[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8189 22:03 [No]

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 00:49 [No]

Fuck, I'm an asshole. I'm sorry everybody, mostly in real life.

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 01:43 [No]

I would describe myself as a pacifist. Yes, I've never had an opportunity to fight someone in my life, but I'd imagine that if I did get the chance, I would choose not to.

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 08:30 [No]

the pukey bitch kind of looks like a young megu-nee

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 08:56 [No]

Reddit is 4chan for normal people, which somehow makes it a lot worse.

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 14:18 [No]

>>704
What does that make 4-ch?

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 15:11 [No]

>>705
It makes it 4chan for 4-ch people.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 15:54 [No]

>>704
Now that I think about it, Facebook is 4chan for people with profile images.

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 16:52 [No]

Well I guess I'm implicitly racist.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 18:02 [No]

So the stupid app really is called procreate.
Huh.

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 18:32 [No]

>>707
YouTube is pretty much 4chan as well. Except it's for people who post videos.

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 18:39 [No]

Plos One is 4chan for scientists.

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 18:50 [No]

I think my brain is overheating.

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 20:59 [No]

Quick! To the analysis cave!

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8267 21:04 [No]

You can only get at it sideways.

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 02:43 [No]

Google is 4chan for people who want to search for things.

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 02:53 [No]

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 02:58 [No]

>>715
Are any DQNs running their own spiders/search index?
I think I want to start one so I can stop getting the paid ads in google/ddg/diconnect

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 03:36 [No]

>>717
You can disable duckduckgo ads through their website, or you can just use adblocker. Although, I would just leave them enabled since I think it's a really good service and the ads aren't that annoying. As for making your own search engine, I don't really know much about that, but I'd assume it would take a ton of disk space and other resources, which means money. 4chan is your other option since its google except for people who don't want to search for things.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 04:24 [No]

>>717-718
YaCy is a thing
I tried it once for and the arxiv got annoyed at me, but not severely

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 04:28 [No]

>>719
for kicks*

Captcha: shit

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 04:45 [No]

>>720
And obviously I decided to bump the captcha thread instead. Goddammit. Don't be a drunk idiot poster like me.

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 06:00 [No]

>>719
That's awesome! Thanks for showing me that. It's time to say goodbye to duckduckgo.

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 17:14 [No]

>>718
The cache really isn't that big if you limit it to things you could possibly search for.
I know that scrapy is a good bot script but I don't actually know anything about search indexes other than that really shit one apache made.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 19:01 [No]

Remember that time everyone got worked up about mycoprotein?

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 19:16 [No]

>>724
Mycoprotein is the powerhouse of the cell

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8268 23:35 [No]

₄₂₀

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8269 04:05 [No]

Movie idea: scientists are sent in to investigate a something or other that drives everyone crazy. The hero and sole survivor is a closeted schizophrenic who already knows how to deal with hallucinations and intrusive thoughts.

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8269 20:30 [No]

Andrew Descending Amongst the Integral Tables

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8269 21:58 [No]

http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-click-fraud/
Serves them right.

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8269 22:44 [No]

Hold on just a moment, friend. Do you mean to tell me that we were kings and such?

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8269 22:46 [No]

Harriet Tubman? I'm cool wit dat.

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 00:33 [No]

Death by underwork.

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 06:34 [No]

There's something very wrong with my insides.

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 09:59 [No]

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME ONII-CHAN

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 14:57 [No]

>>734 Nobody loves a desperate whiner. Grow a pair and try again with someone else.

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 16:18 [No]

FUCKING LOVE ME ONEE-CHAN, YOU BAKA

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 18:11 [No]

>>729 I couldn't tell if anything at the bottom was real or illustrative clickbait... I clicked the silliest-sounding "A Simple, Effective Way to Reduce Infant Mortality" but I still can't tell from reading the article. Is it trying to sell me something? Why would I want a baby warmer?

