[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8409 00:39 [No]

Hot pockets are an okay food.

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8465 20:04 [No]

Networking is for dweebs. I prefer to already know everybody.

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8465 23:17 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkpOSjYLjEE

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 00:04 [No]

Nobody wants to be around me, least of all myself.

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 04:21 [No]

>>703
(~ロ~ﾟ｡)

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 06:23 [No]

Lazy Town

706 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8466 08:39 [No]

Old world monkeys issue of Zoobooks

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 09:39 [No]

>>701
You don't even know me,
you say that I'm not livin' right
You don't understand me,
so why do you judge my life?

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 16:22 [No]

Every day it seems that night is further and further away.
All I want is for bedtime to come already.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 17:12 [No]

life is a meaningless void, I want to die

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 17:27 [No]

life is a meaningless void, but i don't want to die.

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 19:53 [No]

life is not a meaningless void, I want to die (3/4)

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 20:13 [No]

Now that we've come full circle and a tory politician just called playing The Sex Pistols on air a "politically correct" decision, can we just admit that the whole PC shit is nothing but buzzwords now?

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 20:14 [No]

life is not a meaningless void, but i don't want to die. (3.5/4)

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 21:56 [No]

>>712
Huh? What was the context?

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 22:42 [No]

>>713
What's the extra half permutation? Life might be a meaningless void, I may or may not want to die?

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 22:52 [No]

die meaningless want to don't, to life a is void

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 23:27 [No]

life may be a meaningless void, but as long as I'm here, I'm going to enjoy what I can of it.

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8466 23:43 [No]

Life is hella meaningless, sure, but I wouldn't really call it a void as such. I'd rather not die any time soon, but I have generally accepted my own mortality and won't fight death when it comes.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 04:35 [No]

Life is only meaningless until you assign a meaning to it. Meaning comes from within.

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 06:56 [No]

>hella

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 09:30 [No]

>>712 You silly billy, the Tory MP said they should play God Save The Queen (the English national anthem) and the people on the show were like yeah okay dickhead and played the Sex Pistols' song of the same name

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 12:43 [No]

( ˃ Д˂) GOD SAVE THE QUEEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amVgBmyTpho

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 13:12 [No]

Maybe if I just cut off all his limbs... No, he'd still make too much noise screaming.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 14:15 [No]

psychiatry is evil and it disturbs me how people have little regard for their own minds

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 15:38 [No]

Humans are so ignorant and weak. When will humans learn?

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 15:43 [No]

>>718 Even if it came tomorrow? It doesn't bother me so much that I'll die one day, but I want to experience as much as I can before that. I hope technology will advance to the point where humans can live until they are sick of it and only decide to go when they are ready.

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 16:14 [No]

Humans are such easy prey

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 18:39 [No]

What's the equivalent of a weeaboo but instead of Japanese they wished they were Russian?

729 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8467 18:49 [No]

>>728
Russo-boo, Rusaboo, Russiaboo, Russophile, etc

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 20:51 [No]

More like the BEST label!

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 20:54 [No]

Voice search on my android tv has suddenly just given up and doesn't even bother pretending it's heard what I'm saying.

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8467 20:59 [No]

What's a pretty rainbow? 🌈

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 00:15 [No]

I'm empty inside, so fill me up, Onii-chan!

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 00:40 [No]

Here's what I'm thinking today. In my heart of hearts, I want to be kind and nice, and I want those around me to be kind and nice. I feel like I've been told before that this is just naive. I feel like I've been told that people will step on me given the opportunity. Everyone's kindness is just a mask for their true desires. I feel like I've been told that I should step on others before I get stepped on. But if everyone is like this, then does that make me an anomaly for wishing for something else? Or is this something that a lot of people desire before they learn how cruel the world is? If there are naive people out there like this, then maybe I could surround myself with them.

735 This post sucked.

736 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8468 06:27 [No]

5 straight weeks of crab legs for Saturday night dinner.

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 06:29 [No]

we have failed to destroy all foreign sauces.

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 08:29 [No]

>>734
This is basically the hippie movement in a nutshell. You could try going to Burning Man or one of its many offshoots and see how you like it. Although there's plenty of phonies, hipsters, and drug addicts at Burning Man, I've heard there are also a surprising number of people who are genuinely kind and selfless. Maybe you can find some like-minded people and start a commune together. And have hot orgies. Good luck, post pix

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 18:17 [No]

>>738
Will do!

