8 Steps To Becoming A Weaboo (11)

1 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2011-08-24 00:52 ID:DxCpqidw

Hello. My name is Jonathan Rail. I have a website at http://johnrealgamer.com/ Anyway, in all my years, I have seen a resurgence in Japanophilia, and many don't know where to start. I have compiled 8 items that will help YOU become a social reject.

  1. Addu the letter u to the endu of random wordsu.
  2. Use ランダムな Japanese adjectives in the middle of sentences, because people will know what you're talking about. It's just so kawaii!
  3. DESU DESU DESU
  4. Use your mother's heart medication to get poorly made costumes for cosplaying.
  5. Eat with chopsticks.
  6. Reprace arr instances of l with r.
  7. Claim to be a Tru™ otaku, without knowing what an otaku really is.
  8. Correct ANYONE who mispronounces Japanese words, even though they usually mispronounce anime.

Check out my webpage if you enjoyed this! Happy Japanesing!

2 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2011-08-29 16:11 ID:veIGkaAF

I hope you walk off a cliff.

3 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2011-08-29 16:14 ID:veIGkaAF

No, you know what, just go do it already. Hike up a sizable gradation, find its terminal edge and walk straight off it.

4 Name: pec : 2011-09-06 06:53 ID:NOD1QEg7

日本語

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6 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 19:38 ID:Pm/hGERj

Good thread. Bumping for interest.

7 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 20:04 ID:Heaven

day sue.

8 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 20:22 ID:Heaven

Eating with chopsticks is pretty neat. Hm, actually it wastes wood for no reason. Eh, most people waste food for no good reason.

9 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 22:29 ID:Heaven

this thread is bad and you should feel bad.

10 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 23:19 ID:Heaven

>>9
s-sugoiiiiiii... (^^)V

11 Name: Jonathan Rail in 2021 : 2021-12-06 05:34 ID:KG5dvIIY

Hello. My name is Jonathan Rail. I have a website at http://johnrealgamer.com/ Anyway, in all my years I have seen a resurgence in Japanophilia and many don't know where to start. I have compiled 8 items that will help YOU become a social reject.

1. Use an anime profile picture on every internet account you have access to.
2. Change your internet account names to something Japanese-like. If you don't feel like copying random Japenese text, simply add -kun to the end of your name.
3. Keep a text file on you at all times containing kawaii emoticons. If you lose your text file you can always resort to simple emoticons like uwu.
4. Always periodically say uwu and other related kawaii sentences on your internet accounts. Do this even if you interrupt someone.
5. Make yourself only interested to Japanese women. If you are gay (you probably are) then only be interested in Japanese men.
6. Start purchasing random crap from Japan. Be sure to have more items from Japan than your own country where you reside.
7. Always praise and worship anything Japanese. If you think your peers (if you have any to begin with) have forgotten about how good Japan was, be sure to remind them again!
8. Always replace more activities with the Japanese alternatives. If you liked watching tv or movies, then only watch Japanese produced tv or movies.

Check out my webpage if you enjoyed this! Happy Japanesing!

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