[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (999)

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:35

And I'll whisper back
"Gno."

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 23:50

I want to curl up in a warm place and hibernate until spring.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 01:20

Witchery and wizardry should be banned.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 02:12

People who do stuff only because it'll make others mad are pretty sad.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 03:07

standing ovulation

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 06:52

I wish they would raise all the speed limits by 5-15 mph and ticket anyone going over that. It would be less stressful than the current system, where going the limit holds up traffic and going too much over it gets you pulled over so you have to stay in a fuzzy range that varies based on the time of day, how late in the month it is, weather conditions, your vehicle, and the stickers on your vehicle. In short, fuck the police.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 08:32

>>406 People would simply start speeding over that once again as the new higher speeds became 'normal'.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 11:08

Variations on carbonara.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 13:37

>>407
I'm not so sure. There are one or two roads I know that have the speed limit set in such a way that speeding is incredibly rare: I've never felt the need to go over that limit, and judging by the flow of traffic, others agree. I don't think these [sections of] roads are unusual in any way except for the oddly-high speed limits. If >>406's proposal were implemented, perhaps more roads would be like these.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 16:09

Yes! I'm done! I made every last one of my deadlines on time! This did mean I had to submit an abstract and detailed summary of a paper I haven't even begun writing yet, but never mind that! Now, I'm going to eat an entire cake and watch the Cardcaptor Sakura movie and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 20:28

Technically, 98/100 is a fraction of the cost.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 21:50

No, spam. I'm not going to click on a link to pathogen.php no matter how important you tell me it is.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8137 22:47

I bought a $20 dresser at goodwill and I'm going to have quite a time putting it in my corolla tomorrow

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 03:14

hi guys

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 06:58

i guess i'll just sage forever since i keep forgetting to remove it from the link field

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 09:36

Stick that up your tail-pipe, and blow it out your arse!

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 17:47

>>408,416 Tuna instead of ham up the wazoo

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 18:55

>>412
It's trying to be helpful. How is it supposed to know if you're already using a vim plugin manager? You should be grateful!

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:23

IOJOIJOIJ asssssssss
i'm sick send help

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:27

Fuuuuuck the 10 day waiting period

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:44

>>420
For weed?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 21:55

>>421
No, firearms

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 22:30

Energy is a beautiful word for a beautiful thing.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8138 22:52

>>422
Is this so you can attend the staged shooting at the University of Texas?

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 00:35

>>422
Are you going to vote for Trump but not ironically?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 03:41

Cat Poseidon

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 04:13

>>425
There are people who vote ironically? That's really stupid.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 04:50

Fuck you gun rights are the best

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 06:04

White riot, I want to riot, white riot, I'll riot on my own.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 06:13

>>429
I can join you. It would be a two person riot. I'd try to kick a bit. You would be come a friend though because it would be a joke and the end. Want to meet up?

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 10:05

I was 20 cents short at the grocery store, and had to choose between putting back my wine or putting back my deodorant. I still think I made the right choice.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 13:07

>>427 I usually draw a shark jumping out of the water or something on my voting card because democracy has jumped the shark!

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 13:23

The mental stability I spent so long building has been shattered.

434 Name: Poseidon!PEEINgHoBo : 1993-09-8139 14:11

>>426
meow

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 15:36

The successful businesswoman thread is all fucked up but I don't want to call anyone out on it.

436 Name: Poseidon!PEEINgHoBo : 1993-09-8139 16:08

>>435
That wasn't even me even though I know you think it was me.
Frankly even I'm puzzled that it wasn't me.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 16:19

My nose hurts.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:02

>>433
It must have not been stable.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:10

>>438
He didn't say it toppled, he said it shattered.
I surmise that it was stable, but brittle and unpliable.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:46

>>439
Let's just agree he was and he is stark raving mad.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:53

>>440
I bet he's just nervous and wants to be loved.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:57

>>422
I can't can't afford guns. I've always wanted an SKS but I'll never be able to afford it.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:59

>>442
I got mine for under 400 taxes and fees included.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 17:59

>>441
That's why it shattered.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 18:01

This thread is moving too fast!
Everyone post less.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 19:42

>>436
I didn't mean to offend, it's just that the sudden focus on pissing seemed characteristic. Maybe you have an admirer?

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 19:51

>>445
I agree! I should be able to catch up every 24 hours without having to leave the front page.
Here is a summary of the past two days:
>>423,421,437,438,443,444

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:16

>>447
I made it twice into the summary! Must be my lucky day!

