I'm bored damnit (90)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 15:47 ID:gpOoEfzS

Entertain me

2 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 16:48 ID:Heaven

entertain yourself, nerd

3 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 17:06 ID:Heaven

himadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

4 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 17:37 ID:ho8BMCV4

Masturbate.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2022-01-29 17:59 ID:Heaven

Already did.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 06:09 ID:UsWl/NCw

theeeee chaaaat haaaas diiiiiiied
the chat has dieeeeed
aaaaaaand Iiiiiiiiiiii'm
sooo-ooo fucking booooooored

7 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 12:21 ID:Heaven

>>6
Are you 12?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 13:01 ID:Heaven

I'm 132

9 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-08 21:47 ID:IHOZef+D

>>7
He's clearly 6

10 Name: sage : 2022-02-09 04:39 ID:Heaven

10GET

11 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-09 17:48 ID:Heaven

I can send you my dick pic to show how 6 I am. But I wouldn't. Because I am 11.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-10 07:46 ID:Heaven

13 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-10 07:49 ID:Heaven

hm, 2ch has a jump page, "you are about to go to that site", probably to hide from what exact thread you clicked on that link. This one doesn't have anything like that. While that's more convenient, that also leaks information to third party.

Is there a way to not send referer in your browser?

14 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-10 08:28 ID:Heaven

>>13 just noreferrer tags in the anchor elements. Kareha does not have this by default and neither does 4-ch.
Those derefferer redirect pages are annoying and stupid.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-11 16:52 ID:Heaven

oh, so something like <a href="putyourlinkhere" rel="noreferrer noopener" target="_blank"> can do the trick, neat. Never heard of this. I wonder if old browsers respect that though.

https://www.reliablesoft.net/noreferrer-noopener/

16 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-11 16:55 ID:Heaven

I'm legal in Russia and half of USA

17 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-11 18:12 ID:Heaven

Made greasemonkey script to make browsing 5ch slightly less annoying. I suspect that the old style redirect exists mostly to show ads.

// ==UserScript==
// @name 5ch.net less annoying links
// @namespace Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match https://*.5ch.net/*
// @grant none
// @version 1.0
// @author -
// @description Make links slightly less annoying to open
// @run-at document-start
// ==/UserScript==
//https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Link_types/noreferrer
//https://www.reliablesoft.net/noreferrer-noopener/
//<a href="somelink" rel="noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">
function load_html(evt) {
var iterthis = document.getElementsByTagName("a")
if (!iterthis) return

for (var i = 0; i < iterthis.length; i++) {
var a = iterthis[i]
//alert(a.href)
if (a.href.startsWith("http://jump.5ch.net/?")) {
a.href = a.href.substring("http://jump.5ch.net/?".length)
} else if (a.href.startsWith("https://jump.5ch.net/?")) {
a.href = "http://" + a.href.substring("https://jump.5ch.net/?".length)
}
}
}
window.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', load_html, false)

18 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-18 16:39 ID:UsWl/NCw

boring

19 Name: cum post : 2022-02-19 06:34 ID:Heaven

"my life is boring, please give me entertainment"
versus
"4-ch is dead! where is the quality content"
versus
"<i think to myself of something i find interesting and wish to expand more on and create a thread on 4-ch>"
versus
"<i create a shitpost thread because its easier and at least i get a 2get response>"

alternatively you could create some "4-ch drama"
a lot of threads (not THAT much) came because of he who should not be named

20 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 06:58 ID:Heaven

better to have a shitpost thread than shitpost in good threads

21 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 13:07 ID:+2EgJ15G

>>19 Yeah i've noticed that, some people just want to spend their life complaining and won't attempt to improve things themselves... don't forget the "uwu i dont like this discussion mods should delete it" ones

>alternatively you could create some "4-ch drama"
>a lot of threads (not THAT much) came because of he who should not be named

What do you mean?

22 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 15:19 ID:t7s5+LLG

>>21
uwu i dont like this post mods should delete it

23 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 15:58 ID:Heaven

uwu i dont like this post I should spam this thread with wojak aa

24 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-19 16:10 ID:Heaven

escaping further and further to obscure holes might not be the best strategy if you want to fight boredom.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-22 10:18 ID:oEDPNOq8

i'm bored bros. how we doin fellas?

