Hot pockets are an okay food.
Previously, on [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal]:
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A risky maneuver, but it paid off.
Nothing seems to be enjoyable to me anymore. Video games and watching anime are all I do, but video games are just getting frustrating. Maybe it's time to get a life?
That spammer's going to get banned pretty hard.
That's a lot of song threads!
It's been one day and this screen protector is getting pretty dinged up. I wish I had some sort of cover to prevent it from being damaged.
gIt needs to be washed.h
gIs that as much detail as we're going into?h
gYes.h
I wonder what the daily life of a DQN moderator is.
>>9
For the first time in almost two thousand days.
What a radical change.
I can't take it easy like this.
I think vanilla milk stout sounds good but maybe it doesn't, I can't be sure.
Death outside.
What keeps me on windows? Might as well get ThinkPad X60, flash open BIOS and install GNU/OS...
It's always watching me.
We CIA. We play joke.
We put PCP in your Coke.
Doctor (*ί[ί), I'm CIA.
a first person open world rpg but set in a generic fantasy japan instead of a generic fantasy central europe, like morrowind but with kappas and samurais instead of mud crabs and knights
Tired but don't want to sleep
I mean sure the lyrics are about slaughtering the jews and being guaranteed a space in heaven by becoming a suicide bomber but the rhythm is catchy, you know?
I was once song thread on the inside
Then I was no more.
CALYPSO
CALYPSO
CALYPSO
CALYPSO
Cute girl fastidiously making preparations for her own suicide.
I pay for a crunchyroll subscription to stream the highest quality anime releases and support anime studipffffffthahahahahaaaaa
>>26
I pay for crunchyroll because it actively takes away from the anime industry and it's major investor is a zionist jew who sends much of it's profits back to israel.
Shabat Shalom.
Last night was crazy, bro. I got so fucked up that I went to bed without flossing my teeth.
> 750 x 1334 pixels (~326 ppi pixel density)
Wait, seriously?
I mean, it's great for me, I can offer mediocre support for multiple screens, but seriously?
I don't want to be here anymore.
Too bad, you're one of us now.
( ί ί) One of us.
( ί ί) One of us.
I am a real person, as you can tell by the fact that other people respond to me.
The new IT Crowd isn't great. I liked the women's slacks subplot, though.
Crying is a lot like masturbating. Doing it too much is bad for you and it feels good to get it all out.
Garden variety misanthropist.
I always cry silently in a dark room after double checking that nobody can see me. Then I take a shower.
She called me confident! Nobody's ever called me confident!
I am a misanthropologist and the word he is looking for is "curmudgeon"
There are some songs that you should never make an easy listening smooth jazz remix of and this is one of them.
mac n cheese mac mac mac n some cheese also
simply love norms who cant comprehend things that are daily parts of life to a neet like not speaking out loud or not having windows or pissing in bottles
git commit -am "forgot to add hi-res jpegs" && git push -u origin porn>>46
Ooh, I'm wondering what you created. Is it art, music, did you install windose 10?
Thought I would of died years ago, so everything has pretty much been bonus levels, or being really good at an arcade game that you do not need to keep feeding it quarters.
Thing I need to buy : left handed oven mitt
>>49
They all are! You have to deliberately spend more money to get the kind with a silicone pad on only one side!
I thought I was in the old thread, weird
It's time to face the truth, Onii-chan!
Holy shit. Ever tried logging in to buy a game on an xbox 360? The password field is retarted. Randomly disables a bunch of "special" characters, including spaces. SPACES. Also it has a maximum length. A MAXIMUM LENGTH. Ended up resetting my password 3 times today.
how many hits to "dominoes.com" do you think are from people looking for pizza and mistakenly typing the wrong address
Legend of the Galactic heroes is about how an Adonic young German boy with striking hair and a talent for oration sweeps away the decaying aristocratic order, dominates the galaxy, and triumphs over his enemies by force of will. In the end, just as he is about to reach his goal, he is done in by the schemings of a treacherous religious order who've infiltrated the financial sector of all major powers in an attempt to reclaim what they believe is their "holy land".
I suppose Adrian Rubinsky and the (((Terraists))) were veiled rather thin.
I am not good at programming.
I want to be loved. What else is there to want?
I am good at programming
But I am not a good programmer.
I can design games, but committing to one idea is just too much.
arse technica
HA
>>66
Right now I'm just trying to finish one game, let alone a combination of two.
do you think kira ever jerked himself off with his collection of severed hands
I need to keep my ears clean in case any cute girls ever want to lick them.
I hope that wasp has left my window
I don't like wasps
it hadn't
i want to say it might have but the minute i do it'll re-appear
pinky promise hope to die stick a needle in my eye
i want stellaris to be good but it's basically EU:Rome in space with less stuff to do and only 4 countries
aside from the odd randomly generated moments of "lol I just infiltrated and conquered an industrial-age earth as a spiritualist xenophobic reptilian theocracy david icke was right all along" it's pretty empty
i'm going to learn game development in GM:Studio!
Tomorrow...
Onii-chan
I need rape counseling. My rape skills are lacking.
Scot free
"We're in the same English class" means "I want to have sex with you." No exceptions
Woman with a shaved head wearing an Antifa pin on her flecktarn BDU. Yuck!
not all of em are gunning for the rainbowhairs. some of em are holding out hope for "player 3".
>>84 Wikipedia says "BDU" only refers to US army fatigues, and I don't think america uses flecktarn? I like flecktarn the best, I just like saying it "flecktarn"
>>87
I have three guesses: they use flecktarn-painted uniform made in the same style as US army fatigues, they adopted this acronym from English for "uniform", they made a similar abbreviation but it has to do with the Bundeswehr.
All in all, Germans love composite words and abbreviations, I mean, who else in the world calls a lorry "LKW"?
I assume that >>84 is either German or visiting Germany.
Douché
>>87 Come to think of it wasn't the Russian Gurlukovich uniform in MGS2 referred to as the BDU?
I don't assume that >>84 is either German or visiting Germany. Flecktarn is quite fashionable in lots of places, it was used by a few other armies besides Germany, and I've only heard "antifa" used by Finnish people (but I have only heard this abbrevation a couple of times).
LOVE IS OVER
I think I've only seen one Hillary bumper sticker in the last half year or so. You'd think Seattle of all places would be all out for the old bag, and I still see Obama/Biden stickers all over the place.
Lotsa Bernie stickers too. A few Trumpkins here and there.
Damn, this is one tasty fucking gazelle.
>>95 I assumed it was a generic term, and I learned something, unless the wikipedia article was just an american's point of view
I didn't even realize there was caffeine in tea, it seems so weak
>>90
Antifa are quite strong in Germany. They are just like neonazis with an opposite sign. Pretty much the same useless marginalized militant trash who don't contribute to society but with extreme left ideas. Fucking punks, but hey they are "anti fascists" this surely makes them the good guys.
>>96
Well, there is this: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Battle_dress_uniforms_of_Bundeswehr
Found my mother's porn, lol.
kek
Suicide
I have embraced the "ehh" as an internal value.
That magnificent bastard!
>>107
ill-advised. Leaves no option for later improvement.
my captcha is troll for some reason, but I ain't gonna.
Ya 'no, man, you watch Idiocracy and, like, damn, nigga, you get the feel, this shit's, like, fo' real! This shit's fo' real, like, damn, bitch, this shit's happening!
No, yeah, so
I wonder if anyone jacks off to things just so they can post them in the img jackoff thread like they do with google searches in the google search thread.
>>111 I unlocked his signature plane in Ace Combat and was reading up on him. I liked the bit about playing ragtime piano for Hitler!
I'm okay with this. Generally pleased, in fact. Go with it!
Everything is fine right now but something will get fucked up soon and then everything will be terrible once more
high dqn
high dqn
high dqn
whoa whoa whoa
I hate this time of year.
I think that the sci-fi of the future will have more of a focus on glitches as comic relief. We've seen that voice detection and fingerprint sensors can fuck up too.
Everything about Trump is so positive and lighthearted while his opponent and her supporters are very toxic, shifting blame and trying to create an image of an external enemy alike the Cold War.
I hope UPlay never comes back up.
Yahoo kinda blows now.
This is our Vice President. He's in charge of the vice.
I don't like how this recipe book assumes I know a fish monger but then also assumes that I don't know how to pronounce words like "choucroute" or "moussaka"
S E X
I'm out of sandwiches...
I wish I had a drink. Maybe not an alcoholic one, but something I could feel good about chugging and then slamming it down like an anime MILF.
I can't throw my phone at the floor anymore due to hardwood floors.
Let me put you out of your misery, Onii-chan!
>>131
Topo Chico if you live in a Mexican infested area. It's delicious cold, but tastes kinda like petroleum at room temperature.
An anime-style gif of a guy shaving. He makes a bunch of big, flashy movements, puts the razor down, and waits a beat before his face starts bleeding from several tiny cuts.
What, did you get crossdressed in the dark?
well life is pretty much garbage, but at least I have things to distract myself with.
what the fuck is with her eyes?
00:53:05 to some MIDNIGHT SNACKS!!
I think I'm balding from the bottom of my chin
ihml
I'm doing better tonight. I hope I wake up on time.
Week and a half till vanilla milk stout is done carbonating.
>>142
Man, I completely forgot that existed. I can't believe snacks is still doing it after all these years.
Sorry, I'm a feminist. Or a sexist. Whichever one doesn't open doors for women.
I wouldn't blame you.
Another summer come and gone, and along with the cold and the changing leaves, a feeling of restless melancholy creeps in. Another year where I have accomplished nothing.
Fuck everything forever.
I may never get it together.
And the survey said: "You're dead"
Thank you /dqn/. You are the best board.
I'M HUNGRY
I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT
SOMETHING WITH A CRUNCH AND VERY SWEET
Sorry I got calculus all over your pretty flower garden.
This is the best Babymetal collage I have made yet!
Stop me if you think this is stupid, but Homer and Marge hire Shaggy and Scooby to investigate strange sounds from Lisa's immolated room after an attack by Arnold (of Hey Arnold fame). While checking the room out, they spot an egg sack pulsating. It bursts open giving birth to deformed Lisa Simpson babies and releasing a psychedelic spore that only affects primates. Shaggy starts hallucinating and eventually sees the Smurfs, one of which claims to be Krishna.
I need some kind of pun for a title for this Grease/Buffy The Vampire Slayer crossover I'm working on, any ideas?
