Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
#37 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/
#38 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610604190/
#39 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1614086960/
#40 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1617481384/
#41 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1621434255/
#42 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1626512956/
#43 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1631851352/
#44 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/
#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!
Snus
Why do I do it?
>>794
I stopped getting out so that I would not need to look at repulsive fat people such as yourself.
got medical'd yay
Jabba the Hutt's revenge
Quick opinion sample: Is DQN pro- or anti-eunuch?
>>803 I'm very skinny. You needed to insult me, but it was wide of the mark. I'm just enjoying the picture you're painting. I wonder if you were once spurned by a fat chick you adored. I can dig it. But don't your sores fester like that!
>>806
Make sure if you have a Chief Eunuch that he is set to auto-destruct after 10 years or you will face a revolt at the hands of your top guy.
>>807
Am I not allowed to hate a group of ugly, smelly, disgusting people without being accused of secretly being into them? It simply happens that I live somewhere with an unfortunate quantity of the obese and I am tired of their fat behaviors.
>>809 It's a silly thing to spend your time and effort talking about. It stood out because I chuckled at the previous posts complaining about fatties, and the more you talk about it the more it seems like you have some kind of complex, like they've played an oddly-large part in your life, or you had some chubbo-related traumatic experience or something. Idk, I'm entertained wondering about it, but to return to my original point, anyone who “hates a group” and spends their free time whinging about them has something missing in their life.
>>811
You seem to be conflating me with a different poster on here, that first post you replied to was my first fatty-complaining post on here in years.
>>809 Hate the sin, love the sinner?
methinks the lady doth protest too much
unfortunately, food is good
>>813 Hate the sinner, love the sin.
maiden rape assault: violent semen inferngo to the polls
>>811
I usually agree but fat people cause people who work in medicine and emergency response a lot of trouble and they often are snotty about it, it makes sense people would complain about them especially since they've politicized their fatness.
Also, you failed to note your use of oddly-large when talking about fat people lol, I don't know if you did on that purpose
fucking Cloudfail
Channel Awesome was not actually awesome
I still haven't figured out what I even want my art style to look like. That's about 20 years of practice I've successfully procrastinated on....
>fat people cause people who work in medicine and emergency response a lot of trouble and they often are snotty about it
That seems like the kind of generalisation based on an odd experience I was talking about that would seed a shallow prejudice. Or maybe it's an American thing?
>they've politicized their fatness.
What do you mean by that?
>you failed to note your use of oddly-large
I failed nothing. Are you suggesting any kind of wordplay needs to be pointed out to everyone in case they missed it? Okay everyone, that was a play on words wink wink
Political fatness?
[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current BMI [Bodies][Measuring][Personal][#1]
BMI / 1RM / bodyfat% is nothing, preferred milk type is where it's really at
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Prozent Körperfett
I'm looking for a monospaced font, it has to have CJK support and it should render kanji (that's Japanese for hanzi) and other fullwidth characters using two kotoba (that's japanese for 2 spaces). And has to be really kawaii (cute).
I think it's possible to be aesthetic and fat but only if you lift
See: Julius Maddox, Eddie Hall, half the powerlifter regulars at any random gym in the midwest
all objectively fat, but the type of fat that looks like it crushes boulders, not the type that looks like it sits in a gamer chair all day
a little bit of a gut, but with enough muscle that your chest and shoulders are still bigger around than your belly is basically peak male aesthetics and performance, but I'm also gay as fuck and into bara so take that as you will
vc: tuff
Condom coated with tiger balm (both sides)
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
would!
Fuck my life.
Dilbert, except the PHB has been replaced with Heihachi Mishima
Dilbert, except written by Scott Adams (of microcomputer adventure game fame), instead of Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame).
I choose to forgive myself for my ignorance.
I wonder if Donny Two Scoops fixed the ice cream machine.
Finally my astigmatism is cured!
But no progress on all the other 'tisms....
Is there a "western gamelan listener" phenotype? Is it me?
dill dough
butterfly effect:
barely notable gacha game does a steins;gate collab and suddenly everyone is posting kurisu and dr pepper everywhere
I think this will work... but if it durn't, then we learnt.
zoinks Scoob
Remote Control Button of Summon Godzilla
I will never recover from anything that has ever happened to me.
People diss British cuisine but what other has such wonders as "pork faggots" or "spotted dick"?
British cuisine really does have its strong points (especially if you like butter, savory flavors, certain textures), but aesthetics ain't one of them.
Consider the jellied eel. On paper, it should be a big hit in China, but it looks so ass they don't go for it. Oh you want something that's supposed to be pretty? Try the fucking "stargazy pie", it's got fish heads poking out.
バイト中爆睡する私まだ面白い
Heartbreaking: two people you stalk but don't interact with are having a big falling out over a seriously minor difference of opinion too subtle for anyone but you and them to understand
I was always more of a tits man than an ass man but lately I've finally started to see the appeal of the latter, especially when my wife bends over with tight jeans...
