[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (999)

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 03:59

For an ugly guy I sure do have sex a lot.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 05:28

It's like you didn't even read my post. Practice!

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8131 07:12

I'd rather be stupid and happy than intelligent and unhappy

305 Name: sage : 1993-09-8132 00:33

and so i pray
unlimited blade works

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 00:37


> May arrive after Christmas.


well i suck, that was the captcha

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 01:19

Knowledge usually lives in three stages:

1) Some premise is, obviously, the reason for a conclusion.

  • Cold weather gives you a cold, duh!

2) Turns out the premise isn't really the cause for the conclusion.

  • Cold weather doesn't carry the virus of cold, what are you, like dumb or something?!?!?!?

3) The premise is somewhat correlated to the conclusions, but isn't the direct cause. Some additional counter-intuitive premise was necessary to reach the conclusion.

  • Extreme cold weather, under specific circumstances, might weaken your immune system and give you a cold if the virus is somewhere in the air.

This pattern seems to repeat pretty much everywhere (red meat causes cancer, fasting makes you fat, walking 10 minutes a day delays premature aging, watching porn lowers your testosterone, etc). What's more annoying is the horde of smartass DQNs who kind of reached the third phase but didn't read the reddit article in its entirety, blessing us with "Aspartame Actually Causes Cancer, But Not For The Reasons You Think!" clickbait articles and insufferable atheists in Internet forums.

Nowadays I don't care about "petty" scientific findings anymore, I always assume the premise is a bit related to the conclusion for unknown counter-intuitive reasons and try not to say anything when someone brings up a "well-known fact" that never made it past the first stage in mainstream media.

308 Name: YEAH BOYEEEEE : 1993-09-8132 04:11




309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 07:18

I broke up with a girl today. It was the first one I was the one ending it. It felt horrible and awkward.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 07:51

I miss you terribly

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 10:00

Why'd you do it man

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 15:21

bitch gotta go.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 15:45

>>307 Weird, you posted that pretty much the exact time I was talking about it in bed. I heard that a cold nose gives the perfect conditions for the cold virus to thrive, it was on QI so it must be true~

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 16:33

It's 11:33AM and I have gotten nothing done.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 17:26

me too

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 18:44

Despite having been studying them for about six weeks now, I still have absolutely no idea what a Lagrangian system is.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 19:35

It took me 10 weeks to figure out just what the hell internal energy is

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 20:34

I want to be a slut

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 20:49

I just watched Scrooged and made gingerbread houses
then I converted my lwt program to use the ppx syntax instead

tis the season, yo

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 20:53

I love another woman

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 22:05

I bet Donald Duck fucks like dykes do

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 22:32

Why won't you accept my love?

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 22:58

What could possibly bring you to say this???

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 23:28

     Pizza Hut
Toppings even in the crust!
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LIMITED TIME OFFER, NO DOUBLE TOPPINGS. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges, and minimum purchase requirements for delivery may vary. Additional charge for extra cheese may apply. The Pizza Hut name, logos and related marks are trademarks of Pizza Hut, Inc. ©2015 Pizza Hut, Inc. USCP2290 VPA135422-2/11

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8132 23:43

goddam you im sitting here hungry ,as fuck and you put this pizza shit all over my screen now im litleraly drowning in my own drol.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 00:39

Why did you post this. Seems like a lot of effort

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 01:14

Why do you get up in the morning. Seems like a lot of effort.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 01:55

Not really

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 03:08

Not really

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 03:35

Wrong, my man.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 04:07

Why's that?

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:14

Looking at this post I realized just how little I actually know of Wakaba mark. Damn. Is there a cheat sheet?

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:28

You don't see how getting out of bed in the morning and making a bizarre and elaborate post that incorporates text art and multiple html elements are different? This is forgetting the fact that living a life where you don't get out of bed is actually much harder to achieve and maintain than that of a regular NEET or even a wage slave. Don't get me wrong I liked the post, but I'm just baffled by what your motives for posting it could possibly be.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 05:36


>Don't get me wrong I liked the post

He probably posted it because he thought someone might like it.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 06:19

There is a cheat sheet here, but >>324 used html, which allows the following tags: a (href), b, blockquote, br, dd, dl, dt, em, i, li, ol, p, s, strong, sub, sup, u, ul.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 13:00

Did, like, a billion posters descend on this board all of a sudden?

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 16:12

Pretty sure they haven't. More than half the posts in the last 24 hours in this thread are by two people talking about a pizza advert.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 16:31

I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 17:10

I was watching an anime from this season that I usually enjoy, but for some reason, it just seemed more boring than usual. Then I picked up a new show, and I thought that this seems like a below average show. Then I tried watching something in my backlog, but still, I couldn't enjoy it like I usually could. That's when I realized that it wasn't the anime that was bad. It was my mood that was bad. I needed to be studying for finals, which was causing me stress, so I associated these feelings with my opinion of the show. I wonder how often people project their current emotions on to some media and think that's how they feel about it. Then they come up with elaborate explanations to justify this. They compare the show to something they liked before and see what's different, so that they can give a "well-thought-out" evaluation of the anime. Or maybe I'm just wrong.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 18:22

I got killed three times by someone named EwoksDid911 last night.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 18:59

PizzaHut(tm) really injected new life into this board. Thank you, PizzaHut(tm)!

