[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 00:45

A risky maneuver, but it paid off.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 00:49

Nothing seems to be enjoyable to me anymore. Video games and watching anime are all I do, but video games are just getting frustrating. Maybe it's time to get a life?

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 01:01

That spammer's going to get banned pretty hard.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 01:14

That's a lot of song threads!

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 01:42

It's been one day and this screen protector is getting pretty dinged up. I wish I had some sort of cover to prevent it from being damaged.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 04:00

gIt needs to be washed.h
gIs that as much detail as we're going into?h

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 04:06

I wonder what the daily life of a DQN moderator is.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 04:09

I just realized this board has moderators.


10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 04:36

For the first time in almost two thousand days.
What a radical change.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 15:34

I can't take it easy like this.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 17:23

I think vanilla milk stout sounds good but maybe it doesn't, I can't be sure.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 20:10

Death outside.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 20:20

What keeps me on windows? Might as well get ThinkPad X60, flash open BIOS and install GNU/OS...

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 21:50

It's always watching me.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8409 22:16

We CIA. We play joke.
We put PCP in your Coke.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 00:25

Dread on the inside
Depression paint job

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 02:00

Doctor (*߁[ί), I'm CIA.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 02:52

a first person open world rpg but set in a generic fantasy japan instead of a generic fantasy central europe, like morrowind but with kappas and samurais instead of mud crabs and knights

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 03:13

Tired but don't want to sleep

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 03:21

I mean sure the lyrics are about slaughtering the jews and being guaranteed a space in heaven by becoming a suicide bomber but the rhythm is catchy, you know?

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 03:46

I was once song thread on the inside
Then I was no more.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 05:57

Get out of my head, please leave me alone.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 07:35


25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 10:48

Cute girl fastidiously making preparations for her own suicide.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 14:11

I pay for a crunchyroll subscription to stream the highest quality anime releases and support anime studipffffffthahahahahaaaaa

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 14:43

I pay for crunchyroll because it actively takes away from the anime industry and it's major investor is a zionist jew who sends much of it's profits back to israel.

Shabat Shalom.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 14:57

Last night was crazy, bro. I got so fucked up that I went to bed without flossing my teeth.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:47

> 750 x 1334 pixels (~326 ppi pixel density)

Wait, seriously?
I mean, it's great for me, I can offer mediocre support for multiple screens, but seriously?

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 16:35

I don't want to be here anymore.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 16:50

Too bad, you're one of us now.
( ί ƒŽί) One of us.
( ί ƒŽί) One of us.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 17:19

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc@Gooble gobble ! Gooble gobble !

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 18:14

I am a real person, as you can tell by the fact that other people respond to me.

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 20:14

The new IT Crowd isn't great. I liked the women's slacks subplot, though.

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 21:17

Crying is a lot like masturbating. Doing it too much is bad for you and it feels good to get it all out.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 22:14

Garden variety misanthropist.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 23:21

I always cry silently in a dark room after double checking that nobody can see me. Then I take a shower.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 23:40

She called me confident! Nobody's ever called me confident!

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 00:37

>>36 I believe you mean "misanthrope"

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 01:20

I am a misanthropologist and the word he is looking for is "curmudgeon"

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 03:35

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 10:59

There are some songs that you should never make an easy listening smooth jazz remix of and this is one of them.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 15:26

mac n cheese mac mac mac n some cheese also

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 16:33

simply love norms who cant comprehend things that are daily parts of life to a neet like not speaking out loud or not having windows or pissing in bottles

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8411 20:04

git commit -am "forgot to add hi-res jpegs" && git push -u origin porn

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 00:51

Hope my client likes this version. I'm tired of working on it.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 00:59

Ooh, I'm wondering what you created. Is it art, music, did you install windose 10?

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 03:45

Thought I would of died years ago, so everything has pretty much been bonus levels, or being really good at an arcade game that you do not need to keep feeding it quarters.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 08:03

Thing I need to buy : left handed oven mitt

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 09:42

They all are! You have to deliberately spend more money to get the kind with a silicone pad on only one side!

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 13:46

I thought I was in the old thread, weird

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 14:16

It's time to face the truth, Onii-chan!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 18:47

Holy shit. Ever tried logging in to buy a game on an xbox 360? The password field is retarted. Randomly disables a bunch of "special" characters, including spaces. SPACES. Also it has a maximum length. A MAXIMUM LENGTH. Ended up resetting my password 3 times today.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 19:18

how many hits to "dominoes.com" do you think are from people looking for pizza and mistakenly typing the wrong address

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 20:20

>>47 yes, no, a long time ago.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 20:49

Legend of the Galactic heroes is about how an Adonic young German boy with striking hair and a talent for oration sweeps away the decaying aristocratic order, dominates the galaxy, and triumphs over his enemies by force of will. In the end, just as he is about to reach his goal, he is done in by the schemings of a treacherous religious order who've infiltrated the financial sector of all major powers in an attempt to reclaim what they believe is their "holy land".

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 22:04

I suppose Adrian Rubinsky and the (((Terraists))) were veiled rather thin.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 22:33

Wouldn't it be cool if she died on Halloween?

59 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8412 22:43

She'd probably power up on Halloween

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 22:56

I am not good at programming.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 01:59

Keep at it and you'll get better every day.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 02:53

I want to be loved. What else is there to want?

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 03:00

I am good at programming
But I am not a good programmer.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 03:27

I can design games, but committing to one idea is just too much.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 17:51

arse technica


66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 18:09

Take your two faves and mix 'em together.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8413 22:28

I'm not 100% sure what you mean but I think I can relate.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 03:36

Right now I'm just trying to finish one game, let alone a combination of two.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 06:32

do you think kira ever jerked himself off with his collection of severed hands

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 09:27

I need to keep my ears clean in case any cute girls ever want to lick them.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 12:44

I hope that wasp has left my window
I don't like wasps

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 13:15

it hadn't

i want to say it might have but the minute i do it'll re-appear

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 07:01

pinky promise hope to die stick a needle in my eye

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 08:11

i want stellaris to be good but it's basically EU:Rome in space with less stuff to do and only 4 countries

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 08:18

aside from the odd randomly generated moments of "lol I just infiltrated and conquered an industrial-age earth as a spiritualist xenophobic reptilian theocracy david icke was right all along" it's pretty empty

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 15:35

i'm going to learn game development in GM:Studio!


77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 19:28

>>76 It's fun once you get the hang of it!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 20:21

The Internet is back and my interaural void stopped filling.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 21:04

no one will ever love you for everything you are

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 21:13


81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8415 22:59

I need rape counseling. My rape skills are lacking.

82 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8416 00:33

Scot free

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 03:43

"We're in the same English class" means "I want to have sex with you." No exceptions

84 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8416 03:50

Woman with a shaved head wearing an Antifa pin on her flecktarn BDU. Yuck!

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 04:34

people who comment on danbooru gold account images

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 07:11

not all of em are gunning for the rainbowhairs. some of em are holding out hope for "player 3".

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 07:50

>>84 Wikipedia says "BDU" only refers to US army fatigues, and I don't think america uses flecktarn? I like flecktarn the best, I just like saying it "flecktarn"

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 14:30

I have three guesses: they use flecktarn-painted uniform made in the same style as US army fatigues, they adopted this acronym from English for "uniform", they made a similar abbreviation but it has to do with the Bundeswehr.

All in all, Germans love composite words and abbreviations, I mean, who else in the world calls a lorry "LKW"?

I assume that >>84 is either German or visiting Germany.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 15:56


90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 16:40

>>87 Come to think of it wasn't the Russian Gurlukovich uniform in MGS2 referred to as the BDU?

I don't assume that >>84 is either German or visiting Germany. Flecktarn is quite fashionable in lots of places, it was used by a few other armies besides Germany, and I've only heard "antifa" used by Finnish people (but I have only heard this abbrevation a couple of times).

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 17:04


92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 18:28

I think I've only seen one Hillary bumper sticker in the last half year or so. You'd think Seattle of all places would be all out for the old bag, and I still see Obama/Biden stickers all over the place.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 18:29

Lotsa Bernie stickers too. A few Trumpkins here and there.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 18:59

Damn, this is one tasty fucking gazelle.

95 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8416 21:02

>>87 >>88 >>90
I was just using it as a generic term for battledress since it's shorter to type.

Bank fraud attempt failed with no negative consequences to me.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 21:30

>>95 I assumed it was a generic term, and I learned something, unless the wikipedia article was just an american's point of view

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8416 22:29

I didn't even realize there was caffeine in tea, it seems so weak

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 00:51

Antifa are quite strong in Germany. They are just like neonazis with an opposite sign. Pretty much the same useless marginalized militant trash who don't contribute to society but with extreme left ideas. Fucking punks, but hey they are "anti fascists" this surely makes them the good guys.

Well, there is this: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Battle_dress_uniforms_of_Bundeswehr

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 10:29

Found my mother's porn, lol.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 12:20

What's it like?

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 21:40

>>98 Interesting.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 23:40

>>100 lots of straight shota and nursing handjobs

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 23:55

Aww, lame.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 02:39


105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 14:04

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 15:12

1am comes around way too fast

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 18:18


108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 18:30

I have embraced the "ehh" as an internal value.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 18:32

As in, "Am I OK with how I'm presenting myself?" "Ehh."

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 19:07

That magnificent bastard!

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 00:08

>>105 I want this guy's life

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 01:55

ill-advised. Leaves no option for later improvement.

my captcha is troll for some reason, but I ain't gonna.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 03:43

Ya 'no, man, you watch Idiocracy and, like, damn, nigga, you get the feel, this shit's, like, fo' real! This shit's fo' real, like, damn, bitch, this shit's happening!

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 03:46

No, yeah, so

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 03:57

I wonder if anyone jacks off to things just so they can post them in the img jackoff thread like they do with google searches in the google search thread.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 12:49

>>111 I unlocked his signature plane in Ace Combat and was reading up on him. I liked the bit about playing ragtime piano for Hitler!

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 01:32

I'm okay with this. Generally pleased, in fact. Go with it!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 01:48

Everything is fine right now but something will get fucked up soon and then everything will be terrible once more

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 02:31

>>115 I rarely post in that thread because I usually fap to h-manga or videos and not single images.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 02:35

>>119 You just post the panel that you close all tabs on.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 05:47

high dqn
high dqn
high dqn
whoa whoa whoa

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 13:21

I hate this time of year.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 15:32

I think that the sci-fi of the future will have more of a focus on glitches as comic relief. We've seen that voice detection and fingerprint sensors can fuck up too.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 16:39

Everything about Trump is so positive and lighthearted while his opponent and her supporters are very toxic, shifting blame and trying to create an image of an external enemy alike the Cold War.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 17:05

I hope UPlay never comes back up.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 19:02

Yahoo kinda blows now.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 03:36

This is our Vice President. He's in charge of the vice.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 05:26

I don't like how this recipe book assumes I know a fish monger but then also assumes that I don't know how to pronounce words like "choucroute" or "moussaka"

129 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8421 06:24


130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 07:21

I'm out of sandwiches...

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 07:48

I wish I had a drink. Maybe not an alcoholic one, but something I could feel good about chugging and then slamming it down like an anime MILF.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 08:46

I can't throw my phone at the floor anymore due to hardwood floors.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 09:12

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 11:28

Let me put you out of your misery, Onii-chan!

135 Name: sage : 1993-09-8421 17:09

>>132 the other option is a marble floor

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:13

pamplemousse la croix

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:29

Topo Chico if you live in a Mexican infested area. It's delicious cold, but tastes kinda like petroleum at room temperature.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:50

An anime-style gif of a guy shaving. He makes a bunch of big, flashy movements, puts the razor down, and waits a beat before his face starts bleeding from several tiny cuts.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 20:54

What, did you get crossdressed in the dark?

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 22:37

well life is pretty much garbage, but at least I have things to distract myself with.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 02:01

what the fuck is with her eyes?

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 03:07

00:53:05 to some MIDNIGHT SNACKS!!

143 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8422 03:25

I think I'm balding from the bottom of my chin

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 03:43


145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 05:02

I'm doing better tonight. I hope I wake up on time.

146 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8422 19:17

Week and a half till vanilla milk stout is done carbonating.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 19:25

How'd it go?

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 20:19

Man, I completely forgot that existed. I can't believe snacks is still doing it after all these years.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 20:20

Sorry, I'm a feminist. Or a sexist. Whichever one doesn't open doors for women.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 21:06

I wouldn't blame you.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 22:26

Yahoo always kind of blew

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 23:21

Good end to the panda thread, I lol'd

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 01:27


>I lol'd

That's it? Jesus christ at least put some effort into your appreciation

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 09:10

>>153 No thanks, effort is for chumps.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 11:31

Another summer come and gone, and along with the cold and the changing leaves, a feeling of restless melancholy creeps in. Another year where I have accomplished nothing.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 11:47

Fuck everything forever.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 14:21

I may never get it together.

158 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8423 18:17

And the survey said: "You're dead"

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 18:29

Thank you!

That may be the best thing I do all year.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 18:46

Thank you /dqn/. You are the best board.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 20:02


162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 20:29

Sorry I got calculus all over your pretty flower garden.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 21:43

This is the best Babymetal collage I have made yet!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 22:02

Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fucking head

165 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8424 05:09

Stop me if you think this is stupid, but Homer and Marge hire Shaggy and Scooby to investigate strange sounds from Lisa's immolated room after an attack by Arnold (of Hey Arnold fame). While checking the room out, they spot an egg sack pulsating. It bursts open giving birth to deformed Lisa Simpson babies and releasing a psychedelic spore that only affects primates. Shaggy starts hallucinating and eventually sees the Smurfs, one of which claims to be Krishna.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 07:55

>>165 You had me at "egg sack".

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 08:15

I need some kind of pun for a title for this Grease/Buffy The Vampire Slayer crossover I'm working on, any ideas?

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 08:47

I enjoyed the ova series better than the TV one, which is a shame because apparently the TV series is more true to the original, whatever that means.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 12:50

>>168 Are you talking about Grease?

