[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (126)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 06:57

"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.

115 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11597 10:25

my wife every time somebody bad happens: its killdozer time!!!

116 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11597 15:04

minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of all time
Theres one dev at Mojang who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and animals, one who believes he's making Skyrim Remastered: Blocks Edition, and one guy who has watched youtubers and is under the impression they're designing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024/Creepypasta Sim 2024
And all of them live in separate offices and add their updates independently of each other and dont know the others exist.
guy 1: Bad news everyone we have to take out armadillo domestication because i just learned you cant domesticate armadillos in real life and we can't teach the children lies.
guy 2: Spear. Lets add the Spear. It'll be like the sword but different because 1) its its a Spear, 2) its more Tactical. Guys are you hearing this shit. Spear Update
guy 3: I watched 15 horror mods this weekend and I'm adding a new biome called the Silent Sea where the ocean is black and a mob called the Schoinker will eat you unless you wear chainmail leggings.

117 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11598 11:43

So Ifm a Virgo and my now ex girlfriend used to say that she loved Virgo men but hated Virgo women. I never believed in that stuff so it never really mattered to me. anyways Ifve since transitioned and shefs blocked me on every platform. Ifm not sure if shefs transphobic or just astrally misogynist.

118 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11600 05:58

I didnft read most of this but xenomorph heads are very explicitly meant to be phallic.

119 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11600 15:17

i liked it. Musk follows closely the genre stereotypes of house music. but instead of blind emulation, Musk understands the "engineering rationale" of the "common house structure" (so to speak), and thus is able to wield it with great sensibility.

because of this sensibility, instead of trying to create something ambitious or unusual, Musk aims to perfect the "common house structure" with his great attention to detail and overall structure.

120 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11601 03:24

Deal maker
25 Mar 2024, 05:51

  • 6 ⋅ 18 -

Original was trash, rewrite is worse than shit. Author should stop writing and kill himself

121 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11601 23:11

That's not true at all. There have always been, and always will be, plenty of top-notch tappers in NYC. 42nd street might have cast from all over the country, but it's not because nobody in New York knew how to tap. Come on now.

122 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11602 01:49

It has certainly been a dramatic year for memes on /lounge/ so far! Here's the situation:
2008's clear meme victor DRIVE LIKE JEHU is still going strong in 2009.It's popularity has been spreading as far as /b/, where it has been gaining traction and inspiring many "shoops". Unfortunately this expansion has meant less posts on /lounge/, endangering its status as king of memes.
The Pleasure Of Being Cummed Inside/SPAM DRINK COCA COLA are still being forced by the single samefag. Same as has been happening since 2007. Unfortunately these memes lack imagination, consistency and originality and are deeply unlikely to even gain popularity with anyone other than the OP, let alone be the meme victors of 2009
fail. GTFO is probably /lounge/'s oldest surviving meme. It has recently been suffering from underuse, however. Many suspect its glory days are behind it.
KIKES seems to have dropped from the meme wars. We all mourn it and pray for the speedy return of this classic meme.
The fuck one/listen hear, jerkface/sure, why not have recently fallen out of favor with the posters on /lounge/ and are being kept artificially alive by one samefag, the same one who originally coined them. While it is a shame to see the death of memes, these were clearly only flash-in-the-pan memes, temporary fads with no staying power.
I admit my role/gave him the goatfinger are new entries, unfortunately they lack the ability to be easily reworked into different contexts humorously and are already looking like failmemes.
BOOMP/BOOMPSY of the lol /lounge/ thread is the hottest, freshest meme on /lounge/ right now. Shockingly it was coined by RedCream, one of /lounge/'s lamest, stalest posters. But irregardless of who coined the meme it has caught on in a BIG way. If any /lounge/ meme stands a chance of toppling DRIVE LIKE JEHU from 2009's top spot it is the almighty BOOMPSY.
Who will emerge from this as 2009's top meme? My pick so far is for BOOMP followed by DRIVE LIKE JEHU. What do you think /lounge/?

123 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11602 14:12

If thats how it works, then I could kill a trillionare and be reborn as a trillionare

124 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11602 16:27

As unfashionably 4chanish as it is to invoke those anti-semitic tropes, I very rarely see bans handed out around here for anti-shamanism. Bit of a double standard, just saying.

125 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11603 20:38

woodman_76
Friday, August 11, 2017 @ 09:31 AM
Comment #9
I am Italian, and this time his Italian is really disgusting! Why they didn't hire a REAL ITALIAN for his voice?

woodman_76
Friday, February 28, 2020 @ 09:59 PM
Comment #10
HIS VOICE IS TERRIBLE!

126 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11604 00:19

Well the guy who plays the T-1000 is cut, and you can kinda see his wang in the scene where he squats down. There was a company hired to digitally remove his giblets from that scene, they didn't do a very good job.

The T-1000 would go with whatever it either knows or guesses its target is packing, that includes cut/uncut, as well as other details like body scars, tattoos etc. Otherwise it might stand out if it had to use a public shower etc and it was the only uncut dude in, say, America.

I reckon it could get rumbled if you were a resistance fighter, and knew your buddy had a tattoo, say, on his shoulder, and the T-1000 didn't simulate it because it didn't know it was there. But the T-1000 seems like it doesn't like spending lots of time trying to infiltrate, it moves on, slips through defenses by looking like it belongs there and swaps forms often so people don't realize someone's slowly getting closer and closer to the protected core of their base, since it just looks like Suzy's walking back to her office for something, then the janitor just has to double back to get his mop etc.

I still reckon for deeper infiltration something like a T-1000 would probably strip its target after it killed them, and make sure it's got every tattoo, every scar, every wrinkle absolutely perfect. In lieu of that information it'd do a best guess based on age, general physique etc.

For the earlier flesh models, Skynet would pick whatever it thought was most likely. I'd imagine it'd do the process surgically, so the circumcision scar looks normal.

This has actually come up before, and people derided Skynet paying attention to small details like genitalia as "silly", but let's be real, if you knew the robot couldn't simulate junk properly, you could probably do a quick anti-Terminator test involving dropping trou. If sports players/soldiers can get used to it for efficient hygiene, resistance fighters would get used to it as a legit security measure.

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