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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 22:19

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This Week in Hiddlesland

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-9515 22:30

The moment I realised I'd fallen for you was when I found the first bug in your code.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 00:43

weeaboo shit = roman empire
normalfags = visigoths
DQN = denpa praetorian guard defending empress nanahira from the normalfag onslaught to their final breath

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 00:58

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lives
And ways to say I died

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 22:05

All out of freelance gigs and money, might as well work on my game.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 23:10

I am without place.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:03

I got a long and shitty assignment completed fuck yes

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 02:08

[Just Dance] Hare Hare Yukai

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 11:00

[advice] I found out the lady I flirted with is the shogun's daughter and I am not samurai caste [i want to live] [HELP]

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 19:51

I dreamt of kissing a cute girl on her cheeks.

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 21:17

There are many dubs but these dubs are my dubs and I invite you to check them

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9517 21:57

>>10 i dream of that too

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 03:58

cheeks subs

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9518 05:09


15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 09:47


16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 11:05

I've always had a special fondness for every 14GET I've seen. I like to take the nicest ones, print them out, and frame them. Thank you for this.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 15:01

Watching regionally targeted ads while traveling is fun cuz you can see what each region is gullible to.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 18:32

The last thread had such a bad 999get :(((((

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 19:04

It's not his fault he didn't know...

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 21:43

Are you better yet?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 22:34

>>999-from-last-thread-san, I hope you die.

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 01:08

What the fuck is even a control unit

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 01:42

do you likey licky licky?

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 04:29

still not a fan of how job apps in my field are basically tuned so that i'd have to lie to apply for them

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 04:39

Bro I am just straight up not a fan of US foreign policy rn

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 10:37

someone stop me from dropping $300 on heavy things to throw on the floor

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 13:46

dokimastic would also be a pretty good name for a hentai artist

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9519 18:47

My iPhone's OS takes up more than half of its 16GB of storage, so I have like no space to work with..

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 01:08

I've been seriously considering quitting my non-sense office job and learning a trade like cooking or some shit. I fail to see what's the point of continuing doing what I'm doing. Which is kinda fucked when I think that four years ago I couldn't imagine myself doing something else

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9520 11:19

cooking as an occupation is no picnic... but nah don't feel bad about feeling the need to get away from what seems more rational, even if it's just a fancy, there's a need you have and ya gotta feed it

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 04:03

When you find the cookie jar, it's hard not to go back for more

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 06:19

noise rap dqncore artist "mc dubs checkem"

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 06:19

dubs check em

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:00

Checking dubs or asking another to isn't very DQN

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:27

I check and double-check my dubs

because I care

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:33

u mena VIP, it's DQN because it's not hard to get dubs here (which is part of the joke)

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:42

>>36 Seems like a /b/tard thing

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 18:45

>>37 well it is and it's also dqn

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9521 21:59

It's more of an [s4s] thing, also nice digits, >>33

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 03:47

>>33 how do I checkem on the 4-ch discussion boards

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 04:06

check em

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 10:18

I'm really hating how every few years it gets to the point where I can't run a browser without it eating all my RAM.

Like, a video and a text editor. At the same time, without hiccups. Please.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 15:18

>>42 nah fuck you buy my new graphics card

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 17:03

My 12-year-old iMac on Mavericks is still doing great!

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 17:40

consider yourself checked

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 18:02

>>44 this post suffers from suckment

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9522 21:43

u mena haskal

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 06:46

I've been picking the skin around my thumbs compulsively for nearly 15+ years and I think it's finally at the point where it's infected. Looks nasty. At the point where people notice it and ask what's wrong with my thumbs. I don't know how to tell them that I compulsively scratch and pick at my thumbs.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 10:23

did another 4ch*n clone bite the dust to cause this influx of shitty posts

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 13:59

I am terrified of the future.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 15:01

How do I get back into pokemon, I want to seduce my friend's retarded 12 yr old brother

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 17:59

No, I just like using imageboard lingo because it makes you mad

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 18:19

Disregard that I suck cocks

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 20:31

Sure thing, cocksucker.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 21:31

I was feeling nostalgic, sorry

vc: deese [nuts]

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 22:03

I too miss 2014

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 23:41

i made pasta sauce out of leftover carnitas is this globalism

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9523 23:59

>>57 whoa massive cultural appropriation not cool man

unless you're not white, in which case go wild with it.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 04:21

Can't wait to check >>66-kun's dubs

60 Name: vc: nobement : 1993-09-9524 16:03

ancient internet friends i can still remember: apparently disappear 10+ years ago


the truth hurts. lol!

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 18:22


62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 18:49


63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 19:36

pours one out for my lost internet homies

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9524 19:42

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 08:25

What were these galleries?

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 10:22

>>65 oh of course they're gone

One was the original upload of the "bröther may I have some lööps" cat

the other was an announcement from the 9523rd saying the cat had passed away. She was 9.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 11:23

Alright never mind, I got got, she's fine

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 16:43

well hey there deathly allergic to gluten, i'm dad

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 18:37

Yoshinoya on the moon

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 19:20

How did it get there?

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 19:43

Same way Subway and Applebee's did, apparently

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9525 21:50

Life is ass.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 02:58

Also, ass is life.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 07:05

>>73 Tits are life, ass is hometown.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 08:36

I like eating food that has sad facial expressions on it

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 11:12

Best reason to stay neet is you don't have to smell other people's SHIT every time you want to get your weenie out.
Every SHIT is a new nasal sensation. I will smell every kind of SHIT there is

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 11:42

You can't run away forever.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 15:10

Bitch I can't even run

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 15:13

shit I really should have sent her a message lmao

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 15:56

i made a food today

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 19:19

The internet is structurally designed to make it easier than ever to be a self destructing shut in

It's never been easier to never leave your house! It's never been easier to abandon family and friends. It's never been easier to disappear off the face of the Earth. It's never been easier to get designer drugs shipped to your house.

What's the suicide rate for extremely online native internet adopters post '93?

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9526 23:49

Go to bed you little shit.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 02:22

I know you don' like what it like, but that how it be

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 03:25

All these people who insist in shoving some gay into otherwise sexless stories are reminding me of the people who, when a new game was announced back in the early PC days, asked for an Amiga version.

so fucking whiny...

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 05:43

Imagine thinking treihat
Imagine thinking

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 11:51

Is Melon Felon a racist slur?

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 18:33

they think I get laid on the reg at my workplace (´・ω・`)

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 20:06

I want a hug ;_;

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 20:20

I always thought "ngl" meant "neon genesis later", as in "what I'm about to say might cause some contention, and you can disagree with me, but we can still watch neon genesis later and be cool about it and just get on with our lives"

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 21:19

Open fart night.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 21:40

I used to be quite the subversive teen myself. But then I got tired of it. Isn't being a rebel boring? You're never satisfied.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9527 22:59

My hair sucks.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 09:12

Fuck technology

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 09:25

I am always surprised when I come back to this site and it's still up and running

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 11:47

not a tranny but if there was some kind of magic button that would turn me into a stay-at-home anime mom who says "ara ara" and has several school aged children and a salaryman husband i'd smash it with the force of a thousand suns

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 13:27

That's not a very cis fantasy

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 15:28

>>95 I think you mean "ora ora"

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 15:33

Wild Words isn't really a good font, but everything else looks wronger

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 18:29


100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 18:57

Reading some tool on the bird site trying to mock a Bavarian themed tourist rap / shopping town because that's the sorta tool he is and some other tool told me ta read it before I remembered who he was.

Japan has these, too. None of this is news to me.

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 19:17

I saw that earlier too, I think, he was just hamming it up for internet thumbs

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 20:51

muda muda

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9528 21:48

>>97 Not that kind of mom...

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 00:05

I found a pair of little girls socks at the arcade today and I've been fapping with them ever since I got back to my place. I just love the cloth and the mix of perfume and cheese smell

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 09:55

I like Outback Steakhouse.
I like steak.
But I do not like Outback Steakhouse's steak.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9529 22:45

I like my steak like I like my women... bloody!

Haha jk I don't like steak but oh how I love bloody girls and girly blood

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 00:01

a pair of what now

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 07:57

>>107 He missed an apostrophe but it's a pair of socks belonging to a little girl.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 17:08

Kill yourself

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 17:50

How "foreign" for lack of a better term do english people sound to americans? I always assumed the answer was not particularly because americans don't sound very "foreign" to me, but maybe that's just because I hear them a lot

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 17:57

We hear you guys less than you hear us I imagine.

The biggest difference I can tell is you pronounce 80 as ay-tee and we pronounce it AD.

I once heard a British person say fourteen, and I couldn't tell if they said fourteen or forty, because the first syllable is pronounced exactly the same in that accent, with the only difference being the N at the end. In America, fourteen is pronounced with a strong t, and forty is pronounced with a strong d.

The t/d is a fairly consistent difference between the accents, not getting into any of the more complex and subtle differences.

That said, some of our own accents are probably exotic to others. The accent the world is most familiar with is our midwest accent because it is fairly bland and neutral. But some southern accents like the new orleans accent or even some northern accents like the Minnesota accent probably sound completely novel to outsiders.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 18:14

>that accent

There are a lot of accents across the British Isles, rather than a "British accent"

English people sound very foreign to me, and I'm Welsh...

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9530 18:21

Just like most people think of the Midwest accent as 'the American accent' I was simplifying based on the London accent and whatever those people on the BBC speak

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 02:17

>>110 Middlin' foreign, where extremely foreign while still speaking English would be South African, and barely foreign would be rural Canadian. Your various regional accents have interesting musical qualities too.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 05:53

The accent I heard when I was in London for a month was distinct for it's lack of 't' (the term "water bottle" amused them). The "British accent" that melts the panties off over here is usually either RP/"posh"/"cut-glass"/"BBC", or in some cases a really cleaned up Yorkshire. As far as English-from-England goes, Americans don't get media exposure to much besides those three (there's West Country, but it's presented as pirates or hobbits so most wouldn't be able to place it correctly).

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 09:41

My favourite English accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od4pgqWdiCA I think it's called Estuary English

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 09:57

>>109 Don't be mean. No bullying

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 10:25

The enunciation is completely different, all across the UK. FOURty vs fourTEEN.
The real biggest difference: the American R is one of the weirdest sounds in the world. It's a complete giveaway as they often can't hide it, and it's obvious when an ESL person has learnt English from an American.

Nice trips btw

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 11:47

Wereplane. When you see a chemtrail you turn into a cessna. Also wearplane, the aviation equivalent of a fursuit

I'm giving these ideas out for free, you're fucking welcome

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 14:13

I'm having a Dragonball kick right now. Does this mean I'm turning black

121 Name: vc: pebut : 1993-09-9531 14:20

>>118 I found that maddening in grade school Spanish and Japanese classes. Yeah, fine, trying to contort your tongue posture for new sounds can be difficult, but some fuckers didn't even feel the need to try for four years.

Actually drives me a little nuts; most references seem to conceive of "General American" (not a real thing, just imagine all media personalities jumped in a blender) "er" as schwa-r, but what I've heard my entire life is much more like r being treated as a vowel.

Also, a lot of people aren't aware that some of us are going around using "bunched" postalveolar approximant r and some of us are using retroflex r (well, it's really a continuum...) because the difference is basically inaudible. Which shouldn't be a problem except there are many people who are supposed to know better who don't.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 14:31

I didn't know that! I've been contorting my lips in a stupid-looking asymmetric snarl to make the sound.

captcha: blurort

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 16:20


124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 17:43

Just killed Ornstein and Smough after trying for 3 days, I beat the entire mega-Smough with no estus and an invisible amount of hp, now I'm losing to a fucking metal pig.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 21:08


126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9531 23:55

Hey asshole, the American R comes from your country. Like many things British criticize Americans for, this is one of those things we inherited from you and then one day you all collectively decided you were too good for it. Just like how we got the word soccer from you.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 00:02

Also our customary measurement system, our dating system, and our love for empire...