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:26

>>445,447
Yeah, that made me so uncomfortable a few days ago.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:30

I shaved
I no longer look like a pube-necked naruto fan

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:52

>>446
I think it might just be DQN Quality at work.

>>447,449
But you kept posting anyways! Stop posting! This is the Elitist Superstructure, post less! Now I replied, so I have to punish myself for posting too fast on DQN and using up the entire reserve of exclamation points!

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 20:58

>>443
Same price my friend got hers for. Like I said, I'll never be able to afford that.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:00

>>451
But I am >>447 and hadn't posted since >>424!

I'm going to go and sit in my quiet box now.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:06

The post machine is going down, and we're going to have a garden party.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 21:11

I don't own any mittens.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 22:00

>>455
Oven mitts will have to do.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8139 22:35

>>451
>>453
They're gone. Look what you've done.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 02:26

Doing things to make others feel a certain way. Doing things to make you feel a certain way. Do you want to make someone feel like they lost? Or do you want to make yourself feel like you won?

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 13:16

Lately my SPAM thinks I want to buy fine wine, schedule golf rounds, and sign up for seminars on how to transition from middle to upper management.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 15:55

I don't get it, but if annoying others is what gets him going, then I'll gladly go somewhere he isn't.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 16:32

dqn dqn lol

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 17:22

>This urinal flushes with only 16oz. of water, saving 88% more water per use than a standard one-gallon urinal.

How do you calculate the water saved by a one-gallon urinal? This was in the bathroom of a math and science building, no less.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 17:25

Hey, 99%! Stop your whining, get a haircut, take a bath and get a fucking job.

Fucking babies.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 17:45

>>461
Herro nihonjin

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 18:05

Today I take an exam that will determine if I will be homeless by the end of this week or not.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 18:29

I am the 💯

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 19:00

I love the idea of people coming together and talking without any of the normal filters society gives us. What I don't love is that mostly emotionally undeveloped manchildren take advantage of this opportunity.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 20:15

Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of trains.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 20:54

>>467
There are two kinds of people: emotionally undeveloped manchildren and those who are too embarrassed to admit or reveal that they are emotionally undeveloped manchildren. I.e. closeted emotionally undeveloped manchildren.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8140 22:03

>>469
Joke?

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 00:17

>>470
You're a joke.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 00:53

未来未来未来未来未来

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 01:26

If finger print technology is a bad idea, then I'm screwed.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 06:36

>>473
Fingerprint technology isn't a bad idea, it just has so few good implementations and the really good ones are highly propretary that it's generally a piss poor idea unless you're a high end developer.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 13:49

My life is a mess.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 13:52

wordless despair

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 16:43

senpai desu

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:30

I feel awful.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:31

I desperately want to mate!

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:43

If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle each and every one of you.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 19:59

If I were a cute girl, I'd warmly cuddle other cute girls exclusively.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 20:07

>>479
Fortunately, you get over that with time.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 20:30

>>479
Calm down, chess is a game about strategy, if you're too eager to mate you'll only end up sacrificing your queen.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8141 20:37

FUG

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8142 00:01

Such is life.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 00:44

>>479 That ol' Desperation Stank(tm) will drive 'em away every time. What you need is to act as if you're outcome independent. In other words, if you get laid, cool, if not, also cool. No biggie either way.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 01:06

behind on work but feeling pretty good anyway

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 01:23

I never wanted a hispanic weaboo gf until now.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 02:42

>>487
same

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 02:43

I've decided that giving children robots with guns would be a bad idea.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 04:00

I downloaded Ableton Live and some VSTs but I suck at this making music shit, so I'm just going to not do anything at all.
Maybe I'll get a book on music composition or something.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 06:07

I finished chu2 ren today. I hate cell phones. I hate myself for getting caught up in it and expecting something resembling an actual ending. The later episodes also dredged up some old memories and I've been sulking all night. I feel generally horrible right now, and I have only myself to blame and nobody to talk to.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 06:43

とにかくやって貰わないと
とても困ります

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 06:46

finals make school almost not worth it

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 07:02

>>494
I was on board with you until I got the results today.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 08:44

i still have no idea what is the difference between DQN and VIP...

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 15:56

>>494
I miss school. I even miss studying for finals.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 16:01

I discovered wanking before having even the first wet dream.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 16:06

>>496
DQN is the land; VIP is the sea.
DQN is variations upon a theme; VIP is a 6000 extinct Tablecats.
DQN is the elitist superstructure; VIP is an international conspiracy.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8143 16:58

I can't believe you did that.

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