I enjoyed the ova series better than the TV one, which is a shame because apparently the TV series is more true to the original, whatever that means.
Okay, but I don't see how cock-and-ball torture is going to help me with my depression.
It's hip to be miserable.
I want a phone with the GREATEST camera under 300$...
Boy I wish I was drunk right now.
I wanted to go out for a walk and see the friday sunset, but I spent too much time thinking if going out for a walk was a good idea and now it's dark...
evaporative cooling and what i'm going to do with my life when i fail here due to depression
>>174
But those cameras with phones tend to be bulky and slow to the point where it's easier to buy a separate point&shoot, don't they?
kujo karen
kujo jotaro
both are half british/half japanese, both likely have autism, both have a signature ϋΘ
coincidence? I don't think so.
your bitch she all on me
she rub me with lotion
i fucked her I stroke her
I go deep in the ocean
deep in the water
Go deep in the money
I wish I got to this pizza before it was cooled. Microwaved pizza is so 1992.
japanese articles on chinese things that only give the japanese pronunciation of the characters is giving me autism, im gonna look like a fucking dork talking about chikusho kinen this and sou sou that
Picture this. A bunch of cute girls break into your house while you're still asleep, find you, and pin you to the bed, one holding down each limb. Then one climbs up and cuddles you. I don't mean a half-hearted arms-wrapped-loosely-around-midriff affair, I mean a full on ribcage squeezing, with snuggling, head nuzzling under chin, whispering sweet nothings and making warm affirmative humming noises. Once her arms get tired, she swaps places with one of her associates. This goes on for some time.
Days pass. They feed you, give you water, change your bedpan and so on as necessary, but never let up the cuddling for more than five seconds at a time. You fall asleep cuddled and wake up cuddled. You lose track of time. Your mind goes fuzzy and you begin to forget what life was like before. Finally, months later, they let you go. Your muscles have atrophied. You are covered in bedsores. You cannot even stand unaided. You have been cuddled so hard and for so long that your life is forever changed by it.
This is how much cuddling I would need to feel okay. That's how lonely I am.
I actually achieved the ero-manga dream of cumming in a girl's mouth and then proceeding directly to sex without any refractory period. I didn't think it was possible.
GEDDAN
yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
futari de issho ni nemuru Winter Land
anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
asu wo chikau
BURFDAAAI
>>173 Okay good, thanks! But I can't draw attention to the real things, so I can't say "Buffy" or "Grease". It's for a rivalry story arc, a kind of leather-jacketed how-you-doing greaser sort of guy vs. I think Rupert Giles basically, an older, experienced, occult fighting dude. But I haven't seen any Buffy to know much about him
I'm feeling better and better about my body.
Congress is considering a controversial bill that, if passed, would prevent those over 27 from being covered under their parents' Netflix accounts.
the sullied water and the sullied water
You know there's a new Lumines game for mobile phones and it's p good.
You know it's awesome when they write deadmau5 as "dedemau5" on the official site.
I still don't understand vocaloid music.
test
I wanna fuck, but i wont write this fucking captcha!
My one black friend just told me that he drinks lean.
>>196 It's like other music, but the singing is synthesised by assigning syllables to pitches, with different voice packs having different timbres.
>>202 Well, I "get" it. I don't know why I find myself listening to it. I think I'm more interested in the personification as an anime girl of a synthizer. I wonder what a minimoog would look like, minimoog~tan...
Well, I now own a maid outfit.
Keep it together, darling.
You want art? Here's your art! Analyze this! grabs dick
I can't wait to die.
I don't want to stop living yet, but I'm really looking forward to this death thing everyone's so hyped about.
>>209
Not terribly much! About £15, including shipping. It's quite cute and frilly too. A good investment if ever I made one.
avoidant, withdrawn, not usually happy, does not believe in human goodness, loner, moody, avoids crowds, depressed, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, agnostic/atheistic tendencies, unsure where life is going, impatient, avoids eye contact, does not think things work out for the best, discontent, negative, suspicious of others, uncooperative, socially uncomfortable, hard to get to know, not punctual, low self confidence, pessimistic, lonely, does not finish work on time, does not like to lead, attracted to things associated with sadness, ambivalent about the problems of others, feels defective, fears failure, often bored, ambivalent about the suffering of others, unproductive, avoids unnecessary interaction, easily frustrated, does not finish many things, lower energy level, focuses on fantasies instead of reality, ambivalent about the needs of others, easily annoyed, rarely prepared, disorganized, quiet around strangers, slow to forgive, hard to understand, not that interested in others, skeptical, wounded at the core, self absorbed
there's not a single positive adjective in there, even online personality tests somehow sense my human garbageness
All the google results for "braggadocious" are about people googling "braggadocious."
What he should've said:
Yeah, I supported the war in Iraq at the time. So did 79% of Americans. So did you. You voted for it, as I recall, while I was just a private citizen with no political influence at the time.
What he actually said:
incoherent 3 minute rant about Sean Hannity
What he should've said:
We wanted the birth certificate. We got it. I consider that a success. We had some doubts but they were dispelled. And I'm not racist, I love black people. Trump tower has the best fried chicken around!
What he actually said:
B-but the e-mails! Benghazi! sniffs incoherently
While torrenting MS Office, I saw an ad for Office 365. Sorry boys, but I'm 80% done already.
Maybe a tulpa would give me a reprieve from my neverending loneliness and existential dread.
Probably not, though.
>>222
Ehh, most of my life revolves around things which aren't real anyway.
☝() ALLAHU AKBAR!
I wish I could stop relating to others about my procrastination and bad eating habits and start relating to others about not wanting to relate to others about my procrastination and bad eating habits.
beer
That shit just slows me down
Addict of metropolis, slam dance cosmopolis, do the worm on necropolis.
Chinese people have no souls.
the boys are back in town
the boys are still in town
the boys never made it out
Future mathematicians, engineers and scientists, out of Greek letters, will start using emoji for newly discovered concepts.
>>230
I can see where you're coming from, but actually if anything it's the other way round.
>>232
I've always thought hiragana/katakana are a seriously underappreciated source of new mathematical symbols. They're all visually unique, easy to memorise, quick to write, and have unique, monosyllabic pronunciations. Honestly though, I'm surprised that next to nobody has taken a step out of the Latin/Greek comfort zone, given how badly overloaded every symbol already is. The only example of using another alphabet I can think of is aleph numbers.
>>234
I had to use tau for torque and shear rate today which led me to that post.
>>236
Try not to land on the autobahn when you need to take a piss this time.
That's quite enough out of you!
I can't believe I wasted so much of my life completely oblivious to the culinary miracle that is pickled onions.
Κθ would be a pretty good way to refer to ganking in MMO games
Do black people ever go on mission trips? There has to be at least one, right?
"I love swimming!"
Drowns horribly
I think im in love, fuck!
Cute girl who needs to be cuddled or else she will literally die.
Hansen vs Predator but like the actual Predator from "Predator"
Hansen: so would you mind telling me what you're doing here?
Predator: disengages cloaking device, drops down from the ceiling and eviscerates Hansen while letting out a high pitched shriek
Hansen: That was just an afterimage. Now, how about you take a seat?
This Friday afternoon feeling where everyone is just waiting to get drunk
Twistin ma melon man!
A Midsummer Night's Dream is surprisingly kinky.
How many people before me in the history of humankind have fished around in a box of flutes for a pair of electric spectacles?
Protip: lift a little bit less weight every day so it feels like you're getting stronger.
This is like the 9th time my parents have watched this episode of The Middle
>>257
My mother insists on relating me to the oldest child in that show.
I wish I knew why. Our characters stopped being similar when he started being a normie.
Dreampop is nice.
I'm an embarrassment.
I wish that loser who made supporting Trump their only personality trait would stop posting.
I wish people would stop posting about politics
There are few problems that can't be solved by killing yourself.
Snake, this is a drowning mission
:>= will always be funny to me
Woah this fizzy multivitamin tablet is the most intense thing I've ever put in my mouth, I can't handle this!
I think I have fucked up.
No, wait, false alarm. I haven't fucked up yet.
>>259
I finally got around to listening to Recreational Love. It was nice. Any recommendations?
>>271
https://ivyhollivana.bandcamp.com/album/the-star-garden
I'm a bu~nny!
I actually found this album from the (arguably better) Maedasalt remix of For Autumn.
https://chrisgendo.bandcamp.com/track/for-autumn-ivy-hollivana-remix
why does toshiro mifune always look so itchy
>>273
I think it's the facial hair. In Sword of Doom he is clean shaven and doesn't look that way.
I don't like Amazon's recommendations. When they're inaccurate they're annoying and when they're accurate they're depressing.
No matter how thorough I am when I'm shaving, I always seem to miss something.
I have a PhD in loli studies.
I'd rather have a Loli in high Ph.
I don't really see any reason to believe that there's anything in this world that won't get worse in the near future.
I get payed for coming to work and do nothing, yet recently I would rather not even get up in the morning.
Well, good riddance!
some irredeemable fuckwit at microsoft decided to keep the mandatory restart with minuscule warning period in windows 10 pro edition, because apparently professionals love having their time wasted too
He had no legs. That's why he was walking funny.
I love sleeping. Sleeping is the best thing ever. I wish I could just sleep forever and never wake up.
If 4chan is going to die, this isn't a bad time to do it.
My English professor marked me off for mixing up "Anglo-Saxon" and "Germanic."
Apparently Marissa Mayer's email got exposed in the massive Yahoo hack. Looking forward to seeing her nudes leak around Christmas.
Beer turned out good
Derekuu: a cute girl who is warm and affectionate on the outside, but empty and dead on the inside.
I'm bored. I wish I could sleep. I like sleeping.
Haha, yeah, can't wait to kill myself, lol.
Over 400 pages of sexual fantasies about Weird Al. It's nice to get back to the basics of unusual internet shit.
some of you guys are alright, don't go to /dqn/ tomorrow.
What's the point of getting to know yourself if you have no motivation or energy to actually change?
Nobody ever told me about the Time Machine Modulus EP.
I read around 1000 post a day and maybe write 5.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE WEEBS GET OFF MY SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO ROASTIES ALLOWED!!!!! WOMEN WEEBS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>302
I don't know what point you're trying to make, but please stop.
I just want to become a butterfly and fly away.
>>282
I picture the ass head as being like one of those rubber horse masks.
I don't know what's going on. I just wish she would talk to me.
Jesus, #22 already?
