Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
When will I stop being high?
Don't give up! You still have a chance! There are endless possibilities! Everywhere you look is a chance for happiness and love!
>>902
If you're making a joke, it's been made. Please stop posting this shallow, Hallmark-esque stuff.
>>903
There's nothing wrong with you! We'll love you no matter who you become! There's nothing wrong with loving one another! Everything is just the way it's supposed to be!
>>904
Many people find this sort of speech offensive, it's a well known phenomenon among religious speakers, motivational speakers, rehabilitation treatment centers, etc. Most of the time, people articulate that offense along the lines of “How dare you say everything is the way it's supposed to be - don't you know how I've suffered?”. I think, however, that a deeper frustration comes from the way this speech trivializes potential future action. Saying something like “Every failure was just a stepping stone on the path to success” implies that whenever something positive does happen, it's inevitable, therefore whoever works hard to achieve success has wasted their time. Since most people have worked at something, being told that their work was irrelevant is quite irritating. The suffering person is not only angry because their suffering are spoken of as trivial, but because their response to their circumstances is said to be ‘intended’: “Remember all that pain you went through when your wife and kids died? I am unimpressed by how difficult it was for you to return to normal life, instead I approve of all your sleepless nights. I am the one who says how you are supposed to respond to suffering. I am your superior, signing off on your work.”
Furthermore, people do fail. Everyone has direct personal experiences that testify to this. Hearing, then, that every path leads to success tells the listener “Remember that time you failed? Since that was just a stepping stone to success, and since you didn't end up succeeding, you must have given up, you lazy slacker.” So on the one hand, you're telling everyone that anything they do is meaningless, since happiness is always just around the corner. On the other hand, you're telling everyone that whenever happiness hasn't materialized, that they must have fucked something up: that happiness was nearby, so how on Earth could you have possibly missed it?
There are also a bunch of weird questions that get raised. If everything is wonderful and everyone always becomes happy in the end, why do you even have to say these things? If you love someone, why don't they know it yet? Or if love is so meaningless that someone can be loved without their life being affected, why should someone care that they are loved? Why does everyone “still have a chance” if success and happiness are inevitable? If you have such knowledge that you audit the entirety of existence and say it is “the way it's supposed to be”, and if you somehow have an interest in my life, why are you speaking in such unhelpful vagaries?
The more I consider these sort of ‘motivational’ statements, the more I wonder why anyone makes them.
>>905
Let go of the past! Don't worry about your future! Everyone is here to support you! Love is here and will always be here!
Let me just admit it. Most of these posts for the past couple of days have been me replying to myself.
>>907
No they aren't! I know that because most of these posts have been me replying to myself!
> I've been arguing that Kant was wrong this whole time.
Whereas I am not? I'm just saying that immoral is not quite the same as bad, not according to Kant. It's a wrong interpretation of Kantian ethics.
That being said, every modern philospher ever who just as much as dabbles in ethics from John Rawls to your mom borrow quite a whole lot from Kant. You'd be hard pressed to find an ethics scholar who doesn't use Kant as a base. It's that important, and that you don't realize it doesn't really make you dumb, but it definitely makes you ill-informed.
All in all, suicide is always all the time an irrational thing to do, full stop. That we aren't merely rational beings and do, and say things that aren't rational but we try to justify anyway because of whatever hypothetical context we are in is a topic for another day, kids!
>>912,913,914
Please don't. It's not funny anymore.
Boggy di Looti
If two lesbians get drunk and have sex, which one is the rapist?
Leave originality for the birds.
smartass jew Lincoln
Let me be straight forward with you
I've seen more parodies of talk shows than talk shows.
>>905 agreed totally.
I think a part of the motivation behind these kinds of "inspirational" statements is that the speakers themselves are often trying to convince themselves that everything's all right. Everyone has at least a few insecurities or fears for the future, and it's nice to think that there's some kind of power in the universe or logic that's protecting us or guiding us down a path. I've known a few people who were outwardly very positive and said shit like this but were inwardly miserable/depressed/anxious, and I think that's not an uncommon thing.
All right, it's become abundantly clear that I'm actually quite ill and borderline bedridden, so I'm afraid there aren't going to be any Grinding Noises updates any time soon. It'll be back some day, I swear.
I've studied people like you thoroughly in college. Let me give you my expert evaluation of you. Basically, you're broken. Your motivations were not what you thought they were. You happiness is an illusion. And your statements show that you can't accept reality. The only treatment I can prescribe is to stop what you're doing and start doing what I'm doing.
that was doubleplus unsexy verging crimewank
doubleplus unsexy verging crimewank
Poe's law
Look at the sky!
Buggerel
Hmm... my client's usually responded by now...
I would describe it as "aggressively mofumofu".