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 00:54


129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 06:53

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 09:54

That's right. The entire rest of the English-speaking world held a committee meeting one day in the 19th century and collectively decided to stop R-ing. Webster got mad that America wasn't invited and dedicated the rest of his life to trashing his country's dialect in protest.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 11:53

> the gaijin think they have dialects


132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 13:09

Not quite my accent something I have faced https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tffp64Lu10

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 13:43

Wait a minute. Is Japan the only place with dialects?

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 14:30

>>133, of course not. More like supposed gulfs in English dialects ('t least 'fore some'ne gets two beers in) would look humorously minor to many other languages' speakers.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 15:00

Orthogonal to the point I was making... even so, I guess you've never met a northerner

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:14

Only people in America that speak a dialect are former slave owners and black people

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:20

>>135 Raided with one for a year, actually (though, to be fair, his enunciation was not). Reminds me, maybe the least understandable guy I've gamed with was 10 years ago, a poor bastard in a different guild whose native language was Gaelic. He wasn't properly educated in English for some reason; meant he basically had nobody to talk to online and everything he said made you think you had a stroke.

Here in the Old Dominion we've got a couple of (rare) accents that exhibit some similar vowels to some northern "tongues" despite them being completely unrelated. And the preeminence of regional slang tends to be played up a bit, unless you work in an old industry. What I'd consider a dialect by other language's standards is Scots.

Though, I don't consider myself good at hearing through accents, mind you; I consider myself poor at hearing spoken communication in general so it equalizes somewhat.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:23

Tried to type 獣 and IME's first suggestion is けものフレンズ

Please don't do this to me ;_;

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:32

>>136 and city folk and suburbanites and rural peeps and nor'easters and midwesterners and westerners and Californians and Jerseyites and New Yawkas and ChiCAAgoans and Pepp'ridge Fahm remembahs.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 16:43

i wish the language board got more traffic

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 18:17

I don't use any board except this one, they all seem far too dead

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9532 23:18

I am not okay.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 08:06


>What I'd consider a dialect by other language's standards is Scots.

Scots is a language, one of three spoken in Scotland - there are many Scottish dialects, collectively known as the Scots language

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 08:07

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 10:59


146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 11:16

Can some of you go to https://www.youtube.com and tell me if you can see view counts under the video titles? I think I've messed something up....

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 11:17


> Scots is a language, one of three spoken in Scotland - there are many Scottish dialects, collectively known as the Scots language

"A language is a dialect with an army and a navy."

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 14:17

>>124 keep fighting the good fight
captcha: chaos witch queang

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 14:30

If figuratively was an easier word to say than literally, would teenage girls be doing everything figuratively?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 15:39

>>145 yo angelo

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 17:08

they literally would

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 17:28

I am so weak.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 21:41

dead flag blues sure is more fitting nowadays than it was on 1999.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 22:49

Scots is a forced meme. AAVE has more grammatical departures from Standard English than Scots does and nobody considers that a separate language.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9533 23:11

>>154 Not sure what AAVE is but Scots isn't just "grammatical departures from Standard English", maybe you're thinking of Scottish English.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 01:18


157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 01:31

I know what it is, I know what your arguments are for calling it a separate language. The main argument is that it's a dialect of Middle English that historically evolved separately from Standard English. Despite this claim of linguistic isolation, Scots shares most of the convergences that happened between Middle and Modern English, and it's also arguable that Scots was never fully isolated from Standard English to begin with. After all, you guys share an island.

You're just a dialect of English that says "wee bairns" and pronounces the gh in daughter, as far as I'm concerned. I once listened to a professor give a 30 minute lecture in Scots and I thought it was a total joke that he was acting like he was speaking a different language.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 08:07

>>157 I would say the main argument is that it's how people talk in Scotland and none of that historical posturing (nice wikipedia skills). I don't know, you say you what it is and what the arguments are, but you seem to be making quite shallow observations about it. Do you think similarly about Norwegian compared to Danish, or other similar languages born from shared roots?

(I'm Welsh btw but my wife is Scottish)

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 08:16

Someone cluelessly trying to educate a Scottish person about their own language, who turned out to be Welsh, is the funniest thing I've seen so far today

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 10:15

Maybe this is bait for a language game, I never understood the issue people have with this.
Ok, plenty of people tend to overuse the term "literally" when the factual meaning of their full sentence is actually "figuratively" - however, people rarely seem to consider the (obvious) fact that "literally" is used as hyperbole for additional emphasis. It's usually clear from the context that the writer still intends the non-literal meaning to be understood. In fact, it's probably extremely unlikely that someone uses the term "literally" incorrectly, but rather it's much more likely that they deliberately use it subversively to exaggerate their statement.

The use of the term "figuratively" in the sense of:
"They're figuratively on fire."
Only serves to belittle the main premise of the statement. It's like saying "They're on fire, but not really haha it's just an expression", drawing attention away from the metaphor/simile/idk, the opposite of exaggeration. Why would teenage girls want to apply such a tone to their words? surely, they would be better off just saying "They're on fire" (which is easier to say than "They're literally on fire", anyway).

It's not like sentences have to make absolute factual sense, we can mix and mash metaphors and warp meanings without breaking understanding, it's part of the joy of speech. It's why we can stay stuff like "This sentence is false" or "I have no words". Meaning is greater than simple definitions.

Even if you disagree with that, keep in mind that there is no correct definition of a word. Language is constantly evolving, with plenty of definitions inverting over time as popular "mis-usage" becomes standard usage. And 'literally' has been used as a dramatic intensifier for centuries; see any of the number of examples available online that I'm too lazy to add here.

Anyway, what that means for you, >>149, is that you might be autistic.

161 Name: vc: cowghing : 1993-09-9534 11:56

Well, you see, >>160,

>It's not like sentences have to make absolute factual sense
>there is no correct definition of a word

Are things not everyone, or even many people, agree with. Really, most people are seeking shared values, but will move heaven and earth to avoid changing their own. Same goes with the use of language. Has it ever struck you that phrases like:

> I never understood the issue people have with this.

can come across as disingenuous? It seems to me you totally do understand. But the case you have made is less about not understanding ad more about not caring. It's your prerogative to not care, mind you. To mix and "mash" as you say, can be quite alright. To not care about shit that doesn't matter to you is an economic necessity; we only get so much time in this life. But deviating from established expressions makes a lot of people [sic].

There has long been a bit of a culture war going on between the importance objective and subjective values have, and language has long been one of the ways people posture themselves on this battlefield. Although I state it as a dichotomy, it is not. There are a great many people who prize objective truth who do not speak sincerely, and there are a great many sincere speakers who can't admit that what comes up must come down simply because they saw an exception. Boggles me greatly, being someone who values both objectivity and sincerity, but it seems to be the case.

162 Name: thus spoke >>160 : 1993-09-9534 15:36

Rather than understanding or caring, my only claim is that I do not understand why people care, though perhaps I should've chosen my words better given the discussion topic. And I hate to quote, but:

> deviating from established expressions makes a lot of people [sic].

What a wonderful use of language!!!!

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 19:18

>the main argument is that it's how people talk in Scotland
And it's no different than Scottish English at all, how is that an argument? why is American not its own language but Scots is?

My main source of Scots is the novel trainspotting that I read four years ago, written entirely in Scots, which is terrible by the way. It's just poorly spelled English. There is not one construction unique to Scots in that whole terrible book. Shouldn't be called a different language. Anyway, I don't know why you don't believe that somebody else could possibly know what Scots is and assume that they must be using Wikipedia.

Seriously, if you're gonna call Scots a language I'm calling AAVE a separate language from now on.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 19:26

Also, the insistence that "literally" should mean "an event that happened in reality" is itself a figurative usage of the word that literally means "pertaining to literature"

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 20:18

isn't that "literary", though? not trying to be a dick or anything, actual question.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 20:42

They share the same root, but have different connotations (in part due to the different life that "literal" has taken on). Literary is more often used to refer to literature, literal is more often used to refer the individual wordings within literature.

The usage of literal meaning "straight forward/non-figurative/down to earth/etc." comes from the notion of interpreting a text "by the book" (i.e only using what is written), a "literal interpretation".

The word literal has left the domain of literature a long time ago. When most people mean "factual/non-hyperbole" they are taking this meaning of the word and extending its usage to oral speech, movies (making it possible to say "that scene wasn't meant to be taken 'literally'").

They are literally using the word figuratively.

Also, >>161 is an asshole.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9534 21:59

>>163 Scots has different words and pronunciations than Scottish English. Trainspotting though, okay... I don't know what to tell you...

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 01:12

I'm sorry for being a dick earlier about your own country's language, but couldn't you just as easily argue those are dialect differences? What would you say are the differences between Scottish English dialects and Scots itself?

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 06:27

mike morhaime here to let all my friends at dqn know that I support the policies of xi jinping and deng xiaoping. long live the honorable chairman and the people's republic!

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 08:13

>>168 I'm Welsh, and I don't know why it's a big deal to you

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 12:03

I just like studying languages

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9535 12:57

I am awful.

173 Name: IQ=85 : 1993-09-9535 14:12

I am andrew.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 01:02

c++ was designed by a person who both wanted to absolutely minimize typing AND use all the symbols on the keyboard.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 04:31

dqn girlfriend

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 09:30

174 please try APL for me

I had my first encounter with a smug Lisp weenie yesterday. I thought they were mythical creatures but no, here the guy was, stating his opinion as fact and being condescending about it. Bonus points for the overuse of 😄

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 12:19

squeeks + bps = beeps

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 13:18

I like LISP 😄

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 13:27

Please don't shout Lisp

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 15:40

or lithp either

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 16:31

We don't need their oil, and they don't make anything else of value. Fuck 'em.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 18:21

nice palindrome get

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 20:40

Might post about Japan Rail

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 21:43


185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9536 23:33


186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 10:00

There's apparently been two Red Scares, so the next one would technically be Red Scare 3.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9537 13:24

red scare the podcast?

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 01:06

don't come to dqn just to boomerpost ok

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 06:45

Come to dqn to check these lovely dubs

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 08:44

Imagine an actual boomer on dqn. Unless it's the one putting things in the 'things from other places' thread where I can't tell whether it's endorsement or ridicule

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 18:16

I don't want to see what the cursed boomer shit of my own generation will look like, but I'm concerned, because I believe I'm seeing its precursors every day now.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9538 21:05

let's bend this horseshoe into a loop

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 09:23

some fauxetic nonsense about "2nd person" in a video game

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9539 11:29

There was a 2nd-person view cheat in Tekken 2!

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 01:45

Realized all too late that the reason it felt like my mother was snitching on me to the doctor with potentially humiliating details was precisely because she was trying to humiliate me.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 14:57

I have such a brilliant mood today, and I don't know why. I feel like my blood's effervescent it's so weird.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 20:59

There is a theory in my head that FLOSS desktops, with some modifiability in theory and the whole world open in terms of potential, could've been a starting point of a sort of UI renaissance despite all their other flaws. Like who cares if it's shit as long as there's experimentation. Being someone who translates as a hobby, I'm specifically thinking of like integrated dictionaries and hot-swappable locales.

Practical reality, of course, begs to differ. Nobody will adopt your idea and UI coding is hell on earth, apparently.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 21:45

Being sophisticated doesn't just mean knowing synonyms...

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9540 22:46

This is my inflection point.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 15:33

"change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
The Microsoft Sound.wav"

seriously reminds me of accidentally-scares-kids 90s stuff, so good job whoever made that, you nailed it

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 18:15

Can I please have a mobile site that isn't just an extended ad for your shitty app?

