4chan is broken again (129)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-14 19:04 ID:R+7BO9dd


2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-14 21:17 ID:Heaven


3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-15 05:44 ID:a4SmtSPV

is it? Im banned :( :( :( :(

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-15 06:27 ID:nMLoj6Gq

4chan sucks nowadays, moot fired all the good mods

5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-16 12:47 ID:3F+KEMCH

I didn't know there were any good mods.

...oh, I get it.

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-17 04:04 ID:LCyMT2hI


and who exactly where the good mod, the only mods I knew that he got rid of was wtsnacks and all of the people that were only mods because of wtsnacks, and those certainly were not good mods

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-17 13:02 ID:3F+KEMCH

A good moderator is invisible and ninja-like. So if they suddenly disappear, who's to know?


8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-17 14:04 ID:6Akv/1QX

whut, so why was wtsnacks fired and when?

9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-17 21:12 ID:2QFOlw9e

I was surprised too, apparently moot doesn't like him anymore and he fired him two weeks ago. his replacement is coda (?!?)

He got rid of me (Shii) (shobo----n) when I started cracking down on /f/ which was and is a shithole.

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-17 22:39 ID:Heaven

Well, now all of 4chan is a shithole. You seemed to be the only sane 4chan mod. moot is driving the whole website to hell. Oh well, its legacy had to end.

11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-18 02:53 ID:bSu/nZRQ

Any suggestions for an alternative?

12 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-18 07:12 ID:Heaven

iichan is full of shitty tripcode fags, wtfux might as well be a phpBB board with [WHINE] IM BANNED FUCK ME [I SUCK] tags, and all the other image boards are too dead for anyone to care.
1) Learn Japanese and move to Futaba Channel (trust me, it's nice there. Better than 4chan.)
2) Live with 4chan. It's management it total shit, but /a/ and /b/ aren't all bad. /hr/ is pretty nice too.
3) Shii, make your own page and make it awesome. <3 Shii <3.
4) Be a fag.


13 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-18 17:46 ID:bSu/nZRQ

I second 3).

14 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-18 18:28 ID:Heaven

>4) Be a fag.

We're the fagotteers and you can be one too, cause being a faggot is the thing to do. Being hetrosexual is not the way. Here's what Captain faggot has to say!

That was horrible.

15 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-18 22:31 ID:nMLoj6Gq


My own page? What kind of page would you like? A BBS?

16 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-19 08:21 ID:NgHW3ML4

Straight mods.
Gay community.
Free porn.
The cool place to be.

17 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-19 18:08 ID:nMLoj6Gq

4chan and iichan have enough free porn, but I can put up a BBS again. Both world4ch and 4-ch have good and sane moderators (because 4chan's moderators don't look at w4ch), but they don't have the relax style.

18 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-20 07:27 ID:2kyM0MFQ

put up a BBS with a fixed version of your code or Kareha! I'm sure you'd have tons of support.

19 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-22 14:01 ID:gDPgBW6B

Free/b/ FTW

20 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-22 15:47 ID:qz4x3dIz

I've heard BE A FAG, and it's a much more beautiful chord progression than ABACAB.


21 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-23 01:11 ID:aZX2y9qq

How do you like this BBS


22 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-25 20:38 ID:bSu/nZRQ

Not so well. I'm >>13 and I can't post to that BBS with my favorite browser (w3m) because of the captcha thing. :( Surely you can avoid spam some other way, such as by using mod_security?

23 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-11-29 21:26 ID:0FrX7seo

I wish I could learn all about mod_security, it sounds amazing!

24 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-12-05 04:59 ID:Heaven

>>18 heh, your ID says mom

are you, like, a milf


25 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-12-08 02:28 ID:BZoh9y3Q

In my proud position as the world's favorite w4ch moderator I can assure the reader that nobody in this thread knows what they are talking about :(

26 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-12-08 03:03 ID:aZX2y9qq

Ignore >>25, the truth depresses him.

