"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.
Happy Tree Friends is an adult animated web series created by Aubrey Ankrum, Rhode Montijo, and Kenn Navarro, and developed by Montijo, Navarro, and Warren Graff for Mondo Media. Disguised as a kids' cartoon, the show follows the misadventures of cute anthropomorphic forest animals, whose initially peaceful lives always end with sudden, usually accidental, graphically violent incidents.
In Arabia, the show premiered on Comedy Central Arabia in 1999 and ended in 2002. And oddly enough while the characters normally only make sounds like screams, grunts and laughs, the Arabic dub has them talking.
Its interesting I read that exact same wiki a while ago and it mentioned him being sodomized. Someone changed "buggery" to "hardships" instead
Imagine choking on a hamburger in the woods and a freaking Ice Giant gives you the Heimlich and walks away.
thug shaker gifs have irreversibly reprogammed my brain i see a vid of a woman shaking her ass and i just laugh out loud thinking of thughunters
Pls make her fat because she eat all of this food pls
You’re probably right, but there are just so many more dignified ways of making money than this. This is about 10,000 rungs below being one of those guys who pretends to be a pedophile so streamers can make them drink hot sauce as far as a paid acting gig
their moat is their allegedly insane quant team but mostly the immortal science of third worldism which will dominate the global intellectual landscape. total maoist victory by way of dengism.
Lets be fair, there is a larger number of people suffering from compulsive masturbation than from Alzheimers
Your stupid strategy has never worked and never will. Do you know why there is not one /jp/ board that isn't shit? Because of retards like you. You only make newfaggots more interested in the sekrit klub and at the same time you ruin the board experience for other original users. The result is a board with neither fun or discussions. So the joke is on you you fat fuck perverted piece of trash manchild. You're destined to live a life of frustration and anger and you know that.
If the occult isn't real, then how can communism be a spectre?
Check and mate, atheists.
My failed time travel experience got recorded in Mark 14:51-52
gently stroking my electric kettle like she's my girlfriend
When my sister was like 8 one time on our way home from the grocery store my brother said "Oh I forgot! Mom said to pick up diapers for sister!" My dad went "oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot" and did a u-turn. My sister started screaming "I'M NOT A BABY!!" so my dad asked us to give her her pacifier. I said that it had rolled under the seat. This made her scream louder, which made my dad even more frustrated, confused and angry. It wasn't until we got all the way back to the store and he went to get her out of her booster seat that he realized how old she was. My brother and I got in trouble but it was absolutely worth it.
I dont think ive ever watched a ytp i could describe as "avant-garde" until now
If I were a cereal rapist, I would force you to eat cereal against your will. I would make you eat it with no choice or option to refuse. I would not let you stop until the cereal box was empty.
A homosexual is a type of pervert who desires other men’s bodies which equals the desire to violate the psyche of other men and turn them into spiritual women. Disgusting.
Be happy, go Lucky,
Be happy, go Lucky Strike
Be happy, go Lucky,
Go Lucky Strike today!
So basically a Constitutional monarchy on the left nostril and a socialist communist goverment in the right with a wall, the bridge of my nose blocking them. Now these tiny people are small enough to make holes in my nose without me noticing meaning they wage a violent war causing nosebleeds whenever their is a battle. And to them a sneeze or blowing of my nose is a windstorm or a snort is a tornado, going under water is a flood, etc. Now these two nations have even started venturing outside the nose into the mouth, causing ulcers while mining for blood iron/blood fuel.
I think the biggest scandal with public television and Sesame Street is that after decades Oscar the Grouch is still living in a Garbage Can. No agency is helping to get him off the streets
As someone who went to Columbia University, all I’m getting out of the comparison is apparently North Korea has rotating soft serve flavours in the dining hall. But sometimes the swirl setting doesn’t work, the horror
手が大人の手なのが唯一残念だねえ
A chap who goes by the name of Peter Griffin one day decided to go down to the grocery store to buy bread and milk. However, his favorite celebrity, Zangief from Street Fighter was at the very same outlet. They then had a memorable fight that was described later as enjoyable.
I was going to put my emo picture here but my computer ate it. That made me sad, so I sat in the corner and cried.
Heinrich Himmler showed up and offered his services which Doenitz was like, "nah man were good", which then resulted in Himmler claiming he was entitled to some sort of role and Doenitz basically told him to fuck off
A fat nigga could see a baby walking into traffic and he gon fix his shirt before he go over there to help
I once microwaved my underwear as they were still damp from the dryer. Don’t do it. They smelled burnt and were singed and had brown burn holes in them.