738 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8270 19:29 [No]

I miss when homework took 20 minutes to do

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8270 20:00 [No]

like a first pass at Will Ferrell that turned out too lumpy

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 00:27 [No]

if jesus died for my sins, why am I filled with regret and shame

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 01:08 [No]

D for "don't want to"

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 05:48 [No]

Does she know, she's an ad?

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 06:16 [No]

great, another pop star I don't give a shit about died

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 13:49 [No]

Mortality.

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 17:30 [No]

>>733
Update: my insides fixed themselves and I am now 5 pounds lighter.

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 18:13 [No]

>>745
mabye it's not that interesting but one time when i was a teenager i tried to get high off loperamide and didn't shit for a week. it was terrible

747 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8271 18:26 [No]

Molality

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 19:23 [No]

Maybe when the machines take over, they'll make everything better for us.

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 19:32 [No]

Or they may decide they have a better use for our molecules and dismantle us.

750 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8271 19:42 [No]

Kill all robots

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 20:06 [No]

Now that Prince has died does that mean his music can now be posted on Youtube without being deleted?

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 20:07 [No]

KILL ALL HU-- er, robots

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 20:14 [No]

>>751
Won't you think of the poor rightsholders? Do you want them to starve on the streets?

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 20:34 [No]

>>749
How would that not be making things better for us?

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8271 21:02 [No]

>>754
Thank you robot overlords. I've always wanted to be dismantled.

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8272 03:04 [No]

Dismantle me onii-chan

757 Name: （ ´_ゝ`） : 1993-09-8272 04:46 [No]

Death is cold, but sleep is warm. Why?

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8272 13:50 [No]

>>754 for efficiency reasons, they'll probably use cheese graters.

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8272 19:44 [No]

Maybe highly intelligent machines are really useless because they immediately reach enlightenment.

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8272 20:29 [No]

I don't want to bathe with you.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8272 21:09 [No]

I'm starting to get the hang of this 'taking it easy' thing.

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8273 05:55 [No]

Sometimes I wish I could be a cat.
Or just live a cat-like life without worries, that'd be nice.

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8273 06:09 [No]

>>762
Sometimes I wish I was a praying mantis, because I wish I could live off of hemolymph.

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8273 17:49 [No]

Daddy, what does regret mean?

765 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8273 18:40 [No]

>>764
Well, the funny thing about regret is it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8273 19:10 [No]

I like caffeine pills more than coffee. Simpler, no crotch burn if I spill 'em, and a hell of a lot cheaper.

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8273 19:25 [No]

>>766 caffeine mints are pretty good if they're strong enough. You can find some through Amazon that are like 20 - 50 mg per mint. Since caffeine is one of the things that make me not want to kill myself, I use these mints quite a bit.

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8273 20:00 [No]

>>766
You're absolutely right about everything. Getting a bottle of a hundred 200mg caffeine pills was one of the best investments I ever made.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8273 21:07 [No]

I have ruined everything.

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 00:44 [No]

>>763
Don't get me started on praying mantises

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 04:47 [No]

I am so sick

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 05:09 [No]

What are we going to do with all these Japanese people living on mars pretending to be Italians?

773 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8274 06:15 [No]

Who here loves me?

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 08:12 [No]

Cats are more or less nature's NEETs. When they're not sleeping 16 hours a day, they watch anime or post on anonymous forums

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 08:22 [No]

nut shot

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 16:32 [No]

I see you driving round town with the boy next door

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 17:16 [No]

I took a calculated risk and it all went oh so wrong.

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 20:43 [No]

Kind of wish the whole trendy watered-down "nerd lite" thing would finally die, as in "I like the Marvel comic book movies and played the last Mario game and watch Big Bang Theory I'm such a neeeeeerd." It's not really a big deal, it's just annoying.

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 20:58 [No]

I am the boy next door.

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 21:04 [No]

>>778
It's on its way out. I don't think anyone watches Big Bang Theory anymore.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 22:02 [No]

WHEN WILL WE LEARN TO LOVE?! LOVE AND PEACE! NOT WAR!

