[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (68)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 06:57

"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-11512 12:49

🇺🇸MLWファンも「風になれ!」 言うてる( ̄□ ̄;)!!スゴ️

3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 17:04

AI-generated illustration of a neo-Nazi renouncing his ways after taking MDMA

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 19:46

"a betyár kurva isten bassza meg a csillagos eget" what a beutiful language....

5 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11513 17:54

I cannot, however, honestly choke this down as a Buddhist. Life and health should certainly be cherished, but this obsessive eternalist clinging to form and existence is something Shakyamuni Buddha and others explicitly warned about. Everything comes to an end and one should strive to make peace with that.

If you want to delay some supposedly imminent human extinction via AI, focus on cultivating compassion by destroying ignorance rather than reinforcing it via the gamification of attachment and fruitless fear of death. It's either that or... idk. Maybe start destroying as many computers as possible.

6 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11513 22:47

I am a serious contender and player of music and mastered the art of rave on my own. I know when the beats are dropped right on time.

7 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11514 10:10

Solid State Disk just means it's not a liquid or a gas disk

8 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11514 15:33

It’s like the Invisible Cities of dating apps

9 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11516 03:50

God I hate those fucks...I've been robbed too dude...They took my PS3 my Wii (with out the cords or controllers, just what was on it, took no games or accessories) and for some reason a flower pot full of money and all they took from that was the pot, they left all the money on the floor (assholes)

10 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11516 10:57

I do genuinely care about Shrek this much, and I don't believe all this negative reaction, or even most of it, is from people merely "pretending" to do so. Shrek and its sequel are masterpieces in the realms of animation, family films, fantasy world building, and comedy. This is especially impressive considering the subversive tone of the original risked not aging very well, but managed to only get better with each passing year. Yes, the pop culture references and licensed music tie those movies explicitly to the 2000s, but the core story and characters are timelessly engaging. Though Shrek the Third and Forever After failed to live up to the quality of the first two films, they at least maintained the aesthetic and a bit of the heart, the latter more evidently in Forever After since the Third in contrast felt more like spinning the franchise's wheels than actually doing anything new and exciting. The few seconds shown of this new movie demonstrate none of the original appeal or charm, it explicitly dates this film to the 2020s with the doom scrolling, deep-fried memes, and casting of Zendaya, Fiona feels out of character for reacting the way she does, Felicia has brown eyes when she was established to be the only ogre triplet to have blue eyes, and these characters just look like ugly caricatures or AI distortions at a glance, I initially thought it was fake until I saw the full video the stills were taken from. The original Shrek designs weren't amazingly unique or anything, but they became iconic and their simple elegance kept them relevant. Doing a radical redesign like this undoes all the efforts to maintain brand identity and will only serve to alienate most of the audience. Nobody would be demanding a do-over if they approached this movie like they did with The Last Wish, said film was also a radical departure from the established animation style as shown in the original Puss in Boots, but it made up for it by maintaining the iconic designs of Puss and Kitty and making the animation so spectacular to behold that people appreciated the change. This new animation style isn't different in a awe-inspiring way, it's just different for the sake of being different, changes the designs enough to be off-putting, and looks no better than the previous films for it, if not worse. You can act like it's absurd for people to care about Shrek this much, but it's up on its fifth entry for a reason.

11 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11516 19:52

Ou ahoj, pamatujete si na mě?
Mrvý korejec číslo jedna, z číny
Teď jsem duch
to je všechno lidičky
Už nebudou se mnou v posteli žádné dětičky
Vzal jsem si trénink Payongyongyangu a
usnul jsem a umřel na AIDS
Teď se mnou nakupuje Steve Jobs
a dělám Bin Ladinovy čistírnu

12 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11517 15:32

touhou/type-moon/07th expansion was sort of like superwholock for early 00's jpn doujin culture

13 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11517 21:15

The statement "Everybody wants flat balls but don’t nobody want to smash their balls with a hammer" is false. "Flat balls" likely means testicles, and no one wants them flattened, which would be harmful. The second part, "nobody wants to smash their balls," is true, but the first part’s falsity sinks the whole claim. It’s not a real Nietzsche quote—his work doesn’t touch this. Likely just internet humor, not fact.