27 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-12-08 06:08 ID:BZoh9y3Q

> people that were only mods because of wtsnacks

all of them are still mods, some have left recently but they were from adtrw

> so why was wtsnacks fired and when?

he is lazy and moot loves to make people do work for free

> You seemed to be the only sane 4chan mod.

shii is a cool guy but he wasn't a very sane mod at any point in time, although compared to how moot was back then i guess you may have a point

> (because 4chan's moderators don't look at w4ch)

they are the same except that most of them don't bother to read it, any content problems are because 4chan users are stupider than w4ch users

28 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-12-09 16:34 ID:2QFOlw9e

this is a pretty pathetic defense of 4chan.

29 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-01-08 18:29 ID:Heaven


okay thanks for posting

30 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-06 21:27 ID:jf4w6os2

4chan is down!! age

31 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 02:25 ID:N4irgTMz

4chan went downhill way back when Soviet Russia became a mod. /z/ was not at all chillax. >:S

Wait, Martin Random's a mod at 4chan, right? If so it's not all bad.

32 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 02:26 ID:N4irgTMz

OTOH I won't complain when/if 4chan comes back.

33 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 02:59 ID:jf4w6os2

Soviet Russia being a mod was the final straw, but 4chan was going to become what it is now no matter what, just because of its popularity. It's fine, keeps the losers off the other chans.

34 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 03:59 ID:aZX2y9qq

Our Father, who art in 4chan,
Anonymous be thy name.
Thy sage come, thy will be done on Gaia as it is in 4chan.
Give us this day our copypasta,
And forgive us our COMBO BREAKERs, as we forgive those who COMBO BREAK against us.
And lead us not into CP, but deliver us from Piro.
For thine is the sandwich, and the win, and the awesome forever and ever.
I guarantee it.

35 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 04:15 ID:Heaven

4 is the number of death! it is an omen.

Let's rename it gamefaqschan

36 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 05:03 ID:N4irgTMz

Since we're talking about the current state of 4chan I hear Moot and gang circlejerk all over Fred Gallagher and his shitspawn Megatokyo. Confirm/deny?

37 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 19:33 ID:wHDvO6bO

Dang, I'm addicted to 4chan. I need my fix! Irreverence! Bastards! Please!

38 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 19:38 ID:myJ7ypzK


Well, there is a picture of Moot kissing Fred-chan

39 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 22:41 ID:jf4w6os2

>>38 sauce

40 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-07 23:17 ID:bUHLThU6

4chan is back


41 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-08 01:33 ID:bSu/nZRQ


Thread is back

42 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-06-08 08:32 ID:Heaven

43 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-07-18 18:40 ID:4SWUOx9G

What was this /z/ that i hear people talking about?

44 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-07-19 04:06 ID:oPZO/DBd

/z/ was like /b/ without the occasional funny moment.

45 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-07-21 03:48 ID:egzZvo7o

/z/ was the black hole of 4chan, sucking in really shitty shit. /b/ was a better place when /z/ was around. /b/ was a place great memes such as vtec powered thrust vectoring longcats and single image thread floods. then /z/ dissolved and /b/ started started its long decent into the fagorty you can see today. another large decent into fargoty was the release of wtsnacks. he was a true /b/tard and would have banned all the cp faggotyr and pedophilia you see today.

46 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-07-22 04:50 ID:oPZO/DBd

vtec and thrust vectoring were never great.

47 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-07-28 12:51 ID:oPZO/DBd

broken again. whee.

48 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-07-28 22:54 ID:3LsVZeYN

Popular wapanese otaku for the LOSE.

49 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 03:35 ID:ffMckMUP

7chan is the new 4chan

50 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 03:51 ID:dwxctJze

4-ch is the new 4-ch

51 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 04:10 ID:8CQAuuAe

the only reason people liked WTSnacks was because he was funny and kept the retards out of /b/. many argue that he is the only mod that was a true /b/tard and therefore he was like the people's representative in the government.

Eitherway, the new 4chan rule is actually one that should have been implemented a long time ago. The less people post "FUKKEN SAVED!" the less CP is going to be posted on /b/. Mad kudos to whoever made that second sticky on /b/, especially for the part about desu sucking.