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 20:47

i hope the next big thing in functional programming is imperative programming

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 21:17

it's about 5 brazilian times harder to turn imperative programs into functional programs than the other way around. I'll stick with functional

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 21:21


205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9542 04:43

what do you call a contest where people compete to try and lift the heaviest tempura overhead as they can?

juuryou agemono

206 Name: koishi on muh mind : 1993-09-9542 16:14


207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 01:37

all the canceled webcomics accumulated in my head over the years make me sad

pretty much all comics are shit when i think about it, and webcomics doubly so. but i still wished to see those finished pieces of garbage, even when like partway through the author suddenly got replaced with a completely insane clone and changed it to something that offended me to the core.

which is something that happens concerningly often in webcomics actually, but its true that such changes of "art" are a huge productivity killer in a medium already infamous for falling behind schedule.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 12:02

These virgin comics have too fallen beneath the mighty bonequest.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 11:25

I have no sense.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 12:30

Another one of those early 2000s era 3DSmax/photoshop blending text shitposts that people over analyze in yt comments

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9545 02:49

yeah it's nothing deep, it's just rare something hits my nostalgia buttons.

it's more like if there was a geocities fansite for 3001: A Reading & Math Odyssey then perfectly distilled into a low effort meme

(i cannot explain the exact way that game gave me the creeps because now it doesn't)

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9545 22:25


213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 22:09

Homina homina NOooooo

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 23:30

Sunlight breaking through clouds.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9547 12:45

are they a shota with a boda or a loli with ecoli

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9547 17:01


217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 00:08

fuck it's clammy out

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 07:49

4-ch is basically the only site in the "chanosphere" that i still use regularly, when did i become a riajuu

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 13:54

I think it's a funny meme because there's a good chance a Japanese game dev from the early 90s could have tried to pass "change da world" as a poignant farewell message while working on an obscure RPG

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 22:56

I am stupid now.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 12:37



222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 19:04

big oof

look at my number
great, isn't it?

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 11:27

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 14:29


225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 19:38


226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 23:25

Is there an annual award for Most Leisurely Merge Onto the Freeway? I feel like I'm always behind a top-ranked competitor.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9552 13:23

Thanks babe, you made my day

228 Name: vc: suckoge : 1993-09-9552 23:57

to baldly go where the federaton needs its best goons to be

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 04:48

gay boy advance

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 07:06

> Nordic software company connects 160,000 honey bees to the Internet


231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 13:09

a fat tribute act called Lil Plump

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:23

has DQN slowed down recently? not complaining or celebrating, just observing

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:51

Depends on how many of the six regulars are hanging around.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 15:27

It's a little tougher to riff on stuff here recently, for various reasons. Ebbs and flows though.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 20:11

I fucking despise American comics and action cartoons, especially the "serious" ones where all the characters have eyes the size of an insect's and stand like they have a metal rod up their ass. Shit like young justice or those disney marvel shows that I keep forgetting exist.

It's all so fucking stupid, yet it takes itself so seriously that it puts me to sleep.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22


how many words are there in a portuguese dictionary?

i dunno, like a brazilian?????

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 10:52

shitty usb plug meets shitty usb ports

fml i can't remember the last time my hardware just let me fucking touch type

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 12:26

>>232-234 i've been moving away from the internet in general recently, it just doesn't feel fresh and cozy anymore

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:15

>>239 What have you been doing instead?

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:24

venting about how the internet sucks now

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:52

>>241 using the internet?

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 17:59

aha! checkmate, sheeple

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:30

playin mahjong tonight and almost got my first IRL yakuman... I was in kokushi musou tenpai and the player next to me called ron on an invalid hand and unknowingly chombo’d me out of it. my next draw would’ve been tsumo...

i want to die

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:40

I swear the guy on the radio said "Idiot 5 FM" just now.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:41

don't need no putty dice
don't need no human rice

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 04:03

You are in a coma. Please wake up. We love you and miss you very much. YOU ARE IN A COMA. YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 13:04

Sexy vertebrae.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 14:29

You are in a coma. You are lying in an small bed, west of a ventilator, with an IV drip.
There is a small trashcan here.

What will you do?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 15:10

Lie down for a bit longer

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 21:14


252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:46

Why does it have to be like thee?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 23:55

>>247 if you're in a coma, how the fuck did you post that here?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 02:31

He's talking to me, not you.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 07:29

broke: handsome thursday
woke: taiyou to ketsu

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 21:09


257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 00:35

>>256 Weird, I was singing that today...

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 02:19

You continue lying down for another 10 minutes, or is it 10 days? It's impossible for you to keep track of the passage of time.

You focus your willpower on your penis. After a great deal of focus, you manage to produce a few drops of precum. If you're lucky, perhaps the nurse will notice this.

You have exhausted 60 willpower.

Current willpower: 40/100

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 04:29

Pep-O-Mint o Wint-O-Green

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 09:58

Astral project into my crush's dreams.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 13:46


262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 20:34

spend 40 willpower points on trying to ejaculate again

vc: quuyung

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 03:58

Let go your Genso tether
Enter the kyo
Become fried shrimp

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 09:24

no love deep web except it's no love homo thug

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 13:32

I show no love
to PoMo thugs
Empty out reload throw more slugs
How you gonna explain Paul de Man?
Even if we quash a beef I ain't touchin' ya hand

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:48

When do people that say PoMo think post modernism actually took place.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 15:15

"Washed and ready to eat", except for the furry larva right at the bottom who must've been thriving there for weeks

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 19:24

14 = 14 words, "I am a real american and I fight for the rights of every man"
88 = HH = Hulk Hogan brother!

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 03:35

Another day, another punk on the netto saying "Just learn Japanese 4Head" except they're serious.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 01:53

A family of frauds.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:36

I like the idea of a discussion thread in which each post must contain a non-trivial word that occurs in the previous post, or at least a word that is a member of the same word family. An example (unintentional?) is >>264.265.266
Of course, such a thread wouldn't serve much of a purpose since there already exists a [Contentless] thread such as this one, already full of peak discussion. But I thought the idea was novel.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:49

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:51

>>271 Is that not just "discussing a subject" where statements are linked together by a common phrase or idea - the subject matter?

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:21

it's like renga except with not finding rinne distasteful

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:54

>>273 not necessarily, as the forced reuse of a particular word does not prohibit a change of subject. Adjacent posts need not have anything meaningful in common. I think minor constraints on writing lead to interesting posts, like the [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] thread, or twitter's 140-character limit, for example.

>>272 thanks. my untested attempt at linking was in bad taste

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 11:35

"Only moomin" said Sniff, raising his gun toward Snorkmaiden's face.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 16:52

what if we combined discord and reddit

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 17:51

>>277 you'd basically get twitter

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 18:46

How? I see no way to mix the two.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 19:09

>>275,277 Sounds boring

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:06

>>279 imagine the short length and complete inanity of the average post in discord, except people can like and upvote it

is that not basically just twitter?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:59

also if you can actually find the discussion years later, you get to the play the "what did that deleted person post" game

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 15:50

I love all of you so, so much.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 00:55

I love everyone except you.

You smell bad.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 01:56


286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:07

I dreaddit, but then again, I'd read it.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:21

Fake Italian Accent Pizza - "The accent is almost as real as the pizza!"

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 21:41

Shitting yourself for a lifetime, retard, retard, re-taaaaaarrd

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 01:25


290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 02:10

we live in a society

bottom text

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 10:39

sometimes I would like to live in the city

then i remember i'm so unassertive that I feel bad about changing lanes in light traffic

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 13:40

The fundamental response rate towards equating feudal conglomerates with the ideological diplomacy of all those involved in the social exchange must not be detrimental towards invoking the Ideon

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 15:08

Please don't post until you've made 500 posts, thank


294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 16:22

My life is nintendo
I beat this game everyday

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:10

my dick is nintendo
i beat this game every day

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:11

there are only two genders and neither of them is "female", women are objects

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:52

ok democrat

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 18:12

there are only two genders. boomer and democrat

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 19:13

something something -inge suffix something

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 21:45


301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 22:11

( ・-・) 300g- oh, you fucker!

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 04:22

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 10:30


304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 16:32

there are only two genders. hit or miss.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 19:53

Check this out, when I was growing up "trancendentialshipmentarianism" was the longest word I knew but it's not even a real word hahahaha. I acted like such a little smarty-pants. I think I read it on Teletext. Anyway, let's see if my little test has worked.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9565 22:01

Once, the Bamboozled quiz on Channel 4 Teletext used one extra question mark for the colour of the correct answer. My friends were over and we beat the quiz without even reading the question. For ages afterwards, I'd switch over and go to the quiz to see if it still happened, but it never happened again.

Did the test work?

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 00:11


but with a REALLY BIG bow

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 00:48

>>307 how big is REALLY BIG?

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 03:05

Xbox hueg

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 05:40

Walking on the sidewalk when suddenly the ground collapses, and you are sent plunging into the subway system.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 09:33

>>306 Sometimes you could cheat by pressing every button before it loads the page and you could see the 3 wrong answers going to one page and the right one going to a different one. Before we had the Internet and message boards at home I used to have letters printed on Mega-Zine - every day I'd get in from school, read Mega-Zine and do Bamboozle (●⌒∇⌒●)

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 10:29

Living to cope with cancer.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 21:51

I like fapping and having low T and a low IQ thank you very much.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 13:25

well, both my speakers are blown out and make it difficult to make out what people say, but at least kick drums are finally audible

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 16:30

I've got butternut squash in the oven right now

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 18:47

It was good food

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 19:49


318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 21:17

holy shit is that a ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 reference?

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9567 21:17

Makes me want to stick a butternut squash up my bumhole

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 04:17

Ornivorous motherfuckers

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 05:50

snae ling = misspelled 2hu ship

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 12:39

mlem mlem

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9568 21:20

Didn't intend to take part in no nut November, but since I have to let the friction burn heal I guess I'm just getting a late start.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 06:43

I really don't get why so many people use words like "gorgeous" or "beautiful" to describe babies.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 07:13

1) Limited vocabulary, probably. I don't think they'd use "gorgeous" if they thought harder about the connotations.
2) Many, many people are of the impression that flattery is a moral obligation and go immediately for appearance (for which a baby is even less responsible than its behavior). Regard it as "manners" if you must, but I beg to differ. It's really about the parents. And I'd rather just be nice to the baby in a way it understands (smiling, games), and wait for it to have done something praiseworthy before praising it.
3) Also, some people allow how they feel about babies (it's fine to be a little biased and think they are wonderful...) to completely overshadow the facts about appearance. All difference of opinion and standards aside, only a small number of babies are as aesthetic as the Gerber Baby. That's why she's the Gerber logo.

Technically, though, a judgment of appearance can be used to answer "how is babby formed?"

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 09:07

I only call a baby "gorgeous" if I would actually gorge myself on it

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 14:37

I really like saying gorgeous, it's such a cool word.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9569 19:04

"Gorgeous" means, of the penis, "engorging", meaning it gives you a big willy

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9570 17:24

ff14 1.0 flashbacks

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 06:29

Web-facing Web interfaces

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 09:53

I can't do this any more.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 12:02

hot web-on-web action

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 14:38


334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9571 23:55

i miss the non-corporate internet but the big chans seem impossible to retake. what do?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 00:12

Some personal milestones from this decade:

  • started seeing prostitutes regularly
  • consumed a bunch of illegal substances for the first time

Man what a decade, truly amazing

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 01:44

>>335 would you recommend going to an escort?

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 03:40

Kill all blogshitters

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 04:32

water without any ice

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 06:26

All these calls to get Game Freak to unionize reminds me of the time when people used to complain about the black women in Pokémon being too sexy.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 14:57

>>337 Sir this is an eating establishment.

