[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20] (999)

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-8189 22:12

Let's get to >>999 by thinking!

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 23:00

Life is like a mushroom. My sleazy friends grow them in their garage.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 23:26

What is this? This website filled with a bunch of fucking 10 year olds?

Ewwwwww mushrooms are yucky! No onions or tomatoes on my burger PLEASE. Eww mom, broccoli's GROSS!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8189 23:36

I've probably broken the law more than most people.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 00:08

>Almost everybody I’ve talked to in the food industry is facing consumer demand for these sorts of characteristics of their food, to remove ingredients people can’t pronounce, for example.

And yet they insist on serving guacamole.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 01:28

I like to eat my friends mushrooms if that's what you were getting at. No problem with the mushrooms.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 02:38

Get over yourself, dork. It's because of idiots like you that no one can have a civil mushroom conversation. I'm not saying I'm anti-mushroom, but I don't like that the stereotype of people who eat mushrooms is that we're a bunch of edgy teens who thinks everyone else is 10 years old.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 03:02

Hey, I'll fucking shoot you, mother fucker.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 05:01

The main problem with mushrooms is they squeak on your teeth. That sound drives me mad. Same problem with eggplant. If you cook it so it's crispy that's not a problem, but it's pretty hard to do.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 06:08

Let me clear this up for everyone. Liking mushrooms is not subjective. What you think you don't like about mushrooms is something you should come to appreciate. If you don't, you will not be a happy person like me.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 10:21

Mushrooms are shaped like a penis and therefor gay.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 10:48

> The CSPI observed that while a mushroom is a fungus, Fusarium is not a mushroom, and stated, "Quorn's [mycoprotein] fungus is as closely related to mushrooms as humans are to jellyfish."

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 16:19

I like eating portobello mushrooms raw. The squeakiness is unbeatable.

15 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8190 16:38

I wanted to get 14 GET for personal reasons...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 16:39

Just 20 minutes late for that, huh? Pooped on by post-greedy mushroom lovers.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 16:55

Can't wait to eat some chanterelles tonight

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 18:22

>>15 Maybe next time sweetheart

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 18:41

I like mushrooms but I don't have any right now :(

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 20:18

Andrew, go to bed.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 20:24


22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 20:42

Picky eaters need to be rounded up and killed

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 21:18

I wanted to >>15 get for political reasons.
Now the gays will have gay babies, force us to all eat mushrooms, and end up killing the polar bears.
I hope you're happy >>15. You boil my blood like a left-leaning newspaper.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 21:42

Pigs are smelly, muddy and gross. I don't know how manufacturers treat them to make "beef", but it can't be healthy. Sounds like a scheme to cash in on those sorry losers who kinda eat meat just because they always have followed by "that's my choice, okay?" but who have never actually killed their own dinner before.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 21:53

People who pride themselves on being locked out of a large part of the culinary experience by intentionally limiting their food choices really confuse me.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8190 22:12

Imagine being really into women lifting their shirts but also you have epilepsy and every time you search for "flashing videos" you risk having a seizure.

27 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8190 23:09

I'm sorry, but it would only postpone the inevitable.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 01:02

The concept of normal force didn't make a lot of sense to me until I thought of it in terms of a man stepping on a carpentry nail

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 01:23

dead board

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 04:21

Its probably not a good idea to use lumber that is still alive.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 05:27

When they said it might make my tastes change I thought they meant I might not like tomatoes anymore or I'd have an overpowering craving for pickled herring or something, not that "everything" would change to "ass".

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 18:36

>>31 If you were a dog, that would be the best change!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 02:36

Even when you're not feeling well, smile and you can gain popularity, money, and power.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 08:01

Why is the text art preview function still broken

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 08:41

communists from 6ch

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 15:44

I have made some mistakes.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 16:21

Big old sweater puppies

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 16:23

I want a milkshake because I misread >>36.

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 18:02

GIRL has completed her journey, if any of you have Noby Noby Boy there is a nice message

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 19:17

I think you're full of shit.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 19:59

Listening to jazz should be a crime

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 22:51

Now I can't stop listening to Kill v Maim. How did this happen?
Even though I tossed the song because it had such an obvious chord progression.
Man, fuck it, Art Angels is the best thing Grimes has done. Ever.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 00:50

Shut the fuck up, holy shit

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 01:14

that's not saying much

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 13:00

Roses have thorns.

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 15:46

What kind of special food should I buy this weekend?

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 15:47


48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 16:19


49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 16:25

I draw super good on my cintiq

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 17:36

YOU'RE full of shit! Poopy head!!!

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 23:23

Can I say I'm offended without the implication that I think the offensive material should have not been made?

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 00:40

Yeah. It also works if you just find a portion of a particular material offensive and even that outside of the offense, you enjoyed such material very much. All acceptable among SJWs too.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 00:47

My grandfather's couch is covered with my grandfather's shit.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 00:49

OOOOHHHHHH Shitttt!!!1 He said it! SJW! SJW! SJW! SJW!

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 01:00

i hate those fuckers.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 01:05

Get them! SHOW THEM HOW IT IS!! Let's not show mercy this time, and let's not stop until we SEE BLOOD!!

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 02:25

I think we can close down the Letting The Mentally Ill Rule College Campuses experiment now. We have more than enough data to sift through.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 02:57

Wellllll saaaiiiddd. When willl humaanns leearrn?

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 02:57


60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 10:09

Even before seeing >>57 I read that exactly how Simple Simon would have said it. Uncanny.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 13:12

Art nouveau is the best.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 19:10

No. "Offensive" is the same as "filth (ban this sick)".

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 19:54

I want the world to end

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 22:28

Several years ago I had a very vivid dream that the world was ending. Not in any specific way; everyone just somehow knew that the world was going to end very very soon. I remember that my parents and I went to an end of the world party, sort of like celebrating a graduation or New Year's or something. The conversation was sort of strained and people were drinking too much. My mother was determined to say goodbye to all of her friends, and kept dragging me along with her.

Eventually I got sick of the whole thing, stole my parents' car (I couldn't drive at the time, nor can I now, but never mind that) and drove away to the seaside. Then I just got out, sat on a bench and watched the sun setting in the sea, slowly coming to terms with the fact that the world was going to end, that everything I loved was going to cease to exist - and so was I. It was very peaceful.

If it were to go something like that, I would love for the world to end. Some sort of certain doom from above, forcing each of us to come to terms with our own state of existence, and then snuffing us all out at once. That'd be great. Unfortunately, if humanity is to go out, I don't think it'll be anything like that. It'll be something slow, painful, violent and ugly that we bring upon ourselves.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 22:46

The old Russian word "рад," pronounced "rahd," is a cognate to the English "rad." This means that the common greeting, "что рад вас видеть," can be translated as "how rad to see you."

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 04:25

Sometimes sometimes is sometimes.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 12:35

Custard creams.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 13:08

It isn't old, as a verb it means "to be happy". For example, "я рад" (= "я счастлив") and means "I'm happy". The greeting is "[Я] [очень] рад вас видеть" without "что" — literally "[I'm] [very] happy to see you", words in square brackets can be omitted.

Adjective for "рад" is "радостный", "happy". "Rad" is an abbreviation of "radical" (i.e. "cool").

But otherwise it's a funny observation.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 13:33

I put a lot of effort into that laboured "finally" pun. I hope one of you bastards appreciated it.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 14:10

I thought it was clever.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 14:52

>>70 (*゚ー゚) よかった

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 15:13

Fair enough. I've only had a semester of Russian and didn't expect anyone to call me out on it.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 20:50

I like when bands put that best song of an album last. It gives you something to look forward to.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 02:04

I'm Russian. Let's cheat on your tests.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 04:05

Anonymous acts of kindness like this on anonymous textboard channels warm my heart.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 13:22

It's not enough that they exist to serve me, I want them to be cheerful about it.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 17:13

Wanting, in despair, not to be oneself.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 20:53


79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 21:38

In German, 'Zeug' is a word that means, loosely, 'thing'. For example, 'airplane' translates to 'Flugzeug', or 'fly thing'.

So when you're watching Scooby-doo and it's at that part where the monster comes out and startles Shaggy and he yells 'Zoiks!', remember that he's really just saying 'Things!'

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 22:16

I can't believe I started watching Full Moon o Sagashite just because of that ancient 2ch joke.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 22:34

The words "kook" and "cuck" come from the same word, but have dramatically different meanings.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 23:46

Oh, little spider. I can't stop glancing a you. Making your tiny web, wrapping up an even smaller, unfortunate insect. Your back and forth dangling is making me nervous and my skin crawl. You can stay where you are, I will not hurt you. If you wish to come my way, I shall move. If you follow me, however, I might have to relocate entirely.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 23:56

Zeus grant me strenght.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 07:39

Okay but you'll have to be more specific than that.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 15:41


86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 16:32

Wearing a mask is surprisingly comfy. I should do it more often.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 04:33

What's gonna be the next sequence of situations that happen because of hypocrisy? I think we all know ;)

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 13:53


89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 15:52

Griffon, you have failed me. You are no longer worthy.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 16:00

Something is seriously wrong with my life.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 16:30

Sorry about that long comment.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 16:47

Coffee and paracetamol really is a winning combo.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 19:32

I don't care if heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ever gets back.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 21:49

And where's my boudoir?!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8198 22:13

It's really hard to find out anything about Yes using google.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 02:27

Godd damnn I had something to celebrate today but I think I forgot how to celebrate so I just went home got drunk and read the news.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 02:40

say what you will about Brave New World, free soma sounds better than this 1984 bullshit we got instead

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 03:34

We came to the Sun Room and entered up the anuses of human remains.

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 05:56

No we didn't.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 08:30

God fucking damn it.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 14:43

>>95 just search for "prog band with goofy high-pitched singer who isn't Rush"

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 14:59

You have no idea what's in store for you.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 16:22

I have no idea what's in store for you either.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 16:40

You have no clue, just like toy stores without board games.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 19:21

The only way to know for sure is to go back in time and tell Hitler not to worry about the lice.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 19:48

Akai APC mini! I'm going to boop the shit out of it.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 21:48


108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 22:34

Einstein was right again.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8199 22:37

I'm trying to keep only one tab open. Having many of them just stress me out.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 02:02

My self-esteem is down again.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 02:05

My self-Einstein is down again.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 02:07

I'm not even putting any thought into this anymore. I'm just trying to add to the incoherence.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 03:16

It's 8200, soon enough there will be more days than seconds in unix time.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 14:44

What kind of special food should I buy this weekend?

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 14:45

Picking flowers.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 15:26

It is cold and day. I am alone

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 16:25

Man, that's some good shit. I hope they invent me an antigrav belt. Or antitime belt, both would be so good.

Agreed, I have more than 300 constantly over 2 years (and some tabs are THAT old) and I'm trying to close a few every day.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 20:35

My university needs its own moé anthropomorphism.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8200 22:59

Yeah, I was wondering if there would be any engineering applications to this discovery. If it took two black holes colliding into each other to even detect it, will we ever be able to use it?

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 01:25

Greek mythology doesn't take itself seriously, why should you?

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 01:53

Would you rather have a glass of wine, or a rose?

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 02:03

I'm a fucking ray of sunshine and don't you forget it.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 05:32

Heathers was a Breakfast Club parody before Breakfast Club existed.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 05:41

(*゚ー゚) Wait, no it wasn't.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 18:05

>>121 How bout a glass of rosé

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 19:50

All alone for Valentine's Day (as usual).

At least video games seem all to have stuff like double xp to keep the likes of me distracted.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 20:20

Capitalism is the source of and solution to all life's problems.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8201 23:41

>>126 Isn't that nice, a nice little treat for lonely people

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 02:07

I got really sick and the girl I was hooking up with stopped talking to me. This must be some kind of divine punishment...

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 03:14

Look on the bright side. Maybe you dodged a bullet there.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 04:52

Sometimes when I'm trying to go to sleep a thought occurs and I can't fall asleep until I go post it in the "[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal]" thread. This isn't one of those times, though.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 13:44

I feel vindicated every time I see one of those programmer types using those ``pretentious programmer quote marks'' and it gets turned into monospace by wakabamark.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 16:08

I believe you mean ``meme''.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 19:16

Also includes anyone who ever wrote a serious scientific paper, as it is TeX quotes.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 20:48

Wait, that's where it's from? I've been using LaTeX for about a year now and I'd never come even across that.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 20:49

Now I can control all the lights with just a recompile-and-run.
My lady friend is glad I spent the weekend on this project.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8202 23:54


138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 01:42

It's really just from ASCII. Early on, ` and ' were symmetrical in fonts (the 8x13 fonts still display them that way), so it was the custom to use them as opening/closing quotation marks respectively. TeΧ uses the convention simply because it was the obvious choice at the time. Until the universality of Unicode, it was also the only way to write quotations in a manner that nested properly. It's just the way people used to write, and is no more from anything specific than using > for quoting is. See, for example, RFC 2646.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 01:48

>only way

I should probably amend that: the only portable way.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 06:05

I don't lie on the internet that often.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 16:26

If you truly believed in antinatalism you would kill yourself.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 21:13


143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 21:26

Yes, ``faggot quotes'' end up as the same “curly quotes” to which MS Word autocorrects "U+0022 QUOTATION MARK" pairs.

