I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?
What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?
It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.
I am doing it right now.
T y p i n g
w i t h
o n e
h a n d
I perfected it!
i tyyped thgis wsitgh m y p e n i s
> I know you do it.
hax!
> I know you do it.
zOMG government surveillance at work!
> I know you do it.
Is that you, Jesus?
I will masturbate to Yukorin in 5 minutes or so!
I have this weird obsession that I have to cross my legs at the ankles in order to get into the mood when I masturbate.
I don't really know why and sometimes when I am going at it frantically, I'll get cramps from it.
I like to use two hands and turn them as I go up and down -- my penis is big enough to allow this easily （*´∀｀)=3. I can't imagine a woman simulating this, but if I ever find one, HELL YEAH.
Also, waiting a few days to masturbate takes some willpower, but exploding like the first Chinese gunpowder rocket is truly a great thing. Try it!
I don't know why but i have to spread my legs a bit to get off
>>10
I have to do this as well, even if I am a boy.
Using shampoo or soap bubbles as "lube" when you're in the shower feels really good too.
>>11
I find shampoo or soap can burn/irritate, it's safer to use conditioner
If I do it too often, my peeny hurts. Even bleeds occasionally.
>>14
That doesn't sound too healthy. Take care, because you only have 1!
I knew a guy who said if he did it a lot blood comes out of it instead.
>>16
Dude looks like a lady!
LOL whats this web site i just came from Japan!!
do you know "Katakuriko-X" ?
its a pipe to make with dogtooth violet starch
ttp://park.zero.ad.jp/~zbb21692/link/text/operationX.html
well, im sorry for my poor English.
>>18
That's kind of like a fleshlight, right?
i just search about "fleshlight"...
YEAAAHHHH THATS RIGHT !!!!!!
#4. cools off 5~10min
I learned about supreme Japanese technology here:
http://www.nitetimetoys.com/toys/detail/sex-in-a-can-lady.php
More Japanese superiority:
http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html
>>22
I enjoyed this site & it's pictures, thanks ^^
Heh.. I showed another page on the site that >>21
links to, to my boyfriend.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/thingsmybfsaid/
Dammit. And here I was hoping to get a custom made dildo for those cold and lonely nights. Greedy bastard. xD
Heh.. I showed another page on the site that >>21
links to, to my boyfriend.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/thingsmybfsaid/
Dammit. And here I was hoping to get a custom made dildo for those cold and lonely nights. Greedy bastard. xD
Note to self: Surfing when barely unconscious = bad.
Managed to miss out on it being posted the first time around.
I apologize about the double post
orz
i'm a futanari fapper
i love futanari, sometimes i imagine i'm a futanari haveing sex with a cute futanari....
ohhh god stop tormenting me.....
i fap alot. i used to fap three to four times a day, so much that i failed to get grades. but now, when i don't live at home anymore, i only fap once a day or less.
i made a girl upset recently, when i felt my desire of lust...
she was ill and wanted to sleep. well it's hard to explain, nothing happend actually, so it was fine. but i didn't let her be, i was calling her and so on...
i really feal like a moron...
i always make mistakes....
i always do inapproriate things....
i always say inapproriate things....
she then yelled at me, after a couple of days.
i tried to solve the problem, but she said no when i asked her if i could make up for the things i did.
i wrote a letter to her explaing who i am, and that i felt sorry. i didn't of course mention my futanri obsession.....
i'm not really in love with her...
it's just that i don't know what to do with my sexual desire...
well i like girls, but i love girls with dicks...
and i wish i was a futanari...
i'm really alone....
i wished i had person who i could talk to, about futanari....
>>it's just that i don't know what to do with my sexual desire...
That sounds like it could develop into something... bad for society.
>>28
I love futanari too, but its gone beyond that now and im scared. Tgirls, real ones ~_~ My damn fetish is messing with my mind, sexual crisis!!!!
A person to talk to about futanari, see the link here for age old futa forums at 0bsidian (I hope you know about that place). You're not alone!
And to answer >>1, futanari with the basic method of flop it out and wank, nothing too fancy.
I really enjoy watching deepthroat pornography while I fap, it never fails me! But with my looking throughout 4chan's image boards, iichan, etc, rarely are those types of pictures posted :( Is this just a small niche of people that enjoy it? Or do Japanese artists just not draw it? What's the Japanese word for deepthroat? I always have to turn to north american/european sources for deepthroat (asian girls don't seem to be very good at it, or blowjobs in general; if only I could find one who was..)
I suppose I should outline my method of best masturbation. You can heighten orgasm by holding your breath just before and during it. Some people take this idea too far and actually die from it: I think they wrap a belt around their next and it's called autoerotic asphixiation (DON'T TRY THIS). Also, if you combine holding your breath with prostate stimulation, even if you're naturally quiet when you masturbate, you will really have to try and restrain your voice!
>>31
I also noticed that in Porn, asian women suck at blowjobs (pun not intended).
>>32
I think they do a better job, not the exaggerated shit western actresses do.
>>33
Acting is all about exaggerating, IMHO.
Watch Miko Lee, now that is an Asian that can suck a cock off and take one in the ass. Hell, Katsumi got good head game too.