740 Name: Diphenhydramine 50mg : 1993-09-8468 19:57 [No]

How many of these would it take to kill me?

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 20:13 [No]

Playing PC vidya on my tv via nvidia game stream
Fallout 4 ain't so great because wifi, but Bastion ran fine

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 21:05 [No]

>>740
As best I can tell, the LD₅₀ is around 500mg/kg in rats, and probably somewhat less in humans. Assuming you have average (~80kg) body mass, in theory it would take 800 pills (40g) to have a 50% chance of killing you; to have any sense of certainty you'd probably want at least twice that.

In reality, no matter how many pills you take, the most likely result is just some combination of throwing up, passing out, having a seizure and having to get your stomach pumped. Swallowing pills is extremely ineffective as a suicide method and rarely works (~2% success rate). You'd have much better luck with firearms or hanging, so long as you don't mind the risk of permanent brain damage.

More information on diphenhydramine toxicity here; more information on success rates of different suicide methods here. Hope that helps.

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 21:22 [No]

>>742
That was blunt but informative. Are you one of the DQNs who attempted suicide?

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 22:10 [No]

>>743
I spent most of my childhood and teens seriously depressed and isolated, and spent quite a lot of time fantasising about suicide. It was more of a form of escapism or comfort (if things get too much, there's always an easy way out) rather than an actual desire, though. I never made concrete plans or any actual attempts.

These days my life is a lot better, and I have a better perspective on these things. I'm not even against suicide in the abstract; I'd take a utilitarian point of view and say that if the total suffering of the system is decreased by your suicide (i.e. your current and anticipated suffering from continuing to live is greater than the anticipated suffering caused by your suicide) then it's fine by me. Life is not something sacred that has to be maintained at all costs. Just bear in mind that in practice, simply by virtue of the fact that most people have a family, it's highly likely that your suicide will cause more suffering than it solved.

On the other hand, the idle brooding over suicide from my childhood (and, I suspect, >>740) is wholly counterproductive and should definitely be avoided. Successful suicide requires an extremely strong desire to die. The very fact that you, right now, are sitting here reading this rather than already hanging from a noose is proof enough that you will never actually succeed at suicide. Just give up on the idea and focus on trying to improve your life instead. Shikata ga nai.

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 23:14 [No]

>>738

>start a commune

Why start a commune when you can throw a full communist revolution?
Just kill everyone who opposes for being filthy capitalists who aren't kind enough.
I'm sure it will work out fine.

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 23:22 [No]

>>744
It's weird that you're very close to describing me. Like, does daydreaming a lot about suicide suggest that you may be depressed? Did I know that while I was daydreaming? Should I remember when I stopped?

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8468 23:55 [No]

>>745
I too hate when people don't wish to participate in our society. You know they must be plotting to destroy are capitalist values.

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 00:26 [No]

BIP BOP INDIVIDUALISM DETECTED

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 00:44 [No]

　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Individualism ! Individualism !
　⊂彡

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 03:32 [No]

Why do moms have to die?

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 05:22 [No]

When their child dies they stop becoming moms.

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 10:36 [No]

That's a good point actually

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 15:01 [No]

I used to think that crying was a useless activity. But whenever I finally broke down and stopped preventing myself from crying, it was extremely pleasurable. I never understood what catharsis was until then.

754 This post sucked.

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 16:40 [No]

I've been going out in the woods and getting high and realizing things about myself a lot recently. College is what I expected.

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 17:11 [No]

Cuddling. Just cuddling.

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 17:13 [No]

>>734
At the very least, you can find solace on the idea that normal people don't do bad shit just because, and they are looking to obtain something good for themselves or their loved ones.

Most people live justifying their bad acts all the time, and behave as victims of their own circumstances and nobody really wants to be "the bad guy".

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 18:32 [No]

>>757
Ah yes, normal people. The class of goody two-shoes who have never thought for themselves. Us abnormals are special in that we can't be mind controlled by media. They think they're the good guys, but really they're just delusional. Us abnormals know the truth, and if that makes us the bad guys then so be it. It's us vs them.

We know this is all true because we've all experienced it first hand. Our personal experience is a clear window into the nature of this world. We've seen these filthy normals on tv. We've overheard their conversations. We've even met a large amount of them in person. Our beliefs have only been reaffirmed by these encounters.

