I'm bored damnit (85)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 15:47 ID:gpOoEfzS

Entertain me

2 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 16:48 ID:Heaven

entertain yourself, nerd

3 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 17:06 ID:Heaven


4 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 17:37 ID:ho8BMCV4


5 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 17:59 ID:Heaven

Already did.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 06:09 ID:UsWl/NCw

theeeee chaaaat haaaas diiiiiiied
the chat has dieeeeed
aaaaaaand Iiiiiiiiiiii'm
sooo-ooo fucking booooooored

7 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 12:21 ID:Heaven

Are you 12?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 13:01 ID:Heaven

I'm 132

9 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 21:47 ID:IHOZef+D

He's clearly 6

10 Name: sage : 2022-02-09 04:39 ID:Heaven


11 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-09 17:48 ID:Heaven

I can send you my dick pic to show how 6 I am. But I wouldn't. Because I am 11.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-10 07:46 ID:Heaven

13 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-10 07:49 ID:Heaven

hm, 2ch has a jump page, "you are about to go to that site", probably to hide from what exact thread you clicked on that link. This one doesn't have anything like that. While that's more convenient, that also leaks information to third party.

Is there a way to not send referer in your browser?

14 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-10 08:28 ID:Heaven

>>13 just noreferrer tags in the anchor elements. Kareha does not have this by default and neither does 4-ch.
Those derefferer redirect pages are annoying and stupid.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-11 16:52 ID:Heaven

oh, so something like <a href="putyourlinkhere" rel="noreferrer noopener" target="_blank"> can do the trick, neat. Never heard of this. I wonder if old browsers respect that though.


16 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-11 16:55 ID:Heaven

I'm legal in Russia and half of USA

17 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-11 18:12 ID:Heaven

Made greasemonkey script to make browsing 5ch slightly less annoying. I suspect that the old style redirect exists mostly to show ads.

// ==UserScript==
// @name 5ch.net less annoying links
// @namespace Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match https://*.5ch.net/*
// @grant none
// @version 1.0
// @author -
// @description Make links slightly less annoying to open
// @run-at document-start
// ==/UserScript==
//<a href="somelink" rel="noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">
function load_html(evt) {
var iterthis = document.getElementsByTagName("a")
if (!iterthis) return

for (var i = 0; i < iterthis.length; i++) {
var a = iterthis[i]
if (a.href.startsWith("http://jump.5ch.net/?")) {
a.href = a.href.substring("http://jump.5ch.net/?".length)
} else if (a.href.startsWith("https://jump.5ch.net/?")) {
a.href = "http://" + a.href.substring("https://jump.5ch.net/?".length)
window.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', load_html, false)

18 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-18 16:39 ID:UsWl/NCw


19 Name: cum post : 2022-02-19 06:34 ID:Heaven

"my life is boring, please give me entertainment"
"4-ch is dead! where is the quality content"
"<i think to myself of something i find interesting and wish to expand more on and create a thread on 4-ch>"
"<i create a shitpost thread because its easier and at least i get a 2get response>"

alternatively you could create some "4-ch drama"
a lot of threads (not THAT much) came because of he who should not be named

20 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 06:58 ID:Heaven

better to have a shitpost thread than shitpost in good threads

21 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 13:07 ID:+2EgJ15G

>>19 Yeah i've noticed that, some people just want to spend their life complaining and won't attempt to improve things themselves... don't forget the "uwu i dont like this discussion mods should delete it" ones

>alternatively you could create some "4-ch drama"
>a lot of threads (not THAT much) came because of he who should not be named

What do you mean?

22 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 15:19 ID:t7s5+LLG

uwu i dont like this post mods should delete it

23 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 15:58 ID:Heaven

uwu i dont like this post I should spam this thread with wojak aa

24 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 16:10 ID:Heaven

escaping further and further to obscure holes might not be the best strategy if you want to fight boredom.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-22 10:18 ID:oEDPNOq8

i'm bored bros. how we doin fellas?

26 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-22 11:23 ID:Heaven

doing like shit, I'm horny. I have a few other problems, but I'll talk about them in different threads.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 11:44 ID:MxbLrw85

I'm bored, play with me! Let me shoot you in the face!

