[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (999)

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:28

I don't think so

902 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8483 18:34

1500 years ago kids didn't carry $20 bills. Today, all kids have $20 bills. That's how you know the world has changed.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 19:34

is there a math mango/animu? because there really should be one

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 19:58

Not even close. This thread has had only 900/74 = 12.2 posts per day. Of the post your current thought threads, the fastest were probably #11 and #11.5, which both had 999/65 = 15.4 posts per day, while the fastest threads overall were almost certainly the 700 on the 7000th thread (700/12 = 58.3 posts per day) and the 800 on the 8000th thread (800/13 = 61.5 posts per day).

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 20:16

Just had an urge to buy a Falcon030, then I looked it up on eBay. Too rich for my blood. :(

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 20:25

Excellent juxtaposition

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 22:29

I don't know any girls in real life that are above a four or five out of ten in terms of cuteness.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 22:41

You are taking cute posting to a whole new level. Real girls can't be cute dumbass.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 00:37

Then lower your standards.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 00:39

Speaking of Math, Whatever happened to that Chemistry DQN?

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 01:15

These cute manga girls are saying some pretty horrible things.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 01:56

Thank you, that was really enjoyable!

913 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8484 03:47

My hair is a non Newtonian fluid

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 04:03

I'd like not to be a useless sack

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 05:07

That's why I'm afraid of Thanksgiving break. I have all these little projects I want to do, but I'm just going to end up watching shitty TV and overeating for a week straight.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 05:19

An endless, maddening cycle. Maybe not even a cycle, but a condition.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:20

Well fartballs, SAoVQ is down again.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:31

kill all fags

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 06:49

Is it possible to get stuck? Will I know immediately?

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 07:10

Oh, so you're the guy who forgot to pay

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 08:13

I am convinced that cute cosplayers are hired by the government to do what they do.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:10

I'm glad!

I'm pretty certain there's always some way to get to the end no matter what you do, but it is quite easy to lock yourself out of the good endings, even just by doing things in the wrong order. The grandfather clock in the library tells you how close to the end you are; if it says midnight then you can back to the cockpit for the ending.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:45

I'm a DQN who has done quite a bit of chemistry, although I mainly do maths these days. There's at least one other chemistry DQN.

Is it shear thinning or shear thickening?

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 10:55

pls no bully.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 12:43

The server migration is through! Our previous hosting solution shut its doors a bit earlier than I expected, so we lost 5-10 recent posts. I hope we'll have less thread problems on this server, plus it's cheaper and easier to run. I also made some small adjustments to the image upload script to make it more future proof.

I updated the nameservers of secretareofvipquality.org, but those changes will only be noticed by your browser in 1-48 hours. In the meantime you can use http://saovq.dynu.com/ to access the site. Thanks for your patience and enjoy the "new" site.

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 12:49

Ha-ha-ha, he really didn't pay for a year or two in advance!

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 17:03

All I want is someone to split a tandem bike with.

928 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8484 17:33

Definitely a dilatant

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 19:35

I believe in you.

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 20:22

If ever I doubt why I'm rewriting these old perl scripts of mine in haskell, I just take another look at said scripts.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 21:16

Under Paris is another city, built exclusively for skeletons.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 22:15

It' not my fault that I'm unable to discern the circumstances of the crash, it's yours for having such shit code. Next time, try not coupling everything to a single method and don't do fucking UI management outside the main thread, you fucking retard.

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8484 23:15

My urine smells of coffee.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 00:30

I'd prefer more than zero days notice before losing my job but clearly that's asking for too much.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 00:59


936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 02:27

I think the word you're looking for is "dilettante"

937 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8485 02:49

Nope. Dilatant.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 04:03

My coffee smells of urine, and so the cycle continues.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 06:37

now I see why most radio stations only play the 8 good minutes of Echoes

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 08:43

watching japanese traps on xtube and not being sure if the comments are google translate or just a native speaker typing with their dick

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 11:31

Cute girl cuddling you so hard that the matter comprising your ribcage collapses into neutronium.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 14:56

The English comments on those Xtube 2hu crossdressing videos are on the level of "eyy gurl want sum fuk?", I wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese ones were of a similar mastery of their native tongue.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 15:20

This exchange was way more funnier in my head.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 15:25

Damn it all

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:09

Oh, don't be so melodramatic.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:47

Easy for you to say

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:56

I didn't say anything.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 16:57

Today my urine smells of coffee.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 17:10

My urine smells of coffee every time I drink a cup. What >>938 said, however, thankfully doesn't happen.

Though black tea is so much better than coffee and urine doesn't smell of it afterwards. I prefer my urine to lack any noticeably strong smell, especially food-related one.

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 19:42

ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING TO [unintelligible].

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:08

every time I'm assigned a problem where I have to do integration by parts my first thought is "hmmm, exactly how much of my final grade would change if I just skipped this headache"

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:12

But IBP is easy and fun
Just as long as there are no arctrig pieces.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:36

it's just tedious and gives me the feeling that there are tons of more important uses of my time

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 20:40

Why have I played this before?

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 21:11

I can't tell if I'm going crazy, or if lots of sites are starting to get flooded with nonsense posts.

I think I'm still sane. Pretty sure it's just a case of a certain imageboard actually getting flooded with comments taken from elsewhere, a few regular nonsense posts on the textboards (Phalluses out for the Gorilla!) and my tiredness. Still, I have a deep feeling of unease about all this. My logical explanation does not satisfy spiritually.

