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701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 09:20

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 16:01

I am disappointed in myself, I only hope this feeling doesn't extent to other people feeling disappointed in me.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 17:49

>>697
Ringo moguire beam.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 18:00

And where will she go, and what shall she do, when midnight comes around?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 18:24

I can roll up my TV and appreciate my beautiful wallpapers while moving my fat body freely!

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 20:29

I think you guys are doing something right.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:00

I was curious about something and found an article that could answer my question. It was really short and only had a few paragraphs of text, but then I realized it was one of those sites that breaks their articles into separate pages. And it was 75 pages.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:13

I was hesitant hesitant at first but now I'm here

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:23

I started a ledger file and filled it in from the start of the year. Next on my list is to buy a domain name and a VPS and finish some software and start a blog of half-baked cool things and...

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 23:59

Even though they are allowed to and often use his office, my co-workers never turn on the lights themselves. So they remain off until my boss arrives and turns them on himself. I don't know if they are unaware of it, or if it's a conscious effort to discretely communicate to everyone when is my boss not around.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 00:30

I'm under the moon loli to issho, if you know what I mean.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 02:24

Still looks crap on mobile. Have to fix that some day.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 04:30

Just a fair warning: I'm going to stick it all the way up to balls.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 07:41

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 15:27

where do all the nerdy yet attractive twenty-somethings hang out

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 16:53

Well, burly be as burly do, as me ol' gran'-turtle used to tell me...

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 23:23

I guess the next step is to go develop a drug addiction or something.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 23:34

I don't think it would be a bad idea.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 00:59

They're not us!

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 05:44

>>717
I have to admit I saw portland and thought it was the one in oregon

Ours is here. Never been to it. Yes I live near murdertown usa.
https://encrypted.google.com/maps/place/1984/@39.7589737,-75.6029844,13z/data=!4m5!1m2!2m1!1s1984+!3m1!1s0x89c6fda194a23da9:0x5baf01dd2f21640d?hl=en
(not the guy you replied to)

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 07:14

Why do I like camouflage so much? I guess because I'm drawn to it as an art-form despite it never getting the recognition as such. Each different pattern is an abstract interpretation of a specific environment. The same forest, desert, or war-torn city may have several different interpretations.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 11:53

You, you llama-felching dog queef!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 13:36

That's enough self-pity for today.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 18:29

sucka my penix

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 19:22

I wish flaming death unto whoever thought it was a great idea to start the day and month counters at zero and not one when developing the Java date API.
Because clearly the year begins with Zebruary and ends in November.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:01

I wish I was cool enough to hang out with hips- with any real people.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:24

>>722 I like the look of flecktarn nearly as much as I like saying it! Flecktarn~

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:26

Oh Yukimame, you're the best.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 04:20

It shouldn't surprise me that people write gay Always Sunny fanfiction, but somehow I am.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 08:52

Whiskey smells wonderful, but rubbing it on myself as perfume would just make me smell like an alcoholic, wouldnt it?

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 14:42

"There was a problem with your roaming profile..."

Noooooooooooooooo

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 17:11

>>731
The alcohol is more volatile so I think that would evaporate away after a little bit leaving the rest of the stuff but idk test it out

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 19:11

Mir gehts serh gut.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 20:48

I am awake, and you are only dreaming.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 21:40

Every time I have dirty thoughts I get sleepy. Weird.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 22:48

I woke up, disappointingly, to find they had reinforced my internal organs and updated my firmware.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 23:57

Holy shit, job hunting is awful. It's just the absolute worst thing ever. You can spend weeks working your absolute best on applications and interviews and have literally nothing to show for it - literally nothing, not even an "oh well, I guess I learned something" just a hollow nothingness.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 00:21

>>738
I've been there, and I fully agree. I job hunted for 3 months once, and was completely dispirited by the end. The longer I hunted, the less effort I felt like putting into the applications and interviews, too. I ended up taking a job with a horrible commute and low pay out of desperation.