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 15:12

I respect the hustle but ain't no pill gonna cure the kind of ugly I got

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9572 22:12

I am cool.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9573 01:19

Capitalism, successfully implemented, destroys the free market

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 09:16

dick and shawty

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 14:50

Consider the DQN.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 14:56

I will not!

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 17:40

(″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ Do knots form in trees naturally or does a tree will knots?

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9574 20:38

Hawambe didn't kill himself.

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 03:20

There was a brief moment where I smelled the smoky, piercing scent of barbecue.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 09:46


351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 15:51

fucking fuck fuck

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 18:15

i wish i bled thai tea

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 20:17

why does is school exist

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9575 23:15

I've missed every single calling I've had in life

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 02:28

Assuming you had a calling in the first place.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 09:34

Recursive cuddle algorithm.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:07

dopefish lives

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:07

To teach basic math and writing. After that, it's just a daycare center for teenagers while their parents are at work

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 14:32

i just remembered that some people believe in a "technological singularity" and now i am in a superimposed state of laughter and despair

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:00

When computers take over the world, this will be the international anthem

Here's what I found on the web
Please place item in bagging area
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that
Please place item in bagging area

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:43

How do I get into designing and building robots? They added little cleaner robots in my local grocery but assholes complained and got them removed

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 16:57

Superman vs. Arboreto, the cactus-based villain whose catchphrase is "soon all nations will be Arboreto". Fund it

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9576 17:19

Infinitely crumbling granola bar

364 Name: vc: shruffung : 1993-09-9576 21:10

i want to put a server on my lan and make its hostname servalan

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 11:25

Just one? Pathetic

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9577 11:38

Do deprecated API go to Gensokyo?

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 02:11

i am bad at video games. i have been bad at video games for a long time.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 03:11

You guys do realize this helps with Fibonacci sequence right

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 10:49

Everything is happening at once.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 19:37

1) Open complete works of Shakespeare
2) :% s/hour/whore/g

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 21:51

The reason you like american culture is that you're secretly white trash.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9578 23:08

I'm really fucking colourblind.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 02:18

I'm really fucking tired.

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 06:08

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375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 14:49

> Twitter adds hidden replies but makes a mode where all you see are the hidden ones

Aka a "show me the good shit if I dislike the OP" filter, outstanding_move.jpg

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9579 19:48


377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 06:53

shut the fuck up, zarathustra

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 16:05

DNS was a mistake

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 18:18


380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9580 20:11

the panty-christ

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 05:23

nullification: the other other n-word

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 05:29

It's just another sunny day on planet scumbag.

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 18:44

I went outside my slow 4chan board into a regular speed 4chan board and it was fucking awful.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9581 23:51

her attitude is so disgusting it'd make a starving man barf

in other words, i am pretty goddamn hungry

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 01:38

i'm at work but when i get home i'm gonna watch some anime, play a video game, and message my best friend

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 02:53

i wish i had a best friend to massage

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 09:45

performance art. perform and shart

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 15:51

The Death Star comes in range of Planet Scumbag. Their fighters are all up on blocks, rusting in the front yard. Jedi won't help because you burned them too many times. When this bitch explodes, baby mamas and debt collectors everywhere will feel a disturbance in the force.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 16:46

tying my hands around my back and convincing myself it's light bdsm and not out of character, when all I really want is to stop touching my willy

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 20:22

that sounds like a really good agenda. I think I will do the same. We usually beat each other up in a fighting game. He knows the heart of fighting games very well because he played street fighter 5 for 2000 hours, but I know the game mechanics a little bit better than him and I know my character's combos better than he knows his.
Or we'll play Deep Rock Galactic.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9582 22:39

baby shoes: free to good home

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 10:45

>>391 worn?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 14:32

spaghettios, semiotics.
performance art.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 19:08

nah my feet are too big

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 19:51

when will forums get popular again

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 20:30

>>395 Traditional forums will never get popular again. It’s a shame there aren't any good replacements but honestly traditional forums weren't all that great to begin with.

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9583 20:41

So glad I haven't had to see or use a phpBB forum in the past 10 years. Shitty interface and universally megalomaniacal moderators

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 02:50

So glad I have had to see and use a JavaBB forum in the past 10 years. Shitty interface and universally megalomaniacal moderators

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 06:08

> he's had over 40 pizzas in 30 days

holy fuck slow down

that is how a stressed out man your age gets some sorta cardiovascular issue

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 12:38

those sounded an awful lot like gunshots

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 15:35

coronel sanders spent his final days shitting on KFC every chance he got, it's only natural that papa john ends his last few days shitting on papa john's pizza and dying of a heart attack after feverishly eating pizza after pizza in order to sustain his anger

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9584 18:49

>>401 Didn't know this about the Colonel, interesting

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 01:32

I need an ahegao hoodie in my life, a legendary item bar none

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 01:54

Those headphones act as an amplifier for your voice.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 05:31

I keep falling for the rumors of a business' demise only to find months or years later that it was "just" a bankruptcy.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 12:54

Gettin' lumpy.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 15:24

should I accept my high school bully's friend request

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 17:15

>>406 slump on dat lump, chump

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9585 19:48

> gamification

boy i am glad nobody took that buzzword seriously enough to invent the MMO where you have to work to prog, complete with instant chat features, superior calendar software, coworkers raid logging and your boss kill-stealing your shit

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 09:51

I have no bad memories of this place. The bad is forgotten and the good remains.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 11:40

free: minions coffin, son outgrew

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9588 14:49

lmms developers seem to be assholes

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 02:56

Earlier today saw some guy at Wal-Mart wearing one.

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 04:01

i'm here to eat shit and die and i'm all out of shit

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 04:48

dj *pa - clone in da front

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 09:40

Came like 7 times in a row riding a dildo cowgirl style wringing every drop of cum from my prostate like i was juicing a lime with my ass, so there's my cardio for the day

vc: insass

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 15:17


What are you, some kind of a homosexual?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9589 15:31

work fucking sucks, let's do some shaders!

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 05:23

I'm so excited at the prospect of seeing somebody wearing one of these in real life. I will point and tell my friends when they are not looking

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 07:28

>>417 heh

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 15:35

these ahegao hoodies have grown too popular!

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 16:15

I wish the ahegao hoodie's content were more explicit

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 21:50

10 reasons why ahegao hoodies are problematic

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9590 22:42

I saw someone wearing an ahegao hoodie while I was browsing this thread earlier today.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9591 15:20

I rule my body from the throne of agony

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 17:02

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9592 23:34

I'm only invited to funerals.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 20:01

a gang called nerds with autism

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 20:33

greta thunberg as stroustrup genderswap

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:22

Fuck yeah I freed up 200GB just by deleting old preview render files! Sorry for swearing.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:29

that's a weird thing to think about

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9593 22:35

arguing with other nerds on the internet

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 05:42

home along on a fridey night?

juts remember...YOUR AWWESOME!

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9594 22:11

I wish I had a personality. A nice one.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 04:50

When I can finally cut off contact with my family, there will be nobody in the world who I'm close to.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 08:06

If you stretch the rules about syllable stress just a little, it's a line of alliterative verse:

My disappointment is immeasurable || and my day is ruined

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 10:06

 (  人 )
  |     |
  |     |

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 12:50

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 15:31


440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 17:52


441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9595 18:04

gangster rappers: racist cracka police just hate me cuz im black
gangster rappers 30 seconds later in the same song: here's an itemized list of all the crimes i've committed recently

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 04:14

more like gayngsters

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 04:19

"I have done nothing but eat 40 pizzas for 30 days."

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 17:58

immaterial girls, immaterial boys, immaterial girls, immaterial boys

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 18:06

living in an immaterial world

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 18:16

1) Wake up at 10:30 AM
2) Clock in at 12:00 PM, after picking up Starbucks coffee.
3) Eat free employee breakfast in the planeterium - lobster, kale, and truffle french fries.
4) Work for thirty minutes
5) Eat lunch with co-workers in the greenhouse.
6) Circular social discussion on the ABC rug.
7) Go home and sleep.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 19:51


448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9596 22:21

The first knight always lies. The second knight is an idiot. The third knight has been promised a fortune by the king if he can incite you into striking him. The fourth knight knows only a language similar to your own, except that an unknown, finite number of words have had their meanings permuted. The fifth knight answers any question by randomly selecting one of the other knights, then answering to the best of his ability how he predicts that knight would answer if question had been posed to them instead.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 11:32

I don't know what that word means

And my first guess is I'm going to be very upset with you + on a list if I look it up.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 13:05

i do not currently, have not ever, and have no plans in the future to give a shit what fagthony fagtano thinks about literally anything can he please stop showing up in my recommendations

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 16:36

taylor swift is a nazbol

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 17:56

alright I'm leaving and yes I'm being obnoxious about it

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 19:29

I've begun to detest the king of diamonds.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 22:27

I was doing 5/4 and 15/8 on pirated music software back in the '30s

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9597 23:20

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 00:51

>>455 Go to your DQN Youtube links containment thread

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:16

Oh GEEZUS that

rhymes with Caster Cu's NP

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:19

diggin' your style, dude

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:36

digital watermark removal service

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 02:45

Went to school with a Betty Martin. I liked her, but she ignored me (at best). Bullet dodged, I guess.

I also met a Michael Finnegan in college.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 16:18

shes canceled

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 17:49

Everything I know about Native Americans I learned from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9598 20:58

Programming in PHP has been less shit (for now) than I thought it was gonna be.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 14:17

wish i had vagina bones

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 17:42


466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9599 22:38

[SONG THREAD] jeremy corbyn funeral dirge (-71)

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 01:25

exit polls more like brexit polls am i rite?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9600 17:25

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 17:36

Serial killer who kills musicians before they start sucking

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9601 20:01

No need to murder anyone tbh, you can accomplish the same thing by decriminalizing coke and heroin.

471 Name: vc: dopum : 1993-09-9602 04:56

Serial killer legislator who supports literally opiates for the masses

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 05:47

Would our lungs be able to breathe liquid Oxygen?

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 06:22


>Liquid oxygen has a boiling point of –297°F (–183°C).

(at 1 atm) If you try to raise the atmospheric pressure to keep it liquid, it's still going to be cold enough to kill you at pressures that will also kill you.

474 Name: vc: bite : 1993-09-9602 07:28

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 20:19


476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9602 22:19

My ears are all fucked up.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 00:02

fellas, is it gay to read straight shota but self-insert as the ara ara onee-san?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 03:46

1 man 1 rainbow dash cum jar

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 04:33

I gotta sleep

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 11:48

>current year + 4 - 26

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 14:40

ミトンミトン もっとミトン もっとミトン

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 19:02

Fifteen already?

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9603 20:02

Are the toilets of americans substandard, or their shits massive beyond global norm?

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 03:25

Huge キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!! banner wrapping around every wall of the room.

485 Name: vc: gotchub : 1993-09-9604 10:41

vacuuming stinkbugs but the fuckers are stronger than the airflow

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 15:38

Topologically speaking, we're all just toroids

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9604 20:20

What about our nostrils? Aren't we more like genus three handlebodies?

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 03:21

don't even talk to me before I've had my morning coom

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9605 09:06

If that bothers you so much, decapitate yourself.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 14:01

Recycle waterbottles -> DNA is collected from saliva in bottle -> Contribute to international human cloning project

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9606 15:09

Not sure if orc village or town in West Lancashire.

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:29

so it's all about chasing secret maps?

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9609 02:34

Fortress of Mystery ain't worth it, man

494 Name: vc: deud : 1993-09-9609 04:34

For erections persisting more than four hours, contact your physician immediately. (He has cursed porn that does that.)

