[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 02:07

Popuko! Yaaaaay!

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 02:26

People are so <adjective>.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 02:27

People <verb> so <adjective>

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 02:55


6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 03:34

Gif can ænig cyning weorþan, hwy ic ceorl eom?

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 04:45

Without death certificates, we would be legally immortal.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 04:58

I accidentally lost all my IDs recently, so legally I don't exist.
Who made this post?

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 06:34

So Atlantic City is like Mecca for south Jersey swamp dwellers.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 08:20

Right now, I'm just living from one GochiUsa episode to the next.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 13:34

I have no idea what colour this shirt is.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 13:43

Arriving at work with semen stains on your pants.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 13:58

> don't get me wrong, most of you are cool and stuff, but there's like 50 different people here, tops.

Is it just me or is that a massive overstatement? The number, not that we are not cool we are really cool

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 15:11

Get me out please. neetdom is hell.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 15:59

I would estimate 15.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 17:02

Even if not replying feels like defeat, it will be better for you in the long run.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 17:18

The puddle
Of piddle
Which used to be little
Is rising around you

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 18:57

We are the coolest.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 20:17

You, me, Espeon, the obnoxious right-wing who loves to paste a lot of stuff, and occasionally the italian guy.

20 Name: the italian guy : 1993-09-8109 20:30

Plus whoever's GMing Control Tower. That's one person, right?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 20:39

Oh yeah, him too. I guess 15 is a reasonable upper bound.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 20:40

Well, I've watched all 70 episodes of Cardcaptor Sakura. What do I do with my life now?

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 22:25

Start downloading Nanoha

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 23:09

Watch more annie mays.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8109 23:21

Glad I'm not in Paris right now.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 07:40

I vaguely recall someone saying that /dqn/ gets a surprising number of unique views per day. I wouldn't be surprised if there's 50 posters, but probably only about 15 of them post regularly.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 08:39

Don't forget some of the SAoVQs and at least two new bloods from 8ch. I can confirm two positively because another one posted who was not me.

But then, one of you two who were talking is probably the right-wing guy, and either the other one or the Italian is probably the control tower GM.

So probably more like 10, actually.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 10:33

I am DQN and SAoVQ dual-heritage native, and I bet there are a couple others of the same blood who also started talking about SAoVQ when a refugee brought it up. If true, that also brings the numbers down slightly.
I do doubt the right-wing, the Italian and the GM are fewer than three people, though -- and unless my memory is of the wrong BBS, there's at least one other UK than me here (lives in Bristol, or Birmingham, or something). I think there was a Scot at some point as well. I still don't know what that means for numbers and I'm probably BSing myself at this point.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 14:00

What are you all talking about? There are only 6 of us. At least, that's how that old statement goes...

Also man, looking through tanasinn.info and seeing all the dead links on pages is kind of depressing, as is going through old JP romhacking sites and noticing many of them stopped updating years ago or no longer exist.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 15:08

5 active really since two of them are Shii.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 17:07

Fairness is worthless.

32 Name: winter : 1993-09-8110 19:30

I am not Squeeks. But I respect him, and have thanked him for this friendly community.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 19:45

If you're reading this, then this thread needs your opinion!

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 20:41

I think there's at least two Scottish dokyuns because sometimes someone posts Limmy stuff that isn't me

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8110 20:43

I didn't even know any other boards were active!

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 02:29

Dancing all night at a gay barge

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 04:12

What exactly is the description of /dqn/? Like in the sense, /anime/'s description is "This is the board where you can discuss all things about Anime..." I know what the word dqn means. At least I googled it some time in the past and think I know what it means. According to Wikipedia, it's "someone who is extremely foolish." So are we supposed to post things that are extremely foolish?

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 06:12

General shenanigans written by foolish people.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 15:20

As expected, Undertale feels remarkably similar to CYOA threads on textboards.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 23:09

Also I had an idea involving breakbeat to use as a theme for a really hard boss battle. In a SHMUP no less.
Eh, I guess CAVE did it first at any rate.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 00:16

It's cold outside! I don't want this.

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 02:43

>>41 you bitch

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 03:14

I invented a new drink. It's where you eat a bowl of ice cream, and let it sit for a while without cleaning it. Then you use your fingernails to scrape up the dried sticky stuff at the bottom. You probably won't get a lot with one bowl, so repeat until you get a sufficient amount. After you're done, pour yourself a glass of water and drop the chunks of dried sticky stuff in. Don't stir, and let them sink to the bottom. Begin drinking. It will kind of be sweet and you'll occasionally get some of the sweet chunks. Then when you get finish off the water, there will still be some chunks left you can lick up.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 05:12

Now I'm imagining a bullet hell game where the various boss's shots are all triggered by the music's drum channels. As you knock weapons off it, the drum sounds go away too.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 08:03

Do people do low-score challenges in bullet hell games? I mean obviously you could score low just by dying on purpose and using as many continues as possible, but in order to 1cc/no death a game and still have as low a score as possible you'd need some skill in the game too. Since such a challenge would require the player to be fully aware of the tricks and strategies that make up the "optimum" play style and then purposely ignore them while still clearing the game.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 08:22

I'm sure I've seen people try that with Touhou. Also, pacifist runs tend to be very low score by nature, because you don't get any points from killing things.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 08:38

I'm retarded?

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 08:43

Are you?

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 09:14

I don't know what defines mental retardation.

Does this make me retarded?

Retard as too many definitions.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 14:16

I just started watching Kannazuki no Miko. It's a yuri magical girl mecha anime. I could tell you more, but it would be superfluous.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 17:16

I just started downloading Kannazuki no Miko and I am very excited to watch a yuri magical girl mecha anime tonight.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 19:01

That sounds amazing, I should watch it too.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 19:29

That would make the end of the boss fight an anticlimactic and annoying series of hi hats.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 20:51

it's funny to see how people and sites on the internet connect.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 20:53

Hi. My name is Peepee Animation.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 22:14

Just in case you're still on the fence, I'll tell you one of the characters is a loli catgirl nurse.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 22:42

Donwloading now. Thanks!

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 23:24

This sounds like a something someone would make if they were trying to make fun of anime.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8112 23:51

Can't any description of a plot be the description of a parody.

Austin powers is a movie about a spy sent into the future to take down his arch nemesis.

Spaceballs is a film that takes place in the future on a planet where resources are low. Looking for a solution, the emperor of this planet plots to steal the resources of a neighboring planet by kidnapping their princess. The story follows the heroic adventures of a mercenary and his sidekick in their attempts to save the princess.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 04:36

I want to be the little girl.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 09:58

I can become the little girl if I'm not lazy

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 10:16

All the old internet is dying.

I just came by to see if you all still exist

Please don't forget


63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 13:00

I took a screenshot of >>62
I promise to remember >>62 every once in a while

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 14:43


Internet feels dead now. I dont want to be part of it anymore

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 14:49

It isn't, really.
It's just harder to find.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 17:17

How come Android phones don't come with a first party feature to block incoming calls, this is ridiculous! Yet Motorola thinks I might want two different gallery apps!

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 17:49

My android does, but it does notify you that it just blocked a call, which is kind of silly.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 18:45

No being rude, please. I am a gentle soul.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 19:21

I hope Sister Miyako wins.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 19:34

At this point I just want to write that great novel already so I can kill myself.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 00:57

What about the rewards of completing a novel? Don't you want to enjoy that first before you kill yourself?

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 00:57

What vol. number should the next DQN Electronics compilation be? I was thinking -6

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 01:14

DQN Electronics Vol. NURUPO

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 05:34

Too unnatural.
Plus newbies would see it and instantly know the numbers are made up.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 05:41

How about 13, to stay ahead of the VIPPERs?

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 09:11

>>74 OK!

>>73,75 Both good!

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 14:20

DQN Electronics Vol. 2010 Business Edition

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 14:35

There's a guy living in the apartment building next to mine, who stupidly placed his computer screen across the room from the window, so anyone from outside can see everything he does. I've seen him watch anime, browse forums and play what looks like some sort of MMORPG.
Having a literal window into his life, seeing how he just sits there, staring at the screen with his headphones on, not moving for hours at a time... it's weirdly insightful. I'm considering buying a cheap pair of binoculars.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 15:41

Yesterday I saw a guy running naked on the highway. Like, literally naked, with not a single piece of clothing on him.
I don't know if he lost a bet or what

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 15:52

Never underestimate the human capacity for suffering.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 16:24

DQN Electronics Vol. 1993 For Workgroups

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 00:57

I wish I could say all my recent good fortune is thanks to my diligence and long term planning, but I think it's just as likely a matter of luck, really.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 03:07

One of my superiors at work is really cool and smart and it's nice to work with her.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 05:02

Rarity pony farting loudly in public.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 06:57

cufflink humor

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 09:26

I'm surrounded by cats.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 11:01

I'm jealous of >>86.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 16:09

I miss having interests.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 16:13

Maybe you should open up a bank account.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 21:19

i should be working. but it's so rainy today!

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8115 23:08

I'm feeling all sorts of fuzzy feelings today. I don't know why, this is a pretty average day.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 01:54

I'm only happy when I'm drunk or buzzing on caffeine or similar substances.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 03:21


94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 04:06

Psychology Major.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 04:49

I understand where you are coming from, yet it is not true.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 05:15

I went to lemonparty.org to see if it still exists. It does, and whoever runs it overlayed the French flag onto the famous image with the caption "Solidarité." Is it a genuine show of support, or is it a tasteless joke? Is it a commentary on the shallow people who post flags on social media to look like they care? Is it saying that everyone, no matter what they do or are known for should speak up when something like this happens? Is it the first seasonal lemon party, or have I missed dozens over the years?

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 05:47

No matter what message he was trying to get across, it is still a message from the same guy who owns a website featuring three old men having intercourse.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 05:59

Sometimes it is hard to admit you think you are the best, but this is the first step to recovery in narcissism.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 11:59

Traditionalists are fucking creepy as shit.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 13:21

There is no greater cause in life than cuteness.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 14:22

So, cats are alive in Fallout 4 even though lore had it that cats didn't survive the war, aren't they?

Were they preserved in some Vaults? If so, how masterful the overseer had to be to avoid catsplosion or a potential tantrum spiral of vault dwellers?

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 14:49

With all of the myriad things to be good at, it's inevitable that many different people will in fact be the best at something or other. Does knowing that you are indeed the best constitute narcissism regardless of its verity?

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 15:56

There is no greater curse in life than cuteness.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 18:58

While >>98 was mostly a joke, I'll try to give you a serious reply. I'm not a psychologist or a philosopher so I don't really know the answer, but I'll give you my thoughts.

For your question, if you have proof that you are the best at some competition or skill, then yes you could recognize this and still manage to live humbly. For the post I made, I was referring to thinking you are better than other people overall without any reference to a particular competition or skill. I've noticed some people only intellectually recognize that they aren't the best but still act as if they were. My joke was that much like how alcoholics must recognize their problem in order to cure it, narcissists must also recognize that they think they are the best in order to recover. In the end, it was a stupid joke that didn't really convey what I was thinking.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 22:51

I'm glad that people stopped saying ____ception whenever they see a thing inside of a similar thing. That's not even what the word means.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 23:58

EICN. L~m dficn wlfh fhld tçggamj qwksfo uaoçif eçs fhk jkxf ekw hçisd. EICN.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 00:00

In spirit of Bubsy getting re-released for some reason, I decided to search for annoying fur puns in the same style as the so-unfunny-it's-sad jokes on the Bubsy games. I ended up browsing a furry forum for a solid minute before I realized it was a furry website.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 05:07

Pokemon R/B/Y coming to the 3DS.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 06:10

凸 <- lol benis

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 06:53

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 13:41

There is no greater cause in life than cutscenes.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 14:32

My friend came to visit!

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 17:13

My brother came to visit.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 17:14

It's finally mitten weather.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 17:45

teh thethe th etheh t the het ht eh tht hthte hethe thtethe th th the hhet hteththt theth ethet t het eht hte

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 02:50

Neon Genesis Evangelion is objectively the greatest animated video media ever created by humans.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 03:41

No, Nichijou is the greatest anime ever!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 04:18

I'm not sure if I'm right about this, but I think there are quite a few people who fake interest in sports for one reason or another. I like to imagine that by some chance a whole sports viewing party could have been arranged that was composed only of these kinds of people. Maybe a sports fanatic arranges a party but ends up not being able to attend, leaving a group of people who can see it in each others' eyes that they don't want to be there, but no one is willing to admit it.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 05:06

It would be kind of like this video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ3xf2p0cR0

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 09:58

Numbers are scary.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 13:09

Ghost in the Shell
GITS in the Shell

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 14:07

I'm not very good at thinking.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 14:39

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 17:27

That was a pretty funny video. I must have seen that before, or maybe this is just a common thought a lot of people have had.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 18:46

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 19:06

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 19:32

I should do my homework but it's too foggy outside.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 19:54

>>121 Ghosts in a half-shell, ghostal power!

