Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
It's funny to think that people actually fall for sheeky/leeky forums
captcha:yo
>>801
Imagine being the one guy that got a sheeky forums account. You go there every day, read through the threads, come up with witty replies, try to make a name for yourself even though nobody ever acknowledges your existence. There are millions of people talking about images you can't see and making references that don't make any sense, and the weirdest thing is that none of them seem to care about the forum; they create an account, make one post, and never show up again. It's like everyone else is in on this huge joke and you can't begin to imagine what it is.
Ha!
Don't give up on your dreams! Don't give up on life! You're a human! Don't let anyone tell you different! Every sky scraper, every plane, every discovery was made by a human!
I don't want to make fun of him, but seriously, this offsite programmer guy has a Sonic avatar and his current state just says "Sonic...". Like come on, you're testing my limits here.
Oh yeah he's a really cute boy.
damn.
Every failure was just a stepping stone on the path to success! PEACE AND LOVE! NOT WAR!
I hope they kill this guy off.
100% loin
I'd rather be evil than stupid.
I'd rather be happy than smart.
I wish I knew ! ! ! ! ! ! :-)
I hope I'm not an ornery person
The Internet is a very small, or I'm being stalked. I think it's both.
I've accidentally seen my dad's porn more times than he's seen mine.
I don't want to work!!!!
I, too, want to bang on the drums all day!
本の虫
本物の虫
I want to start saying "getch" as the present tense of "gotcha."
I am uglier than I previously thought.
>>824
Yeah, but only with second person objects. How about "You're not going to getch me with that," or "He gotch her good the other night."
>>825
The "ch" part comes from the running together of "got" and "you" and the transition from the "T" sound to the "Y" sound. If you get rid of the T-Y transition it doesn't really work.
🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
gotchened: having gotcha, but subsequently releasedya.
You can't getch me! I already gotchened you yesterday!
I'm going to come up with my own original word as well.Thonikula!
>>828
I'm sorry but that already exists: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?thonikula
hipster garbage
mainstream booty
sidestream smokers
I want to warmly cuddle DQN.
I'm gonna getcha butt.
I'mma pound you in the butt with your own butt until you meet your reverse self and apologize
I wonder how much classical art was created for masturbatory purposes.
>>836
In that most of it was made for the artist to self-aggrandize over probably all of it.
Mourn ya till I join ya
I remember the first time I ever succeeded at lucid dreaming. The thing that amazed me the most was how vivid and lifelike everything was. I remember running my finger along a wooden plank, being able to see and feel every ridge and knot in the wood. I also noticed over time that all the things people usually find that set dreams apart from reality (e.g. written text/clocks/light switches not working) seem to work just fine in my dreams. The only way I can ever become lucid is by finding some inconsistency within my own memories which tells me that what I'm experiencing isn't a direct continuation of my waking life.
My dreams are different from my waking life, though; there's something so soft and effortless about them. Even my more unpleasant dreams (I wouldn't really call them nightmares) have a sort of childlike simplicity about them that means I can't really hate them. It's much like when you play a video game until it becomes natural and you forget you're pressing buttons. More generally, it's like doing anything without really thinking about it; like breathing. The feeling of waking up from a dream is actually a lot like being reminded of breathing manually, when just a few seconds ago you weren't really aware you were breathing at all.
Sometimes I feel like my dreams are more real than reality itself. After all, life is more about what you think and say and do when you aren't concentrating on your body or state of existence. Isn't it then objectively better to live in a world where you don't have a physical body at all? I suppose it's shorter, but that hardly matters. And of course it'll all be meaningless once you wake up, but then your waking life will be equally meaningless once you die.
>>841
That's hilarious. I woke up, browsed dqn, skimmed through your post, decided I was still tired, and went back to sleep and had a lucid dream for the first time since I was a child.
Maybe if I put this pill in my throat it will push the other pills down.
4chan's new quest board moves too fast. DQN is way slower so it's way better for more interesting stories.
I might look like an itchy girl, but...
Be here or be queer.
They're sooo unreasonable. I just caaaan't reason with them.
I wish I had more time for my hobbies. It takes me weeks just to finish a 100 page book because my work hours are so demanding.