Note - the brown burn holes were not present before the microwave experiment.
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
The phrase "the girl's a good farter" is a humorous and slightly vulgar way to describe someone who produces a lot of flatulence, or farts, in a way that is perceived as impressive or amusing.
he’s a pinball wizard
there has to be a trick
the pinball wizard can suck my fuckin diiiick
In fairness, half of the babies also just disappear and so can't be dropped. It's only a quarter of the time that 'Parent holding a baby during the Thanos Snap' ends with a dropped baby.
女の子の排尿にしても全体的映像なのか局所的映像なのか音なのか所作仕草なのかしっかり見つめてその一点を極限まで追求できる環境作りをしないなら変態には程遠くただのクズから犯罪者に落ちかけない。
昔のアングラビデオなのどころか拘った同人ＡＶに挑みやすくなってる事は知っておいて損はない。
there's a Buddhism you arrive at with hallucinogens and there's a Buddhism you arrive at with stimulants
whats with all the hanging related content on DQN lately? Is a dokyun planning to end it all? Just remember to say goodbye before you go.
English is not my native language and it took me years to learn. Now I regret it
>Precept 5. I undertake the training-precept to abstain from alcoholic drink or drugs that are an opportunity for heedlessness.
>>48
the argument used by hippie stoners seems to be that the real good stuff doesn't create an opportunity for heedlessness but an opportunity to become spiritually one with the universe
> Some teachers, particularly Zen Buddhists, understand the fifth precept to mean refraining from any addictive or compulsive behavior that intoxicates the mind, such as shopping, overeating, excessive exercise, unskillful use of the internet, and overconsumption of TV, and other media.
be sure to abstain from the internet too
Freewill I'm dead rip to the god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me im dead Freewill rip to me I'm dead 😂god bless you baby Jewish princess I just love watching your reaction Jewish princess cracks me up 😂 Just love watching your reaction Jewish princess god bless you baby We all fart Jewish princess your probably lactose intolerant stay away from diary products and be safe out there Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand god bless you baby girl Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless your heart Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful cool...I'll be heartbroken if something happens to you Jewish princess god bless you baby girl You so adorable god bless you Jewish princess Freewill rip to me I'm dead god bless you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful with yourself baby girl Please be careful with your azz please I'll be devastated if something happens to you Jewish princess Hamas is getting out of hand there please be careful god bless you baby girl I hope 🤞 the ginger is working Jewish princess god bless you baby girl The tarot card reading usually invites demons in the house maybe you should be careful Jewish princess god bless you baby girl
I still have difficulty wrapping my brain around the fact that "The creator of Ratboygenius was the 12-fingered piano player in Gattaca" is an actual true statement and not a random mishmash of words thrown together in the washing machine of my mind.
9年間YouTubeがワインのように熟成させた傑作
That was a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it.
Shout out to the angel in full gothic Lolita dress outside the mall at 7:35 AM. I only took my eyes off you to see the car in front of me slamming on the breaks and for a heartbeat, my foot went to the accelerator so that I could meet you
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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
The reason God gives people over to LGBT is in Romans 1:23-27. It's because they serve idols with pagan holidays like Christmas/Easter/Halloween/etc. God punishes people for doing these witchcraft festivals by giving them over to evil spirits. If you want to be cleansed then repent from them and start keeping the 10 commandments. Don't break the Saturday Sabbath day (Isaiah 66:23-24, Nehemiah 13:16-18), don't eat unclean things like pigs/shellfish (Leviticus 11, Isaiah 66:15-17). God promises to cleanse you from all unrighteousness if you actually turn from these sins (1 John 1:7-9). Read the Bible for yourself and don't listen to lying pastors or theology websites. Yeshua is the name that saves us (Acts 4:12). Jesus is a false name given to the Messiah to promote paganism and lawlessness (John 5:42-43, 2 Thessalonians 2).
>>58
Which game is this a Steam review of?
Most anthems tend to be about pride and ambition, a statement of national values and history. And here we are cowering at the end of the earth begging for divine intervention to save us because we're weak and insecure.
Abstract
Urological diseases have two groups of causes: Decreased Oxygen Utilization and Jinn. Decreased Oxygen Utilization is caused
by Positive Ions from man-made activities. Positive ions induce acidity and inflammation in our body, which are at the base of almost
all diseases; the best treatment against Positive Ions is the use of Negative Ions, while Medicine is powerless in many cases. What is
amazing, that the Negative Ions help also to diagnose the presence of the Jinn as a cause of the disease and remove the Evil of Satan
as Allah “sent down upon you from the sky, rain by which to purify you and remove from you the evil (suggestions) of Satan and to
make steadfast your hearts and plant firmly thereby your feet.” (Quran, Al Anfal 8:11). During the rain and thunderstorm there is
a massive discharge of Negative Ions. Jinn contain more Positive Ions. The cure is only by Allah and when Ruqya is associated with
Negative Ions the cure is quicker.
