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801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8472 23:00

I don't think much of these lyrics.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 00:15

The hoebe joebes

803 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8473 00:36

Not happening. Since he endorsed Trump later on, he will most likely get assassinated by a Hillary supporter just as he predicted.

804 This post sucked.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 07:23

Personality is basically a vector with n components, n being a large number of fictional characters. As you get to know someone, you establish an idea of their personality based on their distance to key figures.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 12:29

I think you're full of shit, old man!

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 14:59

I'm the fun police. Just checking in to make sure you guys aren't having any fun.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 16:41

The spider living in my bathroom is truly a beautiful specimen. It moves with such stately, deliberate grace. Its slender legs radiate out from its smooth little cephalothorax with such perfect symmetry. I hope some day I can be even a fraction as elegant as that spider.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 17:54

The good news is that she would have said yes. The bad news is that she didn't.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8473 18:13

I just heard that Death Grips referred to themselves as an “art installation”. For some reason, that makes me not care what their lyrics mean so much anymore.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 00:44

I'm quitting a 4 years strong MMO addiction cold turkey, today is my first day off the stuff. I am also unemployed, how am I supposed to spend my limitless free time now?

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:40


813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:41

• get at least somewhat fit. couch to 5k or something. every day do one more pushup than the previous day. whatever, it's up to you.
• can you sustain being unemployed? if not, get a job. it sucks, but money is pretty nice to have when you look in the fridge and the only thing left is ketchup. alternately, you could go to school and put off employment further if you haven't already, and make it so when you ARE employed you'll get more money (assuming you choose your major wisely and actually finish).
• what have you always wanted to be good at? draw? play clarinet? tie fishing lures? hack teh interwebz? whatever it is, choose exactly one thing to focus on, and force yourself to put 3-4 hours of genuine study into it every single day, no matter what, no excuses. if you can somehow sustain being unemployed, either spend double the time or do two different things. you'll suck for a while, and then after a few months you'll realize you're kinda okay, and then after a couple years you'll realize you're decent, and after a few more years you'll realize you're actually pretty good. I guarantee you will definitely hate it sometimes, but that'll pass. keep a log of some sort so you can track your progress and feelings, and only quit if you've hated it for an entire month in a row.
• join a club/organization, volunteer, do something in meatspace that's both social and positive. you don't have to commit a ton of time, but it'll enrich you and provide friendship opportunities. maybe you'll have to go through a few organizations before you find one you want to stick with, that's fine.

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:42

Kill people in the most creative ways possible. Think of the ways you have to cover your tracks and hide evidence while doing increasingly more creative stuff as a game

815 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:53

'Cause when it's the right one you can fuck up the little things.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 01:55

>>812 is completely correct. I wanted to be creative, self-improving and studious, but what >>812 said turned to be my reality.

I'm glad that you're quitting your MMO addiction, congratulations! I can suggest drawing, learning a programming language or two. Perhaps, you could even sincerely read SICP until you completely understand it.

Starting something is hard, enthusiasm and initial easiness wears off in a week or two. But don't give up, stay focused and stay strong! We believe in you!

(I wish I could read >>813's words back in the day)

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 02:01

Did we really just stuffed the guy full of valuable advice in a matter of 15 minutes just a hour after his post? That's blazingly fast, I'm not used to this! It makes my heart race.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 06:44

couch to 5k looks really good...does it work?

819 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8474 07:44

The carnival of feet is coming

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 12:28

Loli yuri is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 18:48

I NEEED to call Trump voters racist because I don't have any good arguments!

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 20:20

Do you mean age-gap loli yuri? Because yuri between two lolis is rare to the point of nonexistence

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 20:46

I was indeed meaning yuri between lolis and it is indeed rare almost to the point of nonexistence.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8474 22:17

I guess he's already making anime real, just we got X in Korea instead of how the meme implied you'd finally be meeting your waifu.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 00:36

I should go to bed already...

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 14:27

Everything's going to be okay.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 15:54

"Did you fuck my girlfriend?"
"Was she the chubby one?"

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 17:51

I hereby name this abomination "first approximation oyakodon".

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 19:18

jus cuz a nigga a DARK elf u niggas be thinkin he a pickpocket an shiet, das racis af ngl

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 21:01

What? Yuri between two lolis is far more common that yuri between a loli and an older woman. Most of the second day of comiket is yuri between two lolis, there are not very many books published of yuri with an older woman.
There's artists who all they do is yuri with only lolis like Sekihan and SOFTCHARM, where the loli yuri with an older woman has barely any published chapters, the only series that springs to mind is Hoshikawa Ginza.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 21:58

i want "dicks out for harambe" poster castrated with a set of indonesian coins
using my power as soothsayer: someone will reply to this post with "dicks out for harambe"

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 22:36

>>831 #ImWithHarambe

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8475 23:19

You once were happy, now you're mad for Harambe.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 00:32

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      (/~"゛''´~"U    ι''"゛''u

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 03:15

What's so special about indonesian coins?

