Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
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I am disappointed in myself, I only hope this feeling doesn't extent to other people feeling disappointed in me.
And where will she go, and what shall she do, when midnight comes around?
I can roll up my TV and appreciate my beautiful wallpapers while moving my fat body freely!
I think you guys are doing something right.
I was curious about something and found an article that could answer my question. It was really short and only had a few paragraphs of text, but then I realized it was one of those sites that breaks their articles into separate pages. And it was 75 pages.
I was hesitant hesitant at first but now I'm here
I started a ledger file and filled it in from the start of the year. Next on my list is to buy a domain name and a VPS and finish some software and start a blog of half-baked cool things and...
Even though they are allowed to and often use his office, my co-workers never turn on the lights themselves. So they remain off until my boss arrives and turns them on himself. I don't know if they are unaware of it, or if it's a conscious effort to discretely communicate to everyone when is my boss not around.
I'm under the moon loli to issho, if you know what I mean.
Still looks crap on mobile. Have to fix that some day.
Just a fair warning: I'm going to stick it all the way up to balls.
This thing is pretty cool
http://oldweb.today/nswin/20051204080201/4-ch.net/dqn
where do all the nerdy yet attractive twenty-somethings hang out
Well, burly be as burly do, as me ol' gran'-turtle used to tell me...
I guess the next step is to go develop a drug addiction or something.
I don't think it would be a bad idea.
They're not us!
>>717
I have to admit I saw portland and thought it was the one in oregon
Ours is here. Never been to it. Yes I live near murdertown usa.
https://encrypted.google.com/maps/place/1984/@39.7589737,-75.6029844,13z/data=!4m5!1m2!2m1!1s1984+!3m1!1s0x89c6fda194a23da9:0x5baf01dd2f21640d?hl=en
(not the guy you replied to)
Why do I like camouflage so much? I guess because I'm drawn to it as an art-form despite it never getting the recognition as such. Each different pattern is an abstract interpretation of a specific environment. The same forest, desert, or war-torn city may have several different interpretations.
You, you llama-felching dog queef!
That's enough self-pity for today.
sucka my penix
I wish flaming death unto whoever thought it was a great idea to start the day and month counters at zero and not one when developing the Java date API.
Because clearly the year begins with Zebruary and ends in November.
I wish I was cool enough to hang out with hips- with any real people.
>>722 I like the look of flecktarn nearly as much as I like saying it! Flecktarn~
Oh Yukimame, you're the best.
It shouldn't surprise me that people write gay Always Sunny fanfiction, but somehow I am.
Whiskey smells wonderful, but rubbing it on myself as perfume would just make me smell like an alcoholic, wouldnt it?
"There was a problem with your roaming profile..."
Noooooooooooooooo
>>731
The alcohol is more volatile so I think that would evaporate away after a little bit leaving the rest of the stuff but idk test it out
Mir gehts serh gut.
I am awake, and you are only dreaming.
Every time I have dirty thoughts I get sleepy. Weird.
I woke up, disappointingly, to find they had reinforced my internal organs and updated my firmware.
Holy shit, job hunting is awful. It's just the absolute worst thing ever. You can spend weeks working your absolute best on applications and interviews and have literally nothing to show for it - literally nothing, not even an "oh well, I guess I learned something" just a hollow nothingness.
>>738
I've been there, and I fully agree. I job hunted for 3 months once, and was completely dispirited by the end. The longer I hunted, the less effort I felt like putting into the applications and interviews, too. I ended up taking a job with a horrible commute and low pay out of desperation.
Plus, all the good jobs I've seen my friends get have just been through knowing people, not through interviews or applications. Which kind of sucks for somebody who is not good at the whole "networking" thing.
I wonder if the Star Wars prequel films work better for non-English speakers, since the subtitle translations almost have to read more naturally than Lucas' painfully stilted crap dialogue.
Serious discussion time. We've been incoherent for too long.
discuss this
whips out penis
I read some of those hipster big-name twitters again. I feel sick and I need to lie down.
Is anyone there?
What's that beeping. Nevermind, I got rid of it. Wait... do I have to go to work?
>>739
I applied for a job last year where I met every one of the qualifications, had the specialized skills, and passed their knowledge test like it was nothing. They were acting super excited to get me on board asap...until they found out I was a student and I'd only be around for the summer, and suddenly the thing they wanted most was for me to get out of the office and stop wasting their time. It was as cold as if they'd found out I was a meth dealer or something.
>>748
Well, they were exceptionally rude to you, but if they needed a long term employee, they just couldn't hire you.
I like my women how I like my physics: purely theoretical.
>>750
I brought it up when they brought up scheduling. They said nothing about it being a long term position before then. It was for skilled labor, but I already had the skills and a ton of experience so I would've needed minimal training. It didn't pay nearly well enough that I could imagine anyone wanting to make a career out of it, so it was odd to me that it would be so critical that I be a long-term employee.
>>752
That is weird. I wouldn't want to work for a place like that anyways.
I don't have favorites. The question "What is you're favorite" is bad. The question "What is something that you really like and I probably haven't heard of" is good. I get paid to do this. That is why I am qualified to tell you this.
You know it's true when they start with "It's only logical." You know it's "false" when they put a word in quotes.
Banana and sprinkles and popping candy and syrup pancakes for lunch. My inner 5-year-old girl is delighted.