>>844
I've never really been to /tg/ but it seems pretty fun, though more chaotic than 4-ch CYOA
Having had some time to reflect on it in its recent hiatus, I've come to accept that yes, my beloved Grinding Noises thread has somewhat jumped the shark. I had consciously tried to make the second iteration more interesting by making the setting larger and less linear, introducing more overarching quests or goals, and generally making things a bit more grim and dark, but sadly, though it certainly had its moments, the second iteration didn't really come together as I had hoped. Nonetheless, I don't regret trying; I'm reminded of that quote from somewhere or other that it's better to aim high and fail than to aim low and succeed.
Seeing as the thread has recently been bumped, it does rather prompt me to make a decision on whether to continue or not - and, though it's a shame, I'm not sure I really want to carry on in the same direction it was going before. That said, it would be an even greater shame to leave it in its current incomplete state, so if those of you reading this are willing to post in it, I would quite like to bring the story to a finish (before the current thread hits 999) in a rather irreverent over the top silly sort of way. How do the rest of you feel about the idea?
>>850
Can you sum it up for us here? I've always been too intimidated to get involved in Grinding Noises.
>>803 this is really not the right thing to tell someone who's about to give up on their life.
>>852
Don't give up! You still have a chance! Look at all the love there is! You are loved! And you can love! Because you're a human!
I'm contrarian. Is that the right word? As much as possible, I try to disagree.
>>850
I say bring it to an end by 999 but not right away... String it out over multiple updates! And I would love if you started a new thread afterward...
Also, I don't think your thread jumped the shark, it just got too complex for even the biggest fans (such as myself) to keep track of...maybe be a little less cryptic and slightly more hand-holdy next time?
Yesterday I went to see a friend. It was a mistake, I should've played more Dark Souls.
>>856
Life's tough kid! Get over it! There are kids starving in africa! You're just being an attention whore! Nobody cares about you anyways! I wish you would kill yourself and stop being a pussy!
I beleive this is what therapists are trained to tell their suicidal patients. I'm sure it must be effective.
>>856 If they were standing in front of a tall cliff or bridge, I would play "Jump" by Van Halen.
What's wrong with suicidal people? I just don't understand them. Is it because they are babies? People say that I'm a really tough guy (not my words), so it's hard for me to understand weak stupid people. I know this is offensive to say, but I think they should just kill themselves. Before you call me merciless, just realize I'm only using logic here. If they do not want to live, then they should just kill themselves. I know it might be hard for stupid people to understand, but it's quite simple actually. And don't try to give me excuses for stopping them. You're just overcomplicating a simple matter (which I just proved was simple).
>>850 As long as it's not "rocks fall, everyone dies" I'd support it.
Well, you gotta buy it to cum in it.
>>862
Just shut up, you're making yourself look like an idiot. It doesn't matter what you want to be true. Life's hard, and your just going to have to accept that. Just because something offends you, doesn't make it wrong. If you tell me something offensive I was saying was wrong, then you're just censoring the truth. You're brainwashed by society. You know that I'm right about killing yourself. You just want it to not be true because you're offended. You're just a big baby.
>>860
It's not usually the first thing you should think of, you know those people have families or something
I don't know if they're playing along or if they thinks I'm serious. Either way, I'm too tired to say anything. Maybe tomorrow.
A secret Underground Railroad of dad jokes.
hi, i'm internet bully.
you are smellly!!!!!! HOHOHOHOHO
I have ante up sounding in my head and it really makes me feel so pumped!
>>862
Kant would only say it's inmoral, but so is every irrational and heteronomous thing ever. Kant doesn't present his ethical system on terms of good and bad.
>>866
Everyone knows that kant's philosophy is outdated and overly complicated. Keep crying about kant, you baby head.
>>867
Look, I don't care about political correctness. I don't care about you or your family. Emotions only get in the way of science and reason. It only logically makes sense that suicidal people should kill themselves. It would make everyone happier. So don't give me the this bullshit about how it would hurt the person's friends, family, and community (poopoo).
>>872
This is pretty much what I'm trying to say.
>>860 I've thought something like this for quite a while but it's hard to put it into words without sounding like an edgy tryhard. But I think we need to make a distinction between true and reasonable reasons for suicide and dumb teenager shit. If everyone just went and killed themselves every time suicide crossed their mind then there'd be no one left alive.