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 03:23

They were Harambe's favorite currency.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 05:34

Introducing NEW Hitori Bocchi no 〇〇 Seikatsu Theme for DQN
   Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (5KB)
 Google Font Free
   Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (4.6KB)

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 05:43

cute cute CUTE

839 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8476 08:06

The exploding circus is coming

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 13:19

Oh my god, this is the best thing ever! It even fixes the unclosed HTML tag earlier in this thread! Thank you so much, I love you forever.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 15:38

</s> wow <s>

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8476 22:09

Any chance of setting a case so it works on /img/ too?

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8477 19:21

I have recently discovered that it seems to be the general consensus that "beat 'em up" is a term only used to describe scrolling fighting games where you fight multiple enemies, such as Streets Of Rage or Golden Axe, and not your one-on-one Tekkens and Street Fighters etc. I have had this the other way round all my life, based on how the Official PlayStation Magazine used the term. Have I really been wrong all these years?

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8477 20:58

I've always used it the first way. "'em" implies a large number of enemies, like "shoot 'em up." Of course, first person and twin stick shooters can have lots of enemies, but shmups claimed the name first.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 00:53

I wanna see Michael Bay remake the Aristocats.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 01:03

Why is it 1am already...

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 01:29

Now i miss the days of Punctual Gomez.

848 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8478 02:11

The self-sufficient funny dogglys are doing wonders for the community

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 02:45

The "does this style not look right" link isn't offset correctly, it appears half way out of the border on the thread list.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:33

I'm thinking about doing an update later and might add a theme for /img/, but for right now, I've updated it to remove the style from /img/. Have fun!

   Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (5KB)
 Google Font Free
   Stylish (246KB); CSS Only (4.6KB)

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 05:41

Can you give a pic? Is it on dqn or another 4-ch board? What browser? It's a pretty hacky fix for whenever the user hasn't already loaded Pseud0ch, so I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't always work.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 15:58

Mr. Trashman, bring me some trash.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 16:41

Make it disgusting, and smelly like ass.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 19:56

devkitpro are stuck in the 90s or something, it's embarrassing


855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 22:51

My baby brother killed himself in some really fucked up situation and in a really fucked up way. Me and our mom are destroyed and traumatized. Knowing what I know, I don't know how to move on. I have no idea how to help my mom.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 23:10

Wow, that really sucks. I don't know what to say.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8478 23:25

If you can afford it, therapy is probably the best first step. Your insurance might cover it. I can't imagine what that must be like, but I hope it doesn't stop you from ever being happy again.

858 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8478 23:54

Wait was he an actual baby or did you mean it as your younger brother? Either way, that sucks, and I wish I had some words of consolation.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 04:45

I like it very much.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 15:26

That is horrible, I can only imagine what you and your mother must be feeling. Please stay strong dokyun.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 16:12

Stay by her side, she needs you. What could be worse for a mother than to outlive her child?

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8479 17:27

I've been there. It's an awesome and beautiful piece of history.

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 02:12

I guess I just have a bad batch of razors

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 09:26

Cute girl enraptured by the beauty of nature.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 16:25

joke exactly old enough that the proper response at the time of its creation involved imitating the social conventions of using a land line

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 16:58

I'm really tired. Is this why people use caffeine?

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 18:08

>>867 The strategy involves using caffeine to delay your tiredness to a more convenient time.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 18:08

I hate software. I hate all the javascript bullshit, all the frameworks that crop up, all the development techniques and superstar conferences. I hate every protocol and framework out there. I don't want to do this anymore.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 19:19

Front-end development is a rat race of wheel reinvention. I hate it and stay away as much as possible.
More fun things include: server-side programming (the rest of "full stack"), games (anything from text adventures through consoles to Unity), hardware stuff like Arduino, desktop software, stabbing yourself in the leg with an 300-pack of toothpicks. I've tried it all and it all beats Javascript.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 21:27

Exactly, all that garbage. And I doomed myself to what >>870 stays away from by slacking instead of learning and expanding my knowledge.

Front-end frameworks are absolute worst, I bet their "superstars" are pretenious stuck-up stereotypical canadian lumberjack wannabes.

I'd rather fuck my brains out and hack some good custom CSS than use a framework. But... I really want to switch away from all this.