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 18:42 [No]

>>758
I'm glad we're on the same page.

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 20:02 [No]

Yeah, I cucked him. Cucked him something fierce.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 20:54 [No]

Leave or not leave, live or not live. Screw memories.

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8469 23:54 [No]

High quality postage.

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 12:33 [No]

You know, this seems like a nice time to have lentil soup

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 13:50 [No]

Cute girl who prefers Tetris to human interaction.

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 16:15 [No]

It will be as if a million screechy lispy voices whined out in terror and suddenly couldn't even.

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 19:55 [No]

Gosh_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{pizza hut}}}}}}}}}}

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 20:01 [No]

Golly gosh

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8470 20:02 [No]

I recently read an eromanga wherein a man convinces a girl to have sex with him by performing ventriloquism using his penis. Never mind self-pleasure, a lot of eromanga is worth reading just for the absurd, beautifully contrived plots.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 02:32 [No]

hahahahahaha check the #imwithher twitter feed they're suffering near fatal spaz attacks hahahahahahahahaha

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 02:59 [No]

I voted for Hillary. Don't like either of them. I don't claim to know a lot about politics, but I read through their positions on one of those comparison websites, and I agreed more with Hillary than with Trump. I didn't do much research on the third party candidates, but I probably should have. I don't think I'll be too upset whoever wins. I'm more concerned about who is running for political offices in my state.

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 04:22 [No]

Fucking Florida has been at 96% for an hour now. This is worse than updating Windows.

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 04:28 [No]

>>770 That's the way you should feel, and in a proper republic, you'd be right. Unfortunately, there's way too much concentrated power in DC along with all the corruption that goes with power.

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 04:51 [No]

I'm going to see how long I can go without finding out who wins. I probably won't last longer than 9:30 AM tomorrow.

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 05:59 [No]

>>768
Yeah i really love the ones where the character is a giant. The way they kiss is by placing the other person inside their mouth and bouncing them around with their tongue. I have a problem when it comes to overdosing on eromanga. I made a list of all the obscure tags that I thought were humorous. Hara-pan, drugs, growth, salvia.

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 07:29 [No]

The absolute madman!

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 08:33 [No]

ABSOLUTLY MEMEMAGIC

777 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8471 09:50 [No]

Memes into dreams

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 13:13 [No]

Bob Dole '96

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 16:08 [No]

Only some anime fans believe that the election was decided by an ancient god of chaos, summoned through a random number generator. A lot are just joking.

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 16:38 [No]

sauce code
straight from the sauce

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 17:13 [No]

I love calculus and want to kiss and marry calculus.

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 17:52 [No]

Next day after 20XX elections. One DQN asks another, "How do I emigrate to Germany?"

「アフリカ」 replies the other.

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 20:59 [No]

I got a rootkit. I'm more embarrassed than mad.

784 This post sucked.

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8471 22:26 [No]

Poll: Where is Canada?
1) I don't know.
2) I don't care.

786 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8471 23:42 [No]

Is this what gets leftists to finally understand the importance of the second amendment?

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 03:26 [No]

fucking drama queens all over the goddamn internet

788 This post sucked.

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 04:27 [No]

Some people just need to feel like they are in control.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 05:48 [No]

One space after a sentence or two? You decide!

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 05:50 [No]

>>786
The best possible ending is that Trump is a terrible literal Hitler president and Scott Adams fulfills his promise of assassinating him. Or maybe just the most entertaining ending.

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 10:07 [No]

clumsily upended his bowl of popcorn and said THANKS ME

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 13:32 [No]

Form opinions around a desired image. Strong opinions for strong people. If you want to be unique, call others sheeple.

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 14:09 [No]

Aww the latest episode of Flip Flappers made tears stream down my cheeks

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 14:09 [No]

I know, I know I've let you down.

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 17:21 [No]

I don't get people who leave dirty clothes or miscellaneous junk on their beds. How can you sleep next to a pair of socks? It's ridiculous.

797 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8472 18:26 [No]

He types with a limp wrist

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 20:19 [No]

Cute girl wants to be もふもふed until she's ぽかぽか.

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ)!7bHZaoTMAE : 1993-09-8472 20:33 [No]

>>790
One, unless you're using a typewriter. Unless you have some aversion to automatic typesetting?

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8472 20:52 [No]

>>791
Worth looking forward to.

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