See https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/662 for the Stargazy Pie >>850 is talking about!
Mystic Towers' farting keyhole
I'm done being lectured on my nation's culinary history by Americans!
Because let me tell you, "jellied eels" and "stargazy pie" are oddities chiefly aimed at tourists! We don't fucking eat that! If you came here expecting fish head pie and cream of goat's arse soup, you'd be almost disappointed by how similar our cuisine is to yours!
women who "love cooking" actually usually love love having 100 billion different extremely specific niche-use kitchen gadgets from temu and then the dullest, shittiest knives you've ever used in your life
>>856
I notice no denial of pork faggots and spotted dick here.
pee nut butt er
Pow! Right in the orbicularis oris!
gongfu could feasibly be translated as "craft", as in "craft beer" or "craft brewed southern style iced sweet tea"
gung ho is 工合 and kung fu is 功夫 but 工 and 功 are in fact cognate and pronounced the same since ancient times
in chimerican this translates to Workers' Meritorious Jingoistic Ass-Kickin' Tea
>>859 I think those are quite old-fashioned dishes, I've seen tinned versions in shops before, but never seen them served in a restaurant or anything like that. I've never had them. They're basically just meatballs and sponge cake. But I did go to visit family in Scotland once and they gave me home-made “Leaky Cock Soup”, which was very nice!
Maybe being put in a Saw trap would actually fix me.
Contract Dong: Killer for Hire
> What is it about asia that gives them all those eyes?
Neanderthal DNA
> surely not the--
especially the Tibetan sand fox
the dutch should always consequently write ij as ÿ.
ÿiranaide, nagatoro-san.
snus abuse
Godzilla roaring but it's some dude going "grrr, raaargh" with his voice instead of the classic sound effect
"Altered Beast" is a funny title to me because, I don't know if it's a regional thing or if someone on the localization team just dropped the ball, but where I come from if you say an animal is "altered" it's a euphemism for "neutered".
Ernie vs. Arnie
Now everybody's pissing, don't piss on me!
Dwarven Berserker riding a Glyptodon
Farting while pooping and pooping while farting are not the same
The spirit is horny but the dick is weak
Swiss cheese model? I ASKED for cheddar!
Julius Caesar, but replaced changeling-style with a stereotypical modern Italian politician
ejaculation peanuts
The Picture of Dorian Gray except it's that Franz Stuck painting of Odin that Hitler was kind of obsessed with
6 year old teenagers...
jjj
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Strong contender for worst week of my life so far.
for a group that coined the word "mansplaining," almost every woman I've met or dated seems to think she's the only one who knows shit about anything and everyone else is the biggest retard around
when I've been single for more than a few months: oh blessed goddess of mercy, i'm so alone, i need a touch of the divine feminine in my life, i love lavender and sylvia plath and lana del rey, please notice me magic woman-creature
when I've been in a relationship for more than a few months: schopenhauer was right about literally everything, maybe sharia law doesn't sound so bad after all, shut the fuck up about the curtains already god damn i don't care
have you considered dating men?
actually i did exclusively date men for a long time but dealing with faggots comes with its own pitfalls and caveats and also doesn't really solve my "i don't give a shit about the curtains dude" problem
trans women? trans men?
Expert level racist hitman: "<English first name> Lee. Hong Kong...? (sniff sniff) no, this one's Singapore...."
>>884-888
It's almost as if people are shits, regardless of sex or gender.
How about DQN users?
>>891
I mean, sure, but there's an obvious major difference between dealing with an annoying person online where you can close the window whenever you're done interacting, versus having to deal with them in meatspace (especially in the case of a romantic interest, who you're both probably spending a lot of time with, and also might've suckered yourself into it based mainly on physical attraction rather than actually enjoying someone's company in any real capacity).
A pseudoanonymous board also has the advantage that (barring educated guesses based on things like strange word/phrase choices and patterns of posting times) you don't know if a poster is someone you've previously butted heads with, so you can still interact without grudging about past stuff.
"Let's check the rest of this on Pixiv" (deleted a long time ago, artist style doesn't even look like that anymore, artist never asked for the old account back)
ugh, not again
They never thought she could lose.
Now they realize she could never win.
>>885
The truth is "love" is a trap set up by the Demiurge in order to trick us into making more babies to perpetuate itself.
Instead let us all love Lain, and enjoy a moderate contemplative life in search of all that is Good and True, so that our form may hold when the earthly mold inevitably breaks.
I'm honestly surprised more people don't kill themselves.
>>890 as a slutty bisexual I'm uniquely aware that 95% of humans are garbage regardless of their chromosomes but you don't have to be a both-sidesing faggot about it
I should stop snorting mephedrone. I should, but I won't.
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is iron and what is steel
Nubian fuck princess