14 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11519 08:45

I worked at a fried chicken place in high school. We marinated some chicken tenders in monster and then battered and fried them like we would the regular chicken. It tasted like Krispe Kreame donuts.

15 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11519 09:47

you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your announcements cuz it feels like i can participate on this server too. good on you bro thank you so much.

16 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11519 16:17

There are multiple acts of aesthetic terrorism visited upon us every day. It’s especially egregious when they do it using humans because we know that humans should look healthy and normal and not like freak shows.

17 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11519 18:04

Happy Tree Friends is an adult animated web series created by Aubrey Ankrum, Rhode Montijo, and Kenn Navarro, and developed by Montijo, Navarro, and Warren Graff for Mondo Media. Disguised as a kids' cartoon, the show follows the misadventures of cute anthropomorphic forest animals, whose initially peaceful lives always end with sudden, usually accidental, graphically violent incidents.

In Arabia, the show premiered on Comedy Central Arabia in 1999 and ended in 2002. And oddly enough while the characters normally only make sounds like screams, grunts and laughs, the Arabic dub has them talking.

18 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11520 00:51

Its interesting I read that exact same wiki a while ago and it mentioned him being sodomized. Someone changed "buggery" to "hardships" instead

19 Name: vc: dawgh : 1993-09-11520 11:54

Imagine choking on a hamburger in the woods and a freaking Ice Giant gives you the Heimlich and walks away.

20 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11520 13:34

thug shaker gifs have irreversibly reprogammed my brain i see a vid of a woman shaking her ass and i just laugh out loud thinking of thughunters

21 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11522 09:28

Pls make her fat because she eat all of this food pls

22 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11523 01:50

You’re probably right, but there are just so many more dignified ways of making money than this. This is about 10,000 rungs below being one of those guys who pretends to be a pedophile so streamers can make them drink hot sauce as far as a paid acting gig

23 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11523 20:26

their moat is their allegedly insane quant team but mostly the immortal science of third worldism which will dominate the global intellectual landscape. total maoist victory by way of dengism.

24 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11523 23:31

Lets be fair, there is a larger number of people suffering from compulsive masturbation than from Alzheimers

25 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11524 10:15

Your stupid strategy has never worked and never will. Do you know why there is not one /jp/ board that isn't shit? Because of retards like you. You only make newfaggots more interested in the sekrit klub and at the same time you ruin the board experience for other original users. The result is a board with neither fun or discussions. So the joke is on you you fat fuck perverted piece of trash manchild. You're destined to live a life of frustration and anger and you know that.

26 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11524 20:43

If the occult isn't real, then how can communism be a spectre?
Check and mate, atheists.

27 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11526 18:26

My failed time travel experience got recorded in Mark 14:51-52

28 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11528 14:55

gently stroking my electric kettle like she's my girlfriend

29 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11528 23:26

When my sister was like 8 one time on our way home from the grocery store my brother said "Oh I forgot! Mom said to pick up diapers for sister!" My dad went "oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot" and did a u-turn. My sister started screaming "I'M NOT A BABY!!" so my dad asked us to give her her pacifier. I said that it had rolled under the seat. This made her scream louder, which made my dad even more frustrated, confused and angry. It wasn't until we got all the way back to the store and he went to get her out of her booster seat that he realized how old she was. My brother and I got in trouble but it was absolutely worth it.

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 09:20

I dont think ive ever watched a ytp i could describe as "avant-garde" until now

31 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 18:59

If I were a cereal rapist, I would force you to eat cereal against your will. I would make you eat it with no choice or option to refuse. I would not let you stop until the cereal box was empty.

32 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 19:49

A homosexual is a type of pervert who desires other men’s bodies which equals the desire to violate the psyche of other men and turn them into spiritual women. Disgusting.

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 20:36

Be happy, go Lucky,
Be happy, go Lucky Strike
Be happy, go Lucky,
Go Lucky Strike today!