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 21:26

I like anarchism.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 22:20

I'm full of organs.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 22:35

Somebody needs to ask the big questions. What is love? What is free love? What is girls? There are plenty who claim to understand the concept of love, but not many people understand understand it.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 22:43

I'm mostly water with a lot of squishy stuff.
You know when you are traveling through wetlands and your boots step on squishy dirt, but not like mud, just squishy dirt. You know?
That's what people are like.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 22:59

Cute lolis screaming incoherently.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 23:04

I can't believe there's an official, live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie in the works.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 23:15

I've been browsing the Forbidden Garden recently, and it makes me sad that I missed the heyday of http://www.becauseitswinter.com. The last archived page of it looks really cool and friendly.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8203 23:43

Cute lolis screaming coherently.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 00:22

I'm sad that pax-tsukuru no longer redirects to DQN, salt can only stay in the earth for so long.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 09:45

Woah, wait.
What happened to the DQN RPG?

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 16:19

Today I'll take it easy.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 17:59

I just spent £21 on things to stick up my butt.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8204 20:14

It sounds well worth it.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8205 08:28

My order was just dispatched, due to arrive tomorrow. My butt and I are very excited.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8205 22:26

Well, it looks really attractive.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 02:18

I can't believe I paid $30 for a pizza.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 03:25

No one is here, I can dance now!

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 04:24

Was it at least a good pizza? I paid $15 for two pizzas the other day, and they were just ‘pretty good’.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 05:38

I made 2 pizzas tonight.

164 Name: (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω`) : 1993-09-8206 12:56

>>160 Did it fit in your butt?

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 15:43


166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 16:08

I want to eat a pizza with a really expensive taste.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 17:28

>>164 It will on the way out!

168 Name: MITONS : 1993-09-8206 17:56

Pretty sure my cat just farted on me.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 18:13

The core was dead, but now it's alive again. I hope all of the humans in the alternate universe or whatever are thankful.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 19:46


171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 19:57

They actually called it SKYNET.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 22:08

I am self destruction incarnate.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8206 22:55

It's okay. The cockroach will protect me.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 01:40

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 05:22

I'm sure everyone thinks the same way about their favorite music acts and stuff, but I'm absolutely convinced melt-banana is the best rock band in the world.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 08:52

>>175 They sure are a brilliant band! They are also the only Japanese people I've spoke Japanese to apart from my Japanese teacher, I said thanks when they signed my poster! An unforgettable night...

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 08:57

I have come to the revelation that I am the kind of person I most hate

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 16:01

I used to prefer saovq, but now it's too fast and too weaboo for me. I guess taste changes.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 16:26

What kind of special food should I buy this weekend?

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 17:58

SAoVQ has been gone for years.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 18:35

A $30 pizza.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 19:16

Holy shit, jealous guy threw my shit around in a drunken rage, then a girl I dumped previously in this thread gave me an angry talking to...I probably deserved it. But seriously, all I'm trying to do is get my dick wet and now everybody hates me. Since when did my life become some lame TV drama? I just want to go back to hiding in my room watching anime.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 19:59

Get a pork shoulder. Make cha shu

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 23:07

I wish my life was an afterschool drama instead of this sartresque hellscape.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 23:23

What he jealous of, boo

What do you take from that? Do you think you need to change, or do you think your view of this kind of person should change?

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8207 23:26

Two $30 pizzas.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 01:20


>What he jealous of, boo

Two $30 pizzas.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 16:42

I'm glad I'm not mentally ill.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 16:57

There's people in my life who are so difficult they may as well be.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 19:33

What would happen if Michael Bay made a Sailor Moon movie?

191 Name: MITONS : 1993-09-8208 22:09

I am wise beyond my years. I have been told that will change in a year or two.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 22:13

Are any other boards on 4-ch remotely active?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8208 22:36

/tv/ has a good amount of discussion, but only about Tom Hiddleston.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 01:57

/req/ has a fair amount of discussion about /dqn/.

195 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8209 05:25

Defenestration VR: the game attempts to detect size and location of nearest window, obstacles nearby, then moves player to a position and makes him do a forceful jump to the side.

196 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8209 05:30

Also, thinking about espeons. So, 196 is my favourite post number. Nintendo needs to step up its visuals as we are living in the dawn of Virtual Age. Perhaps one day I will be able to record myself onto a datacube.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 06:48

To what extent does the prominence of incest in Japanese porn reflect how many people are interested in it? Like, if the average Japanese teenage boy asks his sister, "Wanna fuck?", what are the odds that she will?

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 12:06

who the fuck is getting every tor node banned from this site, stop ruining it for the rest of us

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 12:46

I am so lonely.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 19:58

This, please.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 20:04

門を閉じた後に by Floating Cloud Acoustic Band from Unknown

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 20:08


203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 20:58

Then management should install better captchas or something. It's like enforcing border control by shooting everyone in the face.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8209 21:15

I'm really not such a great person.

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 02:25

Something like 30%, now if he asked his mother it would be more like 65%.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 04:30

Captcha was invented by evil nazi torturers. Tor, however, is used by cybercriminals and you wouldn't want their kind around you. Imagine if this place crawled with underage cyberdelinquents, what a horror it would be...

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 05:35

oh shush

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 06:15

What happened to the guy with the unbearably small penis who liked fucking glass bottles?

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 08:28

>>208 I've always been right here!

Captcha: babe

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 10:40


211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 11:25

These beetroot crisps are great.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 19:34

I don't want the burden of choosing a name. People will just complain about it anyway.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 19:55

I hereby slander you, pedophile scum! Someone ban this terrorist from the internet!

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 21:18

But not all parasites are politicians.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8210 23:05

Asexuality is by far the least exciting sexuality.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 00:37

But potatoes are neat!

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 19:25

I fucking hate iPhone users.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8211 20:30

Fuck electronics, let's just use clockwork instead.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 06:15

Bullshit trickster heroes are my favorite kind.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 08:31

I'm glad the terrible posts I made when I first started posting here are long since dead and buried. I only ever make high quality posts these days.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 16:19

Don't dream it, steam it.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:32

Don't stream it, live it.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 02:55

(*゚ー゚) I'm not sure if I want to spend $30 on a joke this outdated.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 19:12

I lost one of my basil seeds that I got from wikipedia and I'm sad.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 19:37

Link just redirects to the main page

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 19:49

It was just an old woman with a bunch of cats. I guess they don't save your family for very long.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 19:57

I made a family of a big baby with a bunch of tiny babies in strollers

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 21:59

I have no hobbies or interests aside from being a weeaboo and posting on dead message boards. How do I develop a personality?

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 22:07

Being NEET isn't as satisfying as I thought it would be when I was 17. Because, what is really best in life is to shirk your responsibilities, to fuck around all day and to hear the lamentations of your coworkers. Staying up all night playing video games and drinking mountain dew felt so much better when I knew I was skipping school the next day to do it. Now that I don't have any responsibilities to shirk it's just an exercise in futility on an endless spiral of boredom and hedonism. I want to pack some shit in a bag and lock my apartment behind me and start walking in a random direction until I find something worth doing.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 22:31

Everything's going to be okay.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8213 23:18

We have a ways to go before it's over 9000.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 01:10

You'd think hedonism would be sexier.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 01:36

Like that one time we played EU3 for 22 hours straight. Where is that crazy faggot now? Probably dead.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 02:57

Some people like to listen to music, but I like to start internet shit fights while I study.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 12:52

Whoa, don't call obscure and unpopular boards "dead". They aren't dead even if it's only you who posts on them.

Just accept who you are. You have more personality than an average user of popular imageboards who would only post reaction images and talk what cucks his cucking fellow cucks are, who would thrash on his own internet culture and everything nerdy in a masochistic trance.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 13:07

I was putting on my socks this morning and I noticed one of them had a huge hole. I just put it on anyway because sigh who cares.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 14:27

It turns out that mini marshmallows and coffee don't go well together. I really thought I was on to something.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8214 15:29

This is fucked. FUCKED.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 15:15

I'm tired of life.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 16:05

We were going to name him tim goodguy,but tim goodman seemed more subtle.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 16:21

Ironic that they didn't write a good ending for The World's End.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 18:31

i am very happy because i have miku in my life

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 20:46

But the ending was great, a nice social comment saying people don't change.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8215 23:42

This is really confusing.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 02:37

That's what I've been saying!

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 03:13

Never give up your dreams

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 04:56

Man, I'm running low on cheer. You'd think having all the slack won't feel like it... But it's gut-wretching.

Captcha: fate

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 05:52

I think the incoherence comes from an unwillingness to communicate with each other.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 08:22

I recently nearly hooked up with a promiscuous bisexual girl. I'll wait till I'm sober to see if I like that.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 09:09

it's saturday night and all i did was get stuck trying to solve a diophantine equation
I don't even like number theory

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 12:48

I felt sad I needed that Hatsune Miku's "kodoku no oto" song with Kurokona pictures. But it's gone.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 14:09

But the main guy did change, that was the whole point of the film. Any social commentary was limited to "skinheads are intolerant, lol!"

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 19:55

I want to go out and have a happy cutie time.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8216 21:15

Update: she was nice to talk to, but I probably did dodge a venereal bullet. Good night overall.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8217 01:43

What makes a movie or tv series good is if it includes discussion of whose the good guys and whose the bad guys.

256 Name: (* ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8217 03:05

LoGH seems to have a high ratio of women : men in its fanbase than most other anime series but I feel like the male fans and the female fans like it for completely different reasons. Male fans like the space battles and galactic politics and female fans like the "totally no homo intended" scenes of shota Reinhart and shota Kircheis sleeping shirtless in the same bed.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8217 03:18

Does anyone else feel rather... inconvenienced... rather than worried or sorry when bad things happen to you or anyone else around you?
I wish nothing bad would happen, but for the wrong reasons, I guess.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8217 04:15

I think what you're feeling is a little something called love. Some say you're heart grew three sizes longer this day.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8217 14:42

I don't think I posted that.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8217 22:22

>>248 I like to but then it used to be that people would complain about it turning into a chat thread!

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8217 23:13

Let me go.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 00:24

It's not just this thread. It's not just this board. Or just this site. Or just the internet. The incoherence pervades all aspects of life.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 00:31

I could avoid the finer things in order to keep my tastes cheap and easy to come by. It's possible that those with more sophisticated tastes enjoy sophisticated things in the same manner as people with simple tastes enjoy simple things. I'd rather be stupid and happy than smart and miserable.

264 Name: (* ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8218 05:07

Yeah I'd rather be smart and happy

265 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8218 05:37

Is Modal jazz gay?

266 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-8218 07:42

Not gayer than jazz in general.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 10:58

Emojiwhoring looks bad.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 15:51

Yeah I'd do that too given the chance

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 18:12

Yeah, you'd better keep talking to your pillow.

270 Name: (* ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8218 18:14

This is the third or fourth time I had a dream about cheating on my girlfriend with a sista (a black female)

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 18:16

Pigtails are okay-ish.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 20:46

Reddit is more similar to 2ch than these text boards will ever be.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 21:20

Caffeine is the drug for me.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 21:21

We're aiming for world2ch, though.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 23:09

Sometimes I get tired of people trying to disillusion me to things I don't care about and never believed in the first place.

276 Name: (* ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8218 23:10

This is the third or fourth time I had a dream about cheating on my girlfriend with a shiksa (a goy female)

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8218 23:27

I never even registered to vote!

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8218 23:32

I'mma have some peanut butthair.

279 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8219 07:58

my cat is covered in something sticky and I don't know what

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8219 08:03

When is this shitty meme going to end?ww

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8219 14:30

Renormalise my heart.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8219 19:23

>>281 Did you try power cycling it? Worked for me.

283 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8219 19:46

Foot baskets fucking rule

284 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8219 21:23

my captcha was "thiemen" which I read in my mind like an effeminate gay man with a lisp saying "semen"

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8219 21:34

No kidding, my captcha's "thot"!

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8219 23:22

I think I can guess what it might be.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8219 23:38

i cum on cat she hiss at penis

288 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8220 01:24

TWIL: You can pay your dentist in blowjobs

289 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8220 02:37

Getting down with these riddims.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8220 06:30

I get the feeling Hiro isn't as dumb as he looks.

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8220 17:27

I'm probably not that far from a mental breakdown.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8220 17:32

Why can't this come to an end already?

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8220 21:28

I feel like I could've written these myself.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 01:39

Seems like the company owner wants to implement agile not only for us poor sods at development, but for literally every department in the company.
I'm already picturing the unmet deadlines that finally kills this wonderous idea.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 04:08

Microsoft has made a lot of mistakes, but Paint wasn't one of them.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 09:57

Cuteness is the only thing worth living for.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 13:54

I wish I could give DQN gold to the poster above...

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 14:36

DQN gold is like fool's gold, but even stupider.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 18:04

I'm 6 months away from being on my "late twenties".
God help me.

300 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8221 18:58

Went to a comedy show and almost ended up crying

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 20:34

Death is non existent, you will be reborn on this plane forever.
Sleep and escapism on your only hope.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 22:57

I deleted all of my porn today.

303 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8221 23:09

Tips please

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 23:19

Click on your porn folder, then hold shift and press delete.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8221 23:38

Unless you're using a Mac, in which case it's cmd-delete.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 00:02

FUCK YOU KIDNEY STONE enjoy your trip through the sewers.

Jesus that's a strange, star-like pain pushing one of those things out.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 01:48

snibeti snab

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 02:02

If there's nothing stopping you from killing yourself, just go for it.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 04:49

Cut your wrists, die your hair black, kill your parents, shoot your school. No one understands your tears, so why should you care?