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 03:22


496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 10:29

> NTR artist being this asshurt about art pirates



497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 18:10

I'm forcing myself into becoming a normie by sharing baby yoda memes with people from the office I barely know, will inform you how's that coming along later

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9610 18:53

they just make it for $

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 00:19

Now I'm thinking of that Going Normal episode of XRA

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 03:58

I started reading Naruto. I'm 29. When I was a kid I read it and really liked it. Then a bunch of nerds started wearing the headbands to school, I called them "narutards" and stopped reading it. I guess i'm a narutard now.

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 11:14

I wish I was masturbating right now.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9611 18:17

they're saying that's too horny? i guess 90s kids don't actually remember the 90s.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9612 11:13

I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all.

504 Name: vc: kaw : 1993-09-9612 19:48

two lyric rants i've reevaluated in the past few months since i first heard them close to when they came out: "Clones" (Akira the Don) and "Thou Shalt Always Kill"

they struck me as kinda shallow at the time, but now that i have way more context for the shit they're talking about, i'm at least willing to admit they're heartfelt and at points, why, they're incisively spot-on.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9613 15:39

My sister gave me a king gizzard shirt and like yeah christmas is good again.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9613 17:03

You should hear "Let's Not Shit Ourselves" by Bright Eyes ebin rant conflates libido with politics family structure foobar

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 03:32

trad life sucks I miss being a ho

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9614 20:56

i don't mean to be a one-upper because that's the problem i'm having with my "family", but i wish i had either one of those options tbqh

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9615 20:20

It’s ok to one-up people sometimes >>508, I hope you can become a ho one day.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 17:25

It would be funny if there was a Japanese person named Ennai Jijie, hehe

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9616 23:51

that fuckin' milk dud.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 01:49

Could I have like, 70 expensive five-star whores at the peak of their game, instead?

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9617 02:07

Allah (swt) keeps those all for His own exclusive use.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 13:24

I am cursed.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9618 16:29

> mustn't

that isn't a burger word why do dubbers use it

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 08:51

Happy new years!!!!!!!!!!!!!

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 13:52

>>515 What's a burger word?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 16:21

>>517 Nothing much urger word, what's ab witchu?

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9619 23:55

you ever just watch the look on someone's face and realize they missed a calling and now they're too old?

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 12:23

Fuckin' 'ell September 9000th feels like yesterday

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 12:26

I'm going to buy some cute new bedsheets, should I have a bong before or after I head into town?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9620 18:56

Sure is burly in here all of a sudden

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 10:23

satori's tiny arms

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 15:46

nitori's high-speed pelvic thrust

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 19:10

suwako's cool hat

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 19:11


527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 19:39

🍤 shrimp fry
coirssant 🥐

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9621 21:17

I see that in the mirror every fucking morning.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 01:00

I am going to be air.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 02:17

It's all so tiresome.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 14:07

Who's this?

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9622 15:14

Your mother!

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 02:53

Everything I say is a scrub quote, but relatively little of what I say is a scrubquote.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 10:27

“I guess its because we all want to believe that what we do is very important, that people hang on to our very word, that they care what we think. The truth is, you should consider yourself lucky if you even occasionally get to make someone-anyone-feel a little better.”
― J.D

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 10:52

Ooh it's Sunday and I'm getting that someone-anyone-feel

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 11:14

Swapping fluids with ascians

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 14:35


538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9623 17:02

There's nothing better than posting on DQN after a stressful day!

539 Name: vc: deape : 1993-09-9624 02:27

cursed dub anime opening that's a shitty amv because fuck paying the music license and what kid wants to hear foreign songs or see the most sakuga part of this show anyway lol

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 05:13

wish i was a futa milf with a harem of cute boys to peg

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 06:06

every /gif/ thread feels like I'm being psychically assaulted

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 12:06

"but how can you support ISIS when you're LGBT yourself?" being gay is a choice and i can stop doing it whenever i want, the only reason i fuck men is because i hate women. i support anyone who wants to remove the jews and ban music. i am very ghigh iq. death to israel.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 13:11

Soft kitties.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9624 17:31

Soft tits.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 04:00

Femdom of '76

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 12:05

2 hours of sleep...
driving test...
...a match made in heaven!

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 14:27

you'll do fine buddy

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 20:16

as long as those 3 hours aren't during the test

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9625 20:55

you get 1 extra hour free of charge

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 09:44

Pooped so hard I almost passed out. What a start to the day.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 12:26

any tits at all please i fucking beg you

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 14:27

aw shit here we go again

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 15:09

Imagine actually being a cute girl IRL.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 20:28

>>553 I kinda wish I were a cute girl sometimes

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 22:13

>>554 me too

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9626 23:01

why must you hurt me in this way

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 00:23

wii would like to play

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 10:08

Live the dream, wear the dress, take the hormones. You'd be far from the first person to do it.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 13:12

>>497 any updates?

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 14:09

>>558 burn alive you indoctrinating propagandist scum

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 19:17

>>560 you sound stressed

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 20:32

Fine, you don't have to take any hormones. But at least try crossdressing and makeup in private. You might like it!

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 22:22


it's not that fun

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9627 23:03

Being a cute girl would be an easy life. Being a tranny is not so easy.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 01:16

"Cute", "girl", or even "cute girl" may be one's ideal of self--it's something like mine--but if it's completely unachievable--as it is for me--you would be a thousand times happier achieving a beauty you can attain within your lifetime instead of becoming a living compromise you and everyone around you find hideous, unhealthy, and dishonest.

Some dreams are, in fact, better left as dreams, where they will always play out perfectly, never cost you money you don't have, and never get you in trouble. Frankly, I would rather die than tell my parents about my fetish, though probably they literally would not give me that choice.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 02:11

>>564 judging from the suicide statistics, being a tranny royally blows.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 03:19

being a tranny is mostly ok if you pass and live on the west coast but dating guys is kinda miserable still.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 20:27

Listening to you guys talk about trans issues sucks big gorilla dick, what's your favourite animal and why?

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 20:32

>>568 liking animals is for fags

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 21:17

I like gay horses

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9628 22:37

Trannies have nothing to hold on to besides their gender identity. If they did, they would not need to reaffirm themselves as trans by wearing different clothes, taking hormones and undergoing surgeries like they do all the time.
Unfortunately, for having that as their only special trait, their world crumbles as soon as their 'identity' stops feeling so new and special, or stops getting the attention they wanted it to get. They can't hammer a nail or do something remotely useful to society (for they spend too much time and effort working out their appearance and identity), so they feel in despair when all they have to hold onto is taken away from them.
Do not fall for the 'tranny' trap. Protect your life. The suicide rates are not a coincidence, and "not being accepted by society" is not a valid explanation, for no other rejected group has had the same happen to them.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 02:24

yeah but on the other hand trannies aren't going to be drafted to fight in trump's vietnam II: electric boogaloo. i'd rather kms then die of dysentery in a godforsaken 120f desert or get my legs blown off by an IED

bears because they are hairy and muscular

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 03:30

therapists are just cops that you pay to talk to

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 03:44

you sound stressed

red pandas cause watching them is soothing

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 04:53

People nowadays care more about the culture surrounding media than the media itself, and it deeply bothers me

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 05:36


577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 06:44

horses because horse pussy is the best

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 12:54

Something something cat.

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 14:28

You've never met a trans person more than a year or two into transition, have you?

I like seals and walruses.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 17:41

was eazy e alt right?

-hate women
-said "nigger" a lot
-pro second amendment
-beer & cocaine

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 17:50


582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 20:59

I have nothing to say to you really, I'm just following the template

Porcupines are dope. I wish I could embed spines in anyone who foolishly attempts skin contact with me

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 21:02

only seen them in facebook memes when grams sits next to me with her tablet with a full notification bar

Dolphins because of the homosex

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 23:04

How old are you guys? I'm 18, but I have a feeling most of you are much older.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 23:28

33 here

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9629 23:46

don't you dare try to dox me

587 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-9629 23:53

My name's Andrew and I'm 30!

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 09:08

im an itty bitty little girl

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 12:31

About to turn 25.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 12:58

21, figured i was the youngest

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 15:20

I felt like the youngest when I first frequented here about 10 years ago. 27 now. Good to see new blood keeping this place alive (assuming you paid the sacrifice..?)

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 21:57

i'm 34 why am i this age already

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9630 22:06

I'm 29. It seems most of the people who post have been around for a while.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 00:27

All the books I want to write have been written.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 01:40

by jorge luis borges, no less

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 06:04

I'm not crying, you are.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 08:21

Wow this candy is garbage.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 11:11

i'd be the worst fragrance somallier ever, i'm just like sniff yeah this smells like cat tummy in a field of wildflowers at midnight, 10/10 i love it

599 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-9631 13:35

I'm 24. And some of us are lying, as there's no more than six of us here.

>>587 you can't be Andrew! I'm Andrew

600 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-9631 18:36

>>587,599 I'm Andrew too. We can all be Andrew!

601 Name: John : 1993-09-9631 19:03

>>600 fuck off, Andrewfag.

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 20:24

Andoryuu wa issun-boshi desu

603 Name: John : 1993-09-9631 21:44

John's shall inherit the earth.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 22:35

What about his shall inherit the earth, John?

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9631 22:43

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 05:59

I really like the 22/7 anime so far and I feel sad that so many people think it's awful

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 08:48

When i was a teenager my karate instructor told me that 22/7 was exactly equal to pi and he didn't believe me when i told him it can't be, because it is a rational number and anyway they disagree three digits past the decimal

I guess im gonna have to be reminded what a nerd i was for the rest of my life everytime i see the number 22/7

I'm a real erdosh

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 14:06

I mean its really fucking stupid for an adult to not understand what irrational means.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 14:33


What the fuck? I hope you're just joking because I'm also legally named Andrew.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 15:57

First they came for world4ch, and I did not speak out—

 Because I was not a 4chan user.

Then they came for SAoVQ, and I did not speak out—

 Because I was not a VIPPER.

Then they came for Tanasinn.info, and I did not speak out—

 Because I was not Halcy.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

611 Name: Timothy : 1993-09-9632 16:00

>>610 very deep....

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 20:21

First they came for world4ch, and I didn't speak out because I don't give a fuck about world4ch.
Then they came for SAoVQ, and I didn't speak out because I don't give a fuck about QUALITY.
Then they came for tanasinn.info, and I didn't speak out because I don't give a fuck about Suzumiya Haruhi.
Then they came for me, and there were only JEWS left to speak for me.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 23:44

Glad to see so many lolocaust survivors here.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9632 23:45

Key lime pie, yes boy!

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 00:05

>>609 Yeah I know :)

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 15:44

They came for me but got my neighbor instead. Dumbasses.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9633 21:08

Tanasinn.info has returned for now! I am very happy. How can I back up this website onto my hard drive?

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 07:21

Can't even remember an anime OP I liked less.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 09:12

first they came for the poets and they got me because I was a poet damn these guys are really good

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 11:14

I am a prime deja vu poster

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 12:36

>>617 Look into this program called wiki something scraper something something by archiveteam, team wikiteam. I think it was on github or something. Very unwieldly program but I'm sure you can figure it out.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 21:23

fart in the rain

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 22:13

i'm not stinky, you're stinky!

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9634 23:12

I'm thinking about bumsex.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9635 02:50

Just realised the funny noises people make to lure their cats are imitations of bird calls.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 16:07

All dogs are boys, and all cats are girls. Frogs we don't talk about because they're gay

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9636 23:12

they say it's a pretty straightforward procedure.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 00:37

I wonder if you pronounce "gizmo" as "jizz more".

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 01:52

choo choo

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 10:18

>>628 You are free to, but most don't

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 10:19

Well, I will now!