Cute girl crying herself to sleep at night because Gödel's incompleteness theorems have ruined her life.
>>308
It's over 20 threads a month!
>>309
https://soundcloud.com/time-machine-modulus/sets/ep
It came out in 2012. Congratulations is a version of the first song they played at the talent show.
We've all heard of carbon based life forms. Well now get ready for friction based life forms!
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, no.
A cute girl desperately trying to mimic human contact by posting to obscure bbses.
A not-so cute girl desperately trying to convince people on the Internet she's cute but she's still somewhat cute but not that much.
I accidentally made scared a girl off. Told a joke that needed therapy after one class. She said "sorry not funny" and left.
Fug.
The revolution will not be facebooked
They say the elephant never forgets but I forgot what the elephant remembered.
Cute girl snuggling up close to you not because she likes you but because she needs to share your body heat to avoid freezing to death.
I'd like to fuck at least once.
Every time I watch friends I can't do anything except stare at Jennifer Anniston 90's fashion apparel chest. I still really hate all of them.
or just hire a whore but as mentioned earlier, you need a few tries before it feels good.
oh no i accidentally bought soy milk instead of almond milk i'm gonna turn into a gay transsexual and get breast cancer
Why are you crying?
Time heals all wounds. Except the festering ones. It makes those worse.
Loli vampire could have been cool but instead she was a gag character who says the same 3 lines over and over again and sells lockpicks. Not even like a "hey can you sire me?" questline. As expected of an inferior western RPG that isn't even folded a single time.
I want SHAFT to stop adapting trash LNs and to put the mescaline dispenser back in the break room.
You can kiss me! You can kiss me!
This song needs more gabber kicks and anime girl samples.
fn@`v`x@ad`qrII
⁽⁽◝(L•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ@ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
I am a really cool person. I bet loads of people wish they were living my life.
Hey Andrews!
I'm posting from a cash register!
Windows XP still exists here!
I'm really fucking surprised some kid with Metasploit hasn't pw3d this place...
Well shit I thought I posted the @ thing in this thread
Hehe, "grow the tent"
>>325
I was thinking of paying someone to remove the fat from my waist, surgically.
I don't want to go outside.
I have to peeeeeeee
I was going to mail that shit Friday and now it's Columbus Day.
Columbus did nothing wrong
I want to travel through time and space and cuddle everyone ever.
hey babe, I dig your blasé vibe.
I can't tell whether I like that blog or hate it. The Office analysis is good though.
They call me blog boy. Everywhere I go I have this urge to blog.
A cute girl's cute navel.
A cute line nose, or a dot, or even a mini triangle!
A can of smokes and a pack of spray paint.
When I want the world to refresh I blink my eyes very fast.
Cute girl lying awake late at night tightly cuddling a tearstained dakimakura with a picture of you printed on it.
Awww, poor Caroline. Playing Chopin. And crying.
But in person, I'm loosely-packed ball of spaghetti.
ⵙⴷⵙ
ⵙⵉⵉⵉⵥⵣⵥⵣ
GGG bitch, triple G rated
Thoughts thoughts, keep 'em thinking.
The ambien walrus is back!
hey (*ί[ί) why are you baking a frozen pizza at 7 am
(*ί[ί): because I've lost control of my life
This place is getting too cold. I guess it's time to move.
I'm going downtown, baby!
If that real estate ad is legit, at least.
I can't stop thinking about cute things.
When they speak English it sounds like they're saying "gloop" repeatedly in different ways.
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf
Will UN deploy security forces to stop the shitposting? This might change the future of the Information Superhighway.
>Gabriel Emile Hine, Jeremiah Onaolapo, Emiliano De Cristofaro, Nicolas Kourtellis, Ilias Leontiadis, Riginos Samaras, Gianluca Stringhini, Jeremy Blackburn
Wow look at all these unique names.
>>378
In some ways yes, but it's also making me a little out of sorts. It makes me more aware of how much cute is missing from my life, and of the fact that I myself will never be cute.
It could be better, but it's not.
A Japanese person messaged me on Ace Combat but i didn't recognise any of the kanji, i replied "gomenasai, wakarimasen deshita" and he said "no recipuro", what does that mean?
>>388 Never mind, his follow-up message said "no pistonfaita" I understand. Remember I got that German ace pilot's plane, well it's really good and I always blaze away at the top of the scoreboard with it.
That's not me.
Will the fuckwit from 4chan with an underdeveloped frontal lobe and social acceptance issues please stop posting broken HTML tags.
Thanks,
-- mgmt
I suffer with no perma-shota catboy bf
I've got swole nodes, bro! Swole nodes!
Those posts sure sucked.
To buy more guns or ammo before Clinton is in office. That is the question.
>>400
ammunition would surely be the wiser choice no? I assume you are already well armed if you are asking this question.
>>400
Stock up on water and food in a case that you survive the first strike, but civil defence falls apart.
>>401
I want to diversify my gun portfolio as far as what the gun is chambered in. But I imagine if I'm able to scavenge ammo, I'd also be able to scavenge the guns that the ammo was intended for.
>>405
You might want to limit yourself to the most popular calibres with good weight/effective power ratio since you would want to carry more. Guns that you don't use will be a dead weight on you. I wouldn't buy a new gun unless it's to arm a friend or a family member in case of emergency... or it is a gun of my dreams.
I don't think you should tell her she doesn't have blood.
>>407
what is the gun of your dreams, if you have one? genuinely curious.
Lesser of two known evils.
>>407
I already have 3 of the most common (9mm, 12ga, and 7.62x39), but I'm still missing 5.56 and .22lr to cover all the bases. I'd kill for a FAL even though 7.62 NATO is pretty rare.
But yeah arming others is the idea.
>>411 I met many people with the Smith and Wesson M&P15, it is a low cost but very reliable AR15 in 5.56
They also make the M&P10 which is an AR10 in .308/7.62x51
I don't know where to get an FAL.
PTR Industries makes a gun from the same era as the FAL. 308/7.62x51 is an option.
For 22LR, avoid the current Marlin 60. Some investment firm bought Marlin and Remington, then decided to cheapen the product quality for a quick buck. The Ruger 10/22 is worth the higher price.
It's really strange seeing people discussing guns. Haha, you live with fear in your hearts! Unlucky guys.
Sorry I didn't mean to laugh, I really do feel sad about it.
>>409
Not really, since AEK-971/A-545 is very uncommon in the army. The laws are strict here, no short barrels, no automatic weapons are allowed for civilians. At best it's either a non-lethal pistol or smooth-bore shotgun after getting a licence. Licence for rifles requires 5 years of smooth-bore ownership.
>>413,414
Aww, poor you getting all sad over the Internet. Inb4 it turns out that you attended the "self-defence" course that taught how to slit unarmed man's throat.
>>415 I meant sad as in I feel sorry for you, like seeing a homeless person on the street or starving African children on the TV. It's not really that big a deal.
>>415
Calm down, nipplehead. We're just observing (and lightly commenting on) a conversation quite alien to those of us not living in the Land of The Free™.
I'm not ashamed to admit that I just spent around 30 minutes mashing my keyboard into google translate and seeing what language it autodetects as
λΙͺΆ¦Δ’ι
in the garden is wwwwwwwwww
-an alien who learned both japanese and english by translating nicopedia articles
>>418
Try and create sentences in a language you're not very familiar with, going purely by its English translation. Latin works quite well for this game.
>>416,417
O-oh, I'm so sorry for hurting your tiny brittle heart by talking about weapons! I pray you don't lose your sleep over this and sob all night! Guns are so cold, heavy and loud after all, so insensitive...
>>421
Listen here, you wee cunt. Let's get this straight first: I am looking down on you. At this and any other point in time, there is nothing you could say condescending enough to belittle me enough that you "win" this pointless little exchange.
Secondly, you should take yourself a little more time to read the posts you are responding to. Yours is an unnecessary overreaction that leaves me with no more than two possibilities about the kind of person you are:
Now I'm off to shoot some things with my unrivaled hatred for anyone who doesn't like America.
>>422,423
Jesus Christ! You're insatiable, aren't you?
You butted in on an otherwise perfectly civil convo about guns with your passive-aggressive garbage and — zOMG — got what you craved for! A reply! And another one, because you didn't have enough. Have a third one, mate. Your attention craving and sensitivity is unbelievable.
Captcha: http://i.imgur.com/c22Ii3G.png
Oh boy, here we go again.
>>424
Aside from guns, you should consider a proper post-apocalyptic war-proven transport, though: http://webmshare.com/play/ov330
>>428
I can't wait for this to be far enough in the past that movies are made about it.
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>>433
Lol, I'm a pizza lover too. I've tried other places, but no other places satisfies my cheesy desires like pizza hut does haha. A guilty pleasure of mine is ordering one of their 10$ dinner boxes. Being able to <b>order it online</b> makes it too easy to pass up. It's just one click, and then I can go back to surfing the interwebz ;)
I thought this was one of ctrl+v threads
sigh, I guess business as usual
acid drones & denpa ima fly
Mission of Burma: The most 90s sounding band of the 80s.
>>421 only >416 was me, and I think you misunderstood what I was getting at, but it's okay.
Cute girl wants to be mimikakied by you.
>>439
Look, you little piece of shit. There may not be a lot we can agree on, but the cheesy deliciousness of pizza hut is one. How about we settle this argument over some of pizza hut's 5$ breadsticks?
>>441 I'm an agreeable sort of chap but I'm afraid I'll have to disagree with you again, Pizza Hut's dough tastes like soap. But there's a hundred other pizzerias we can go to for a date?
Loli.
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>>445
Toppings in the crust? That sounds too delicious to be true. I wish this wasn't a limited time offer! Luckily I found this cool discount link which I'll let you guys in on: https://order.pizzahut.com/home?pass=dqn
I read a study that said people who believe that intelligence is designated at birth are more successful, happy people. Especially the ones who were non-altruistic and thought they were better than everyone else. Just giving you guys a heads up :)
I don't believe in successful, happy people.
I don't believe in happy people.
I don't believe in people.
I don't believe in ponds.
I don't believe in life after love.
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The political groups I don't identify with are the source of all of society's perceived problems!
I'm pretty sure the libertarian party is the reason I can't get laid.
Thumper is going to be my pick for game of the year, probably.
I'm not myself today.
This Haiku OS sure is nifty. I just wish it had an actual purpose.
