers are fun

904 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 12:14 [No]

Let's cry over nothing.

905 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 19:20 [No]

Why are they so damn weird looking?

906 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 20:51 [No]

oh hello

907 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:16 [No]

Apple had a really wince inducing commercial with Billie Eilish

908 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:17 [No]

humans are just weird sweaty pig-ape anthros

909 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:21 [No]

>>908
We're pretty standard apes, no need to make it all dramatic

910 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:36 [No]

Stop posting in 999

911 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:42 [No]

Buttawed noodles, buttawed noodles, thank the lawd for buttawed noodles

912 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 02:56 [No]

I ain't gonna post on Maggie's board no more

913 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01 [No]

Can DQN handle the SELF-CONTROLLING PATIENCE of just 4.5 posts a day necessary to maintain their goal? Or will jisakujien drop in at the last minute to ruin the world? Find out next week on the finale of DQNball Z!

914 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:01 [No]

I blame the /qa/ bros

915 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 04:12 [No]

>>913
He decided long ago it was going to go this way. Celebrate the fact that we had as many successful ones as we did, and don't sweat the ruined one.

916 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:22 [No]

917 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:23 [No]

It would have been funnier to get 999 on 23:59 of 9998

918 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 05:44 [No]

tfw no tiny bossy gf

919 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 06:27 [No]

The Day of Judgement will not come about until DQNs fight the VIPPER, when the VIPPER will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O DQNs, O (　´_ゝ`), there is a VIPPER behind me, come and kill him.

920 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 10:23 [No]

>>910 You made a thing out of it so of course someone's gonna get spiteful 😒

921 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:04 [No]

Fuck it, let's get this thread to >>999 on the 9999th. It's not that far off.

922 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 12:08 [No]

ok, i'll start:
JEWS

923 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:54 [No]

Who want to tell them there's no >>1000

924 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 15:57 [No]

>>923 I'm fullery aware, let me explain: it was just a little joke

925 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:11 [No]

>>924 It seems impossible

926 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:28 [No]

>>920
ess em hetch sweaty

927 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:30 [No]

Squadala, we're off

928 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:41 [No]

Squah d'Allah is so fucking funny, but is it also a little racist? probably

929 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 16:42 [No]

I don't understand the impulse at all.

930 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:07 [No]

>>926 I couldn't find the chipper "What's he like, ey?" emoji ^__^

931 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 18:46 [No]

On one hand, it feels like someone jammed ball bearings inside my ear canals, and I can barely sleep due to the pain. On the other hand, I don't have to listen to my obnoxiously loud neighbors, or the street racers outside my window, or the sounds of faulty plumbing equipment, or the police sirens. Take a moment to appreciate the small things in life.

932 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 19:25 [No]

"Those Who Walk Away From Omelets",

933 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 20:37 [No]

>>923 The impossible is simply a matter of opinion...

934 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:40 [No]

Mah Boi

935 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 22:59 [No]

yeah, well, Big Tech can't ban my .plan file!

shit why is my cursor drawing dicks

936 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:36 [No]

Alright, the poll is in! Place your bets!
https://www.strawpoll.me/42428950

937 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9995 23:47 [No]

Me too

938 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:29 [No]

#MeTop

939 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:33 [No]

DQN PFG TV

940 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 01:45 [No]

snoopez

941 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:01 [No]

Emerald Tree Boas are really neat

942 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 02:04 [No]

I'll be back in a gif jfif

943 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:47 [No]

snooper in her pooper

944 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 04:52 [No]

I think the subtle implication that someone is sucking dick sounds hotter than hearing the constant obnoxious slurping. That or I'm tired.

945 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:10 [No]

Extremely homosexual voice

946 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 06:34 [No]

https://youtu.be/fhTE6ELxMB8 is the extremely homosexual voice

947 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:29 [No]

Having ED as a side effect from medicine has actually been nice

948 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 16:57 [No]

>>947
Can you cum soft?

949 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:39 [No]

Japanese twitter: car hamsters
US twitter: 1937 Soviet Russia

950 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 17:46 [No]

>>949
I agree jap Twitter is a lot more playful but they're still stealing your data and the Japanese are passive aggressive as hell online in ways gaijins can't usually catch.

951 Name: Not >>947 : 1993-09-9996 17:52 [No]

>>948 I sure can

952 Name: >>947 : 1993-09-9996 17:59 [No]

>>948
I will try with a semi

953 Name: >>947 : 1993-09-9996 18:16 [No]

yes I can

954 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 19:08 [No]

>>948
You can but it's not easy

955 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:29 [No]

i dont know what im feeling

956 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 21:30 [No]

its going to be october soon!

957 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 22:30 [No]

thgat a wyatt. mann cartoon about the electric jew but it's the electric bosniak and the channel is tuned to RTVBiH with the kid saying "mama i want to join join the mujahedin like the cool islamists on the tv"

958 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 22:34 [No]

I've jerked it while on ritalin. It was a nice challenge that was met with success.

959 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9996 23:24 [No]

I like the delayed ejaculation too

960 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:01 [No]

Can we get a dark theme?

961 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:04 [No]

>>960
Blue Moon or make your own

962 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 00:10 [No]

gaynus

963 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:22 [No]

Two more days two more days!~

964 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 01:44 [No]

>>961
Let's all share our user created themes on the request board! I've got some cool pallets in my head 😎

965 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 02:34 [No]

>>961
I'm not a techno dweeb, I actually have sex.

966 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:07 [No]

>>965
Then you should know dark themes are worse for your eyes than light

967 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 03:38 [No]

>>966
I don't care. Since I'm not a techno dweeb, I'm only on the computer 1-2 cumulative hours per day.

