Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
Welp, I just bought a gift for some stupid gift exchange shit and after re-reading the invitation with a bit more attention, I'm finding out that the limit stated is the bare minimum. I thought it was the max budget allowed, like what the fuck. The polite thing is stating the maximum not the minimum, because you're going to have people with bigger salaries giving cool stuff and making everybody look like shit. Seriously, think these things through, this is an office for fucks sake.
But silly me, I just spent the bare minimum for the gift, no wonder the gifts I'm seeing are so awesome compared to mine, which is a bunch of macaroons. Should've bought some cool headphones instead, I'm so sorry for whoever is going to get these macaroons.
>>501 If someone's unhappy to receive "only" macaroons they don't deserve anything else, the ungrateful bastard! Do you get on with your colleagues? Would you want to give any of them anything more expensive? Don't let other people flashing the cash make you feel bad...
>>503
I get them when I go too long without masturbating. It's an inconvenience more than anything else.
>>501
In my experience, the most popular gifts are the funny ones, like giant fuzzy paw-slippers or fuzzy handcuffs. People actually tend to quietly look down on somebody who brings a really expensive gift to a white elephant since it's supposed to just be a fun thing and nobody likes a show-off. I agree there should be a maximum, not a minimum though.
I didn't realize you were supposed to wrap gift exchange gifts. I wrapped my scented holiday candle in white paper. I feel terrible.
>>503
Neither have I, but I've masturbated daily since I was 11.
I don't want to kill nobody.
not sure if i should buy another pair of silk long underwear or go to cotton or try wool again.
>>510
You should tell everybody that they're free-range, cage-free, organic, fair-trade, heritage heirloom macaroons made with Himalayan spring water, Damascan cane sugar, vanilla beans from the royal gardens of Turkey, ostrich eggs, Arctic sea salt, and baked in the volcanic sands of a small Indonesian island.
>>506 I use tinfoil to wrap all presents, it is really easy but also sparkly and xmassy!
>>513 The only people I give presents to know how untrashy I am, and they look really pretty reflecting the fairy lights! Plus, after unwrapping a present, you can't use wrapping paper to smoke heroin with?
Staring at the ceiling.
>>515
I agree that this might be non-trashy among the right group of people.
If X is older than Y, then X has also always been older than Y has ever been. Why is this?
Q is the only letter with exposed genitalia.
>>518
At first I thought "whoever has to answer that is going to have a hard time answering that." Then I thought "wait, who has to answer that?" Then I realized "I have to answer that." Please spare me.
>>518
That's not true because X could have gone on a super fast rocket ship and had time go at a different rate than the other and had Y age faster on earth then come back when Y had surpassed X in age
I wish I had a tragic backstory like that.
Welp I failed all my classes and I'm going to be homeless soon. During winter. It was nice shitposting with you all.
Say you're some sort of lingo kid. And someone says some word in an uncool way in a movie from ten years ago. But the word had come out like a year before the movie was made, and you learned about that word 5 years ago. Do you insult the people in the movie for not saying the word in a cool way? Assuming you were a lingo kid of course.
>>523
To live the way of the warlock you will need a large branch that is uniform from the bottom along it's length and branches off at the top and a large animal's entire fur, the beard will grow later and the shouting at everything in an unfamiliar tongue will come and go.
I want to like House of Leaves, but I keep getting put off by these pointless tattoo parlor asshole digressions. "This reminds me of that time when I banged that chick. She had really big thingies, I swear. Anyway, they're still in the labyrinth." I hope this is going somewhere.
It's been two years and I still haven't sent my secret santa
I don't know what I'm going to do
"I Am Not Spock" was a pretty damn Vulcan statement, people were just eager to take it the wrong way.
Best of fuck to you too!
>>244
Yes, I removed many abc.pl bans including those from the date you mention.
The problem with putting an additional captcha on abc.pl is that honest users might still get caught by it when running archival scripts.
Let's see how far we get without it.
What you watch/read really affects how you perceive the world.
>>535
Yeah, it's kind of scary. I keep telling myself to read/watch more intelligent or obscure things so I can regain my past perspective on the world, but I don't think it's going to happen.
Well, isn't this nice.
Yesterday just might have been the best day I've had all year.
I don't feel like I deserve this car. I haven't paid my debt to society at all. Yet here it is. And I am almost fully human.
I don't know anything.
I wish I could upload my brains into ROM thingie from Gibson's stories. Perhaps with a bit of RAM too, just to let me personally develop. And at worst (without destruction of my physical drive) I would just start from the scratch unaware about it.
I'm blown away at how well I did in school this term.
I'm so happy for him.
A guy from work just brought his vaping thingy to work. It's silly because he's like 40 or some shit.
A sister holding his brother's hand. How...touching.
(Badum-tss)
Has anyone watched the documentary "We don't care about music anyway?" It's about obscure japanoise and stuff. Anyway, the other day I found out that one of the bands featured, Umi no yeah!!, took their name from an h-manga with the same name. I thought it was a coincidence at first, the name sounds generic enough, but the front woman always performs in a bikini (just like the female lead in the h-manga) together with two other guys which call themselves her "aids" or some shit (in the h-manga, there are two aids that end up coercing the female lead into having sex with them, threatening to quit as they aren't getting paid).