310 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8222 05:00

beat nuts

311 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8222 08:20

My favorite memory from summer vacation was ignoring the people who came to my house in favor of getting drunk alone in my room and playing Touhou

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 12:14

If you don't want to vote for Trump, your head is also likely to be full of Cold War-like Russophobia that is instigated by some politicians and media.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 12:59

I hate that fucking washing machine so much.

314 Name: ( `_ゝ´) : 1993-09-8222 13:51

I enjoy things.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 14:08

Unkempt hair, wide eyes, lopsided smile.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 14:44

Have we met?

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 14:46

Whenever it's running it fills all the bathtubs with runoff, and it's impossible to anchor so you have to wedge the basket between it an the opposing wall or it will get up off it's foundations and run away.

318 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8222 16:07

An Espeon is hanging out in my Pokémon-Amie room!

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 19:39

"or you're just a queermo, lol."

320 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8222 19:55

Sup 4chan

321 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8222 20:41

What a wonderful coincidence!

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 21:52

( ⊙⋔⊙) ≺ ⊍ ⊍ Oppai! Oppai!

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8222 22:31

Hobbies: needless rapes, seedless grapes

324 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8223 00:34

Calvin and Hobbies

325 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8223 09:30

I thought my gpu was crapping out but it was just some broken files.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 11:10

More sadness! More snow!

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 14:07

My empathy goes out to women who cannot masturbate without making an unmanageable mess

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 16:13

I have no thoughts yet i must post

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 16:59

Somebody born on the exact same day as me already has his own Wikipedia article.

I'm falling behind.

330 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8223 17:28

Barack Hussein Obama

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 18:28

>>321 What should I call mine when I catch one?

332 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8223 19:18

September 9 3 and cute AA kittens
Bright flashy banner with red falling mittens
Brown brick background art tied up with threads
These are a few of my favorite things

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 20:22

Shuwa shuwa, shuwa shuwa, shuwa shuwa.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 22:18

I'm pretty happy with where my life is. There's no catch, just contentment.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8223 22:42

Please hug me, I'm very lonely.

336 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8224 00:18

You know who else wrote a book? HITLER.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8224 02:10



338 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8224 02:15


339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8224 12:35

I wish to embrace 335.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 11:22


341 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8225 13:59

Ah, uh... I'm not very good with names, especially when I'm facing an input field this short and a pokemon this cute. My head just goes empty!

I suppose, you could try the name every cat owner calls theirs: "Hey, cat!"

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 19:54

I wonder if anyone has ever masturbated while thinking of me.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 20:32

>>341 I think I'll call him or her /nPA

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8225 23:41

This is why I take girl hormones.

345 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8226 00:02

No, I'm pretty sure it's because you're mentally ill.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 00:37

Cinema Paradiso can make any middle-aged moviegoer cry

347 Name: ( ・∀・) 凸 : 1993-09-8226 00:46

The dance party at the end of Grave of the Fireflies seemed out of place to me.

348 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8226 01:13

But that's, like, the least sensible part of my tripcode! Better call yours "EspeDAD". Adding "DAD" to anything makes it dadly funny.

If I were to change my tripcode again, it would certainly end with "/Dad".

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 03:31

That's only part of it.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 06:52

Checking in...

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 09:48

That reminds me, I used to know a guy who was extremely right wing when he was growing up. It turns out he was actually closet transgender and it was all some bizarre pathological expression of his self hatred and disgust. He ended taking a lot of drugs, having a mental breakdown, dropping out of university and spending some time in a mental hospital, before transferring to another university and finally going through the whole transition to become a woman. She's now editor for a local radical left wing newspaper.

Not that I'm suggesting our own dear right leaning friend is anything like this, I just thought it was an interesting turn of events.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 12:45

I broke a tooth, how long can I do nothing about it for before it becomes a problem?

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 14:53

Whose tooth?

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 19:01

Fear is his companion, Nintendo is his game.

355 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8226 20:12

π ≈ e

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 23:35

If I take girl hormones will I become cute?

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8226 23:51

It's worth an attempt.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 01:04

>>353 My own, that m&m was just a bit too hard for me

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 03:40

Totally, yeah.

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 04:05

You're pretty as you are! Your mommy and daddy love you!

361 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8227 16:33


>Your mommy and daddy love you!

If that were the case he wouldn't be in this situation.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8227 23:58

That is pretty long range, to be fair.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 04:34

Ugh, I promised myself I'd be already asleep about 3 or 4 hours ago.

364 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8228 05:21

I used canned air too fast on my laptop, and one of the components inside got unseated, either from the air pressure or the rapid contraction. I must remember to be more delicate.

Also, it's somewhat nice to see other faces around the board, even if that thread doesn't seem to have reached a firm conclusion.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 13:49

I feel like taking up Dwarf Fortress again. If a fellow dokyun can do it, I can do it too!

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 17:11

I feel like dying and/or getting drunk but I don't feel like buying beer, nor going to the effort of dying, so I guess I'll just mill around feeling sorry for myself instead.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 17:12

Go for it! You should definitely try joining a community fortress as well; they're great fun.

368 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8228 21:57

The search continues in the Indian Ocean for the Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 as they listen and try to follow the pings.

These guys sound like me always listening for pings. The Pings are my Chinese neighbors.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8228 23:58

It's okay to be laughed at.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 00:44

Mario Party 7 was the best.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 02:45


372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 07:11

My sideburns keep getting out of whack. I should just get some outlines tattooed on the sides of my face to make things easier.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 13:36

Or you know... lose the sideburns

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 15:58

I have mixed feelings about this dildo.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 20:19

“Do you often see things that other people do not see?”
Well, my penis.

376 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8229 22:37

Issue 1: Chemotherapy can cause hypersensitivity to strong smells, so that certain odors make a person throw up almost immediately.
Issue 2: Chemotherapy can cause dramatic stomach upset and intense gas.

You see where I am going with this? I just farted and it was so vile it made me puke all over myself.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8229 23:59

There is no more poignant representation of man's hubris than an overstuffed burrito.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8230 07:11

I'm so scared of the future and is this all there is to life I'm so alone

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8230 12:55

That's OK, not everyone gets to be perfect.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8230 17:52

Another day, another existential crisis

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 03:25


382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 04:35

I'm surprised 4ch is still alive in 2016

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 06:23

Come on, play along.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 13:25

I hate everyone on a daily basis.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 13:38

I'm scared and sad

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 13:53

I saw my first butterfly of the year today! It was a small tortoiseshell.

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 15:28

I went to a music festival alone, hoping to meet new fresh people. I didn't meet anyone and most people were kind of rude. Still fun tho.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 15:34

420 blaze it

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 15:35

420 blaze it

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 16:52

I hope nobody notices that I ate the rest of the crab salad.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 17:48

Have you tried being a cute girl?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 19:57

I've yet to try that.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 20:00


394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8231 23:43

Sex is almost as boring as exercise.

395 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8232 03:23

This is an American Boon
<===( ^w^)==>

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 05:07

Some college kid knocked on my door for the Bernie Sanders campaign earlier and I sent him away without even opening it. With a few hours of hindsight I feel kind of bad, because I probably will vote for Sanders if he gets nominated, I just didn't feel like opening the door.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 17:27

You can't be a good sanders supporter and still own a door, that's just not sociable.

398 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8232 17:46

Ignoramesses II

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 18:38

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 18:45

let's make this country grea-- brb gotta go drive over some graves

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8232 23:35

I can't post that!

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 19:14

Should I be this emotional about getting a new phone number?

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 20:25

Does it have any fun mathematical properties?

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 22:25

So, it turns out that my slender physique is less a case of having a good diet/fast metabolism/enough exercise and more a case of having had a tapeworm living in my upper intestine for the last almost ten years.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 22:36

I think that counts as a symbiotic relationship.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 22:58

Doesn't it hurt like crazy though?

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8233 23:24

Sort of, but I am technically underweight; I could probably do with those nutrients I'm missing.

No, it's usually totally asymptomatic. You might be thinking of Guinea worms.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 14:20

This. Inquiring minds want to know!

How did you find out?

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 14:52

Well, it is my year of birth minus 400. It's also a prime number.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 18:26

I happened to be reading about tapeworm infections for some reason I can't remember, and noticed that usually the only defining symptom is finding little white worm bits (like grains of rice) in your faeces. I remembered that that had happened to me once in my early teens. At the time, I basically decided that if it didn't go away I'd tell someone, but it never happened again so I forgot about it until now. It does explain a lot about how I could never put on weight, even when I made a concerted effort.

Well, anyway, I've got myself some mebendazole, so I'll be guaranteed worm free one way or another within a few days.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 18:35

I spaced on a word in my Japanese final, and rather than sit there for an hour trying to remember it, I wrote "わすれたOTL". Do you think sensei will still give me credit? Really worried here

412 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8234 19:33

I don't think so because "orz" would have been the superior choice

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 20:29

>>412 is correct, OTL looks more like barfing to me.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8234 23:20

Mysterious frogs.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 06:51

the rarest toads.

416 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8235 07:58

Is it just me or did Fallout 2 rip off Fallout? Lot of similarities between the two.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 11:16

"We Demand Apolo Juice" on Viptronic 5 is great!

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 21:33

I like the way things are going right now.

419 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8235 21:38

Man, I dont think thermodynamics was quite the walk in the park that I expected

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8235 22:14

You two should hang out.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 00:30

I destroy things because I'm lonely.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 04:46

While playing Doom for what I thought was the first time, I found a room that I remembered from a childhood dream.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 12:09

I took in a shocked chaffinch and gave it a nice dark box with a teatowel, a hand warmer and some food and water, but I think it stopped breathing.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8236 21:12

I'm full of shit.

425 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8236 21:22

Perhaps your dream was inspired by another game that had copied Doom's level design?

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 05:40

My secret lover, whose boyfriend recently flew in to see her, spent the night with me instead. We passionately fucked three times, and once more in the morning. I think the knowledge that I was NTR-ing him made it hotter. I'm worried about getting addicted to the feeling.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 12:34

Fucked like bunnies, didn't you?
Well, you can't explain "Oh, it was her who fucked me!" to a shotgun.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 17:50

Too much work
Not enough money

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 18:40

Garden is value.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 18:45


431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8237 21:49

Whether I want to or not is irrelevant.

432 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8237 22:00

Cookie Puss

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 00:37

Don't mind me, I'm just testing something.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 00:39

As I thought! Sage works no matter what you put after it in the link field. But what if it appears in the middle of other text?

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 00:40

Yes, it works even then. Fancy that.

436 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8238 00:56

I remember "nokosage" worked on 4chan back before noko was made the default

437 Name: >>427 : 1993-09-8238 01:40

I want to fuck like a bunny too...

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 05:55

Get a fursuit.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 16:22

>>437 so nervously and quickly, because you're making yourself vulnerable to predation by staying in one place?

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 17:55

I never know whether you're talking about Martin Luther King, Jr., or the ancient Carthaginian god Moloch.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 21:24

If only we could just resolve this situation with a friendly foursome.

442 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8238 23:13

Spelling is not my strong soot

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 23:36

just use the hebrew spelling for moloch and you can easily tell them apart

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8238 23:45

Reality is fucking awful.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 00:05

But often! The keyword is "often"!

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 02:36

Damn, I wish I had the best sample packs... With the best, cleanest cowbell or something

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 02:51

I hope it does not explode, but Kiren brought me that fire extinguisher so we should be good.

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8239 05:43

Gook Sanders

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 07:55

Oh God, oh God.
What have I done now

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 19:34

A good cowbell and the 909 open hi-hat are all you need.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8239 23:10

But I'd also need a synth or cheap beeps of some kind. I need to make it "electronic"!

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8240 23:15

Like snow melting.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8241 15:03

I want a transgender daughter because that way when I dress her up in frilly dresses and tell her she's cute I know she'll genuinely appreciate it.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8241 17:30

In the past, I've found a few torrents full of samples of synths and drum machines and things. Music software (gratis or with a trial) will often come with sample packs, too.
You can also take tiny clips from songs (no need to be long enough to be recognisable, if you're concerned) and run them over with a bunch of effects.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8241 18:14

Here are some beats I recorded that anyone is welcome to use http://www.mediafire.com/download/n3m1bi1vcgd7q9x/po-12__1_case_a.aif

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8241 23:25

It is for the best.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 00:05

I use a cool free ringtone even though I'm a little embarrassed when anyone else heard it.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 00:17

I'm even more embarrassed to misspell "hears"

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 01:17

I also use one, and I keep hoping someone will at least catch the reference to the source material, but I have been greeted only with disappoint

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 03:54

Do schools in Japan often get shut down because of declining birth rates?

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8242 06:25

If you used the kind of hand warmer I'm thinking of, then those consume oxygen. You put it in a confined space with the bird.

I know you meant well, but that wasn't a great idea.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 10:54

It's the sealed kind where you pop the little clicker inside and it turns into a breast implant. You reset them by boiling them. It's presumably the same reaction as "hot ice".

... I think the bird's still in the cabinet. I should probably bury it.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 20:43

I remember the first time I saw one of those. I was like, why didn't I think of that?

It's based on sodium acetate, which is what you get when you mix vinegar and baking soda. It finds itself a common subject of chemistry demonstrations because if you boil off most of the water it gets supersaturated and won't crystallize without a nucleus of some sort. Drop a seed crystal in, or disturb it enough, and it immediately solidifies, releasing heat in the process (since the crystalline arrangement = lower energy). Add heat and you can knock the molecules loose and dissolve them again (which is what resets the hand warmer).

It's very similar to what can happen if you put a bottle of distilled water in the freezer―without any impurities there's nowhere for the crystallization to start, and it stays liquid even though it's below the freezing point...but if you shake the bottle, suddenly it's all ice.

