[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#37] (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9940 13:16

Previously:
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#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/ [Cute Girls]
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
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#34 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/

Not everybody lived off the land back in the olden days. Raising crops and livestock was still a farmer's job, it wasn't like everyone had these skills.

801 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 06:31

My subconscious doesn't trust women.

802 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 09:04

I wouldn't even piss in >>801's mouth if his teeth were on fire

803 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 09:23

How about pissing in a cup and letting me drink it

804 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:08

black penis

805 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 11:25

A teenage girl pissed on me once and it was really warm! Then she asked me to piss on her and I just couldn't do it, I couldn't piss on a such a sweet little angel

806 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 14:32

>>800
It's a good feeling. Wish I could put together a piece instead of hoping one hook will carry it with no B part or fuguelike artifice.

807 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 16:48

McDonald's and you.

808 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 18:37

>>803
If you needed it, no.

809 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 19:34

I don't believe there is a better game than sonic adventure 2 battle. Classic.

810 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 19:48

>>809
SA1

811 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 20:02

>>809 Nanaca Crash

812 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9989 21:16

big bepis

vc: cum

813 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 06:26

stop eating like a fatass and your ass goes darude fartstorm

814 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 06:35

oh shit 10 days until the 10000th

vc: god

815 Name: vc: can : 1993-09-9990 11:36

The d10k problem will cause plane crashes and bank failures!
Why couldn't our ancestors have the foresight to choose hexadecimal base and kick this can down the road to really fuck things up?

816 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 11:56

People who go on porn forums are scary

817 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 15:14

My subconscious doesn't trust perceivable reality

818 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:30

sorry guys, only 5 bumps in the 999 thread a day, otherwise we'll have to wait around for a few days after getting to 998 7 days early. (I accidentally bumped the thread earlier when I meant to bump this one ;_;)

819 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 16:43

>>813
The only healthy food that gives me that effect is broccoli.

820 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:15

wish textboards were a bit faster

821 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 17:53

>>820
The popular boards on here move at just the right pace. I wish the dead boards weren't dead, and I wish there were more active boards, but the active boards we have are okay. I wouldn't want to see the last threads I saw buried and on another page every time I returned.

822 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9990 17:57

I don't know who Tati, Without Crystal Ball, or KJ are, but YouTube really want me to know about the lawsuit they're embroiled in for some reason.

823 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9990 18:00

>>821
I want some help revitalizing /food/

824 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:33

I'm watching the retard trump voters getting pepper sprayed for charging the police and barricades in front of the congressional hearing live on stream. Imagine risking your life to support a coup for the most unpopular president in American history who lost the popular vote twice in a row. Don't get it.

825 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:34

>>823
I would help you but I'm trying to revitalize /lang/

826 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:38

>>824
I just want it over so people can stop referencing orange man in everything and freak out over something new already

827 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 18:39

If fighting game players are all wiggers, are RTS players wooks?

828 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 19:25

>>818
oh the other guy had said 10 posts a day and I didn't bother doing the math myself, yes i avoided doing a simple division.

829 Name: vc: kot : 1993-09-9990 20:16

If fighting game players are all wiggers, RTS players are wooks, are MOBA players wirgins?

830 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 21:52

Is feng shui aesthetically pleasing to you?

831 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:15

Look at this
https://imgur.com/XdWK0IY

832 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:34

don't look, it's gore

833 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9990 22:43

Smash Mouth, Smash Brothers, Smash who gives a fuck

834 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:53

feng shui office cubicle

835 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 22:59

Speaking of smash mouth, I punctured my gums on a mini cheddar biscuit that was a bit pointy

836 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:00

Punctured gums
Punctual Gomez

837 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:01

Punk chalk games

838 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9990 23:02

>>1-837 All of the above

839 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 04:04

tourist shop full of cheesy slogans about how great beaches are

840 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9991 04:27

I was going to post a recipe in the /food/ thread, but halfway into typing out my post, I realized it's way too much work for a simple recipes thread. Back to the drawing board. Or the cutting board.

841 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 10:30

>>839 ALL BEACHES AIN'T SHIIIIIT

842 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:03

It's no surprise, I hate white american suburbanites as well

843 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:05

woke college white people love converting to islam and becoming communists so how come you never see them combine the two and become ba'athists?

844 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:56

>>843
That's either too obscure or too extreme even for that type. I don't understand why they like Islam at all, considering its values are completely against what they believe in.

845 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 11:57

>>842
Opinions on Tablecat VIPPER Suburbanites?

846 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:29

>>843
When I have been to my local mosque when they're doing community events, the only "woke" people I see are black women with hijabs and septum piercings, the white converts I see seem pretty serious about it.
It's also pretty obvious why a white Islam convert wouldn't support a secular pan-Arab ideology, get real.

847 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:41

>>843
Ba'athism is middle eastern, therefore too foreign to American college students. For Islam they have Malcolm X and that lot.