28 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 14:41 ID:Heaven

let me shoot all over your face :3

29 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 15:10 ID:Heaven

i-if you are ok with someone like me, Anonymous-san...

30 Name: sage : 2022-02-27 19:08 ID:Heaven


31 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 21:34 ID:Heaven

32 get is cooler

Why would anyone go to a textboard/imageboard and be shit on by randoms when anyone worth a dime can just set a discord server they can freely moderate as they please?

32 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-28 01:29 ID:Heaven

because im scared of people and im less than trash so i must remain anonymouse... i love being abused by anons.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-28 05:25 ID:Heaven

scared yet love being abused, quite a combination. What's the worst thing that was done to you? Anonymousie forums usually aren't that bad if you know what to expect from them, but I guess verbal abuse is something they don't hold back on.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-28 06:16 ID:Heaven

Opened https://desuarchive .org/a/page/69999/ , everyone there sounds absolutely retarded. How the hell people can stand reading that.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 00:18 ID:+2EgJ15G

>>31 Discord is for plebs

36 Name: sage : 2022-03-01 05:17 ID:Heaven

discord is for faggots, retards and niggers

37 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 12:08 ID:Heaven

discords is for most people, boards are for complainers. I don't think there is a single game out there that just said "go to this thread to discuss this game" instead of having their own comment section or discord server.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 15:46 ID:Heaven

i dont really love it but i know it's deserved so it's okay.
worst things aren't so bad. discord is a lame. names are for friends, not strangers / anons.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 17:45 ID:Heaven

name and face are kind of like leash, they make revenge possible when necessary. Knowing that you can get your revenge through purely legal means if necessary allows you to move slightly more freely and trust people a bit easier. But not having a gun pointed at you sometimes is necessary too, allows you to relax slightly. People love firing others over something they said on twitter 10 years ago.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 18:37 ID:Heaven

https://plopphizz.blog spot.com/2015/05/my-dinner-with-andre-transcript.html

Andre: Okay. Yes. We're bored. We're all bored now. But has it every occurred to you, Wally, that the process that creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating, unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money? And that all of this is much more dangerous than one thinks. And it's not just a question of individual survival, Wally, but that somebody who's bored is asleep? And somebody who's asleep will not say "no"?

Andre: See, I keep meeting these people, I mean, uh, just a few days ago I met this man whom I greatly admire, he's a Swedish physicist, Gustav Björnstrand, and he told me that he no longer watches television, he doesn't read newspapers, and he doesn't read magazines. He's completely cut them out of his life because he really does feel that we're living in some kind of Orwellian nightmare now, and that everything that you hear now contributes to turning you into a robot.

Andre: And when I was at Findhorn, I met this extraordinary English tree expert who had devoted his life to saving trees. Just got back from Washington, lobbying to save the redwoods, he's 84 years old, and he always travels with a backpack cause he never knows where he's gonna be tomorrow. And when I met him at Findhorn, he said to me, "Where are you from?" and I said, "New York." He said, "Ah, New York. Yes, that's a very interesting place. Do you know a lot of New Yorkers who keep talking about the fact that they want to leave, but never do?" And I said, "Oh, yes." And he said, "Why do you think they don't leave?" I gave him different banal theories. He said, "Oh, I don't think it's that way at all."

Andre: He said, "I think that New York is the new model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates are the guards, and they have this pride in this thing they've built. They've built their own prison. And so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are both guards and prisoners, and as a result, they no longer have, having been lobotomized, the capacity to leave the prison they've made or to even see it as a prison." And then he went into his pocket, and he took out a seed for a tree and he said, "This is a pine tree." He put it in my hand and he said, "Escape before it's too late."

