[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8189 22:03 [No]

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8256 22:20 [No]

I swear I'm not actually this pretentious, it's all just a big misunderstanding.

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8256 23:27 [No]

I am Andrew.

603 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8257 04:17 [No]

Have I carved enough?

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 09:33 [No]

I want to love you like a zombie.

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 10:50 [No]

>>585
Nodes broadcast "I'm interested in this board" and others interested in the same board scan around to find it (if I understand the DHT mechanisms correctly).
When you post, your node's IPNS reference updates; others pick it up, merge the difference into their copy of the board, and broadcast the new board; this repeats ad infinitum until every node sees the same board. It'll be one giant self-updating graph of replies pointing to posts pointing to threads.
There would be no way to trust who posted when, so every post must be a reply to another, and ordering of sibling replies would remain unspecified. Also, spam mitigation would probably have to involve blacklisting nodes.
You could run a node yourself or visit a website running the same software, and it wouldn't matter.

>>588-590,594
I don't think birthday collisions are an interesting problem on this scale or for this system, because you'd need a universe's worth of data for one to occur. Targeted attacks are more of an issue, but not in the near future. SHA-1 is unsafe, but the current cost to generate a collision is around $70,000, and the hash can be changed when SHA-256 suffers the same fate, as >>598 says. (Git, meanwhile, isn't interested in any of this because it is not designed for security. Trusting a commit is for the repo owner to worry about.)

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 16:54 [No]

I haven't been on DQN in close to 5 years, but I feel like I'm right at home.

I don't want a job, but I also am getting tired of sitting in my mom's apartment everyday. I'm a loser, but a nice one.

607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 18:35 [No]

(´-௰- )zZZzZ ʕ•|
(´-௰- ) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ|
(´•௰• ) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ|
Go away Bears!
⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ|

608 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8257 18:37 [No]

>>606
Where have you been?

609 Name: (´д｀；) : 1993-09-8257 19:48 [No]

>>608
I somehow managed to graduate high school and immediately moved out with a person I was engaged with. Long story short, I wasn't ready to live on my own and now I'm back at NEET status and scrambling to collect pieces of my life together. I'm selling 90% of what I own to save money so that I can afford taxis to a job (I never got my driver's license). I wasted a lot of time and I'm kind of paying the price for it.

I don't necessarily think it'll all be too hard , I'm still only 21 so I have my whole life ahead of me. I've got no support system though, but I can't expect my parents to help me out more than giving me a place to sleep, especially with that I have been putting them through.

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 21:01 [No]

>>605
From what I can tell, a node can only broadcast that they are interested in a particular version of the board. You can request a hash, but a hash is associated with only one version of one file (given there are no collisions) in the network. Any modification of that file would no longer have the same hash. The file would have no way of predicting what the next hash would be, since the hash is determined by the content, which supposedly it wouldn't know at least in the case of a BBS. I'm still learning about this, so I could be completely wrong.

611 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8257 22:40 [No]

Why won't the bears just leave him alone?

612 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8257 22:49 [No]

Also there needs to be a kind of Seven Up! series for long forgotten internet sensations. Some group that checks up on the once popular icons every seven or so years. The people need to know where Charlie Bit My Finger kid will be in a few years and what Star Wars kid has done with his life.

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8257 23:33 [No]

I temporarily freed myself from the albatross but it'll be back again tomorrow.

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 04:22 [No]

Who here poops from their butt? Don't be ashamed, raise your hands.

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 06:36 [No]

I'm hesitant to admit it.

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 06:48 [No]

>>610
Look duderino the problem you're pointing out would apply to the most recent version of any website, e.g. news

There has to be a standard way of dealing with this somewhere

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 09:21 [No]

RETSU TOOKU WIZU INGURISHU HAGU MII HORU MII GIBU MII KISU

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 09:40 [No]

>>610
You're not wrong, but you don't have the full story. There's no need for the board to be the only data your node has.
https://github.com/ipfs/notes/issues/15
Concretely, every node interested in the same board (on the same BBS protocol and version) would run something like echo 'dqn@ipfsbbs.0' | ipfs block put, and then ipfs dht findprovs <blockname for dqn@ipfsbbs.0> to find other nodes who have done the same.
I haven't actually tried that yet though, so I could still be mistaken in what exactly is supposed to happen.