26 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-22 11:23 ID:Heaven

doing like shit, I'm horny. I have a few other problems, but I'll talk about them in different threads.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 11:44 ID:MxbLrw85

I'm bored, play with me! Let me shoot you in the face!

28 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 14:41 ID:Heaven

let me shoot all over your face :3

29 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 15:10 ID:Heaven

i-if you are ok with someone like me, Anonymous-san...

30 Name: sage : 2022-02-27 19:08 ID:Heaven

30GET

31 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-27 21:34 ID:Heaven

32 get is cooler

Why would anyone go to a textboard/imageboard and be shit on by randoms when anyone worth a dime can just set a discord server they can freely moderate as they please?

32 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-28 01:29 ID:Heaven

>>31
because im scared of people and im less than trash so i must remain anonymouse... i love being abused by anons.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-28 05:25 ID:Heaven

scared yet love being abused, quite a combination. What's the worst thing that was done to you? Anonymousie forums usually aren't that bad if you know what to expect from them, but I guess verbal abuse is something they don't hold back on.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2022-02-28 06:16 ID:Heaven

Opened https://desuarchive .org/a/page/69999/ , everyone there sounds absolutely retarded. How the hell people can stand reading that.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 00:18 ID:+2EgJ15G

>>31 Discord is for plebs

36 Name: sage : 2022-03-01 05:17 ID:Heaven

discord is for faggots, retards and niggers

37 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 12:08 ID:Heaven

discords is for most people, boards are for complainers. I don't think there is a single game out there that just said "go to this thread to discuss this game" instead of having their own comment section or discord server.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 15:46 ID:Heaven

>>33
i dont really love it but i know it's deserved so it's okay.
worst things aren't so bad. discord is a lame. names are for friends, not strangers / anons.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 17:45 ID:Heaven

name and face are kind of like leash, they make revenge possible when necessary. Knowing that you can get your revenge through purely legal means if necessary allows you to move slightly more freely and trust people a bit easier. But not having a gun pointed at you sometimes is necessary too, allows you to relax slightly. People love firing others over something they said on twitter 10 years ago.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2022-03-01 18:37 ID:Heaven

https://plopphizz.blog spot.com/2015/05/my-dinner-with-andre-transcript.html

Andre: Okay. Yes. We're bored. We're all bored now. But has it every occurred to you, Wally, that the process that creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating, unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money? And that all of this is much more dangerous than one thinks. And it's not just a question of individual survival, Wally, but that somebody who's bored is asleep? And somebody who's asleep will not say "no"?

Andre: See, I keep meeting these people, I mean, uh, just a few days ago I met this man whom I greatly admire, he's a Swedish physicist, Gustav Björnstrand, and he told me that he no longer watches television, he doesn't read newspapers, and he doesn't read magazines. He's completely cut them out of his life because he really does feel that we're living in some kind of Orwellian nightmare now, and that everything that you hear now contributes to turning you into a robot.

Andre: And when I was at Findhorn, I met this extraordinary English tree expert who had devoted his life to saving trees. Just got back from Washington, lobbying to save the redwoods, he's 84 years old, and he always travels with a backpack cause he never knows where he's gonna be tomorrow. And when I met him at Findhorn, he said to me, "Where are you from?" and I said, "New York." He said, "Ah, New York. Yes, that's a very interesting place. Do you know a lot of New Yorkers who keep talking about the fact that they want to leave, but never do?" And I said, "Oh, yes." And he said, "Why do you think they don't leave?" I gave him different banal theories. He said, "Oh, I don't think it's that way at all."

Andre: He said, "I think that New York is the new model for the new concentration camp, where the camp has been built by the inmates themselves, and the inmates are the guards, and they have this pride in this thing they've built. They've built their own prison. And so they exist in a state of schizophrenia where they are both guards and prisoners, and as a result, they no longer have, having been lobotomized, the capacity to leave the prison they've made or to even see it as a prison." And then he went into his pocket, and he took out a seed for a tree and he said, "This is a pine tree." He put it in my hand and he said, "Escape before it's too late."
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