>>448
Sorry for being a bitter asshole yesterday. Here's a study that supports the opposite of what I was saying: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1838571/
>>458
When are we getting a facelift? I wanna see DQN-kun over every post.
>>475
Well, I guess it's more focused on how people who believe in a fixed intelligence usually have a harder time learning. Not what I was saying which was people who believe in a fixed intelligence are more happy.
It's hard not to be racist these days.
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>>473
That's how I feel about it, and I felt the same about BeOS.
Are you hungry?
Why not try some Pringles? It's exquisite cuisine.
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>>476
What is there to not like about Shii? Sure some browsers use super simplified font that make her look indifferent instead of a small, Mona Lisa-like, smile.
>>483
It lacks the intense, explosive joy of Όρρρi OΦOjρρρ½ or ( ˃ ˂), or the unpretentious, self-effacing simplicity of Captain Obvious or i@EΝEj. (*ί[ί) is just a mild, inoffensive platitude, almost asking to be overlooked. It is the awkward half-smile you make at a joke you don't get but don't want to ask to have explained.
Well I, for one, have had enough. Join me, brave dokyuns! Overthrow the default! Bump the http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1455709646/! You have nothing to lose but your (*ί[ί)s!
Brianna Wu is sticking up for Ken Bone. Who would have guessed?
don't worry, in the end she gets beaten and cannibalized by Brianna Wei
I'm glad /code/ isn't a mess any more and people are using it again. It's much friendlier than /prog/ or progrider or any other programming BBSes.
Thanks bps, if that was you clearing up the spam.
I don't get what the big deal is about pizza hut. It's only has the most incredible meals for the most incredible prices.
>>490
Haha, I feel bad for the gorilla, but that really hit a funny bone :). Keep them coming
Oh god not the lungs NOT THE LUNGS NO
All this pizza talk is making me crave a Domino's philly cheese steak pan pizza
You know what you should be doing, so do it.
>>498
Whoa, this sounds awfully complicated! Can I just order some pizza?
that was weird, not just because I watched it with my mother but because I completely understand the sensation of being a crab in a bucket trying to drag someone back in because it's lonely at the bottom
regarding Trainspotting
if i can't be the little girl then at least i can try
>>498 Holidays should only be discussed and prepared for in the month they are are celebrated; say no to Christmas decorations before December, say no to talking about Hallowe'en in September, and definitely no talk of pancakes until Shrove Tuesday.
Cute girl waiting warmly for the adoption papers to come through.
Can't wait for the heat death of the universe.
>>506
Just today I listened to 65daysofstatic and was reminded of it because of "Heat Death Infinity Splitter" track.
It's going to suck though, you'll need to survive Sun blowing up and inevitable collision with that stupid Andromeda galaxy. So annoying, I want to go to event horizon of a supermassive black hole and skip some time there.
It's just a sweaty day.
finding out there's a camslut named onyxia only to find out that 12 other people in that thread have already made the slow DPS and by slow i mean FUCKING SLOW joke
I've recently been watching NASCAR and enjoying it. Am I turning into a blue-collar, lowbrow, old man?
The best ceiling is always the one above your bed.
Do green-haired girls really like Pizza Hut that much?
They just really like cheese-kun
the grocery stopped selling wild irish rose, how am i supposed to drink myself to death on 3$ a bottle of probably not turpentine now?
Let it be known that when the android rights movement begins I will be in full support of android "slavery."
I want all my garmonbozia!
Waifoob
Cute girl sighing softly to herself while watching the raindrops running down the windowpane.
"Classically trained" t-shirts
I think a nice cup of chamomile tea would do us all a lot of good.
Or maybe, "It's my garmonbozia and I want it now!
you can't enlonger the donger
Who let that exploitative nigger in? He probably feels smug that he found a bug everyone knew about. Doubly so because my post sounds angry.
And why did Waha turn out to be such a bad coder?
I think I just broke the stupid nespresso machine in my office.
Idea, why don't we start pronouncing DQN like sequin?
what do you mean you're not looking forward to reitaisai, aren't you excited about hearing the 9000000000th dubstep arrange of "UN owen was her"?
>>532
I'm not being sarcastic or facetious, that genuinely made me quite happy. GochiUsa is one of my favourite anime. I would gladly sell my soul and spend eternity in perdition just to cuddle Sharo once.
>>533
do-kyun, onomatopoeia for like a gunshot or a plonker being bonked on the head
I still need a costume.
Go as Hatsune Miku.
I think ISIS is interesting in that it's a serious 21st century attempt to build an empire. I mean, they collect taxes.
It's all over here anyway.
Where?
It bothers me that I can think like I think a conspiracy theorist would think. As in, maybe the weed lets you see the truth of things and even if I go straight forever I'll always have that nugget of doubt.
Unpopular opinion: ISIS is a natural consequence of the national borders in the middle east being drawn with a pencil and a ruler by some British and French fuckheads 1000km away from the ground forcing people who hate each other to live in the same country and splitting up the same people across multiple countries. The solution is to just let them do their thing and kill each other until they find a border that works for everyone or until everyone is dead.
ISIS is a consequence of America being a meddlesome piece of shit, that's all.
the cool mental disorder/weird mental disorder distinction
>>548 that might be the direct cause, but the ultimate cause is colonial adventures redrawing borders in ass-retarded ways to stick a bunch of people who hate each other in the same country.
>>550
No, colonial adventures are the cause of those anti white man sentiment in the West. Or ideas like "decolonisation of science" as witnessed by a recent video from "safe space" in some SA uni.
ISIS, however, is, just as >>548 said, a consequence of America being a meddlesome piece of shit. They had sectarian violence over whoever is real successor of the prophet centuries ago. ISIS, however, follows their how-to book literally - and no, you don't want to let them do their thing, because they will use their victory to promote following the book to a word across the Muslim world.
And stop trying to shift the blame to some other country, Arab spring and it's consequences are America's fault.
>>546
Check out Thad McKraken. You might like what he writes.
Captcha: thepube
>>551 if insisting that people look at the bigger picture rather than tunnel vision the past 15 years is "shifting the blame" then sure. I have no idea what you are even talking about in the first sentence but it seems largely irrelevant so I am just going to ignore it.
>They had sectarian violence over whoever is real successor of the prophet centuries ago.
Not just in Iraq but across the middle east national borders are all kinds of fucked up and it's directly traceable to the legacy of western colonialism. Sunnis and Shiites who've spent the past 14 centuries murdering the shit out of each other were suddenly forced to cooexist as "Iraqis", meanwhile 30 million Kurds were split up between 4 different countries.
I'm not particularly making a value judgement against colonialism there. But when there was a strong, central authority like the British or Saddam or the Americans there to force all these disparate people who fucking hate each other to stop blowing themselves up for a bit it might have been peaceful but as soon as that strong authority left, so did the peace. If it hadn't been ISIS it would have been someone else, and even if you destroy ISIS it'll just be someone else in a few more years as long as that power vacuum isn't filled.
As long as people who want nothing to do with each other are forced to exist under the same artificial state because their ancestors happened to live on one side of a line drawn on a map 90 years ago by some guy in London, and on and as long as American politicians continue to force their fetish for the status quo and straight lines on a map onto the rest of the world, the region will probably continue to be a violent hellhole wracked by sectarian violence. ISIS is only a symptom of a larger problem.
durka durka durka
>No, colonial adventures are the cause of those anti white man sentiment in the West
Or you know, a world shaping event that spanned centuries might have more than just one consequence.
I will destroy DQN inshallah
Not even the first time I've decided to crossdress while solving differential equations.
Also, holy shit, I look pretty cute dressed as a girl.
>>559
Sounds like a good way to earn money on one of those streaming sites, crossdress and do math.
How I Got From "Just be yourself" To "Just kill yourself" in Twenty Minutes Flat
>>561
I never thought of that, but maybe you're right. I wonder if I could make enough to fund a PhD...
Damn, we never got part 2 of Cool Candy Cave
Goodbye, real life.
What do normal people think about?
>>568
Probably about getting some shiny new thing they can barely afford - let alone need - or some new clothes.
I'm so tired of custom thumbnails on youtube, all those gross, retarded "reaction faces" with over-exaggerated emotions.
Seriously, what happened to the good old plain smile? Why does it have to be nothing short of mouth getting pulled apart by hooks? Why does it have to be jaw so agape, it's almost hitting knees? Why does a frown involve so many contracted muscles, the face looks like an anus?
Quill your shelf.
You and me bro, monkey movie marathon.
Oh ah yeah yea sure.
I'm down
>>541
I'm thinking clown is the way to go. And then if everyone else does it that just adds to the effect.
>>581 A few people have told me if anyone dressed as a clown comes near them, they will get a punch in the face (in light of the recent clown attacks)
Cute girl in non-Euclidean geometry.
>>583
If I had to guess, I'd say attacks against clowns are more common than attacks by clowns. But yeah, bad Halloween idea.
>>585
Police actually issued recommendations to clowns in gun-dense areas so they avoid getting shot.
Baneposting is at least partially a manifestation of an old joke, the idea that literary analysis is so bullshit that it could find meaning in literally anything.
>For example, only analyzing the conflicts within the Plane Scene would encompass at least the battle between good vs evil, terrorism vs the CIA, big vs small, master plan vs flight plan, control vs chaos etc.
>>588
GCSE english lit was just 2 years of me repeating "yes dear, very insightful, but what if the author wasn't as clever as you think you're making yourself sound, and just wanted to write a story?" internally.
I don't dislike my housemate, but from a utilitarian point of view I think he should die.
convinced there have been actual literal fist fights between the "alte hexe" and "alter keks" factions
Halloween is sure going to be fun with all these clowns running about.
I always go out for dinner on Halloween to avoid the tiny sugar fiends at my door.
Well, this is nice.
I have shitton of work but I don't wanna doooo iiiiit
I need to masturbate today. What a pain
I just want to snuggle.
I just want to smuggle.
🔔
STRUGGLE SNUGGLE
(E🔔E)
fuck you
... Inside the room is a large collection of pick up advice, which the man is free to consult. A woman passes messages through a mail slot...
I wish we all live in 3D worlds with 3D smiles
In the land of the autists, the man with aspergers is king.
stop laughing you fucking hyena (E🔔E)
A girl wearing odd socks can be a very cute thing indeed.
inferiority complex - A persistent sense of inadequacy or a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness through overcompensation.
Chemistry is really all about taking it easy
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about chemistry to dispute it!