It's also very similar to the vultures in Disney's The Jungle Book, who sit around arguing and generally failing to decide among themselves what it is they want to do until an external stimulus (Mowgli approaching) makes the decision for them, whereupon they suddenly act as one (cheering him up).

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 21:02

 ̄ ̄V ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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/  /   | |             (・∀・ )  Fascinating!
l 二 |    | |         /  ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄/|
\_ヽ__| |       ./_____//
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465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 00:15

They say that Yggradsil is a myth, but I know better. I sawed it myself.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 00:37

This fish just wants to die.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 03:08

Keeps referring to the dryer as the "clothes oven"

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 05:04

Ran into the lake in just his socks and shirt.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 18:27

It's spring!!

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 19:15

>>459 I use the "DAYTONAAAAAA" one where the "AAAAAA" is stretched out for ages, but as my alarm since my phone's on vibrate at work.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 20:43

Fairly often, especially in rural areas because everybody is moving to the cities. I had a friend who taught English at a school that had twice as many staff as they did students. It was closed the following year.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8243 21:45

>>465 Good that you did! The world tree would have ended us just like it did Mars.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 05:59

For the past few days I kept trying to visit 4ch.net, but instead of not going anywhere, that not being a real site of any kind, it said It was a real site, but it was offline.
It took me like a week to remember the dash.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 14:55

It's okay. You're here now. You're with us.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 17:19

One of us! One of us!

476 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8244 18:21

That's the funky shit!

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 19:31

gooba gabba we accept you

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8244 19:51

Go away bears ⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ʕ•

479 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8245 05:44

Are John Candy and Chris Farley funny or are they just fat?


Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 15:06

All these "getting to know you" things involve talking about yourself. I don't like myself. Let's talk about something else.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 15:09

To that girl behind the counter saying "I'M SO ANTISOCIAL" - please seriously think about what you just said. You don't really understand it, do you?

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8245 15:12

I just misread "categorical" as "catgirl".

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 00:56

Would youbbe okay with a trangender girlfriend?

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 01:17

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Not the guy you're talking to, but yeah.

Hey Andrew, what's up?

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 01:30

bring back the golden age of midis

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 01:59

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

It's this one. Does the Superstructure approve?

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 02:19

I approve, but I'm probably biased because I'm stoked someone found my COOL SICK BEAT useful.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 02:26

Oh that ringtone
I indeed approve, I'm just sad I can't download a 1GB folder of midis
Such is the life of bad internet

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 04:44

It carries out and is w

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 07:05

>>482 I misread "biopsy" as "boypussy"

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 09:26

the pleasure of being a stately dome

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 10:12

I'm asexual, so I'm not really into the whole girlfriend thing. I'd totally befriend the hell out of a transgender person though.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 17:14

Could be she is a sociopath and it is her outlet, knowing that most people will assume she meant 'asocial'.

494 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8247 00:32

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

I wish I had British friends that I could have send me some Bovril.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 01:06

( ・ω・) why does the man who hates bears have an upper case version of my mouth?

496 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8247 01:09

He is shouting so he needs a big mouth

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 01:10

I'm not just with him, I am him.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 01:57

This really rich guy (millionaire?) keeps locking me up in weird places for hours at a time.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 02:14

If I had enough money and was going to corrupt society, I'd own a lawyer firm that advises businesses. That way if a business was doing something or letting a client do something that I didn't approve of, I could have my lawyer give misleading legal advice in order to prevent that something.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 03:40

That idol wasn't very pretty... my dreams may still be possible (/。\)

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 04:00

>>499 that's unethical on so many levels, both for you and the lawyers who would work for you, that I can't even describe it. Well, I can, but I'm too lazy to do it.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 04:39

But if you give advice that's against the client's best interest, your clients will do worse than the competition and either switch law firms or go out of business. Your will doesn't trump the grinding force of capitalism that easily.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 05:27

When has corrupting society ever been ethical?

Damn you capitalism! Truly the hero of the people. But since this is hypothetical, I could imagine some scenarios in which this works. You could provide lawyers to the competition as well, so that no one has an advantage.

Or your legal advice could not be so disadvantageous that it puts the company at any real loss. Say you advise a large tech company to add to their terms of service that some use of their sevice is prohibited. Maybe because this use of their serivce would be harmful to some investment you made.

You encourage this change by telling the tech company that allowing this use could lead to lawsuits and it's best to be safe. Most users might not use this software in that way and most won't even read the TOS, so it puts the company at no real risk. If you wanted to enforce this, you could go one step further, and have the company implement software for monitoring the user to see if they break the TOS, and have them take whatever legal actions are needed to fine or jail these users.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 10:06

Hearing a nine year old girl say "smoke weed every day" feels so wrong in so many ways.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 11:03

If he was doing it for ethical reasons it could be a good thing.
Especially if they're already in a legal grey area, or doing something that would be unpopular if they were caught - walk them into controversy, then watch the fireworks.

In my fantastic fantasies, this is used to hurt technology companies that compromise user privacy. In my more realistic hypothetical, it's preventing something environmentally harmful since environmental issues lead to the biggest bandwagons. (though really, if you really want to save the planet from an oil company, you'd want to train engineers badly, not hope that having them accidentally violate EU working time directive 36B category D subsection 11F would have the news media draw attention to the fact their oil platforms are killing the endangered cutefish.)
He'd have to do it to excess for that to happen. Every law firm must make an occasional mistake, after all. Or he could cut his prices to make up the risk.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 13:37

>>505 well, it would still be unethical under the rules of ethics that pretty much every state bar follows. If we're talking moral reasons, that's another thing - but the lawyers would be in deep shit for misleading their own clients, even if those clients happen to be bastards.

Another ethical rule a lot of people don't know about is that to own or to even hold a non-controlling interest in a law firm, you have to be a lawyer. So maybe >>499 could pull off his scheme, but he'd have to get a law degree first (which he'd soon lose, along with probably a lot of money after getting reamed with malpractice suits.)

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 15:50

>>503,499 here. Interesting, didn't know you needed to be a lawyer to own a firm. But is it impossible to secretly employ a lawyer to own a firm for you? Also, would the clients necessarily find out that they've been misled? Like would my example in >>503 necessarily be caught?

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 15:55



I mean "seen as misleading"

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 17:19


> is it impossible to secretly employ a lawyer to own a firm for you?

Yeah, even that would be against the rules of ethics. The rationale behind the rule against non-lawyers owning an interest in law firms is that a non-lawyer should never be in a position to dictate or influence the legal judgment of a lawyer. So if a non-lawyer is directing a lawyer's work (in terms of "legal strategy", basically) that's unethical. Of course, a client can still direct a lawyer to file a legit suit or to take a settlement offer or something like that.

As for the tech company example - this would probably be okay. As long as your advice isn't really putting the company at any disadvantage at all, it's probably not unethical. If you're benefiting on the side from the advice you're giving your client somehow, though, that might be breaking the rules of ethics (there's some stuff in there against insider trading, etc.)

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 17:21

>>509 I should add that if your advice is misleading, even if it doesn't hurt your client to give them that info, it's probably breaking the ethics rules. I didn't catch that part at first.

By the by, I don't recommend becoming a lawyer.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 18:54

I'm not talking about whether this is legal or not. Just if you could get away with it.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 20:08

"Literally" is literally "figuratively" and has been for literally centuries.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 20:35

Hillbilly booze cruise: two inflatable six man boats tied together. A keg in an inner tube is dragged behind. The entire operation should be around $550.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8247 21:40

>>511 purely as a hypothetical matter - you sure wouldn't get away with it if anyone at your corporate client realized your advice was inaccurate. And lots of companies have in-house counsel who will know for sure if you're trying to fuck them over.

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519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8248 22:03


520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8248 22:18

Sometimes when I'm lying awake at night cuddling my pillow, I think about all the thousands upon thousands of cute girls who've been orphaned, or neglected, or are just really lonely, and who are right then lying awake cuddling their own pillows.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8248 22:39

Seeeeend meeeeee the pillow that you dream ooonnnn~

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 04:52

horrendous interdigital athlete's foot!

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 10:02

God help me, I've gone too deep, get me out of here.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 14:06

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 14:39

f.lux doesn't work too well on TN panels.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 15:46


527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 15:53

This is pretty DQN: http://www.audi.jp/kaomoji/

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 16:02

It makes you want to gauge your eyes out on IPS, so don't worry about it. It's just a piece of trendy shit for nerds.

Also they didn't bother to bring extra settings from mac to pc version for years. Fuck them.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 17:09

This google april fool's prank is very funny, in the sense that it will spark debate among tech pundits regarding expectations of trust and privacy when using web services such as gmail. I'm laughing already.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 22:01

Who the fuck calls their kid Utsuro, seriously?

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 22:45

You don't want me? I don't want you. Fuck you, Harvard.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8249 23:05

My current goal in life is to have sex with a buxom woman.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 00:15

"If I had a Hammer" is about penis envy.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 03:58

my current goal in life is to have sex with a woman.
also get my phd.
guess which one i'm doing better at

535 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8250 06:06

I don't want to feel it

536 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8250 06:13

I do want to think it, however

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 11:20


538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 13:33

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 15:17

It pisses me off when people say a conflict is "just about land." As if it's about five year-olds fighting over a toy. Stupid fuckers - just because you rent an apartment in the city, you think land isn't important? Land is everything. You own land, you own valuable resources, water rights, fishing rights, farming/grazing areas, etc. Land is maybe the only thing in the world that it makes sense to fight over.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 18:05

Just order a woman for fucking and get along with your life. On the other hand, I want to fuck something that doesn't exists. This is where it gets complicated.

541 Name: >>540 : 1993-09-8250 18:19

Or travel to Asia for inspiration, cultural enrichment and more bang for your buck. There are even villages like Xuan Thanh (on the beach not so far from Vinh) almost entirely dedicated to prostitution, though they mostly cater to locals and hardly known to tourists.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 19:16

I didn't know Invader Zim was so anti-corporatism.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 19:47

does this even work for grills
regardless i need a job first before i can afford shit like that. i think that's the main problem with trying to lose virginity in grad school. T/RAship doesn't cut it

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 21:26

I think female sex tourism usually happens in Central/South America and sometimes Africa. But yeah, you'd need money.

545 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8250 22:33

They are after my lucky charms.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8250 22:35

Thank you, these are very wabi-sabi.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8251 10:18

I'm loli at heart.

548 Name: >>540 : 1993-09-8251 12:44

I'm bewildered by the thought that there are girls on the internet.
Men are gross! I mean, why would you even want to do it, yuck.
Italy and Greece is the place to go (looks like it's another stereotype with >>544 that southern men are hotter), but they are probably chock full of dirty, nasty immigrants these days. And since they are all have darker skin and speak foreign language, they would be impossible to tell apart. Not to mention that men are gross.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8251 17:09

"Yes, I was calling with a problem about not being able to turn on my computer."
"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8251 22:49

Why would you even have doubts about it. If you can buy burritos at 3 in the morning in your city, you can hire a male prostitute.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 01:01

No. Am lesbian. Non practicing lesbian. It seems now I am old enough that everyone else has experience and nobody wants to be my first time. I live in a small college town and there ain't too many grills here; I teach right now so I'm not trying to have sex with an undergrad. I also may have legit aspergers.

I don't think sex tourism is for me anyways. It's was an interesting flight of fancy but I don't think I'd enjoy it if I had sex that way.

sorry for making you all read mi diario amigos just wanted to clear that up i agree with you men are gross

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 01:31

I'm sure this is all obvious advice, but I suggest visiting or moving to a place with a high density of lesbians. For example, I live in the Bay Area and its reputation for being a homosexual haven is actually quite true. Over half of my female friends are lesbian and they all say it's easy to get laid here. You can do it through apps like Tinder, by visiting one of many lesbian bars, or even just in your daily life if you're confident enough to flirt with people. Of course it's still probably going to be a little difficult if you're unattractive or socially awkward, but to tell the truth I've met plenty of nerdy, awkward, unattractive women who are still happily getting laid here. (And I'm sure you're much hotter than them, fellow DQNer!)

Then again, if it's just sex you're after, vibrators+porn is probably better, honsetly. I think the main advantage to real-life sex is that feelings of affection for your partner make it feel better. In any case, I wish you luck.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 02:57

If I were a girl I'd be so fuckin' gay.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 04:04

You could really call anybody "The Scaleless".

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 04:15

I haven't seen modern dubs, but watching some of the older ones, all of the characters become much more direct and kind of bitchy in the dubbed version.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 05:22

Sex tourism is the only option for sexual sadist lesbians.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 07:59

Men who cut their dicks off to find intimacy as "lesbian" are weird. WEIRD!

558 Name: >>540 : 1993-09-8252 10:01

Wow... Women are pretty gross too, you know!

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 14:17

>>558 I'm a man who's not even gay, yet I agree with this.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 14:24

People here might think differently, but your first time shouldn't be with a hired escort. I mean, once you get money, it won't be hard to find a hooker who's willing to do lesbian but... I don't recommend having your first time to be with a prostitute. It's terrible. Awful. Don't do it. I would've much preferred to swallow 20 minutes of awkwardness and rejection than doing that shit.
Try tinder or something.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 15:05

>>557 I would agree if I thought there was a single man in the world who's ever done this, because it sounds fucking insane.

Then again, some people are insane, so it's probably happened at least a few times.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 15:29

CWC comes close, but >she hasn't had any sort of surgery.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 15:47

There are plenty of people who married and then did sex reassignment but still liked their partner.