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 20:09

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 20:40

Stroking your dick while you speed along the highway at 90mph

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 04:22


132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 06:07

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 13:55

kowai desu

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 13:56

Have you seen me growler?

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 13:58

From 4 GB just a few years ago, PC games have ballooned up to almost 50 GB per game. This must be some sort of data-laundering scheme.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 20:29

I am a gigantic little shit!!

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 22:42

That's crazy. I was just about to post the same thing. I guess great minds think alike.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 23:12

Last week I was fuzzy, now I feel really anxious for some reason. What's going on?

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 00:03

10 Grain Breaded God

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 01:15

Whole day I'm fucking busy
Only get few money

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 01:35

Have you had a lot of stress recently even if you can point at a reason for it? You sound like you have manic depression with anxiety. You may need to seek counseling.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 07:31

Is my Gunther® soluble in fluid?

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 20:33

I need more Wikipedia articles

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 21:32


145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8120 22:07

Wow, I'm old.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 01:06

There is a time and a place for competition.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 02:09

Let's take controversial topic for example. You can either agree or disagree with it. You could take one side or another. In the end, I don't really care because even if you convince me of your side, I'm personally no one important. Not to say you shouldn't bother other people about it. Just remember if you find yourself trying to appeal to useless people like me, you might be useless yourself.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 03:53

God I'm so embarased by my comments that I am sorry

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 05:56

If everybody who says "I don't vote because my vote won't make a difference" voted, they would make a difference. Since there's no good way to coordinate these people, the only decision I can make is whether I vote or not. And if I decide to vote, it won't make a difference.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 17:58

If voting could really make a difference, they wouldn't allow it.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 17:00

This is true.
This is false.
Voting is a part of a process even if the vote is rigged. When everybody votes for one guy and the other guy wins, then people in that country know something fucky is up. This would show that revolution is needed.

My captcha is "rise." How appropriate.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 17:26

Happy Thanksgiving.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 18:41

I haven't even left yet and I already wish I was back at home watching anime and browsing dqn.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 21:50

I want to learn from my mistakes.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 03:48

I was on track to beat Ikaruga without using continues for the first time ever, then I died three times in the final dodging sequence. :(

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 04:11


157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 05:30

i maybe should start exercising...

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 07:14

Nihongo no speku~~~~

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 08:26

Go home and sleep forever!

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 16:09

Do it. Jogging gives a real liberating sensation, honestly. Just don't expect to lose weight with exercise alone or anything.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 16:56

i-it's not like I expected to lose weight or anything

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 17:44

I have not gone to the gym in two weeks and I feel awful.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 20:35

Zombie blowjob! Woo hoo!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8123 22:43

I'm afraid Control Tower updates are going to be less frequent/regular for the next two weeks due to impending doom deadlines. Perhaps take the opportunity to be a successful businesswoman for a while instead.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 04:03

I haven't been to gym in years and I feel awful. But that's because I stopped exercising for about two weeks. Anyway, body needs a rest to restore and rebuild, pain isn't gain.

I really miss swimming though...

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 04:09

The only sensations it gave to me were pain in my knees and disappointment at how slow I am. Pain went away in a few weeks and was probably caused by improper sitting position and moving my feet too far forward when I ran. But the clock still haunts me, it's like I have time only for one or two small mundane tasks in a day.

Have fun, but not too much of the FUN, if you know what I mean!

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 04:29

Gachimuchi videos are so good.
Sometimes I just listen to the songs.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 05:48

I'd rather be a drug addict than a furry.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 09:40

Why not? It's all about having fun. It's all about getting that warm heavy feeling of satisfaction inside of ya.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:37

I remember making fun of SJWs in 2012. It got stale shortly after that.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:00

Man, the bitches in this show [MitHC] suck.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 18:09

wtb an adult pacifier that i can fuck

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 20:37

Eh, ride your "I more hip than you" hipster horse all you want, they are still easy targets. And they didn't disappear after 2012, unfortunately.

Surely, there are still those who just pat each others backs on tumblr and dwell on how disappointing various aspects of life are. But worse, there are those who got more organised — and they mentally rape young males and force them to accept everything they say.

Couple it with a mighty stream of migrants from countries where this doesn't happen and you get a disaster brewing up.

Would tenga count or you absolutely, definitely want to shove it into your mouth?

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 21:22

Go outside.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 22:43

Oh jeez, 4channers really are a thing, huh?

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 22:51

Paint all the walls white then play pretend you aren't in the hospital.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 22:52

>>172 Maybe go to an AB/DL conbvention?

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 23:00

And what will I see there aside from some grey sky and dog-pissed snow? Some fucking bored people in ugly clothes and some unimportant artsy shit if I bother to walk that far.
What's your beef with 4chan anyway? I quit that place in 2008 so I wouldn't know.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 23:00

>>176 Attach cushions to the walls and pretend you aren't in pysch ward of that hospital.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 23:04

>>177, jeez, let's just keep our fetishes to ourselves and keep this board weird in a wacky instead of gross way, okay?

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 23:28

I want to be Palutena's living tampon!

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 23:34

I'm not either >>174 or >>175, but something about the way you write is very familiar. I'm slightly high so I don't know if this makes sense, but your writing seems like the equivalent of an off brand toy, where the manufacturers looked at a the popular toy and took the essence of it, but they didn't get what made the toy good in the first place. And the popular toy was already overrated to begin with.

This isn't an attempt at a personal attack. Just a probably nonsensical observation about the way you write.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 01:24

Man, this makes it sound post-ironic. I'm flattered.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 01:54

What does it take to become a prematurely old soul, so cynical and up your own ass that anyone who ever cared about anything that is not themselves meets your not particularly important contempt? Your writing seems eerily familiar because your brand of immature nihilism is almost intrinsic to pasty, nerdy teenagers, which exist in huge numbers online.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 02:08

You'll see what it takes in a few years.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 04:44

Well said.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 04:57

I do not think this board has anybody but pasty, nerdy, over-aged adolescent-cum-grumpy old men.

To more important news, I decided to browse Baidu the other day to see how the Chinese went about internet life, and found a furry TF board and a Lost Girls lesbian shipping board. Can't say I expected that.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 07:22


> furry TF board and a Lost Girls lesbian shipping board. Can't say I expected that.

Th-there are boards? I thought it was Chinese twitter?

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 08:14

Huh, I've only seen it used as a shitty file server, though I knew it was also a search engine. Looking it up, they do just about everything web-related.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 09:20

The deep irony is that everyone's now flattering you for displaying the same deep cynicism and contempt you have just called out, while writing something actually much more vague, stale and overstated in both past and present than >>173

Yet it's "post-sincere" enough for other cynical morons who think they've "outgrown" the cynical morons who also think they've "outgrown" the angrily misguided cynical morons originally being complained about to approve.

Moral consistency now demands that they also laud and expand upon this post-post-post-cynical retort for its appeal to the "even more biggerer picture" and self-referentiality.

Also, a prematurely old soul is, some might argue, the exact opposite of immaturity, so one might critique the application of the insults just as much as the spirit in which they are made.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 09:38

I don't know what irony is,post-irony or post-sincerity is, I just like laughing at wacky jokes on the internet.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 10:17

Whoa, just how much is it possible to expand when there are only three of us - four on better days?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 12:02

Meta-cynical moronism4

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 12:11

Don't enable on-line posters.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 18:51

Everyone? You mean >>186. I just posted that because what he said sounded smart, I disliked the way >>183 said I was flattering him, and I was still kind of high. To be honest, I don't know what "anyone who ever cared about anything that is not themselves meets your not particularly important contempt" means.

>cynical morons who think they've "outgrown" the cynical morons who also think they've "outgrown" the angrily misguided cynical morons originally being complained about to approve.

This might be an accurate description of me (although it's hard to admit, and I really hope it isn't true). What are you by the way? Are you a cyncical moron? Or a cynical smart guy? What am I? Am I a optimistic moron? Or a cynical moron disguised as an optimistic moron? What "should" I be? What would you prefer the people around you to be (internet and irl)? What do you want to be? Sincere? Ironic? Cynical? What's your view on how >>173 writes?

>Moral consistency now demands that they also laud and expand upon this post-post-post-cynical retort for its appeal to the "even more biggerer picture" and self-referentiality.

What does this mean? Is that what I'm doing right now? "Should" I not? Are you the post-post-post-cynical retort? Does that make me the post-post-post-post-cynical retort? Do you mean that based upon the morality I've displayed, to be consistent with it, I must praise your post? What morality have I displayed? Is my morality "bad"?

Honestly, I'm just not sure what a lot of your post means. Not that it doesn't make sense to a person more knowledgeable about what your saying. This is the first time I've heard words such as post-irony or post-sincere. I looked them up and they're really cool terms that I can relate to in a way. In fact, your whole post is pretty cool (I guess you were right that I'd praise your post if that's what you meant, but I hope I'm not praising your post just to be morally consistent). I understand a lot of my post fits post-irony or post-sincerity or whatever else, but I hope you don't think I'm doing this to prove some point and that I'm not being sincere when I say I want to hear more about what your saying.

tl;dr: I think what your saying is pretty interesting and would like to hear more about it.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:18

Finally, I can interrupt your worthless drama with an important announcement:

196 GET‼
          、,,,_       _,,,
          ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ
     ,,_    l゙ ''l
     ,'=-゙ヽ, /  , l
     ゙"⌒ヽ∨ヽY ,ヘ

For those of you, who are suffering, I recommend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrapharmakos

197 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8125 19:20

Oh my god, what happened to my beautiful SJIS!
P.S.: forgot my tripcode.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:08

Drama? If this is drama, you're contributing to it with your link. It's very mild if it is drama. Personally, I'm enjoying it whatever it is.

Anyways, interesting read. Although it assumes that getting shelter and sustenance is easy for everyone, it can easily relate to people such as ourselves who are able to afford luxuries such as the internet. It also assumes that you won't get chronic and intense pain, but still, for people who this is not the case (which is most likely all of us here), this advice is pretty sound.

The death thing is also pretty interesting. I once attended a lecture where a man told a story with a message similar to this. His daughter had asked him what it would be like after she died. And he asked her "Do you remember what it was like 20 years ago?" She responded that she didn't know because she wasn't born yet. He said "That's what it will be like after you die." I think it's hard for people to understand what it's like to be unconscious since it's something that can't be experienced. This is why it's hard to realize that you aren't going to be some floating entity in a void after you die. I know this took me a while to realize, and this realization has pretty much calmed my fear of death.

I wouldn't say these four remedies cures my suffering (not that I think I suffer much), but it would be something that I could contemplate on when I am suffering. Sometimes you can see a message such as the one you posted, understand what it means and why it is being said, but still not understand deeply enough the implications to have some meaningful change in your life.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:25

watashi wa pikachu

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 21:21

Drama was a wrong word, let's call it "altercation".

Well, if Ancient Greeks were able to come up with this, I'd say having basic needs satiated in modern world is even easier. Simple life is enough to be happy. But I was mostly referring to the ataraxia, peace of mind. Perhaps I should have linked to that. Or just this: http://www.paperrad.org/getwell/6.jpg

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 23:57

Funny, I've been thinking a lot about death lately. I used to be completely fearless of death. I had accepted that it would just be nothingness, and found peace in that. But now for some reason the same thought that used to console me, scares me. I wonder what changed?

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 00:21

You found value in your life. It happens to most people.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 02:32

I hate mondays.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 03:27

I used to think about it as an eternity of nothingness at some point as well. The concept of not existing is hard to grasp, harder to describe. But considering that my sleep often consists of a few minutes half-awake fantasy then cuts to waking up with a few hours missing in-between, I guess I'll be fine non-existing.

What worries me is that I often mismanage my time, waste it, do simple, quick stuff slowly and so on. The lesser concern would be leaving a mark in history or getting a bit of fame, but that's selfish and unimportant. I just want to have some sensible fun with my time!

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 04:28


206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 07:12


207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 11:25

Been invited to a selection of lectures on 'Big History' and the 'anthropecene' period by my university. They're asking $45.46 AU for admission. Wondering if I should go.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 18:16

Do you find this topic personally interesting or will it help your studies or grade? Are you okay with time and money it will require?

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:15

>>207 Sounds like a scam

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:53

go. $45 is nothing.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 02:26

Winter sale is coming, he can buy quite a few games with that kind of money.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 02:58


I have to wonder what your budget is that $45 is something you can toss so casually.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 07:17

Generally, unless you know, you don't.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 16:14

I've been trying to retort to this without sounding insulting but it's impossible. All that post-post-post-post-whatever buzzword lingo is, quite frankly, devoid of meaning. And basically the whole post is a very verbose "I know you are but what am I".
Each time I try to write it I realize who useless it is and you don't sound like a cool person to argue with.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 17:06

I bet your glasses are thicker than my thumb.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 18:29

That's an interesting insult. I'm not sure what it means, but I'm going to remember it so I can use it later.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 19:47

I think I might be a pretty terrible poster.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 20:14

Are you covered in clipart and underlined ALL CAPS COMIC SANS, so you stand out?

