[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (999)

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 03:25

I read around 1000 post a day and maybe write 5.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 11:31

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE WEEBS GET OFF MY SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO ROASTIES ALLOWED!!!!! WOMEN WEEBS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 12:18

>>302
I don't know what point you're trying to make, but please stop.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 15:01

I just want to become a butterfly and fly away.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 16:58

>>282
I picture the ass head as being like one of those rubber horse masks.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8436 17:15

I have a headache, but I'm getting work done faster than ever. I hope this isn't a trend.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 04:50

I don't know what's going on. I just wish she would talk to me.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 10:25

Jesus, #22 already?

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 14:24

>>300
What? Where?

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 15:57

Cute girl crying herself to sleep at night because Gödel's incompleteness theorems have ruined her life.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 16:00

>>308
It's over 20 threads a month!

>>309
https://soundcloud.com/time-machine-modulus/sets/ep
It came out in 2012. Congratulations is a version of the first song they played at the talent show.

312 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8437 17:24

We've all heard of carbon based life forms. Well now get ready for friction based life forms!

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 18:39

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, no.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 19:15

A cute girl desperately trying to mimic human contact by posting to obscure bbses.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 21:12

A not-so cute girl desperately trying to convince people on the Internet she's cute but she's still somewhat cute but not that much.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8437 21:19

I accidentally made scared a girl off. Told a joke that needed therapy after one class. She said "sorry not funny" and left.

Fug.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 03:53

The revolution will not be facebooked

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 04:30

They say the elephant never forgets but I forgot what the elephant remembered.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 08:06

Cute girl snuggling up close to you not because she likes you but because she needs to share your body heat to avoid freezing to death.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 13:12

Harley Quinn syndrome

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 16:24

I'm actually fine with never fucking again. So many more interesting uses of energy and time out there.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 17:27

I'd like to fuck at least once.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 17:29

>>322
It doesn't get good till like the 5th time

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 18:11

Every time I watch friends I can't do anything except stare at Jennifer Anniston 90's fashion apparel chest. I still really hate all of them.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8438 22:42

>>322
Get in shape, brush your teeth, take regular showers and make yourself attractive. No one else is going to do that for you.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 02:06

or just hire a whore but as mentioned earlier, you need a few tries before it feels good.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 04:16

Although I'm sympathetic to liberal opinions on immigration in terms of policy, I don't like the way a lot of liberals support it. ``Hell yeah, I'll take a taco truck on every corner!" as if there are only benefits and no downsides. By refusing to acknowledge that there is a tradeoff, you make it impossible to appeal to the people that are on one side of it. Because you can't look a poor American in the eye and say, ``You may suffer from job losses and increased crime, but their suffering is greater," you can't say anything.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 10:14

oh no i accidentally bought soy milk instead of almond milk i'm gonna turn into a gay transsexual and get breast cancer

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 11:26

>>327
This is not the BEYOND DQN thread!

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 14:49

>>328 ha ha fag

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 15:22

i'm sorry that was mean

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 15:23

>>327 eating tacos is cultural appropriation if you're not Mexican so stop it.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8439 16:57

Why are you crying?

334 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8439 17:12

Time heals all wounds. Except the festering ones. It makes those worse.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 01:15

Loli vampire could have been cool but instead she was a gag character who says the same 3 lines over and over again and sells lockpicks. Not even like a "hey can you sire me?" questline. As expected of an inferior western RPG that isn't even folded a single time.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 09:51

I want SHAFT to stop adapting trash LNs and to put the mescaline dispenser back in the break room.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 13:34

You can kiss me! You can kiss me!

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 17:04

I just want a fucking day off!!

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 17:20

This song needs more gabber kicks and anime girl samples.

340 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8440 18:14

‚f‚n@‚`‚v‚`‚x@‚a‚d‚`‚q‚rII
⁽⁽◝(L•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ@ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 19:49

I am a really cool person. I bet loads of people wish they were living my life.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8440 20:12

Hey Andrews!
I'm posting from a cash register!
Windows XP still exists here!
I'm really fucking surprised some kid with Metasploit hasn't pw3d this place...