>>874
I think a lot of programs for assisted suicide are pretty much this. They require approval from a psychologist in order to be allowed to commit suicide. Although, I think you have to have a severe illness that isn't mental. I don't really know that much about it though, so I'm probably not explaining it right.
>>841
It sucks, when I find an inconsistency in my dream, it quickly reconfigures itself so it turns out I was playing TV or watching Youtube or something so that it makes sense again and I can't quite lucid dream but only criticize how non-sensical my own dreams are from a window.
It's really wierd.
I was trying to make an obvious joke, but I guess I'm doing a bad job because now it's just trolling.
God damn it, this fever just won't go.
>>883
Y-You've got to believe me! If you don't... I'm not sure who'll I'll turn to...
>>867
Families disgust me.
As for parents, only a fucking idiot would not realise that it's extremely selfish to bring another life into the world for one's own amusement and expect them to enjoy being alive. People who suicide have the right, as far as their parents are concerned. With the exception of children, as for the rest of the constituents of 'family', anyone not directly related can fuck right off because their relationship to the suicidal person is literally coincidence.
As for children, the parent has an obligation to take care of them until they are adults, that is my only general exception.
>>885
Alright you go ahead and enjoy believing all that,as well as twisting my point into whatever fresh pasta you just cooked up
I can't be bothered explaining how twisted that seems
>>876
Are you retarded? I've been arguing that Kant was wrong this whole time. I guess my words were too complicated for you. Do you poop yourself as well, big baby?
>>885
I'm glad I've found someone who's smart enough to actually understand what I'm saying. Parents are stupid. Emotional bonds only hold back reason and science. Parents aren't necessary. What? Do you need your mommy's permission to kill yourself? Just use your own brain, and think about it for a second. It's only logical that a suicidal person should kill themselves. Sorry if that offends you (I'm not actually sorry by the way). And don't give me that bullshit about maybe they'll change their minds later. If they're going to be such a big baby, then nobody wants them anyways. I don't think any parent would actually want a child who tried to kill themselves. The only reason why anyone would ever be suicidal is because they're a weak baby. If more weak people killed themselves, we would only have strong and smart people like me. That's just basic evolution 101, poop for brains.
>>886
I'm sorry if your brain is too small. I've already logically proved that suicide is good (poopers). I don't care if it's not politically correct.
>>886
No, it's fine, I kinda posted it because I wanted someone to tell me it is twisted. I can't tell you how alienating it is to carry thoughts like this in my head at all times and never tell anyone.
Autism
>>888
I know what you mean. I used to have tons of twisted thoughts. It wasn't until I opened up to a counselor that I had a voice of reason to grab on to.
>>889
Honestly yes. I think I have it and it sucks. I try to act normal because I really like human social interaction but people don't make any fucking sense and it drives me bonkers.
That being said, I'm not sure if I'd rather I don't have it. At least I see the contradiction in e.g. claiming strong family ties and also putting one's grandparent(s) in a elderly home.
>>887
Emotional bonds don't only hold back reason and science. Without humans there is no science, and emotional bonds make humans happier and more productive. Still, if someone is in unbearable physical or psychological pain, I think they have a moral right to end their life.
>>888
Sorry but whatever we were arguing has been confused thanks to the ever so valiant efforts of >>887
You shouldn't feel bad for believing in what you do, although I find it odd that you base the argument for not caring about your friends, because you only made them on coincidence, when everything else just came from a coincidence either way
>>892
In case you don't know, >>860,864,873,887 are all the same poster.
>>893
Good for that person then, I just wish they would post their garbage somewhere else.
Not that I disagree with all aspects of it,but it was just very painful to read.I could find numerous people who share that viewpoint and not articulate themselves like a 13 year old who just found /pol/ or /b/
>>891
Yeah, if a person is going to be in permanent, unbearable, mental or physical pain, then I think they should have the right to assisted suicide. I think the problem arises when there are large amounts of people who see suicide as a first response to usually temporary problems in the long run.
I don't get off by tricking people. I tried my hardest to be clear about what I was doing, but in the end, I was just being stupid. Atleast I've learned not to do that again.
I'd like for it to stop here. We only have another 101 posts together until the whole thing is over. Let's become our future and make posts we'll be proud to have made. I love you.
Am I talking to you? You'll never know.