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 13:35

Okay, but I don't see how cock-and-ball torture is going to help me with my depression.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 13:43

It's hip to be miserable.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 15:13

I want a phone with the GREATEST camera under 300$...

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 15:27

Buffy Without a Cause

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 21:28

>>172 Find a used Galaxy Zoom. It's a camera with a phone attached, rather than the other way around.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 22:35

Boy I wish I was drunk right now.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 22:45

I wanted to go out for a walk and see the friday sunset, but I spent too much time thinking if going out for a walk was a good idea and now it's dark...

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 23:31

evaporative cooling and what i'm going to do with my life when i fail here due to depression

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 23:52

But those cameras with phones tend to be bulky and slow to the point where it's easier to buy a separate point&shoot, don't they?

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 07:58

kujo karen
kujo jotaro

both are half british/half japanese, both likely have autism, both have a signature Œϋ•Θ

coincidence? I don't think so.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 08:39

your bitch she all on me
she rub me with lotion
i fucked her I stroke her
I go deep in the ocean
deep in the water
Go deep in the money

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 08:52

I wish I got to this pizza before it was cooled. Microwaved pizza is so 1992.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 15:07

>>178 Only if you're a pussy. Don't be a pussy.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 16:19

>>178 "But your obviously good solution has trivial drawbacks that I can use to avoid actually solving my problem so I can complain about it more right?"

The Galaxy Zoom is a good point & shoot camera that's also a good smartphone. It's exactly what you're looking for, but if you're going to just compulsively make up problems, then you can go fuck yourself.

It's slightly bulkier than a point & shoot, but considerably slimmer than a point & shoot placed on top of a smart phone, so don't be such a baby.

Also, you're dumb.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 16:21

>>183 samsung marketer please go

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 19:29

japanese articles on chinese things that only give the japanese pronunciation of the characters is giving me autism, im gonna look like a fucking dork talking about chikusho kinen this and sou sou that

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 21:19

Picture this. A bunch of cute girls break into your house while you're still asleep, find you, and pin you to the bed, one holding down each limb. Then one climbs up and cuddles you. I don't mean a half-hearted arms-wrapped-loosely-around-midriff affair, I mean a full on ribcage squeezing, with snuggling, head nuzzling under chin, whispering sweet nothings and making warm affirmative humming noises. Once her arms get tired, she swaps places with one of her associates. This goes on for some time.

Days pass. They feed you, give you water, change your bedpan and so on as necessary, but never let up the cuddling for more than five seconds at a time. You fall asleep cuddled and wake up cuddled. You lose track of time. Your mind goes fuzzy and you begin to forget what life was like before. Finally, months later, they let you go. Your muscles have atrophied. You are covered in bedsores. You cannot even stand unaided. You have been cuddled so hard and for so long that your life is forever changed by it.

This is how much cuddling I would need to feel okay. That's how lonely I am.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:30

I actually achieved the ero-manga dream of cumming in a girl's mouth and then proceeding directly to sex without any refractory period. I didn't think it was possible.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:56

yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
futari de issho ni nemuru Winter Land
anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
asu wo chikau

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 05:09


190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 09:42

>>173 Okay good, thanks! But I can't draw attention to the real things, so I can't say "Buffy" or "Grease". It's for a rivalry story arc, a kind of leather-jacketed how-you-doing greaser sort of guy vs. I think Rupert Giles basically, an older, experienced, occult fighting dude. But I haven't seen any Buffy to know much about him

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 14:51

I'm feeling better and better about my body.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 15:14

time for sassages.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 18:28

Congress is considering a controversial bill that, if passed, would prevent those over 27 from being covered under their parents' Netflix accounts.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 00:49

the sullied water and the sullied water

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 01:07

You know there's a new Lumines game for mobile phones and it's p good.
You know it's awesome when they write deadmau5 as "dedemau5" on the official site.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 02:14

I still don't understand vocaloid music.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 03:01


198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 03:26

I wanna fuck, but i wont write this fucking captcha!

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 03:55

My one black friend just told me that he drinks lean.

200 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8427 04:24

Mine is named Tyrone.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 05:06

you should ask him to hook you up.

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 07:55

>>196 It's like other music, but the singing is synthesised by assigning syllables to pitches, with different voice packs having different timbres.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 08:11

>>202 Well, I "get" it. I don't know why I find myself listening to it. I think I'm more interested in the personification as an anime girl of a synthizer. I wonder what a minimoog would look like, minimoog~tan...

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 10:19

>>203 A nice tune is a nice tune!

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 12:17

Well, I now own a maid outfit.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 14:13

Keep it together, darling.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 15:07

Update: it turns out that Abiword is terrible. The bugs have gone from "slight difference in height between two words on the same line" to "completely skullfucking my .doc file the day that it's due and now the whole thing looks like HTML for some reason." 2/10 would not recommend.

208 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8427 15:54

You want art? Here's your art! Analyze this! grabs dick

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 15:55

>>205 How much did it cost?

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 16:15

I can't wait to die.

I don't want to stop living yet, but I'm really looking forward to this death thing everyone's so hyped about.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 16:35

Not terribly much! About £15, including shipping. It's quite cute and frilly too. A good investment if ever I made one.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 18:16

I'm afraid that the spiders are going to make me late.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 23:37

avoidant, withdrawn, not usually happy, does not believe in human goodness, loner, moody, avoids crowds, depressed, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, agnostic/atheistic tendencies, unsure where life is going, impatient, avoids eye contact, does not think things work out for the best, discontent, negative, suspicious of others, uncooperative, socially uncomfortable, hard to get to know, not punctual, low self confidence, pessimistic, lonely, does not finish work on time, does not like to lead, attracted to things associated with sadness, ambivalent about the problems of others, feels defective, fears failure, often bored, ambivalent about the suffering of others, unproductive, avoids unnecessary interaction, easily frustrated, does not finish many things, lower energy level, focuses on fantasies instead of reality, ambivalent about the needs of others, easily annoyed, rarely prepared, disorganized, quiet around strangers, slow to forgive, hard to understand, not that interested in others, skeptical, wounded at the core, self absorbed

there's not a single positive adjective in there, even online personality tests somehow sense my human garbageness


214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 07:40


  • Whose dick?
  • Entire focus is genitals
  • Holds penis in italics
  • Said "anal"
  • Feeling of vulnerability, a confrontational challenge in order to measure up to some perceived standard of... something... legitimacy? DQN Quality? Conviction?
  • A bit plain

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 14:22

All the google results for "braggadocious" are about people googling "braggadocious."

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 15:15

So how'd Sister Mary Elephant do last night?

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 16:08

What he should've said:
Yeah, I supported the war in Iraq at the time. So did 79% of Americans. So did you. You voted for it, as I recall, while I was just a private citizen with no political influence at the time.

What he actually said:
incoherent 3 minute rant about Sean Hannity

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 16:13

What he should've said:
We wanted the birth certificate. We got it. I consider that a success. We had some doubts but they were dispelled. And I'm not racist, I love black people. Trump tower has the best fried chicken around!

What he actually said:
B-but the e-mails! Benghazi! sniffs incoherently

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 16:56

Please, somebody, call Sean Hannity. He's very lonely.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 17:03

While torrenting MS Office, I saw an ad for Office 365. Sorry boys, but I'm 80% done already.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 17:28

Maybe a tulpa would give me a reprieve from my neverending loneliness and existential dread.

Probably not, though.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 21:18

They're not real.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 21:48

Ehh, most of my life revolves around things which aren't real anyway.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8428 22:10


225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 03:45

I wish I could stop relating to others about my procrastination and bad eating habits and start relating to others about not wanting to relate to others about my procrastination and bad eating habits.

226 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8429 06:39


227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 08:32

That shit just slows me down

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 13:29

Addict of metropolis, slam dance cosmopolis, do the worm on necropolis.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 13:59

Chinese people have no souls.

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 15:32

Thus neverending loneliness?

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 15:50

the boys are back in town
the boys are still in town
the boys never made it out

232 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8429 19:34

Future mathematicians, engineers and scientists, out of Greek letters, will start using emoji for newly discovered concepts.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 19:57

I think I just felt an earthquake. It went on too long to be a big truck rolling by.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 23:26

I can see where you're coming from, but actually if anything it's the other way round.

I've always thought hiragana/katakana are a seriously underappreciated source of new mathematical symbols. They're all visually unique, easy to memorise, quick to write, and have unique, monosyllabic pronunciations. Honestly though, I'm surprised that next to nobody has taken a step out of the Latin/Greek comfort zone, given how badly overloaded every symbol already is. The only example of using another alphabet I can think of is aleph numbers.

235 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8429 23:41

I had to use tau for torque and shear rate today which led me to that post.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8429 23:44

Pardon me, I'm going to go play the grand piano and fly my aeroplane.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 07:50

Try not to land on the autobahn when you need to take a piss this time.

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 17:35

That's quite enough out of you!

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 17:59

I can't believe I wasted so much of my life completely oblivious to the culinary miracle that is pickled onions.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 18:09

caffeine pills ACTIVATE

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 18:19

There is no going back. Stink with us.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 20:51

’Κ‚θ–‚ would be a pretty good way to refer to ganking in MMO games

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 21:07

Do black people ever go on mission trips? There has to be at least one, right?

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8430 21:21

"I love swimming!"

Drowns horribly

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 01:08

I think im in love, fuck!

246 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8431 01:09

Probably just hungry

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 01:28

Do black people ever order salads? Never seen one.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 08:22

Cute girl who needs to be cuddled or else she will literally die.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 17:19

Hansen vs Predator but like the actual Predator from "Predator"

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 17:23

Hansen: so would you mind telling me what you're doing here?
Predator: disengages cloaking device, drops down from the ceiling and eviscerates Hansen while letting out a high pitched shriek

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 19:31

Hansen: That was just an afterimage. Now, how about you take a seat?

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 20:16

This Friday afternoon feeling where everyone is just waiting to get drunk

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 20:58

Twistin ma melon man!

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 21:11

A Midsummer Night's Dream is surprisingly kinky.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 21:41

How many people before me in the history of humankind have fished around in a box of flutes for a pair of electric spectacles?

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8431 22:23

Protip: lift a little bit less weight every day so it feels like you're getting stronger.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 06:52

This is like the 9th time my parents have watched this episode of The Middle

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 11:39

My mother insists on relating me to the oldest child in that show.

I wish I knew why. Our characters stopped being similar when he started being a normie.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 12:24

Dreampop is nice.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 19:10

I'm an embarrassment.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 22:53

>>260 I'm avoiding being seen with you. Nothing personal.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 23:13

I wish that loser who made supporting Trump their only personality trait would stop posting.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 23:26

I wish people would stop posting about politics

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8432 23:57

There are few problems that can't be solved by killing yourself.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 01:49

Snake, this is a drowning mission

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 04:54

:>= will always be funny to me

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 09:48

Woah this fizzy multivitamin tablet is the most intense thing I've ever put in my mouth, I can't handle this!

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 13:18

I think I have fucked up.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 15:15

No, wait, false alarm. I haven't fucked up yet.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 16:57

People with different opinions than mine suck.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 18:15

I finally got around to listening to Recreational Love. It was nice. Any recommendations?

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 20:31

I'm a bu~nny!

I actually found this album from the (arguably better) Maedasalt remix of For Autumn.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 21:41

why does toshiro mifune always look so itchy

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8433 21:53

maybe he's got clabs.

275 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8433 22:16

I think it's the facial hair. In Sword of Doom he is clean shaven and doesn't look that way.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 03:35

I don't like Amazon's recommendations. When they're inaccurate they're annoying and when they're accurate they're depressing.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 06:12

No matter how thorough I am when I'm shaving, I always seem to miss something.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 10:00

I have a PhD in loli studies.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 12:26

I'd rather have a Loli in high Ph.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 13:16

I don't really see any reason to believe that there's anything in this world that won't get worse in the near future.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 13:36

I get payed for coming to work and do nothing, yet recently I would rather not even get up in the morning.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 15:22

[Enter Puck, and Bottom with the ass head.]

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 15:51

Well, good riddance!

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 17:40

eat that question.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 19:01

some irredeemable fuckwit at microsoft decided to keep the mandatory restart with minuscule warning period in windows 10 pro edition, because apparently professionals love having their time wasted too

286 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8434 20:44

He had no legs. That's why he was walking funny.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 21:31

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288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 22:12

I love sleeping. Sleeping is the best thing ever. I wish I could just sleep forever and never wake up.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8434 22:18

If 4chan is going to die, this isn't a bad time to do it.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 02:24

My English professor marked me off for mixing up "Anglo-Saxon" and "Germanic."

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 02:32

Apparently Marissa Mayer's email got exposed in the massive Yahoo hack. Looking forward to seeing her nudes leak around Christmas.

292 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8435 05:49

Beer turned out good

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 10:09

Derekuu: a cute girl who is warm and affectionate on the outside, but empty and dead on the inside.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 13:38

I'm bored. I wish I could sleep. I like sleeping.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 15:37

Haha, yeah, can't wait to kill myself, lol.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 16:11

Over 400 pages of sexual fantasies about Weird Al. It's nice to get back to the basics of unusual internet shit.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 23:19

some of you guys are alright, don't go to /dqn/ tomorrow.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8435 23:45

What's the point of getting to know yourself if you have no motivation or energy to actually change?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 00:18

Better-informed self hatred.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 01:34

Nobody ever told me about the Time Machine Modulus EP.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 03:25

I read around 1000 post a day and maybe write 5.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 11:31


303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 12:18

I don't know what point you're trying to make, but please stop.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 15:01

I just want to become a butterfly and fly away.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 16:58

I picture the ass head as being like one of those rubber horse masks.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 17:15

I have a headache, but I'm getting work done faster than ever. I hope this isn't a trend.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 04:50

I don't know what's going on. I just wish she would talk to me.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 10:25

Jesus, #22 already?

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 14:24

What? Where?

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 15:57

Cute girl crying herself to sleep at night because Gödel's incompleteness theorems have ruined her life.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 16:00

It's over 20 threads a month!

It came out in 2012. Congratulations is a version of the first song they played at the talent show.

