I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?
What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?
It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.
That's a shame.
>>45 is DQN
>>32
Probably because the Asian guys they're sucking usually have tiny dicks. I'm proud to say that not only am I Chinese, but I'm a lot bigger than those poor bastards in Asian porn.
>>42 it ain't about confessing at all. But if you become a couple I bet he wants to hear about it at some point!
>>1 "Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
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haha.. do people actually do that?
I 'fap' about once a week or so, at the moment i'm trying to cut it right back, and get it under control.
I highly dislike masturbation, and i always feel gross afterwards... When you start feeling horny, and go ahead and look at porn, and start, it feels perfectly normal and pleasent... However after you come, its like "ok, now that was rather disgusting" i don't even feel like looking at porn afterwards.
My conclusion is that if itsnot something i enjoy after the fact, then it really isn't right for me, hence my reason to cutback.
I regard masturbation as nothing more then an evacuation, similar to shitting or pissing. If i don't do it semi regularly, then i end up having wet dreams, which are too much of a hassle... Wetdreams remind me of female's period actually... its almost as inconvienent and disruptive, except it only happens at night, and not that regularly...
/rant over
Anyone else share my views ?
>>49
I am trying to cut back too because of the same reasons you described. I generally fap about 2-6 times a week. I am fine with wet dreams though.
i don't like wet dreams because they are messy and i have to take a shower...
I haven't masturbated for at least a week so far, pior to that i was doing it between 2 and 4 times a week 0_o
I came home today feeling like doing it, im the only one home and it would be very nice. However i've gotten distracted into posting in this thread :)
My record for going without fapping is about a month and a half, but that was a while ago.
I started fapping later in my life than most of the other boys, first time I fapped I was 15, I had just never taken it to the point of climax before, and the first time I came, I thought "WOW! so this is what the big deal was" I am 19 now, and actualy getting around to experimenting with luuuubricaaaation, I found that aloe vera works VERY well, it is nice and gel like, but it doesnt dry or absorb into your skin like lotion or soap, so you do not rub yourself raw, and its healthy for your skin too :D
Recently I had the pleasure of watching one of my female friends masturbate, with her concent of course, I did not peep on her (my group of friends is all perverts and extremely open with sex and everything, I am the least perverted of the bunch) I must say though, it was rather interesting, some women might not notice it, but she went into convulsions in her legs at climax, weird.
>she went into convulsions in her legs at climax, weird.
oh, so that's how you tell
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Masturbation is a part of life, but I guess I'm pretty orthodox about it. I watch porn sometimes to get things going, but other times I just fantasize either about fictional women or ones I have already been with. I guess I do it 5 times per week?
>>56
only 5 :O
i do it once every day and somthimes like 3times a day even 4.
I haven't masturbated in months. I no longer derive pleasure from anything, so there is no point.
>>58
ouch. You might want to do something about that. In another thread they mentioned taking a good multivitamin everyday. Try it and you might feel less crappy about life. Also, care to elaborate on why you don't derive pleasure from anything?
It seems standard that males masturbate once a day. But what about us (females) ? Are there others like me who masturbate regularly like that?
It's healthy!
>>60
How many answers do you want?
I work fifty hours a week, with a total of three hours commute time daily. I hate my low-paying dead-end job and it is slowly driving me mad. I am at all times at the mercy of my asshole bosses and my asshole landlord.
I haven't been with a woman in over four years. I spent 2004 broke watching my mother die of cancer. I thought I was finally going to meet someone through online personals last week, but she wasn't telling the truth (and I shouldn't even be surprised; every time I trust a woman, something like this will happen, usually right about the time I'm starting to want to live again).
I can no longer even summon the energy or the will for anger. I was going to end this with "and I hate you all," but I no longer care enough for that. I just want the pain to stop.
for males masturbation is necessary for health.
if you don't spooge at least twice a week every week, especially as you grow older (thank god i have many years before i can be considered old), then you get prostate problems. once you have prostate problems, the only real way to alleviate them in the end is very painful surgery which involves some quack sticking an electrode or scraper up your wee-wee @_@;
Nice to know I don't have to worry about that.
>>62
Dude don't go "meeting" chixorz on the net! unless it's for pimpin training!! go ask some playas (like me!(plz ignore my narcicism)) help on "meeting" chix in places like cofee shops or something(bars suck!)
hey studs!jerkin off once evry 2 days is my schedule
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wit porn&hentai
Ok that's a pretty fair reason to hate life. I'm not going to be a big conservative asshole and tell you "get a new job" or "you are in command of your life" The hardship you have is not all within your control. However, if you want it to change, there are different things to do. There are many crazy options out there that people don't often think of. I don't pretend to know how to fix your life, but I can tell you that as its going, things are not looking good. Don't kill yourself, don't seek salvation from women, they are not gonna be the answer. Devote yourself to something worth devoting yourself to. Give a little of your time to charity, or something. Trust me, these idiots here don't give a damn about you, but I'm sure you mean something or will mean something to someone in the world.
wow...just wow...
