I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?
What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?
It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.
Who of you masturbates on cam on Yahoo or Msn?
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On cam is just weird. I do have dignity, I am not that shameful.
I came.
I've been doing it for over 50 years (really!) and I ain't blind or crazy yet although some might argue with that last part. No plans to stop...ever! It's one of the joys in life! I discovered it when I was about 12 and got poison oak on my little weenie (probably from taking a piss outdoors). I was rubbing it to relieve the itch and....HALLELUJAH! THANK YOU JESUS! Been doin' it ever since!
In fap material, only hentai for me.（￣ー￣）ニヤリ I dislike real women.
>>187
depressing: no
regularly: i used to, once or twice a day, then i spend a lot of
time being busy with school and such, so i no longer do it regularly, just when i finally get around to it.
If anyone didn't already see, look at the link from >>208's post
Shitty thread Wasshoi！！
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LOL NO I DO IT EVERYWHERE OMG
This site needs a "Suicide and Wanking" board.
masturbating is the only thing I have energy for
I've typed a lot since then, but have yet to ejaculate.
Uhh huhuhuhuhuh huhuhuhu huhuh huh hey Beavis he said "masturbation" huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
>>222
where did you find the energy to type out your post then?
I'm masturbating now, duh.
What? I thought this thread was about fishing. How else am I supposed to use my Master Bait?
My only subject of masturbation is an imaginary wife. I use porn saved from chans as a sort of guide but at the moment of climax, I am an ideal version of myself in an ideal world impregnating my ideal wife in the missionary position.
I also have non-sexual fantasies about my wife; one of my favorites is the one where we silently walk in the snowy forest for hours until we get to the village market just to buy bread and milk.
I made this thread ;____;
I'm divorced now and jsut got fired from my job and sooo drunk fuck.... don't turn out like me bros... quit the masturbation while you can
It's totally real dude. I saw it with my own two dicks.
I find myself creeping further and further into degeneracy, I fear where it may lead. Today it is anime girls locked in small boxes, tomorrow, who knows.
It began for me when I was 12 as an experiment, it felt good to touch there whenever I saw characters I liked late night on Adult Swim back in the day back when it also had anime. I remember being amazed that first time, and I kept it up every nice as something fun to do before going to bed. I learned through the years how to keep it up so no one ever found out, even got creative and did it in exciting locations.
It turned into a ritual, and even a sleep aid. Few nights since have I not done it.
However, I am convinced I may have not done it the usual way. I got used to rubbing myself (I'm a guy) with one to two fingers while its pressed against my stomach, so on the underside only, and while laying on my back. I found later that I can't do the usual jerk off motion that is most common, and I can't while standing or upright unless sitting down relaxed leaning back. Ideally I have to lay on my back.
My fantasies usually include ideal visions of women, but there's many times I envision myself as a girl while doing my motion and using my second hand to rub under my sack. Sometimes its so powerful to me, and to think of my female side.
I'm not gay, and in a relationship I preferred my gf on top, kissing my neck and my nipples as I got off. But thats about how it goes for me. And I like to scroll down galleries on my phone, often Tumblr while getting it off.
Usually about 5-6 times a week. I like to save a day sometimes to charge up.
Some things are so sexy that I masturbate to it. Some things are so sexy that it causes me to have an erection for so long that I get the jelly dick:
http://boards.4chan.org/sci/thread/9902922#p9922232 - "4chan - 404 Not Found"
https://warosu.org/sci/thread/9902922#p9922349
LOL
I'm about to masturbate right now!
I masturbate before attending the weekly company board meetings. This way, I have a clear mind and can decide on management goals without distractions.
I hadn't fapped in a little more than a week, except for yesterday. I'm not specifically looking to stop fapping, but I've just been so tired lately.
One of my bookmarks caught my eye and it was a slippery slope.
It's troublesome if my spunk coalesces into a thick goop, so I do it every day to keep it a nice and thin broth.
Brigitta Bui
Michelle Vlad
Zafira
I was thinking about masturbating to this:
https://img.xbooru.com//images/114/c9c86de46f43f100cb4a4f2a95c8ebdc6fd274f9.jpeg
^especially the top right of the image
Also, in about Mon Jun 07 09:35:20 2021 UTC I saw a new message at https://web.archive.org/save/https://* (where "*" represents multiple characters):
I guess that that message (the "You may close your browser window and the page will still be saved." part) wasn't ever seen in Jun 06 2021 UTC and before.