This isn't stated anywhere, and after the documentary the band kind of slipped off the radar so there's isn't much info about them online, I thought it was interesting at any rate.
>>548
It's silly if he's vaping at work, but not because he's 40 (unless you just think 40 is a silly age). Being 40 doesn't stop you from liking nicotine. The guy who invented e-cigarettes is 64 anyways.
>>550
Where did you find the documentary? I'm having trouble finding an illegal copy on the internet.
>>553
oh, I'm an idiot. it was like the first result on google that I ignored the first time.
http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/we_dont_care_about_music_anyway
Kraken rum helped me shoot that mirelurk queen to dead with the overpowered shotgun.
I want an overpowered shotgun
ayyo, whatup
I'm a warrior
I spent the last 6 or so hours catching up on the internet culture wars and I give it a mildly enjoyable / 10
I wanted to sleep but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
thinking about getting my brother Masters of Doom for his birthday, but it's not for another 10 months
What's a good show or movie? And by "good" I mean something that can make an otherwise dull day exciting.
I don't want to talk about myself any more.
Saitama 2000
Do people in Japan really go to the arcades to play the easiest songs on Taiko no Tatsujin and Pop 'n Music machines or is Lost in Translation deliberately misleading me?
Because any problem can be solved with plastic.
>>568
From my experience, you either get the casual players (usually a couple friends) who just like to select songs they know and play them on easy mode, or you get the super hardcore players (usually alone) who do the hardest ones possible. Not much in between.
>>570
Addendum: I saw the hardcore players much more often than the casuals.
How the fuck is it almost christmas already?
DIVIDING DRIVER
The grinding noises thread kind of jumped the shark, to be honest.
The Disillusion Wagon
Christmas in Jail
Buying indie and retro games on the steam sale because my laptop can't run anything else.
So long cheap Witcher 3.
Are there any romantic comedies where the leads don't have witty banter?
Please, sirs-- the preferred nomenclature is "autosexual".
Meari san wishes us a meari christmas
I have developed a phobia for everything. At least I have overcome my fear of posting.
I don't miss Prozac at all.
>>582
Even in that there's flirty banter between Romeo and Juliet when they kiss:
ROMEO
[To JULIET] If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
JULIET
Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
ROMEO
Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
JULIET
Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
ROMEO
O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do;
They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
JULIET
Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
ROMEO
Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take.
Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.
JULIET
Then have my lips the sin that they have took.
ROMEO
Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!
Give me my sin again.
JULIET
You kiss by the book.
It's 203x. Toilet paper has slowly been replaced by high tech toilet machines that clean your anus for you. Toilet paper companies have to rebrand their product as cum rags...
I want to post in that thread, but I'm surrounded by loving family. What a shame.
Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the Christmas time of year. Oh how holly, it's a holly jolly Christmas this year!!
Dashing through the snow in a one horsed open sleigh. Through the hills we go. Laughing all the way. Hahaha.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you gave it away. This Christmas, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Jingle bells Jingle bells. Over the hills we go.
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, reindeer. Had a very shiny nose, like a light bulb. When all the others saw him. They would laugh and call him names.
Santa Clause is coming to town. Santa Clause is coming to town. Yeah!
Baby it's cold outside.
Don't be afraid to join in if you know the tune.
Merry Christmas, guys.
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1 from such a thing, to me Choi To hear. Though no massage related to the attrition.
During this time, I went Nearby Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
And then I do something people do not sit in the mess full.
In, well have dropped softening veil When you see 150 yen discount, it is written Toka.
I another, and Ahoka. Fool or a.
You guys that, I'm Ne Kiten to Yoshinoya you have not come to Shiki is usually 150 yen discount, blur.
It 's 150 yen, 150 yen.
Soften When you are Toka parents and children. Yoshinoya or four people family. I over in your Medellin.
Alright daddy TokuSakari and asked would in'll over, are you or vice versa. There is no Ran to look anymore.
You guys that, the seat Arcaro and from do 150 yen.
Na's I Yoshinoya, it's such should have been more savage.
It is not funny even begun guy and always quarrel sitting across from U of shaped table,
Do either bites are stinging, or Ne Ja you do is say such atmosphere. Women and children, the Back the fuck up.
In, if you wanted to do was finally sit, guy next door, at: multilingual DaiSakari rainy season, we have said there.
So also it is cut spotted.
Anona, I Ne Hayan extra juice Nante Kyo-bi. Blur.
What was a proud face, soup: multilingual in, but.
You're really I want to ask whether you want to eat the soup duct. I want Toitsume. I want to Toitsume small one hour.
You, soup: multilingual refers want only Chau do either with me.
Yoshinoya communication now if you do not mind my saying so from my, the most recent epidemic of between Yoshinoya communication after all,
Negidaku, it's this.
Large serving green onions: multilingual Gyoku. This is asked how through.
The I Negidaku has entered the lot is green onion. Son instead meat fewer. This.
In, And large serving Gyoku (egg). This strongest.
But if you ask this with the risk of being mark from next to the clerk, a double-edged sword.
The amateur can not be recommended.
Well you, 1, was stiff and I let eating in Ushisake set meal.
Having an in-depth philosophical debate with a moé girl.
There is something nice about forgetting what day of the week it is.
Merry Christmas.
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