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 20:14

He called me a hipster or something.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 20:16

It's actually papyrus and also is covered in minions.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 20:37

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 20:44

I don't understand, why is it requesting a version of 4-ch from nearly 15 years in the future?

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 21:59

Because Javascript magic. It let's you see future websites in past browsers.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 22:03

The other day I saw a girl wearing a gold-colored casio watch. I'm not gonna lie, it looks fairly cool.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 22:14

Hell yeah, new Dwarf Fortress release! It crashes/freezes almost every time in world gen! And I'm too excited to care!

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 22:36

I have a black casio with gold hands and markings. I think it looks nice, but rich people might be laughing at me.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 23:33

That's good. Every time Toady patches a bizarre, nonsensical bug, a little bit of magic goes out of the world.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 23:49

Today was a pretty good day.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 23:51

<a href="http://4-ch.net/abc.pl">This is stupid.</a>

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 23:52

Ah, fuck me. I forgot to turn on html: http://4-ch.net/abc.pl

231 Name: >>215 : 1993-09-8128 00:15

Maybe there are better things that can be used for comparison. "Thumb" is still likely to be the least offensive of them.

A nerd! A huge, giant nerd! Those dumb fucking hipsters wear glasses without optical correction in hopes that nerdy looks will make them smart like us.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 00:23

Yes, fuck you. It also taught me a bit more about Kareha inner workings. I kinda wish the filename was a bit more meaningful.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 01:05

It wouldn't matter if someone did something like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_loss_prevention_software
I know what it's for, but it's stupid and should just be removed.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 01:38

Sometimes I find the personal website of someone in a community I take part in, and I think it's cool, all the work they do. My personal website basically only knows that I know how to make a personal website.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 04:10

I feel like there is a better way to trap spiders than this.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 12:27

This update is just the absolute best thing ever.

237 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-8128 12:34

It is quite stupid, I agree. At least when people can just link it here and get a bunch of people banned (which is exactly what happened here).

For now I've disabled it, but probably only temporarily. Please understand that textboards like this can have serious spam problems. A good example is /soc/. So sometimes a heavy-handed script like this is necessary.

Sadly sometimes people run archive scripts (which is totally OK in my view) and accidentally get banned. So the current abc.pl causes some problems even without being linked here.

Thanks to whoever it was that got banned and linked these posts in his/her email!

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 16:17

I don't even have a personal website.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 16:19

What if it used user-specific IDs to ban its visitors and visiting plain "/abc.pl" was harmless?

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 16:24

I am not a malicious web spider, trust me! sound of web spider mandibles clicking in the background

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 17:16

Does it mean it's full of stuff on how to make truly personal website? The art and skill of it? Because just like >>238 I like one, but was thinking about making one for years!

242 Name: A SPIDER : 1993-09-8128 18:06


243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 18:56

Just had the snippet "order of fagnitude" appear in my head, and now I need to find some particularly weenie internet argument to apply it to.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 19:14

Did you make sure to unban everyone from 1993-09-8127 23:51 onward? I'd hate to lose some members who are too shy to email you for an unban.
As for the bot problem, you can keep the link if you include a captcha on abc.pl that will unban you if you fill it out in a certain amount of time. You could also look at the website referer to abc.pl, and if it refers to the front page or is blank, you could ban the ip.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 20:30

testing to see if unbanned from that one post or if I actually need to send an email.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 20:35

fug, forgot to sage

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8128 23:15


248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 01:51

Test post. Not much happening otherwise.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 02:12


250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 04:49


251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 06:09

I'll probably never learn.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 06:10



yeah, you

stop shitting up the place

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 08:17


254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 08:50

Wonder if they know who this guy is

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 09:31


256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 11:14

I like my dick. Why is it socially NOT OK to share a magnificent sight of it with my fellow people? Aren't we all supposed to share? The society pretty much thrives on sex anyway.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 14:55

I laughed.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 20:18

Perhaps if I shot RAW instead of JPEG, I could have saved them...

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 20:56

I don't like the new SAoVQ.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 20:56

Dimensional analysis.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8129 23:48

I understand, but I don't share the same sentiment.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 01:04

I think capey did a fine job on his SAoVQ

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 02:13

The changes made to the design were unnecessary and it makes me mad because it doesn't improve browsing at all (and, in fact, makes it more tedious).

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 02:31

I understand, but I don't share the same sentiment.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 02:52

I share the same sentiment, but I don't understand it.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 03:34

JavaScript nonsense, if people wanted to use it they'd just import it with Kareha wizardry like they do in that timeless place.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 03:40

Yeah really.
Showing only the 5 latest posts instead of 10? Moving the thread box to the bottom? Having to click reply to see the post box?
Fucking bullshit, I'm telling you.

Also my computer renders whatever font neo-SAoVQ like shit, when all other websites using Mona display just fine.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 03:41

Like, I've posted less than ten times since it started...

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 03:52

If you actually care, make your argument to the admin. He pretty much listens to any requests. Otherwise, stop visiting saovq or make your own. Personally, saovq was never about the software, but what was being posted ;)

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 03:59

Please! You must grace us with your presence!

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 04:28

Calm down, son.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 04:31


273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 04:38

The attack of the passive-aggressive emote.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 04:50

You think you are better than me shiteater ;)

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 05:22

Attack! Attack! Don't think! Attack! And when you're done attack him again!

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 05:48

Our collective mind is unstable. We feel that one wrong idea would make us collapse even if only briefly. Those who don't feel this way assume that stable ideas are equivalent to right ideas. What's led to our constant self-criticism through others and ourselves? What's led us to prematurely defend ourselves by being half sincere and/or vague? We see each other as agressors, and when we form ideas, we attack them as others might attack us, so we can ensure their safety. Rarely do we see a safe idea. Who would ever admit to an unsafe idea when they could be hurt? I know I wouldn't. So I'll continue to be vague at the expense of being comprehendable. And when I'm called out on my bullshit, I'll respond insincerely.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 05:59


278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:10

SAoVQ is dead,world4ch is dead, IIchan is dead, all who stood against the Elitist Superstructure are gone and only imitators stand in their wake.
Ignore those who lament false gods or erect dominions not our own, we reign supreme again under the mitten banner, free of Pax, VIPPER, and anonymous, now let us celebrate, because it is winter and we want to die.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:12

I'm starting to feel affiliated, it is entirely unpleasant, what is the remedy to this?

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:14

Who's capey? The new SAoVQ is run by tee.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:16

I'm pretty sure all the people complaining are actually horses.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:22

Maybe I want to be dead, mom.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:24

It's not not funny. In fact, it is funny.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:27

SAoVQ has been long dead.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 06:31

Is the DQN webring still a thing or did that go away with google's investment in webrings?

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 10:41

I am lmaoing atm

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 13:17

function start(){

setTimer(putCircle, 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001);


288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 15:28

What a shitty excuse of a site SAoVQ is.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 16:47

Does -1 + 1/2 - 1/3 + 1/4 - 1/5 + ... converge?

Absolutely not!

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 17:59

It's easy to tell people to take it easy, but it's harder to practice this.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 19:43

Just discovered horses arouse me like nothing else.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 19:47

I found it in my butt crack. I tried squeezing it, but it was to hard to break. I thought it might be a poppy seed, so I decided to break it between the backs of my thumbnails. Instead of popping, it squished. How could such a tiny thing emit such a horrible smell? It must have come from deep within my bowels.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 22:25

I like paper.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 22:51

After taking a selfie for a test and seeing my shitty crooked smile, I started fretting out about how others see me in real life as opposed to my looks in front of a mirror. I had to download an app to unmirror the stupid webcam and I looked ok. I was seriously super close to dropping 200 buckaroos on a non-reflective mirror too.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8130 22:56

You might try practicing your smile. If it was crooked at one point, it could be crooked again. Also, practicing smiling will make you overall a happier person (because of brainstuff).

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 00:16

I just finished a 400 page A4 refill pad, and on the last page I found written, untidily, in blue pen, "蝶の羽根 命". It's not my handwriting. Is there seriously another Japanese speaking lepidopterist in my life, who somehow secretly wrote me a message which I've only just found? I'm very confused.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 00:29

i hate this job

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 02:33

If you ever to change the way you think, like any other skill, you will need to keep practicing it before you actually succeed.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 03:10

*If you ever want to change the way you think

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 03:53

I want to change the way I think about how I want to change the way I think about things because when I try and think of ways I can change the way I think I always fail.

What should I do?

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 03:59

For an ugly guy I sure do have sex a lot.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 05:28

It's like you didn't even read my post. Practice!

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 07:12

I'd rather be stupid and happy than intelligent and unhappy

305 Name: sage : 1993-09-8132 00:33

and so i pray
unlimited blade works

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 00:37


> May arrive after Christmas.


well i suck, that was the captcha

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 01:19

Knowledge usually lives in three stages:

1) Some premise is, obviously, the reason for a conclusion.

  • Cold weather gives you a cold, duh!

2) Turns out the premise isn't really the cause for the conclusion.

  • Cold weather doesn't carry the virus of cold, what are you, like dumb or something?!?!?!?

3) The premise is somewhat correlated to the conclusions, but isn't the direct cause. Some additional counter-intuitive premise was necessary to reach the conclusion.

  • Extreme cold weather, under specific circumstances, might weaken your immune system and give you a cold if the virus is somewhere in the air.

This pattern seems to repeat pretty much everywhere (red meat causes cancer, fasting makes you fat, walking 10 minutes a day delays premature aging, watching porn lowers your testosterone, etc). What's more annoying is the horde of smartass DQNs who kind of reached the third phase but didn't read the reddit article in its entirety, blessing us with "Aspartame Actually Causes Cancer, But Not For The Reasons You Think!" clickbait articles and insufferable atheists in Internet forums.

Nowadays I don't care about "petty" scientific findings anymore, I always assume the premise is a bit related to the conclusion for unknown counter-intuitive reasons and try not to say anything when someone brings up a "well-known fact" that never made it past the first stage in mainstream media.

308 Name: YEAH BOYEEEEE : 1993-09-8132 04:11




309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 07:18

I broke up with a girl today. It was the first one I was the one ending it. It felt horrible and awkward.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 07:51

I miss you terribly

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 10:00

Why'd you do it man

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 15:21

bitch gotta go.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 15:45

>>307 Weird, you posted that pretty much the exact time I was talking about it in bed. I heard that a cold nose gives the perfect conditions for the cold virus to thrive, it was on QI so it must be true~

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 16:33

It's 11:33AM and I have gotten nothing done.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 17:26

me too

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 18:44

Despite having been studying them for about six weeks now, I still have absolutely no idea what a Lagrangian system is.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 19:35

It took me 10 weeks to figure out just what the hell internal energy is

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 20:34

I want to be a slut

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 20:49

I just watched Scrooged and made gingerbread houses
then I converted my lwt program to use the ppx syntax instead

tis the season, yo

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 20:53

I love another woman

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 22:05

I bet Donald Duck fucks like dykes do

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 22:32

Why won't you accept my love?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 22:58

What could possibly bring you to say this???

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 23:28

     Pizza Hut
Toppings even in the crust!
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 ̄ ̄

LIMITED TIME OFFER, NO DOUBLE TOPPINGS. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges, and minimum purchase requirements for delivery may vary. Additional charge for extra cheese may apply. The Pizza Hut name, logos and related marks are trademarks of Pizza Hut, Inc. ©2015 Pizza Hut, Inc. USCP2290 VPA135422-2/11

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 23:43

goddam you im sitting here hungry ,as fuck and you put this pizza shit all over my screen now im litleraly drowning in my own drol.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 00:39

Why did you post this. Seems like a lot of effort

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 01:14

Why do you get up in the morning. Seems like a lot of effort.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 01:55

Not really

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 03:08

Not really

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 03:35

Wrong, my man.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 04:07

Why's that?

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:14

Looking at this post I realized just how little I actually know of Wakaba mark. Damn. Is there a cheat sheet?

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:28

You don't see how getting out of bed in the morning and making a bizarre and elaborate post that incorporates text art and multiple html elements are different? This is forgetting the fact that living a life where you don't get out of bed is actually much harder to achieve and maintain than that of a regular NEET or even a wage slave. Don't get me wrong I liked the post, but I'm just baffled by what your motives for posting it could possibly be.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:36


>Don't get me wrong I liked the post

He probably posted it because he thought someone might like it.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 06:19

There is a cheat sheet here, but >>324 used html, which allows the following tags: a (href), b, blockquote, br, dd, dl, dt, em, i, li, ol, p, s, strong, sub, sup, u, ul.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 13:00

Did, like, a billion posters descend on this board all of a sudden?