All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away.
where's the kyary pamyu pamyu x sophie collab ffffuck
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>>572
I lied, I'm not actually working on it...OTL
but I do want to write part 2 eventually!! I'll publish in the next DQN zine.
faaaaaaaarrt
<insert story about randomly and partially populated arrays of pointers, zero-indexing, the left shift operator, and intermittent segfaults>
I am acutely aware that time is important and that I must plan, but I don't know what to plan. A year from now I will be thinking "Oh no, if only I had planned and implemented said plan, I would be in a much better place than I am now."
Now I know how the man who decided how many toothbrushes to make in the USSR felt.
>>627 Plans only open the door to disappointment, it's better to act impulsively, with the determination to always push harder and harder.
I thought with one ball gone my scrotum might shrink down a bit but nah, it's like a golf ball rolling around in a pillowcase down there
its fuckin weird tbh
Cute girl sleepily poking her head out from under the duvet, then, through her dishevelled hair and half-closed eyelids there's a flash of recognition as she remembers that real life sucks, before she rolls over and goes back to sleep.
Cute girl learning a new DVCS.
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Has no PRESENTS. Has no PRESENCE.
In the FUTURE.
Medieval peasant who thought a clumsy girl would be moe as a wife now dying of thirst because she broke all his water jugs
>>581,583,585-587,595
Please stay safe if you are brave to dress as a clown. It's like a horror movie with roles reversed, it's like playing as a clown in Space Station 13: http://www.fox5ny.com/news/211554091-story
What did America do to screw up the image of clowns so much and instil fear of them in the heart of an average citizen?
>>635
the clowns did that to themselves...I know I was always freaked out by them when I was young, but it's down to an uneasy buzz now
An obese child has slipped and fallen into a well. She luckily managed to grab the barbell lying across its mouth, but her grip is slipping and she's moments from death. I show up, muscles bulging through my tank top. "Need a lift?"
ugly girl deciding to FtM to fit in better
>>623
Maybe you could include it in the booklet cover of the next DQN Electronics laserdisc?
What a weird movie. Everything was covered in dirt, dust, and water
>>636
Here, in Europe, I was annoyed of their antics, not scared by them. It wasn't a fear of the clowns but rather a fear of getting chosen to be dragged to the stage which would likely involve "I don't wanna", having to go anyway and making a fool of myself in front of the laughing crowd — and, worse, in front of my friends and family.
I have never got picked.
You could easily imagine a chaotic good paladin. Basically Batman except you beat the shit out of demons and necromancers wherever you find them. Paladins get a bad rap because most rule systems make them fucking gay as hell.
an rpg without player choice is just a glorified book
How much time and money would be saved worldwide if everyone knew simple shortcuts, even basic ones like ctrl-backspace? It would probably be the end of the 40-hour work week.
If I have a fourth night with less than 4 hours of sleep, my brain will shut down.
Cute girl at kumoricon frustrated at the lag on the stepmania machine
>>644
Lots of people have pointed out that the alignment system is dumb, that L/C and G/E aren't treated as properly orthogonal by the rules, blah blah blah. I'd like to propose something different.
Back before the eAf, D&D had just Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic. This was taken directly from Weird Tales-esque fiction, significantly Moorcock. The alignments were directly embedded into the settings of those stories, though: there were tangible (well, sometimes) forces of Law and Chaos at work, and heroes were often servants of one of the other, willingly or not. Good and Evil were complex shades of relativism and perspective, Law and Chaos weren't. This worked, because lots of DMs wanted to run those sorts of settings and the liked those rules.
Sometime before the eAf, a Good-Evil axis was added. I've never seen an authoritative reason for why, but my private suspicions are that the games at the time, which were huge, multi-group affairs, wanted to use alignment as a way of distinguishing individual factions of players, and L/N/C wasn't enough. This way, G/N/E would represent a character's individual motivation, and L/N/C would represent how that character was being used by destiny (partially affected, of course, by the character's own desires).
Most games these days don't use Moorcockian settings, and instead leave alignment to be a rough approximation of personality. This leads to bizarre arguments over whether Robin Hood was Lawful (for sticking to a personal code) or Chaotic (for choosing a code that differs from the local legal authority's), and to whether one's alignment changes when crossing international borders.
The upshot, I think, is that paladins' alignment restrictions make perfect sense, but only if you have a setting in which alignment directly means gserves THIS higher power, intentionally or noth, and in which those higher powers happen to be labelled LG. In that situation, for example, falling makes perfect sense: it's not so much that the paladin is being punished for not toeing the line as that, through whatever circumstances (intentional or not), the character's destiny is no longer moving in the direction LG wants it to go, and it makes sense for LG to cut losses. (Of course, that's still not a very fun mechanic for the way today's games are played, where players are supposed to have personal connections to every character they play and write up a backstory and blah blah blah.)
A Batman-like paladin, in such a Moorcockian setting, would be a perfect candidate for a semi-willing servant of a paladin-sponsoring entity. But, since alignments operated in scales of conflicts far beyond human understanding, you could easily have situations in which Law says gActually, as part of our final endgame, Robin needs to die right here, so your healing powers are temporarily revoked. Good job punching those demons, though!h.
(Of course, the best thing would be for DMs to alter the rules they use in order to thematically support the setting they want to run. Alignments would usually be the first thing to go.)
I have been programming all day and I have also had rather some rum and I'm still going strong. Today is a Fucking
Go find yourself.
irreparably lonely
you gotta do the cooking by the book
""If the numbers go up werr having more fun
>>650 I don't have anything to add but I wanted you to know that I read this post and enjoyed it very much, thank you.
Your dick can't even get hard enough to please your woman, yet you get turned on by watching me fuck her in front of you? You're pathetic. Now watch and jack off like the sorry excuse for a man that you are as I give your wife pleasure beyond anything she has ever dreamed of. She will beg for more and more of my alpha god cock. The blood of a thousand generations of sex legends will course through my hot, throbbing, perfectly sculpted member as it pumps life juice into your beloved's womb. Then with the force of a linear activator it will continue to thrust unholy pleasure into every orifice of her shivering flesh, permeating her innards, joining us together as a single entity, Armilus; her sweet vaginal folds will widen to envelop me, and the glorious junction of our carnal desire will shatter the skies. The earth will split in twain and from the foul sulfurous depths will arise a slithering army of impish roachmen. Darkness is law. Bow to your Lord. Bow and cum.
Cat got bored of its own body heat and decided to siphon mine instead. Adorable shitbag.
I want you to picture in your mind's eye a cute girl. But not just any cute girl; the absolute cutest girl you can conceive of. This is no trivial task, so let's take it one step at a time.
We will begin by picturing her face. By way of guidance, the facial features most commonly identified as cute include large eyes, a small mouth and nose, a large forehead, and rounded cheeks and chin. This is only guidance, however; you should imagine whatever you find cutest. Once you have an approximate face, consider her hair; the way the hair frames the face makes a large difference. There are many possible ways for a cute girl to wear her hair, so be sure to consider the full range of possibilities, considering length, colour, if/how it is tied up, symmetry/asymmetry, and if/how it covers parts of the face or ears. It is advised that you visualise several possibilities (say, at least five) before settling on one as the cutest.
Next, you should consider the details and accessories: the colour of her eyes, whether or not she wears glasses, whether she has anything in her hair (e.g. hairbands/ties, or flowers). Once you have a cute face settled, picture her smiling. Not just a single smile, but the full range of expression, from the self-conscious half-smirk to the toothy grin, to full on laughter.
Of course, a cute girl is more than just a disembodied head. Next, we will consider the rest of her body. First, visualise her general body structure and proportions. Beginning with her torso, consider how thin or plump she is, and how well defined her hips, waist and breasts are. Then consider how long and how thin her arms and legs are in relation to her torso, and how large her head is in relation to the rest of her body. Again, the details are important: spend some time considering the relative size, shape and thickness of her hands and feet.
Now that she has a body, we must consider her clothing. Similarly to the hair, given the sheer range of possibilities, you are advised to take your time and visualise several different outfits. There are many details that can be varied: consider the length of her dress/skirt/shorts/trousers and how much of her legs are visible; similarly with how long her sleeves are. Consider jewellery, footwear, scarves, mittens, and all the countless other potentially cute things she could be wearing. Deciding what outfit is cutest is likely to take some time; move on to the next part only when you are ready.
At this point we should reiterate that we are considering a cute girl, not a cute doll. She is to be visualised as an actual person, with actions and movements and a will of her own. To accomplish this, and to further her cuteness, we will now visualise this cute girl doing something cute. The exact activity is not important, so much as the motivation behind it and how she experiences it. The activity should be something which evokes ideas of youth and fun. It should be something which regular (uncute) adults, in general, do not do, or at least do not do for leisure (for instance, cooking). Creative pursuits are ideal for our purposes.
You should spend at least a minute visualising your cute girl doing this cute thing in as much detail as possible. Take a deep breath and close your eyes, if it helps. Picture how her body moves as she performs the activity. Picture her facial expression, and how it might change to match her mood as the activity progresses. Imagine what might be going through her mind as she becomes ever more engrossed in what she is doing.
Until now, our visualisation exercise has been entirely disconnected from you, the visualiser, apart from indirectly integrating your personal ideals with respect to cuteness. From here, the experience will become more personal. (As an aside: at this point, as she is a fairly well defined concept, you may, at your own discretion, choose to give her a name. It goes without saying that her name should be as cute as she is).
Now, imagine the cute girl looking up from whatever activity she has been performing until now and noticing you. You are not a stranger to her; she knows and loves you. It is likely the first thing she will do is to greet you. Consider how she addresses you: is it by name, or by some other affectionate term (such as "papa" or "onii-chan")? Picture simultaneously what nonverbal cues she gives to express how happy she is to see you. These may be subtle (e.g. eyes widening, or dropping something she was holding as part of the activity) or not so subtle (e.g. running over and hugging you).
Once you have greeted one another, you should picture yourselves interacting in some way. If appropriate, it could simply be continuing the activity she was performing earlier, but together this time. It should be something reasonably intimate. Possibilities include holding hands and going for a walk, or snuggling up close to one another under a blanket while watching TV, or one of you performing mimikaki on the other. It is here cautioned that visualising anything sexual is likely to run counter to the goals of this exercise.