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 15:05

turn away from the Internet for one second and it spawns catholic doge miku singing a cover of a french band singing in psuedo latin

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 17:11

my development process at the moment is "does it hang in the same place as before"

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 17:53

how do I fuck the system before it fucks me

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9637 23:58


636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 01:39

oops i meant that for this thread but didn't refresh before poasting

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 01:45

>>636 it's an interesting prompt at least www

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 03:02

father how do i click the book

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9638 18:15

How the fuck does my hair have so much dead skin on it?

I mean obviously there's something wrong with my product, routine, and/or technique I haven't figured out in my whole life.

It's more like the sheer amount. I scraped off about 4cc in the past couple days. How the hell is all that sticking on there?

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 11:09

You might be taking too hot of a bath, maybe it has to do with your diet, or perhaps changing the shampoo would solve the issue.

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 15:46

He's corrupt, sure. But is he the kind of corrupt I can take advantage of?

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 17:27

I've looked into all that before. The current test is proper drying (trying to keep the scalp unirritated while still washing it--yeah my skin is not cooperative in general). I think it's working, but it doesn't physically remove the massive amount of crud already there and probably sloughs more off to the same spot anyway (back of the head), so I'm just taking it in stages for now.

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 17:39

The most devoted antelope

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9639 18:18

Woman turns to look at camera, says in a breathy, seductive whisper:

"Korteweg-de Vries!"

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 09:29

What the fuck did I do last night.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 16:47

that guy who went to mosque to pray for the sad panda

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9640 20:28

>>645 me :3

captcha: pawsh

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9641 14:25

Yeah I'm a TEEN
In Training, Education and Employment

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 03:11

coomsday cock

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 04:27

wu han soup ain't nothin to etc with

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 20:26

I'll never reveal The Wuhan secret
And if you don't believe I'm 'a kill your shit
You don't wan'
You don't wan' fuck with me
'Cause my name is Xi Jinping

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 21:33

you mess wit da wu han krew
you get de sniffles real bad yo

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 22:25


654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9642 22:52


655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9643 01:08

      ∧∧ ∧∧
     ( *^ 3(,,゚Д゚)
     ノ  .|  |  \
  〜(_UU ⊂UUO)〜

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9643 17:16

For the uninformed, this is the lost AA from >>8 in Shii's rant thread on w2ch (http://world2ch.org/dramabomb.html). Special thanks to the wonderful man who rediscovered it!

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9643 17:51

Check out my travel ban
An epidemic unraveling
Wuhan is the city that I got plague 'an
Don't eat the bat soup if you can't handle it

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9644 04:18

> I haven't used epic games store in years
> capped at 100 friend requests

dammit i just wanted to uninstall UE4 from this dinosaur machine

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9645 00:41

I hope he's okay (´・ω・`)

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9646 19:49

DQN, for the heart.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9647 17:36

Just checked my bank balance. Tax return just got in and tipped it over that fateful edge I've been pursuing for so long:


662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9647 19:03

recalling all the times i burnt plastic and scraped asbestos with my dad when i was a kid

RIP, dad

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9647 19:53

Nice! Next stop $42,069

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9647 21:47

soft-domme chubby goth gf who pulls your hair and pegs you and with every thrust her tiddies slap you in the back of the head

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 00:07

Hugs and kisses.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 03:13

imagine staying with the same SNS for more than a couple years

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 16:41

all these tweeps and tubas hoovering up byte usernames like it'll be anything but a disappointment

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 20:17

yumemi riajuu

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 20:29

I just want to be okay again.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 22:47

To while away the idle hours, seated the livelong day before the computer, by jotting down without order or purpose whatever trifling thoughts pass through my mind, truly this is a queer and crazy thing to do!

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 23:52

My life is too hard to get through it not being easily amused. Let me have this. Gosh.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 02:05

I wish I really was dqn

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 03:21

Remembering that time I was trying to explain to some genius at the anime club who was wondering why the lady was taken aback at being called something that was bleeped out in the subs.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 10:29

I cannot fast travel when enemies aren't nearby, either.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9649 15:54


676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 02:56

I felt a great disturbance in the Senate, as if millions of libs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly owned. I fear something terrible has happened.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 03:31

Remember: music is the weapon.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 20:32

should i tell a potential employer that i want to leave my current workplace because of an unrequited romantic interest that is harming me emotionally or should i just tell them "i'm avid for new challenges"

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9650 23:56

A negress is obstructing the egress

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 00:29

people who say libs unironically

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 00:50

You don't want them to look at you that way, and you can get new challenges anywhere so that tells nothing that's gonna make them choose you over the next guy.

Try to relate something specific about your personal experience and be specific what you can do for them that nobody else is gonna give 'em. If they aren't receptive to that pitch, even though you may need the job real bad, sorry but fuck 'em they don't know what they missed and they're just trying to string you along if they're even still paying attention.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 13:29

Gonna learn how to draw so I can pretend to mock something up for an artist to create and then show them something that would actually be worth money

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9651 22:10

They want you to succeed.

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 03:59

i dont even wipe my ass cuz i dont let shit bother me

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 04:56

and if you want bat then bring the virus
wu han clan ain't nuthin to fuck with

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 09:32

8k note ankilanche RIP me

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 22:24

imagine unironically
living life in peace

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9652 23:46

fuck mars

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 12:16

yeah, fuck Marvin

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 15:56

I really want to learn various things but I always end up exhausted once I get over the dunning-kruger mountain and I wind up not being able to force myself to get back in the book.

691 Name: Succus!kQKISuccus!!Q6gdySll : 1993-09-9653 19:00

need to go to the store and buy some more orange juice ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 19:32

boku no pico is overrated

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 19:36

>>692 Its just people regurgitating the same joke because hentai is funny and proves how much of a memelord you are.
I bet most people who request it have never actually watched it, not because they're scared of it, but because they don't actually think anything of it besides as a joke to repeat in comment sections.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 20:07

Reminds me of ShindoL's "Henshin" feeling like a forced meme. Within the genre, there's nothing remarkable about it aside from actually following through with the bad end. Plus he draws 👌
But non-degens have basically no frame of reference for that, the drawn porn is already on a level they're not ready for

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9653 22:19

I'm alive!

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 04:27

pictures of chav girls in synthesis

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 15:42

jam city sounds like I'm having sex with a robot but in Miami

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 16:41

When was you when the Eternal September got OVER 9000?

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 20:22

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 22:53

I agree, the second one is way better. Third one trailed off a lot.
Can’t wait for the remasters to get ripped.

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9654 23:21

i wish i was tom brady's son so he'd shove his tongue in my mouth

vc: jazz

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 10:23

threesome in third part was the best

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 11:42

I should really get up and go to work...

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 15:44

gentlemen i bring you corm!!!!

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 15:57

at the height of my popularity I will release a track called "cool free ringtones" and it's going to be a gimmicky pc music thing that is not very good at all, but you will look at me in awe

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 16:03

the height of my popularity would be like 2k followers on twitter and a patreon with like 300 dollars a month and I mean that's a moonshot

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 22:14

That's the most realistic reach for the stars dream I've ever seen.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9655 23:00

>>705 I did something like that a few years ago, please enjoy https://voca.ro/eubjz61EVYu

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 02:07

Google brings up nothing for that ID

but DDG tried to make sense of the 61 and brought up an interesting medley of irrelevant content (but look at the first hit): http://archive.is/9iUeF

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 02:33

I'm not evil.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 11:48

curry is inherently evil

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9656 12:16

>>709 You googled the URL? What were you looking for?

713 Name: vc: hearen : 1993-09-9656 17:02

>>712 Lionel Richie

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 04:30

>>711 god damnit andrew

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 05:46

I don't know how much more of this I can take, lads. If you see me stop posting, assume the worst has happened.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9657 18:30

>>715 Oh no, not (*゚ー゚)!

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 00:00

politically wrong

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 10:31

the two whitest dudes you've ever seen loudly discussing rap and dropping hard r nigger words at 1 am at the 24 hour laundry

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 10:51

>>718 give 'em dry slaps from me±

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 17:04

Do you guys mentally pronounce "meme" with one syllable or two? I know the correct one but I can't fucking break the habit.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 17:29


722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 17:41

sexual harassment waluigi

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 20:30

>>720 I pronounce it the way Beaker would.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 20:33

I only ever say it aloud ironically, so, two syllables, sometimes more

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 20:41

The sound of MEME is so fucking repulsive

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 21:10

The chad maymay vs. the virgin meem

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9658 21:23


728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 01:12

Welcome Ancient Greek myth, where there's more than just equal-opportunity date rape, but there's that too.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 01:12

*to, pretty bad word to drop there

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 03:56


731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 09:24

I'm a warm friendly person and I never point out people's mistakes and I'll share a smile with anyone, but if someone says "me-me" and not "meem" out loud I'm mentally thinking "what a fuckin idiot" and everything they say or do is then perceived in this light of them being a moron...

Same when people say "gif" with a hard G, I'm not going to start a boring debate about it, you're just wrong and dim! Thank you for clarifying how much of my time you're worth

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 14:32

if you say me-me or meem IRL, you're retard

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 14:56

this is not good at all, but it made me laugh, I like it!

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 21:22

My G’s hard right now so I need to wait for it to go away before I can say “gif”

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9659 22:18

don't make me post the word

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 10:53

Hobbits can have a little pixie stick, as a treat

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 16:58

Two words: savoury croissant.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 19:11

I say hiff. or yiff. in full. "animated yiff"

Once, I wondered how many words start with "gi" and the proportion of hardness, and then I thought it would be funnier to piss off the people who care about the pronunciation of a crappy file format older than me. animated þif

catpcha: brope

739 Name: vc: wughit : 1993-09-9660 23:16

mfw we don't pronounce everything by playing audio files of the queen

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9660 23:49

It's gif, end of story.
JIF already exists in peanutbutter, and you would never pronounce gift with a J. I don't care what the creator thinks because he's wrong/retarded too. Anybody the pronounces it with anything that's not a hard G that has that sound in their native language needs to be eradicated.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 02:17

If there were another F in "gif," I would pronounce it with a hard G.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 03:08


743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 03:14

Your spelling, grammar, and ambiguously genocidal ambitions are all atrocious. Disqualified.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 06:05


745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 08:29


746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 16:40

why does the page style change to blue moon every time i refresh

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 17:48

instead of banning bad words, we randomly insert slurs into users' posts
making a potential racist out of everyone, and thus no one

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 18:09

instead of banning bad words, how about we ban all words, that way we prevent everyone from saying stupid shit

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 19:28

>>740 You didn't even need to mention file formats, it's plain to see that you are a dimwit.

vc: sadge

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9661 21:00

Hoshima Mika cosplaying as Rainbow Mika.

751 Name: vc: yibeer : 1993-09-9662 00:19

Kyon don't fucking snap at me you're the one letting your goddamn 00s clamshell phone ring off the hook while the TV's on.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9662 20:30

Made my point for me. Care to pronounce my captcha for me? It's gem

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9662 21:21

You're the one who's wrong/retarded !!

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9662 22:38

If you're going to be nitpicky about how to pronounce something, at least be nitpicky about the ``technically correct'' way to do so.

For that matter, if you're going to be nitpicky about (and autistically judge people by) anything, there are probably far better things out there than how to pronounce file extensions.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 00:24

I would never be nitpicky about anything other than the technically correct... meaning I am never wrong in my life, but I don't make a big deal about it :)

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 02:23


757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 15:12

atoning for my sex pest crimes against the LGBT community

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9663 18:34

9 + 11 = 20. Let's make it a year to remember!!

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9664 04:57

born just in time to have to guess which abbreviation you mean by "ftw"

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9664 20:28

The CGI hell from the Spawn movie

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9664 21:31

"Cellar door" sounds kind of lame.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 10:03

I want to live a soft life.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9666 18:39

>>761 Yeah! I think it depends on the accent it's spoken in, but I agree, it's overrated

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9667 22:24

gamer girl flavored juul pod

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9668 07:13

I think you might have forgotten a word or two there, unless this is about vore and not bath water.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9669 20:44

oh you call yourself a gamer? how many gamer girls have you eaten??