34 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11532 07:06

So basically a Constitutional monarchy on the left nostril and a socialist communist goverment in the right with a wall, the bridge of my nose blocking them. Now these tiny people are small enough to make holes in my nose without me noticing meaning they wage a violent war causing nosebleeds whenever their is a battle. And to them a sneeze or blowing of my nose is a windstorm or a snort is a tornado, going under water is a flood, etc. Now these two nations have even started venturing outside the nose into the mouth, causing ulcers while mining for blood iron/blood fuel.

35 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:19

I think the biggest scandal with public television and Sesame Street is that after decades Oscar the Grouch is still living in a Garbage Can. No agency is helping to get him off the streets

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:44

As someone who went to Columbia University, all I’m getting out of the comparison is apparently North Korea has rotating soft serve flavours in the dining hall. But sometimes the swirl setting doesn’t work, the horror

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 02:10

手が大人の手なのが唯一残念だねえ

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 04:15

A chap who goes by the name of Peter Griffin one day decided to go down to the grocery store to buy bread and milk. However, his favorite celebrity, Zangief from Street Fighter was at the very same outlet. They then had a memorable fight that was described later as enjoyable.

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 19:52

I was going to put my emo picture here but my computer ate it. That made me sad, so I sat in the corner and cried.

40 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 23:55

Heinrich Himmler showed up and offered his services which Doenitz was like, "nah man were good", which then resulted in Himmler claiming he was entitled to some sort of role and Doenitz basically told him to fuck off

41 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11539 17:23

A fat nigga could see a baby walking into traffic and he gon fix his shirt before he go over there to help

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11541 06:27

I once microwaved my underwear as they were still damp from the dryer. Don’t do it. They smelled burnt and were singed and had brown burn holes in them.

Note - the brown burn holes were not present before the microwave experiment.

43 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11541 14:50

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

44 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11542 04:50

The phrase "the girl's a good farter" is a humorous and slightly vulgar way to describe someone who produces a lot of flatulence, or farts, in a way that is perceived as impressive or amusing.

45 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11542 05:03

he’s a pinball wizard
there has to be a trick
the pinball wizard can suck my fuckin diiiick

46 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11543 08:48

In fairness, half of the babies also just disappear and so can't be dropped. It's only a quarter of the time that 'Parent holding a baby during the Thanos Snap' ends with a dropped baby.

47 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11543 22:37

女の子の排尿にしても全体的映像なのか局所的映像なのか音なのか所作仕草なのかしっかり見つめてその一点を極限まで追求できる環境作りをしないなら変態には程遠くただのクズから犯罪者に落ちかけない。
昔のアングラビデオなのどころか拘った同人AVに挑みやすくなってる事は知っておいて損はない。

48 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 01:05

there's a Buddhism you arrive at with hallucinogens and there's a Buddhism you arrive at with stimulants

49 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 01:25

whats with all the hanging related content on DQN lately? Is a dokyun planning to end it all? Just remember to say goodbye before you go.

50 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 08:53

English is not my native language and it took me years to learn. Now I regret it

51 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 09:44

>>48

>Precept 5. I undertake the training-precept to abstain from alcoholic drink or drugs that are an opportunity for heedlessness.

52 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 10:46

>>48
the argument used by hippie stoners seems to be that the real good stuff doesn't create an opportunity for heedlessness but an opportunity to become spiritually one with the universe

> Some teachers, particularly Zen Buddhists, understand the fifth precept to mean refraining from any addictive or compulsive behavior that intoxicates the mind, such as shopping, overeating, excessive exercise, unskillful use of the internet, and overconsumption of TV, and other media.

be sure to abstain from the internet too

53 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 18:59

Freewill I'm dead rip to the god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me im dead Freewill rip to me I'm dead 😂god bless you baby Jewish princess I just love watching your reaction Jewish princess cracks me up 😂 Just love watching your reaction Jewish princess god bless you baby We all fart Jewish princess your probably lactose intolerant stay away from diary products and be safe out there Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand god bless you baby girl Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless your heart Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful cool...I'll be heartbroken if something happens to you Jewish princess god bless you baby girl You so adorable god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful with yourself baby girl Please be careful with your azz please I'll be devastated if something happens to you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful god bless you baby girl I hope 🤞 the ginger is working Jewish princess god bless you baby girl The tarot card reading usually invites demons in the house maybe you should be careful Jewish princess god bless you baby girl

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11544 23:48

I still have difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that "The creator of Ratboygenius was the 12-fingered piano player in Gattaca" is an actual true statement and not a random mishmash of words thrown together in the washing machine of my mind.

