Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
I can't post that!
Should I be this emotional about getting a new phone number?
So, it turns out that my slender physique is less a case of having a good diet/fast metabolism/enough exercise and more a case of having had a tapeworm living in my upper intestine for the last almost ten years.
>>403
Well, it is my year of birth minus 400. It's also a prime number.
>>408
I happened to be reading about tapeworm infections for some reason I can't remember, and noticed that usually the only defining symptom is finding little white worm bits (like grains of rice) in your faeces. I remembered that that had happened to me once in my early teens. At the time, I basically decided that if it didn't go away I'd tell someone, but it never happened again so I forgot about it until now. It does explain a lot about how I could never put on weight, even when I made a concerted effort.
Well, anyway, I've got myself some mebendazole, so I'll be guaranteed worm free one way or another within a few days.
I spaced on a word in my Japanese final, and rather than sit there for an hour trying to remember it, I wrote "ν·κ½nsk". Do you think sensei will still give me credit? Really worried here
>>411
I don't think so because "orz" would have been the superior choice
Mysterious frogs.
the rarest toads.
Is it just me or did Fallout 2 rip off Fallout? Lot of similarities between the two.
"We Demand Apolo Juice" on Viptronic 5 is great!
I like the way things are going right now.
Man, I dont think thermodynamics was quite the walk in the park that I expected
I destroy things because I'm lonely.
While playing Doom for what I thought was the first time, I found a room that I remembered from a childhood dream.
I took in a shocked chaffinch and gave it a nice dark box with a teatowel, a hand warmer and some food and water, but I think it stopped breathing.
I'm full of shit.
>>422
Perhaps your dream was inspired by another game that had copied Doom's level design?
My secret lover, whose boyfriend recently flew in to see her, spent the night with me instead. We passionately fucked three times, and once more in the morning. I think the knowledge that I was NTR-ing him made it hotter. I'm worried about getting addicted to the feeling.
>>426
Fucked like bunnies, didn't you?
Well, you can't explain "Oh, it was her who fucked me!" to a shotgun.
Too much work
Not enough money
Garden is value.
Headache.
Whether I want to or not is irrelevant.
Cookie Puss
As I thought! Sage works no matter what you put after it in the link field. But what if it appears in the middle of other text?
Yes, it works even then. Fancy that.
>>434
I remember "nokosage" worked on 4chan back before noko was made the default
I want to fuck like a bunny too...
>>437 so nervously and quickly, because you're making yourself vulnerable to predation by staying in one place?
I never know whether you're talking about Martin Luther King, Jr., or the ancient Carthaginian god Moloch.
If only we could just resolve this situation with a friendly foursome.
Spelling is not my strong soot
>>440
just use the hebrew spelling for moloch and you can easily tell them apart
מֹלֶךְ
Reality is fucking awful.
Damn, I wish I had the best sample packs... With the best, cleanest cowbell or something
I hope it does not explode, but Kiren brought me that fire extinguisher so we should be good.
Gook Sanders
Oh God, oh God.
What have I done now
>>450
But I'd also need a synth or cheap beeps of some kind. I need to make it "electronic"!
Like snow melting.
I want a transgender daughter because that way when I dress her up in frilly dresses and tell her she's cute I know she'll genuinely appreciate it.
>>451
In the past, I've found a few torrents full of samples of synths and drum machines and things. Music software (gratis or with a trial) will often come with sample packs, too.
You can also take tiny clips from songs (no need to be long enough to be recognisable, if you're concerned) and run them over with a bunch of effects.
Here are some beats I recorded that anyone is welcome to use http://www.mediafire.com/download/n3m1bi1vcgd7q9x/po-12__1_case_a.aif
It is for the best.
I use a cool free ringtone even though I'm a little embarrassed when anyone else heard it.
>>457
I also use one, and I keep hoping someone will at least catch the reference to the source material, but I have been greeted only with disappoint
Do schools in Japan often get shut down because of declining birth rates?
>>423
If you used the kind of hand warmer I'm thinking of, then those consume oxygen. You put it in a confined space with the bird.
I know you meant well, but that wasn't a great idea.
>>461
It's the sealed kind where you pop the little clicker inside and it turns into a breast implant. You reset them by boiling them. It's presumably the same reaction as "hot ice".
... I think the bird's still in the cabinet. I should probably bury it.
>>462
I remember the first time I saw one of those. I was like, why didn't I think of that?
It's based on sodium acetate, which is what you get when you mix vinegar and baking soda. It finds itself a common subject of chemistry demonstrations because if you boil off most of the water it gets supersaturated and won't crystallize without a nucleus of some sort. Drop a seed crystal in, or disturb it enough, and it immediately solidifies, releasing heat in the process (since the crystalline arrangement = lower energy). Add heat and you can knock the molecules loose and dissolve them again (which is what resets the hand warmer).
It's very similar to what can happen if you put a bottle of distilled water in the freezer\without any impurities there's nowhere for the crystallization to start, and it stays liquid even though it's below the freezing point...but if you shake the bottle, suddenly it's all ice.
It's also very similar to the vultures in Disney's The Jungle Book, who sit around arguing and generally failing to decide among themselves what it is they want to do until an external stimulus (Mowgli approaching) makes the decision for them, whereupon they suddenly act as one (cheering him up).
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They say that Yggradsil is a myth, but I know better. I sawed it myself.
This fish just wants to die.
Keeps referring to the dryer as the "clothes oven"
Ran into the lake in just his socks and shirt.
It's spring!!
>>459 I use the "DAYTONAAAAAA" one where the "AAAAAA" is stretched out for ages, but as my alarm since my phone's on vibrate at work.
>>460
Fairly often, especially in rural areas because everybody is moving to the cities. I had a friend who taught English at a school that had twice as many staff as they did students. It was closed the following year.
>>465 Good that you did! The world tree would have ended us just like it did Mars.
For the past few days I kept trying to visit 4ch.net, but instead of not going anywhere, that not being a real site of any kind, it said It was a real site, but it was offline.
It took me like a week to remember the dash.
One of us! One of us!
gooba gabba we accept you
Go away bears ⁽⁽◝(L•௰• )◜⁾⁾ʕ•
Are John Candy and Chris Farley funny or are they just fat?
Also"
Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(L•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
All these "getting to know you" things involve talking about yourself. I don't like myself. Let's talk about something else.
To that girl behind the counter saying "I'M SO ANTISOCIAL" - please seriously think about what you just said. You don't really understand it, do you?
I just misread "categorical" as "catgirl".
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>>483
Not the guy you're talking to, but yeah.
Hey Andrew, what's up?
>>486
I approve, but I'm probably biased because I'm stoked someone found my COOL SICK BEAT useful.
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the pleasure of being a stately dome
>>483
I'm asexual, so I'm not really into the whole girlfriend thing. I'd totally befriend the hell out of a transgender person though.
>>481
Could be she is a sociopath and it is her outlet, knowing that most people will assume she meant 'asocial'.
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I wish I had British friends that I could have send me some Bovril.
I'm not just with him, I am him.
This really rich guy (millionaire?) keeps locking me up in weird places for hours at a time.
If I had enough money and was going to corrupt society, I'd own a lawyer firm that advises businesses. That way if a business was doing something or letting a client do something that I didn't approve of, I could have my lawyer give misleading legal advice in order to prevent that something.
That idol wasn't very pretty... my dreams may still be possible i/‘_)