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 20:10

Boys! Mmm!

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 21:13

I forgot and suddenly remembered to say how great this is. Dwarves with higher education make me a bit envious. Too bad I don't know how to dorf.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8133 22:33

If it makes you feel any better, in a year and a half that lazy waste of space has only written one (one page long!) book.


I can't wait to be done with my ridiculous number of deadlines and finally give the new update the time it deserves.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 01:21

Great insult: You are such a loser. The only contest you ever one was being the fastest sperm.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 04:23

Except they only serve pizza, because you're in HELL!

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:13

Hiding out in foxholes, playing silly games.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:29

Think about all those losers I ejaculate. It gives me confidence knowing I'm better than all of them. In fact, next time I ejaculate, I'm going to laugh at all of them.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 06:31

Shii sand front tea eh?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 12:56

It does, it absolutely does. I feel like I can relate to this character.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 14:43

Well he's a duck, and generally birds don't have cocks, so... hypothetically speaking the act would proceed as an analogue of scissoring. This makes full sense so there's no need to explain further.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 15:07

I can promise you that ducks do have penises, in fact they have exploding corkscrew penises.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 16:37

And with spikes and stuff. Ducks are pretty hardcore at sex.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 19:08

Ducks are fucking metal.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 19:41

Too much metal for one duck?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 20:18

Haven't some female ducks actually developed anti rape mechanisms because duck rape is really common? I remember reading about that.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8134 21:14

All female ducks have tens of different tubes inside their vagina while only one goes to the eggs, essentially they have to get raped multiple times in order to get pregnant.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 02:58

What if somebody adopts rape in other species as a defensive argument akin to "homosexuality is natural"?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 03:23

Rape infringes on the other's rights. Homosexuality doesn't.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 03:44

Google chats with kids.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 05:01

Owen Willson was sent to the Tannasin Chamber for "saying wow one more time".

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 07:27

Bedbugs have institutionalized stab rape.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 13:24

Imagine "Just let it happen" lessons in schools that have "avoid body harm" as their utmost priority. Awful! But that's what counter-terrorism instructions tell us. Basically, if you're held hostage "do whatever terrorists demand you to do, keep away from the windows, assume the party escort submission position when police forces assault the place."

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 17:51

Heaven-Sent Child of the Future.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 18:12

I don't regret setting up a .bashrc command that outputs fortune to box and toilet. Getting an ASCII dog holding a witty phrase drawn on a rainbow font each time I start up my command line never fails to make me smile.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 18:39

I just wish that there was a consolefont version of mona so I could have witty sjis-arts displayed by my .bash_login instead of just astro.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:01

You called?

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:03

Whoops, wrong number. I thought I was speaking to >>365. Sorry!

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 22:58

watching 8ch's software dev sperging out is kind of fun.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8135 23:53

Oh yeah? Well you'd do the same thing if you were in the exact same situation and you were the exact same person. Neither of which I'm aware about because I don't go there. There! Taught you a little compassion.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:58

josh go home

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 00:58

meant to quote >>372

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 01:08

There's something so refreshing about changing your desktop background after a few months of it being the same.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 01:19

Oh yeah, how do you think I feel when you call me someone's name who I don't know. What if I called you adam? Did that spark any feelings in you?

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:30

I wish Americans wiped out all the native Americans so I wouldn't have to keep hearing the remaining ones whine all the damn time.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 02:36

Damn! That edge.

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 03:25

You get lost on your way to Reddit?

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:12

Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you. Next time someone posts about their angsty fantasies, I'll make sure not call them out, so I don't hurt anyone's feelings.

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:19

I think you got the wrong guy, princess

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 04:55

>>380 tried to break the SJW thread

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:07

Oh, thank god. I thought for a second that someone seriously got upset over me using the word "edgy"

I wish the SJWs wiped out all non-SJWs so I wouldn't have to keep hearing non-SJWs whine all the damn time.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:33

In other news, I had a wonderful day

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 05:46

>>382 uses the term SJW unironically.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:22

>>385 is blind to the shit I was talking about

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:46

>>386 is blind to the shit >>385 was talking about.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:48

Oh wait, this isn't the SJW thread. Get back there >>386

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 06:49

Surely, we'll see blood this time around.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:32

I've seen some bad shit. Well I haven't, but I've seen some stuff that doesn't give me the best of feelings. Or maybe I haven't. Still, that's not the point. Actually, it was.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:52

At least SJWs don't fill 4-ch with shitty posts. ( ´_ゝ`)

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 07:52

(as far as I know)

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 08:05

Sometimes you just gotta move on

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 08:08

You can't stand my thoughness

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 12:25

Dreamed about sea slugs. Lots of sea slugs. That was unsettling.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:10

The only way I can poop is if I squat on top of the toilet like a slav.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 20:53

I want to call sleeping pills disawakeners because

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:10

oh what I wouldn't give for soko right now

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:23

But he himself had petitioned against them!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8136 21:49

BPS save us!

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