312 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8437 17:24

We've all heard of carbon based life forms. Well now get ready for friction based life forms!

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 18:39

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, no.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 19:15

A cute girl desperately trying to mimic human contact by posting to obscure bbses.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 21:12

A not-so cute girl desperately trying to convince people on the Internet she's cute but she's still somewhat cute but not that much.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 21:19

I accidentally made scared a girl off. Told a joke that needed therapy after one class. She said "sorry not funny" and left.


317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 03:53

The revolution will not be facebooked

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 04:30

They say the elephant never forgets but I forgot what the elephant remembered.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 08:06

Cute girl snuggling up close to you not because she likes you but because she needs to share your body heat to avoid freezing to death.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 13:12

Harley Quinn syndrome

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 16:24

I'm actually fine with never fucking again. So many more interesting uses of energy and time out there.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 17:27

I'd like to fuck at least once.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 17:29

It doesn't get good till like the 5th time

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 18:11

Every time I watch friends I can't do anything except stare at Jennifer Anniston 90's fashion apparel chest. I still really hate all of them.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 22:42

Get in shape, brush your teeth, take regular showers and make yourself attractive. No one else is going to do that for you.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 02:06

or just hire a whore but as mentioned earlier, you need a few tries before it feels good.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 04:16

Although I'm sympathetic to liberal opinions on immigration in terms of policy, I don't like the way a lot of liberals support it. ``Hell yeah, I'll take a taco truck on every corner!" as if there are only benefits and no downsides. By refusing to acknowledge that there is a tradeoff, you make it impossible to appeal to the people that are on one side of it. Because you can't look a poor American in the eye and say, ``You may suffer from job losses and increased crime, but their suffering is greater," you can't say anything.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 10:14

oh no i accidentally bought soy milk instead of almond milk i'm gonna turn into a gay transsexual and get breast cancer

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 11:26

This is not the BEYOND DQN thread!

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 14:49

>>328 ha ha fag

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 15:22

i'm sorry that was mean

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 15:23

>>327 eating tacos is cultural appropriation if you're not Mexican so stop it.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 16:57

Why are you crying?

334 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8439 17:12

Time heals all wounds. Except the festering ones. It makes those worse.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 01:15

Loli vampire could have been cool but instead she was a gag character who says the same 3 lines over and over again and sells lockpicks. Not even like a "hey can you sire me?" questline. As expected of an inferior western RPG that isn't even folded a single time.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 09:51

I want SHAFT to stop adapting trash LNs and to put the mescaline dispenser back in the break room.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 13:34

You can kiss me! You can kiss me!

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 17:04

I just want a fucking day off!!

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 17:20

This song needs more gabber kicks and anime girl samples.

340 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8440 18:14

⁽⁽◝(L•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ@ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 19:49

I am a really cool person. I bet loads of people wish they were living my life.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 20:12

Hey Andrews!
I'm posting from a cash register!
Windows XP still exists here!
I'm really fucking surprised some kid with Metasploit hasn't pw3d this place...

343 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8440 23:57

Well shit I thought I posted the @ thing in this thread

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 02:49

Hehe, "grow the tent"

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 14:24

First problem, the economy is not a zero-sum game.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 14:28

I was thinking of paying someone to remove the fat from my waist, surgically.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 14:59

I don't want to go outside.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 15:48

Same, except just the man boobs.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 17:05

I have to peeeeeeee

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 17:12

I was going to mail that shit Friday and now it's Columbus Day.

351 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8441 20:20

Columbus did nothing wrong

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 21:36

I am feeling cautiously optimistic.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 22:14

I want to travel through time and space and cuddle everyone ever.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 22:37

hey babe, I dig your blasé vibe.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 00:52

I can't tell whether I like that blog or hate it. The Office analysis is good though.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 02:10

>>355 I enjoyed most of the Office, but most blogs are bad.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 03:09

They call me blog boy. Everywhere I go I have this urge to blog.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 17:54

A cute girl's cute navel.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 19:12

A cute line nose, or a dot, or even a mini triangle!

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 21:24

A can of smokes and a pack of spray paint.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 23:02

When I want the world to refresh I blink my eyes very fast.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 04:14

That's pretty DQN of you.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 09:40

Cute girl lying awake late at night tightly cuddling a tearstained dakimakura with a picture of you printed on it.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 14:55

Awww, poor Caroline. Playing Chopin. And crying.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 18:59

But in person, I'm loosely-packed ball of spaghetti.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 20:49

Big storm coming. Wonder if I should head over the mountains until it passes.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 04:31


368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 04:51

„G„G„G bitch, triple „G rated

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 04:58

I have been seeing these everywhere

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 05:59

Thoughts thoughts, keep 'em thinking.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 10:02

The ambien walrus is back!

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 10:55

hey (*߁[ί) why are you baking a frozen pizza at 7 am
(*߁[ί): because I've lost control of my life

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 11:07

My dandruff problem is out of control

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 12:04

This place is getting too cold. I guess it's time to move.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 14:34

I'm going downtown, baby!
If that real estate ad is legit, at least.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 17:05

I can't stop thinking about cute things.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 17:28

Please stay! We'll be nicer!

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 22:29

Well, that's good, isn't it?

379 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8444 22:46

When they speak English it sounds like they're saying "gloop" repeatedly in different ways.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 01:19

Will UN deploy security forces to stop the shitposting? This might change the future of the Information Superhighway.

381 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8445 01:41

>Gabriel Emile Hine, Jeremiah Onaolapo, Emiliano De Cristofaro, Nicolas Kourtellis, Ilias Leontiadis, Riginos Samaras, Gianluca Stringhini, Jeremy Blackburn

Wow look at all these unique names.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 20:07

In some ways yes, but it's also making me a little out of sorts. It makes me more aware of how much cute is missing from my life, and of the fact that I myself will never be cute.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 21:09

It could be better, but it's not.

384 This post sucked.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 01:53

I'd rather wish you didn't. This bug is known.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 09:19


387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 09:24


388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 14:54

A Japanese person messaged me on Ace Combat but i didn't recognise any of the kanji, i replied "gomenasai, wakarimasen deshita" and he said "no recipuro", what does that mean?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 14:59

>>388 Never mind, his follow-up message said "no pistonfaita" I understand. Remember I got that German ace pilot's plane, well it's really good and I always blaze away at the top of the scoreboard with it.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 15:59

That's not me.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:11

Not much point in posting any more is there?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:14

Will the fuckwit from 4chan with an underdeveloped frontal lobe and social acceptance issues please stop posting broken HTML tags.

-- mgmt

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:18

unbunp 1/2

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:18

unbunp 2/2

395 This post sucked.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 17:03

I suffer with no perma-shota catboy bf

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 19:28

We all share your pain.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 21:49

I've got swole nodes, bro! Swole nodes!

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 21:55

Those posts sure sucked.

400 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8446 23:24

To buy more guns or ammo before Clinton is in office. That is the question.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 23:33

ammunition would surely be the wiser choice no? I assume you are already well armed if you are asking this question.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 00:25

Stock up on water and food in a case that you survive the first strike, but civil defence falls apart.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 00:27

I'd even agree on full-on furry one.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 00:48

You haven't got your secret mountain hideout set up yet? You fool! You foolish fool!

405 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8447 01:35

I want to diversify my gun portfolio as far as what the gun is chambered in. But I imagine if I'm able to scavenge ammo, I'd also be able to scavenge the guns that the ammo was intended for.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 02:56

It is a great pain we must all bear.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 04:36

You might want to limit yourself to the most popular calibres with good weight/effective power ratio since you would want to carry more. Guns that you don't use will be a dead weight on you. I wouldn't buy a new gun unless it's to arm a friend or a family member in case of emergency... or it is a gun of my dreams.

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 04:59

I don't think you should tell her she doesn't have blood.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 05:06

what is the gun of your dreams, if you have one? genuinely curious.

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 05:32

Lesser of two known evils.

411 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8447 06:06

I already have 3 of the most common (9mm, 12ga, and 7.62x39), but I'm still missing 5.56 and .22lr to cover all the bases. I'd kill for a FAL even though 7.62 NATO is pretty rare.

But yeah arming others is the idea.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 11:32

>>411 I met many people with the Smith and Wesson M&P15, it is a low cost but very reliable AR15 in 5.56
They also make the M&P10 which is an AR10 in .308/7.62x51

I don't know where to get an FAL.

PTR Industries makes a gun from the same era as the FAL. 308/7.62x51 is an option.

For 22LR, avoid the current Marlin 60. Some investment firm bought Marlin and Remington, then decided to cheapen the product quality for a quick buck. The Ruger 10/22 is worth the higher price.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 12:18

It's really strange seeing people discussing guns. Haha, you live with fear in your hearts! Unlucky guys.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 12:22

Sorry I didn't mean to laugh, I really do feel sad about it.

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 14:30

Not really, since AEK-971/A-545 is very uncommon in the army. The laws are strict here, no short barrels, no automatic weapons are allowed for civilians. At best it's either a non-lethal pistol or smooth-bore shotgun after getting a licence. Licence for rifles requires 5 years of smooth-bore ownership.

Aww, poor you getting all sad over the Internet. Inb4 it turns out that you attended the "self-defence" course that taught how to slit unarmed man's throat.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 15:46

>>415 I meant sad as in I feel sorry for you, like seeing a homeless person on the street or starving African children on the TV. It's not really that big a deal.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 17:59

Calm down, nipplehead. We're just observing (and lightly commenting on) a conversation quite alien to those of us not living in the Land of The Free™.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 19:14

I'm not ashamed to admit that I just spent around 30 minutes mashing my keyboard into google translate and seeing what language it autodetects as

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 19:17


in the garden is wwwwwwwwww

-an alien who learned both japanese and english by translating nicopedia articles

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 19:36

Try and create sentences in a language you're not very familiar with, going purely by its English translation. Latin works quite well for this game.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 20:03

O-oh, I'm so sorry for hurting your tiny brittle heart by talking about weapons! I pray you don't lose your sleep over this and sob all night! Guns are so cold, heavy and loud after all, so insensitive...

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 20:20

Why would you have weapons to begin with? You're on /dqn/, clearly you don't go outside, so hunting is out of the question, and based on the way you talk, you're clearly too much of a pussy to kill someone.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 20:22

Listen here, you wee cunt. Let's get this straight first: I am looking down on you. At this and any other point in time, there is nothing you could say condescending enough to belittle me enough that you "win" this pointless little exchange.
Secondly, you should take yourself a little more time to read the posts you are responding to. Yours is an unnecessary overreaction that leaves me with no more than two possibilities about the kind of person you are:

  1. You are defensive about your lifestyle and feel the need to validate yourself at any given opportunity, or in response to anything not in vehement agreement with your views.
  2. You are an angry little person with an abrasive personality who happens to be a Big Scary Man who likes to brag on the internet because he owns legally purchased firearms.

Now I'm off to shoot some things with my unrivaled hatred for anyone who doesn't like America.

424 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8447 21:30

Take a chill pill, man.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 21:43

Jesus Christ! You're insatiable, aren't you?
You butted in on an otherwise perfectly civil convo about guns with your passive-aggressive garbage and — zOMG — got what you craved for! A reply! And another one, because you didn't have enough. Have a third one, mate. Your attention craving and sensitivity is unbelievable.

Captcha: http://i.imgur.com/c22Ii3G.png

426 This post sucked.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8447 22:07

Oh boy, here we go again.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 01:02

Aside from guns, you should consider a proper post-apocalyptic war-proven transport, though: http://webmshare.com/play/ov330

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 01:54

I can't wait for this to be far enough in the past that movies are made about it.

430 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8448 02:22

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 03:00

We have stopped going! Hurrah!

432 This post sucked.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 03:08

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434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 03:21

Lol, I'm a pizza lover too. I've tried other places, but no other places satisfies my cheesy desires like pizza hut does haha. A guilty pleasure of mine is ordering one of their 10$ dinner boxes. Being able to <b>order it online</b> makes it too easy to pass up. It's just one click, and then I can go back to surfing the interwebz ;)

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 03:56

I thought this was one of ctrl+v threads
sigh, I guess business as usual

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 04:17

acid drones & denpa ima fly

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 04:36

jamie hymen

438 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8448 06:09

Mission of Burma: The most 90s sounding band of the 80s.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 08:05

>>421 only >416 was me, and I think you misunderstood what I was getting at, but it's okay.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 11:10

Cute girl wants to be mimikakied by you.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 12:22

Look, you little piece of shit. There may not be a lot we can agree on, but the cheesy deliciousness of pizza hut is one. How about we settle this argument over some of pizza hut's 5$ breadsticks?

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 12:30

>>441 I'm an agreeable sort of chap but I'm afraid I'll have to disagree with you again, Pizza Hut's dough tastes like soap. But there's a hundred other pizzerias we can go to for a date?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 12:52


444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 13:36


445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 13:45

@@@@@Pizza Hut
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446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:06

Toppings in the crust? That sounds too delicious to be true. I wish this wasn't a limited time offer! Luckily I found this cool discount link which I'll let you guys in on: https://order.pizzahut.com/home?pass=dqn

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:32

I read a study that said people who believe that intelligence is designated at birth are more successful, happy people. Especially the ones who were non-altruistic and thought they were better than everyone else. Just giving you guys a heads up :)

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:43

I won't get mad if you link it tho.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 14:49

Nah, I just made it up cause I'm bitter.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 16:18

I don't believe in successful, happy people.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 16:57

I don't believe in happy people.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 17:06

I don't believe in people.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 17:21

I used to be happy and successful, so I know such people exist.

Be nice to rejoin them some day.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 17:58

I don't believe in ponds.

455 This post sucked.

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 18:33

I don't believe in life after love.

457 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-8448 18:33


458 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-8448 18:35


459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 18:36


460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 18:54

( ί ƒŽί) I am happier now.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 18:54


462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 18:55


463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 18:58

<s> test

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 19:06


465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 19:23

Thank you beeps!

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 19:27

C'mon baby! Let's do the twist!

