[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (999)

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 21:40

>>98 Interesting.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 23:40

>>100 lots of straight shota and nursing handjobs

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 23:55

Aww, lame.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 02:39


105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 14:04

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 15:12

1am comes around way too fast

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 18:18


108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 18:30

I have embraced the "ehh" as an internal value.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 18:32

As in, "Am I OK with how I'm presenting myself?" "Ehh."

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 19:07

That magnificent bastard!

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 00:08

>>105 I want this guy's life

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 01:55

ill-advised. Leaves no option for later improvement.

my captcha is troll for some reason, but I ain't gonna.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 03:43

Ya 'no, man, you watch Idiocracy and, like, damn, nigga, you get the feel, this shit's, like, fo' real! This shit's fo' real, like, damn, bitch, this shit's happening!

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 03:46

No, yeah, so

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 03:57

I wonder if anyone jacks off to things just so they can post them in the img jackoff thread like they do with google searches in the google search thread.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8419 12:49

>>111 I unlocked his signature plane in Ace Combat and was reading up on him. I liked the bit about playing ragtime piano for Hitler!

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 01:32

I'm okay with this. Generally pleased, in fact. Go with it!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 01:48

Everything is fine right now but something will get fucked up soon and then everything will be terrible once more

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 02:31

>>115 I rarely post in that thread because I usually fap to h-manga or videos and not single images.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 02:35

>>119 You just post the panel that you close all tabs on.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 05:47

high dqn
high dqn
high dqn
whoa whoa whoa

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 13:21

I hate this time of year.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 15:32

I think that the sci-fi of the future will have more of a focus on glitches as comic relief. We've seen that voice detection and fingerprint sensors can fuck up too.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 16:39

Everything about Trump is so positive and lighthearted while his opponent and her supporters are very toxic, shifting blame and trying to create an image of an external enemy alike the Cold War.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 17:05

I hope UPlay never comes back up.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 19:02

Yahoo kinda blows now.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 03:36

This is our Vice President. He's in charge of the vice.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 05:26

I don't like how this recipe book assumes I know a fish monger but then also assumes that I don't know how to pronounce words like "choucroute" or "moussaka"

129 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8421 06:24


130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 07:21

I'm out of sandwiches...

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 07:48

I wish I had a drink. Maybe not an alcoholic one, but something I could feel good about chugging and then slamming it down like an anime MILF.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 08:46

I can't throw my phone at the floor anymore due to hardwood floors.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 09:12

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 11:28

Let me put you out of your misery, Onii-chan!

135 Name: sage : 1993-09-8421 17:09

>>132 the other option is a marble floor

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:13

pamplemousse la croix

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:29

Topo Chico if you live in a Mexican infested area. It's delicious cold, but tastes kinda like petroleum at room temperature.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:50

An anime-style gif of a guy shaving. He makes a bunch of big, flashy movements, puts the razor down, and waits a beat before his face starts bleeding from several tiny cuts.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 20:54

What, did you get crossdressed in the dark?

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 22:37

well life is pretty much garbage, but at least I have things to distract myself with.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 02:01

what the fuck is with her eyes?

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 03:07

00:53:05 to some MIDNIGHT SNACKS!!

143 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8422 03:25

I think I'm balding from the bottom of my chin

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 03:43


145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 05:02

I'm doing better tonight. I hope I wake up on time.

146 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8422 19:17

Week and a half till vanilla milk stout is done carbonating.

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 19:25

How'd it go?

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 20:19

Man, I completely forgot that existed. I can't believe snacks is still doing it after all these years.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 20:20

Sorry, I'm a feminist. Or a sexist. Whichever one doesn't open doors for women.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 21:06

I wouldn't blame you.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 22:26

Yahoo always kind of blew

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 23:21

Good end to the panda thread, I lol'd

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 01:27


>I lol'd

That's it? Jesus christ at least put some effort into your appreciation

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 09:10

>>153 No thanks, effort is for chumps.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 11:31

Another summer come and gone, and along with the cold and the changing leaves, a feeling of restless melancholy creeps in. Another year where I have accomplished nothing.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 11:47

Fuck everything forever.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 14:21

I may never get it together.

158 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8423 18:17

And the survey said: "You're dead"

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 18:29

Thank you!

That may be the best thing I do all year.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 18:46

Thank you /dqn/. You are the best board.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 20:02


162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 20:29

Sorry I got calculus all over your pretty flower garden.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 21:43

This is the best Babymetal collage I have made yet!