41 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 18:38 ID:Heaven


Andre: See, actually, for two or three years now, Chiquita and I have had this very unpleasant feeling that we really should get out. That we really should feel like Jews in Germany in the late thirties. Get out of here. Of course, the problem is where to go, cause it seems quite obvious that the whole world is going in the same direction. See, I think it's quite possible that the 1960s represented the last burst of the human being before he was extinguished and that this is the beginning of the rest of the future now, and that, from now on there'll simply be all these robots walking around, feeling nothing, thinking nothing. And there'll be nobody left almost to remind them that there once was a species called a human being, with feelings and thoughts, and that history and memory are right now being erased, and soon nobody will really remember that life existed on the planet.

Andre: Now, of course, Björnstrand feels that there's really almost no hope, and that we're probably going back to a very savage, lawless, terrifying period. Findhorn people see it a little differently. They're feeling that there'll be these pockets of light springing up in different parts of the world, and that these will be, in a way, invisible planets on this planet, and that as we, or the world, grow colder, we can take invisible space journeys to these different planets, refuel for what it is we need to do on the planet itself, and come back. And it's their feeling that there have to be centers now where people can come and reconstruct a new future for the world.

Andre: And when I was talking to, uh, Gustav Björnstrand, he was saying that, actually, these centers are growing up everywhere now. And that what they're trying to do, which is what Findhorn was trying to do, and, in a way, what I was trying to do. I mean, these things can't be given names, but in a way, these are all attempts at creating a new kind of school or a new kind of monastery. And Björnstrand talks about the concept of "reserves", islands of safety where history can be remembered and the human being can continue to function in order to maintain the species through a dark age. In other words, we're talking about an underground, which did exist in a different way during the Dark Ages among the mystical orders of the church. And the purpose of this underground is to find out how to preserve the light, life, the culture, how to keep things living.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-02 08:26 ID:Heaven

Why Narcissists Are So Easily Bored

>The narcissism questionnaires assessed grandiose narcissism with items such as “I prefer to be the center of attention” vs. “I prefer to blend in with the crowd.” The measure of vulnerable narcissism included items such as “I dislike being with a group unless I know that I am appreciated by at least one of those present.”
>When most people are bored, they manage to find ways to entertain themselves, even if it just means twiddling their thumbs. For people like your cousin, filled with insecurity, a period of time requiring patience can border on mental torment. Left with their own thoughts or, worse, the feeling that other people are ignoring them, they find ways to try to make up the void.

Hm, I might be an attention whore after all. To be fair, having tools for communication and not using them is stupid, it goes against the whole idea. Where communication ends and attentionwhoring begins? Probably when you start demanding more attention than you actually need or deserve, that's too subjective though. All ads are attentionwhoring probably, or at least half of them. Or when you start hijacking threads with "Look at me! Look at me!". Some people probably think having any individuality at all is attentionwhoring, like why were you born a nigger you fucking attentionwhore. Obliviously there is difference between being different because you literally cannot not being different, and being different for the sake of it because you feel like it. Some people can pressure you into being exactly like them just because they suspect you of being an attentionwhore.

What is wrong with attentionwhoring? Nothing, as long as it's not annoying. What's wrong with being annoying? It makes people leave a forum instead of reading it. What's wrong with them leaving? Probably nothing, you probably actually make a word a better place by being annoying, by making a part of this world less enjoyable.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-02 21:53 ID:+2EgJ15G

>I don't think there is a single game out there that just said "go to this thread to discuss this game" instead of having their own comment section or discord server.

Whut who cares?

44 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-02 23:41 ID:Heaven

I know right?
People go to online threads because it's their desired medium of communication, not because some community manager told them to gather there.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-04 02:53 ID:Heaven

You will not be able to find people who have information related to your game on anonymous forums unless it is a very famous game already. You can't just go on /v/ and ask "hey guys, I got stuck in this recently released not very mainstream game, how do I progress", 99% of people there never heard of that game at all, and 99% of people who know the answer to your question will not ever see your question because it will be flushed in a day. Going on discord or reddit has higher success rate. Situation is different if that game has a thread dedicated to it for at least a few months or years, and a group of people who check it regularly, one of the chosen 100.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-04 11:15 ID:+2EgJ15G

>>45 Sounds like you're obsessed with computer games

47 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-04 11:16 ID:Heaven

Discord and Reddit are for plebs but it's okay to be a pleb

48 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-07 14:15 ID:Heaven

I'm actually NOT bored today.