Calling it the "Internet hate machine" is even sillier in retrospect; we've had much bigger, much more fitting examples around for a long time.
On the other hand, she is biologically female.
I've lost my way. Then again, maybe this is the way. Or maybe the way was inside me all along. Or maybe I'm inside the way. The way the way is, there is no way anyone would know.
If you ain't John, I'm gone.
Not that I want it to be. Not that I don't want it to be. Not that I want. Not that I have desires or needs. Not that I have anything. Not that I exist. Not that there ever was an I. Not that there ever was anything. Not that there ever was nothing. Not that that that.
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly and take a chill pill.
Dear Dr. Win,
Thanks!
Thanks,
William Tumlin
_______________________
William B. Tumlin
4428 Elk City Road
Indianapolis, IN 46214
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In honour of our beloved admin, I've started watching Battle Programmer Shirase. It's great fun, but at the same time it does make me feel that cute imouto-shaped hole in my life all the more acutely.
Mau mau!
Icy patches on rainy days SUCK
my ankles hurt :(
Do you think I could make a living making indie games? I'm starting to loathe my job.
I don't give a fuck about David Bowie
>>768
I thought this once. Conclusion: Do it on the side instead, and see what happens. Become a freelancer or part-timer so you have more free time.
Otherwise:
Failed game => a year+ of no-income downtime and not much to show for it.
Successful game => a year+ of no-income downtime for something that might just let you break even.
Splenda is the superior artificial sweetener for coffee. Check my trash bin, it's filled with empty Splenda envelopes.
>>770
Yeah I was thinking that doing games on the side was the more sensible choice. But I'm in no position to do freelancing, I guess I'll have to endure full-time jobs.
>>768
You'll need to make a bunch of games. For your first few, think of them as learning experiences. If they sell well, great! Otherwise, getting the experience of making, finishing, selling and advertising will eventually get you to living off your work.
Get to 10+ games, and if you have any talent & skill for it, one or two might be hits.
It ain't easy, and there's a lot of competition out there.
>>772
I'm buy your games unless they're something I'm principally opposed to. Even if they're pure shit.
>>768
If you want to make a lot of money, just buy low and sell high. It's so easy!
>>768
Of course, you don't even really have to make games, just pretend to and be increasingly elitist about it and people will just give you money.
>>774
That's... actually pretty comforting. I won't let you down!
Check this place in like... 6 months.
>>777
I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort.
Also, a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before and the trick is you just have to REALLY WANT IT. Like want it really badly. Only then will you be able to put in the effort like staying up to 3am working on something even though you have to get up for work at 6am.
>>777
I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort, so go for it!
And a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so I don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before. The thing is, you have to really want it. You have to just desire it really badly. Once you want it badly enough, you'll magically have the energy to stay up to 3am working on it even though you have to get up for work in three hours. And then you'll go through periods of not wanting it as much, and if you just can't manage to get your burning desire back, maybe it's just not for you. But if you can manage to fight through those times, it will be worth it.
So go live your dreams, >>768! I believe in you!
Slavery was good because without slavery there would be no jazz
The Real Butt
I'm going to make a game. After I learn to draw and get back into making music. Yes this will happen.
>>783
Make a simple platformer with colored squares as the characters and random chiptunes.
https://www.bas.ac.uk/jobs/vacancy/antarctic-atmospheric-scientist/
Oh my god, I want this job so much. I have a degree to finish first though.
ME TOOOOOO
Just a reminder: frogs are carnivorous. For example, many of them like to eat duck's liver paste.
>>787
I didn't know frogs were such fine eaters, eating all that foie gras.
"To be consistent with data protection laws, wefre asking you to take a moment to review key points of our Privacy Policy, which covers all Google services and describes how we use data and what options you have. We'll need you to do this today."
What will happen if I don't? I read it, and didn't click the agree button. Does this mean I'm free from the botnet forever?! Not that I believe them.
I need to fuck a black woman
I don't want to annihilate anyone.
Using my feet to counter the resistance from the carpet, I push my office chair back, and find a wheel eating my big toe.
"Interesting," I think, and slowly un-expel myself from the desk to free my phalanx. "That could have hurt."
I limp my way out of the room and turn off the light.
Whoever flooded ">>73 is kind of a butthead" thread is kinda lame. It reach the critical >>998,999 posts in a day or two, and it could have been used in a much better way!
E.g. >>998 sneaking away into a new thread as it happened times and times again, or he could've been finally caught and beaten for all his crimes against the humanity, and me and you, reader. But alas, the thread ended in a hypothetical fart.
It's not evil, just disappointing. Sure, if part 2 of the thread will exist I'll post ">># steals last posts in interesting threads to ruin them." or ">># steals prepared responses from other posters." if I found the first message already there.
All in all, I suppose this makes the guy who finished last thread... kind of a butthead.
Just sayin'
In Germany, it's very un-PC to answer any yes/no question with "jawohl".
I saw 998 available and refreshed a couple of times to see if anyone else was going to post, then typed in the first dumb thing to come into my head. Since I started the thread, I felt obliged to almost finish it.
Don't know who capped it off with Punctual Gomez, but I salute him.
inflating a plugsuit with a fart
Kinda mental today
I forgot how great traps are.