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 22:02

Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fucking head

165 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8424 05:09

Stop me if you think this is stupid, but Homer and Marge hire Shaggy and Scooby to investigate strange sounds from Lisa's immolated room after an attack by Arnold (of Hey Arnold fame). While checking the room out, they spot an egg sack pulsating. It bursts open giving birth to deformed Lisa Simpson babies and releasing a psychedelic spore that only affects primates. Shaggy starts hallucinating and eventually sees the Smurfs, one of which claims to be Krishna.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 07:55

>>165 You had me at "egg sack".

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 08:15

I need some kind of pun for a title for this Grease/Buffy The Vampire Slayer crossover I'm working on, any ideas?

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 08:47

I enjoyed the ova series better than the TV one, which is a shame because apparently the TV series is more true to the original, whatever that means.

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 12:50

>>168 Are you talking about Grease?

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 13:35

Okay, but I don't see how cock-and-ball torture is going to help me with my depression.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 13:43

It's hip to be miserable.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 15:13

I want a phone with the GREATEST camera under 300$...

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 15:27

Buffy Without a Cause

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 21:28

>>172 Find a used Galaxy Zoom. It's a camera with a phone attached, rather than the other way around.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 22:35

Boy I wish I was drunk right now.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 22:45

I wanted to go out for a walk and see the friday sunset, but I spent too much time thinking if going out for a walk was a good idea and now it's dark...

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 23:31

evaporative cooling and what i'm going to do with my life when i fail here due to depression

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 23:52

But those cameras with phones tend to be bulky and slow to the point where it's easier to buy a separate point&shoot, don't they?

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 07:58

kujo karen
kujo jotaro

both are half british/half japanese, both likely have autism, both have a signature Œû•È

coincidence? I don't think so.

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 08:39

your bitch she all on me
she rub me with lotion
i fucked her I stroke her
I go deep in the ocean
deep in the water
Go deep in the money

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 08:52

I wish I got to this pizza before it was cooled. Microwaved pizza is so 1992.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 15:07

>>178 Only if you're a pussy. Don't be a pussy.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 16:19

>>178 "But your obviously good solution has trivial drawbacks that I can use to avoid actually solving my problem so I can complain about it more right?"

The Galaxy Zoom is a good point & shoot camera that's also a good smartphone. It's exactly what you're looking for, but if you're going to just compulsively make up problems, then you can go fuck yourself.

It's slightly bulkier than a point & shoot, but considerably slimmer than a point & shoot placed on top of a smart phone, so don't be such a baby.

Also, you're dumb.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 16:21

>>183 samsung marketer please go

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 19:29

japanese articles on chinese things that only give the japanese pronunciation of the characters is giving me autism, im gonna look like a fucking dork talking about chikusho kinen this and sou sou that

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 21:19

Picture this. A bunch of cute girls break into your house while you're still asleep, find you, and pin you to the bed, one holding down each limb. Then one climbs up and cuddles you. I don't mean a half-hearted arms-wrapped-loosely-around-midriff affair, I mean a full on ribcage squeezing, with snuggling, head nuzzling under chin, whispering sweet nothings and making warm affirmative humming noises. Once her arms get tired, she swaps places with one of her associates. This goes on for some time.

Days pass. They feed you, give you water, change your bedpan and so on as necessary, but never let up the cuddling for more than five seconds at a time. You fall asleep cuddled and wake up cuddled. You lose track of time. Your mind goes fuzzy and you begin to forget what life was like before. Finally, months later, they let you go. Your muscles have atrophied. You are covered in bedsores. You cannot even stand unaided. You have been cuddled so hard and for so long that your life is forever changed by it.

This is how much cuddling I would need to feel okay. That's how lonely I am.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:30

I actually achieved the ero-manga dream of cumming in a girl's mouth and then proceeding directly to sex without any refractory period. I didn't think it was possible.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:56

yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
futari de issho ni nemuru Winter Land
anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
asu wo chikau

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 05:09


190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 09:42

>>173 Okay good, thanks! But I can't draw attention to the real things, so I can't say "Buffy" or "Grease". It's for a rivalry story arc, a kind of leather-jacketed how-you-doing greaser sort of guy vs. I think Rupert Giles basically, an older, experienced, occult fighting dude. But I haven't seen any Buffy to know much about him

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 14:51

I'm feeling better and better about my body.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 15:14

time for sassages.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 18:28

Congress is considering a controversial bill that, if passed, would prevent those over 27 from being covered under their parents' Netflix accounts.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 00:49

the sullied water and the sullied water

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 01:07

You know there's a new Lumines game for mobile phones and it's p good.
You know it's awesome when they write deadmau5 as "dedemau5" on the official site.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 02:14

I still don't understand vocaloid music.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 03:01


198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 03:26

I wanna fuck, but i wont write this fucking captcha!

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8427 03:55

My one black friend just told me that he drinks lean.

200 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8427 04:24

Mine is named Tyrone.
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