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8252 16:30

Didn't one of the Matrix guys do this

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 16:52

Don't be put off just because your first time goes bad. I kept talking about how the champagne-flavoured condoms were really stinky, and I was sweating like crazy. Look at me now though, I'm a sex god!

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 17:55

Since recent times, both, actually. They are sisters now.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8252 22:50

The Wachowskis changed their avatars' gender inside the matrix lol

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 02:32

Yeah, kidney stone, park half way down my dicktube. THANKS A LOT you itchy little fuck.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 04:23

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 05:30

This is exciting stuff. Thank you for sharing, DQN.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 07:58

Be a bisexual bee

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 10:57

That is actually really cool.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 18:28

Awesome, will try to contribute in whatever way possible.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8253 22:48

This is how it is done.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8254 15:15

An AI beat a 9 Dan professional Go player for the best time last month. Cool.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8254 22:30

Well, now I understand why everyone wants to become a monk/nun.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8254 23:53

What do you do when you're feeling blue?

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 00:10

>>576 I definitely think about that myself sometimes. Seems like a way less stressful life. But there are probably stressful things about being a monk or a nun too that we don't know about.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 00:36

If you kill the tranny in the new Baldur's Gate thing, does she drop a pair of fake melons?

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 03:06

Thanks. I'm still waiting for it to be able to run inside of I2P. It is very cool without I2P, however.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 03:34

So, if I do it, it might actually work. It does make sense.
But why did it not work before with them?

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 14:59

Hell yeah, I got a 20% student discount on my new dildo.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 15:57

genuinely reflecting

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 18:47

I've got a couple of projects in mind for IPFS, one being a standard DNS TXT static website.

The other is a distributed BBS sort of resembling a blockchain. Once I start actually working on it, and if my understanding of IPFS is correct, it should be able to mitigate (some) anonymity issues of running over plain IP.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 22:24

Yeah, a bbs would be awesome, but I don't understand how you'd get the most recent commit. I still don't really know how it all works, but what it looks like to me is that the hash of the commit you have can only point to previous commits of itself and can't be altered. If you were to make a bbs with this, how would you get the most recent comments?

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8255 23:25

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 00:01

That was pretty good.

588 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8256 00:27

Have they actually tested handling of hash collisions?

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 01:27

I was wondering that too, so I looked into it. Unless the algorithm that designates that hash is just prone to collision, then the 32 byte hash should make it statistically unlikely that a collision would occur. There are 2^256 = 1.16e77 possible hashes. Say that hashes were generated every millisecond, then you would use all the hashes at 1.16e77ms*(1s/1000ms)*(1min/60s)*(1hr/60min)*(1day/24hours)*(1year/365days)*(1(age of the universe)/(13.8e9years)) = 2.67e56(age of the universe). But if there are reasons to be concerned about hash collision other than the size of the hash, I'm not aware of them.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 01:46

Also, there should be someway to calculate the probability of a collision happening within in one age of the universe using the birthday paradox, but I'm not smart enough to do that.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 02:33

Thanks for the advice amigos. I'll be ok.

I should try tinder. But I'm too shy to do it and I don't have a Facebook account anyway and I'm not really willing to make one. Doesn't seem like you can get away with a fake one easily.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 05:13

If I could just get rid of the man boobs, I'd be set.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 07:54

>>591 You could try care homes or orphanages or something like that maybe? They always reek of desperation whenever I walk past

594 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8256 10:03

That's not very reassuring. We used to think md5sum was good. Now we don't, and we've known how to create collisions for it for a decade (http://www.mathstat.dal.ca/~selinger/md5collision/). SHA-1 is a 160-bit hash that we used to think was good. We now have (kinda) collision generation for it (https://eprint.iacr.org/2015/967 - read the Recommendations at https://sites.google.com/site/itstheshappening/ for a good overview of where on the ‘not good’ scale it falls).

To invoke the birthday paradox as you requested, the average time before A Bad Thing is given by the time to generate 2^(256/2) hashes for a 256-bit sum. Using your calculations, it's ~1e17 * AOU. Note that the same calculations for SHA-1 yield ~3e4 * AOU, and SHA-1 is considered unsafe. Even the humble md5sum yields ~0.04 * AOU, and I can generate a collision in seven minutes on a five year old personal computer (http://www.mathstat.dal.ca/~selinger/md5collision/).

Who is to say that their hash function will never be ‘not good’? Is there a way of sanely upgrading the infrastructure to use a different hash function later?

Alternately, there could be a very good reason why the hash can't be exploited. Git's design makes hash collisions only detrimental to the collider (you can't use a SHA-1 collision to send a poison commit that screws up a remote repository, it just results in your commit getting dropped (I think)). I don't immediately see that similar logic applies to this project, but if it does, it would be the best-case scenario.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 15:03


596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 16:21

I used to think this when I was a kid but then I lost my religion and now doing math / memorising stuff fills the gap somewhat. Historically they are related activities I guess.


597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 17:02

Is it worse to be objectified or subjugated?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 19:02

Thanks for the resources! As for a sane way to upgrade from SHA256, the first two bytes specify what hash they are using: "the first two bytes in hex is 1220, where 12 denotes that this is the SHA256 hash function and 20 is the length of the hash in bytes ― 32 bytes." I'm guessing they included that so that the hash could be changed at some point. That's just my guess though.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 21:25

Scarlet is actually a really nice girls' name.

600 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8256 22:11

Thanks for clarifying - that sounds like a pretty sane upgrade path to me. I still see confusing points (like that other guy said: how would a BBS work?), but my thinking is now “Cool, how would this work?” rather than “Would this even work at all?”.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 22:20

I swear I'm not actually this pretentious, it's all just a big misunderstanding.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8256 23:27

I am Andrew.

603 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8257 04:17

Have I carved enough?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 09:33

I want to love you like a zombie.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 10:50

Nodes broadcast "I'm interested in this board" and others interested in the same board scan around to find it (if I understand the DHT mechanisms correctly).
When you post, your node's IPNS reference updates; others pick it up, merge the difference into their copy of the board, and broadcast the new board; this repeats ad infinitum until every node sees the same board. It'll be one giant self-updating graph of replies pointing to posts pointing to threads.
There would be no way to trust who posted when, so every post must be a reply to another, and ordering of sibling replies would remain unspecified. Also, spam mitigation would probably have to involve blacklisting nodes.
You could run a node yourself or visit a website running the same software, and it wouldn't matter.

I don't think birthday collisions are an interesting problem on this scale or for this system, because you'd need a universe's worth of data for one to occur. Targeted attacks are more of an issue, but not in the near future. SHA-1 is unsafe, but the current cost to generate a collision is around $70,000, and the hash can be changed when SHA-256 suffers the same fate, as >>598 says. (Git, meanwhile, isn't interested in any of this because it is not designed for security. Trusting a commit is for the repo owner to worry about.)

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 16:54

I haven't been on DQN in close to 5 years, but I feel like I'm right at home.

I don't want a job, but I also am getting tired of sitting in my mom's apartment everyday. I'm a loser, but a nice one.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 18:35

(´-௰- )zZZzZ     ʕ•|
(´-௰- ) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ|
(´•௰• ) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ|
      Go away Bears!
⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ|

608 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8257 18:37

Where have you been?

609 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8257 19:48

I somehow managed to graduate high school and immediately moved out with a person I was engaged with. Long story short, I wasn't ready to live on my own and now I'm back at NEET status and scrambling to collect pieces of my life together. I'm selling 90% of what I own to save money so that I can afford taxis to a job (I never got my driver's license). I wasted a lot of time and I'm kind of paying the price for it.

I don't necessarily think it'll all be too hard , I'm still only 21 so I have my whole life ahead of me. I've got no support system though, but I can't expect my parents to help me out more than giving me a place to sleep, especially with that I have been putting them through.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 21:01

From what I can tell, a node can only broadcast that they are interested in a particular version of the board. You can request a hash, but a hash is associated with only one version of one file (given there are no collisions) in the network. Any modification of that file would no longer have the same hash. The file would have no way of predicting what the next hash would be, since the hash is determined by the content, which supposedly it wouldn't know at least in the case of a BBS. I'm still learning about this, so I could be completely wrong.

611 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8257 22:40

Why won't the bears just leave him alone?

612 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8257 22:49

Also there needs to be a kind of Seven Up! series for long forgotten internet sensations. Some group that checks up on the once popular icons every seven or so years. The people need to know where Charlie Bit My Finger kid will be in a few years and what Star Wars kid has done with his life.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8257 23:33

I temporarily freed myself from the albatross but it'll be back again tomorrow.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 04:22

Who here poops from their butt? Don't be ashamed, raise your hands.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 06:36

I'm hesitant to admit it.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 06:48

Look duderino the problem you're pointing out would apply to the most recent version of any website, e.g. news

There has to be a standard way of dealing with this somewhere

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 09:21


618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 09:40

You're not wrong, but you don't have the full story. There's no need for the board to be the only data your node has.
Concretely, every node interested in the same board (on the same BBS protocol and version) would run something like echo 'dqn@ipfsbbs.0' | ipfs block put, and then ipfs dht findprovs <blockname for dqn@ipfsbbs.0> to find other nodes who have done the same.
I haven't actually tried that yet though, so I could still be mistaken in what exactly is supposed to happen.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 14:00

But what's keeping me from uploading pictures of genital mutilation and calling it dqn@ipfsbbs.0?

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 15:56

If your node only contains genital mutilation and doesn't even resemble a board, all nodes ignore you.
If you're trying to shitpost to an existing board and I don't like it, I blacklist you from my node manually. My node will pretend your posts don't exist in the board, but may still have to consider them for legit replies. (This might be where it has to abandon simple ipfs filenames and do a deep graph inspection/diff for every node.)
If your node tries to pretend existing posts have different data on an existing board, you have broken SHA-256, so well done. All other nodes will ignore you though because they already have the data for those posts and won't try to redownload it.

621 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8258 16:16


622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 16:32

It's from a song!

623 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8258 16:35

guriin tii

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 18:50

Yes, a BBS was just an example. No, there doesn't have to be a standard way of dealing with this.

Ok, I'm not sure I fully understand, but it looks like it can be done. That makes IPFS sound more promising to me. I need to keep learning about it, and see what I can do.

625 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8258 18:57

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but it seems exciting.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8258 20:01

I'll make this the next project I start. Talking about it here has helped me figure some bits out.
My main reservations are the fact that there's only one and a half implementations (Go and partially JS) and other interfaces are just dumb wrappers, and the fact that you can only pin one file (but that's changing soon enough).

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 17:50

Why? Because we still have a case system, God dammit!

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8259 20:58


629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 00:41

Holy shit! It actually nearly killed me!

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 04:28

A movie in which the twist is that the twist is something so obvious that you think the author was implying it from the beginning.

character 1:"Why am I the only one who can see you?"
character 2:"I guess because others aren't looking. Think of me as an imaginary friend. God, I miss you're mother. If only I could've seen you grow up."
character 1:"Why do you say that?"
character 2:"No reason. Come on, if you need to do that homework, let me give you a hand."
an hour later into the movie
character 1:"Why can't you just go away! WHAT ARE YOU?!"
character 2:"I'm... I'm you're father."
character 1:"B-but my father passed away... when I was a baby..."
flash to all the scenes in the movie, so that the audience can make the connection
audience: "Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to know that."

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 09:31

The Internet!

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8260 15:26

I should've gone for the socks.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 01:19

I thought "I'm just going to leave these apple slices here while I go do something." Then I replied "just promise me you'll still love these apple slices when they old and brown."

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 01:28

Man I love Japanese porn titles...

[AP116] My Daughter’s Chest That’s Recently Grown So Large is Right in Front of My Eyes! We Took a Family Vacation For the First Time in Many Years and Finding Myself Sleeping Next to My Daughter Since Who Knows When is Causing Me Such Strain That I Can’t Sleep! The Reason For This is That Lately Her Chest Has Gotten Big and As I Love Big Tits, I Get Horny and I Just Can’t Help It! My Daughter’s Sleeping Restlessly and Little By Little, Her Cotton Kimono Comes Undone and Her Prominently Exposed Rack is Mere Centimeter From My Eyes and the Tip of My Nose! I’m Her Father, But This is Testing the Limits of My Self-Control!! Unable to Contain Myself, I Discreetly Touched Her Chest Softly!! “No, Don’t Even Think About What’ll Happen If You Get Caught”! (That’s My Heart Talking) Yielding to Momentary Pleasure, I Felt Her Up!! As Expected, She Woke Up to See My Dreadful Face At Close Distance and Unable to Say Anything, She Was At My Complete Mercy! Naturally, In the End, I Came Inside of Her!!

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 01:35

I'm still really curious who translates these titles, it seems like Engrish but the grammar is always perfect...

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 03:19

I was worried they were going to be mean to him, so I made a helpful comment in preparation for what could have been a wave of negative comments. It turns out I was the most negative comment.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 04:09

i need to sleep

>>637 I thought they would be mean to him too senpai

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 04:49

Mr. DQN, do you how do?

640 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8261 06:01

Who's up for making a DQN-zine?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 07:53

>>640 hey yeah sure! I drew a DQN picture but didn't really have a reason to show anyone

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 09:41

I'd be down with that.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 17:19

My butt is not cute.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 18:11

I want blues scale wind chimes, so the wind has a chance of playing some Howlin' Wolf now and then.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 21:37

I wish I knew more people I could play Mahjong with

646 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8261 21:40

Come over

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 22:55

DQNzine sounds really cool. Like, totes underground and hip!