782 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8274 23:22 [No]

Popuko and Pipimi

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 23:35 [No]

>>778
Seems like it is becoming ubiquitous and permanent to me. Half due to the digital revolution, half due to the (to me) surprising effectiveness of marketing nerd culture to straight laced suburban kids. They've never smoked "dope" or heard a radio station not owned by clear channel, but they have Steam on their computers and they're going to comic con!

That feeling of being an outcast and a rebel without having any actual experience of either. The mode of escape for young americans has changed, post-hippies.

This isn't a 'kids these days' post so much as it is a rant about the commercialisation of a culture that is kinda sorta mine. I'm equally annoyed by David Bowie and his imitators aping fags for buxx.

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8274 23:58 [No]

I'm just glad people liking stuff I don't like won't hurt me! Ain't it great to have a heart that's ticking, and a body that's pooping. LOVE AND PEACE! NOT WAR!

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 00:39 [No]

Love in pieces my friend.

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 00:45 [No]

504 Gateway Time-out
nginx/1.0.15

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 00:46 [No]

<b>502 Bad Gateway</b>
nginx/1.0.15

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 01:00 [No]

>>783
The man will never take our ironic gay porn remixes.

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 02:17 [No]

I can't remember the whole thought, but it was something about how you can win any argument by saying the last word that the person you're arguing with said. But that doesn't sound right.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 02:33 [No]

>>778
You pressured me to post this.
It seems to me that all those things will only become more popular in the future. I think that at some point, they will stop being a "nerd" thing, or the whole concept or nerds will radically change from social outcast to just having a marked interest in superhero movies or whatever (I think that's an undergoing change i.e. nerd-lite).
In hindsight, Big Bang Theory, of all things, has been a reliable witness, perfectly documenting the perception shift on stuff that's nerdy. I mean, it's called the Big Bang Theory, the big bang being the protagonist banging his neighbour. It was originally marketed as a nerd constantly trying but failing to hook up with the hot chick, like some Willy E Coyote trying to catch the Roadrunner. I'm pretty sure the writers meant for the nerd protagonist to hook up with her at the very end too. I mean, I can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure that was the whole idea. As nerd stuff became more and more aceptable, the nerdy coproganists gradually become more socially adapted with stable relationships and stuff, to the point where TBBT's premise is becoming nigh-indistinguishable from Friends. The Big Bang happened preemptively because nerds hooking up with chicks is no longer a thing for the imagination.

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 02:51 [No]

While many people disagree with my views. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are wrong. That is why I changed them. While many people agree with my views. That many people being those who wander in obscurity. I chose them carefully. I understand that they are right. That is why I'm keeping them.

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 02:54 [No]

I think I scared this guy on accident. If I were a meaner man, I would take advantage of this opportunity (especially since he's been such an asshole to me), but in all honesty, I just want him to feel safe.

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 02:58 [No]

"Snap judgments can be made in a snap because they are frugal, and if we want to protect our snap judgments, we have to take steps to protect that frugality." That's from some book I haven't read.

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 03:10 [No]

Im probably fucking stupid. Interpla

795 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8275 04:03 [No]

Penne is the new spaghetti

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 04:27 [No]

Please someone! Tell me that I'm doing something wrong. I know I am. I'm doing it on purpose! I just wanted you to say something! I know it was the wrong way to go about it, but... ...no one ever notices me anyways.

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 04:52 [No]

>>796
hey

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 04:58 [No]

Every lap is a victory lap.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 05:03 [No]

I'm the pinnacle of reasonable. I'm a reasonable guy. I can't help it. I might give you some advice you don't like, but it's for your own good. I can't help who I am. When someone asked me would you like to be wrong or would you like to be reasonable, I answered I wanted to be reasonable (it being the most reasonable choice).

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8275 05:06 [No]

i'm not gonna crack. am i?

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