"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
i am a transsexual and i hereby give you permission to say "woman" it is truly okay nobody will be mad at you except for random people named Lillith
When I went to get my first MRI ever, dude went in before me and I physically saw him get pulled upward into the machine and heard him screaming and etc. Ifd later learn the dude had a metal butt plug in him lol. He had to get surgery from it, since it tore something in his ass haha.
hopefully you are comsec briefed? Because you signed the paper work, and they sent you the official underwear with comsec in big letters to wear to work, and you know they will be checking. Be safe, and remember snitches get stitches, but DoD comsec violators get buried in an unmarked grave.
I'm so fucking horny for neofolk boys. I want to fuck a yerba mate'd-out effay hipster milspo surp vintage aesthetic cryptoreactionary he-thot in his big-talking slobbermouth. I want to sploogeroo all over a boy with pantoframe glasses and rub my cock over his freshly buzzed HJ whitewalls. Everytime I hear an emaciated, waist-high-wool-trouser-clad braindead M43-wearing slutty neopagan/tradcath fella say "return to tradition," "wood pegged," "hand-made," "44 dot" or "zelt," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to him and fondle his skeletal ribcage and sweaty armpits. I want to pour my santa manganello onto his hollowed out cheeks and cleanshaven faces and aniline-leather-smelling nose. I want to fondle a neofolk boy through his feldhose while pretending to be interested as he talks about garment production during the mid 20th century and death in june and how sturm miltec sucks and julius evola and moomin and 'kameradschaft' in the front and ernst jünger and sustainable cooking and french militaria/workwear and drinking tea to pass the time. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.
I'm the dude with IBS that speed strides into the men's restroom to realize in horror that the only toilet stall is occupied. I don't care if you have a pussy or dick or which you were born with. I am going to get to a toilet NOW! I will not stand at a door with a special sign on it with shit dribbling down my legs, into my socks, and onto the ceramic tiled restaurant floor. I am going to shit somewhere, so ladies, if your bathroom has a toilet, get the fuck over your selves and be ready for the finest wet trumpet performance you will ever hear.
Amazon is just a gui for aliexpress with extra markup. Usually when ever I find something I like on Amazon, I image search or look up the same product and order it from aliexpress for 50% less. I've saved so much money this way. Amazon is the new digital showroom for consumers that haven't caught on.
i want to be in yuri manga world and be yuri
Not nearly as effective as you'd think, it'd go through soft tissue but leave bones, you'd need a bunch of hydrofluoric acid for that too and that bitch is NASTY to work with. Unless you don't mind having the bones left behind. Piranha solution (a mix of sulfuric acid and 30% hydrogen peroxide is effective for all organic matter, but also a fucking bitch that splashes everywhere, it'd be more dangerous for you than for the dead body. Not to mention, obtaining such large amounts of such concentrated acids would be very difficult, and ESPECIALLY obtaining 30% hydrogen peroxide.
Just get a bunch of pigs, they won't leave anything.
except that marx has a PhD and maybe you should do more reading before you call them flawed. If it is so obviously flawed then why does marx have a PhD. Explain how! I find it hard to believe that a person with a P H FREAKING D didnt catch his mistake before he publishes it. These things take at least days to write and more to edit giving a person with a P H FREAKING D more than enough time to correct his mistake and revise. It is better to assume that the person with the PhD is right before he crushes you in an argument that you were never meant to win.
There's a building in our neighborhood with two entrances, a north lobby and a south lobby, but for some reason they decided to shorten the directional word so now whenever we walk to the grocery store my partner and I point at the giant all-caps metal sign that says "SLOBBY"
Science answer: Pussy is even harder to study than dicks and there's tons of misinfo and disagreement on even that. Dicks actually aren't that hard to study once they got a standardized methodology down. They give them a chemically induced erection and measure depressing the fat until they hit pelvic bone. Average is right at 5.5" for anybody getting decent nutrition during development outside of Asians where there're fewer studies with more contradictory results. Global average is 5.2". Distribution is standard bellcurve with 10s of thousands of data points on record. You would THINK it would be the same with vaginas but last I checked there were zero good studies, the closest ones measured resting vaginal canal size. It showed weirdly massive variation in sizing IIRC, completely out of line with what you would expect. The problem is just like with men they literally change size when aroused, then on top of that they're stretchable. It'd be very difficult to study well because you'd see bigger variations in terms of their degree of arousal and ability to stretch than anything else, plus physical fitness and muscular control would massively skew results too. The loosest bitch who's done some kegels in her life and knows how to flex pelvic floor muscles for instance could skew her results massively vs some girl who's actually tight in general but doesn't. The science just isn't there to give a good answer.
Except horses are some of the stupidest animals (evolutionarily speaking) to exist.
For starters, they physically cannot throw up, meaning if they ingest poison, theyfll die.
Horses can literally also damage their organs and start internally bleeding from running too hard, which makes them one of the only animals that can hurt themselves in an open field (excluding external factors obviously or self-inflicted damage obviously)
Not to mention theyfre fragile as fuck and die if they break one of their stupid toothpick legs, and the million other things wrong with them
They also do this other thing called cribbing where they just bite down on something and suck in air, literally inflating themselves to the point of needing to be deflated via a needle.
The world handed you an edgy anime revenge plot and you decided to mope about it.
my wife is literally just reading the entire Wikipedia page on suicide and telling me interesting suicide facts every 10-15 seconds