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 14:00 [No]

>>618
But what's keeping me from uploading pictures of genital mutilation and calling it dqn@ipfsbbs.0?

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 15:56 [No]

>>619
If your node only contains genital mutilation and doesn't even resemble a board, all nodes ignore you.
If you're trying to shitpost to an existing board and I don't like it, I blacklist you from my node manually. My node will pretend your posts don't exist in the board, but may still have to consider them for legit replies. (This might be where it has to abandon simple ipfs filenames and do a deep graph inspection/diff for every node.)
If your node tries to pretend existing posts have different data on an existing board, you have broken SHA-256, so well done. All other nodes will ignore you though because they already have the data for those posts and won't try to redownload it.

621 Name: (´д｀；) : 1993-09-8258 16:16 [No]

>>617
WAO~ ZATSU SAUNDO RAIKU A GU AIJIA ! INGURISHU TOOKINGU YARERU NO KANA ? OH NO ! INGURISHU ?

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 16:32 [No]

>>621
It's from a song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4WCrd6ZGHg
ZISU IZU A PEN

623 Name: (´д｀；) : 1993-09-8258 16:35 [No]

>>622
guriin tii
caoffuiii

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 18:50 [No]

>>616
Yes, a BBS was just an example. No, there doesn't have to be a standard way of dealing with this.

>>618
Ok, I'm not sure I fully understand, but it looks like it can be done. That makes IPFS sound more promising to me. I need to keep learning about it, and see what I can do.

625 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8258 18:57 [No]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but it seems exciting.

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8258 20:01 [No]

>>624
I'll make this the next project I start. Talking about it here has helped me figure some bits out.
My main reservations are the fact that there's only one and a half implementations (Go and partially JS) and other interfaces are just dumb wrappers, and the fact that you can only pin one file (but that's changing soon enough).

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8259 17:50 [No]

Why? Because we still have a case system, God dammit!

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8259 20:58 [No]

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8260 00:41 [No]

Holy shit! It actually nearly killed me!

630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8260 04:28 [No]

A movie in which the twist is that the twist is something so obvious that you think the author was implying it from the beginning.

character 1:"Why am I the only one who can see you?"
character 2:"I guess because others aren't looking. Think of me as an imaginary friend. God, I miss you're mother. If only I could've seen you grow up."
character 1:"Why do you say that?"
character 2:"No reason. Come on, if you need to do that homework, let me give you a hand."
an hour later into the movie
character 1:"Why can't you just go away! WHAT ARE YOU?!"
character 2:"I'm... I'm you're father."
character 1:"B-but my father passed away... when I was a baby..."
flash to all the scenes in the movie, so that the audience can make the connection
audience: "Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to know that."

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8260 09:31 [No]

https://podricing.pw/uploads/images/scaled_full_a08435ddca0598f29101.jpg

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8260 09:31 [No]

The Internet!

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8260 15:26 [No]

I should've gone for the socks.

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 01:19 [No]

I thought "I'm just going to leave these apple slices here while I go do something." Then I replied "just promise me you'll still love these apple slices when they old and brown."

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 01:28 [No]

Man I love Japanese porn titles...

"
[AP116] My Daughter’s Chest That’s Recently Grown So Large is Right in Front of My Eyes! We Took a Family Vacation For the First Time in Many Years and Finding Myself Sleeping Next to My Daughter Since Who Knows When is Causing Me Such Strain That I Can’t Sleep! The Reason For This is That Lately Her Chest Has Gotten Big and As I Love Big Tits, I Get Horny and I Just Can’t Help It! My Daughter’s Sleeping Restlessly and Little By Little, Her Cotton Kimono Comes Undone and Her Prominently Exposed Rack is Mere Centimeter From My Eyes and the Tip of My Nose! I’m Her Father, But This is Testing the Limits of My Self-Control!! Unable to Contain Myself, I Discreetly Touched Her Chest Softly!! “No, Don’t Even Think About What’ll Happen If You Get Caught”! (That’s My Heart Talking) Yielding to Momentary Pleasure, I Felt Her Up!! As Expected, She Woke Up to See My Dreadful Face At Close Distance and Unable to Say Anything, She Was At My Complete Mercy! Naturally, In the End, I Came Inside of Her!!
"

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 01:35 [No]

>>635
I'm still really curious who translates these titles, it seems like Engrish but the grammar is always perfect...