Perhaps we're about to cross the rubicon and sites will find themselves inundated with nonsense no matter what. Actually, I think we crossed that river in 1993. Which if I'm reading right, is this year.
I'm not looking forward to 1994.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 21:23

Eternal September fanfic and/or interactive fiction


957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 22:27

Silent Sage as a browserquest instance might work well.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 23:26

I too am concerned about said phallus comments. You are not alone.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8485 23:31

I slipped a link to it into the CTRL+V thread when I created it, and also posted it on Tohno-chan.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 00:58

I feel uneasy with just one week left of No- uhh... nevermind, but I fear to peek into my "New Year resolutions" notes.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:09

I think I might really be on the autism spectrum

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:11

Stare at a screen all day, it's good for you.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:16

Too introverted for the Internet

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:34

Push a plow all day, it's good for you.
Really, anything other than foraging for tubers will probably fuck you up in the long term.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:43

Tried foraging for tubers in my pants all day and it still seemed to fuck me up.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 02:54

I made $60

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 04:46

cute girl squeezing a thumb-sized cyst on her forehead

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 07:00

Good night, Internet. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 13:20

Thumb-sized cysts are not cute.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 17:11

You should probably get a thumb-sized cyst checked by a doctor.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 17:51

Hurr Durr Thanksgiver

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 18:21

I did, he said, "that's just your thumb"

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 19:09

Cute girl insistently asserting that she is not cute, despite the fact that she is visibly growing cuter by the second.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 21:39

Cute girl visibly growing by the second until she reaches 30 feet or more.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 21:42

Cute girl with missing teeth and horrible breath and open running sores on her arms and legs and ragged worn out filthy clothes and only one shoe that's falling apart and a torn up ear where a rat chewed it up while she was face down in a gutter blind drunk and nobody cared

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 21:46

Cute girl who's bald except for the little tufts of hair that grow out of all the warts on her head.

This is kind of fun, actually.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 22:23

Cute girl with fingers for toes, a missing occipital bone and an extra scapula.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 22:37

Cute girl.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8486 23:58

Ugly girl that no one posts about who cuts herself daily reading these.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 00:56

Tacky-ass roommate wanted Chinese for Thanksgiving.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 10:56

Fuck I'm getting fat

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 14:43

Praise be to the GSL!

Oh, but just imagine her after you've adopted her, taken her home, tended to her wounds, bathed her, given her some nice clothes to wear, and told her she's cute and you love her. Imagine how her cynicism and distrust slowly wear away as she finally begins to admit to herself that maybe she does deserve to be loved after all. Picture her self-consciousness about smiling as she is embarrassed by her missing teeth, and how precious her smiles therefore are. It's a slow fuse cuteness, but in the end she really is very cute indeed.

Only a wig/hat/few weeks of natural hair growth away from maximum cuteness.

I'm having difficulty picturing this one. Do you mean she has a shoulderblade coming out of the back of her head?


So-called ugly girl should take solace in the fact that there's more to cuteness than just physical appearance, and that it is more to do with the subjective feelings evoked in others. The very fact that she cares this much about being cute implies a sort of childlike insecurity which itself evokes feelings of protectiveness and a desire to comfort her. I bet if somebody were to tell her she's cute at heart and give her a long, hard cuddling, it would go a long way to making her feel happy about herself again.

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:07

Girls can't be cute. When you see a girl who superficially appears to be cute, she is always doing it only for attention because girls are shallow and vapid creatures with no internal world. But cute boys are cute because it's their nature, not because they crave validation like your mom craves cum.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:22

It's actually fairly easy to tell if a girl is trying to act cute vs. naturally being cute. You just need to spend more time around girls, cute or otherwise.
It's also fairly difficult to make your face look cute if it isn't already.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:35

I don't like girls. It has no practical impact on how I act towards women IRL, but as an abstract concept I just don't. I think most of the reason is because of how men act differently in the presence of women.

I would say, however, that in my experience I've had far less interesting conversations with women than with men. With hindsight the one time I felt I was having an interesting conversation I was actually essentially monologuing with an entropy device.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 20:37

The irony is that your post is literally being spoken from the mouth of a cute girl.

987 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8487 21:53

Nutmeg has some cool cross sections

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8487 21:59

There's so much beauty in the world, why do you cast it all aside to obsess over a few tiny blemishes?

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 02:14

How good is it, deshou?

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 02:50

The twist is that it's Slaughterhouse-Five.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 05:07

So, this is how it ends. I probably won't wake up before >>999.

Good night.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 05:25


Also, fuck it.

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 07:06

>>984 how to tell if a girl is merely acting cute vs being naturally cute:

Does it have a vagina?
it is acting cute
it is actually cute

Girls are vapid, uninteresting creatures who stop maturing mentally at 12 years old. Boys are love. The ancient Greeks had it right, marriage is a business contract intended to produce children and an estate. Once that's done you have no further use for the 130 lbs of flesh attached to your vagina and your time would be better spent fucking the thighs of the cute boy under your tutelage.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 07:10

Also, girls are fucking disgusting. Have you ever seen a single woman's bathroom? The worst I've seen in a man's bathroom is that maybe the shower needs scrubbed or he didn't wipe out the sink after shaving. Girls leave their dirty ass underwear hanging all over the place after washing them in the same sink where they brush their teeth and have a wastebasket full of used tampons. The walls are also sticky with hairspray which then gets hair and dust and shit stuck to it.

The sooner we can create an artificial womb and then genocide these disgusting creatures, the better.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 07:59

The Internet is small. I wish it were larger. Why can't I be left alone?

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 12:10

The theme? It's the best thing to happen to DQN since Grandpa threads! My only qualm is the absence of the release emergency mittens button.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 12:42

I've always loved living with girls, no matter how messy they are. The baskets full of used tampons are a bonus! Not a fan of make-up smears on the wall though.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 13:31

There's so much beauty in the world, why would you settle for someone imperfect?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8488 13:32

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