In order to increase the intimacy and immediacy of the situation, you may imagine yourselves having a conversation. Try telling her how your day has been, and asking how hers was. Picture how she responds, both verbally and nonverbally. In general, you should simply act as you naturally would in this situation. Imagining natural speech from another person can be difficult, and may feel like you are putting words in her mouth. If you have difficulty with this, it is advised that you stick to nonverbal communication, such as smiling, laughing and cuddling.
You should now take a moment to acknowledge your own emotional response to this situation. Being this close to a cute girl who clearly loves you is almost certainly, over all, a pleasurable experience, but your emotions may not be entirely positive. You may have felt some sense of awkwardness initially; hopefully this has subsided by now. You may feel jealousy that you cannot be as cute as she is. You may feel guilty, on the basis that she couldn't love you for what you truly are, and if she does love you it must be that you are deceiving her in some way. You should acknowledge these feelings, if applicable, as real and significant parts of the experience, but after acknowledging them you should set them aside and focus on the moment. The only strong feelings you should have are those evoked by her cuteness.
You should continue this visualisation for as long as it continues to be enjoyable to you. You are encouraged to try multiple different activities with her, and see what works and what doesn't. Do not concentrate on reading this text; instead, close your eyes, take a few deep breaths, and lie down if you think it will help. You should move on to the next paragraph only once you are ready to finish the exercise.
All good things must come to an end. It is now time to say goodbye to your cute girl and move on. As she loves you, naturally, she is unhappy to see you go, but she understands and sympathises. Besides verbally saying your farewells, you should also give one another one last hug, or perhaps kiss her on the forehead; whatever feels right to you. Once you have parted, spend a few moments remembering her: her behaviour and mannerisms, her voice, her clothing, and her face. Then you can clear your mind and return to your own body and where you presently are, reading this.
Now that we have successfully constructed a cute girl from first principles, what remains is to deconstruct the experience and see what we can learn from it. This process will take the form of a series of questions to guide your reflection. Though some might be considered "leading" questions, they are not intended to force you towards any particular conclusions; only to offer a range of possible interpretations and meanings that could be drawn. It is advised that you spend a few seconds on each.
Thank you for taking the time to participate in this exercise. I hope it has been of interest to you. If you feel comfortable doing so, please share a brief description of the cute girl you visualised, and your personal thoughts on this experience.
>>660-662 I tried this but I just kept picturing Mimori Suzuko
Uber sent me some sweet bread, cool.
Paisley is gonna make a comeback
>>482
After seeing this post the phrase got stuck in my head for a few days, with the feeling that I'd heard it somewhere. I finally realised today: it's from ΘΘΠη's song Vb^[Xs[h, isn't it? But I'm pretty certain it's \ξ, not c.
>>671
Well, the latest DC Comics movies were huge jokes with enormous budgets.
>>668
But that's both sides. The only ethical choice is not competing?
>I'm pretty certain it's \ξ, not c.
it is, I just enjoy the image of nanahira as a voyeuristic lolicon
What an exciting place! Every day, a new smell!
It's not even funny how in need of a hug I am right now.
Only a year and a half until September 9000th! I can't wait, the 7000th and 8000th were so much fun.
>>676 back when i used to browse /d/ a lot there was the occasional thread for it, so i guess that isn't exuberantly positive but there were clearly those who got off to it
I don't wanna kill myself, I just wanna cease existing
faggots
If there's a God I'm gonna punch him in the fucking dick when I meet him. Can I just have one goddamn nice thing in my life? Evey time I try to bring myself out of this shitbucket the universe itself sends lobsters to drag me the fuck back in.
of all the things that "make gen" could have autocompleted to, how did google know I wanted "make gensokyo great again"
I love it when my wrist gets all sweaty under my bracelets, I just can't stop sniffing my sweaty wrist!
I got my first badge on a github project!
Now I want pizza but no one delivers at 2 am. Death and suffering.
rets nyaa
My feet are super cold.
Nobunaga scores the martial victory over the Canadian premiere, but Justin "if you kill your enemies, they win" Trudeau claims the overall victory by taking the moral high ground.
I smell like I sound: of gravel.
Networking is for dweebs. I prefer to already know everybody.
Nobody wants to be around me, least of all myself.
Lazy Town
>>701
You don't even know me,
you say that I'm not livin' right
You don't understand me,
so why do you judge my life?
Every day it seems that night is further and further away.
All I want is for bedtime to come already.
life is a meaningless void, I want to die
life is a meaningless void, but i don't want to die.
life is not a meaningless void, I want to die (3/4)
life is not a meaningless void, but i don't want to die. (3.5/4)
>>713
What's the extra half permutation? Life might be a meaningless void, I may or may not want to die?
die meaningless want to don't, to life a is void
life may be a meaningless void, but as long as I'm here, I'm going to enjoy what I can of it.
Life is hella meaningless, sure, but I wouldn't really call it a void as such. I'd rather not die any time soon, but I have generally accepted my own mortality and won't fight death when it comes.
Life is only meaningless until you assign a meaning to it. Meaning comes from within.
>hella
>>712 You silly billy, the Tory MP said they should play God Save The Queen (the English national anthem) and the people on the show were like yeah okay dickhead and played the Sex Pistols' song of the same name
( ˃ D˂) GOD SAVE THE QUEEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amVgBmyTpho
Maybe if I just cut off all his limbs... No, he'd still make too much noise screaming.
psychiatry is evil and it disturbs me how people have little regard for their own minds
Humans are so ignorant and weak. When will humans learn?
>>718 Even if it came tomorrow? It doesn't bother me so much that I'll die one day, but I want to experience as much as I can before that. I hope technology will advance to the point where humans can live until they are sick of it and only decide to go when they are ready.
Humans are such easy prey
What's the equivalent of a weeaboo but instead of Japanese they wished they were Russian?
>>728
Russo-boo, Rusaboo, Russiaboo, Russophile, etc
Voice search on my android tv has suddenly just given up and doesn't even bother pretending it's heard what I'm saying.
I'm empty inside, so fill me up, Onii-chan!
Here's what I'm thinking today. In my heart of hearts, I want to be kind and nice, and I want those around me to be kind and nice. I feel like I've been told before that this is just naive. I feel like I've been told that people will step on me given the opportunity. Everyone's kindness is just a mask for their true desires. I feel like I've been told that I should step on others before I get stepped on. But if everyone is like this, then does that make me an anomaly for wishing for something else? Or is this something that a lot of people desire before they learn how cruel the world is? If there are naive people out there like this, then maybe I could surround myself with them.
5 straight weeks of crab legs for Saturday night dinner.
we have failed to destroy all foreign sauces.
>>734
This is basically the hippie movement in a nutshell. You could try going to Burning Man or one of its many offshoots and see how you like it. Although there's plenty of phonies, hipsters, and drug addicts at Burning Man, I've heard there are also a surprising number of people who are genuinely kind and selfless. Maybe you can find some like-minded people and start a commune together. And have hot orgies. Good luck, post pix
How many of these would it take to kill me?
Playing PC vidya on my tv via nvidia game stream
Fallout 4 ain't so great because wifi, but Bastion ran fine
>>742
That was blunt but informative. Are you one of the DQNs who attempted suicide?
>>743
I spent most of my childhood and teens seriously depressed and isolated, and spent quite a lot of time fantasising about suicide. It was more of a form of escapism or comfort (if things get too much, there's always an easy way out) rather than an actual desire, though. I never made concrete plans or any actual attempts.
These days my life is a lot better, and I have a better perspective on these things. I'm not even against suicide in the abstract; I'd take a utilitarian point of view and say that if the total suffering of the system is decreased by your suicide (i.e. your current and anticipated suffering from continuing to live is greater than the anticipated suffering caused by your suicide) then it's fine by me. Life is not something sacred that has to be maintained at all costs. Just bear in mind that in practice, simply by virtue of the fact that most people have a family, it's highly likely that your suicide will cause more suffering than it solved.
On the other hand, the idle brooding over suicide from my childhood (and, I suspect, >>740) is wholly counterproductive and should definitely be avoided. Successful suicide requires an extremely strong desire to die. The very fact that you, right now, are sitting here reading this rather than already hanging from a noose is proof enough that you will never actually succeed at suicide. Just give up on the idea and focus on trying to improve your life instead. Shikata ga nai.
>start a commune
Why start a commune when you can throw a full communist revolution?
Just kill everyone who opposes for being filthy capitalists who aren't kind enough.
I'm sure it will work out fine.
>>744
It's weird that you're very close to describing me. Like, does daydreaming a lot about suicide suggest that you may be depressed? Did I know that while I was daydreaming? Should I remember when I stopped?
>>745
I too hate when people don't wish to participate in our society. You know they must be plotting to destroy are capitalist values.
BIP BOP INDIVIDUALISM DETECTED
Why do moms have to die?
When their child dies they stop becoming moms.
That's a good point actually
I used to think that crying was a useless activity. But whenever I finally broke down and stopped preventing myself from crying, it was extremely pleasurable. I never understood what catharsis was until then.
I've been going out in the woods and getting high and realizing things about myself a lot recently. College is what I expected.
Cuddling. Just cuddling.
>>734
At the very least, you can find solace on the idea that normal people don't do bad shit just because, and they are looking to obtain something good for themselves or their loved ones.
Most people live justifying their bad acts all the time, and behave as victims of their own circumstances and nobody really wants to be "the bad guy".
>>757
Ah yes, normal people. The class of goody two-shoes who have never thought for themselves. Us abnormals are special in that we can't be mind controlled by media. They think they're the good guys, but really they're just delusional. Us abnormals know the truth, and if that makes us the bad guys then so be it. It's us vs them.
We know this is all true because we've all experienced it first hand. Our personal experience is a clear window into the nature of this world. We've seen these filthy normals on tv. We've overheard their conversations. We've even met a large amount of them in person. Our beliefs have only been reaffirmed by these encounters.
Yeah, I cucked him. Cucked him something fierce.
Leave or not leave, live or not live. Screw memories.
High quality postage.
You know, this seems like a nice time to have lentil soup
Cute girl who prefers Tetris to human interaction.
It will be as if a million screechy lispy voices whined out in terror and suddenly couldn't even.
Golly gosh
I recently read an eromanga wherein a man convinces a girl to have sex with him by performing ventriloquism using his penis. Never mind self-pleasure, a lot of eromanga is worth reading just for the absurd, beautifully contrived plots.
I voted for Hillary. Don't like either of them. I don't claim to know a lot about politics, but I read through their positions on one of those comparison websites, and I agreed more with Hillary than with Trump. I didn't do much research on the third party candidates, but I probably should have. I don't think I'll be too upset whoever wins. I'm more concerned about who is running for political offices in my state.