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 03:19 [No]

I was worried they were going to be mean to him, so I made a helpful comment in preparation for what could have been a wave of negative comments. It turns out I was the most negative comment.

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 04:09 [No]

auauaughghghghgh
i need to sleep

>>637 I thought they would be mean to him too senpai

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 04:49 [No]

Mr. DQN, do you how do?

640 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8261 06:01 [No]

Who's up for making a DQN-zine?

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 07:53 [No]

>>640 hey yeah sure! I drew a DQN picture but didn't really have a reason to show anyone

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 09:41 [No]

>>640
I'd be down with that.

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 17:19 [No]

My butt is not cute.

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 18:11 [No]

I want blues scale wind chimes, so the wind has a chance of playing some Howlin' Wolf now and then.

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 21:37 [No]

I wish I knew more people I could play Mahjong with

646 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8261 21:40 [No]

>>645
Come over

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 22:55 [No]

>>640
DQNzine sounds really cool. Like, totes underground and hip!

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 23:01 [No]

Dope Quality Newspapers

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8261 23:50 [No]

I feel like a fool now. Somebody stop me!

650 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 01:07 [No]

My deja vu always ends in me thinking "and then I had deja vu, and I thought 'and then I had deja vu.'"

651 Name: （ ´_ゝ`） : 1993-09-8262 03:07 [No]

>>635
I suspect that's not the title, just a translation of all the text on the cover. I wouldn't say

...Planet Porno Bombards Earth With Sex Rays!... Send For Flesh! The Space Age Sex Spoof That Is Out Of This World Flesh Gordon The Special Edition Contains Many Scenes Previously Banned By The Censor Not To Be Confused With The Original "Flash Gordon"

is the title of a American porno, for instance. Since JAV films have codes, they don't necessarily have an incentive to ensure that one piece of text on the front cover is a short phrase that is very obviously the identifying mark of the video.

652 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 03:36 [No]

If there weren't hairdressers, we'd all be cutting our hair like fingernails.

653 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 03:49 [No]

>>647
And since we have an imageboard now it wouldn't be hard to compile and distribute it.

654 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 07:27 [No]

I'm getting those 2:27 AM blues.

655 Name: (´д｀；) : 1993-09-8262 14:32 [No]

>>645
I assume you mean riichi mahjong, I play a lot on pairon, a game on niconico douga. We should play together sometime!

656 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 17:26 [No]

I would wear one of those Caucasians shirts that all the Tumblr people think are funny, but I don't want people to think I'm a Tumblr person.

657 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 20:41 [No]

>>656
I find them really amusing, but I may be prime tumblr material.
I don't want to visit tumblr and confirm my suspicions though.

658 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 21:04 [No]

A sticky bunny.

659 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8262 22:22 [No]

>>656
What's a "Caucasians" shirt?

660 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 22:29 [No]

Who am I kidding, I don't even know what complex analysis is.

661 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 22:57 [No]

>>659
http://www.shelflifeclothing.com/shirtpages/caucasians.html
It's a play on the Redskins logo.

662 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8262 23:01 [No]

I need to go to bed.

663 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 13:11 [No]

>>661 I don't know why, but when people use the term Caucasian to describe white people, it rubs me the wrong way. Seems like a dumb term to use. As far as I know, none of my family is from the Caucasus region. Just use "white", okay? You're not going to hurt anyone's feelings.

Come to think of it, it might be annoying to me because only Tumblr-style people and government forms use the term "Caucasian".

