"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.

my wife every time somebody bad happens: its killdozer time!!!

minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of all time
Theres one dev at Mojang who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and animals, one who believes he's making Skyrim Remastered: Blocks Edition, and one guy who has watched youtubers and is under the impression they're designing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024/Creepypasta Sim 2024
And all of them live in separate offices and add their updates independently of each other and dont know the others exist.
guy 1: Bad news everyone we have to take out armadillo domestication because i just learned you cant domesticate armadillos in real life and we can't teach the children lies.
guy 2: Spear. Lets add the Spear. It'll be like the sword but different because 1) its its a Spear, 2) its more Tactical. Guys are you hearing this shit. Spear Update
guy 3: I watched 15 horror mods this weekend and I'm adding a new biome called the Silent Sea where the ocean is black and a mob called the Schoinker will eat you unless you wear chainmail leggings.