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 16:12

Pretty sure they haven't. More than half the posts in the last 24 hours in this thread are by two people talking about a pizza advert.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 16:31

I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 17:10

I was watching an anime from this season that I usually enjoy, but for some reason, it just seemed more boring than usual. Then I picked up a new show, and I thought that this seems like a below average show. Then I tried watching something in my backlog, but still, I couldn't enjoy it like I usually could. That's when I realized that it wasn't the anime that was bad. It was my mood that was bad. I needed to be studying for finals, which was causing me stress, so I associated these feelings with my opinion of the show. I wonder how often people project their current emotions on to some media and think that's how they feel about it. Then they come up with elaborate explanations to justify this. They compare the show to something they liked before and see what's different, so that they can give a "well-thought-out" evaluation of the anime. Or maybe I'm just wrong.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 18:22

I got killed three times by someone named EwoksDid911 last night.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 18:59

PizzaHut(tm) really injected new life into this board. Thank you, PizzaHut(tm)!

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 20:10

Boys! Mmm!

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 21:13

I forgot and suddenly remembered to say how great this is. Dwarves with higher education make me a bit envious. Too bad I don't know how to dorf.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 22:33

If it makes you feel any better, in a year and a half that lazy waste of space has only written one (one page long!) book.


I can't wait to be done with my ridiculous number of deadlines and finally give the new update the time it deserves.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 01:21

Great insult: You are such a loser. The only contest you ever one was being the fastest sperm.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 04:23

Except they only serve pizza, because you're in HELL!

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:13

Hiding out in foxholes, playing silly games.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:29

Think about all those losers I ejaculate. It gives me confidence knowing I'm better than all of them. In fact, next time I ejaculate, I'm going to laugh at all of them.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:31

Shii sand front tea eh?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 12:56

It does, it absolutely does. I feel like I can relate to this character.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 14:43

Well he's a duck, and generally birds don't have cocks, so... hypothetically speaking the act would proceed as an analogue of scissoring. This makes full sense so there's no need to explain further.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 15:07

I can promise you that ducks do have penises, in fact they have exploding corkscrew penises.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 16:37

And with spikes and stuff. Ducks are pretty hardcore at sex.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 19:08

Ducks are fucking metal.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 19:41

Too much metal for one duck?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 20:18

Haven't some female ducks actually developed anti rape mechanisms because duck rape is really common? I remember reading about that.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 21:14

All female ducks have tens of different tubes inside their vagina while only one goes to the eggs, essentially they have to get raped multiple times in order to get pregnant.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 02:58

What if somebody adopts rape in other species as a defensive argument akin to "homosexuality is natural"?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 03:23

Rape infringes on the other's rights. Homosexuality doesn't.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 03:44

Google chats with kids.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 05:01

Owen Willson was sent to the Tannasin Chamber for "saying wow one more time".

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 07:27

Bedbugs have institutionalized stab rape.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 13:24

Imagine "Just let it happen" lessons in schools that have "avoid body harm" as their utmost priority. Awful! But that's what counter-terrorism instructions tell us. Basically, if you're held hostage "do whatever terrorists demand you to do, keep away from the windows, assume the party escort submission position when police forces assault the place."

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 17:51

Heaven-Sent Child of the Future.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 18:12

I don't regret setting up a .bashrc command that outputs fortune to box and toilet. Getting an ASCII dog holding a witty phrase drawn on a rainbow font each time I start up my command line never fails to make me smile.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 18:39

I just wish that there was a consolefont version of mona so I could have witty sjis-arts displayed by my .bash_login instead of just astro.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:01

You called?

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:03

Whoops, wrong number. I thought I was speaking to >>365. Sorry!

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:58

watching 8ch's software dev sperging out is kind of fun.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 23:53

Oh yeah? Well you'd do the same thing if you were in the exact same situation and you were the exact same person. Neither of which I'm aware about because I don't go there. There! Taught you a little compassion.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:58

josh go home

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:58

meant to quote >>372

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 01:08

There's something so refreshing about changing your desktop background after a few months of it being the same.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 01:19

Oh yeah, how do you think I feel when you call me someone's name who I don't know. What if I called you adam? Did that spark any feelings in you?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:30

I wish Americans wiped out all the native Americans so I wouldn't have to keep hearing the remaining ones whine all the damn time.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:36

Damn! That edge.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 03:25

You get lost on your way to Reddit?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:12

Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. Next time someone posts about their angsty fantasies, I'll make sure not call them out, so I don't hurt anyone's feelings.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:19

I think you got the wrong guy, princess

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:55

>>380 tried to break the SJW thread

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:07

Oh, thank god. I thought for a second that someone seriously got upset over me using the word "edgy"

I wish the SJWs wiped out all non-SJWs so I wouldn't have to keep hearing non-SJWs whine all the damn time.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:33

In other news, I had a wonderful day

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:46

>>382 uses the term SJW unironically.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:22

>>385 is blind to the shit I was talking about

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:46

>>386 is blind to the shit >>385 was talking about.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:48

Oh wait, this isn't the SJW thread. Get back there >>386

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:49

Surely, we'll see blood this time around.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:32

I've seen some bad shit. Well I haven't, but I've seen some stuff that doesn't give me the best of feelings. Or maybe I haven't. Still, that's not the point. Actually, it was.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:52

At least SJWs don't fill 4-ch with shitty posts. ( ´_ゝ`)

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:52

(as far as I know)

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 08:05

Sometimes you just gotta move on

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 08:08

You can't stand my thoughness

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 12:25

Dreamed about sea slugs. Lots of sea slugs. That was unsettling.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:10

The only way I can poop is if I squat on top of the toilet like a slav.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:53

I want to call sleeping pills disawakeners because

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:10

oh what I wouldn't give for soko right now

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:23

But he himself had petitioned against them!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:49

BPS save us!

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:35

And I'll whisper back

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:50

I want to curl up in a warm place and hibernate until spring.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 01:20

Witchery and wizardry should be banned.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 02:12

People who do stuff only because it'll make others mad are pretty sad.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 03:07

standing ovulation

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 06:52

I wish they would raise all the speed limits by 5-15 mph and ticket anyone going over that. It would be less stressful than the current system, where going the limit holds up traffic and going too much over it gets you pulled over so you have to stay in a fuzzy range that varies based on the time of day, how late in the month it is, weather conditions, your vehicle, and the stickers on your vehicle. In short, fuck the police.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 08:32

>>406 People would simply start speeding over that once again as the new higher speeds became 'normal'.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 11:08

Variations on carbonara.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 13:37

I'm not so sure. There are one or two roads I know that have the speed limit set in such a way that speeding is incredibly rare: I've never felt the need to go over that limit, and judging by the flow of traffic, others agree. I don't think these [sections of] roads are unusual in any way except for the oddly-high speed limits. If >>406's proposal were implemented, perhaps more roads would be like these.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 16:09

Yes! I'm done! I made every last one of my deadlines on time! This did mean I had to submit an abstract and detailed summary of a paper I haven't even begun writing yet, but never mind that! Now, I'm going to eat an entire cake and watch the Cardcaptor Sakura movie and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 20:28

Technically, 98/100 is a fraction of the cost.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 21:50

No, spam. I'm not going to click on a link to pathogen.php no matter how important you tell me it is.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 22:47

I bought a $20 dresser at goodwill and I'm going to have quite a time putting it in my corolla tomorrow

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 03:14

hi guys

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 06:58

i guess i'll just sage forever since i keep forgetting to remove it from the link field

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 09:36

Stick that up your tail-pipe, and blow it out your arse!

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 17:47

>>408,416 Tuna instead of ham up the wazoo

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 18:55

It's trying to be helpful. How is it supposed to know if you're already using a vim plugin manager? You should be grateful!

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:23

IOJOIJOIJ asssssssss
i'm sick send help

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:27

Fuuuuuck the 10 day waiting period

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:44

For weed?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:55

No, firearms

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 22:30

Energy is a beautiful word for a beautiful thing.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 22:52

Is this so you can attend the staged shooting at the University of Texas?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 00:35

Are you going to vote for Trump but not ironically?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 03:41

Cat Poseidon

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 04:13

There are people who vote ironically? That's really stupid.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 04:50

Fuck you gun rights are the best

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 06:04

White riot, I want to riot, white riot, I'll riot on my own.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 06:13

I can join you. It would be a two person riot. I'd try to kick a bit. You would be come a friend though because it would be a joke and the end. Want to meet up?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 10:05

I was 20 cents short at the grocery store, and had to choose between putting back my wine or putting back my deodorant. I still think I made the right choice.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 13:07

>>427 I usually draw a shark jumping out of the water or something on my voting card because democracy has jumped the shark!

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 13:23

The mental stability I spent so long building has been shattered.

434 Name: Poseidon!PEEINgHoBo : 1993-09-8139 14:11


435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 15:36

The successful businesswoman thread is all fucked up but I don't want to call anyone out on it.

436 Name: Poseidon!PEEINgHoBo : 1993-09-8139 16:08

That wasn't even me even though I know you think it was me.
Frankly even I'm puzzled that it wasn't me.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 16:19

My nose hurts.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:02

It must have not been stable.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:10

He didn't say it toppled, he said it shattered.
I surmise that it was stable, but brittle and unpliable.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:46

Let's just agree he was and he is stark raving mad.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:53

I bet he's just nervous and wants to be loved.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:57

I can't can't afford guns. I've always wanted an SKS but I'll never be able to afford it.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:59

I got mine for under 400 taxes and fees included.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:59

That's why it shattered.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 18:01

This thread is moving too fast!
Everyone post less.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 19:42

I didn't mean to offend, it's just that the sudden focus on pissing seemed characteristic. Maybe you have an admirer?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 19:51

I agree! I should be able to catch up every 24 hours without having to leave the front page.
Here is a summary of the past two days:

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:16

I made it twice into the summary! Must be my lucky day!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:26

Yeah, that made me so uncomfortable a few days ago.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:30

I shaved
I no longer look like a pube-necked naruto fan

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:52

I think it might just be DQN Quality at work.

But you kept posting anyways! Stop posting! This is the Elitist Superstructure, post less! Now I replied, so I have to punish myself for posting too fast on DQN and using up the entire reserve of exclamation points!

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:58

Same price my friend got hers for. Like I said, I'll never be able to afford that.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:00

But I am >>447 and hadn't posted since >>424!

I'm going to go and sit in my quiet box now.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:06

The post machine is going down, and we're going to have a garden party.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:11

I don't own any mittens.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 22:00

Oven mitts will have to do.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 22:35

They're gone. Look what you've done.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 02:26

Doing things to make others feel a certain way. Doing things to make you feel a certain way. Do you want to make someone feel like they lost? Or do you want to make yourself feel like you won?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 13:16

Lately my SPAM thinks I want to buy fine wine, schedule golf rounds, and sign up for seminars on how to transition from middle to upper management.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 15:55

I don't get it, but if annoying others is what gets him going, then I'll gladly go somewhere he isn't.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 16:32

dqn dqn lol

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 17:22

>This urinal flushes with only 16oz. of water, saving 88% more water per use than a standard one-gallon urinal.

How do you calculate the water saved by a one-gallon urinal? This was in the bathroom of a math and science building, no less.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 17:25

Hey, 99%! Stop your whining, get a haircut, take a bath and get a fucking job.

Fucking babies.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 17:45

Herro nihonjin

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 18:05

Today I take an exam that will determine if I will be homeless by the end of this week or not.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 18:29

I am the 💯

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 19:00

I love the idea of people coming together and talking without any of the normal filters society gives us. What I don't love is that mostly emotionally undeveloped manchildren take advantage of this opportunity.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 20:15

Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of trains.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 20:54

There are two kinds of people: emotionally undeveloped manchildren and those who are too embarrassed to admit or reveal that they are emotionally undeveloped manchildren. I.e. closeted emotionally undeveloped manchildren.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 22:03


471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 00:17

You're a joke.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 00:53


473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 01:26

If finger print technology is a bad idea, then I'm screwed.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 06:36

Fingerprint technology isn't a bad idea, it just has so few good implementations and the really good ones are highly propretary that it's generally a piss poor idea unless you're a high end developer.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 13:49

My life is a mess.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 13:52

wordless despair

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 16:43

senpai desu

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:30

I feel awful.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:31

I desperately want to mate!

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:43

If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle each and every one of you.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:59

If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle other cute girls exclusively.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 20:07

Fortunately, you get over that with time.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 20:30

Calm down, chess is a game about strategy, if you're too eager to mate you'll only end up sacrificing your queen.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 20:37


485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 00:01

Such is life.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 00:44

>>479 That ol' Desperation Stank(tm) will drive 'em away every time. What you need is to act as if you're outcome independent. In other words, if you get laid, cool, if not, also cool. No biggie either way.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 01:06

behind on work but feeling pretty good anyway

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 01:23

I never wanted a hispanic weaboo gf until now.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 02:42


490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 02:43

I've decided that giving children robots with guns would be a bad idea.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 04:00

I downloaded Ableton Live and some VSTs but I suck at this making music shit, so I'm just going to not do anything at all.
Maybe I'll get a book on music composition or something.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 06:07

I finished chu2 ren today. I hate cell phones. I hate myself for getting caught up in it and expecting something resembling an actual ending. The later episodes also dredged up some old memories and I've been sulking all night. I feel generally horrible right now, and I have only myself to blame and nobody to talk to.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 06:43


494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 06:46

finals make school almost not worth it

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 07:02

I was on board with you until I got the results today.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 08:44

i still have no idea what is the difference between DQN and VIP...