664 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 18:32 [No]

>>663
Sorry, we didn't mean to be edgy and offend. I see you're not a caucasian, so I'll stop calling you that, so I don't hurt you're way of living. Tumblr is seen as a i＜site＞/i that you can make posts about your feelings. There is a great deal of opposition to this web. One might say that it is popular to oppose. If one were not to, he might not be on the in crowd. We 〈i〉wouldn't〈/i〉 want to offend people who want to be offended. Do you catch my drift?

665 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 21:30 [No]

>>663
That's the point. I guess? I mean, native americans aren't from India, ya know?

666 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 21:55 [No]

What am I doing with my life?

667 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 22:14 [No]

How often do you read a post here and think "hmmm that sounds like something I would say" and you check the timestamp and, "I proablby did make that post"

668 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 23:36 [No]

>>667
YES

669 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 23:38 [No]

>>667
many times I am not sure especially in old threads...

670 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8263 23:42 [No]

I Came For The Motorbikes But Annoyed By The Boobs

671 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 02:26 [No]

>>664 I'm multiply triggered by your post and demand compensation in the form of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

672 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 03:21 [No]

>>671
Here's a bunch: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sorry for the inconvenience.

673 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 03:52 [No]

>>672 thanks!

674 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 04:21 [No]

What font does 4-ch use? I installed Mona but the text art is still fucked.

675 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 04:52 [No]

>>674
font-family: Mona,'MS PGothic' !important;

676 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 07:03 [No]

>>675
Thank you.

677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 10:48 [No]

I bought my first domain! I'm going to be deliberately annoyingly vague about it until I put something on it!

678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 11:39 [No]

How's about I conformally map your face into a bloody pulp!

679 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8264 18:39 [No]

(´•௰• ) I miss those bears!

680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8264 21:33 [No]

Something is wrong...

681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8265 08:48 [No]

I don't remember what fake google search I wanted to post.

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8265 16:06 [No]

http://bienvenidoainternet.org/0/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8265 17:32 [No]

Well, it's halfway to being a catgirl, I suppose.

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8265 19:04 [No]

I prefer a gatgirl, myself. I like them a little more rooty-tooty.

685 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8265 19:26 [No]

Go away bears! ⁽⁽◝(´༎ຶꉺ`௰༎ຶꉺ` )◜⁾⁾ ʕథ౪థʔʕథ౪థʔ

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8265 21:35 [No]

Our lives are vacuously devoid of meaning, Onii-chan!

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8265 23:50 [No]

https://www.4chan.org/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa/
to this day i wonder what is up with this page
and who in their right mind decided to create it AND protect it

688 Name: （ ´_ゝ`） : 1993-09-8265 23:56 [No]

>>687

Looks like an artifact of the engine, since

http://4chan.org/therearetwohundredandfiftysixcharactersrightheretherearetwohundredandfiftysixcharactersrightheretherearetwohundredandfiftysixcharactersrightheretherearetwohundredandfiftysixcharactersrightheretherearetwohundredandfiftysixcharactersrightheretherearetwohundr

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 01:55 [No]

Shawarma isn't all that good really.

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 02:22 [No]

>>689 I really disagree with you a lot. Unless you live in a US city where any place that serves "sharwama" is basically giving you a gyro with a different name attached.

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 04:54 [No]

Have I been doxxed, or is it a coincidence?

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 06:11 [No]

>>691
Who are you?

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 12:15 [No]

>>692
Donny

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 15:00 [No]

I'm having a hard time not only telling whether some old posts are mine or not, but also whether I'm getting reposted too. What a troublesome sensation.

695 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8266 18:20 [No]

>>693
It was just coincidence, Donny. I was thinking of Donny from th Big Lebowski.

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 19:21 [No]

If something is worth doing then it's worth doing to excess.

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 19:42 [No]

MS says EEHHHHH ITS KIND OF IMPORTANT

698 Name: Donny : 1993-09-8266 20:22 [No]

>>695
Alright, cool. I was worried for a second.

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 22:13 [No]

Let me tell you guys about millennials. So basically they're the worst thing ever. They take everything for granted. They follow ridiculous fashion trends. They don't enjoy the classics. They're overly idealistic. And what angers me the most is that they're complete hypocrites. It makes me embarassed to be a millennial.

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8266 22:17 [No]

The future will be exactly like the present but slightly different.

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