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47 KB Chocobo 10/31/05(Mon)23:55 No.3216376
What's your earliest perverted memory?>> Anonymous 10/31/05(Mon)23:57 No.3216399
Coming out of my mother's vag.>> Anonymous 10/31/05(Mon)23:57 No.3216400
fantasies about stabbing baby yoshi with a kitchen knife>> Anonymous 10/31/05(Mon)23:57 No.3216408
Whaddya mean, perverted?>> Chocobo 11/01/05(Tue)00:00 No.3216440
My earliest perverted memory was when I was 7 at a baby sitters. We had "nap time" and I wanted to see what was in a girls pants. So I turned to the girl next to me and I pulled down her pants while she was sleeping, I don't remember her age but she was around my age.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:00 No.3216448
something about drama>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:00 No.3216449
when i was five, i spent the night a my cousins (same age same sex male) and we played with eachothers weewee (laughing innocently) under the covers. my uncle pulled the sheets off us and told us to pull up our underwear and go to bed. true story.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:01 No.3216463
Masturbating in 4th grade to gay magazines I found in my bathroom. It was five years later I came out of the closet.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:04 No.3216495
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I think she was about 19 years ol...
oh you meant ...never mindpic in keeping with the holiday spirit>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:04 No.3216496
hi! i am david, i have 12 years, a friend of my older brother show me the page of niklas and now i am a fan. Sometimes niklas and his friends act strange, but other times they act like me. i don't like boys but, like my favorite story "ten seconds to save the world",when i was 10 years a friend and i played superheroes with old tights and leotards of my sister who study ballet. we have fun, but my father saw us, and when i went to bed that night he spanked me in the bottom and told me not to play with girls clothes again.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:04 No.3216497
>>3216376swim lessons in grade school, one of the tests for getting a badge was to keep your eyes open underwater. that's when i noticed girls for the first time, and started circling them like a shark.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:05 No.3216511
When I was a little kid I got a boner watching The Great Muppet Caper. It was at the part where Kermit and Miss Piggy get tied to a chair. I thought I had to pee.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:08 No.3216544
the ropes in gym class.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:08 No.3216548
i was 13 or so and plating FFVII and i wanted to fuck hermaphrodite tifa. i was like tifa would be way better with a big floppy cock for me to suck on beofre i fucked her in her cunt. that's when i started to hate myself.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:09 No.3216555
>>3216544
whoa me too>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:10 No.3216564
Did anyone else have a fetish for diapers when they were little? (5-6)>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:12 No.3216592
Baby sitter, all the way.Tried to break in on her in the bathroom. She overpowered me.I let her. <3>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:12 No.3216597
Looking at Playboy magazines when I was 3.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:15 No.3216634
rubbing bologna on my dick so my dog would lick it off.and then later putting a hotdog in my butt. it broke, so i had to poop it out.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:15 No.3216639
I know her. /r/ more pics pls.kthxbye>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:17 No.3216663
Don't remember well. I know I started to masturbate all the time when I was 12, but I think before that there were a coupe things. I had a big teddy bear I used to ride when I was little, I think I had more than the usual amount of fun.I do know that my parents told me about sex when I was in 1st grade and I went around saying sex is good and almost got them in deep trouble. Sad, isn't it?>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:19 No.3216698
Back in the 80's when satelite was new there was a chip you could get that would let you get pay stuff for free. Needless to say I found the adult channels. And then there were the magazines I found in the closet. And my first computer (a beast with 33mgz processor, like 36 megs or ram and like 80 or 90 megs of memmory)there was a shareware clip art disk that had some naked comic book characters (X-men porn). So it's been down hill since I was around 7.>> Love and Peace 11/01/05(Tue)00:20 No.3216708
My earliest perverted memories are scatological (anal phase and all that), and are such that I'd rather not talk about them, even on 4chan.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:21 No.3216719
>>3216663My parents are the same way. o_o; Spooky.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:21 No.3216721
I remember my first fap. I must have been about 6 or 7, and it wasn't so much a fap as a "LOL!! Poking peenor feel good." For a few years (until I learned about sex), I thought I had discovered some fantastic new ability of the human body.>> Anonymous 11/01/05(Tue)00:23 No.3216740
When I was about 8 or so, I had a dream where I ran into some scantily-clad women at the beach. One had a giant cock that flopped out of her swimsuit, and promptly fell off her body. I picked it up off the ground and sucked on it like a popsicle.>>40 you are a good person. thank you for posting that valuable history! we can all learn from it.
I shlick to loli and bestiality mostly. Actually it sounds more like fap.
Anyway, bestiality + loli is pretty much where it's at. But only the illustration kind. Real porn is pretty gross even if it's not illegal.
Hello, i'm girl, 22, and the first time went i ' do it ' it was at phone call.. One night, my better friend call me and i stay alone in my room. I never do it before, and i was so nervous. It was a casual conversation, but for some reason i'm so excited. Later, he end of talk and say "bye, see you next week" and the cell call finished, after that.. came to climax.
I never told him, if i confess, may be he have a bad idea of me. I don't know..
>>42
One more thing, my better friend is a boy.. (i'm not lesbian)
geez, what's your native language?