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 15:56

I miss school. I even miss studying for finals.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 16:01

I discovered wanking before having even the first wet dream.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 16:06

DQN is the land; VIP is the sea.
DQN is variations upon a theme; VIP is a 6000 extinct Tablecats.
DQN is the elitist superstructure; VIP is an international conspiracy.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 16:58

I can't believe you did that.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 17:23

Welp, I just bought a gift for some stupid gift exchange shit and after re-reading the invitation with a bit more attention, I'm finding out that the limit stated is the bare minimum. I thought it was the max budget allowed, like what the fuck. The polite thing is stating the maximum not the minimum, because you're going to have people with bigger salaries giving cool stuff and making everybody look like shit. Seriously, think these things through, this is an office for fucks sake.

But silly me, I just spent the bare minimum for the gift, no wonder the gifts I'm seeing are so awesome compared to mine, which is a bunch of macaroons. Should've bought some cool headphones instead, I'm so sorry for whoever is going to get these macaroons.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 19:31

>>501 If someone's unhappy to receive "only" macaroons they don't deserve anything else, the ungrateful bastard! Do you get on with your colleagues? Would you want to give any of them anything more expensive? Don't let other people flashing the cash make you feel bad...

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 21:47

I've never had a wet dream

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 23:03

I get them when I go too long without masturbating. It's an inconvenience more than anything else.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 01:44

In my experience, the most popular gifts are the funny ones, like giant fuzzy paw-slippers or fuzzy handcuffs. People actually tend to quietly look down on somebody who brings a really expensive gift to a white elephant since it's supposed to just be a fun thing and nobody likes a show-off. I agree there should be a maximum, not a minimum though.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 01:49

I didn't realize you were supposed to wrap gift exchange gifts. I wrapped my scented holiday candle in white paper. I feel terrible.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 03:15

Neither have I, but I've masturbated daily since I was 11.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 04:07

I don't want to kill nobody.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 07:49

not sure if i should buy another pair of silk long underwear or go to cotton or try wool again.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 12:23

Turns out I didn't even have to assist at all, because I had a meeting at the same time of the exchange. I asked a friend who was assisting to give the macaroons, so I didn't see their faces when they opened my gift!
Next time, I am buying a novelty gift. Novelty mittens.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 14:31

You should tell everybody that they're free-range, cage-free, organic, fair-trade, heritage heirloom macaroons made with Himalayan spring water, Damascan cane sugar, vanilla beans from the royal gardens of Turkey, ostrich eggs, Arctic sea salt, and baked in the volcanic sands of a small Indonesian island.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 16:28

>>506 I use tinfoil to wrap all presents, it is really easy but also sparkly and xmassy!

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 17:49

That's trashy.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 20:44

I licked myself

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8144 23:54

>>513 The only people I give presents to know how untrashy I am, and they look really pretty reflecting the fairy lights! Plus, after unwrapping a present, you can't use wrapping paper to smoke heroin with?

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 00:19

Staring at the ceiling.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 04:06

I agree that this might be non-trashy among the right group of people.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 08:53

If X is older than Y, then X has also always been older than Y has ever been. Why is this?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 18:05

Q is the only letter with exposed genitalia.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 22:41

At first I thought "whoever has to answer that is going to have a hard time answering that." Then I thought "wait, who has to answer that?" Then I realized "I have to answer that." Please spare me.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8145 23:22

That's not true because X could have gone on a super fast rocket ship and had time go at a different rate than the other and had Y age faster on earth then come back when Y had surpassed X in age

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 00:49

I wish I had a tragic backstory like that.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 01:48

Welp I failed all my classes and I'm going to be homeless soon. During winter. It was nice shitposting with you all.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 02:18

Say you're some sort of lingo kid. And someone says some word in an uncool way in a movie from ten years ago. But the word had come out like a year before the movie was made, and you learned about that word 5 years ago. Do you insult the people in the movie for not saying the word in a cool way? Assuming you were a lingo kid of course.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 02:19

Are you at least living in a warmer state

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 04:59


That sounds awful and I wish you the best of luck.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 05:22

To live the way of the warlock you will need a large branch that is uniform from the bottom along it's length and branches off at the top and a large animal's entire fur, the beard will grow later and the shouting at everything in an unfamiliar tongue will come and go.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 07:45

I want to like House of Leaves, but I keep getting put off by these pointless tattoo parlor asshole digressions. "This reminds me of that time when I banged that chick. She had really big thingies, I swear. Anyway, they're still in the labyrinth." I hope this is going somewhere.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 11:37

It's been two years and I still haven't sent my secret santa
I don't know what I'm going to do

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 12:14

"I Am Not Spock" was a pretty damn Vulcan statement, people were just eager to take it the wrong way.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 13:43


532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 13:49

Best of fuck to you too!

533 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-8146 17:11

Yes, I removed many abc.pl bans including those from the date you mention.

The problem with putting an additional captcha on abc.pl is that honest users might still get caught by it when running archival scripts.

Let's see how far we get without it.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8146 20:23

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 04:16

What you watch/read really affects how you perceive the world.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 04:49

Yeah, it's kind of scary. I keep telling myself to read/watch more intelligent or obscure things so I can regain my past perspective on the world, but I don't think it's going to happen.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 11:42

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539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 12:06

Well, isn't this nice.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 12:10

Yesterday just might have been the best day I've had all year.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 18:52

I don't feel like I deserve this car. I haven't paid my debt to society at all. Yet here it is. And I am almost fully human.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 19:44

I don't know anything.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8147 23:59

You've done it!

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 01:26

I wish I could upload my brains into ROM thingie from Gibson's stories. Perhaps with a bit of RAM too, just to let me personally develop. And at worst (without destruction of my physical drive) I would just start from the scratch unaware about it.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 02:46

I'm blown away at how well I did in school this term.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 03:13

I hope I'm blown away too.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 03:53

I'm so happy for him.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 15:11

A guy from work just brought his vaping thingy to work. It's silly because he's like 40 or some shit.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 15:59

A sister holding his brother's hand. How...touching.


550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 16:06

Has anyone watched the documentary "We don't care about music anyway?" It's about obscure japanoise and stuff. Anyway, the other day I found out that one of the bands featured, Umi no yeah!!, took their name from an h-manga with the same name. I thought it was a coincidence at first, the name sounds generic enough, but the front woman always performs in a bikini (just like the female lead in the h-manga) together with two other guys which call themselves her "aids" or some shit (in the h-manga, there are two aids that end up coercing the female lead into having sex with them, threatening to quit as they aren't getting paid).
This isn't stated anywhere, and after the documentary the band kind of slipped off the radar so there's isn't much info about them online, I thought it was interesting at any rate.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 16:23

It's silly if he's vaping at work, but not because he's 40 (unless you just think 40 is a silly age). Being 40 doesn't stop you from liking nicotine. The guy who invented e-cigarettes is 64 anyways.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 17:46

>>550 Interesting, I'll look it up, thanks!

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 19:10

Where did you find the documentary? I'm having trouble finding an illegal copy on the internet.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 19:11

oh, I'm an idiot. it was like the first result on google that I ignored the first time.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 20:44

Kraken rum helped me shoot that mirelurk queen to dead with the overpowered shotgun.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 20:47

I want an overpowered shotgun

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 21:44

ayyo, whatup

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 23:22

I'm a warrior

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8148 23:38

I found it on Netflix.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 02:53

I spent the last 6 or so hours catching up on the internet culture wars and I give it a mildly enjoyable / 10

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 06:21

I wanted to sleep but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 07:07

thanks for this. sounds interesting.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 07:32

thinking about getting my brother Masters of Doom for his birthday, but it's not for another 10 months

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 13:20

What's a good show or movie? And by "good" I mean something that can make an otherwise dull day exciting.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 14:59

Movie: Brazil
Show: The Wire
Anime: Knights of Sidonia

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 16:21

I don't want to talk about myself any more.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 17:37

Saitama 2000

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 17:46

Do people in Japan really go to the arcades to play the easiest songs on Taiko no Tatsujin and Pop 'n Music machines or is Lost in Translation deliberately misleading me?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 18:40

Because any problem can be solved with plastic.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 19:39

From my experience, you either get the casual players (usually a couple friends) who just like to select songs they know and play them on easy mode, or you get the super hardcore players (usually alone) who do the hardest ones possible. Not much in between.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 19:43

Addendum: I saw the hardcore players much more often than the casuals.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 20:25

How the fuck is it almost christmas already?

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 20:51


574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 23:44

The grinding noises thread kind of jumped the shark, to be honest.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8149 23:55

I don't even watch anime

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 04:33

The Disillusion Wagon

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 04:47

Christmas in Jail

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 05:10

Buying indie and retro games on the steam sale because my laptop can't run anything else.
So long cheap Witcher 3.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 09:00

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I still just want to know who >>989 is, honestly, and this singular passion consumes my DQN energy.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 19:28

How? The universe hasn't even exploded once yet.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 20:05

Are there any romantic comedies where the leads don't have witty banter?

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 22:02

The original, Romeo and Juliette.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 22:11

Please, sirs-- the preferred nomenclature is "autosexual".

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 22:54

Meari san wishes us a meari christmas

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 22:58

I have developed a phobia for everything. At least I have overcome my fear of posting.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8150 23:07

I don't miss Prozac at all.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 00:42

Even in that there's flirty banter between Romeo and Juliet when they kiss:

[To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;
They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.

Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.
Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.

Then have my lips the sin that they have took.

Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!
Give me my sin again.

You kiss by the book.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 02:29

It's 203x. Toilet paper has slowly been replaced by high tech toilet machines that clean your anus for you. Toilet paper companies have to rebrand their product as cum rags...

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 03:37

But witty banter is a staple of Shakespeare's work.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 05:32

I want to post in that thread, but I'm surrounded by loving family. What a shame.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 06:15

Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the Christmas time of year. Oh how holly, it's a holly jolly Christmas this year!!
Dashing through the snow in a one horsed open sleigh. Through the hills we go. Laughing all the way. Hahaha.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away. This Christmas, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Jingle bells Jingle bells. Over the hills we go.
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, reindeer. Had a very shiny nose, like a light bulb. When all the others saw him. They would laugh and call him names.
Santa Clause is coming to town. Santa Clause is coming to town. Yeah!
Baby it's cold outside.

Don't be afraid to join in if you know the tune.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 07:01

Merry Christmas, guys.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 07:03

Happpppy hhchhrismtas that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell that's the jingle bell

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 07:41

That's the jingle bell sooong!!!!

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 16:11

1 from such a thing, to me Choi To hear. Though no massage related to the attrition.
During this time, I went Nearby Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
And then I do something people do not sit in the mess full.
In, well have dropped softening veil When you see 150 yen discount, it is written Toka.
I another, and Ahoka. Fool or a.
You guys that, I'm Ne Kiten to Yoshinoya you have not come to Shiki is usually 150 yen discount, blur.
It 's 150 yen, 150 yen.
Soften When you are Toka parents and children. Yoshinoya or four people family. I over in your Medellin.
Alright daddy TokuSakari and asked would in'll over, are you or vice versa. There is no Ran to look anymore.
You guys that, the seat Arcaro and from do 150 yen.
Na's I Yoshinoya, it's such should have been more savage.
It is not funny even begun guy and always quarrel sitting across from U of shaped table,
Do either bites are stinging, or Ne Ja you do is say such atmosphere. Women and children, the Back the fuck up.
In, if you wanted to do was finally sit, guy next door, at: multilingual DaiSakari rainy season, we have said there.
So also it is cut spotted.
Anona, I Ne Hayan extra juice Nante Kyo-bi. Blur.
What was a proud face, soup: multilingual in, but.
You're really I want to ask whether you want to eat the soup duct. I want Toitsume. I want to Toitsume small one hour.
You, soup: multilingual refers want only Chau do either with me.
Yoshinoya communication now if you do not mind my saying so from my, the most recent epidemic of between Yoshinoya communication after all,
Negidaku, it's this.
Large serving green onions: multilingual Gyoku. This is asked how through.
The I Negidaku has entered the lot is green onion. Son instead meat fewer. This.
In, And large serving Gyoku (egg). This strongest.
But if you ask this with the risk of being mark from next to the clerk, a double-edged sword.
The amateur can not be recommended.
Well you, 1, was stiff and I let eating in Ushisake set meal.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 21:18

Having an in-depth philosophical debate with a moé girl.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 22:50

There is something nice about forgetting what day of the week it is.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8151 23:47

Merry Christmas.