343 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8440 23:57

Well shit I thought I posted the @ thing in this thread

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 02:49

Hehe, "grow the tent"

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 14:24

>>327
First problem, the economy is not a zero-sum game.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 14:28

>>325
I was thinking of paying someone to remove the fat from my waist, surgically.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 14:59

I don't want to go outside.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 15:48

>>346
Same, except just the man boobs.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 17:05

I have to peeeeeeee

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 17:12

I was going to mail that shit Friday and now it's Columbus Day.

351 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8441 20:20

Columbus did nothing wrong

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 21:36

I am feeling cautiously optimistic.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 22:14

I want to travel through time and space and cuddle everyone ever.

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8441 22:37

hey babe, I dig your blasé vibe.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 00:52

I can't tell whether I like that blog or hate it. The Office analysis is good though.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 02:10

>>355 I enjoyed most of the Office, but most blogs are bad.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 03:09

They call me blog boy. Everywhere I go I have this urge to blog.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 17:54

A cute girl's cute navel.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 19:12

A cute line nose, or a dot, or even a mini triangle!

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 21:24

A can of smokes and a pack of spray paint.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8442 23:02

When I want the world to refresh I blink my eyes very fast.

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 04:14

>>343
That's pretty DQN of you.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 09:40

Cute girl lying awake late at night tightly cuddling a tearstained dakimakura with a picture of you printed on it.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 14:55

Awww, poor Caroline. Playing Chopin. And crying.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 18:59

But in person, I'm loosely-packed ball of spaghetti.

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8443 20:49

Big storm coming. Wonder if I should head over the mountains until it passes.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 04:31

ⵙⴷⵙ
ⵙⵉⵉⵉⵥⵣⵥⵣ

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 04:51

„G„G„G bitch, triple „G rated

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 04:58

>>367
These
I have been seeing these everywhere

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 05:59

Thoughts thoughts, keep 'em thinking.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 10:02

The ambien walrus is back!

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 10:55

hey (*߁[ß) why are you baking a frozen pizza at 7 am
(*߁[ß): because I've lost control of my life

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 11:07

My dandruff problem is out of control

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 12:04

This place is getting too cold. I guess it's time to move.

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 14:34

I'm going downtown, baby!
If that real estate ad is legit, at least.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 17:05

I can't stop thinking about cute things.

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 17:28

>>374
Please stay! We'll be nicer!

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8444 22:29

>>376
Well, that's good, isn't it?

379 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8444 22:46

When they speak English it sounds like they're saying "gloop" repeatedly in different ways.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 01:19

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1610.03452v1.pdf
Will UN deploy security forces to stop the shitposting? This might change the future of the Information Superhighway.

381 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8445 01:41

>Gabriel Emile Hine, Jeremiah Onaolapo, Emiliano De Cristofaro, Nicolas Kourtellis, Ilias Leontiadis, Riginos Samaras, Gianluca Stringhini, Jeremy Blackburn

Wow look at all these unique names.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 20:07

>>378
In some ways yes, but it's also making me a little out of sorts. It makes me more aware of how much cute is missing from my life, and of the fact that I myself will never be cute.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8445 21:09

It could be better, but it's not.

384 This post sucked.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 01:53

>>384
I'd rather wish you didn't. This bug is known.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 09:19

test

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 09:24

JEWS

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 14:54

A Japanese person messaged me on Ace Combat but i didn't recognise any of the kanji, i replied "gomenasai, wakarimasen deshita" and he said "no recipuro", what does that mean?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 14:59

>>388 Never mind, his follow-up message said "no pistonfaita" I understand. Remember I got that German ace pilot's plane, well it's really good and I always blaze away at the top of the scoreboard with it.

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 15:59

That's not me.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:11

Not much point in posting any more is there?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:14

Will the fuckwit from 4chan with an underdeveloped frontal lobe and social acceptance issues please stop posting broken HTML tags.

Thanks,
-- mgmt

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:18

unbunp 1/2

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 16:18

unbunp 2/2

395 This post sucked.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 17:03

I suffer with no perma-shota catboy bf

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 19:28

>>396
We all share your pain.

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 21:49

I've got swole nodes, bro! Swole nodes!

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8446 21:55

Those posts sure sucked.

400 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8446 23:24

To buy more guns or ammo before Clinton is in office. That is the question.

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