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9669 21:38

The end of the story hurt, but it made sense. I held no expectation that it'd end differently.

768 Name: vc: cojition : 1993-09-9670 09:38

now here
no where

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 17:02

People? More like we the poople!

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 21:00

>>765 I want you to taste some gamer pussy as soon as you can - lick it good and proper

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9670 22:43

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Gamer pussy! Gamer pussy!

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 00:20

Look, my cat does jump on my keyboard sometimes when I'm playing DOTA, but that doesn't mean I want to lick her.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 14:06

You sure? It's the cat's ass!

774 Name: vc: geigish : 1993-09-9671 14:59

Yeah. GAL-o sengen.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 17:16

just wanna eat mushrooms and listen to trance and get pumped up and fight a cop

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 18:56

I worry for my future, seeing how people and places that have had a huge impact on me have come and gone. Am I resigned to the same fate? Will I fade out, or worse yet, blink out in a single moment leaving those around me wishing we had more time?

i love you all, always be mindful of the things you enjoy because someday dADDY comes for us all and you wont always be ready to payh im enough

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 19:40

That's too fuckin real, >>776.

For what it's worth, my doctor once told me that old people "don't know" how they got that way. So it's just as the old man said, that often an old man has nothing except his age to prove that he has lived long.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 20:38

please have sex with me

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9671 21:49

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9672 00:15

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Mayor Pete to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Nevada???? This is so fucked.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9672 03:55

I'm glad that >>775 and >>778 could have sex.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9672 05:17

cybersex is serious business

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9672 10:33

Apple Chewits, yeah boyeeeeeee

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9672 15:31

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9672 18:21

The thing that ties together the dirtbag left, the trans community who are a little too much into smash brothers, lesbians who constantly talk about anime ans/or fire emblem and old-ass textboard-adjacent accounts is that incesto,,,INCESTO,, tweet

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 10:35

i kind of miss the imageboard, for a while there it seemed like we were really making headway into reclaiming the spirit of '05

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 15:17

so which band that got sampled do you think are the ones keeping ex-military off spotify? i doubt the beastie boys give a fuck, they actually know how production works and if they cared that much 8-ball wouldn't be on spotify either. maybe pink floyd? roger waters is a notorious kike after all.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 15:29

i wish I knew how production works cuz i have so many good ideas for mashups that fizzle out due to lack of talent

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 16:37

In terms of required knowledge, it's a lot easier than you're probably imagining, especially if it's all digital.

In terms of effort when using that knowledge, potentially very draining, unless you're satisfied with boomer meme-tier.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 16:55

I miss the imageboard, the lack of moderation would make it perfect for cp ;(

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 18:55

all art is practice

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 20:34

>>787 I have a mental image of you drooling down your bare chest, slapping your keyboard to make this post. Thanks!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9673 22:58

Less than a year to go until the 10,000th. Feels like the 9000th wasn't that long ago...

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 02:02

>>792 close, but mommy makes me wear a bib when i'm on the internet ever since i ruined my last keyboard like that

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 03:45

The entire human race would be better off with you dead.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 14:45

Searchlores is down...

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9674 18:22

Cute girl thread with the most uncute things made to look cute.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 01:25

5G denpa

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 17:04

1 million views and no comments
even though comments are not disabled
how can be?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 18:34

My hair sucks.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9675 23:20

Left join lolis.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 06:10

Imagine having an opinion.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 12:38

Me? Oh, I'm just a big fat butt.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 16:47

enchanted game boy advance

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:10

            ∧( ,,゚ O゚)
 SNOOOOORT ( ⊂    ⊃
           ( つ ノ ノ

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:14

            ∧( ゚ - ゚ )
schlop schlop ( ⊂    ⊃
           ( つ ノ ノ

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:20

              ∧_∧   /
            ∧( ゚ - ゚ ) <  Stop it.
 AWOOOOOOO ( ⊂    ⊃  \______________
           ( つ ノ ノ

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:47

God damn it, it was funnier before I added more

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9676 23:56

It's BED time!

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 19:50

i'm gonna say the ん word

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 20:58


812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 21:52

Massive surplus on the sour-puss

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 22:12

i want to bully yumemi riamu and call her a retard and make her cry

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9677 23:15

i wanna fuck her

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 02:32

my bum hole smelly

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 04:06

what exactly are you talking about sir

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 04:42

>>810 you're gonna lose at shiritori

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 06:45


819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 09:54

wouldn't really care about halcy looking for someone else to pawn the site off on if he hadn't gone the whole "bloo hoo i just couldn't handle the racism anymore ;_;" route about it and deleted a bunch of 15 year old copipe for having the nigger word in them

another casualty in the eternal goon - chan hyperwar

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 12:39

>>819 It is a bit embarrassing looking back, when everyone thought it was so edgy and funny to say nigger and faggot a lot

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 13:47

Consider this: a pack of wild niggers

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 14:33

what dumbass at knronghos thought, "let's make every single type a GLint, nobody needs type checking anyway"

captcha: wittape
usage: i made a clever disstrack to put on my wittape

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 14:53

I mean, that's a pretty old-hat C graphics attitude but it is pretty dumb in hindsight. "Types exist for the compiler, not for you. And if you need more precision you're trying to solve the wrong problem m80."

I say that but to this day it's typical sepples to use primitives over typedefing what the fuck you want the type to mean, so....

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 16:57

Are people making cancel culture jokes about GDC yet

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 18:08

I'm glad they define a GLint, keeps the compiler from changing it out from underneath you

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 18:50

>>820 yeah i mean, we all kinda went through that phase and moved on. flagellating yourself over it for internet goodboy points or pretending like you've been mentally scarred by the word nigger for 15 years is kind of lame though.

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 19:49

Sure, it's great it's always 32 bits, but is that GLint a number or a possibly-failed GLuint, and is that GLuint a program, a vertex shader, a fragment shader, a uniform, an attribute, a buffer, or an array? Those are even only the ones on screen right now!

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 22:09

Gouraud-shaded glutSolidTeapot: "Yes."

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9678 22:32

It's a display list, mother fucker

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 00:49

>>826 stop being politics poisoned. most people don't like it because it's boring and repetitive, like imagine if milhouse had stayed a meme for 15 years straight.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 08:25

>>829 so? that's an implementation detail

832 Name: (・∀・) : 1993-09-9679 10:35


833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 12:00

There's no world in which it is boring and repetititive to say nigger, and then nigger again, ad infinitum. I suspect >>830 is a glow-in-the-dark CIA negro himself!

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 12:03

Honey + spicy is an excellent combination.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 14:25

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­go to the polls

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 18:27


837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9679 18:35

I'm gonna need a hotdogs, big juicy hotdogs, €2 a pop, hold the bread hold the ketchup, hold them around a sausage and set me the fuck up

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 03:52

Shiwashiwa Archer

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 22:03

>>830 we are literally agreeing but you're being a little bitch about it for some reason

going "nigger nigger nigger nigger XDDDDD U MAD????" stopped being funny when we were like 16 years old

acting like you're some kind of reformed nazi terrorist who's seen the error of his ways because you posted "consider this: a pack of wild niggers" on /b/ in 2006 but then realized it was cringe in 2016 is still pretty fucking lame though

i don't think these viewpoints are contradictory

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 23:30

As a racist I'm sure glad that my rotten views are spared ridicule!

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9680 23:53

Anyone who uses the word "cringe" as an adjective should leave the internet immediately.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 02:53

i want to cum inside a catboy so fucking bad

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 10:18

woke dubstep

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 12:10

Clip-art image of a guy with his head up his own asshole

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 12:49

Bernie can still win

captcha: how

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9681 19:46

>>843 Here you go my friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj3s0QHijMI it's nothing but!

847 Name: vc: thitchass : 1993-09-9682 01:52

"ayu" need is love

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9682 04:12

cuck windows software installs in Program Files
chad windows software installs directly to the C:\ drive

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9682 07:38

Windows 3.11

but with directx

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 19:22

> You have 1 new message(s) in your ProtonMail account b***

Th-thanks, ProtonMail....

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 21:03

bernie cannot win against trump and neither can biden, 4 more years of assmad coming right up

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9683 21:16

"I just experienced a visual phenomenon I had only heard about before -- if you can stare at EXACTLY the same spot for a while, the world will fade out as your photoreceptors saturate. "
thank god that means I am actually not going blind (probably)

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 03:03

>>851 Thank GOD.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 03:53

I'm so tired and sad. I think I'll just cook dinner and rest. We'll get em next time.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 04:56

azumanga die yo

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 06:30

But liberal press said that Kremlin trolls are going to bet on Bernie this time.
And Bernie was like, "LOL, thank you, but no, thank you. I can win this by myself!"
So, if he does that AND no-good Russians elect him also, what is going to happen?
What if Trump himself supports him (un)ironically or to troll the establishment?
Bernie 2020 is inevitable.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 10:30

screaming apu apustaja wearing headphones

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9684 22:37

freeze frame right after the nut shot but before the reaction as "unravel" starts playing

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9685 07:00

The Pentagon would nix "make us look good" money to Hollywood films for mentioning Area 51 and stuff, at least in the 90s anyway. Meanwhile, AAFES facilities had the Area 51 light gun game in the arcades because lol.

... I miss arcades.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9685 20:23

I have six years of experience applying to jobs that are entry-level but require 2-3 years of experience.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 17:01

I've never even been to China. Please stop treating me like an outcast and be sensitive to my culture. Our traditional greeting involves licking your eyes and it's perfectly safe.

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 19:08

ian miles chingchong

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 22:41


864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 23:43

Do NOT think about bumsex.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9686 23:47

Intercourse with a vagrant, or tramp

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 02:23

I am, as ever, your Pokémon Halibudo.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 02:33

paul gosar's siblings

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 02:52

People finally mad at a punk song lol

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 08:57

>>868 What do you mean?

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 09:31

take my hand, and we'll make it i swear
we're livin' on a prayer

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 20:09

>>869 I find it amusing that people are mad at a new song in a genre named after youths with outrageous and disrespectful behavior. What did they expect? "I deliberately listened to a song full of things that I do not like, and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me??"

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 21:42

Just lost my virginity, lol.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 21:55

>>871 Oh, I meant what song was it?

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9687 22:20

>>873 Negative XP (aka School Shooter) "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women" and it's exactly what it sounds like.

To be fair, a lot of people whose nose it tweaks directly took it well and made ironic TikToks pretending to be shocked; it's mainly the comments from white knights and the permanently offended that are so risible.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 10:03

i never went to college but i still feel nostalgia for the years that would have been my "college years", but they also werent that great a period in my life, objectively

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 13:30

incel punk truly sounds like a powerful thing but it risks being co-opted like the hot chip and lie thing if it's too on the nose, and that scott pilgrim song is already on tiktok

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 16:00

incel punk already existed, it's called emo

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 17:37

oh yeah that's true

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 19:24

>>872 sorry for your loss

how did it go?