Fucking Florida has been at 96% for an hour now. This is worse than updating Windows.
I'm going to see how long I can go without finding out who wins. I probably won't last longer than 9:30 AM tomorrow.
>>768
Yeah i really love the ones where the character is a giant. The way they kiss is by placing the other person inside their mouth and bouncing them around with their tongue. I have a problem when it comes to overdosing on eromanga. I made a list of all the obscure tags that I thought were humorous. Hara-pan, drugs, growth, salvia.
The absolute madman!
ABSOLUTLY MEMEMAGIC
Memes into dreams
Bob Dole '96
Only some anime fans believe that the election was decided by an ancient god of chaos, summoned through a random number generator. A lot are just joking.
sauce code
straight from the sauce
I love calculus and want to kiss and marry calculus.
Next day after 20XX elections. One DQN asks another, "How do I emigrate to Germany?"
uAtJv replies the other.
I got a rootkit. I'm more embarrassed than mad.
Is this what gets leftists to finally understand the importance of the second amendment?
Some people just need to feel like they are in control.
One space after a sentence or two? You decide!
>>786
The best possible ending is that Trump is a terrible literal Hitler president and Scott Adams fulfills his promise of assassinating him. Or maybe just the most entertaining ending.
clumsily upended his bowl of popcorn and said THANKS ME
Form opinions around a desired image. Strong opinions for strong people. If you want to be unique, call others sheeple.
Aww the latest episode of Flip Flappers made tears stream down my cheeks
I know, I know I've let you down.
I don't get people who leave dirty clothes or miscellaneous junk on their beds. How can you sleep next to a pair of socks? It's ridiculous.
He types with a limp wrist
Cute girl wants to be ΰΣΰΣed until she's Ϋ©Ϋ©.
>>790
One, unless you're using a typewriter. Unless you have some aversion to automatic typesetting?
I don't think much of these lyrics.
The hoebe joebes
>>800
Not happening. Since he endorsed Trump later on, he will most likely get assassinated by a Hillary supporter just as he predicted.
Personality is basically a vector with n components, n being a large number of fictional characters. As you get to know someone, you establish an idea of their personality based on their distance to key figures.
I think you're full of shit, old man!
I'm the fun police. Just checking in to make sure you guys aren't having any fun.
The spider living in my bathroom is truly a beautiful specimen. It moves with such stately, deliberate grace. Its slender legs radiate out from its smooth little cephalothorax with such perfect symmetry. I hope some day I can be even a fraction as elegant as that spider.
The good news is that she would have said yes. The bad news is that she didn't.
I just heard that Death Grips referred to themselves as an gart installationh. For some reason, that makes me not care what their lyrics mean so much anymore.
I'm quitting a 4 years strong MMO addiction cold turkey, today is my first day off the stuff. I am also unemployed, how am I supposed to spend my limitless free time now?
>>811
• get at least somewhat fit. couch to 5k or something. every day do one more pushup than the previous day. whatever, it's up to you.
• can you sustain being unemployed? if not, get a job. it sucks, but money is pretty nice to have when you look in the fridge and the only thing left is ketchup. alternately, you could go to school and put off employment further if you haven't already, and make it so when you ARE employed you'll get more money (assuming you choose your major wisely and actually finish).
• what have you always wanted to be good at? draw? play clarinet? tie fishing lures? hack teh interwebz? whatever it is, choose exactly one thing to focus on, and force yourself to put 3-4 hours of genuine study into it every single day, no matter what, no excuses. if you can somehow sustain being unemployed, either spend double the time or do two different things. you'll suck for a while, and then after a few months you'll realize you're kinda okay, and then after a couple years you'll realize you're decent, and after a few more years you'll realize you're actually pretty good. I guarantee you will definitely hate it sometimes, but that'll pass. keep a log of some sort so you can track your progress and feelings, and only quit if you've hated it for an entire month in a row.
• join a club/organization, volunteer, do something in meatspace that's both social and positive. you don't have to commit a ton of time, but it'll enrich you and provide friendship opportunities. maybe you'll have to go through a few organizations before you find one you want to stick with, that's fine.
>>811
Kill people in the most creative ways possible. Think of the ways you have to cover your tracks and hide evidence while doing increasingly more creative stuff as a game
'Cause when it's the right one you can fuck up the little things.
>>811
>>812 is completely correct. I wanted to be creative, self-improving and studious, but what >>812 said turned to be my reality.
I'm glad that you're quitting your MMO addiction, congratulations! I can suggest drawing, learning a programming language or two. Perhaps, you could even sincerely read SICP until you completely understand it.
Starting something is hard, enthusiasm and initial easiness wears off in a week or two. But don't give up, stay focused and stay strong! We believe in you!
(I wish I could read >>813's words back in the day)
Did we really just stuffed the guy full of valuable advice in a matter of 15 minutes just a hour after his post? That's blazingly fast, I'm not used to this! It makes my heart race.
Loli yuri is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.
>>820
Do you mean age-gap loli yuri? Because yuri between two lolis is rare to the point of nonexistence
>>822
I was indeed meaning yuri between lolis and it is indeed rare almost to the point of nonexistence.
I guess he's already making anime real, just we got X in Korea instead of how the meme implied you'd finally be meeting your waifu.
I should go to bed already...
Everything's going to be okay.
"Did you fuck my girlfriend?"
"Was she the chubby one?"
I hereby name this abomination "first approximation oyakodon".
jus cuz a nigga a DARK elf u niggas be thinkin he a pickpocket an shiet, das racis af ngl
>>822
What? Yuri between two lolis is far more common that yuri between a loli and an older woman. Most of the second day of comiket is yuri between two lolis, there are not very many books published of yuri with an older woman.
There's artists who all they do is yuri with only lolis like Sekihan and SOFTCHARM, where the loli yuri with an older woman has barely any published chapters, the only series that springs to mind is Hoshikawa Ginza.
i want "dicks out for harambe" poster castrated with a set of indonesian coins
using my power as soothsayer: someone will reply to this post with "dicks out for harambe"
The exploding circus is coming
>>837
Oh my god, this is the best thing ever! It even fixes the unclosed HTML tag earlier in this thread! Thank you so much, I love you forever.
</s> wow <s>
I have recently discovered that it seems to be the general consensus that "beat 'em up" is a term only used to describe scrolling fighting games where you fight multiple enemies, such as Streets Of Rage or Golden Axe, and not your one-on-one Tekkens and Street Fighters etc. I have had this the other way round all my life, based on how the Official PlayStation Magazine used the term. Have I really been wrong all these years?
>>843
I've always used it the first way. "'em" implies a large number of enemies, like "shoot 'em up." Of course, first person and twin stick shooters can have lots of enemies, but shmups claimed the name first.
Why is it 1am already...
The self-sufficient funny dogglys are doing wonders for the community
>>837
The "does this style not look right" link isn't offset correctly, it appears half way out of the border on the thread list.
>>849
Can you give a pic? Is it on dqn or another 4-ch board? What browser? It's a pretty hacky fix for whenever the user hasn't already loaded Pseud0ch, so I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't always work.
Mr. Trashman, bring me some trash.
devkitpro are stuck in the 90s or something, it's embarrassing
https://github.com/devkitPro/buildscripts/commit/bc708a543cc8e81e9bd9bf6f8aeec5791ca95c1c
My baby brother killed himself in some really fucked up situation and in a really fucked up way. Me and our mom are destroyed and traumatized. Knowing what I know, I don't know how to move on. I have no idea how to help my mom.
>>855
If you can afford it, therapy is probably the best first step. Your insurance might cover it. I can't imagine what that must be like, but I hope it doesn't stop you from ever being happy again.
>>855
Wait was he an actual baby or did you mean it as your younger brother? Either way, that sucks, and I wish I had some words of consolation.
>>855
That is horrible, I can only imagine what you and your mother must be feeling. Please stay strong dokyun.
>>855
Stay by her side, she needs you. What could be worse for a mother than to outlive her child?
I guess I just have a bad batch of razors
Cute girl enraptured by the beauty of nature.
joke exactly old enough that the proper response at the time of its creation involved imitating the social conventions of using a land line
I'm really tired. Is this why people use caffeine?
>>867 The strategy involves using caffeine to delay your tiredness to a more convenient time.
I hate software. I hate all the javascript bullshit, all the frameworks that crop up, all the development techniques and superstar conferences. I hate every protocol and framework out there. I don't want to do this anymore.
>>869
Front-end development is a rat race of wheel reinvention. I hate it and stay away as much as possible.
More fun things include: server-side programming (the rest of "full stack"), games (anything from text adventures through consoles to Unity), hardware stuff like Arduino, desktop software, stabbing yourself in the leg with an 300-pack of toothpicks. I've tried it all and it all beats Javascript.
>>869
Exactly, all that garbage. And I doomed myself to what >>870 stays away from by slacking instead of learning and expanding my knowledge.
Front-end frameworks are absolute worst, I bet their "superstars" are pretenious stuck-up stereotypical canadian lumberjack wannabes.
I'd rather fuck my brains out and hack some good custom CSS than use a framework. But... I really want to switch away from all this.
Captcha: geib
>>870
That mention of text adventures reminded me of a text adventure I made myself a few years ago, which I just went back and played through. This was from when I was still very new to programming. Code features:
if and print statements. At one point it has ten nested conditionals. Despite all that, the game itself is surprisingly solid. I remember I bugtested it to death, and it really is, as best I can tell, genuinely bug free. And the puzzles and game mechanics are quite interesting, even if some of the solutions are a bit abstruse.
>>869
I'm javascripting for my job right now, and I have to say it's not really that bad if you're not required to use any frameworks.
What I'm more worried about is that my next job is to rewrite and optimize a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people. It would be faster to ignore the perl scripts and write it from scratch, but the people who wrote the code don't remember what it does, nor do they have time to explain anything.
>>872
I want to play it.
craaaaazy
poison the attic I am
craazy
chewing gum fishing
THEY MUST HAVE TAKEN MY MORALS AWAAAY
>>871
I mean, parts of the Silicon Valley + Bay Area culture has permeated that domain pretty thoroughly. You're not exactly wrong.
>>869
the shiny new framework every other week I can deal with. the resulting build ("build" ffs how did we get to this point!?) spaghetti fails I can deal with. JS is a strange language and not in a good way, though something I can deal with. it's the shitty cargo cult, agile, scrumming, management fuckwittery that drives me insane.
