[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#34] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9515 22:19

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/

This Week in Hiddlesland

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 18:15

Can I please have a mobile site that isn't just an extended ad for your shitty app?

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 20:47

i hope the next big thing in functional programming is imperative programming

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 21:17

it's about 5 brazilian times harder to turn imperative programs into functional programs than the other way around. I'll stick with functional

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9541 21:21

(mechanically)

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9542 04:43

what do you call a contest where people compete to try and lift the heaviest tempura overhead as they can?

juuryou agemono

206 Name: koishi on muh mind : 1993-09-9542 16:14

ƒGƒrƒtƒ‰ƒC
ƒNƒƒƒbƒTƒ“

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 01:37

all the canceled webcomics accumulated in my head over the years make me sad

pretty much all comics are shit when i think about it, and webcomics doubly so. but i still wished to see those finished pieces of garbage, even when like partway through the author suddenly got replaced with a completely insane clone and changed it to something that offended me to the core.

which is something that happens concerningly often in webcomics actually, but its true that such changes of "art" are a huge productivity killer in a medium already infamous for falling behind schedule.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9543 12:02

>>207
These virgin comics have too fallen beneath the mighty bonequest.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 11:25

I have no sense.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9544 12:30

>>200
Another one of those early 2000s era 3DSmax/photoshop blending text shitposts that people over analyze in yt comments

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9545 02:49

>>210
yeah it's nothing deep, it's just rare something hits my nostalgia buttons.

it's more like if there was a geocities fansite for 3001: A Reading & Math Odyssey then perfectly distilled into a low effort meme

(i cannot explain the exact way that game gave me the creeps because now it doesn't)

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9545 22:25

Sleepy.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 22:09

Homina homina NOooooo

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9546 23:30

Sunlight breaking through clouds.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9547 12:45

are they a shota with a boda or a loli with ecoli

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9547 17:01

ee-ko-lai

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 00:08

fuck it's clammy out

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 07:49

4-ch is basically the only site in the "chanosphere" that i still use regularly, when did i become a riajuu

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 13:54

I think it's a funny meme because there's a good chance a Japanese game dev from the early 90s could have tried to pass "change da world" as a poignant farewell message while working on an obscure RPG

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9548 22:56

I am stupid now.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 12:37

>>220

>now

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9549 19:04

big oof

look at my number
great, isn't it?

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 11:27

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 14:29

Liar.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 19:38

>>222
Nice

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9551 23:25

Is there an annual award for Most Leisurely Merge Onto the Freeway? I feel like I'm always behind a top-ranked competitor.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9552 13:23

>>225
Thanks babe, you made my day

228 Name: vc: suckoge : 1993-09-9552 23:57

to baldly go where the federaton needs its best goons to be

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 04:48

gay boy advance

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 07:06

> Nordic software company connects 160,000 honey bees to the Internet

pls
no

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 13:09

a fat tribute act called Lil Plump

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:23

has DQN slowed down recently? not complaining or celebrating, just observing

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 14:51

Depends on how many of the six regulars are hanging around.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 15:27

It's a little tougher to riff on stuff here recently, for various reasons. Ebbs and flows though.

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9553 20:11

I fucking despise American comics and action cartoons, especially the "serious" ones where all the characters have eyes the size of an insect's and stand like they have a metal rod up their ass. Shit like young justice or those disney marvel shows that I keep forgetting exist.

It's all so fucking stupid, yet it takes itself so seriously that it puts me to sleep.

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22

>>203

how many words are there in a portuguese dictionary?

i dunno, like a brazilian?????

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 01:22

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 10:52

shitty usb plug meets shitty usb ports

fml i can't remember the last time my hardware just let me fucking touch type

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 12:26

>>232-234 i've been moving away from the internet in general recently, it just doesn't feel fresh and cozy anymore

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:15

>>239 What have you been doing instead?

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:24

>>240
venting about how the internet sucks now

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 16:52

>>241 using the internet?

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9554 17:59

>>242
aha! checkmate, sheeple

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:30

playin mahjong tonight and almost got my first IRL yakuman... I was in kokushi musou tenpai and the player next to me called ron on an invalid hand and unknowingly chombofd me out of it. my next draw wouldfve been tsumo...

i want to die

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:40

I swear the guy on the radio said "Idiot 5 FM" just now.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 01:41

don't need no putty dice
don't need no human rice

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 04:03

You are in a coma. Please wake up. We love you and miss you very much. YOU ARE IN A COMA. YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 13:04

Sexy vertebrae.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 14:29

You are in a coma. You are lying in an small bed, west of a ventilator, with an IV drip.
There is a small trashcan here.