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 23:01

Dope Quality Newspapers

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8261 23:50

I feel like a fool now. Somebody stop me!

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 01:07

My deja vu always ends in me thinking "and then I had deja vu, and I thought 'and then I had deja vu.'"

651 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8262 03:07

I suspect that's not the title, just a translation of all the text on the cover. I wouldn't say
...Planet Porno Bombards Earth With Sex Rays!... Send For Flesh! The Space Age Sex Spoof That Is Out Of This World Flesh Gordon The Special Edition Contains Many Scenes Previously Banned By The Censor Not To Be Confused With The Original "Flash Gordon"
is the title of a American porno, for instance. Since JAV films have codes, they don't necessarily have an incentive to ensure that one piece of text on the front cover is a short phrase that is very obviously the identifying mark of the video.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 03:36

If there weren't hairdressers, we'd all be cutting our hair like fingernails.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 03:49

And since we have an imageboard now it wouldn't be hard to compile and distribute it.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 07:27

I'm getting those 2:27 AM blues.

655 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8262 14:32

I assume you mean riichi mahjong, I play a lot on pairon, a game on niconico douga. We should play together sometime!

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 17:26

I would wear one of those Caucasians shirts that all the Tumblr people think are funny, but I don't want people to think I'm a Tumblr person.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 20:41

I find them really amusing, but I may be prime tumblr material.
I don't want to visit tumblr and confirm my suspicions though.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 21:04

A sticky bunny.

659 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8262 22:22

What's a "Caucasians" shirt?

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 22:29

Who am I kidding, I don't even know what complex analysis is.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 22:57

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8262 23:01

I need to go to bed.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 13:11

>>661 I don't know why, but when people use the term Caucasian to describe white people, it rubs me the wrong way. Seems like a dumb term to use. As far as I know, none of my family is from the Caucasus region. Just use "white", okay? You're not going to hurt anyone's feelings.

Come to think of it, it might be annoying to me because only Tumblr-style people and government forms use the term "Caucasian".

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 18:32

Sorry, we didn't mean to be edgy and offend. I see you're not a caucasian, so I'll stop calling you that, so I don't hurt you're way of living. Tumblr is seen as a i<site>/i that you can make posts about your feelings. There is a great deal of opposition to this web. One might say that it is popular to oppose. If one were not to, he might not be on the in crowd. We 〈i〉wouldn't〈/i〉 want to offend people who want to be offended. Do you catch my drift?

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 21:30

That's the point. I guess? I mean, native americans aren't from India, ya know?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 21:55

What am I doing with my life?

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 22:14

How often do you read a post here and think "hmmm that sounds like something I would say" and you check the timestamp and, "I proablby did make that post"

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:36

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:38

many times I am not sure especially in old threads...

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8263 23:42

I Came For The Motorbikes But Annoyed By The Boobs

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 02:26

>>664 I'm multiply triggered by your post and demand compensation in the form of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 03:21

Here's a bunch: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sorry for the inconvenience.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 03:52

>>672 thanks!

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 04:21

What font does 4-ch use? I installed Mona but the text art is still fucked.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 04:52

font-family: Mona,'MS PGothic' !important;

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 07:03

Thank you.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 10:48

I bought my first domain! I'm going to be deliberately annoyingly vague about it until I put something on it!

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 11:39

How's about I conformally map your face into a bloody pulp!

679 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8264 18:39

(´•௰• ) I miss those bears!

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8264 21:33

Something is wrong...

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 08:48

I don't remember what fake google search I wanted to post.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 16:06


683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 17:32

Well, it's halfway to being a catgirl, I suppose.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 19:04

I prefer a gatgirl, myself. I like them a little more rooty-tooty.

685 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8265 19:26

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´༎ຶꉺ`௰༎ຶꉺ` )◜⁾⁾ ʕథ౪థʔʕథ౪థʔ

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8265 21:35

Our lives are vacuously devoid of meaning, Onii-chan!

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 01:55

Shawarma isn't all that good really.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 02:22

>>689 I really disagree with you a lot. Unless you live in a US city where any place that serves "sharwama" is basically giving you a gyro with a different name attached.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 04:54

Have I been doxxed, or is it a coincidence?

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 06:11

Who are you?

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 12:15


694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 15:00

I'm having a hard time not only telling whether some old posts are mine or not, but also whether I'm getting reposted too. What a troublesome sensation.

695 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8266 18:20

It was just coincidence, Donny. I was thinking of Donny from th Big Lebowski.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 19:21

If something is worth doing then it's worth doing to excess.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 19:42


698 Name: Donny : 1993-09-8266 20:22

Alright, cool. I was worried for a second.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 22:13

Let me tell you guys about millennials. So basically they're the worst thing ever. They take everything for granted. They follow ridiculous fashion trends. They don't enjoy the classics. They're overly idealistic. And what angers me the most is that they're complete hypocrites. It makes me embarassed to be a millennial.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8266 22:17

The future will be exactly like the present but slightly different.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 00:49

Fuck, I'm an asshole. I'm sorry everybody, mostly in real life.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 01:43

I would describe myself as a pacifist. Yes, I've never had an opportunity to fight someone in my life, but I'd imagine that if I did get the chance, I would choose not to.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 08:30

the pukey bitch kind of looks like a young megu-nee

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 08:56

Reddit is 4chan for normal people, which somehow makes it a lot worse.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 14:18

What does that make 4-ch?

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 15:11

It makes it 4chan for 4-ch people.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 15:54

Now that I think about it, Facebook is 4chan for people with profile images.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 16:52

Well I guess I'm implicitly racist.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:02

So the stupid app really is called procreate.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:32

YouTube is pretty much 4chan as well. Except it's for people who post videos.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:39

Plos One is 4chan for scientists.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 18:50

I think my brain is overheating.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 20:59

Quick! To the analysis cave!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 21:04

You can only get at it sideways.

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:43

Google is 4chan for people who want to search for things.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:53


717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 02:58

Are any DQNs running their own spiders/search index?
I think I want to start one so I can stop getting the paid ads in google/ddg/diconnect

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 03:36

You can disable duckduckgo ads through their website, or you can just use adblocker. Although, I would just leave them enabled since I think it's a really good service and the ads aren't that annoying. As for making your own search engine, I don't really know much about that, but I'd assume it would take a ton of disk space and other resources, which means money. 4chan is your other option since its google except for people who don't want to search for things.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 04:24

YaCy is a thing
I tried it once for and the arxiv got annoyed at me, but not severely

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 04:28

for kicks*

Captcha: shit

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 04:45

And obviously I decided to bump the captcha thread instead. Goddammit. Don't be a drunk idiot poster like me.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 06:00

That's awesome! Thanks for showing me that. It's time to say goodbye to duckduckgo.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 17:14

The cache really isn't that big if you limit it to things you could possibly search for.
I know that scrapy is a good bot script but I don't actually know anything about search indexes other than that really shit one apache made.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 19:01

Remember that time everyone got worked up about mycoprotein?

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 19:16

Mycoprotein is the powerhouse of the cell

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8268 23:35


727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 04:05

Movie idea: scientists are sent in to investigate a something or other that drives everyone crazy. The hero and sole survivor is a closeted schizophrenic who already knows how to deal with hallucinations and intrusive thoughts.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 20:30

Andrew Descending Amongst the Integral Tables

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 21:58

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 22:44

Hold on just a moment, friend. Do you mean to tell me that we were kings and such?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 22:46

Harriet Tubman? I'm cool wit dat.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 00:33

Death by underwork.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 06:34

There's something very wrong with my insides.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 09:59


735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 14:57

>>734 Nobody loves a desperate whiner. Grow a pair and try again with someone else.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 16:18


737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 18:11

>>729 I couldn't tell if anything at the bottom was real or illustrative clickbait... I clicked the silliest-sounding "A Simple, Effective Way to Reduce Infant Mortality" but I still can't tell from reading the article. Is it trying to sell me something? Why would I want a baby warmer?

738 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8270 19:29

I miss when homework took 20 minutes to do

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 20:00

like a first pass at Will Ferrell that turned out too lumpy

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 00:27

if jesus died for my sins, why am I filled with regret and shame

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 01:08

D for "don't want to"

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 05:48

Does she know, she's an ad?

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 06:16

great, another pop star I don't give a shit about died

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 13:49


745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 17:30

Update: my insides fixed themselves and I am now 5 pounds lighter.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 18:13

mabye it's not that interesting but one time when i was a teenager i tried to get high off loperamide and didn't shit for a week. it was terrible

747 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8271 18:26


748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 19:23

Maybe when the machines take over, they'll make everything better for us.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 19:32

Or they may decide they have a better use for our molecules and dismantle us.

750 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8271 19:42

Kill all robots

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 20:06

Now that Prince has died does that mean his music can now be posted on Youtube without being deleted?

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 20:07

KILL ALL HU-- er, robots

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 20:14

Won't you think of the poor rightsholders? Do you want them to starve on the streets?

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 20:34

How would that not be making things better for us?

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 21:02

Thank you robot overlords. I've always wanted to be dismantled.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8272 03:04

Dismantle me onii-chan

757 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8272 04:46

Death is cold, but sleep is warm. Why?

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8272 13:50

>>754 for efficiency reasons, they'll probably use cheese graters.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8272 19:44

Maybe highly intelligent machines are really useless because they immediately reach enlightenment.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8272 20:29

I don't want to bathe with you.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8272 21:09

I'm starting to get the hang of this 'taking it easy' thing.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8273 05:55

Sometimes I wish I could be a cat.
Or just live a cat-like life without worries, that'd be nice.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8273 06:09

Sometimes I wish I was a praying mantis, because I wish I could live off of hemolymph.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8273 17:49

Daddy, what does regret mean?

765 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8273 18:40

Well, the funny thing about regret is it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8273 19:10

I like caffeine pills more than coffee. Simpler, no crotch burn if I spill 'em, and a hell of a lot cheaper.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8273 19:25

>>766 caffeine mints are pretty good if they're strong enough. You can find some through Amazon that are like 20 - 50 mg per mint. Since caffeine is one of the things that make me not want to kill myself, I use these mints quite a bit.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8273 20:00

You're absolutely right about everything. Getting a bottle of a hundred 200mg caffeine pills was one of the best investments I ever made.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8273 21:07

I have ruined everything.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 00:44

Don't get me started on praying mantises

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 04:47

I am so sick

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 05:09

What are we going to do with all these Japanese people living on mars pretending to be Italians?

773 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8274 06:15

Who here loves me?

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 08:12

Cats are more or less nature's NEETs. When they're not sleeping 16 hours a day, they watch anime or post on anonymous forums

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 08:22

nut shot

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 16:32

I see you driving round town with the boy next door

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 17:16

I took a calculated risk and it all went oh so wrong.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 20:43

Kind of wish the whole trendy watered-down "nerd lite" thing would finally die, as in "I like the Marvel comic book movies and played the last Mario game and watch Big Bang Theory I'm such a neeeeeerd." It's not really a big deal, it's just annoying.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 20:58

I am the boy next door.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 21:04

It's on its way out. I don't think anyone watches Big Bang Theory anymore.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 22:02


782 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8274 23:22

Popuko and Pipimi

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 23:35

Seems like it is becoming ubiquitous and permanent to me. Half due to the digital revolution, half due to the (to me) surprising effectiveness of marketing nerd culture to straight laced suburban kids. They've never smoked "dope" or heard a radio station not owned by clear channel, but they have Steam on their computers and they're going to comic con!

That feeling of being an outcast and a rebel without having any actual experience of either. The mode of escape for young americans has changed, post-hippies.

This isn't a 'kids these days' post so much as it is a rant about the commercialisation of a culture that is kinda sorta mine. I'm equally annoyed by David Bowie and his imitators aping fags for buxx.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8274 23:58

I'm just glad people liking stuff I don't like won't hurt me! Ain't it great to have a heart that's ticking, and a body that's pooping. LOVE AND PEACE! NOT WAR!

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 00:39

Love in pieces my friend.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 00:45

504 Gateway Time-out

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 00:46

<b>502 Bad Gateway</b>

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 01:00

The man will never take our ironic gay porn remixes.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 02:17

I can't remember the whole thought, but it was something about how you can win any argument by saying the last word that the person you're arguing with said. But that doesn't sound right.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 02:33

You pressured me to post this.
It seems to me that all those things will only become more popular in the future. I think that at some point, they will stop being a "nerd" thing, or the whole concept or nerds will radically change from social outcast to just having a marked interest in superhero movies or whatever (I think that's an undergoing change i.e. nerd-lite).
In hindsight, Big Bang Theory, of all things, has been a reliable witness, perfectly documenting the perception shift on stuff that's nerdy. I mean, it's called the Big Bang Theory, the big bang being the protagonist banging his neighbour. It was originally marketed as a nerd constantly trying but failing to hook up with the hot chick, like some Willy E Coyote trying to catch the Roadrunner. I'm pretty sure the writers meant for the nerd protagonist to hook up with her at the very end too. I mean, I can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure that was the whole idea. As nerd stuff became more and more aceptable, the nerdy coproganists gradually become more socially adapted with stable relationships and stuff, to the point where TBBT's premise is becoming nigh-indistinguishable from Friends. The Big Bang happened preemptively because nerds hooking up with chicks is no longer a thing for the imagination.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 02:51

While many people disagree with my views. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are wrong. That is why I changed them. While many people agree with my views. That many people being those who wander in obscurity. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are right. That is why I'm keeping them.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 02:54

I think I scared this guy on accident. If I were a meaner man, I would take advantage of this opportunity (especially since he's been such an asshole to me), but in all honesty, I just want him to feel safe.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 02:58

"Snap judgments can be made in a snap because they are frugal, and if we want to protect our snap judgments, we have to take steps to protect that frugality." That's from some book I haven't read.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 03:10

Im probably fucking stupid. Interpla

795 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8275 04:03

Penne is the new spaghetti

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 04:27

Please someone! Tell me that I'm doing something wrong. I know I am. I'm doing it on purpose! I just wanted you to say something! I know it was the wrong way to go about it, but... ...no one ever notices me anyways.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 04:52

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 04:58

Every lap is a victory lap.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 05:03

I'm the pinnacle of reasonable. I'm a reasonable guy. I can't help it. I might give you some advice you don't like, but it's for your own good. I can't help who I am. When someone asked me would you like to be wrong or would you like to be reasonable, I answered I wanted to be reasonable (it being the most reasonable choice).