599 Name: Oh no : 1993-09-8151 23:49

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600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 03:51

Insulting other people may make you feel better, but you'll never find any truth in it.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 03:52

I'm thinking of starting a blog.
Is there any nice, lightweight blog software out there that I can run on my webhost? Wordpress is too complex.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 03:57

I found these using google. I haven't tried them myself, and you may have already found them, but at least they look promising:

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 04:02

What are you planning to write it about?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 04:14

I'm not really sure. Things that are going on in my life, politics, history, computers, science and mathematics. I guess it would be a bit of everything. The problem is that I'm not sure who it would interest besides myself.

Thanks, these all look quite nice. I'm going to do a bit more research tomorrow on it. I'll keep you guys updated.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 07:13

E I E?

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 10:18

I can't do anything productive until I jerk off, but if I do it too early then I have to do it again. I wonder if girls are immune to this problem or if they secretly masturbate all the time.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 12:40

Jekyll compiles your posts to just HTML so it can be put literally anywhere. I write and then compile the posts on my local machine, the just scp them up to my shell host. http://jekyllrb.com/

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 18:27

I can't imagine a porn blooper reel that wasn't all cocks bent during inexpert cowgirl & accidental defecation.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 20:58

All is well.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 22:14

I used blazeblogger for a while ( http://blaze.blackened.cz/ ). It struck a nice balance between simplicity and power for me: I was even able to hook it into a perl script that did wordpress-style LaTeX for me. I stopped because I don't have anything to blog about.

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8152 23:33

Most of them involve poorly timed farts.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 02:54

Ive just remembered bunbunmaru is a place, but Ive never bothered going on it. I wonder how it is.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 10:56


614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 11:22


615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 14:03


616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 17:49


617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 17:56


618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8153 22:41

I might have webbed toes.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 03:47


620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 05:50


621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 05:55

4chan, 8chan, and Reddit are all down at the same time.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 06:12

they all seem up to me
not that I regularly visit them - I just checked now to see if it were true

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 07:35

Channel4 never goes down. Except for that one time.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 12:42

I haven't had any thoughts here for a while, except for this one.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 14:33

maybe I will write my own blog software

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 15:46

This is an exdogh! This dogh has ceased to be!

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 17:59

I thought of an app name to help pedophiles find lolis:

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 18:28

Brethren whatsoever for the first time

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 18:45

>>627 a wonderful name for a horrible idea. I love you and hate you.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 19:45

Pollen is a nice markup system

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8154 23:19

Or just expect people to be able to read .txt files.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 01:52

What about feelings?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 06:57

How many of these five softwares support tagging? I mean real tagging with its own metadata field and being able to search and sort and filter by tags.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 10:33

i hate diarrhea, but at least I'm not nauseous anymore!

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 12:13

Static generators won't have searching (unless it's client-side) and would generally only allow to filter by one tag.

Just how many posts are you planning on writing that it needs all those features to find things?

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 18:59


637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8155 19:45

Could this be... the first step... to tanasinn...?

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 00:53

Speak to him in the only language he understands: pyon pyon.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 01:21

pyon pyon pyongyang

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 03:49

I Have No Software But I Must Write

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 04:02

I hope my post was funny enough

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 20:55


643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 21:07

It's been raining all day here

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 21:43

Christmas was really rainy here, but it's calmed down since then. We don't have a good chance of snow this year.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8156 22:50

Ian Murdock (you know, the ian in Debian) apparently killed himself because he was brutalized by the police. All that's being confirmed so far is his arrest.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 00:04

Porn that causes existential crises is not good porn.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 02:28

I have a bit of social inhibition when I'm in public but I'm a great conversationalist and am not tense at all when speaking to others.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 04:11

Killed himself killed himself, or red riding killed himself?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 04:45

I go to Internet websites and post sexual images that me and a dozen other guys jack off to.

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 05:03

420 blaze it

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 05:53

dude weed lmao

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 06:56

Existential crises caused by porn are not good existential crises.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 07:16

Existential crises caused by porn are the BEST existential crises.
Porn that causes existential crises is the BEST porn.
Kind of a turn off when it hits you though.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 10:41

My btrfs partition with all my anime torrents on died yesterday.
At least I can still get to the file list.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 14:08

96 tears in 96 eyes

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 14:50

Whoa, his last tweets a super weird but the account is gone. Intellectuals are fragile, I suppose.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 21:58

I've got a garbage brain that's driving me insane

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 00:19


659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 03:43

( ˃ ヮ˂) < HAPPY NEW YEAR

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 08:22

You guys are weird. It's sitll 1993.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 15:35

It's like I'm having a spasmodically painful but strangely delightful orgasm. Let's just hope this incidents recede as it's likely the 'arousing' aspects of it are bound to fade out otherwise.

What a business, eh?

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 23:19

I've not yet had sex with myself this year. What the hell is wrong with me

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:18

Four secrets.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:26

Who knows? Sounds to me like it was legit himself though. We'll see.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:30

Here's to hoping my health improves.
Happy new year guys.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:52

help help i'm being possess-

nevermind, just gas.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 08:43

I wish you all good health.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 17:33

There just aren't enough *pa sjis characters out there.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 18:44

(`,_ゝ´)ゞ Hey sonny, I'm Oldpa. Nice to meet you.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 02:29

I really really want glasses that don't hurt. I've had glasses for years and I've never worn a pair that did not hurt.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 03:12


672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 03:20

Where are you buying from that doesn't fit them for you?

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 03:37


674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 04:05

Roman cursive makes the alphabet look so crude.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 04:19

It may be wrong but it is all a metaphor for something right.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 09:04

Go outside at night, look up to the sky, and what do I see? Two stars and a cloud giving me the :| face. I feel the same way, sky. I feel the same way.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 13:16

oh nothing it

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 16:53

If you like a piece of software it's because you haven't spent enough time with it.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 17:22

If they're using aggressive language, you'll be justified in telling them to calm down no matter what. Aggressive language can be a sign of outer or inner turmoil.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 22:17

I want to use an aggressive programming language, to write angry code.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 22:59

First few through my doctor. Then through walmart. Now through Zenni optical.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:07

They always hurt specifically on the right side of my my face. My right temple, ear, and right side of my nose always hurt because of glasses.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:17

European Union ruins economies

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:29

Loli is the driving force behind all economies.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 00:22

Life is, in a word, tragedy.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 06:12

Say you've decided to retort some comment with a joke, but it's a lame joke. Would you say that this retort is successful? I would. Because you've shown you're ability to treat something facetiously which is not reliant on humor.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 09:41

It was inevitable.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 15:55

It couldn't be helped.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 16:14

It is sad, but not unexpected.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 19:17

Even if it was unexpected, it's not surprising.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 21:15

It's getting to the point where I need to list the fetishes I don't have.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 23:12

It was inevitable.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 00:08

I find her everywhere I look, but I don't find her in my bed.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 04:00

Look in your bed then, nerd

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 05:30

Are you dissatisfied?

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 06:51

Nah, just disappointed.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 07:40

rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 07:41

my last captcha was "cow", this one is "scathe"

pretty rare to get two real words in a row, maybe I should play the lottery. or have a CAT scan.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 07:47

I'm dissatisfied but not disappointed.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 08:17


701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 09:20


702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 16:01

I am disappointed in myself, I only hope this feeling doesn't extent to other people feeling disappointed in me.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 17:49

Ringo moguire beam.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 18:00

And where will she go, and what shall she do, when midnight comes around?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 18:24

I can roll up my TV and appreciate my beautiful wallpapers while moving my fat body freely!

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 20:29

I think you guys are doing something right.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:00

I was curious about something and found an article that could answer my question. It was really short and only had a few paragraphs of text, but then I realized it was one of those sites that breaks their articles into separate pages. And it was 75 pages.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:13

I was hesitant hesitant at first but now I'm here

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:23

I started a ledger file and filled it in from the start of the year. Next on my list is to buy a domain name and a VPS and finish some software and start a blog of half-baked cool things and...

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 23:59

Even though they are allowed to and often use his office, my co-workers never turn on the lights themselves. So they remain off until my boss arrives and turns them on himself. I don't know if they are unaware of it, or if it's a conscious effort to discretely communicate to everyone when is my boss not around.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 00:30

I'm under the moon loli to issho, if you know what I mean.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 02:24

Still looks crap on mobile. Have to fix that some day.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 04:30

Just a fair warning: I'm going to stick it all the way up to balls.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 07:41

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 15:27

where do all the nerdy yet attractive twenty-somethings hang out

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 16:53

Well, burly be as burly do, as me ol' gran'-turtle used to tell me...

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 23:23

I guess the next step is to go develop a drug addiction or something.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 23:34

I don't think it would be a bad idea.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 00:59

They're not us!

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 05:44

I have to admit I saw portland and thought it was the one in oregon

Ours is here. Never been to it. Yes I live near murdertown usa.
(not the guy you replied to)

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 07:14

Why do I like camouflage so much? I guess because I'm drawn to it as an art-form despite it never getting the recognition as such. Each different pattern is an abstract interpretation of a specific environment. The same forest, desert, or war-torn city may have several different interpretations.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 11:53

You, you llama-felching dog queef!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 13:36

That's enough self-pity for today.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 18:29

sucka my penix

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 19:22

I wish flaming death unto whoever thought it was a great idea to start the day and month counters at zero and not one when developing the Java date API.
Because clearly the year begins with Zebruary and ends in November.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:01

I wish I was cool enough to hang out with hips- with any real people.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:24

>>722 I like the look of flecktarn nearly as much as I like saying it! Flecktarn~

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:26

Oh Yukimame, you're the best.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 04:20

It shouldn't surprise me that people write gay Always Sunny fanfiction, but somehow I am.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 08:52

Whiskey smells wonderful, but rubbing it on myself as perfume would just make me smell like an alcoholic, wouldnt it?

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 14:42

"There was a problem with your roaming profile..."


733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 17:11

The alcohol is more volatile so I think that would evaporate away after a little bit leaving the rest of the stuff but idk test it out

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 19:11

Mir gehts serh gut.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 20:48

I am awake, and you are only dreaming.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 21:40

Every time I have dirty thoughts I get sleepy. Weird.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 22:48

I woke up, disappointingly, to find they had reinforced my internal organs and updated my firmware.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 23:57

Holy shit, job hunting is awful. It's just the absolute worst thing ever. You can spend weeks working your absolute best on applications and interviews and have literally nothing to show for it - literally nothing, not even an "oh well, I guess I learned something" just a hollow nothingness.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 00:21

I've been there, and I fully agree. I job hunted for 3 months once, and was completely dispirited by the end. The longer I hunted, the less effort I felt like putting into the applications and interviews, too. I ended up taking a job with a horrible commute and low pay out of desperation.

Plus, all the good jobs I've seen my friends get have just been through knowing people, not through interviews or applications. Which kind of sucks for somebody who is not good at the whole "networking" thing.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 01:03

I wonder if the Star Wars prequel films work better for non-English speakers, since the subtitle translations almost have to read more naturally than Lucas' painfully stilted crap dialogue.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 05:32

Serious discussion time. We've been incoherent for too long.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 09:00

discuss this
whips out penis

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 11:50

I read some of those hipster big-name twitters again. I feel sick and I need to lie down.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:21

Is anyone there?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:38

Yo, sup

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:47

Nevermind me, just replying.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 15:52

What's that beeping. Nevermind, I got rid of it. Wait... do I have to go to work?

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 16:09

I applied for a job last year where I met every one of the qualifications, had the specialized skills, and passed their knowledge test like it was nothing. They were acting super excited to get me on board asap...until they found out I was a student and I'd only be around for the summer, and suddenly the thing they wanted most was for me to get out of the office and stop wasting their time. It was as cold as if they'd found out I was a meth dealer or something.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 20:29

Well, they were exceptionally rude to you, but if they needed a long term employee, they just couldn't hire you.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 20:52

The first alarm would have been how that wasn't addressed earlier. Could be >>748 should have brought it up, but if they were so eager then they should have been willing to compromise.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 00:18

I like my women how I like my physics: purely theoretical.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 02:00

I brought it up when they brought up scheduling. They said nothing about it being a long term position before then. It was for skilled labor, but I already had the skills and a ton of experience so I would've needed minimal training. It didn't pay nearly well enough that I could imagine anyone wanting to make a career out of it, so it was odd to me that it would be so critical that I be a long-term employee.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 04:30

That is weird. I wouldn't want to work for a place like that anyways.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 06:08

I don't have favorites. The question "What is you're favorite" is bad. The question "What is something that you really like and I probably haven't heard of" is good. I get paid to do this. That is why I am qualified to tell you this.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 07:51

You know it's true when they start with "It's only logical." You know it's "false" when they put a word in quotes.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 10:32

Fair enough. I hope you find somewhere better.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 14:46

Banana and sprinkles and popping candy and syrup pancakes for lunch. My inner 5-year-old girl is delighted.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 20:25

Calling it the "Internet hate machine" is even sillier in retrospect; we've had much bigger, much more fitting examples around for a long time.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 20:25

I just realized that "ball-peen" is a funny word.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 20:47

On the other hand, she is biologically female.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 21:47

I've lost my way. Then again, maybe this is the way. Or maybe the way was inside me all along. Or maybe I'm inside the way. The way the way is, there is no way anyone would know.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 23:14

If you ain't John, I'm gone.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 00:13

Not that I want it to be. Not that I don't want it to be. Not that I want. Not that I have desires or needs. Not that I have anything. Not that I exist. Not that there ever was an I. Not that there ever was anything. Not that there ever was nothing. Not that that that.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 00:16

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly and take a chill pill.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 02:11

Dear Dr. Win,


William Tumlin

William B. Tumlin
4428 Elk City Road
Indianapolis, IN 46214

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 17:53

In honour of our beloved admin, I've started watching Battle Programmer Shirase. It's great fun, but at the same time it does make me feel that cute imouto-shaped hole in my life all the more acutely.