The greens overestimate their bargaining power
save me from myself
cabbage rolls
It's good to be alive.
I just got a pussy job. That's where a girl uses her vagina to jerk you off.
there's so much scam and so many fools and my friends are some
Please stop emailing me.
>>942
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What did I do to deserve this?
Why do people give that much of a shit about the new Ghostbusters movie or whether does it reveres genders or whatever. Ghostbusters is not that great of a franchise. It could feature trained monkeys or be made entirely in CGI and I still wouldn't give a fuck either way.
It's harder to sign into my steam account then my bank.
Death is too mysterious though!
>>945
I too often ask why people care about things I don't care about.
>>949
Sometimes I think it's just a long line of people who don't care, but are pretending to. Thousands of fake online entities, being paid $0.50/hr to "organically" care by marketing teams who take orders from vice presidents who are told that they need to generate caring by the board of directors, who have all just read a white paper on caring written by a team of analysts who based their research on what turned out to be thousands of fake carers.
http://i.4cdn.org/f/There%20She%20Isn%26%23039%3Bt.swf
If the link expires, you can just wait for someone to post it again.
>>945
You are wrong. You are so wrong!
>Ghostbusters is not that great of a franchise.
It's not a not that great franchise, it's a shit franchise. The initial movie that drives the whole franchise was absolutely shit. It's so shit that I'm so pissed I wasted approximately 90 minutes of my life on it that years later I will still post rants about it on the internet. Fuck.
Anybody who thinks ghostbusters is an acceptable use of their time should be shot on sight.
>>952
I too often advocate the death penalty for people whose opinions differ from mine.
I'd rather build my own ghostbusting machines and cross the streams than watch the upcoming Ghostbusters movie.
Why does USB have to be the standard for charging phones? I bet there's a more efficient way that transfers only power.
>whether does it reveres genders or whatever
people are butthurt about this because it was super arbitrary.
people got even more butthurt when the trailer came out, showing that all the characters were stereotypes, essentially saying fuck you to the people who were hyped for it(people that thought female ghostbusters might be cool, people who like arbitrary diversity), and making the people who already hated it hate it more. Seriously, the black chick is a super racist "omg she so sassy and street smart" kind of character.
It's ironic that it's socially acceptable to pee into a bowl of water, but it's not socially acceptable to pee into pants.
I choose all of my opinions based off of whatever counter culture I'm opposed to at the moment.
I am glad that I got to post here with you guys today.
the fuck is [ASAP]? Also, same captcha two times lel
>>951
I don't know why you didn't link to the archive, but you must have had a reason for not doing so. That flash has only been posted 10 times in the past four years, and going by that data, you must want a hypothetical observer to wait ~75 days on average before that link works.
Rabi-Ribi is the greatest video game ever crafted by man or beast.
This board hasn't had a post since 1993
We're only 276 months into 1993. Long way to go to next year, man.
Buying a house is exhausting, mostly because nobody you have to deal with has their shit together.
Never give up! Everyone is cheering you on! Love is everywhere! PEACE AND LOVE! NOT WAR!
I dreamed a dream of autofellatio and was disappointed when I couldn't actually do it.
This thread is nearly over already. It goes so fast...
>>957
How is it ironic. Since your pants absorb the urine, you'll reek of pee wherever you go, whereas peeing on a toilet will just stink one place and that's assuming you don't flush.
actually that would be a pretty useful superpower, it just takes some creativity
I'm a waste
>>980
We will always look forward to the future. We'll never appreciate a moment. (turds)
>>976
I guess I must ask you why society has arbitrarily decided that the pot must stink, but the pants must not?
>>982
The pot doesn't stink though. It removes the waste whereas your pants just soak it up and hold onto it.
i just wanted to steal >>983 identity DURR DURR DURR am I doing this right DURRRRRRRRR
I'm a big fat butt.
>>955
Convergence. Dumbphones used to have a dedicated DC input for charging, but after the advent of the iPhone (which came with one slot for both charging and transfering data), smartphone manufacturers decided it was a good idea to reduce the number of ports and inputs on a phone and started using the USB slot to charge phones. We've already reached the point where USB charging is reliably fast so it doesn't really make sense to arbitrarily go back to DC inputs.
i wasnt saying he was rude or anything.
isnt ((●)トェェェイ(●)) DQN kun?
is that even still a thing?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Someone called me racist today and it had no effect on me whatsoever. She might as well have been going "bzzz bzzz bzzz" for all it mattered.
>>989
Now if we could just make up our mind about which usb we want to use
There was never any hope to begin with.
cocks
>>992
That must mean you are good and happy and intelligent! Bzzz Bzzz bzzz
Peace and love! Not war!
Peace and love!