49 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-12 08:06 ID:6INs2aMM


50 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-12 08:53 ID:Heaven

you suck at video games

51 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-12 10:47 ID:Heaven

You suck your dad's juicy ballsack, hugging his legs with your tiny tiny arms and closing your eyes as you take the smell in.

52 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-12 12:04 ID:Heaven

Hey, don't kinkshame!

53 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-12 16:27 ID:Heaven

You will never suck anything, why live

54 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-13 16:24 ID:Heaven

>>51 Kinkshaming is okay. Otherwise you end up with people talking about shitting their diapers all day long.

55 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-13 17:55 ID:Heaven

What if kinks, kinkshaming, and killing for kinks are all ok? Like, it's ok to fuck somebody in the ass, but it's also ok to kill somebody for fucking somebody in the ass? I guess killing in general is ok then.

I'm bored. How do I get rid of this boredom? Working?

I'm not bored, I'm hungry for attention/information. I'm annoyed at how dead this place is. I'm annoyed at how shit the places that aren't dead are.

56 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-14 13:29 ID:+2EgJ15G

>>55 Have you ever tried any drugs? I like to smoke weed and make music or draw or go a long walk to a shop I've never been to. Also I decided when I was 8 that if I ever got bored I'd just kill myself because boredom is a sin and one should be grateful for the life they've been given. Guess what, I've never been bored, there's always something fun to do or interesting to read about

57 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-26 22:30 ID:XeWFSEy9

ascii jaks thread

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58 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-26 22:31 ID:XeWFSEy9

I meant to make a new thread, ignore this post

59 Post deleted.

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62 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-27 16:48 ID:NR20M2kJ

I'm still bored.

63 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-27 20:22 ID:Heaven

You know you are lonely when you refresh some board 10 times per minute.

I'm glad this board is dead, less damage overall. You can't torture something that is dead.

64 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-27 22:07 ID:+2EgJ15G

Pleasant place just to hang out

65 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-29 04:15 ID:Heaven

Pleasant place to talk to yourself.

66 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-29 09:35 ID:+2EgJ15G

>>65 Don't talk, don't think, just feel

67 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-31 01:00 ID:kIGRd0j9

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀find a hobby⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡜⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀if you're so⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀bored lol⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

68 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-03 06:41 ID:Heaven

fuck your sister if you're so bored lol

69 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-04 05:10 ID:Heaven

Anonymous-san, let's play!

70 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-04 05:45 ID:NR20M2kJ

Ojisan, are you here?

71 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-04 15:58 ID:NR20M2kJ


72 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-04 16:17 ID:ak1BZ5h9



73 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-04 16:24 ID:Heaven


74 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-04 16:29 ID:Heaven


75 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-04 17:22 ID:Heaven

I don't have such powers, I'm afraid.

76 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-06 07:58 ID:Heaven

77 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-07 03:42 ID:Heaven

when you're a girl: let me entertain you!
when you're a boy: lol kill yourself fag.

78 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-09 16:00 ID:Heaven

>You exceeded the hourly use rate of your bypass


79 Name: Anonymous : 2022-04-09 16:01 ID:Heaven

Around 18 posts per hour, huh. That's fucking nothing.

80 Name: Anonymous : 2022-05-22 20:09 ID:fkMQejzZ

I'm lonely.

81 Name: Anonymous : 2022-05-22 20:25 ID:Heaven

In light of >>77, please make sure to specify whether you are a girl or boy!

82 Name: Anonymous : 2022-05-22 21:04 ID:Heaven

neither, I'm a dude. Will you tell me to kill myself now?

83 Name: Anonymous : 2022-05-22 22:31 ID:Heaven

Don't kill yourself!
Go die for Ukraine instead!

84 Name: Anonymous : 2022-05-23 04:56 ID:Heaven

Only if Ukraina dies for me as well. Sounds kinda romantic, dying in each other's arms.

85 Name: Anonymous : 2022-05-23 11:32 ID:ZBxRwZqM

>>76 Fuck yeah I feel great now! I feel like a million pounds thank you ROBBIE

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