Captcha: geib

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 21:43

That mention of text adventures reminded me of a text adventure I made myself a few years ago, which I just went back and played through. This was from when I was still very new to programming. Code features:

  • Literally zero comments
  • A grand total of nine functions, of which six are just one clumsily constructed dialogue tree
  • Function definitions randomly interspersed between variable definitions at the start of the code
  • The main game loop is more than 800 lines long and composed pretty much entirely of if and print statements. At one point it has ten nested conditionals.

Despite all that, the game itself is surprisingly solid. I remember I bugtested it to death, and it really is, as best I can tell, genuinely bug free. And the puzzles and game mechanics are quite interesting, even if some of the solutions are a bit abstruse.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8480 22:05

Oh all the other job postings are garbage too. "Devops"? For what? So that I have to fight against Lennart Poettering's contraptions while rebooting docker fucking containers with whatever fingers I have free? It's hell.

And nobody wants to hire you for half the stack unless you're a fucking amazing at their domain.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 01:34

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 06:38

I'm javascripting for my job right now, and I have to say it's not really that bad if you're not required to use any frameworks.

What I'm more worried about is that my next job is to rewrite and optimize a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people. It would be faster to ignore the perl scripts and write it from scratch, but the people who wrote the code don't remember what it does, nor do they have time to explain anything.

I want to play it.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 07:48

poison the attic I am
chewing gum fishing

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 09:54

I mean, parts of the Silicon Valley + Bay Area culture has permeated that domain pretty thoroughly. You're not exactly wrong.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 10:20

the shiny new framework every other week I can deal with. the resulting build ("build" ffs how did we get to this point!?) spaghetti fails I can deal with. JS is a strange language and not in a good way, though something I can deal with. it's the shitty cargo cult, agile, scrumming, management fuckwittery that drives me insane.


>a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people.

do things like this really still exist? even the worst PHP I've seen doesn't sound as bad as this.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 13:28

They probably pushed all buttons until it did something - and now they hate to admit this.

Captcha: diy

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 19:47

Perl is as easy as any other scripting language to write big maintainable programs, but it's also infamously easy to make a giant ball of mud that nobody understands a week after writing, and much easier than other languages to end up with something totally opaque and inscrutable - it rewards you for being too clever for your own good. I don't envy the task of dealing with it.

Interestingly though, I feel the opposite of >>878 about JS. "Build" makes sense; I could write TypeScript and have a compiler check my code, but the shiny frameworks, npm/bunt/grillpack/react/whatever just reek of hipsters ignoring several decades of software to be the first to do something that everyone later realises was a bad idea.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8481 21:45

Upload it so we can have a go at it

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 00:51

Cute partly-deaf girl with a loud dog.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 03:44

He was 16. Thanks you all.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 04:22

I meant to just "thank," damnit.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 10:54

Cute bunnygirl's big floppy bunny ears tickling you under the chin as she snuggles up close to your chest.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 12:54

Hatsune Miku's cold feet on my face.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 13:20

I shouldn't be enjoying this combination of BO and deodorant so much

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 14:46

Knock yourselves out. Try not to read the source code before playing, it contains lots of spoilers.
I bet you can't get any of the good endings without cheating!

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 18:15

every time i check out one of those giveaway of the day free software sites its giving away some weird PDF utility. who needs that?

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 20:33

RIP demanding thread (again).
It's such a good thread, why must it keep dying?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8482 23:05

The Santa mythos is a weird cross between wonder and bureaucracy.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:27

♪ California girls, we like to take our panties off ♪
♪ Cream-filled pussy and titties on top ♪

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:31

I think a combination of bad: people are lazy, and good: people want to wait until they can fulfill the demand well.

894 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8483 00:34

Stop pooping, starts shitting.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 08:18

I was listening to this also. I had that "I'm Wide Awake" song in my head.
♪ I wanna rape ♪

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 08:40

I think that's pretty much what happened. Of the three, one is a cargo cult programmer, one writes inscrutable code that may or may not be working as intended, and the third is decent but still doesn't comment anything.

For example, there's a directory full of perl modules with generic names like CODE.pm and COM.pm, with a note from the cargo cult guy that says "not sure which modules were needed so I just copied everything." And of course none of them seem to know how to use scope, so use strict is off and everything is a global variable. Sometimes they even reference variables from other modules, so you have to go hunting to find which .pm file that variable is in. Oh, and their "version control" consists of copying all files into a dated folder.

On the bright side, it's pretty easy to shine when the standards are low!

vc: shidick

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 11:54

Cute girl making cute approximations to a system of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations.

You know, like she uses little hearts instead of primes to denote differentiation with respect to a single variable, and this one time when she's making a change of variables she forgets the Jacobian and gets all flustered and goes "あわわ!".

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 17:56

I'm having an autistic day.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:20


900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 18:23

900 thoughts in 74 days! That's got to be a record.

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