848 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 12:47

there was a nice article i read once about how actual MENAers tend to be a lot more rebellious with their religion (especially during youth) whereas converts are significantly more authoritarian about it... not sure if the author actually concluded that islam needs a slightly rebellious base of believers or if i'm just imagining that

849 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 13:13

Nation of Islam is based

850 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 13:21

Judaism, Christianity, Islam-different assholes, same shit.

851 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 14:11

>>850
Agreed, NoI and Scientology are the only good religions

852 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:33

Embrace postreligion, venerate gods (and devils, and all-powerful forces of nature/mathematics/outer space, etc. divinities) of your own experience

853 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 15:36

>>852
Sounds LARPy but if it makes the annoying Wiccan bitches go away Ifm all for it

854 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:23

Remembering a homemade-seeming lens cleaner sold by a street vendor in film canisters that was oddly effective but solid at room temperature as a kid and realizing it's hopeless to try looking up what it could've possibly been made from or finding such a small object in this twisted mess of a house.

855 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 17:49

Get a real god already.

856 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 19:03

>>855
Got one to offer?

857 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 21:14

YOU WANT A REAL GOD? CHECK THIS GUY OUT. WATCH, AS IN ONLY ONE DAY HE SEPARATES THE LIGHT FROM THE DARKNESS. HOW GOOD IS THAT! AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU GET, ABSOLUTELY FREE, AN EXPANSE IN THE MIDST OF THE WATERS, SEPARATING THE WATERS FROM THE WATERS. THAT'S TWO DAYS OF CREATION FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES, GOD WILL ALSO LET THE EARTH SPROUT VEGETATION, PLANTS YIELDING SEED, AND FRUIT TREES BEARING FRUIT WHICH IS IN THEIR SEED. AND, GET THIS, EACH IS ACCORDING TO ITS KIND! THIS DEAL IS UNBELIEVABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW!

858 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-9991 21:20

For me, it's Ohrmazd

859 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:16

>>856
Dream, the Minecraft youtuber

860 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9991 22:40

>>856
2011 CM Punk

861 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 03:35

rectal rooter

862 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 04:13

PAIN

863 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 05:14

>>858
Unironically BASED, fuck Ahriman

864 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 11:37

The CM stands for Chick Magnet

865 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:32

cunt maggot

866 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 12:58

disgusting vaginae

867 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 13:44

That was nice of you to put some skittles in your pussy so it would taste nice for me!

Babe I didn't put any skittles in my pussy

868 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 14:12

kira kira no VIP STAR

869 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 17:23

slower! slower! we're 20 posts ahead!!!

870 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9992 18:09

Stop bumping the 999 thread retards

871 Name: (@ ί_T ί) : 1993-09-9992 18:09

THERE'S NO SLOWING DOWN THIS TRAIN!!!
FULL STEAM AHEAD!!

872 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:54

I'm going to miss playing PETA's horrible flash games

873 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:54

WE SLEEPING UNDER THE RECENTLY WASHED CUM BLANKET TONIGHT

874 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 02:55

The 999 thread was made way, way too early.

875 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 03:15

Nah, that's just what happens when you tell people to slow down, they speed up as observed in boards where a GET is steadily approaching.

876 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 03:35

Hello I am a heron I am in need of pots and pans upon which to wreak havoc

877 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 05:46

You remember that kid in school who would latch on to a funny joke and kept repeating it over and over again till the joke died?

878 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 06:43

That's this whole board

879 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 08:46

>>877-878
That's the whole Internet.

880 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:14

1) search japanese phrase
2) see ƒ}ƒjƒ}ƒjƒs[ƒ|[ thumbnails
i don't know how this keeps happening

881 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:20

>>878 I've said it before and I'll say it again: key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

882 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 14:52

>>877
>>878
>>879
What if the internet/websites overuse jokes because you overuse the internet?

883 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:30

Took a painful shit

884 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:34

Raccoon came last night and spilled the aquarium on my back porch, murdering all my fish. I'm so sad. They're all dead.

885 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 15:35

Nature is senesless.

886 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:08

>>884
It really should be screened-in if you're gonna do that.

887 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 16:24

>>886
It is. They have thumbs. :(

888 Name: vc: bi : 1993-09-9993 16:26

>>887
Little shits!

889 Name: vc: law : 1993-09-9993 19:04

It is the law to stop contributing to the 999 thread!

890 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 19:55

what if we got this thread to >>999 first lol

891 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 22:51

Youfre bumping out of spite, arenft you?

892 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43

My ex was really into autopsies and scat...

893 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9993 23:43

"Really into" was perhaps a slight exaggeration

894 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:09

I knew a girl into abortions

895 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 00:43

yeetus that fetus

896 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:25

yœtus that fœtus

897 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:28

diarrhœa

898 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 01:31

After talking about abortions I'm getting planned parenthood ads. Spooky tracking.

899 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:05

>>898
we own your soul. no escape.

900 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9994 02:29

gonorrhœa

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