467 This post sucked.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 20:28

The political groups I don't identify with are the source of all of society's perceived problems!

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 21:19

I'm pretty sure the libertarian party is the reason I can't get laid.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 21:31

Thumper is going to be my pick for game of the year, probably.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 21:44

I'm not myself today.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8448 21:44


473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 00:45

This Haiku OS sure is nifty. I just wish it had an actual purpose.

474 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8449 00:50

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 02:00

Sorry for being a bitter asshole yesterday. Here's a study that supports the opposite of what I was saying: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1838571/

476 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8449 02:01

When are we getting a facelift? I wanna see DQN-kun over every post.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 02:03

Well, I guess it's more focused on how people who believe in a fixed intelligence usually have a harder time learning. Not what I was saying which was people who believe in a fixed intelligence are more happy.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 02:07

It's hard not to be racist these days.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 02:46

I know what you mean. When the community comes together at pizza hut, we leave are prejudices behind to enjoy cheap and delicious italian cuisine.
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480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 03:12

That's how I feel about it, and I felt the same about BeOS.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 04:39

Are you hungry?

Why not try some Pringles? It's exquisite cuisine.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 06:36


483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 11:37

What is there to not like about Shii? Sure some browsers use super simplified font that make her look indifferent instead of a small, Mona Lisa-like, smile.

484 Name: Δή·­„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(*OƒŽO)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ݁I : 1993-09-8449 13:29

It lacks the intense, explosive joy of Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ or ( ˃ ƒŽ˂), or the unpretentious, self-effacing simplicity of Captain Obvious or i@EΝEj. (*߁[ί) is just a mild, inoffensive platitude, almost asking to be overlooked. It is the awkward half-smile you make at a joke you don't get but don't want to ask to have explained.

Well I, for one, have had enough. Join me, brave dokyuns! Overthrow the default! Bump the http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1455709646/! You have nothing to lose but your (*߁[ί)s!

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 16:01

When is the imageboard going to get a new defaultname?

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 17:02

Because Shii is the best!

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 17:31

Brianna Wu is sticking up for Ken Bone. Who would have guessed?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 17:47

don't worry, in the end she gets beaten and cannibalized by Brianna Wei

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 18:37

I'm glad /code/ isn't a mess any more and people are using it again. It's much friendlier than /prog/ or progrider or any other programming BBSes.
Thanks bps, if that was you clearing up the spam.

490 This post sucked.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 19:11

I don't get what the big deal is about pizza hut. It's only has the most incredible meals for the most incredible prices.

492 Name: Pizza Hut : 1993-09-8449 19:46

Haha, I feel bad for the gorilla, but that really hit a funny bone :). Keep them coming

493 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8449 20:06

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8449 21:35

Oh god not the lungs NOT THE LUNGS NO

495 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8449 21:47

All this pizza talk is making me crave a Domino's philly cheese steak pan pizza

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 00:55

I access /dqn/ directly and forget about other boards...

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 03:09

You know what you should be doing, so do it.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 03:15

DQN Guide to Making a Cool Halloween Gift
October 19, 2016
Halloween can be a hectic time of the year for your average user of the BBS website 4-ch.net/dqn. Finding gifts for your fellow DQNs can be quite the hassle. This year, save yourself the trouble and follow this easy step by step guide to making a Cool Halloween Gift.
  1. Find an image of your favorite anime character.
  2. I chose Momo for mine (VOΚOV)
  3. Write down your holiday feelings.
  4. When I think of Halloween, I think of ghouls and goblins. Most people might be afraid of this time of year, but I embrace the scariness. When people ask me "Trick or Treat?", I always get a kick out of their reactions when I say "trick" („zΝ„z)ΖΤΖΤ. Of course, I always remember to be practical with my tricks and never hurt anybody. I wish everyone a safe and scary Halloween!
  5. Find some stamps and emojis
  6. You can choose from my set of stamps and emojis here
  7. Make a collage!
  8. Although you are free to be creative, here are some good tips to get you started:
    • Place your anime character in the center of your collage
    • Place your holiday feelings somewhere below your favorite anime character
    • Draw a cute border around your image (you can even add more pictures of your favorite anime character!)
    • Try not to overwhelm your viewer with too many stamps, but also try not to leave too much blank space either
  9. Send your gift as a reply a on DQN
  10. E.g. Hey >>1! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude
That's all there is to it. Have a happy Halloween!!

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 04:12

Whoa, this sounds awfully complicated! Can I just order some pizza?

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 04:14

that was weird, not just because I watched it with my mother but because I completely understand the sensation of being a crab in a bucket trying to drag someone back in because it's lonely at the bottom

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 04:15

regarding Trainspotting

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 04:34

Hey >>499! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 06:23

if i can't be the little girl then at least i can try

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 07:41

>>498 Holidays should only be discussed and prepared for in the month they are are celebrated; say no to Christmas decorations before December, say no to talking about Hallowe'en in September, and definitely no talk of pancakes until Shrove Tuesday.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 10:28

Cute girl waiting warmly for the adoption papers to come through.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 15:32

Can't wait for the heat death of the universe.

507 Name: (*߁[ί)!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8450 15:43

Just today I listened to 65daysofstatic and was reminded of it because of "Heat Death Infinity Splitter" track.

It's going to suck though, you'll need to survive Sun blowing up and inevitable collision with that stupid Andromeda galaxy. So annoying, I want to go to event horizon of a supermassive black hole and skip some time there.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 16:51

It's just a sweaty day.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 17:17

finding out there's a camslut named onyxia only to find out that 12 other people in that thread have already made the slow DPS and by slow i mean FUCKING SLOW joke

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 18:45

I've recently been watching NASCAR and enjoying it. Am I turning into a blue-collar, lowbrow, old man?

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 19:33


512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 20:41

The best ceiling is always the one above your bed.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 20:55

Do green-haired girls really like Pizza Hut that much?

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 21:23

They just really like cheese-kun

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 21:26

the grocery stopped selling wild irish rose, how am i supposed to drink myself to death on 3$ a bottle of probably not turpentine now?

516 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8450 22:18

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8450 22:42

Gonna be a good night, I can feel it.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 00:45

Let it be known that when the android rights movement begins I will be in full support of android "slavery."

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 00:50

Hey >>505! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

520 Name: ( ί ƒŽί) : 1993-09-8451 02:42

I want all my garmonbozia!

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 02:52

Thank you, mr. >>502! I enjoyed your gift wholly!

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 06:28


523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 16:37

Cute girl sighing softly to herself while watching the raindrops running down the windowpane.

524 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8451 19:30

"Classically trained" t-shirts

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 21:08

I think a nice cup of chamomile tea would do us all a lot of good.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 21:12

Or maybe, "It's my garmonbozia and I want it now!

527 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8451 21:33

Be careful not to overdose.

528 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8451 22:34

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 22:42

you can't enlonger the donger

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 23:24

Who let that exploitative nigger in? He probably feels smug that he found a bug everyone knew about. Doubly so because my post sounds angry.

And why did Waha turn out to be such a bad coder?

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8451 23:28

I think I just broke the stupid nespresso machine in my office.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 00:20

Hey >>525! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 01:43

Idea, why don't we start pronouncing DQN like sequin?

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 02:31

brimming with homolust

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 02:34

what do you mean you're not looking forward to reitaisai, aren't you excited about hearing the 9000000000th dubstep arrange of "UN owen was her"?

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 06:20


537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 08:24

I'm not being sarcastic or facetious, that genuinely made me quite happy. GochiUsa is one of my favourite anime. I would gladly sell my soul and spend eternity in perdition just to cuddle Sharo once.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 12:28

do-kyun, onomatopoeia for like a gunshot or a plonker being bonked on the head

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 13:44


540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 15:22

I think dickwin would be mildly uplifting.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 15:32

I still need a costume.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 18:48

Go as Hatsune Miku.

543 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8452 19:30

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8452 22:59

I think ISIS is interesting in that it's a serious 21st century attempt to build an empire. I mean, they collect taxes.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 00:36

It's all over here anyway.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 01:41

It bothers me that I can think like I think a conspiracy theorist would think. As in, maybe the weed lets you see the truth of things and even if I go straight forever I'll always have that nugget of doubt.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 01:56

Unpopular opinion: ISIS is a natural consequence of the national borders in the middle east being drawn with a pencil and a ruler by some British and French fuckheads 1000km away from the ground forcing people who hate each other to live in the same country and splitting up the same people across multiple countries. The solution is to just let them do their thing and kill each other until they find a border that works for everyone or until everyone is dead.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 02:08

ISIS is a consequence of America being a meddlesome piece of shit, that's all.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 04:12

the cool mental disorder/weird mental disorder distinction

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 04:22

>>548 that might be the direct cause, but the ultimate cause is colonial adventures redrawing borders in ass-retarded ways to stick a bunch of people who hate each other in the same country.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 04:52

No, colonial adventures are the cause of those anti white man sentiment in the West. Or ideas like "decolonisation of science" as witnessed by a recent video from "safe space" in some SA uni.

ISIS, however, is, just as >>548 said, a consequence of America being a meddlesome piece of shit. They had sectarian violence over whoever is real successor of the prophet centuries ago. ISIS, however, follows their how-to book literally - and no, you don't want to let them do their thing, because they will use their victory to promote following the book to a word across the Muslim world.

And stop trying to shift the blame to some other country, Arab spring and it's consequences are America's fault.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 06:19

Check out Thad McKraken. You might like what he writes.

Captcha: thepube

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 08:01

>>551 if insisting that people look at the bigger picture rather than tunnel vision the past 15 years is "shifting the blame" then sure. I have no idea what you are even talking about in the first sentence but it seems largely irrelevant so I am just going to ignore it.

>They had sectarian violence over whoever is real successor of the prophet centuries ago.

Not just in Iraq but across the middle east national borders are all kinds of fucked up and it's directly traceable to the legacy of western colonialism. Sunnis and Shiites who've spent the past 14 centuries murdering the shit out of each other were suddenly forced to cooexist as "Iraqis", meanwhile 30 million Kurds were split up between 4 different countries.

I'm not particularly making a value judgement against colonialism there. But when there was a strong, central authority like the British or Saddam or the Americans there to force all these disparate people who fucking hate each other to stop blowing themselves up for a bit it might have been peaceful but as soon as that strong authority left, so did the peace. If it hadn't been ISIS it would have been someone else, and even if you destroy ISIS it'll just be someone else in a few more years as long as that power vacuum isn't filled.

As long as people who want nothing to do with each other are forced to exist under the same artificial state because their ancestors happened to live on one side of a line drawn on a map 90 years ago by some guy in London, and on and as long as American politicians continue to force their fetish for the status quo and straight lines on a map onto the rest of the world, the region will probably continue to be a violent hellhole wracked by sectarian violence. ISIS is only a symptom of a larger problem.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 13:40

durka durka durka

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 17:35


>No, colonial adventures are the cause of those anti white man sentiment in the West

Or you know, a world shaping event that spanned centuries might have more than just one consequence.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 17:44

Not if we can blame it on Whitey!

557 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-8453 18:03

I will destroy DQN inshallah

558 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8453 18:38

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 18:47

Not even the first time I've decided to crossdress while solving differential equations.

Also, holy shit, I look pretty cute dressed as a girl.

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 21:58

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 22:01

Sounds like a good way to earn money on one of those streaming sites, crossdress and do math.

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 22:55

I do.

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 23:00

How I Got From "Just be yourself" To "Just kill yourself" in Twenty Minutes Flat

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8453 23:23

I never thought of that, but maybe you're right. I wonder if I could make enough to fund a PhD...

565 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8453 23:24

Damn, we never got part 2 of Cool Candy Cave

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 08:55

still working on it

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 12:00

Goodbye, real life.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 12:02

What do normal people think about?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 12:46

Probably about getting some shiny new thing they can barely afford - let alone need - or some new clothes.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 13:46

They think, "What do normal people think about?"

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 14:29

I'm so tired of custom thumbnails on youtube, all those gross, retarded "reaction faces" with over-exaggerated emotions.

Seriously, what happened to the good old plain smile? Why does it have to be nothing short of mouth getting pulled apart by hooks? Why does it have to be jaw so agape, it's almost hitting knees? Why does a frown involve so many contracted muscles, the face looks like an anus?

572 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8454 16:45

Where are you going to be publishing it

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 19:07

I wish this fucking cough would go away.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 19:35

Hey >>570! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 21:25

Lucky him...

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 21:42

Quill your shelf.

577 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8454 22:26

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 22:29

You and me bro, monkey movie marathon.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8454 23:03

Oh ah yeah yea sure.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 00:30

I'm down

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 00:34

I'm thinking clown is the way to go. And then if everyone else does it that just adds to the effect.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 03:48

Hey >>574! I liked your post, and wanted to give you this https://files.catbox.moe/4qn8ay.png R(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 08:10

>>581 A few people have told me if anyone dressed as a clown comes near them, they will get a punch in the face (in light of the recent clown attacks)

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 11:11

Cute girl in non-Euclidean geometry.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 12:18

If I had to guess, I'd say attacks against clowns are more common than attacks by clowns. But yeah, bad Halloween idea.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 14:53

Police actually issued recommendations to clowns in gun-dense areas so they avoid getting shot.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 17:04

never liked clowns.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 17:30

Baneposting is at least partially a manifestation of an old joke, the idea that literary analysis is so bullshit that it could find meaning in literally anything.

>For example, only analyzing the conflicts within the Plane Scene would encompass at least the battle between good vs evil, terrorism vs the CIA, big vs small, master plan vs flight plan, control vs chaos etc.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 17:35

GCSE english lit was just 2 years of me repeating "yes dear, very insightful, but what if the author wasn't as clever as you think you're making yourself sound, and just wanted to write a story?" internally.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 20:01

i want a garden where there are no colors

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8455 21:37

I don't dislike my housemate, but from a utilitarian point of view I think he should die.

592 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8455 22:35

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 00:02

convinced there have been actual literal fist fights between the "alte hexe" and "alter keks" factions

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 00:54

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 02:11

Halloween is sure going to be fun with all these clowns running about.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 07:38

I always go out for dinner on Halloween to avoid the tiny sugar fiends at my door.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 08:57

For Haloween I stay home and close all windows. If someone knock the door I pretend to not be here. Fuck Halloween!