Keywords: Decreased Oxygen Utilization; Positive Ions; Negative Ions; Jinn; Ruqya
"I only know about franz kafka through tumblr posts and I assumed they were a trans woman" is a real take I just saw and I'm so astonished I don't even have a joke or an indignant response I just want you guys to know about it
All-ages kusoge
No one knows...because ni one can go outside...we're living in a closed system...and in the cor'an allah says we have 7 skies above and it's very sealed and thick..where is this model in what science say about infinite space....dude we must know...coz what science say it's all by coincidence.....com'on
This is not a joke. I like Hatsune Miku and listen to her music sometimes but she’s far from my main genre of choice. However, that all changes when I get on adderall. I take 20Mg XR and it’s been a consistent side effect that I genuinely just can almost NEVER not be thinking about hatsune miku. in class i’m reading wikipedia pages about her history. i’m looking at fanart. i’m thinking about her songs. i’m rewatching her music videos. i’m playing her games. i’m looking at merch. i’m looking at miku model kits.
I thought adderall would make me normal but i just cannot stop thinking about hatsune miku whenever i take it and it’s driving me insane. i didn’t used to outwardly wear miku merch but now i have keychains dangling from my bag and keys. She cannot leave my mind
Due to some reason, I have to pretend to be my cool classmate Kaoruko's boyfriend. Just like a couple would have it, we go to the bathroom together and sleep together too! Wait, you can't be serious!? And I fuck her inside shortly afterwards!! I can even choose whether to ejaculate inside or outside!!Move and talk! It's a popular mobile short adventure game for PC and android!!
how many of you are a stinky hikki neet that with his entirely neet femininity pee in bottle in his comfy hoarded neet nest?
when I was like 5 or 6 my parents took me to the park and surprised me to like, "blue day" and they made me ham sandwiches with blue mayo and there was blue milk and I forget what else
I'm high as fuj and nobody regular is on this comment section Yikes I smell uhhh Mental Disease
Listen I'm approaching middle age and "as of late" means any time in the last decade. Like when I say "the other day" and really mean six months ago.
This does not surprise me at all. The world would be a much better place if the leftists downvoting this weren't allowed to vote.
i miss trolling people in an mmo and receiving a message like 'you r a sickning human being' and remembering it for the rest of my life
Bought myself a nice bottle of wine for Lizzo's birthday. Probably gonna hit the club later to celebrate. Might even cheat on my girl too
Every touhou girl is completely un voice trained and sounds clocky as hell because they don’t have to perform cisness. Marisa sounds like the girl you met on grindr whos trying to tell you about robotripping
his passing is conclusive evidence that people can literally die of cringe
Bro dropped one of the hardest beats ever and dipped to go snort worms 🥶
we should hungarianise english swearing. lets start saying what the cock.
I still have this flashback from when I dated a serious alcoholic for only two weeks.
One of the last nights, he came into my apartment, walked straight to my fridge without even saying anything or taking his shoes off, and huffed from a can of whipped cream he knew I had because I had sent him pictures of some strawberry shortcake I'd made.
Literally nothing can prepare you for dating an alcoholic, I don't care how empathetic or worldly or experienced with alcholics you are. Nothing can fucking prepare you.
In the old days, gay meant merry, cheerful, happy... no wonder that the word became attached to men who have little to do with women.
i wanna be forced to go through a dungeon in really skimpy and embarrassing rogues "armor" that makes me look like a slut and i claim its just for the stat bonuses to my party but they dont believe me. and they ogle me and secretly think about me in degrading sexual contexts when im backstabbing monsters and my tits bounce around ^_^
who doesn’t want pink glittery poop? makes shitting so much cuter
who lays eggs in a girl & don't even buy her lunch
Free will motherfucker. If God prevented people from being evil, you faggots would just bitch about God not letting you have the freedom to be the shitty, evil people that you are.