>a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people.
do things like this really still exist? even the worst PHP I've seen doesn't sound as bad as this.
>>875
They probably pushed all buttons until it did something - and now they hate to admit this.
Captcha: diy
>>875,878
Perl is as easy as any other scripting language to write big maintainable programs, but it's also infamously easy to make a giant ball of mud that nobody understands a week after writing, and much easier than other languages to end up with something totally opaque and inscrutable - it rewards you for being too clever for your own good. I don't envy the task of dealing with it.
Interestingly though, I feel the opposite of >>878 about JS. "Build" makes sense; I could write TypeScript and have a compiler check my code, but the shiny frameworks, npm/bunt/grillpack/react/whatever just reek of hipsters ignoring several decades of software to be the first to do something that everyone later realises was a bad idea.
Cute partly-deaf girl with a loud dog.
Cute bunnygirl's big floppy bunny ears tickling you under the chin as she snuggles up close to your chest.
Hatsune Miku's cold feet on my face.
I shouldn't be enjoying this combination of BO and deodorant so much
>>875,881
https://repl.it/E31Q/1
Knock yourselves out. Try not to read the source code before playing, it contains lots of spoilers.
I bet you can't get any of the good endings without cheating!
RIP demanding thread (again).
It's such a good thread, why must it keep dying?
The Santa mythos is a weird cross between wonder and bureaucracy.
τ California girls, we like to take our panties off τ
τ Cream-filled pussy and titties on top τ
>>890
I think a combination of bad: people are lazy, and good: people want to wait until they can fulfill the demand well.
Stop pooping, starts shitting.
>>892
I was listening to this also. I had that "I'm Wide Awake" song in my head.
τ I wanna rape τ
>>879,880
I think that's pretty much what happened. Of the three, one is a cargo cult programmer, one writes inscrutable code that may or may not be working as intended, and the third is decent but still doesn't comment anything.
For example, there's a directory full of perl modules with generic names like CODE.pm and COM.pm, with a note from the cargo cult guy that says "not sure which modules were needed so I just copied everything." And of course none of them seem to know how to use scope, so use strict is off and everything is a global variable. Sometimes they even reference variables from other modules, so you have to go hunting to find which .pm file that variable is in. Oh, and their "version control" consists of copying all files into a dated folder.
On the bright side, it's pretty easy to shine when the standards are low!
vc: shidick
Cute girl making cute approximations to a system of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations.
You know, like she uses little hearts instead of primes to denote differentiation with respect to a single variable, and this one time when she's making a change of variables she forgets the Jacobian and gets all flustered and goes " νν!".
I'm having an autistic day.
900 thoughts in 74 days! That's got to be a record.
I don't think so
1500 years ago kids didn't carry $20 bills. Today, all kids have $20 bills. That's how you know the world has changed.
is there a math mango/animu? because there really should be one
>>899
I don't know any girls in real life that are above a four or five out of ten in terms of cuteness.
>>907
You are taking cute posting to a whole new level. Real girls can't be cute dumbass.
Speaking of Math, Whatever happened to that Chemistry DQN?
These cute manga girls are saying some pretty horrible things.
I'd like not to be a useless sack
>>914
That's why I'm afraid of Thanksgiving break. I have all these little projects I want to do, but I'm just going to end up watching shitty TV and overeating for a week straight.
An endless, maddening cycle. Maybe not even a cycle, but a condition.
Well fartballs, SAoVQ is down again.
kill all fags
I am convinced that cute cosplayers are hired by the government to do what they do.
>>912
I'm glad!
>>919
I'm pretty certain there's always some way to get to the end no matter what you do, but it is quite easy to lock yourself out of the good endings, even just by doing things in the wrong order. The grandfather clock in the library tells you how close to the end you are; if it says midnight then you can back to the cockpit for the ending.
>>917
The server migration is through! Our previous hosting solution shut its doors a bit earlier than I expected, so we lost 5-10 recent posts. I hope we'll have less thread problems on this server, plus it's cheaper and easier to run. I also made some small adjustments to the image upload script to make it more future proof.
I updated the nameservers of secretareofvipquality.org, but those changes will only be noticed by your browser in 1-48 hours. In the meantime you can use http://saovq.dynu.com/ to access the site. Thanks for your patience and enjoy the "new" site.
>>924
Ha-ha-ha, he really didn't pay for a year or two in advance!
All I want is someone to split a tandem bike with.
If ever I doubt why I'm rewriting these old perl scripts of mine in haskell, I just take another look at said scripts.
Under Paris is another city, built exclusively for skeletons.
It' not my fault that I'm unable to discern the circumstances of the crash, it's yours for having such shit code. Next time, try not coupling everything to a single method and don't do fucking UI management outside the main thread, you fucking retard.
My urine smells of coffee.
I'd prefer more than zero days notice before losing my job but clearly that's asking for too much.
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now I see why most radio stations only play the 8 good minutes of Echoes
Cute girl cuddling you so hard that the matter comprising your ribcage collapses into neutronium.
>>940
The English comments on those Xtube 2hu crossdressing videos are on the level of "eyy gurl want sum fuk?", I wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese ones were of a similar mastery of their native tongue.
Damn it all
Oh, don't be so melodramatic.
Easy for you to say
I didn't say anything.
every time I'm assigned a problem where I have to do integration by parts my first thought is "hmmm, exactly how much of my final grade would change if I just skipped this headache"
But IBP is easy and fun
Just as long as there are no arctrig pieces.
>>952
it's just tedious and gives me the feeling that there are tons of more important uses of my time
I can't tell if I'm going crazy, or if lots of sites are starting to get flooded with nonsense posts.
I think I'm still sane. Pretty sure it's just a case of a certain imageboard actually getting flooded with comments taken from elsewhere, a few regular nonsense posts on the textboards (Phalluses out for the Gorilla!) and my tiredness. Still, I have a deep feeling of unease about all this. My logical explanation does not satisfy spiritually.
Perhaps we're about to cross the rubicon and sites will find themselves inundated with nonsense no matter what. Actually, I think we crossed that river in 1993. Which if I'm reading right, is this year.
I'm not looking forward to 1994.
Eternal September fanfic and/or interactive fiction
please
Silent Sage as a browserquest instance might work well.
>>955
I too am concerned about said phallus comments. You are not alone.
>>954
I slipped a link to it into the CTRL+V thread when I created it, and also posted it on Tohno-chan.
I feel uneasy with just one week left of No- uhh... nevermind, but I fear to peek into my "New Year resolutions" notes.
I think I might really be on the autism spectrum
Stare at a screen all day, it's good for you.
>>962
Push a plow all day, it's good for you.
Really, anything other than foraging for tubers will probably fuck you up in the long term.
>>964
Tried foraging for tubers in my pants all day and it still seemed to fuck me up.
I made $60
Good night, Internet. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Thumb-sized cysts are not cute.
You should probably get a thumb-sized cyst checked by a doctor.
Hurr Durr Thanksgiver
I did, he said, "that's just your thumb"
Cute girl insistently asserting that she is not cute, despite the fact that she is visibly growing cuter by the second.
Cute girl visibly growing by the second until she reaches 30 feet or more.
Cute girl with fingers for toes, a missing occipital bone and an extra scapula.
Cute girl.
Ugly girl that no one posts about who cuts herself daily reading these.
Fuck I'm getting fat
>>974
Praise be to the GSL!
>>975
Oh, but just imagine her after you've adopted her, taken her home, tended to her wounds, bathed her, given her some nice clothes to wear, and told her she's cute and you love her. Imagine how her cynicism and distrust slowly wear away as she finally begins to admit to herself that maybe she does deserve to be loved after all. Picture her self-consciousness about smiling as she is embarrassed by her missing teeth, and how precious her smiles therefore are. It's a slow fuse cuteness, but in the end she really is very cute indeed.
>>976
Only a wig/hat/few weeks of natural hair growth away from maximum cuteness.
>>977
I'm having difficulty picturing this one. Do you mean she has a shoulderblade coming out of the back of her head?
>>978
Cute!
>>979
So-called ugly girl should take solace in the fact that there's more to cuteness than just physical appearance, and that it is more to do with the subjective feelings evoked in others. The very fact that she cares this much about being cute implies a sort of childlike insecurity which itself evokes feelings of protectiveness and a desire to comfort her. I bet if somebody were to tell her she's cute at heart and give her a long, hard cuddling, it would go a long way to making her feel happy about herself again.
Girls can't be cute. When you see a girl who superficially appears to be cute, she is always doing it only for attention because girls are shallow and vapid creatures with no internal world. But cute boys are cute because it's their nature, not because they crave validation like your mom craves cum.
It's actually fairly easy to tell if a girl is trying to act cute vs. naturally being cute. You just need to spend more time around girls, cute or otherwise.
It's also fairly difficult to make your face look cute if it isn't already.
I don't like girls. It has no practical impact on how I act towards women IRL, but as an abstract concept I just don't. I think most of the reason is because of how men act differently in the presence of women.
I would say, however, that in my experience I've had far less interesting conversations with women than with men. With hindsight the one time I felt I was having an interesting conversation I was actually essentially monologuing with an entropy device.
>>983
The irony is that your post is literally being spoken from the mouth of a cute girl.
https://files.catbox.moe/bgz806.png
There's so much beauty in the world, why do you cast it all aside to obsess over a few tiny blemishes?
The twist is that it's Slaughterhouse-Five.
So, this is how it ends. I probably won't wake up before >>999.
Good night.
Also, girls are fucking disgusting. Have you ever seen a single woman's bathroom? The worst I've seen in a man's bathroom is that maybe the shower needs scrubbed or he didn't wipe out the sink after shaving. Girls leave their dirty ass underwear hanging all over the place after washing them in the same sink where they brush their teeth and have a wastebasket full of used tampons. The walls are also sticky with hairspray which then gets hair and dust and shit stuck to it.
The sooner we can create an artificial womb and then genocide these disgusting creatures, the better.
The Internet is small. I wish it were larger. Why can't I be left alone?
>>989
The theme? It's the best thing to happen to DQN since Grandpa threads! My only qualm is the absence of the release emergency mittens button.
I've always loved living with girls, no matter how messy they are. The baskets full of used tampons are a bonus! Not a fan of make-up smears on the wall though.
>>988
There's so much beauty in the world, why would you settle for someone imperfect?