Plus, all the good jobs I've seen my friends get have just been through knowing people, not through interviews or applications. Which kind of sucks for somebody who is not good at the whole "networking" thing.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 01:03

I wonder if the Star Wars prequel films work better for non-English speakers, since the subtitle translations almost have to read more naturally than Lucas' painfully stilted crap dialogue.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 05:32

Serious discussion time. We've been incoherent for too long.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 09:00

discuss this
whips out penis

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 11:50

I read some of those hipster big-name twitters again. I feel sick and I need to lie down.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:21

Is anyone there?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:38

>>744
Yo, sup

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:47

>>744
Nevermind me, just replying.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 15:52

What's that beeping. Nevermind, I got rid of it. Wait... do I have to go to work?

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 16:09

>>739
I applied for a job last year where I met every one of the qualifications, had the specialized skills, and passed their knowledge test like it was nothing. They were acting super excited to get me on board asap...until they found out I was a student and I'd only be around for the summer, and suddenly the thing they wanted most was for me to get out of the office and stop wasting their time. It was as cold as if they'd found out I was a meth dealer or something.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 20:29

>>748
Well, they were exceptionally rude to you, but if they needed a long term employee, they just couldn't hire you.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 20:52

>>748,749
The first alarm would have been how that wasn't addressed earlier. Could be >>748 should have brought it up, but if they were so eager then they should have been willing to compromise.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 00:18

I like my women how I like my physics: purely theoretical.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 02:00

>>750
I brought it up when they brought up scheduling. They said nothing about it being a long term position before then. It was for skilled labor, but I already had the skills and a ton of experience so I would've needed minimal training. It didn't pay nearly well enough that I could imagine anyone wanting to make a career out of it, so it was odd to me that it would be so critical that I be a long-term employee.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 04:30

>>752
That is weird. I wouldn't want to work for a place like that anyways.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 06:08

I don't have favorites. The question "What is you're favorite" is bad. The question "What is something that you really like and I probably haven't heard of" is good. I get paid to do this. That is why I am qualified to tell you this.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 07:51

You know it's true when they start with "It's only logical." You know it's "false" when they put a word in quotes.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 10:32

>>752
Fair enough. I hope you find somewhere better.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 14:46

Banana and sprinkles and popping candy and syrup pancakes for lunch. My inner 5-year-old girl is delighted.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 20:25

Calling it the "Internet hate machine" is even sillier in retrospect; we've had much bigger, much more fitting examples around for a long time.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 20:25

I just realized that "ball-peen" is a funny word.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 20:47

On the other hand, she is biologically female.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 21:47

I've lost my way. Then again, maybe this is the way. Or maybe the way was inside me all along. Or maybe I'm inside the way. The way the way is, there is no way anyone would know.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 23:14

If you ain't John, I'm gone.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 00:13

Not that I want it to be. Not that I don't want it to be. Not that I want. Not that I have desires or needs. Not that I have anything. Not that I exist. Not that there ever was an I. Not that there ever was anything. Not that there ever was nothing. Not that that that.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 00:16

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly and take a chill pill.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 02:11

Dear Dr. Win,

Thanks!

Thanks,
William Tumlin

_______________________
William B. Tumlin
4428 Elk City Road
Indianapolis, IN 46214
_______________________

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 17:53

In honour of our beloved admin, I've started watching Battle Programmer Shirase. It's great fun, but at the same time it does make me feel that cute imouto-shaped hole in my life all the more acutely.

Mau mau!

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 17:56

Icy patches on rainy days SUCK

my ankles hurt :(

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:02

Do you think I could make a living making indie games? I'm starting to loathe my job.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:22

I don't give a fuck about David Bowie

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:28

>>768
I thought this once. Conclusion: Do it on the side instead, and see what happens. Become a freelancer or part-timer so you have more free time.
Otherwise:
Failed game => a year+ of no-income downtime and not much to show for it.
Successful game => a year+ of no-income downtime for something that might just let you break even.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:30

Splenda is the superior artificial sweetener for coffee. Check my trash bin, it's filled with empty Splenda envelopes.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:38

>>770
Yeah I was thinking that doing games on the side was the more sensible choice. But I'm in no position to do freelancing, I guess I'll have to endure full-time jobs.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 18:44

>>768
You'll need to make a bunch of games. For your first few, think of them as learning experiences. If they sell well, great! Otherwise, getting the experience of making, finishing, selling and advertising will eventually get you to living off your work.