So, aside from how weird this looks, it’s not uncommon to use steam or hot water to rehydrate butterflies for pinning, I wouldn’t say boiling them is exactly the greatest method for this since butterfly wings can’t handle the heat that well, but I mean if they’re particularly dry I wouldn’t exactly be super surprised to see them placed in hot or warm water to soften up for a little bit, but putting this many in a pot seems inefficient and will likely damage the butterflies when he eventually tries to take them all out
2/5 scored and 1.5/5 reviewed
I think you're aware of the lack of effort in this, at least you should be. The lack of actual plot is staggering, it's like what? 3 sentences and 1 sentence on a loops until it's indiscernible from English? The joke wasn't exactly funny either, I mean, where's the material coming from? "Ok, so the scene opens with shaggy telling Scooby has a finger up his ass and then Scooby continuously repeats the line in his usually hard to understand tone of voice and then Shaggy says 'like, fuck this, and tweens out"
No effort on the joke, no effort in the script. The character design was good, granted, as per your other work, I was expecting this to suck much less than it really and honestly does. I don't know, perhaps this seemed much funnier to you as you wrote it, like a "had to be there" joke, and if you personally enjoy it than fine, but it really doesn't stick with me personally at all. (but hey, at least you got all the kiddos thinking it's super funny, there's that, then again, anything to do with naughty parts they find hilarious, go figure?)
I hope to see some higher caliber work from someone I know is more talented than this in the jokes department, until then.
it’s amazing how bad coffee shops can be sometimes. my coworker got a “horchata latte” and reported that it tasted like beans.
i didn’t believe her. but i tried it and not only does it taste like beans — it has notes of fish
UPDATE: it was never a horchata latte all along it was some sort of japanese tea latte called “houchija”…
Beautiful illustration, endlessly creative world, fascinating mystery, author’s a pedophile. One of those is a dealbreaker for me, I’m sorry.
Idiot-rich story with an emphasis on humor and pain.
Apparently they don’t check out-of-date items . Ate some hummus that tasted off and looked at the expiration date and it was expired by over a month and a half ago and got sick.
what if there were two people on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, that'd be fucked up, wouldn't it?
Rose clouds of Holocaust, like most Di6 songs, is actually about gay sex
as a bay area nigga this misappropriation of our lingo really makes me question humanitys value
idk who let this term out there for ignorant retards to abuse and its unlikely ill be able to change the way people speak but its truly sad to see such a grave misunderstanding
its smack not slap for christsake
get it right you culturally bereft zoomer fucks
i would say im flattered but this pathetic display is only worth of derision
look man I'm trying to be apolitical here but you're posting the funniest shit I've ever seen cut it out
Mangadex getting DMCA'd is just part of the scanlation universe's cycle of Saṃsāra. It's not the first time the world has been destroyed and it's not the last time. It will be rebirthed into a different form sooner or later. Batoto was the last World Tree, another will sprout.
It's not like I like you or anything Saddam-kun! >:T
But vore can be sweet. It may not be of your tastes, but it absolutely can be wholesome.
In the case when two partners have massive size differences and thus can't have sex normally, vore is a relatively easy solution. Furries are more familiar with it.
Father, Son, Kitman! I always wanted to own my own website, after numerous failed attempts, I own one and its every bit as good as I imagined!
bitches will be like "this thing is kiki, this thing is bouba" then be like "omg why do objects have genders in spanish??"
i am a transsexual and i hereby give you permission to say "woman" it is truly okay nobody will be mad at you except for random people named Lillith
When I went to get my first MRI ever, dude went in before me and I physically saw him get pulled upward into the machine and heard him screaming and etc. I’d later learn the dude had a metal butt plug in him lol. He had to get surgery from it, since it tore something in his ass haha.
hopefully you are comsec briefed? Because you signed the paper work, and they sent you the official underwear with comsec in big letters to wear to work, and you know they will be checking. Be safe, and remember snitches get stitches, but DoD comsec violators get buried in an unmarked grave.
I'm so fucking horny for neofolk boys. I want to fuck a yerba mate'd-out effay hipster milspo surp vintage aesthetic cryptoreactionary he-thot in his big-talking slobbermouth. I want to sploogeroo all over a boy with pantoframe glasses and rub my cock over his freshly buzzed HJ whitewalls. Everytime I hear an emaciated, waist-high-wool-trouser-clad braindead M43-wearing slutty neopagan/tradcath fella say "return to tradition," "wood pegged," "hand-made," "44 dot" or "zelt," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to him and fondle his skeletal ribcage and sweaty armpits. I want to pour my santa manganello onto his hollowed out cheeks and cleanshaven faces and aniline-leather-smelling nose. I want to fondle a neofolk boy through his feldhose while pretending to be interested as he talks about garment production during the mid 20th century and death in june and how sturm miltec sucks and julius evola and moomin and 'kameradschaft' in the front and ernst jünger and sustainable cooking and french militaria/workwear and drinking tea to pass the time. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.