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 09:06

Do you live inside of a pyramid?

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 11:40

Well, this is nice.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 16:28

I have shitton of work but I don't wanna doooo iiiiit

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 17:46

I need to masturbate today. What a pain

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 19:59

I just want to snuggle.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 20:50

I just want to punch you in the nuts.

Nothing personal, you understand.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 21:00

I just want to smuggle.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 22:13


606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8456 23:00


607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 01:31


608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 03:08

fuck you

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 04:56

... Inside the room is a large collection of pick up advice, which the man is free to consult. A woman passes messages through a mail slot...

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 05:08

I wish we all live in 3D worlds with 3D smiles

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:26

In the land of the autists, the man with aspergers is king.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:37

stop laughing you fucking hyena (E🔔E)

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 11:49

A girl wearing odd socks can be a very cute thing indeed.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 13:45

inferiority complex - A persistent sense of inadequacy or a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness through overcompensation.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 19:23

Finally talked to her. She's a ditz.

What a letdown.

616 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8457 19:42

Chemistry is really all about taking it easy

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 21:01

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about chemistry to dispute it!

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 21:04

All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 23:17

Hey >>610! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8457 23:51

where's the kyary pamyu pamyu x sophie collab ffffuck

621 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8458 00:23

Giant step each day

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 00:28


623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 00:46

I lied, I'm not actually working on it...OTL

but I do want to write part 2 eventually!! I'll publish in the next DQN zine.

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 02:04


625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 04:30

<insert story about randomly and partially populated arrays of pointers, zero-indexing, the left shift operator, and intermittent segfaults>

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 06:59

Homo Spiritualized

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 07:40

I am acutely aware that time is important and that I must plan, but I don't know what to plan. A year from now I will be thinking "Oh no, if only I had planned and implemented said plan, I would be in a much better place than I am now."

Now I know how the man who decided how many toothbrushes to make in the USSR felt.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 07:56

>>627 Plans only open the door to disappointment, it's better to act impulsively, with the determination to always push harder and harder.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 09:21

I thought with one ball gone my scrotum might shrink down a bit but nah, it's like a golf ball rolling around in a pillowcase down there

its fuckin weird tbh

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 10:08

Cute girl sleepily poking her head out from under the duvet, then, through her dishevelled hair and half-closed eyelids there's a flash of recognition as she remembers that real life sucks, before she rolls over and goes back to sleep.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8458 20:36

Cute girl learning a new DVCS.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 01:26

ugly girl hates cute girl, becomes radical feminist to channel that powerful sexual frustration into societal destruction

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 01:27

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus Has no PRESENTS. Has no PRESENCE.
In the FUTURE.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 02:33

Medieval peasant who thought a clumsy girl would be moe as a wife now dying of thirst because she broke all his water jugs

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 13:41

Please stay safe if you are brave to dress as a clown. It's like a horror movie with roles reversed, it's like playing as a clown in Space Station 13: http://www.fox5ny.com/news/211554091-story

What did America do to screw up the image of clowns so much and instil fear of them in the heart of an average citizen?

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 15:14

the clowns did that to themselves...I know I was always freaked out by them when I was young, but it's down to an uneasy buzz now

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 16:56

An obese child has slipped and fallen into a well. She luckily managed to grab the barbell lying across its mouth, but her grip is slipping and she's moments from death. I show up, muscles bulging through my tank top. "Need a lift?"

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 19:12

ugly girl deciding to FtM to fit in better

639 Name: 🔔 : 1993-09-8459 21:43

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8459 22:01

Hey >>599! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 01:41

Maybe you could include it in the booklet cover of the next DQN Electronics laserdisc?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 01:55

What a weird movie. Everything was covered in dirt, dust, and water

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 02:31

Here, in Europe, I was annoyed of their antics, not scared by them. It wasn't a fear of the clowns but rather a fear of getting chosen to be dragged to the stage which would likely involve "I don't wanna", having to go anyway and making a fool of myself in front of the laughing crowd — and, worse, in front of my friends and family.

I have never got picked.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 09:33

You could easily imagine a chaotic good paladin. Basically Batman except you beat the shit out of demons and necromancers wherever you find them. Paladins get a bad rap because most rule systems make them fucking gay as hell.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 12:08

an rpg without player choice is just a glorified book

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 12:21

How much time and money would be saved worldwide if everyone knew simple shortcuts, even basic ones like ctrl-backspace? It would probably be the end of the 40-hour work week.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 13:36

If I have a fourth night with less than 4 hours of sleep, my brain will shut down.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 19:25

>>645 Nothing wrong with that?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 19:51

Cute girl at kumoricon frustrated at the lag on the stepmania machine

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 20:22

Lots of people have pointed out that the alignment system is dumb, that L/C and G/E aren't treated as properly orthogonal by the rules, blah blah blah. I'd like to propose something different.

Back before the eAf, D&D had just Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic. This was taken directly from Weird Tales-esque fiction, significantly Moorcock. The alignments were directly embedded into the settings of those stories, though: there were tangible (well, sometimes) forces of Law and Chaos at work, and heroes were often servants of one of the other, willingly or not. Good and Evil were complex shades of relativism and perspective, Law and Chaos weren't. This worked, because lots of DMs wanted to run those sorts of settings and the liked those rules.

Sometime before the eAf, a Good-Evil axis was added. I've never seen an authoritative reason for why, but my private suspicions are that the games at the time, which were huge, multi-group affairs, wanted to use alignment as a way of distinguishing individual factions of players, and L/N/C wasn't enough. This way, G/N/E would represent a character's individual motivation, and L/N/C would represent how that character was being used by destiny (partially affected, of course, by the character's own desires).

Most games these days don't use Moorcockian settings, and instead leave alignment to be a rough approximation of personality. This leads to bizarre arguments over whether Robin Hood was Lawful (for sticking to a personal code) or Chaotic (for choosing a code that differs from the local legal authority's), and to whether one's alignment changes when crossing international borders.

The upshot, I think, is that paladins' alignment restrictions make perfect sense, but only if you have a setting in which alignment directly means gserves THIS higher power, intentionally or noth, and in which those higher powers happen to be labelled LG. In that situation, for example, falling makes perfect sense: it's not so much that the paladin is being punished for not toeing the line as that, through whatever circumstances (intentional or not), the character's destiny is no longer moving in the direction LG wants it to go, and it makes sense for LG to cut losses. (Of course, that's still not a very fun mechanic for the way today's games are played, where players are supposed to have personal connections to every character they play and write up a backstory and blah blah blah.)

A Batman-like paladin, in such a Moorcockian setting, would be a perfect candidate for a semi-willing servant of a paladin-sponsoring entity. But, since alignments operated in scales of conflicts far beyond human understanding, you could easily have situations in which Law says gActually, as part of our final endgame, Robin needs to die right here, so your healing powers are temporarily revoked. Good job punching those demons, though!h.

(Of course, the best thing would be for DMs to alter the rules they use in order to thematically support the setting they want to run. Alignments would usually be the first thing to go.)

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 20:34

I have been programming all day and I have also had rather some rum and I'm still going strong. Today is a Fucking

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 21:41

Go find yourself.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8460 23:22

>>652 I'm right where I last left me.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 04:20

irreparably lonely

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 04:48

you gotta do the cooking by the book

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 06:07

""If the numbers go up werr having more fun

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 10:42

>>650 I don't have anything to add but I wanted you to know that I read this post and enjoyed it very much, thank you.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 13:26

Your dick can't even get hard enough to please your woman, yet you get turned on by watching me fuck her in front of you? You're pathetic. Now watch and jack off like the sorry excuse for a man that you are as I give your wife pleasure beyond anything she has ever dreamed of. She will beg for more and more of my alpha god cock. The blood of a thousand generations of sex legends will course through my hot, throbbing, perfectly sculpted member as it pumps life juice into your beloved's womb. Then with the force of a linear activator it will continue to thrust unholy pleasure into every orifice of her shivering flesh, permeating her innards, joining us together as a single entity, Armilus; her sweet vaginal folds will widen to envelop me, and the glorious junction of our carnal desire will shatter the skies. The earth will split in twain and from the foul sulfurous depths will arise a slithering army of impish roachmen. Darkness is law. Bow to your Lord. Bow and cum.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 16:56

Cat got bored of its own body heat and decided to siphon mine instead. Adorable shitbag.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 17:51

I want you to picture in your mind's eye a cute girl. But not just any cute girl; the absolute cutest girl you can conceive of. This is no trivial task, so let's take it one step at a time.

We will begin by picturing her face. By way of guidance, the facial features most commonly identified as cute include large eyes, a small mouth and nose, a large forehead, and rounded cheeks and chin. This is only guidance, however; you should imagine whatever you find cutest. Once you have an approximate face, consider her hair; the way the hair frames the face makes a large difference. There are many possible ways for a cute girl to wear her hair, so be sure to consider the full range of possibilities, considering length, colour, if/how it is tied up, symmetry/asymmetry, and if/how it covers parts of the face or ears. It is advised that you visualise several possibilities (say, at least five) before settling on one as the cutest.

Next, you should consider the details and accessories: the colour of her eyes, whether or not she wears glasses, whether she has anything in her hair (e.g. hairbands/ties, or flowers). Once you have a cute face settled, picture her smiling. Not just a single smile, but the full range of expression, from the self-conscious half-smirk to the toothy grin, to full on laughter.

Of course, a cute girl is more than just a disembodied head. Next, we will consider the rest of her body. First, visualise her general body structure and proportions. Beginning with her torso, consider how thin or plump she is, and how well defined her hips, waist and breasts are. Then consider how long and how thin her arms and legs are in relation to her torso, and how large her head is in relation to the rest of her body. Again, the details are important: spend some time considering the relative size, shape and thickness of her hands and feet.

Now that she has a body, we must consider her clothing. Similarly to the hair, given the sheer range of possibilities, you are advised to take your time and visualise several different outfits. There are many details that can be varied: consider the length of her dress/skirt/shorts/trousers and how much of her legs are visible; similarly with how long her sleeves are. Consider jewellery, footwear, scarves, mittens, and all the countless other potentially cute things she could be wearing. Deciding what outfit is cutest is likely to take some time; move on to the next part only when you are ready.

At this point we should reiterate that we are considering a cute girl, not a cute doll. She is to be visualised as an actual person, with actions and movements and a will of her own. To accomplish this, and to further her cuteness, we will now visualise this cute girl doing something cute. The exact activity is not important, so much as the motivation behind it and how she experiences it. The activity should be something which evokes ideas of youth and fun. It should be something which regular (uncute) adults, in general, do not do, or at least do not do for leisure (for instance, cooking). Creative pursuits are ideal for our purposes.

You should spend at least a minute visualising your cute girl doing this cute thing in as much detail as possible. Take a deep breath and close your eyes, if it helps. Picture how her body moves as she performs the activity. Picture her facial expression, and how it might change to match her mood as the activity progresses. Imagine what might be going through her mind as she becomes ever more engrossed in what she is doing.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 17:51

Until now, our visualisation exercise has been entirely disconnected from you, the visualiser, apart from indirectly integrating your personal ideals with respect to cuteness. From here, the experience will become more personal. (As an aside: at this point, as she is a fairly well defined concept, you may, at your own discretion, choose to give her a name. It goes without saying that her name should be as cute as she is).

Now, imagine the cute girl looking up from whatever activity she has been performing until now and noticing you. You are not a stranger to her; she knows and loves you. It is likely the first thing she will do is to greet you. Consider how she addresses you: is it by name, or by some other affectionate term (such as "papa" or "onii-chan")? Picture simultaneously what nonverbal cues she gives to express how happy she is to see you. These may be subtle (e.g. eyes widening, or dropping something she was holding as part of the activity) or not so subtle (e.g. running over and hugging you).

Once you have greeted one another, you should picture yourselves interacting in some way. If appropriate, it could simply be continuing the activity she was performing earlier, but together this time. It should be something reasonably intimate. Possibilities include holding hands and going for a walk, or snuggling up close to one another under a blanket while watching TV, or one of you performing mimikaki on the other. It is here cautioned that visualising anything sexual is likely to run counter to the goals of this exercise.

In order to increase the intimacy and immediacy of the situation, you may imagine yourselves having a conversation. Try telling her how your day has been, and asking how hers was. Picture how she responds, both verbally and nonverbally. In general, you should simply act as you naturally would in this situation. Imagining natural speech from another person can be difficult, and may feel like you are putting words in her mouth. If you have difficulty with this, it is advised that you stick to nonverbal communication, such as smiling, laughing and cuddling.

You should now take a moment to acknowledge your own emotional response to this situation. Being this close to a cute girl who clearly loves you is almost certainly, over all, a pleasurable experience, but your emotions may not be entirely positive. You may have felt some sense of awkwardness initially; hopefully this has subsided by now. You may feel jealousy that you cannot be as cute as she is. You may feel guilty, on the basis that she couldn't love you for what you truly are, and if she does love you it must be that you are deceiving her in some way. You should acknowledge these feelings, if applicable, as real and significant parts of the experience, but after acknowledging them you should set them aside and focus on the moment. The only strong feelings you should have are those evoked by her cuteness.

You should continue this visualisation for as long as it continues to be enjoyable to you. You are encouraged to try multiple different activities with her, and see what works and what doesn't. Do not concentrate on reading this text; instead, close your eyes, take a few deep breaths, and lie down if you think it will help. You should move on to the next paragraph only once you are ready to finish the exercise.

All good things must come to an end. It is now time to say goodbye to your cute girl and move on. As she loves you, naturally, she is unhappy to see you go, but she understands and sympathises. Besides verbally saying your farewells, you should also give one another one last hug, or perhaps kiss her on the forehead; whatever feels right to you. Once you have parted, spend a few moments remembering her: her behaviour and mannerisms, her voice, her clothing, and her face. Then you can clear your mind and return to your own body and where you presently are, reading this.