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9688 22:36

It was pretty rad. Kinda disappointed that I couldn't feel being cummed inside, though.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 09:40

i'm in the rut, please stop posting tiddies and thighs and dicks i've already jacked it like 6 times today i'm getting dehydrated

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 10:00

Dwarven rule of six Six is enough.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 12:08

sex is overrated

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9689 20:53

Ah, if only it only took a button press to "become an e-girl" (but then there'd be a race to the bottom... giggity)

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 06:04

I am a coward. I want to travel but will not. It's still too expensive

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 06:59

if i ever have a psychotic breakdown and/or kys myself i want "that's life" to be playing

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 12:45

>>885 Coronavirus is just an international government ploy to decrease immigration, stop being such a fag.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 12:48

Triple Octaget

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 12:59

why does it seem like a lot of radio stations toss the beastie boys on the "gen X 90s alt-rock/grunge" pile just because they're white when they rubbed shoulders with like, nas, run-DMC, NWA, etc etc

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 16:35

>You do not need to contact 111 to tell them you're staying at home

When did the NHS get so sassy?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 17:05

I may not show it, but living vicariously through others on the internet really be giving me brain damage

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9691 21:38

Have you been living vicariously through a pirate?

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9692 18:50

watching 10 hour fukkireta loop and crying

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 04:27

After years of working a shite corporate job, I've managed to live alone, the dumb virus gave me the opportunity to work from home and achieve the true hikki life, but now I don't know if my parents will be able to keep a handle of things if shit starts closing down.


895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 04:27

Thanks for reading my blog

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 15:49

boomer entomber

897 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-9694 19:20

Under the moon, neko to issho

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 20:58

These same threads are getting boring. DQN is almost entirely a wordplay board now.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 22:08

Godzilla vs Thesaurus

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 00:07

this message brought to you by the "tulsi gabbard please fucking peg me" PAC

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 13:17


902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 14:17

An F for Wani

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 21:23

Sir, the precariat are already living ass to mouth!

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9698 23:21

how did we get here, there's an end of times event and all i can think of posting is "key lime yogurt yeaaaahhh boyeeeeee"

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 05:13

Fight global warming with nuclear winters!

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 05:35

I love my girlfriend.

She's my hummingbird. She hum.

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 10:53

i love your girlfriend too

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 08:47

This one thinks he should use his self-isolation to do a clean-up. It's a few years overdue

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 14:20

Alright, which one of you fuckers are also rooting for the demise of mankind?
The casualties aren't going up quick enough!
I can't stand this boredom.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 15:54

Out of all the suicidal quarteroons I've known, you just take the cake!

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 20:52

Only now have I realized the difference between Buun and Pseud0ch.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 22:17


913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 23:07

Wow, you're borderline vision impaired.

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 03:33

I hate it so much that everyone gets to be stuck in their homes now, even paid for it.
Those fucking "Look how lively and productive I am on the quarantine" social wankers.
And here I am, stuck with my dear self for much longer and have nothing to show for it.
At least my inner universe is bigger, deeper and more beautiful, right? Is it, really?

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 08:16

[joe biden voice] snow flake was a baaad dude

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 08:34

snowflake is nonbinary, don't call them a "dude"

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 12:10

>At least my inner universe is bigger, deeper and more beautiful, right?


918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 14:43

Been a few years since I've been here. You guys need help. Gonna go now, will check in two more years from now.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 16:57


920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 17:42

simian simp

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 01:53

So do something about it, ya lazy fuck.

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 03:51

Kung Flu.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 13:42

So do something about it, ya lazy fuck.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 14:59

We'll all be long dead by the time 1995 hits, fellas.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 21:39

less than 300 days...

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9702 22:40

Klonoa virus

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 01:58

item world theme

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 17:46

If there's an achievement for crafting a passable cokebottle bong using your dead-ass dad's tools, a blown fuse, and your mom's 2/3 tube of cardamom that expired in 2012, I have just unlocked it.

Bet its title is something like "congrats, you've just smoked yourself into middle-agedness."

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 23:22

there's ~8000 images tagged "disgea" on gelbooru and i bet like 90% of them feature either etna or rozaline, people are really sleeping on the massive amount of cute shotas in this series

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 23:44

Fucking kill me.

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 23:47

fluhan wu

932 Name: COVID-19 : 1993-09-9703 23:53

working on it bro, just wait your turn

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 23:58

what if the virus is actually fun and that's why the government doesn't want me to get it

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 04:53

I wish I paid rent so I could not pay it.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 06:43

but i don't want a 70 year old actor to join my colony he sounds useless and not what i want to roleplay

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 07:13

even if he's actually a gay porn actor?
the game is called "rimworld" for a reason

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 11:07

remembering being such a weird moralfag as a teen that when Morrowind NPCs were saying not to screw around with Daedra i took 'em at their word

because killing monsters and criminals is one thing but playing at magic and demonic pacts in a gosh darn video game whoa let's not do that

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 12:42

Animal crossing nyotaika hentae with Tom Nookie

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 16:07

The Great Recession II: Electric Boogaloo

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 21:18

USA #1 at catching the virus!!!!!! USA! USA! I'm so proud!

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 22:11

An anus onahole connected to an air compressor to make fart noises.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 23:37

clonepa virus

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 23:38

wouldn't it just stick to his fur?

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9705 01:38

How can you say you love Tom Nook if you won't eat his fur?
And also his poop.

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9705 02:35

All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9705 03:01

uh oh i installed my new video card and now my windows don't wobble

give me back my wobble

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9705 09:43

whenever i see chinese text i read it in my head in a weird combination of on'yomi plus the handful of common characters i actually know the chinese reading of

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9705 16:19

Apparently this is the same as how my (Taiwanese) friend reads Japanese, just reverse.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9705 16:21

forgot to add, she still understands it much faster than me even though I know how to read twice as many Japanese characters. adult language learning blues

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 01:13

why is linux

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 07:50

You know how people pretend to love X online because it shows that they're quirky and fun? I'm really getting sick of the current crop of X. I hope that this year, everyone will realize that they associate it with themselves from a couple of years ago, and knock it off.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 08:28

yeah X sucks, wayland is the future

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 16:05

But my xmonad

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 17:30

pairing my ds3 controller with my linux laptop using a command line like it's 1993 but then moving the cursor around the screen with the right stick like it's 2033

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 17:36

Things that are rated XXX are more fun than things rated

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 19:30

it's a yoshinoya-patron-stab-yoshinoya-patron world

957 Name: "Paper Moon" : 1993-09-9706 19:52

Just as bloody as it can be.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 20:31

Yea but you have to go outside to do any stabbing. No indoor seating anymore.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 04:10

animal cross to the polls

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 05:14

>>959 Let's Super Smash the voting polls!

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 11:25

elders react to the coronavirus

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 11:43

kids react to elders dying from coronavirus

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 02:57

oh to be a busty JK with an intense shotacon fetish

964 Name: A true story from June 24, 2019 : 1993-09-9708 04:40

Get a load of this shit man:
SO I was walking down the sidewalk today, as you do you know right? But first, let me mention I was wlaking a few days back. ANd you know what I saw then right? A fucking fish, right on the road. A big one too. The sort that fishermen brag about catching. Fucking huge as cod or something. It was fresh too, no smell! And no one was even touching it to move it off the side of the road! Usually you ifnd road kill you know, on the side of the road, not a huge ass fish.
So I was walking today then, as I previously mentioned. And there again! I saw the huge fish! It was dry and old now, so no smell as well. No onehad touched it in the time, which was a few days. It was hot so it dried quickly. And you know what I did when I saw it? I just kept on walking, just like evryone else. Didn't even move the fucking fish off the side of the road. I also ran into a really old friend of mine, when I first saw the fish. Hadn't seen him since my early teens you know. Man, he'd become hella swole. Like, he's been fucking bitches nonstop too, girl he's dating, cheated on her 7 times. Also ran into some people I didn't even think live in my neighborhood anymore, but I didn't stop to chat. Not that t matters though, I don't care about them. But that huge hella ass fish, that shit's why I walk.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 06:36

day 11 of quarantine: stuck inside, gyms closed, haven't been able to get any exercise. deeply considering bench pressing my stationary bike.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 10:32

Never understood why people pay for gym memberships. I carry heavy shit up a hill every day and I'm ripped, and I didn't need to pay anyone

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 14:43

If you don't do heavy physical labor as part of your daily activities it's the most time-efficient way to build muscle and thereby look healthy and attractive.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 15:24

Generally I agree with you, I think gyms are way too expensive and there are plenty of free alternatives, but...

  1. Gyms provide a comfortable environment to exercise when the outdoors is hot/cold/rainy
  2. Gyms provide equipment to efficiently target areas you want to improve
  3. For some people, spending money provides motivation to keep going

that said having a job that involves physical activity seems like the best solution.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 15:25

A lot of people don't push anything heavier than a mouse at work.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 17:55

Yandere appeals to the two universal desires: unconditional love, and the sweet release of death.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 19:24

Lately, I feel like people often tend to say deviantart when they're talking about something good on there. And deviant art when talking about the "oh God why" stuff.

It makes perfect sense as a convention, and obviously it's informal, yet I've never seen it spelled out. Similarly, when people type "____ dot ___" to ridicule a website's resident absurdities.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 05:42

>>966 this is literal slave mentality. in ancient athens slaves weren't allowed to train physically because hauling wood or plowing fields or whatever kept them in just good enough shape to be able to do whatever manual labor was required of them without them getting strong enough to rebel against their masters.

being able to train in a controlled, regimented way instead of just whatever your job happens to throw at you that day, being able to train in a specific way for a specific sport is the privilege of an aristocrat...being fit and strong is something you do for yourself, not so you can do your job better.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 08:24

>>972 It's not slave mentality, I'm not talking about work, I'm talking about going for a run up the hill with lots of bags of sugar hehe. I push a mouse 9-5 then rip a bong and sprint round town while I carry stuff. There's nothing you can do at a gym you can't do for free with your imagination! >>968 all good points though. I personally love to run when it's stormy weather but I know I'm weird.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 08:28

When I was in jail I passed the time doing calisthenics and it solidified my belief that gyms are a scam ᕙ༼◕ω◕༽ᕤ

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 08:50

>>973 you can't do progressive overload strength training or olympic lifts without a barbell and plates, which would cost me much more to just buy outright than the $15 a month i pay for my gym membership, and then while i'm there they also have an entire floor dedicated to boxing equipment so that i can apply that strength to learning to fight and defend myself

calisthenics and bodyweight exercises are good if you have access to literally nothing else, but dedicated strength training equipment will always be the best way to do strength training

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 13:18

and in between classes i can pass the time with activities such as posting

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 13:26

i paid for a home gym (=squat rack, bb, dbs, plates, misc) because confidence was a big issue with the gym for me and it's been worth it but i spent around $700 in the first year. saves lots of time going to gym.

i maintain that weight lifting doesn't actually make me healthy, it just makes me look like it.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 23:54

If maho means magic in Japanese, then mahogany must mean wizardry

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 23:56

actually it means magic crab

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 23:58

What were you in for? I can't believe dqn has actual dokyun delinquents

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 08:11

>>980 I don't wanna talk about it really but I got in a fight and won with a mandible claw. Not proud

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 08:15

The police confiscated my phone and when I got it back months later, I found a weird .log file containing a huge list of what looked like coordinates. During that time I used an old Nokia brick and my drug dealer was like "ah c'mon join the 21st century and get a smart phone!" and I didn't want to tell him my smart phone was in the nick because I didn't want to worry him :3

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 19:03

Today was wasted.

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 20:02


985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 21:09

32% unemployment lol

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 10:31

two hour youtube essay how gaogaigar is a clone of evangelion

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 12:18

reol is like if grimes was actually japanese

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 12:53


989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 14:37

"international" usually just means European

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 17:13

I used to like staying home all day.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 21:53

>>989 Only to an American

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 22:51

Captcha: we

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 23:11

Europe is named after one of Zeus' girlfriends / rape victims and I gotta say fellas that's pretty inspirational / fucked up.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 23:40

She was also his great-great-granddaughter.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 05:09

Or a european or someone in any of their colonies, present or former

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 11:39

I have been crushing on shoe0nhead

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 12:10

Popcorn with no salt is fairly decent.

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 12:28

Goodbye, thread.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 17:25


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