Get to 10+ games, and if you have any talent & skill for it, one or two might be hits.

It ain't easy, and there's a lot of competition out there.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 20:06

>>772
I'm buy your games unless they're something I'm principally opposed to. Even if they're pure shit.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 23:27

>>768
If you want to make a lot of money, just buy low and sell high. It's so easy!

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8168 23:40

>>768
Of course, you don't even really have to make games, just pretend to and be increasingly elitist about it and people will just give you money.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 01:17

>>774
That's... actually pretty comforting. I won't let you down!
Check this place in like... 6 months.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 01:33

>>777
I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort.
Also, a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before and the trick is you just have to REALLY WANT IT. Like want it really badly. Only then will you be able to put in the effort like staying up to 3am working on something even though you have to get up for work at 6am.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 01:37

>>777
I am not >>774 but I feel the same way. I will wholeheartedly support a fellow DQN's effort, so go for it!

And a bit of advice...I've been in the "working a full-time job so I don't have time or energy to work on other projects" situation before. The thing is, you have to really want it. You have to just desire it really badly. Once you want it badly enough, you'll magically have the energy to stay up to 3am working on it even though you have to get up for work in three hours. And then you'll go through periods of not wanting it as much, and if you just can't manage to get your burning desire back, maybe it's just not for you. But if you can manage to fight through those times, it will be worth it.

So go live your dreams, >>768! I believe in you!

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 05:47

Slavery was good because without slavery there would be no jazz

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 07:15

>>777
I am >774

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 08:21

The Real Butt

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 09:29

I'm going to make a game. After I learn to draw and get back into making music. Yes this will happen.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 12:26

>>783
Make a simple platformer with colored squares as the characters and random chiptunes.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 12:41

https://www.bas.ac.uk/jobs/vacancy/antarctic-atmospheric-scientist/
Oh my god, I want this job so much. I have a degree to finish first though.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 14:44

ME TOOOOOO

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 17:25

Just a reminder: frogs are carnivorous. For example, many of them like to eat duck's liver paste.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 17:55

>>787
I didn't know frogs were such fine eaters, eating all that foie gras.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8169 23:22

"To be consistent with data protection laws, wefre asking you to take a moment to review key points of our Privacy Policy, which covers all Google services and describes how we use data and what options you have. We'll need you to do this today."
What will happen if I don't? I read it, and didn't click the agree button. Does this mean I'm free from the botnet forever?! Not that I believe them.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 16:11

I need to fuck a black woman

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 16:27

I don't want to annihilate anyone.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 21:00

Using my feet to counter the resistance from the carpet, I push my office chair back, and find a wheel eating my big toe.
"Interesting," I think, and slowly un-expel myself from the desk to free my phalanx. "That could have hurt."
I limp my way out of the room and turn off the light.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 21:59

Whoever flooded ">>73 is kind of a butthead" thread is kinda lame. It reach the critical >>998,999 posts in a day or two, and it could have been used in a much better way!

E.g. >>998 sneaking away into a new thread as it happened times and times again, or he could've been finally caught and beaten for all his crimes against the humanity, and me and you, reader. But alas, the thread ended in a hypothetical fart.

It's not evil, just disappointing. Sure, if part 2 of the thread will exist I'll post ">># steals last posts in interesting threads to ruin them." or ">># steals prepared responses from other posters." if I found the first message already there.

All in all, I suppose this makes the guy who finished last thread... kind of a butthead.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:20

Just sayin'

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:39

In Germany, it's very un-PC to answer any yes/no question with "jawohl".

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:54

>>793

I saw 998 available and refreshed a couple of times to see if anyone else was going to post, then typed in the first dumb thing to come into my head. Since I started the thread, I felt obliged to almost finish it.

Don't know who capped it off with Punctual Gomez, but I salute him.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 22:58

inflating a plugsuit with a fart

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8170 23:21

Kinda mental today

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 00:13

I forgot how great traps are.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8171 01:51

>>799
Sounds like you have a story. I'm interested.

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