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 17:51

Now that we have successfully constructed a cute girl from first principles, what remains is to deconstruct the experience and see what we can learn from it. This process will take the form of a series of questions to guide your reflection. Though some might be considered "leading" questions, they are not intended to force you towards any particular conclusions; only to offer a range of possible interpretations and meanings that could be drawn. It is advised that you spend a few seconds on each.

  • What parts of the visualisation did you find easiest/most difficult? Why?
  • What parts of the visualisation did you find most/least enjoyable? Why?
  • Did you already have pre-existing set ideas about what constitutes cuteness? If so, did this exercise challenge those ideas in any way?
  • During the initial conception of the cute girl, did cute girls you have seen in existing media or real life consciously or subconsciously affect the appearance of the girl you chose to visualise?
  • This exercise took a reductionist approach to cuteness, building up the cute girl one aspect at a time, and maximising the cuteness of each aspect in isolation. Was this appropriate and/or effective? Is the cuteness of a cute girl the sum of the cuteness of her aspects, or is it a gestalt phenomenon?
  • Did you find the visualisation exercise relaxing or comforting in any way? If so, might it, or some part of it, be of use to you in the future?
  • What was it about the cute activity that the cute girl was performing alone that made it cute? Would it still feel cute if you were to perform it yourself?
  • In what way was the interaction phase different to simply picturing the cute girl in isolation? Would your response to the exercise have been different if there had been no interaction with the cute girl at all?
  • During the interaction phase, it is cautioned that sexual thoughts are likely to run counter to cuteness. Do you agree? What relationship, if any, is there between cuteness and sexuality?
  • Cuteness evokes many of the same feelings as beauty, and the two have much in common, being primarily visual, subjective, pleasing properties of things or people. What relationship, if any, is there between cuteness and beauty? Is cuteness a type of beauty?
  • Cuteness is often linked to youth and innocence. What relationship, if any, is there between cuteness and nostalgia? Could it be considered a form of vicarious nostalgia for times of youth?
  • Cuteness has been explained in terms of evolutionary pressures towards caring for offspring. Do you agree? Is this perspective sufficient to explain all aspects of cuteness, including its social context?
  • Have you considered, or would you now consider, seeking contact with one or more cute girls in real life? Would you seek them as a friend, or a lover, or a daughter, or something else?
  • Have you considered, or would you now consider, attempting to be more cute yourself in real life?
  • What does cuteness mean to you, personally?

Thank you for taking the time to participate in this exercise. I hope it has been of interest to you. If you feel comfortable doing so, please share a brief description of the cute girl you visualised, and your personal thoughts on this experience.

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 18:52

Hey >>653! I liked your post, and wanted to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8461 21:13

>>660-662 I tried this but I just kept picturing Mimori Suzuko

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 01:39

Is this what hope feels like?

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 03:55

Hey >>665! I liked your post, and wanted to give you this R(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 17:02

Uber sent me some sweet bread, cool.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 18:33

If your side can only win by lying and cheating, you're on the wrong side.

669 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8462 19:30

Paisley is gonna make a comeback

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 20:06

After seeing this post the phrase got stuck in my head for a few days, with the feeling that I'd heard it somewhere. I finally realised today: it's from ‚Θ‚Θ‚Π‚η's song ƒVƒƒƒbƒ^[ƒXƒs[ƒh, isn't it? But I'm pretty certain it's •\ξ, not —c—.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 20:30

What would happen if DC Comics made an Aquaman movie and had an enormous budget to make it?

Would people who aren't into comics start viewing Aquaman as a badass, instead of a lame joke?

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 21:24

Hey everyone! I liked all of your posts, and I'd like to give you thisR(*LƒΦM*)) as a token of my gratitude. It's been a lot of fun making cool Halloween gifts for you guys! I hope you had fun too. Have a happy Halloween!

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 22:05

Well, the latest DC Comics movies were huge jokes with enormous budgets.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8462 22:50

i@OΝOjI love you >>672

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 00:53

But that's both sides. The only ethical choice is not competing?

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 02:12

I wonder why "flaccid" always seems to have a negative connotation. I never see it used in a positive way.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 03:23

Out of simple personal interest, I've cozied up with the side that doesn't consider me the source of all evil simply because I was born with pale skin and a dick.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 12:27


>I'm pretty certain it's •\ξ, not —c—.

it is, I just enjoy the image of nanahira as a voyeuristic lolicon

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 15:09

Find a new Overwatch team obviously.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 17:25

What an exciting place! Every day, a new smell!

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 18:12

It's not even funny how in need of a hug I am right now.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8463 22:28

Only a year and a half until September 9000th! I can't wait, the 7000th and 8000th were so much fun.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 00:07

The deeper I stare into the body of knowledge, the less I know. :)

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 02:21

I wish I could send virtual hugs.@(;Θ;)

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 08:56

>>676 back when i used to browse /d/ a lot there was the occasional thread for it, so i guess that isn't exuberantly positive but there were clearly those who got off to it

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 09:44

my normal escapism isn't escapey enough anymore and life is still awful, what do I do

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 11:54

what about vidya gaem?

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 14:34

I don't wanna kill myself, I just wanna cease existing

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 15:01


690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 15:05

If there's a God I'm gonna punch him in the fucking dick when I meet him. Can I just have one goddamn nice thing in my life? Evey time I try to bring myself out of this shitbucket the universe itself sends lobsters to drag me the fuck back in.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 15:17

of all the things that "make gen" could have autocompleted to, how did google know I wanted "make gensokyo great again"

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 19:05

I thought the metaphor was about crabs, not lobsters.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 19:09

I love it when my wrist gets all sweaty under my bracelets, I just can't stop sniffing my sweaty wrist!

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8464 20:10

I got my first badge on a github project!

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 05:49

Now I want pizza but no one delivers at 2 am. Death and suffering.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 11:29

rets nyaa

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 12:11

My feet are super cold.

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 17:45

Yay Cubs!

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 18:16

Nobunaga scores the martial victory over the Canadian premiere, but Justin "if you kill your enemies, they win" Trudeau claims the overall victory by taking the moral high ground.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 19:09

I smell like I sound: of gravel.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 20:04

Networking is for dweebs. I prefer to already know everybody.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8465 23:17

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 00:04

Nobody wants to be around me, least of all myself.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 04:21


705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 06:23

Lazy Town

706 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8466 08:39

Old world monkeys issue of Zoobooks

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 09:39

You don't even know me,
you say that I'm not livin' right
You don't understand me,
so why do you judge my life?

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 16:22

Every day it seems that night is further and further away.
All I want is for bedtime to come already.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 17:12

life is a meaningless void, I want to die

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 17:27

life is a meaningless void, but i don't want to die.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 19:53

life is not a meaningless void, I want to die (3/4)

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 20:13

Now that we've come full circle and a tory politician just called playing The Sex Pistols on air a "politically correct" decision, can we just admit that the whole PC shit is nothing but buzzwords now?

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 20:14

life is not a meaningless void, but i don't want to die. (3.5/4)

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 21:56

Huh? What was the context?

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 22:42

What's the extra half permutation? Life might be a meaningless void, I may or may not want to die?

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 22:52

die meaningless want to don't, to life a is void

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 23:27

life may be a meaningless void, but as long as I'm here, I'm going to enjoy what I can of it.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8466 23:43

Life is hella meaningless, sure, but I wouldn't really call it a void as such. I'd rather not die any time soon, but I have generally accepted my own mortality and won't fight death when it comes.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 04:35

Life is only meaningless until you assign a meaning to it. Meaning comes from within.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 06:56


721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 09:30

>>712 You silly billy, the Tory MP said they should play God Save The Queen (the English national anthem) and the people on the show were like yeah okay dickhead and played the Sex Pistols' song of the same name

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 12:43

( ˃ „D˂) GOD SAVE THE QUEEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amVgBmyTpho

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 13:12

Maybe if I just cut off all his limbs... No, he'd still make too much noise screaming.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 14:15

psychiatry is evil and it disturbs me how people have little regard for their own minds

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 15:38

Humans are so ignorant and weak. When will humans learn?

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 15:43

>>718 Even if it came tomorrow? It doesn't bother me so much that I'll die one day, but I want to experience as much as I can before that. I hope technology will advance to the point where humans can live until they are sick of it and only decide to go when they are ready.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 16:14

Humans are such easy prey

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 18:39

What's the equivalent of a weeaboo but instead of Japanese they wished they were Russian?

729 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8467 18:49

Russo-boo, Rusaboo, Russiaboo, Russophile, etc

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 20:51

More like the BEST label!

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 20:54

Voice search on my android tv has suddenly just given up and doesn't even bother pretending it's heard what I'm saying.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8467 20:59

What's a pretty rainbow? 🌈

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 00:15

I'm empty inside, so fill me up, Onii-chan!

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 00:40

Here's what I'm thinking today. In my heart of hearts, I want to be kind and nice, and I want those around me to be kind and nice. I feel like I've been told before that this is just naive. I feel like I've been told that people will step on me given the opportunity. Everyone's kindness is just a mask for their true desires. I feel like I've been told that I should step on others before I get stepped on. But if everyone is like this, then does that make me an anomaly for wishing for something else? Or is this something that a lot of people desire before they learn how cruel the world is? If there are naive people out there like this, then maybe I could surround myself with them.

735 This post sucked.

736 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8468 06:27

5 straight weeks of crab legs for Saturday night dinner.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 06:29

we have failed to destroy all foreign sauces.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 08:29

This is basically the hippie movement in a nutshell. You could try going to Burning Man or one of its many offshoots and see how you like it. Although there's plenty of phonies, hipsters, and drug addicts at Burning Man, I've heard there are also a surprising number of people who are genuinely kind and selfless. Maybe you can find some like-minded people and start a commune together. And have hot orgies. Good luck, post pix

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 18:17

Will do!

740 Name: Diphenhydramine 50mg : 1993-09-8468 19:57

How many of these would it take to kill me?

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 20:13

Playing PC vidya on my tv via nvidia game stream
Fallout 4 ain't so great because wifi, but Bastion ran fine

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 21:05

As best I can tell, the LD50 is around 500mg/kg in rats, and probably somewhat less in humans. Assuming you have average (~80kg) body mass, in theory it would take 800 pills (40g) to have a 50% chance of killing you; to have any sense of certainty you'd probably want at least twice that.

In reality, no matter how many pills you take, the most likely result is just some combination of throwing up, passing out, having a seizure and having to get your stomach pumped. Swallowing pills is extremely ineffective as a suicide method and rarely works (~2% success rate). You'd have much better luck with firearms or hanging, so long as you don't mind the risk of permanent brain damage.

More information on diphenhydramine toxicity here; more information on success rates of different suicide methods here. Hope that helps.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 21:22

That was blunt but informative. Are you one of the DQNs who attempted suicide?

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 22:10

I spent most of my childhood and teens seriously depressed and isolated, and spent quite a lot of time fantasising about suicide. It was more of a form of escapism or comfort (if things get too much, there's always an easy way out) rather than an actual desire, though. I never made concrete plans or any actual attempts.

These days my life is a lot better, and I have a better perspective on these things. I'm not even against suicide in the abstract; I'd take a utilitarian point of view and say that if the total suffering of the system is decreased by your suicide (i.e. your current and anticipated suffering from continuing to live is greater than the anticipated suffering caused by your suicide) then it's fine by me. Life is not something sacred that has to be maintained at all costs. Just bear in mind that in practice, simply by virtue of the fact that most people have a family, it's highly likely that your suicide will cause more suffering than it solved.

On the other hand, the idle brooding over suicide from my childhood (and, I suspect, >>740) is wholly counterproductive and should definitely be avoided. Successful suicide requires an extremely strong desire to die. The very fact that you, right now, are sitting here reading this rather than already hanging from a noose is proof enough that you will never actually succeed at suicide. Just give up on the idea and focus on trying to improve your life instead. Shikata ga nai.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 23:14


>start a commune

Why start a commune when you can throw a full communist revolution?
Just kill everyone who opposes for being filthy capitalists who aren't kind enough.
I'm sure it will work out fine.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 23:22

It's weird that you're very close to describing me. Like, does daydreaming a lot about suicide suggest that you may be depressed? Did I know that while I was daydreaming? Should I remember when I stopped?

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8468 23:55

I too hate when people don't wish to participate in our society. You know they must be plotting to destroy are capitalist values.

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 00:26


749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 00:44

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc@Individualism ! Individualism !

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 03:32

Why do moms have to die?

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 05:22

When their child dies they stop becoming moms.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 10:36

That's a good point actually

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 15:01

I used to think that crying was a useless activity. But whenever I finally broke down and stopped preventing myself from crying, it was extremely pleasurable. I never understood what catharsis was until then.

754 This post sucked.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 16:40

I've been going out in the woods and getting high and realizing things about myself a lot recently. College is what I expected.

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 17:11

Cuddling. Just cuddling.

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 17:13

At the very least, you can find solace on the idea that normal people don't do bad shit just because, and they are looking to obtain something good for themselves or their loved ones.

Most people live justifying their bad acts all the time, and behave as victims of their own circumstances and nobody really wants to be "the bad guy".

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 18:32

Ah yes, normal people. The class of goody two-shoes who have never thought for themselves. Us abnormals are special in that we can't be mind controlled by media. They think they're the good guys, but really they're just delusional. Us abnormals know the truth, and if that makes us the bad guys then so be it. It's us vs them.