What will you do?

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 15:10

Lie down for a bit longer

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 21:14

Ejaculate

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 22:46

Why does it have to be like thee?

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9555 23:55

>>247 if you're in a coma, how the fuck did you post that here?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 02:31

>>253
He's talking to me, not you.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 07:29

broke: handsome thursday
woke: taiyou to ketsu

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9556 21:09

THE DEVIL HAS TEXAS

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 00:35

>>256 Weird, I was singing that today...

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 02:19

>>250
You continue lying down for another 10 minutes, or is it 10 days? It's impossible for you to keep track of the passage of time.

>>251
You focus your willpower on your penis. After a great deal of focus, you manage to produce a few drops of precum. If you're lucky, perhaps the nurse will notice this.

You have exhausted 60 willpower.

Current willpower: 40/100

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 04:29

Pep-O-Mint o Wint-O-Green

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 09:58

>>258
Astral project into my crush's dreams.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 13:46

jewspaper

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 20:34

>>258
spend 40 willpower points on trying to ejaculate again

vc: quuyung

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 03:58

Let go your Genso tether
Enter the kyo
Become fried shrimp

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 09:24

no love deep web except it's no love homo thug

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 13:32

I show no love
to PoMo thugs
Empty out reload throw more slugs
How you gonna explain Paul de Man?
Even if we quash a beef I ain't touchin' ya hand

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 14:48

When do people that say PoMo think post modernism actually took place.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 15:15

"Washed and ready to eat", except for the furry larva right at the bottom who must've been thriving there for weeks

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9559 19:24

14 = 14 words, "I am a real american and I fight for the rights of every man"
88 = HH = Hulk Hogan brother!

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9560 03:35

Another day, another punk on the netto saying "Just learn Japanese 4Head" except they're serious.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 01:53

A family of frauds.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:36

I like the idea of a discussion thread in which each post must contain a non-trivial word that occurs in the previous post, or at least a word that is a member of the same word family. An example (unintentional?) is >>264.265.266
Of course, such a thread wouldn't serve much of a purpose since there already exists a [Contentless] thread such as this one, already full of peak discussion. But I thought the idea was novel.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:49

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 08:51

>>271 Is that not just "discussing a subject" where statements are linked together by a common phrase or idea - the subject matter?

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:21

it's like renga except with not finding rinne distasteful

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 09:54

>>273 not necessarily, as the forced reuse of a particular word does not prohibit a change of subject. Adjacent posts need not have anything meaningful in common. I think minor constraints on writing lead to interesting posts, like the [Meaningful] (¥ิ_¥ิ)‚Á-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] thread, or twitter's 140-character limit, for example.

>>272 thanks. my untested attempt at linking was in bad taste

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 11:35

"Only moomin" said Sniff, raising his gun toward Snorkmaiden's face.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 16:52

what if we combined discord and reddit

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 17:51

>>277 you'd basically get twitter

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 18:46

>>277
How? I see no way to mix the two.
>>278
Huh?

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9561 19:09

>>275,277 Sounds boring

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:06

>>279 imagine the short length and complete inanity of the average post in discord, except people can like and upvote it

is that not basically just twitter?

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 12:59

>>281
also if you can actually find the discussion years later, you get to the play the "what did that deleted person post" game

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9562 15:50

I love all of you so, so much.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 00:55

I love everyone except you.

You smell bad.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 01:56

‰Ô–”ŠJD—¹I‰—

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:07

>>277
I dreaddit, but then again, I'd read it.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 20:21

Fake Italian Accent Pizza - "The accent is almost as real as the pizza!"

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9563 21:41

Shitting yourself for a lifetime, retard, retard, re-taaaaaarrd

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 01:25

I AM SILLY

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 02:10

we live in a society

bottom text

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 10:39

sometimes I would like to live in the city

then i remember i'm so unassertive that I feel bad about changing lanes in light traffic

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 13:40

The fundamental response rate towards equating feudal conglomerates with the ideological diplomacy of all those involved in the social exchange must not be detrimental towards invoking the Ideon

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 15:08

Please don't post until you've made 500 posts, thank

vc:bearable

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 16:22

My life is nintendo
I beat this game everyday

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:10

my dick is nintendo
i beat this game every day

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:11

there are only two genders and neither of them is "female", women are objects

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 17:52

ok democrat

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 18:12

there are only two genders. boomer and democrat

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 19:13

something something -inge suffix something

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9564 21:45

300get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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