968 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 04:19 [No]

It almost is alien to me there are still people out there who still dedicate very little of their day to screen time.

969 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 07:28 [No]

>>967
You really expect us to believe that while posting on dqn? It's like saying you're not a drinker at a bar.

970 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 08:18 [No]

>>969
He could be the designated driver... and if anything, this is a pretty good place to visit if you only spend 1-2 hours on the computer daily.

971 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:22 [No]

>>966
Why, how come?

972 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:23 [No]

>>965
What a promiscuous slut!

973 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 09:42 [No]

>>971
"The reason it’s easy to see white isn’t unlike why we recommend wearing sunglasses when there’s snow on the ground. Because of the reflection, our irises don’t need to open as wide to absorb the white light. That leaves our irises in a neutral position and allows us to see with better clarity. This is especially true when white light is contrasted against black, which absorbs wavelengths instead of reflecting them.

White text on a black background, or “dark mode,” makes the eye work harder and open wider, since it needs to absorb more light. When this happens, the white letters can bleed into the black background and cause the text to blur, which is also known as the “halation” effect."

974 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:00 [No]

Doing research on schizoids is weird now that people claiming to have the disorder come forward with testimonials. https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-schizoid-inner-world-like
I have a hard time believing people known for being secretive and solitary would do this, sounds more like Maladaptive Daydreaming to me.

975 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:08 [No]

>>960 Really??

976 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 10:10 [No]

Oh THAT kind of techno dweeb. I've been to two techno music orgies

977 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 13:54 [No]

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978 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 14:36 [No]

>>960
I'm using dark reader and it works ok-ish

979 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 15:29 [No]

I pissed my bed

980 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 17:21 [No]

>>979
Again?

981 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 17:44 [No]

>>969
The internet sucks now. There aren't any websites worth spending a significant amount of time on. I refresh here and Twitter avery couple of hours and browse for for 5-10 minutes max since DQQ is so slow and I follow very few people on twitter. If I need to order something, that's another maybe 5 minutes. Queuing up a torrent or download is a couple minutes. Almost all communication with is done through my phone. All the media that I would have watched on a computer a few years ago is going to my TV through casting or a USB drive. Music is all going through my stereo system. I don't do any programming or have any any work or hobbies that would require a regular and sustained period of computer use to accomplish. The only scenario where I'd be staring at a computer screen for over an hour is if I'm researching some topic. This happens somewhat frequently, but it's not a daily thing. It wasn't a conscious decision, I just stopped needing or wanting to use the computer as things changed.

982 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 18:13 [No]

>>981
wow i almost gave a shit

983 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 19:40 [No]

>>979
What for? How do you plan to clean the mattress?

984 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 19:47 [No]

>>981
I gave a shit. Excuse my lowercase-posting-brethren Interesting lifestyle that's pretty unique. What about smartphone use?

985 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 19:51 [No]

i dont think its that unique, i basically live that way too

986 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 20:51 [No]

Buzzfeed Ebony

987 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 21:37 [No]

>>984
Frequently but briefly. Mostly responding to messages, looking something up, or when on the toilet (now).

I think the main thing that got me to this point was the internet landscape changing so drastically in the last 15 years to where it was overwhelmingly catering to the two extreme ends of the internet population. The turbo-normals got the social media boom, politics as a hobby/identity, and the new home of mainstream entertainment while the tech geeks got an expansion of programming/tech content, crypto, and whatever else is big in those circles. The middle portion that I feel was the plurality if not majority back in the early 2000s (at least that's what it seemed like to me) either dropped out or got driven into one of those two camps. The final blow was sites like Reddit and services like Discord killing off a lot of internet communities by centralizing everything by being extremely easy to access. The much lower barrier to entry and lack of the forum-style social dynamic (which in hindsight was a good mechanism for maintaining a semblance of community) made them much more popular. I've never been a Reddit user, but it always struck me as being a very impersonal environment. This all makes me think of IRC channels tied to some larger site or community. In contrasts, the IRC channels always acted as a companion to any given community, whereas these new sites and services are often replacements. Anyway, I have to flush and wash my hands now. I never really thought to much about this until now, so it's a lot of disjointed and not fully formed thoughts strung together.

988 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 21:50 [No]

it's definitely not unique, if your work does not need a computer to be performed, then that means you spend around 8 hours a day everyday being away from one, leaving only a handful of hours for recreational stuff, including computers. how is that interesting. cutting computer time wasn't even a conscious decision.

989 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 22:06 [No]

>>988
Because people spend every free moment on screens/internet these days.
Why so mad?

990 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 22:25 [No]

>>988
When I worked at an office job I spent 8 hours in front of a screen, two hours driving home, and then when I got home I traded one screen for another

991 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 22:31 [No]

>>990
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWYp46HXgAAg_wG.png

992 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9997 23:20 [No]

>>987 Hope you enjoyed taking a shit, do try pouring a bed of milk into your bowl beforehand sometime

993 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 03:06 [No]

That feel when you don't get invited because you have trust issues and an intense level in insecurity that you're open about, and they know that you'll get insanely jealous like a little bitch.

994 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 03:56 [No]

>>991
Is this a Plato's cave allegory?

995 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 04:24 [No]

>>994
You’re giving a silly Twitter picture too much credit.

996 Name: (　ﾟ_ゝﾟ) : 1993-09-9998 04:24 [No]

Less than 20 hours to wait

997 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 04:27 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZvP0_OPMeE

BWV 997 GET!

998 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 05:41 [No]

Why is the name bubba hilarious

999 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 06:00 [No]

>>998
Fat white southern good boy name

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