We know this is all true because we've all experienced it first hand. Our personal experience is a clear window into the nature of this world. We've seen these filthy normals on tv. We've overheard their conversations. We've even met a large amount of them in person. Our beliefs have only been reaffirmed by these encounters.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 18:42

I'm glad we're on the same page.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 20:02

Yeah, I cucked him. Cucked him something fierce.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 20:54

Leave or not leave, live or not live. Screw memories.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8469 23:54

High quality postage.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 12:33

You know, this seems like a nice time to have lentil soup

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 13:50

Cute girl who prefers Tetris to human interaction.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 16:15

It will be as if a million screechy lispy voices whined out in terror and suddenly couldn't even.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 19:55

Goshpizza hut

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 20:01

Golly gosh

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8470 20:02

I recently read an eromanga wherein a man convinces a girl to have sex with him by performing ventriloquism using his penis. Never mind self-pleasure, a lot of eromanga is worth reading just for the absurd, beautifully contrived plots.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 02:32

hahahahahaha check the #imwithher twitter feed they're suffering near fatal spaz attacks hahahahahahahahaha

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 02:59

I voted for Hillary. Don't like either of them. I don't claim to know a lot about politics, but I read through their positions on one of those comparison websites, and I agreed more with Hillary than with Trump. I didn't do much research on the third party candidates, but I probably should have. I don't think I'll be too upset whoever wins. I'm more concerned about who is running for political offices in my state.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 04:22

Fucking Florida has been at 96% for an hour now. This is worse than updating Windows.

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 04:28

>>770 That's the way you should feel, and in a proper republic, you'd be right. Unfortunately, there's way too much concentrated power in DC along with all the corruption that goes with power.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 04:51

I'm going to see how long I can go without finding out who wins. I probably won't last longer than 9:30 AM tomorrow.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 05:59

Yeah i really love the ones where the character is a giant. The way they kiss is by placing the other person inside their mouth and bouncing them around with their tongue. I have a problem when it comes to overdosing on eromanga. I made a list of all the obscure tags that I thought were humorous. Hara-pan, drugs, growth, salvia.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 07:29

The absolute madman!

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 08:33


777 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8471 09:50

Memes into dreams

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 13:13

Bob Dole '96

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 16:08

Only some anime fans believe that the election was decided by an ancient god of chaos, summoned through a random number generator. A lot are just joking.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 16:38

sauce code
straight from the sauce

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 17:13

I love calculus and want to kiss and marry calculus.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 17:52

Next day after 20XX elections. One DQN asks another, "How do I emigrate to Germany?"

uƒAƒtƒŠƒJv replies the other.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 20:59

I got a rootkit. I'm more embarrassed than mad.

784 This post sucked.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8471 22:26

Poll: Where is Canada?
1) I don't know.
2) I don't care.

786 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8471 23:42

Is this what gets leftists to finally understand the importance of the second amendment?

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 03:26

fucking drama queens all over the goddamn internet

788 This post sucked.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 04:27

Some people just need to feel like they are in control.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 05:48

One space after a sentence or two? You decide!

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 05:50

The best possible ending is that Trump is a terrible literal Hitler president and Scott Adams fulfills his promise of assassinating him. Or maybe just the most entertaining ending.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 10:07

clumsily upended his bowl of popcorn and said THANKS ME

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 13:32

Form opinions around a desired image. Strong opinions for strong people. If you want to be unique, call others sheeple.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 14:09

Aww the latest episode of Flip Flappers made tears stream down my cheeks

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 14:09

I know, I know I've let you down.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 17:21

I don't get people who leave dirty clothes or miscellaneous junk on their beds. How can you sleep next to a pair of socks? It's ridiculous.

797 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8472 18:26

He types with a limp wrist

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 20:19

Cute girl wants to be ‚ΰ‚Σ‚ΰ‚Σed until she's ‚Ϋ‚©‚Ϋ‚©.

799 Name: (*߁[ί)!7bHZaoTMAE : 1993-09-8472 20:33

One, unless you're using a typewriter. Unless you have some aversion to automatic typesetting?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 20:52

Worth looking forward to.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 23:00

I don't think much of these lyrics.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 00:15

The hoebe joebes

803 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8473 00:36

Not happening. Since he endorsed Trump later on, he will most likely get assassinated by a Hillary supporter just as he predicted.

804 This post sucked.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 07:23

Personality is basically a vector with n components, n being a large number of fictional characters. As you get to know someone, you establish an idea of their personality based on their distance to key figures.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 12:29

I think you're full of shit, old man!

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 14:59

I'm the fun police. Just checking in to make sure you guys aren't having any fun.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 16:41

The spider living in my bathroom is truly a beautiful specimen. It moves with such stately, deliberate grace. Its slender legs radiate out from its smooth little cephalothorax with such perfect symmetry. I hope some day I can be even a fraction as elegant as that spider.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 17:54

The good news is that she would have said yes. The bad news is that she didn't.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 18:13

I just heard that Death Grips referred to themselves as an gart installationh. For some reason, that makes me not care what their lyrics mean so much anymore.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 00:44

I'm quitting a 4 years strong MMO addiction cold turkey, today is my first day off the stuff. I am also unemployed, how am I supposed to spend my limitless free time now?

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:40


813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:41

• get at least somewhat fit. couch to 5k or something. every day do one more pushup than the previous day. whatever, it's up to you.
• can you sustain being unemployed? if not, get a job. it sucks, but money is pretty nice to have when you look in the fridge and the only thing left is ketchup. alternately, you could go to school and put off employment further if you haven't already, and make it so when you ARE employed you'll get more money (assuming you choose your major wisely and actually finish).
• what have you always wanted to be good at? draw? play clarinet? tie fishing lures? hack teh interwebz? whatever it is, choose exactly one thing to focus on, and force yourself to put 3-4 hours of genuine study into it every single day, no matter what, no excuses. if you can somehow sustain being unemployed, either spend double the time or do two different things. you'll suck for a while, and then after a few months you'll realize you're kinda okay, and then after a couple years you'll realize you're decent, and after a few more years you'll realize you're actually pretty good. I guarantee you will definitely hate it sometimes, but that'll pass. keep a log of some sort so you can track your progress and feelings, and only quit if you've hated it for an entire month in a row.
• join a club/organization, volunteer, do something in meatspace that's both social and positive. you don't have to commit a ton of time, but it'll enrich you and provide friendship opportunities. maybe you'll have to go through a few organizations before you find one you want to stick with, that's fine.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:42

Kill people in the most creative ways possible. Think of the ways you have to cover your tracks and hide evidence while doing increasingly more creative stuff as a game

815 Name: ( ί ƒŽί) : 1993-09-8474 01:53

'Cause when it's the right one you can fuck up the little things.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:55

>>812 is completely correct. I wanted to be creative, self-improving and studious, but what >>812 said turned to be my reality.

I'm glad that you're quitting your MMO addiction, congratulations! I can suggest drawing, learning a programming language or two. Perhaps, you could even sincerely read SICP until you completely understand it.

Starting something is hard, enthusiasm and initial easiness wears off in a week or two. But don't give up, stay focused and stay strong! We believe in you!

(I wish I could read >>813's words back in the day)

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 02:01

Did we really just stuffed the guy full of valuable advice in a matter of 15 minutes just a hour after his post? That's blazingly fast, I'm not used to this! It makes my heart race.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 06:44

couch to 5k looks really good...does it work?

819 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8474 07:44

The carnival of feet is coming

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 12:28

Loli yuri is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 18:48

I NEEED to call Trump voters racist because I don't have any good arguments!

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 20:20

Do you mean age-gap loli yuri? Because yuri between two lolis is rare to the point of nonexistence

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 20:46

I was indeed meaning yuri between lolis and it is indeed rare almost to the point of nonexistence.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 22:17

I guess he's already making anime real, just we got X in Korea instead of how the meme implied you'd finally be meeting your waifu.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 00:36

I should go to bed already...

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 14:27

Everything's going to be okay.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 15:54

"Did you fuck my girlfriend?"
"Was she the chubby one?"

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 17:51

I hereby name this abomination "first approximation oyakodon".

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 19:18

jus cuz a nigga a DARK elf u niggas be thinkin he a pickpocket an shiet, das racis af ngl

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 21:01

What? Yuri between two lolis is far more common that yuri between a loli and an older woman. Most of the second day of comiket is yuri between two lolis, there are not very many books published of yuri with an older woman.
There's artists who all they do is yuri with only lolis like Sekihan and SOFTCHARM, where the loli yuri with an older woman has barely any published chapters, the only series that springs to mind is Hoshikawa Ginza.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 21:58

i want "dicks out for harambe" poster castrated with a set of indonesian coins
using my power as soothsayer: someone will reply to this post with "dicks out for harambe"

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 22:36

>>831 #ImWithHarambe

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 23:19

You once were happy, now you're mad for Harambe.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 00:32

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835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 03:15

What's so special about indonesian coins?

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 03:23

They were Harambe's favorite currency.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 05:34

Introducing NEW Hitori Bocchi no ZZ Seikatsu Theme for DQN
@@@Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (5KB)
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@@@Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (4.6KB)

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 05:43

cute cute CUTE

839 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8476 08:06

The exploding circus is coming

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 13:19

Oh my god, this is the best thing ever! It even fixes the unclosed HTML tag earlier in this thread! Thank you so much, I love you forever.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 15:38

</s> wow <s>

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 22:09

Any chance of setting a case so it works on /img/ too?

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8477 19:21

I have recently discovered that it seems to be the general consensus that "beat 'em up" is a term only used to describe scrolling fighting games where you fight multiple enemies, such as Streets Of Rage or Golden Axe, and not your one-on-one Tekkens and Street Fighters etc. I have had this the other way round all my life, based on how the Official PlayStation Magazine used the term. Have I really been wrong all these years?

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8477 20:58

I've always used it the first way. "'em" implies a large number of enemies, like "shoot 'em up." Of course, first person and twin stick shooters can have lots of enemies, but shmups claimed the name first.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 00:53

I wanna see Michael Bay remake the Aristocats.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 01:03

Why is it 1am already...

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 01:29

Now i miss the days of Punctual Gomez.

848 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8478 02:11

The self-sufficient funny dogglys are doing wonders for the community

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 02:45

The "does this style not look right" link isn't offset correctly, it appears half way out of the border on the thread list.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:33

I'm thinking about doing an update later and might add a theme for /img/, but for right now, I've updated it to remove the style from /img/. Have fun!

@@@Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (5KB)
@Google Font Free
@@@Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (4.6KB)

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:41

Can you give a pic? Is it on dqn or another 4-ch board? What browser? It's a pretty hacky fix for whenever the user hasn't already loaded Pseud0ch, so I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't always work.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 15:58

Mr. Trashman, bring me some trash.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 16:41

Make it disgusting, and smelly like ass.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 19:56

devkitpro are stuck in the 90s or something, it's embarrassing


855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 22:51

My baby brother killed himself in some really fucked up situation and in a really fucked up way. Me and our mom are destroyed and traumatized. Knowing what I know, I don't know how to move on. I have no idea how to help my mom.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 23:10

Wow, that really sucks. I don't know what to say.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 23:25

If you can afford it, therapy is probably the best first step. Your insurance might cover it. I can't imagine what that must be like, but I hope it doesn't stop you from ever being happy again.

858 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8478 23:54

Wait was he an actual baby or did you mean it as your younger brother? Either way, that sucks, and I wish I had some words of consolation.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 04:45

I like it very much.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 15:26

That is horrible, I can only imagine what you and your mother must be feeling. Please stay strong dokyun.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 16:12

Stay by her side, she needs you. What could be worse for a mother than to outlive her child?

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 17:27

I've been there. It's an awesome and beautiful piece of history.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 02:12

I guess I just have a bad batch of razors

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 09:26

Cute girl enraptured by the beauty of nature.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 16:25

joke exactly old enough that the proper response at the time of its creation involved imitating the social conventions of using a land line

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 16:58

I'm really tired. Is this why people use caffeine?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 18:08

>>867 The strategy involves using caffeine to delay your tiredness to a more convenient time.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 18:08

I hate software. I hate all the javascript bullshit, all the frameworks that crop up, all the development techniques and superstar conferences. I hate every protocol and framework out there. I don't want to do this anymore.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 19:19

Front-end development is a rat race of wheel reinvention. I hate it and stay away as much as possible.
More fun things include: server-side programming (the rest of "full stack"), games (anything from text adventures through consoles to Unity), hardware stuff like Arduino, desktop software, stabbing yourself in the leg with an 300-pack of toothpicks. I've tried it all and it all beats Javascript.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 21:27

Exactly, all that garbage. And I doomed myself to what >>870 stays away from by slacking instead of learning and expanding my knowledge.

Front-end frameworks are absolute worst, I bet their "superstars" are pretenious stuck-up stereotypical canadian lumberjack wannabes.

I'd rather fuck my brains out and hack some good custom CSS than use a framework. But... I really want to switch away from all this.

Captcha: geib

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 21:43

That mention of text adventures reminded me of a text adventure I made myself a few years ago, which I just went back and played through. This was from when I was still very new to programming. Code features:

  • Literally zero comments
  • A grand total of nine functions, of which six are just one clumsily constructed dialogue tree
  • Function definitions randomly interspersed between variable definitions at the start of the code
  • The main game loop is more than 800 lines long and composed pretty much entirely of if and print statements. At one point it has ten nested conditionals.

Despite all that, the game itself is surprisingly solid. I remember I bugtested it to death, and it really is, as best I can tell, genuinely bug free. And the puzzles and game mechanics are quite interesting, even if some of the solutions are a bit abstruse.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 22:05

Oh all the other job postings are garbage too. "Devops"? For what? So that I have to fight against Lennart Poettering's contraptions while rebooting docker fucking containers with whatever fingers I have free? It's hell.

And nobody wants to hire you for half the stack unless you're a fucking amazing at their domain.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 01:34

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 06:38

I'm javascripting for my job right now, and I have to say it's not really that bad if you're not required to use any frameworks.

What I'm more worried about is that my next job is to rewrite and optimize a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people. It would be faster to ignore the perl scripts and write it from scratch, but the people who wrote the code don't remember what it does, nor do they have time to explain anything.

I want to play it.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 07:48

poison the attic I am
chewing gum fishing

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 09:54

I mean, parts of the Silicon Valley + Bay Area culture has permeated that domain pretty thoroughly. You're not exactly wrong.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 10:20

the shiny new framework every other week I can deal with. the resulting build ("build" ffs how did we get to this point!?) spaghetti fails I can deal with. JS is a strange language and not in a good way, though something I can deal with. it's the shitty cargo cult, agile, scrumming, management fuckwittery that drives me insane.