Mau mau!

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 17:56

Icy patches on rainy days SUCK

my ankles hurt :(

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:02

Do you think I could make a living making indie games? I'm starting to loathe my job.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:22

I don't give a fuck about David Bowie

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:28

I thought this once. Conclusion: Do it on the side instead, and see what happens. Become a freelancer or part-timer so you have more free time.
Failed game => a year+ of no-income downtime and not much to show for it.
Successful game => a year+ of no-income downtime for something that might just let you break even.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:30

Splenda is the superior artificial sweetener for coffee. Check my trash bin, it's filled with empty Splenda envelopes.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:38

Yeah I was thinking that doing games on the side was the more sensible choice. But I'm in no position to do freelancing, I guess I'll have to endure full-time jobs.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:44

You'll need to make a bunch of games. For your first few, think of them as learning experiences. If they sell well, great! Otherwise, getting the experience of making, finishing, selling and advertising will eventually get you to living off your work.

Get to 10+ games, and if you have any talent & skill for it, one or two might be hits.

It ain't easy, and there's a lot of competition out there.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 20:06

I'm buy your games unless they're something I'm principally opposed to. Even if they're pure shit.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 23:27

If you want to make a lot of money, just buy low and sell high. It's so easy!

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 23:40

Of course, you don't even really have to make games, just pretend to and be increasingly elitist about it and people will just give you money.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 01:17

That's... actually pretty comforting. I won't let you down!
Check this place in like... 6 months.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 01:33

I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort.
Also, a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before and the trick is you just have to REALLY WANT IT. Like want it really badly. Only then will you be able to put in the effort like staying up to 3am working on something even though you have to get up for work at 6am.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 01:37

I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort, so go for it!

And a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so I don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before. The thing is, you have to really want it. You have to just desire it really badly. Once you want it badly enough, you'll magically have the energy to stay up to 3am working on it even though you have to get up for work in three hours. And then you'll go through periods of not wanting it as much, and if you just can't manage to get your burning desire back, maybe it's just not for you. But if you can manage to fight through those times, it will be worth it.

So go live your dreams, >>768! I believe in you!

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 05:47

Slavery was good because without slavery there would be no jazz

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 07:15

I am >774

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 08:21

The Real Butt

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 09:29

I'm going to make a game. After I learn to draw and get back into making music. Yes this will happen.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 12:26

Make a simple platformer with colored squares as the characters and random chiptunes.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 12:41

Oh my god, I want this job so much. I have a degree to finish first though.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 14:44


787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 17:25

Just a reminder: frogs are carnivorous. For example, many of them like to eat duck's liver paste.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 17:55

I didn't know frogs were such fine eaters, eating all that foie gras.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 23:22

"To be consistent with data protection laws, we’re asking you to take a moment to review key points of our Privacy Policy, which covers all Google services and describes how we use data and what options you have. We'll need you to do this today."
What will happen if I don't? I read it, and didn't click the agree button. Does this mean I'm free from the botnet forever?! Not that I believe them.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 16:11

I need to fuck a black woman

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 16:27

I don't want to annihilate anyone.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 21:00

Using my feet to counter the resistance from the carpet, I push my office chair back, and find a wheel eating my big toe.
"Interesting," I think, and slowly un-expel myself from the desk to free my phalanx. "That could have hurt."
I limp my way out of the room and turn off the light.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 21:59

Whoever flooded ">>73 is kind of a butthead" thread is kinda lame. It reach the critical >>998,999 posts in a day or two, and it could have been used in a much better way!

E.g. >>998 sneaking away into a new thread as it happened times and times again, or he could've been finally caught and beaten for all his crimes against the humanity, and me and you, reader. But alas, the thread ended in a hypothetical fart.

It's not evil, just disappointing. Sure, if part 2 of the thread will exist I'll post ">># steals last posts in interesting threads to ruin them." or ">># steals prepared responses from other posters." if I found the first message already there.

All in all, I suppose this makes the guy who finished last thread... kind of a butthead.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:20

Just sayin'

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:39

In Germany, it's very un-PC to answer any yes/no question with "jawohl".

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:54


I saw 998 available and refreshed a couple of times to see if anyone else was going to post, then typed in the first dumb thing to come into my head. Since I started the thread, I felt obliged to almost finish it.

Don't know who capped it off with Punctual Gomez, but I salute him.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:58

inflating a plugsuit with a fart

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 23:21

Kinda mental today

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 00:13

I forgot how great traps are.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 01:51

Sounds like you have a story. I'm interested.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 01:53

They are pretty got at the whole gooby thing, I have to admit.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 01:55

It was obviously done by Punctual Gomez, who else might be this punctual?

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 17:13

Let's all just reject reality and go pick wildflowers instead.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 19:28


805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 00:49

I thought DQN already made a videogame.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 01:04

I'm worried that there was nothing this Christmas. It's even less effort than last year!

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 03:14

Michael sure has been double checking my order for a long time.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 03:59

Not a lot of variety in what you guys fap to

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 08:38

what the fuck

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 10:15

That's my favourite filmstrip!

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 11:56


813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 12:08

The barrier between "the past" where everything was fun and genuine and "the present" where things are crappy and awful keeps moving forward.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 12:12


815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 14:05

So, I went to 4chan today. Apparently Hiroyuki cares about furries. It looks like he is throwing all the kinks he enjoys into /trash/. This way those threads aren't washed away within minutes by whatever /b/ is doing these days, but kindle for days.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 15:20

None of these things are Hiroyuki's ideas, he doesn't have the English communication skills to stop mods from doing stupid things like that so it's essentially the inmates running the asylum at this poing.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 16:29

hi king lear

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 17:35

I'm compiling Ruby on my already overheated laptop because I LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 18:04

You should upgrade Slack as well. That'll teach it a lesson.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 18:04

Not Slack, me fucking moran, Stack. Jesus.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 20:27

everything from magical gender bending to bridge fucking

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 00:28

I must have slack.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 00:34

I don't think.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 16:59

Taking a dump only every other day is fucking terrible.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 17:32

Well, I'm awake at least. I don't wanna work today.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 19:08

The guy who wins a water drinking competition is still going to die.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 20:08

Incest is the ultimate act of narcissism.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 20:25

I have accomplished absolutely fucking nothing today.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 00:10

you wrote this post.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 02:10

Yeah, you do it little by little. Don't look down on yourself.

Especially if it's because somebody did something big and filmed it. Most likely he had a whole team who got him there and who won't get any credit.

Be happy, you're doing great!

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 04:40

I got groceries and made some simple food.
I played jenga with roommates.
Feels less anxiety man.
I need to go to bed but I'm still hungry.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 07:36

I did laundry and played cards against humanity.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 10:21

I just became computer. Why are .computer domains bizarrely expensive?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 10:51

I hear the internet is really slow there.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 12:33


836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 18:09

Thanks, I guess you're right. Actually, after making that post, I was abnormally productive for the rest of the evening, so things aren't so bad just now.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 18:25

BBSs frequented: 2

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 19:41

It feels good to be back home, in my pajamas.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 22:19

They flipped it. They flipped it over again!

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8174 22:41

Porn mango where a girl's asshole is drawn like its onahole facsimile

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 05:03

Where are those darn keys again?

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 06:38

I should just put tracking beacons on everything I own, no matter how trivial, so that I can always find it when I need it without needing to be organized.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 06:46

Work is sometimes slightly more fun than being at home.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 07:04

It has a nice purpose to it, I would work more if they let me jack off at my desk.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 08:28

I am completely honest about everything all of the time.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 10:08

How do I refer to my gonads and scrotum as a single object now that the plural "balls" is technically incorrect? It sounds weird to tell someone "suck my ball, dude!"

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 13:42

Is it?

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 15:18

>>847 For me it is, but not in a general linguistic sense, no.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 16:18

I'm sorry for your loss.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 16:59

I feel for you. I hope this was the worst you have to go through.

Try avoiding it by referring to your penis. Phil Fish, former indie game creator, drama queen, has a good quote, "Suck my dick. Choke on it." This way it won't sound weird or remind you of better days.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 18:49

what a badass!

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 19:20

Kids sucks. Well, people suck and kids are just little people that can get away with more.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 21:38

We have to crunch this stupid thing now in record time. It seems right down impossible to meet the deadline, which is next Friday. We started this project last Wednesday. Heh.

I think my boss may have fucked up and promised the owner he'd fix whatever he fucked up by this week. Of course, the people who actually fix the retarded mistakes an executive manager commits are always the low-level employees who have no choice.

But I'm thinking we probably won't finish anyway. He'll have to face the facts next Friday. If he goes down, I think he'll try to take me (and me particularly) with him though.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8175 23:26

Russia is fucking huge.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 07:57

What the fuck is IDM

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 08:09


857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 08:12

I'm glad you survived.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 08:19

Incel dance music.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 08:21


860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 11:59

Please don't do that.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 13:11

I don't see how anyone can understand anything about the world without a general understanding of calculus and nonlinear dynamics.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 13:49

I microapologized to some college twit yesterday. It just made her more angry.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 15:02

Intel Dance Music?

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 20:05

The Jak trilogy on Vita is a pretty bad port. It lags out when you sneeze, the touch areas on the back are awkward, and inverting the camera directions on Jak II also somehow inverts the walking directions.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 20:06


866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 22:08

duck cocks

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 23:46

Intuitive Dance Music?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 00:38

What are some vita games you really like?

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 00:46

How long until CFWs are a thing on the Vita?

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 00:48

It bugs me when people say "the fact that I can't tell whether this is satire just shows how bad [people who disagree with me] have gotten." The fact that you can't identify satire just shows that you're dumb.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 05:30

Monobeno is on the Vita.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 07:46

Satire can be hard to identify sometimes, though yes, it's very stupid and/or dishonest to make an argument based on what one knows to be one's own misconception.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 13:23

Yet sometimes it's "witty" person's fault.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 15:26

I can't play vainilla Morrowind and resist the temptation to just choke my character on increase intelligence potions to exploit alchemy shamelessly.

But it's so fun to make potions that make you levitate super fast, or potions that increases your personality to 1200 in one chug making everyone instantly love you, even Vivec ordinators.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 17:29


876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 17:29

I always did alchemy right off the bat too but only in tandem with an endurance skill to max out HPs.
As for ordinators, I usually would raise my hand-to-hand skills on some weaker enemies and then taunt them into a fight and punch them to death and then take their armor and stuff

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 18:49

I got it only a couple of months ago so not many...
The Sly trilogy port is a much smoother port. Tearaway is cute but obviously gimmicky, and Persona 4 Golden is next on the list.
I've also been playing Danganronpa but it's frustratingly condescending.

Nothing yet AFAIK. They got paranoid after the PSP was well and truly raped, so the only thing of note on current gen is a browser vulnerability on the PS4 (you get native code, but it's sandboxed).

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 19:27

Gosh, my hair sure is heavy.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 20:19

Talking Taiga nendoroid

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 20:19

Blizzard warning Friday. Ought to buy eggs and floss.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 00:28

Nothing will ever fill this boundless void inside of me.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 03:06

>>881 A turkey melt will do the job!

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 03:12

the train is fine

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 05:06

we like string

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 06:06

white people are better than black people

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 10:29

I have a severe cuddle deficiency.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 10:48

i keep eating but i'm still hungry

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 19:49

I can't believe we've been defining the circle constant wrong this entire time.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 23:40

She was literally a fucking microwave?

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 02:42

I want to post in this incoherence now, but we must become coherent eventually!

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 03:41

I got a captcha on fourchyuh once that said "rape". I think I took a screenshot to prove it but I can't find it.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 05:31

Some shitty copyright shark that claims represents a fictitious company called "OfficaleOneTV" just filled bogus copyright claims and took down every Kenny vs Spenny video on youtube while I was in the middle of fucking watching them.
What the fuck.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 15:25

I can't feel my toes.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 17:44

You feeling a little destitute?