>>65
Wow, I'm sure glad that isn't true. You had me going there for a minute, but thankfully I remembered that this is the Internet, where people will happily post all manner of urban legend as though it were fact. Such as your post, for example.
>>74 actually it IS true baka, read up on medicine will you.
"but thankfully I remembered that this is the Internet, where people will happily post all manner of urban legend as though it were fact. Such as your post, for example."
but thankfully i too remembered this was the internet, where people with an iq lower than their shoe size stop drooling on the keyboard long enough to troll other people's posts calling them "urban legend"... kina like how "global warming" and "evolution" are also urban legend.
>>76-77
same person
>>78
is dat some JISAKU JIEN?
Let's turn our attention back to the very serious subject matter at hand - masturbation.
It'll make you go completely blind!
i am balding at 19. i think it's the wanking
>>76
lol you know japaneesu
actually I don't think >>76-77 is JISAKU JIEN, it seems more like he just forgot to post. he woulda used sage otherwise
Wow... For once, it really is.
I just fap. Come across some hot loli, whip it out, fap, kita into a towel in the corner, zip.
I can not buy ureathral sounds. Is there a suitable alternative?
Working on flexibity for self-blowjob. Wish me luck!
Do your best, pervert-san!
>>86
I was intrigued about this once, however I figured that it can't possibly be good for your back as you get older. Also, seems to take a lot of preparation. I dunno, if you wanna risk your health for the sake of it, you can try. Maybe you should create a few excuses as to why you hurt your back badly, if it happens :P
I think when you finally manage to, It'll be more like you're sucking someones cock than receiving a blow-job.
I started trying about 2 weeks ago and have been training about 1-2 hours in total. So far I've made about an inch of progress, still an inch to go until I can lick it.
Has anyone ever heard of a woman being able to self-cunninlingus?
I'd masturbate but it's too late here where I am...
It's never too late to masturbate! ♪
>>91
Its mildly imposible.
Q. How many people do you need for a Tayledras mating circle?
A. Just one, but they have to be really flexible!
chortle
>>91
read up about it on wikipedia
auto-cunnilingus or something
Well, I fap almost every day. I'm in a stressful environment and I fap to relieve stress. It must be working because I manage to stay cheerful even with most bullshit that happens. I fap to porno as well as to hentai and loli.
There's not even time for masturbation!
>>97
I'm just like you.
Due to overexposure to loli, however, I'm not finding it as powerfully attractive. So I'll cut back and come back in a month! Oh, the wonders of the internet!
I am going to fap in celebration of 100GET
Pretty Neighbor&! vol. 5 acquired
fapping imminent
I've got Share, WinNY, as well as trusty Azureus on my side! It's possible that I could non-stop fap until I: a) died b) ran out of bandwidth c) can't pay electricity bill d) other
>>61
Female here too, 21 years old. I don't fwap off horribly regularly, anything from every third day to thrice a day. Depends on the day and how teasy my boyfriend is when we talk/chat. being without sex with another human being for more than a month sucks ass. I need to hang out with my bf irl again.
Does anyone here fap or schlick to the most disgusting people they can find? I really like manga with ugly muscular/fat/hairy guys getting it on with each other or with loli/shota. But in real life I'm not attracted to guys at all, nor to young children.
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>>104
No. I however have great difficulties getting off to still images that have nothing or very little to do with eachother, I either need moving images (some kind of plot thing, even if it's a PWP kind of plot...), either in ero-manga/porn comic style or hentai anime/video. either that or my imagination. Oddly enough doesn't seem to be a middleway.
>>133
I usually imagine some kind of story too, usually elaborated from one or two pictures, but I don't need it to get off. Sometimes these plots in my mind ends in mid-story after I come, after which I am tired and don't really feel like doing or thinking about anything, and then the same plot continues before the next fap.
Y'know if your hand really gets numb... howwill you then use it to masturbate?
use the other hand to lead it
i come up with my fantasies myself, you unimaginative fools!
What really sucks is when you are schlicking and schlicking and you just can't come, and then you start getting finger-burn and you have to give up >:(
I use Pure Petroleum Jelly so I never have a problem with finger burning.
Also, I too imagine stories based on what anime/manga I recently watched or read. I think that the erotic stories I create while fapping is one of the reasons I like it so much.
Can non-Japanese PC see AA?
I wonder it.............
>>141
I have non-Japanese PC and can see AA, but I've installed IME, Mona font, and all that good stuff
>>141
yes but what does that have to do with masturbation?
unless you're rubbing one off to s-jis lolis or something
>>143
That´s someone´s fetish.