>a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people.

do things like this really still exist? even the worst PHP I've seen doesn't sound as bad as this.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 13:28

They probably pushed all buttons until it did something - and now they hate to admit this.

Captcha: diy

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 19:47

Perl is as easy as any other scripting language to write big maintainable programs, but it's also infamously easy to make a giant ball of mud that nobody understands a week after writing, and much easier than other languages to end up with something totally opaque and inscrutable - it rewards you for being too clever for your own good. I don't envy the task of dealing with it.

Interestingly though, I feel the opposite of >>878 about JS. "Build" makes sense; I could write TypeScript and have a compiler check my code, but the shiny frameworks, npm/bunt/grillpack/react/whatever just reek of hipsters ignoring several decades of software to be the first to do something that everyone later realises was a bad idea.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 21:45

Upload it so we can have a go at it

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 00:51

Cute partly-deaf girl with a loud dog.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 03:44

He was 16. Thanks you all.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 04:22

I meant to just "thank," damnit.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 10:54

Cute bunnygirl's big floppy bunny ears tickling you under the chin as she snuggles up close to your chest.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 12:54

Hatsune Miku's cold feet on my face.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 13:20

I shouldn't be enjoying this combination of BO and deodorant so much

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 14:46

Knock yourselves out. Try not to read the source code before playing, it contains lots of spoilers.
I bet you can't get any of the good endings without cheating!

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 18:15

every time i check out one of those giveaway of the day free software sites its giving away some weird PDF utility. who needs that?

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 20:33

RIP demanding thread (again).
It's such a good thread, why must it keep dying?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 23:05

The Santa mythos is a weird cross between wonder and bureaucracy.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:27

τ California girls, we like to take our panties off τ
τ Cream-filled pussy and titties on top τ

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:31

I think a combination of bad: people are lazy, and good: people want to wait until they can fulfill the demand well.

894 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8483 00:34

Stop pooping, starts shitting.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 08:18

I was listening to this also. I had that "I'm Wide Awake" song in my head.
τ I wanna rape τ

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 08:40

I think that's pretty much what happened. Of the three, one is a cargo cult programmer, one writes inscrutable code that may or may not be working as intended, and the third is decent but still doesn't comment anything.

For example, there's a directory full of perl modules with generic names like CODE.pm and COM.pm, with a note from the cargo cult guy that says "not sure which modules were needed so I just copied everything." And of course none of them seem to know how to use scope, so use strict is off and everything is a global variable. Sometimes they even reference variables from other modules, so you have to go hunting to find which .pm file that variable is in. Oh, and their "version control" consists of copying all files into a dated folder.

On the bright side, it's pretty easy to shine when the standards are low!

vc: shidick

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 11:54

Cute girl making cute approximations to a system of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations.

You know, like she uses little hearts instead of primes to denote differentiation with respect to a single variable, and this one time when she's making a change of variables she forgets the Jacobian and gets all flustered and goes "‚ ‚ν‚ν!".

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 17:56

I'm having an autistic day.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:20


900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:23

900 thoughts in 74 days! That's got to be a record.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:28

I don't think so

902 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8483 18:34

1500 years ago kids didn't carry $20 bills. Today, all kids have $20 bills. That's how you know the world has changed.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 19:34

is there a math mango/animu? because there really should be one

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 19:58

Not even close. This thread has had only 900/74 = 12.2 posts per day. Of the post your current thought threads, the fastest were probably #11 and #11.5, which both had 999/65 = 15.4 posts per day, while the fastest threads overall were almost certainly the 700 on the 7000th thread (700/12 = 58.3 posts per day) and the 800 on the 8000th thread (800/13 = 61.5 posts per day).

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 20:16

Just had an urge to buy a Falcon030, then I looked it up on eBay. Too rich for my blood. :(

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 20:25

Excellent juxtaposition

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 22:29

I don't know any girls in real life that are above a four or five out of ten in terms of cuteness.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 22:41

You are taking cute posting to a whole new level. Real girls can't be cute dumbass.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 00:37

Then lower your standards.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 00:39

Speaking of Math, Whatever happened to that Chemistry DQN?

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 01:15

These cute manga girls are saying some pretty horrible things.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 01:56

Thank you, that was really enjoyable!

913 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8484 03:47

My hair is a non Newtonian fluid

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 04:03

I'd like not to be a useless sack

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 05:07

That's why I'm afraid of Thanksgiving break. I have all these little projects I want to do, but I'm just going to end up watching shitty TV and overeating for a week straight.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 05:19

An endless, maddening cycle. Maybe not even a cycle, but a condition.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:20

Well fartballs, SAoVQ is down again.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:31

kill all fags

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:49

Is it possible to get stuck? Will I know immediately?

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 07:10

Oh, so you're the guy who forgot to pay

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 08:13

I am convinced that cute cosplayers are hired by the government to do what they do.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:10

I'm glad!

I'm pretty certain there's always some way to get to the end no matter what you do, but it is quite easy to lock yourself out of the good endings, even just by doing things in the wrong order. The grandfather clock in the library tells you how close to the end you are; if it says midnight then you can back to the cockpit for the ending.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:45

I'm a DQN who has done quite a bit of chemistry, although I mainly do maths these days. There's at least one other chemistry DQN.

Is it shear thinning or shear thickening?

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:55

pls no bully.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 12:43

The server migration is through! Our previous hosting solution shut its doors a bit earlier than I expected, so we lost 5-10 recent posts. I hope we'll have less thread problems on this server, plus it's cheaper and easier to run. I also made some small adjustments to the image upload script to make it more future proof.

I updated the nameservers of secretareofvipquality.org, but those changes will only be noticed by your browser in 1-48 hours. In the meantime you can use http://saovq.dynu.com/ to access the site. Thanks for your patience and enjoy the "new" site.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 12:49

Ha-ha-ha, he really didn't pay for a year or two in advance!

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 17:03

All I want is someone to split a tandem bike with.

928 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8484 17:33

Definitely a dilatant

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 19:35

I believe in you.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 20:22

If ever I doubt why I'm rewriting these old perl scripts of mine in haskell, I just take another look at said scripts.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 21:16

Under Paris is another city, built exclusively for skeletons.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 22:15

It' not my fault that I'm unable to discern the circumstances of the crash, it's yours for having such shit code. Next time, try not coupling everything to a single method and don't do fucking UI management outside the main thread, you fucking retard.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 23:15

My urine smells of coffee.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 00:30

I'd prefer more than zero days notice before losing my job but clearly that's asking for too much.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 00:59


936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 02:27

I think the word you're looking for is "dilettante"

937 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8485 02:49

Nope. Dilatant.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 04:03

My coffee smells of urine, and so the cycle continues.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 06:37

now I see why most radio stations only play the 8 good minutes of Echoes

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 08:43

watching japanese traps on xtube and not being sure if the comments are google translate or just a native speaker typing with their dick

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 11:31

Cute girl cuddling you so hard that the matter comprising your ribcage collapses into neutronium.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 14:56

The English comments on those Xtube 2hu crossdressing videos are on the level of "eyy gurl want sum fuk?", I wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese ones were of a similar mastery of their native tongue.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 15:20

This exchange was way more funnier in my head.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 15:25

Damn it all

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:09

Oh, don't be so melodramatic.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:47

Easy for you to say

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:56

I didn't say anything.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:57

Today my urine smells of coffee.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 17:10

My urine smells of coffee every time I drink a cup. What >>938 said, however, thankfully doesn't happen.

Though black tea is so much better than coffee and urine doesn't smell of it afterwards. I prefer my urine to lack any noticeably strong smell, especially food-related one.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 19:42

ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING TO [unintelligible].

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:08

every time I'm assigned a problem where I have to do integration by parts my first thought is "hmmm, exactly how much of my final grade would change if I just skipped this headache"

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:12

But IBP is easy and fun
Just as long as there are no arctrig pieces.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:36

it's just tedious and gives me the feeling that there are tons of more important uses of my time

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:40

Why have I played this before?

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 21:11

I can't tell if I'm going crazy, or if lots of sites are starting to get flooded with nonsense posts.

I think I'm still sane. Pretty sure it's just a case of a certain imageboard actually getting flooded with comments taken from elsewhere, a few regular nonsense posts on the textboards (Phalluses out for the Gorilla!) and my tiredness. Still, I have a deep feeling of unease about all this. My logical explanation does not satisfy spiritually.

Perhaps we're about to cross the rubicon and sites will find themselves inundated with nonsense no matter what. Actually, I think we crossed that river in 1993. Which if I'm reading right, is this year.
I'm not looking forward to 1994.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 21:23

Eternal September fanfic and/or interactive fiction


957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 22:27

Silent Sage as a browserquest instance might work well.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 23:26

I too am concerned about said phallus comments. You are not alone.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 23:31

I slipped a link to it into the CTRL+V thread when I created it, and also posted it on Tohno-chan.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 00:58

I feel uneasy with just one week left of No- uhh... nevermind, but I fear to peek into my "New Year resolutions" notes.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:09

I think I might really be on the autism spectrum

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:11

Stare at a screen all day, it's good for you.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:16

Too introverted for the Internet

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:34

Push a plow all day, it's good for you.
Really, anything other than foraging for tubers will probably fuck you up in the long term.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:43

Tried foraging for tubers in my pants all day and it still seemed to fuck me up.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:54

I made $60

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 04:46

cute girl squeezing a thumb-sized cyst on her forehead

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 07:00

Good night, Internet. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 13:20

Thumb-sized cysts are not cute.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 17:11

You should probably get a thumb-sized cyst checked by a doctor.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 17:51

Hurr Durr Thanksgiver

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 18:21

I did, he said, "that's just your thumb"

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 19:09

Cute girl insistently asserting that she is not cute, despite the fact that she is visibly growing cuter by the second.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 21:39

Cute girl visibly growing by the second until she reaches 30 feet or more.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 21:42

Cute girl with missing teeth and horrible breath and open running sores on her arms and legs and ragged worn out filthy clothes and only one shoe that's falling apart and a torn up ear where a rat chewed it up while she was face down in a gutter blind drunk and nobody cared

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 21:46

Cute girl who's bald except for the little tufts of hair that grow out of all the warts on her head.

This is kind of fun, actually.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 22:23

Cute girl with fingers for toes, a missing occipital bone and an extra scapula.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 22:37

Cute girl.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 23:58

Ugly girl that no one posts about who cuts herself daily reading these.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 00:56

Tacky-ass roommate wanted Chinese for Thanksgiving.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 10:56

Fuck I'm getting fat

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 14:43

Praise be to the GSL!

Oh, but just imagine her after you've adopted her, taken her home, tended to her wounds, bathed her, given her some nice clothes to wear, and told her she's cute and you love her. Imagine how her cynicism and distrust slowly wear away as she finally begins to admit to herself that maybe she does deserve to be loved after all. Picture her self-consciousness about smiling as she is embarrassed by her missing teeth, and how precious her smiles therefore are. It's a slow fuse cuteness, but in the end she really is very cute indeed.

Only a wig/hat/few weeks of natural hair growth away from maximum cuteness.

I'm having difficulty picturing this one. Do you mean she has a shoulderblade coming out of the back of her head?


So-called ugly girl should take solace in the fact that there's more to cuteness than just physical appearance, and that it is more to do with the subjective feelings evoked in others. The very fact that she cares this much about being cute implies a sort of childlike insecurity which itself evokes feelings of protectiveness and a desire to comfort her. I bet if somebody were to tell her she's cute at heart and give her a long, hard cuddling, it would go a long way to making her feel happy about herself again.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:07

Girls can't be cute. When you see a girl who superficially appears to be cute, she is always doing it only for attention because girls are shallow and vapid creatures with no internal world. But cute boys are cute because it's their nature, not because they crave validation like your mom craves cum.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:22

It's actually fairly easy to tell if a girl is trying to act cute vs. naturally being cute. You just need to spend more time around girls, cute or otherwise.
It's also fairly difficult to make your face look cute if it isn't already.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:35

I don't like girls. It has no practical impact on how I act towards women IRL, but as an abstract concept I just don't. I think most of the reason is because of how men act differently in the presence of women.

I would say, however, that in my experience I've had far less interesting conversations with women than with men. With hindsight the one time I felt I was having an interesting conversation I was actually essentially monologuing with an entropy device.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:37

The irony is that your post is literally being spoken from the mouth of a cute girl.

987 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8487 21:53

Nutmeg has some cool cross sections

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 21:59

There's so much beauty in the world, why do you cast it all aside to obsess over a few tiny blemishes?

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 02:14

How good is it, deshou?

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 02:50

The twist is that it's Slaughterhouse-Five.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 05:07

So, this is how it ends. I probably won't wake up before >>999.

Good night.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 05:25


Also, fuck it.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 07:06

>>984 how to tell if a girl is merely acting cute vs being naturally cute:

Does it have a vagina?
it is acting cute
it is actually cute

Girls are vapid, uninteresting creatures who stop maturing mentally at 12 years old. Boys are love. The ancient Greeks had it right, marriage is a business contract intended to produce children and an estate. Once that's done you have no further use for the 130 lbs of flesh attached to your vagina and your time would be better spent fucking the thighs of the cute boy under your tutelage.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 07:10

Also, girls are fucking disgusting. Have you ever seen a single woman's bathroom? The worst I've seen in a man's bathroom is that maybe the shower needs scrubbed or he didn't wipe out the sink after shaving. Girls leave their dirty ass underwear hanging all over the place after washing them in the same sink where they brush their teeth and have a wastebasket full of used tampons. The walls are also sticky with hairspray which then gets hair and dust and shit stuck to it.

The sooner we can create an artificial womb and then genocide these disgusting creatures, the better.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 07:59

The Internet is small. I wish it were larger. Why can't I be left alone?

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 12:10

The theme? It's the best thing to happen to DQN since Grandpa threads! My only qualm is the absence of the release emergency mittens button.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 12:42

I've always loved living with girls, no matter how messy they are. The baskets full of used tampons are a bonus! Not a fan of make-up smears on the wall though.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 13:31

There's so much beauty in the world, why would you settle for someone imperfect?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 13:32

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