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 18:31

current year : 1993

current mood : (*゚ー゚)

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 18:34

I think he's just having an existential crisis.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 18:51

When did DJ Khaled become a meme?

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 04:52

I'm sure someone has done it before, maybe a developer has a remote understanding of how it works.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 05:34

I don't want to be incoherent anymore, but I don't want to leave. No one here makes sense.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 07:29

At first, this confused me. Then I realized that I was misremembering the name of the Pakleds from TNG.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 08:56

Classical music is starting to appeal to me. I'm happy with this, but it's 4am I need to sleep.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 12:12

>>891 It's okay, I believe you

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 15:26

I don't know how to tell this guy his life is worthless.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 18:42

When you ride wit me on the journy to success

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 20:16

I'm a fruitcake.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 00:56

> tfw you will never achieve CHIM

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 03:56

The kind of people who wear adult diapers so that they can let out the most mundane of farts without having to go to the bathroom first.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 10:01

We're all mad here.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 15:34

I wanna meet a weather nerd when I am old. The kind who writes the articles that get put on wikipedia's main page all the time.
I wanna talk to them for a good 15 or 20 minutes about all the snow we had yesterday until they are good and bored. Put on a real semi-senile act.

When they finally start acting good and bored and I wanna go 'Yeah, well, maybe you should get a real hobby, you nerd. and stop shitting up wikipedia!'

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 16:32

I consider myself to be a fairly effeminate man.

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 22:08

Blame the octopus.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8181 22:58

What personality disorder does Pingu have?

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 01:44

I saw this guy ironically criticize this attitude of irony that a lot of hipsters have these days (or was that a few years ago?). At first I thought he was making an actual criticism of it in a humorous way, but then I realized that he had just taken it to a whole new level. It was too much for me. I can't agree or disagree with him. I'm just uncomfortable.

That's genius.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 02:22

I studied Japanese for a while because... well, you know why. Anyhow, I never formally practiced my listening skills, so while my reading is below average, my listening is just pitiful. Recently, however, I realized that for certain anime characters, I for some reason can understand them some what clearly without any difficulty. Even if it's words that I don't understand, I'm still able to comprehend the syllables that composes the word. Investigating a little further showed that these characters consisted only of high voiced anime girls.

I read or heard somewhere that even just listening to a language builds the neural pathways in your brain to better comprehend the language although it doesn't help your grammar or vocabulary if you haven't studied any. If this study is real and not something I misremembered or am currently lying about, I think a good guess as to why I can only understand this selection of Japanese speakers is because of my viewing habits. That being tons of SOL/yuri/CGDCT shows without any male characters.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 06:55

I think the most honest argument is "I like to smoke pot and I don't want to go to prison for smoking pot."

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 08:26


917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 15:13

I miss you

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 18:36

I miss you too.

wanna bum?

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 20:40

The letter A in Zapf Dingbats is a star of David.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8182 21:00

I didn't mean it as a shitpost.

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 02:59

There is something about greystravels weblog that makes it feel so special, so personal. Solitude in photos, perhaps?

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 06:40

It turns out that B.O.B. is a flat earther.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 07:02

My pronouns are a closely guarded secret.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 08:13

All of the sites in the textsphere are pretty cute, like Post Office

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 08:29

I miss HelloChannel

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 17:13

It's increasingly difficult to come up with effective fantasies to arouse myself as I get older, but the other day I came up with one that is incredibly effective for some reason. I imagine an attractive woman starring in a shampoo commercial. The director wants her to have a more orgasmic face, so they get somebody to stimulate her breasts from behind. Of course then they start to stimulate her pussy and eventually begin fucking her full on. It results in the most successful commercial ever. I'm not sure why I find this scenario so hot.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 20:18

Maybe it's the danger of getting hair products in the vagoo.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 21:08

The new season of south park is too real.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 21:40

My life is an endless cascading torrent of existential dread and fear and awe.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 22:50

Can this CYOA fad die already so we can go back to *pa and novel threads

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8183 23:47

Can this anonymous textboard fad die already so we can go back to facebook?

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 00:35

fuck you, buddy

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 05:02

But the CYOA thread has been dead for many days, these are clearly dungeonmaster DnD like roleplaying threads not CYOA.
The CYOA thread is great, too bad it references a thread somewhere else that is now a linkfarm.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 05:20

If Thelonius Monk was black, he'd be Felonious Monk.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 06:32

Can we all die so we can go back to nonexistence

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 07:17

I don't want to die

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 09:19

I want to become a cute girl's living dakimakura.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 12:45

Oh dear shanachan seems to be down, hope it's not because of all the cp...

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 16:24

I really really really really really really need some drugs.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 18:23

What kind of special food should I buy this weekend?

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 18:50


942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 19:12


943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 20:28

Imagine a cute girl smiling mischievously and fondling your buttocks.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 21:25

I'm trying to develop a first-name-only reputation, like a pop star or a prince. Or Prince, who was both.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 06:55

i might just eat ice cream twice today

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 07:19

I wonder if by the time I'm nearing my death (hopefully an old age one at that), my brain will be able to live on inside a computer, or at least be able to still think and use a computer. I still can't wrap my head around not being able to as much as realize I'm gone.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8185 10:10

lolicore.ch seems to be down as well. now where am I supposed to go when I need my fix of aural abuse

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 03:07

Go to wikipedia and grab some artists from the noise music article.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 03:19

My codebase is absolutely bollocks. When I made it I honestly didn't even consider someone else was going to be peeping at it.
Well, my company decided it was a good idea to use my application as a base for another application and now there's this whole other party basically cursing their own rotten luck.
I feel kind of bad about it.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 07:12

i'm pretty sure i'm about to fail out of grad school.
if i can find a job, this could be a good thing.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 14:14

Is it true that the next US elections are pretty much "vote Bernie if you want to smoke weed or vote Trump if you are big fat /b/tard"? I mean, the rest just look plain, like your typical politicians who talk big and don't even think about delivering.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 14:16

Under the moon, >>947, under the moon...

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 15:44

pretty much, trump and bernie are the only interesting candidates. I hope one of them wins. either one, honestly. I wish we had preferential voting. so I could list both of them

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 15:50

Yes, Sanders and Trump are definitely "honest" and "sincere" and haven't just recognized that the most slogantastic mainstream candidates will win.

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 17:40

I am so fucking mad
this Jak 2 port is the shittiest
it's so laggy and glitchy, the level where you have to escape the water slums through the hordes of police is basically impossible

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8186 19:02

I said they're the most interesting, not sincere. They're politicians, after all.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 04:37

Sanders is consistent.

Where I live in the US, weed is already legal. I don't think voting for Bernie will help me smoke more weed, but it's stupid that it's banned in most states.

captcha: dehigh

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 09:53

Consistent in a line of thinking which invariably leads to famine, fascism, mass murder, and large-scale wars.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 11:17

We are children of the future.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 12:40

God didn't make you better, the nurses and doctors busting their asses to make you better made you better. I'd find it kind of insulting if it was me.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 12:56

I have cut off your head and shit down your throat cos you're a cunt!

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 15:35

I don't know much about politics, but I believe there are plenty of countries that have socialist programs, including the US. Weren't the socialist programs that led to "famine, fascism, mass murder, and large-scale wars" implemented in a way that distributed the wealth completely equally? Isn't Sanders implementing a program that only distributes it in a more even fashion (like the top tenth of the 1% don't get all the money)? From what it sounds like, he could still sell it as capitalism in that the harder you work, smarter you are, and luckier you are, the more money you have. It's just that if you accumulate so much wealth that you're business literally can't fail or you can easily corrupt the political system with your money, you will have to pay hefty taxes to lower you down to a more reasonable wealth, which is still unimaginable rich for most of us. I genuinely don't know if this is correct, but that's what I got out of this whole ordeal.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 16:01

If you look at capitalist United States, it's become a fascist system in that you have 10% of the nation controlling the entire country, and the bottom 90% not having any say in the government (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tu32CCA_Ig). We also have had plenty of wars (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States#21st_century_wars) which from what I hear, some of those were started to get oil. I'm not sure if those are considered large-scale or not. And we have ever increasing famine as poor cities can't get clean water like Flint, Michigan or other cities as well (http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/jan/28/philadelphia-water-testing-crisis-flint-health-risk http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/michigan/flint-water-crisis/2016/01/27/many-michigan-cities-higher-lead-levels-flint/79438144/). I don't know about mass murder (unless you want to count all those terrorists we killed), but we do have mass incarceration, and a lot of those who are incarcerated are nonviolent drug offenders (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/us-prison-population_us_56686cf0e4b0f290e5217ffb). I'm not saying all of this is due to capitalism, but it doesn't seem like socialism is causing it either.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 16:52

let's not do this now

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 16:59

when else would we

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 18:30

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967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 19:50

no no

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 20:10

favrorite pokemon: espeon

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 20:55

I got cancer and all I got was this (actually pretty nice) blanket.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 21:37

It's the price of coherence.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 22:17

I want some pancakes.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 22:29

I hate successful people a lot.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 22:32

Better living through chemicals, indeed!

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 22:38


975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 22:38


976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 22:39


977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 22:40


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979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 02:08

The problem with Sanders is that he's more of a welfare capitalist than an actual socialist.
The biggest problem in US politics, though, is the lack of dubstep denpa recommendations and I've yet to see a politician that sheds a light on the problem of dubstep denpa, j-core, gabber, gabberstep, gabberstep denpa and lolicore shortage among the masses.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 03:53

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981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 07:41

Senran Kagura: Bon Appetit is genius.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 07:52

amen man

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 12:09

Have you ever considered a career in political journalism?

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 16:28

My fragile psyche is not equipped to deal with this.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 21:16

I am deathly afraid that I'm losing my own identity. The things I loved and cared about so deeply, even only a year or two ago, already I'm indifferent to, and I regularly change my mind about things I've believed as long as I can remember. Any way I change, in isolation, is perfectly reasonable and unremarkable, but taken altogether it's as though I'm actively trying not to be myself any more. I feel like some day I'll wake up, look in the mirror, and see a total stranger looking back at me. It's not even a question of what I've gained or lost - I accept that most of the changes were for the best - it's the principle of it, that I'm not existing consistently enough.

When I said I'm afraid of losing my own identity, perhaps that's not strictly true. If I were in an accident and had complete retrograde amnesia, for instance, that would be perfect; every part of me would be perfectly encapsulated, unchangeable forever, in the form of Me Before The Accident. I'd have a blank slate, and it wouldn't matter if I were different from before, or if I changed afterwards - it's to be expected, coming to terms with something so traumatic. But the gradual, continuous change of everyday life is somehow abhorrent. It's like a degenerative illness.

I wish I was just afraid of concrete things like heights or spiders rather than this stupid existentialist bullshit.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 22:35

>>985 I thought everyone was like that as you get older.
With the whole thing about the inevitability of becoming something you don't like.
Anyway, you are not alone.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 03:29

Whenever I sleep with congestion I always dream I'm floating in a massive ocean, which makes sense since your breathing sounds like crashing waves, but there never are any waves and it's incredibly serene.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 03:49

Is there such a thing as "Canadian French"?

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 03:51

Yes, very much so, Canadian French is nearly unrecognizable and very few French French speakers can understand what the person is saying, where a French French speaker will just sound stuck up and overly proper to a Canadian French person.

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 04:22

I don't care what I'm like when I'm older since it feels like its just some other asshole's problem. Who I was is another story since I have to answer to that person's choices.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 14:36

Mycoprotein is the fucking best, I mean god damn. This whole time I was passing it off as some lame meat substitute, when in fact it's way better than meat. No fat, no gristle, no sinew; just that nice solid meatiness all the way through. I'm going to be eating a lot more mycoprotein in the future.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 16:20

They are French equivalent of Australians then, aren't they?

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 16:27

Mushrooms are sleazy, rubbery and gross. I don't know how manufacturers treat them to make "mycoprotein", but it can't be healthy. Sounds like a scheme to cash in on those sorry losers who kinda go veggie due to some weak reasoning followed by "that's my choice, okay?" but who can't really give up meat.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 17:12

Mushrooms are literally worse than hitler.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 18:07

Fungi killed more people than Hitler!

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 18:31


> I don't know [...]

Is 5 seconds on a search engine too much effort, or is this just your way of saying, "expression of ignorant anger on the internet is a hobby of mine"?

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 18:48

Oh, you eagerly waited someone to say "I don't know" about anything — just to post that bit about search engines. Did you fall into this trap yourself recently?

As for mycoprotein production, I'm not really interested in establishing one myself nor I think knowing how something's made makes inherent dangers clear. So, googling, binging, duckduckgoing or using any other web search tool wouldn't help me much. What is needed is a clear scientific study which you fail to mention in your response.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 18:49

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And it's all your fault.
You should be ashamed.
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