I'm the dude with IBS that speed strides into the men's restroom to realize in horror that the only toilet stall is occupied. I don't care if you have a pussy or dick or which you were born with. I am going to get to a toilet NOW! I will not stand at a door with a special sign on it with shit dribbling down my legs, into my socks, and onto the ceramic tiled restaurant floor. I am going to shit somewhere, so ladies, if your bathroom has a toilet, get the fuck over your selves and be ready for the finest wet trumpet performance you will ever hear.
Amazon is just a gui for aliexpress with extra markup. Usually when ever I find something I like on Amazon, I image search or look up the same product and order it from aliexpress for 50% less. I've saved so much money this way. Amazon is the new digital showroom for consumers that haven't caught on.
i want to be in yuri manga world and be yuri
Not nearly as effective as you'd think, it'd go through soft tissue but leave bones, you'd need a bunch of hydrofluoric acid for that too and that bitch is NASTY to work with. Unless you don't mind having the bones left behind. Piranha solution (a mix of sulfuric acid and 30% hydrogen peroxide is effective for all organic matter, but also a fucking bitch that splashes everywhere, it'd be more dangerous for you than for the dead body. Not to mention, obtaining such large amounts of such concentrated acids would be very difficult, and ESPECIALLY obtaining 30% hydrogen peroxide.
Just get a bunch of pigs, they won't leave anything.
except that marx has a PhD and maybe you should do more reading before you call them flawed. If it is so obviously flawed then why does marx have a PhD. Explain how! I find it hard to believe that a person with a P H FREAKING D didnt catch his mistake before he publishes it. These things take at least days to write and more to edit giving a person with a P H FREAKING D more than enough time to correct his mistake and revise. It is better to assume that the person with the PhD is right before he crushes you in an argument that you were never meant to win.
There's a building in our neighborhood with two entrances, a north lobby and a south lobby, but for some reason they decided to shorten the directional word so now whenever we walk to the grocery store my partner and I point at the giant all-caps metal sign that says "SLOBBY"
Science answer: Pussy is even harder to study than dicks and there's tons of misinfo and disagreement on even that. Dicks actually aren't that hard to study once they got a standardized methodology down. They give them a chemically induced erection and measure depressing the fat until they hit pelvic bone. Average is right at 5.5" for anybody getting decent nutrition during development outside of Asians where there're fewer studies with more contradictory results. Global average is 5.2". Distribution is standard bellcurve with 10s of thousands of data points on record. You would THINK it would be the same with vaginas but last I checked there were zero good studies, the closest ones measured resting vaginal canal size. It showed weirdly massive variation in sizing IIRC, completely out of line with what you would expect. The problem is just like with men they literally change size when aroused, then on top of that they're stretchable. It'd be very difficult to study well because you'd see bigger variations in terms of their degree of arousal and ability to stretch than anything else, plus physical fitness and muscular control would massively skew results too. The loosest bitch who's done some kegels in her life and knows how to flex pelvic floor muscles for instance could skew her results massively vs some girl who's actually tight in general but doesn't. The science just isn't there to give a good answer.
Except horses are some of the stupidest animals (evolutionarily speaking) to exist.
For starters, they physically cannot throw up, meaning if they ingest poison, they’ll die.
Horses can literally also damage their organs and start internally bleeding from running too hard, which makes them one of the only animals that can hurt themselves in an open field (excluding external factors obviously or self-inflicted damage obviously)
Not to mention they’re fragile as fuck and die if they break one of their stupid toothpick legs, and the million other things wrong with them
They also do this other thing called cribbing where they just bite down on something and suck in air, literally inflating themselves to the point of needing to be deflated via a needle.
The world handed you an edgy anime revenge plot and you decided to mope about it.
my wife is literally just reading the entire Wikipedia page on suicide and telling me interesting suicide facts every 10-15 seconds
my wife every time somebody bad happens: its killdozer time!!!
minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of all time
Theres one dev at Mojang who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and animals, one who believes he's making Skyrim Remastered: Blocks Edition, and one guy who has watched youtubers and is under the impression they're designing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024/Creepypasta Sim 2024
And all of them live in separate offices and add their updates independently of each other and dont know the others exist.
guy 1: Bad news everyone we have to take out armadillo domestication because i just learned you cant domesticate armadillos in real life and we can't teach the children lies.
guy 2: Spear. Lets add the Spear. It'll be like the sword but different because 1) its its a Spear, 2) its more Tactical. Guys are you hearing this shit. Spear Update
guy 3: I watched 15 horror mods this weekend and I'm adding a new biome called the Silent Sea where the ocean is black and a mob called the Schoinker will eat you unless you wear chainmail leggings.