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 05:06

i'm not gonna crack. am i?

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 05:31

It's funny to think that people actually fall for sheeky/leeky forums

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 05:44

Imagine being the one guy that got a sheeky forums account. You go there every day, read through the threads, come up with witty replies, try to make a name for yourself even though nobody ever acknowledges your existence. There are millions of people talking about images you can't see and making references that don't make any sense, and the weirdest thing is that none of them seem to care about the forum; they create an account, make one post, and never show up again. It's like everyone else is in on this huge joke and you can't begin to imagine what it is.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 06:24

Don't give up on your dreams! Don't give up on life! You're a human! Don't let anyone tell you different! Every sky scraper, every plane, every discovery was made by a human!

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 14:31

I don't want to make fun of him, but seriously, this offsite programmer guy has a Sonic avatar and his current state just says "Sonic...". Like come on, you're testing my limits here.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 21:26

Oh yeah he's a really cute boy.

806 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8275 21:36

Every miserable failure was also human.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 21:54

Every failure was just a stepping stone on the path to success! PEACE AND LOVE! NOT WAR!

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 23:24

I hope they kill this guy off.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8275 23:41

100% loin

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 00:34

Do people still go to sageru?

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 01:13

I'd rather be evil than stupid.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 01:41

I'd rather be happy than smart.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 02:21

I wish I knew ! ! ! ! ! ! :-)

814 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8276 04:00

I hope I'm not an ornery person

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 08:14

The Internet is a very small, or I'm being stalked. I think it's both.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 13:22

I've accidentally seen my dad's porn more times than he's seen mine.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 15:35

I don't want to work!!!!

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 15:45

I, too, want to bang on the drums all day!

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 15:55


820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 15:56

Why do you think that, Donnie?

821 Name: Donny : 1993-09-8276 19:19

It's not me this time.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 19:38

I want to start saying "getch" as the present tense of "gotcha."

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 19:44

I am uglier than I previously thought.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 19:51

Pretty sure people say "I'm going to getcha! ;)💗💗💗"

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 19:55

Yeah, but only with second person objects. How about "You're not going to getch me with that," or "He gotch her good the other night."

826 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8276 20:08

The "ch" part comes from the running together of "got" and "you" and the transition from the "T" sound to the "Y" sound. If you get rid of the T-Y transition it doesn't really work.


827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 20:29

gotchened: having gotcha, but subsequently releasedya.

You can't getch me! I already gotchened you yesterday!

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 21:09

I'm going to come up with my own original word as well.Thonikula!

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8276 22:06

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8277 02:44

hipster garbage

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8277 02:56

mainstream booty

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8277 03:16

sidestream smokers

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8277 12:50

I want to warmly cuddle DQN.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8277 15:39

I'm gonna getcha butt.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 00:23

I'mma pound you in the butt with your own butt until you meet your reverse self and apologize

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 01:24

I wonder how much classical art was created for masturbatory purposes.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 01:48

In that most of it was made for the artist to self-aggrandize over probably all of it.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 02:21

yeah... Yeah. Yeah! YEAHHH!!!!!! Fuck art!

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 05:48

I don't think anyone is brave enough to take me on・�

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 11:15

Mourn ya till I join ya

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 13:24

I remember the first time I ever succeeded at lucid dreaming. The thing that amazed me the most was how vivid and lifelike everything was. I remember running my finger along a wooden plank, being able to see and feel every ridge and knot in the wood. I also noticed over time that all the things people usually find that set dreams apart from reality (e.g. written text/clocks/light switches not working) seem to work just fine in my dreams. The only way I can ever become lucid is by finding some inconsistency within my own memories which tells me that what I'm experiencing isn't a direct continuation of my waking life.

My dreams are different from my waking life, though; there's something so soft and effortless about them. Even my more unpleasant dreams (I wouldn't really call them nightmares) have a sort of childlike simplicity about them that means I can't really hate them. It's much like when you play a video game until it becomes natural and you forget you're pressing buttons. More generally, it's like doing anything without really thinking about it; like breathing. The feeling of waking up from a dream is actually a lot like being reminded of breathing manually, when just a few seconds ago you weren't really aware you were breathing at all.

Sometimes I feel like my dreams are more real than reality itself. After all, life is more about what you think and say and do when you aren't concentrating on your body or state of existence. Isn't it then objectively better to live in a world where you don't have a physical body at all? I suppose it's shorter, but that hardly matters. And of course it'll all be meaningless once you wake up, but then your waking life will be equally meaningless once you die.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 15:50

That's hilarious. I woke up, browsed dqn, skimmed through your post, decided I was still tired, and went back to sleep and had a lucid dream for the first time since I was a child.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 17:30

Maybe if I put this pill in my throat it will push the other pills down.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 20:31

4chan's new quest board moves too fast. DQN is way slower so it's way better for more interesting stories.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 20:31

I might look like an itchy girl, but...

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 21:47

Be here or be queer.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 21:53

They're sooo unreasonable. I just caaaan't reason with them.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8278 22:00

I wish I had more time for my hobbies. It takes me weeks just to finish a 100 page book because my work hours are so demanding.

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 12:09

I've never really been to /tg/ but it seems pretty fun, though more chaotic than 4-ch CYOA

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 23:38

Having had some time to reflect on it in its recent hiatus, I've come to accept that yes, my beloved Grinding Noises thread has somewhat jumped the shark. I had consciously tried to make the second iteration more interesting by making the setting larger and less linear, introducing more overarching quests or goals, and generally making things a bit more grim and dark, but sadly, though it certainly had its moments, the second iteration didn't really come together as I had hoped. Nonetheless, I don't regret trying; I'm reminded of that quote from somewhere or other that it's better to aim high and fail than to aim low and succeed.

Seeing as the thread has recently been bumped, it does rather prompt me to make a decision on whether to continue or not - and, though it's a shame, I'm not sure I really want to carry on in the same direction it was going before. That said, it would be an even greater shame to leave it in its current incomplete state, so if those of you reading this are willing to post in it, I would quite like to bring the story to a finish (before the current thread hits 999) in a rather irreverent over the top silly sort of way. How do the rest of you feel about the idea?

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 00:21

Can you sum it up for us here? I've always been too intimidated to get involved in Grinding Noises.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 00:52

>>803 this is really not the right thing to tell someone who's about to give up on their life.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 02:45

Don't give up! You still have a chance! Look at all the love there is! You are loved! And you can love! Because you're a human!

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 04:57

I'm contrarian. Is that the right word? As much as possible, I try to disagree.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 06:31

I say bring it to an end by 999 but not right away... String it out over multiple updates! And I would love if you started a new thread afterward...

Also, I don't think your thread jumped the shark, it just got too complex for even the biggest fans (such as myself) to keep track of...maybe be a little less cryptic and slightly more hand-holdy next time?

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 16:52

What would you say to a suicidal person?

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 16:58

Yesterday I went to see a friend. It was a mistake, I should've played more Dark Souls.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 17:19

Life's tough kid! Get over it! There are kids starving in africa! You're just being an attention whore! Nobody cares about you anyways! I wish you would kill yourself and stop being a pussy!
I beleive this is what therapists are trained to tell their suicidal patients. I'm sure it must be effective.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 17:40

>>856 If they were standing in front of a tall cliff or bridge, I would play "Jump" by Van Halen.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 18:13

What's wrong with suicidal people? I just don't understand them. Is it because they are babies? People say that I'm a really tough guy (not my words), so it's hard for me to understand weak stupid people. I know this is offensive to say, but I think they should just kill themselves. Before you call me merciless, just realize I'm only using logic here. If they do not want to live, then they should just kill themselves. I know it might be hard for stupid people to understand, but it's quite simple actually. And don't try to give me excuses for stopping them. You're just overcomplicating a simple matter (which I just proved was simple).

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 18:16

>>850 As long as it's not "rocks fall, everyone dies" I'd support it.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 18:29

But Kant says suicide is bad

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 19:01

Well, you gotta buy it to cum in it.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 19:01

Just shut up, you're making yourself look like an idiot. It doesn't matter what you want to be true. Life's hard, and your just going to have to accept that. Just because something offends you, doesn't make it wrong. If you tell me something offensive I was saying was wrong, then you're just censoring the truth. You're brainwashed by society. You know that I'm right about killing yourself. You just want it to not be true because you're offended. You're just a big baby.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 21:07

Thanks for your feedback! Rest assured I'll do the story justice, and there's plenty of room for fun between now and 999. If you'd like enough an introduction to start playing, it might help to read this and this, but don't worry too much as the story doesn't take itself that seriously. Also, I hope you don't mind, but I think I'd better wait until the fever I have at present has gone down before resuming updates in earnest.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 02:16

Are you denying that Kant opposed suicide?

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 03:21

It's not usually the first thing you should think of, you know those people have families or something

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 04:24

I don't know if they're playing along or if they thinks I'm serious. Either way, I'm too tired to say anything. Maybe tomorrow.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 11:07

A secret Underground Railroad of dad jokes.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 14:38

hi, i'm internet bully.

you are smellly!!!!!! HOHOHOHOHO

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 14:51

I have ante up sounding in my head and it really makes me feel so pumped!

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 14:54

Kant would only say it's inmoral, but so is every irrational and heteronomous thing ever. Kant doesn't present his ethical system on terms of good and bad.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 15:08

Everyone knows that kant's philosophy is outdated and overly complicated. Keep crying about kant, you baby head.

Look, I don't care about political correctness. I don't care about you or your family. Emotions only get in the way of science and reason. It only logically makes sense that suicidal people should kill themselves. It would make everyone happier. So don't give me the this bullshit about how it would hurt the person's friends, family, and community (poopoo).

This is pretty much what I'm trying to say.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 15:11

>>860 I've thought something like this for quite a while but it's hard to put it into words without sounding like an edgy tryhard. But I think we need to make a distinction between true and reasonable reasons for suicide and dumb teenager shit. If everyone just went and killed themselves every time suicide crossed their mind then there'd be no one left alive.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 16:00

I think a lot of programs for assisted suicide are pretty much this. They require approval from a psychologist in order to be allowed to commit suicide. Although, I think you have to have a severe illness that isn't mental. I don't really know that much about it though, so I'm probably not explaining it right.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 17:12


> This is pretty much what I'm trying to say.

No you aren't stop making shit up.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 17:49

It sucks, when I find an inconsistency in my dream, it quickly reconfigures itself so it turns out I was playing TV or watching Youtube or something so that it makes sense again and I can't quite lucid dream but only criticize how non-sensical my own dreams are from a window.
It's really wierd.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 19:34

Having finally watched Neon Genesis Evangelion, I have to say I agree with >>/116 but also with >>/5. Also, the Rei's Diner threads now make simultaneously a lot more and a lot less sense.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 22:14

I was trying to make an obvious joke, but I guess I'm doing a bad job because now it's just trolling.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 22:23

God damn it, this fever just won't go.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 00:00

Shut it, fag

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 00:48

Sorry, wasn't trying to upset you :'(

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 00:49

I waz only pretending

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 02:14

Y-You've got to believe me! If you don't... I'm not sure who'll I'll turn to...

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 02:30

Families disgust me.

As for parents, only a fucking idiot would not realise that it's extremely selfish to bring another life into the world for one's own amusement and expect them to enjoy being alive. People who suicide have the right, as far as their parents are concerned. With the exception of children, as for the rest of the constituents of 'family', anyone not directly related can fuck right off because their relationship to the suicidal person is literally coincidence.

As for children, the parent has an obligation to take care of them until they are adults, that is my only general exception.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 03:20

Alright you go ahead and enjoy believing all that,as well as twisting my point into whatever fresh pasta you just cooked up
I can't be bothered explaining how twisted that seems

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 03:31

Are you retarded? I've been arguing that Kant was wrong this whole time. I guess my words were too complicated for you. Do you poop yourself as well, big baby?

I'm glad I've found someone who's smart enough to actually understand what I'm saying. Parents are stupid. Emotional bonds only hold back reason and science. Parents aren't necessary. What? Do you need your mommy's permission to kill yourself? Just use your own brain, and think about it for a second. It's only logical that a suicidal person should kill themselves. Sorry if that offends you (I'm not actually sorry by the way). And don't give me that bullshit about maybe they'll change their minds later. If they're going to be such a big baby, then nobody wants them anyways. I don't think any parent would actually want a child who tried to kill themselves. The only reason why anyone would ever be suicidal is because they're a weak baby. If more weak people killed themselves, we would only have strong and smart people like me. That's just basic evolution 101, poop for brains.