55 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11545 00:33

9年間YouTubeがワインのように熟成させた傑作

56 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11545 22:49

That was a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it.

57 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11546 15:58

Shout out to the angel in full gothic Lolita dress outside the mall at 7:35 AM. I only took my eyes off you to see the car in front of me slamming on the breaks and for a heartbeat, my foot went to the accelerator so that I could meet you

58 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 00:36

Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record

The reason God gives people over to LGBT is in Romans 1:23-27. It's because they serve idols with pagan holidays like Christmas/Easter/Halloween/etc. God punishes people for doing these witchcraft festivals by giving them over to evil spirits. If you want to be cleansed then repent from them and start keeping the 10 commandments. Don't break the Saturday Sabbath day (Isaiah 66:23-24, Nehemiah 13:16-18), don't eat unclean things like pigs/shellfish (Leviticus 11, Isaiah 66:15-17). God promises to cleanse you from all unrighteousness if you actually turn from these sins (1 John 1:7-9). Read the Bible for yourself and don't listen to lying pastors or theology websites. Yeshua is the name that saves us (Acts 4:12). Jesus is a false name given to the Messiah to promote paganism and lawlessness (John 5:42-43, 2 Thessalonians 2).

59 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 09:04

>>58
Which game is this a Steam review of?

60 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 12:43

Most anthems tend to be about pride and ambition, a statement of national values and history. And here we are cowering at the end of the earth begging for divine intervention to save us because we're weak and insecure.

61 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11549 16:50

Abstract

Urological diseases have two groups of causes: Decreased Oxygen Utilization and Jinn. Decreased Oxygen Utilization is caused
by Positive Ions from man-made activities. Positive ions induce acidity and inflammation in our body, which are at the base of almost
all diseases; the best treatment against Positive Ions is the use of Negative Ions, while Medicine is powerless in many cases. What is
amazing, that the Negative Ions help also to diagnose the presence of the Jinn as a cause of the disease and remove the Evil of Satan
as Allah “sent down upon you from the sky, rain by which to purify you and remove from you the evil (suggestions) of Satan and to
make steadfast your hearts and plant firmly thereby your feet.” (Quran, Al Anfal 8:11). During the rain and thunderstorm there is
a massive discharge of Negative Ions. Jinn contain more Positive Ions. The cure is only by Allah and when Ruqya is associated with
Negative Ions the cure is quicker.

Keywords: Decreased Oxygen Utilization; Positive Ions; Negative Ions; Jinn; Ruqya

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11552 11:12

"I only know about franz kafka through tumblr posts and I assumed they were a trans woman" is a real take I just saw and I'm so astonished I don't even have a joke or an indignant response I just want you guys to know about it

63 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11553 18:20

All-ages kusoge

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11553 22:01

No one knows...because ni one can go outside...we're living in a closed system...and in the cor'an allah says we have 7 skies above and it's very sealed and thick..where is this model in what science say about infinite space....dude we must know...coz what science say it's all by coincidence.....com'on

65 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11554 02:04

This is not a joke. I like Hatsune Miku and listen to her music sometimes but she’s far from my main genre of choice. However, that all changes when I get on adderall. I take 20Mg XR and it’s been a consistent side effect that I genuinely just can almost NEVER not be thinking about hatsune miku. in class i’m reading wikipedia pages about her history. i’m looking at fanart. i’m thinking about her songs. i’m rewatching her music videos. i’m playing her games. i’m looking at merch. i’m looking at miku model kits.

I thought adderall would make me normal but i just cannot stop thinking about hatsune miku whenever i take it and it’s driving me insane. i didn’t used to outwardly wear miku merch but now i have keychains dangling from my bag and keys. She cannot leave my mind

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