I'm sorry if your brain is too small. I've already logically proved that suicide is good (poopers). I don't care if it's not politically correct.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 03:32

No, it's fine, I kinda posted it because I wanted someone to tell me it is twisted. I can't tell you how alienating it is to carry thoughts like this in my head at all times and never tell anyone.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:05


890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:09

I know what you mean. I used to have tons of twisted thoughts. It wasn't until I opened up to a counselor that I had a voice of reason to grab on to.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:18

Honestly yes. I think I have it and it sucks. I try to act normal because I really like human social interaction but people don't make any fucking sense and it drives me bonkers.

That being said, I'm not sure if I'd rather I don't have it. At least I see the contradiction in e.g. claiming strong family ties and also putting one's grandparent(s) in a elderly home.

Emotional bonds don't only hold back reason and science. Without humans there is no science, and emotional bonds make humans happier and more productive. Still, if someone is in unbearable physical or psychological pain, I think they have a moral right to end their life.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:19

Sorry but whatever we were arguing has been confused thanks to the ever so valiant efforts of >>887
You shouldn't feel bad for believing in what you do, although I find it odd that you base the argument for not caring about your friends, because you only made them on coincidence, when everything else just came from a coincidence either way

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:26

In case you don't know, >>860,864,873,887 are all the same poster.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:41

Good for that person then, I just wish they would post their garbage somewhere else.
Not that I disagree with all aspects of it,but it was just very painful to read.I could find numerous people who share that viewpoint and not articulate themselves like a 13 year old who just found /pol/ or /b/

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:46

Yeah, if a person is going to be in permanent, unbearable, mental or physical pain, then I think they should have the right to assisted suicide. I think the problem arises when there are large amounts of people who see suicide as a first response to usually temporary problems in the long run.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 04:58

I don't get off by tricking people. I tried my hardest to be clear about what I was doing, but in the end, I was just being stupid. Atleast I've learned not to do that again.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 05:00

What were you doing?
What was the point?

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 05:29

I'd like for it to stop here. We only have another 101 posts together until the whole thing is over. Let's become our future and make posts we'll be proud to have made. I love you.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 05:38

Am I talking to you? You'll never know.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 05:40

*poops on this thread*

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 06:16

When will I stop being high?

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 06:19

Don't give up! You still have a chance! There are endless possibilities! Everywhere you look is a chance for happiness and love!

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 06:24

If you're making a joke, it's been made. Please stop posting this shallow, Hallmark-esque stuff.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 07:58

There's nothing wrong with you! We'll love you no matter who you become! There's nothing wrong with loving one another! Everything is just the way it's supposed to be!

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 11:06

Many people find this sort of speech offensive, it's a well known phenomenon among religious speakers, motivational speakers, rehabilitation treatment centers, etc. Most of the time, people articulate that offense along the lines of “How dare you say everything is the way it's supposed to be - don't you know how I've suffered?”. I think, however, that a deeper frustration comes from the way this speech trivializes potential future action. Saying something like “Every failure was just a stepping stone on the path to success” implies that whenever something positive does happen, it's inevitable, therefore whoever works hard to achieve success has wasted their time. Since most people have worked at something, being told that their work was irrelevant is quite irritating. The suffering person is not only angry because their suffering are spoken of as trivial, but because their response to their circumstances is said to be ‘intended’: “Remember all that pain you went through when your wife and kids died? I am unimpressed by how difficult it was for you to return to normal life, instead I approve of all your sleepless nights. I am the one who says how you are supposed to respond to suffering. I am your superior, signing off on your work.”

Furthermore, people do fail. Everyone has direct personal experiences that testify to this. Hearing, then, that every path leads to success tells the listener “Remember that time you failed? Since that was just a stepping stone to success, and since you didn't end up succeeding, you must have given up, you lazy slacker.” So on the one hand, you're telling everyone that anything they do is meaningless, since happiness is always just around the corner. On the other hand, you're telling everyone that whenever happiness hasn't materialized, that they must have fucked something up: that happiness was nearby, so how on Earth could you have possibly missed it?

There are also a bunch of weird questions that get raised. If everything is wonderful and everyone always becomes happy in the end, why do you even have to say these things? If you love someone, why don't they know it yet? Or if love is so meaningless that someone can be loved without their life being affected, why should someone care that they are loved? Why does everyone “still have a chance” if success and happiness are inevitable? If you have such knowledge that you audit the entirety of existence and say it is “the way it's supposed to be”, and if you somehow have an interest in my life, why are you speaking in such unhelpful vagaries?

The more I consider these sort of ‘motivational’ statements, the more I wonder why anyone makes them.

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 13:58

Let go of the past! Don't worry about your future! Everyone is here to support you! Love is here and will always be here!

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 14:41

Let me just admit it. Most of these posts for the past couple of days have been me replying to myself.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 14:54

No they aren't! I know that because most of these posts have been me replying to myself!

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 16:34


> I've been arguing that Kant was wrong this whole time.

Whereas I am not? I'm just saying that immoral is not quite the same as bad, not according to Kant. It's a wrong interpretation of Kantian ethics.

That being said, every modern philospher ever who just as much as dabbles in ethics from John Rawls to your mom borrow quite a whole lot from Kant. You'd be hard pressed to find an ethics scholar who doesn't use Kant as a base. It's that important, and that you don't realize it doesn't really make you dumb, but it definitely makes you ill-informed.

All in all, suicide is always all the time an irrational thing to do, full stop. That we aren't merely rational beings and do, and say things that aren't rational but we try to justify anyway because of whatever hypothetical context we are in is a topic for another day, kids!

910 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8282 18:35

Then would you please stop?

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 19:30

Let me tell you a little something about the Greeks.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 21:32

I will make you proud, >>898!

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8282 21:38

Just stop already.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 00:39

Stop what? Posting? go fuck yourself

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 01:11

Please don't. It's not funny anymore.

916 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8283 01:32

Boggy di Looti

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 01:41

If two lesbians get drunk and have sex, which one is the rapist?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 01:55

Leave originality for the birds.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 06:54

smartass jew Lincoln

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 11:57

Let me be straight forward with you

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 17:30

I've seen more parodies of talk shows than talk shows.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 17:49

>>905 agreed totally.

I think a part of the motivation behind these kinds of "inspirational" statements is that the speakers themselves are often trying to convince themselves that everything's all right. Everyone has at least a few insecurities or fears for the future, and it's nice to think that there's some kind of power in the universe or logic that's protecting us or guiding us down a path. I've known a few people who were outwardly very positive and said shit like this but were inwardly miserable/depressed/anxious, and I think that's not an uncommon thing.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 18:42

Nice dubs!

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 19:48

All right, it's become abundantly clear that I'm actually quite ill and borderline bedridden, so I'm afraid there aren't going to be any Grinding Noises updates any time soon. It'll be back some day, I swear.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 19:53

Get better.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 20:10

I've studied people like you thoroughly in college. Let me give you my expert evaluation of you. Basically, you're broken. Your motivations were not what you thought they were. You happiness is an illusion. And your statements show that you can't accept reality. The only treatment I can prescribe is to stop what you're doing and start doing what I'm doing.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 23:47

that was doubleplus unsexy verging crimewank

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 01:53

doubleplus unsexy verging crimewank

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 02:13

Poe's law

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 10:35

Look at the sky!

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 14:10


932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 15:16


933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 20:08

Hmm... my client's usually responded by now...

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 22:24

I would describe it as "aggressively mofumofu".

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 22:46

The greens overestimate their bargaining power

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 00:59

save me from myself

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 03:03

cabbage rolls

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 03:26

It's good to be alive.

939 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8285 05:55

Hey, you know what? It is!

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 07:36

I just got a pussy job. That's where a girl uses her vagina to jerk you off.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 07:43

there's so much scam and so many fools and my friends are some

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 10:42

Please stop emailing me.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 12:09

Thanks for logging your concern with us. We'll send you an email to confirm your request and will send you hourly updates until your issue has been resolved.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 14:06

What did I do to deserve this?

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 16:58

Why do people give that much of a shit about the new Ghostbusters movie or whether does it reveres genders or whatever. Ghostbusters is not that great of a franchise. It could feature trained monkeys or be made entirely in CGI and I still wouldn't give a fuck either way.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 17:50

When I buy something on Steam, I recieve an e-mail notification from Steam, an e-mail notification from Paypal, a notification on my phone from the Paypal app, a notification on my phone from my bank, and an SMS from my bank.
Yeah, the future sure is something.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 19:12

It's harder to sign into my steam account then my bank.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 19:22

Death is too mysterious though!

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 01:08

I too often ask why people care about things I don't care about.

950 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-8286 01:31

Sometimes I think it's just a long line of people who don't care, but are pretending to. Thousands of fake online entities, being paid $0.50/hr to "organically" care by marketing teams who take orders from vice presidents who are told that they need to generate caring by the board of directors, who have all just read a white paper on caring written by a team of analysts who based their research on what turned out to be thousands of fake carers.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8286 06:04

If the link expires, you can just wait for someone to post it again.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 07:11

You are wrong. You are so wrong!

>Ghostbusters is not that great of a franchise.

It's not a not that great franchise, it's a shit franchise. The initial movie that drives the whole franchise was absolutely shit. It's so shit that I'm so pissed I wasted approximately 90 minutes of my life on it that years later I will still post rants about it on the internet. Fuck.

Anybody who thinks ghostbusters is an acceptable use of their time should be shot on sight.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 14:38

I too often advocate the death penalty for people whose opinions differ from mine.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 15:50

I'd rather build my own ghostbusting machines and cross the streams than watch the upcoming Ghostbusters movie.

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 16:30

Why does USB have to be the standard for charging phones? I bet there's a more efficient way that transfers only power.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 18:48


>whether does it reveres genders or whatever

people are butthurt about this because it was super arbitrary.

people got even more butthurt when the trailer came out, showing that all the characters were stereotypes, essentially saying fuck you to the people who were hyped for it(people that thought female ghostbusters might be cool, people who like arbitrary diversity), and making the people who already hated it hate it more. Seriously, the black chick is a super racist "omg she so sassy and street smart" kind of character.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 19:13

It's ironic that it's socially acceptable to pee into a bowl of water, but it's not socially acceptable to pee into pants.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 19:51

Is it?

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 20:37

Yes, I just said so.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 20:40

I choose all of my opinions based off of whatever counter culture I'm opposed to at the moment.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 21:24

I am glad that I got to post here with you guys today.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 02:14

Why wouldn't it be?

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 02:36

how much was that

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 06:30

the fuck is [ASAP]? Also, same captcha two times lel

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 09:16

As Soon As Possible.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 10:22


967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 11:45

I don't know why you didn't link to the archive, but you must have had a reason for not doing so. That flash has only been posted 10 times in the past four years, and going by that data, you must want a hypothetical observer to wait ~75 days on average before that link works.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 12:02

Rabi-Ribi is the greatest video game ever crafted by man or beast.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 12:53

This board hasn't had a post since 1993

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 14:43

We're only 276 months into 1993. Long way to go to next year, man.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 17:54

Buying a house is exhausting, mostly because nobody you have to deal with has their shit together.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 19:59

Never give up! Everyone is cheering you on! Love is everywhere! PEACE AND LOVE! NOT WAR!

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 20:07

I dreamed a dream of autofellatio and was disappointed when I couldn't actually do it.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 21:55

This thread is nearly over already. It goes so fast...

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 22:41

Yeah, you don't wake up well from those kind of dreams

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 23:30

How is it ironic. Since your pants absorb the urine, you'll reek of pee wherever you go, whereas peeing on a toilet will just stink one place and that's assuming you don't flush.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 01:26

Stop trying to censor him with political correctness.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 01:41

actually that would be a pretty useful superpower, it just takes some creativity

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 02:15

I'm a waste

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 02:49

I can't wait until this is over

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 03:09

We will always look forward to the future. We'll never appreciate a moment. (turds)

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 03:21

I guess I must ask you why society has arbitrarily decided that the pot must stink, but the pants must not?

983 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8288 03:47

The pot doesn't stink though. It removes the waste whereas your pants just soak it up and hold onto it.

984 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8288 06:01

i just wanted to steal >>983 identity DURR DURR DURR am I doing this right DURRRRRRRRR

985 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8288 06:36

Hey, how's it going

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 10:18

I'm a big fat butt.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 11:55

I didn't think he was that rude.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 13:30

Convergence. Dumbphones used to have a dedicated DC input for charging, but after the advent of the iPhone (which came with one slot for both charging and transfering data), smartphone manufacturers decided it was a good idea to reduce the number of ports and inputs on a phone and started using the USB slot to charge phones. We've already reached the point where USB charging is reliably fast so it doesn't really make sense to arbitrarily go back to DC inputs.

989 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8288 20:05

i wasnt saying he was rude or anything.

isnt ((●)トェェェイ(●)) DQN kun?

is that even still a thing?

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8288 21:08

  /(●)(●)   I am DQN-kun!
  | トェェェイ/    You may remember me from my world famous
  | /`ニニ´     Love & Romance advice column!
  // | |      
 U  .U   

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 01:15


992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 02:20

Someone called me racist today and it had no effect on me whatsoever. She might as well have been going "bzzz bzzz bzzz" for all it mattered.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 02:30

Thanks. It was getting claustrophobic in here.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 02:49

Now if we could just make up our mind about which usb we want to use

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 03:36

There was never any hope to begin with.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 04:15


997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 04:17

That must mean you are good and happy and intelligent! Bzzz Bzzz bzzz

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 04:18

Peace and love! Not war!

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 04:18

Peace and love!

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