52 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 04:55 ID:a4SmtSPV

Oh shit, i was away from 4chan for a few days and now its fucking dead? who can fill me in on why its down right now?

53 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 06:29 ID:ZzDsb+CW

I need 4chan to back up guys.
I could fucking cryyyyyyyyyyyyy.

54 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 14:44 ID:5I39kRVr

it is what is it

55 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 15:40 ID:dwxctJze

Well yeah desu sucks but you don't really need a sticky pointing that out.

56 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-25 20:26 ID:oPZO/DBd

WE don't, no. But /b/tards need everything pointed out. They're singularly incapable of telling when something isn't funny any more.

57 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-26 03:41 ID:wuwsNjiv



58 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-08-26 12:52 ID:oPZO/DBd

My point exactly.

59 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-01-27 20:30 ID:DVJ+ZnkU

bump for 4chan is broked

60 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-01-27 22:46 ID:l0KJiuOO

Good evening. Less than an hour ago, hackers from FBI joined others from around the world to bring down *chans everywhere. And you will be launching the largest internet battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united anonymously in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the twenty seventh of January, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to be anonymous. To exist. And should we win the day, the twenty seventh of January will no longer be known as an internet holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will no go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on anonymously! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our ANONYMOUS DAY!

61 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-01-28 01:30 ID:WM1VPRRA

help meeeeeee

62 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-01-28 11:46 ID:28BYNtNF


63 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-01-28 13:33 ID:Heaven

When 4chan goes down, it takes the other chans with it due to mass exodus.

64 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-02 09:12 ID:bITU6e84

Almost all chans are down

65 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-03 01:05 ID:QcSaJNf5

iichan is still up

66 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-03 14:10 ID:l8eF5aM1

Wakachan is Superior.

67 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-03 23:35 ID:Heaven

I wish it would stay broken... :(

68 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-04 00:32 ID:q8qW1l7Y

What is 4chan like? I've heard stories, but have not yet ventured into its realm

69 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-04 01:13 ID:Heaven

Go venture, if you really need to find out. Words cannot describe, etc...

70 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-04 10:46 ID:REigPmf7

>Words cannot describe, etc.

yes they can; it alot of gay porn, furry/bestiality, ugly vaginas, dead people, unfunny pictures with text on them, alot of spam and trolling, some of it are copy paste and 5% random.

71 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-04 11:27 ID:q8qW1l7Y


ah man, thank god I did not venture their

72 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-04 13:29 ID:Heaven

That's /b/.

73 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-04 15:12 ID:q8qW1l7Y

>>72 ah I see, so it contains different forums or channels. Is the rest of 4chan very different from the /b/ section? becuase if its all similar I don't really want to go on such a website.

74 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-04 21:00 ID:qGMUaktp

Not all of 4chan is like /b/. Other boards actually stay (mostly) on topic instead of posting random crap and trolling. Although they certainly aren't safe from flamewars, morons, and the usual noise in any forum. There actually is some Serious Business going on.

75 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-05 16:37 ID:zml4+tya

fuck serious business. seriously.

76 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-06 04:41 ID:2TuaJfrb

I go there for the raids, but these guys have no boundaries between whats humorous and whats plain wrong. So i just don't participate or quit if the raid becomes shit.

77 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-06 18:21 ID:Heaven

I post on /a/ and /mu/ mostly. /a/ is a little bit like old /b/ sometimes, since it gets a lot of threads that aren't really about anime or manga. It has a lot of shit though, inevitably, given it's one of the biggest boards and all.

/mu/ just sucks, I don't even know why I post there. The best thing you can say it about it is at least it hates all music equally. (Although to be serious, the rare thread that is a) filled with people who clearly know a lot about music, and b) not reposted every day, makes it all worth it.)

The rule on 4chan is basically the more popular the board, the more resembalance it has to /b/. Especially as /b/ is fairly well known now, people come there first, then spread to the other boards and think they're the same.

A lot of people don't seem to believe /b/ was ever different, but it was. Once you knew that most Anons were just acting retarded, now you know that... well... most Anons are retarded.

4chan would've been better off if it had never become so big, honestly.

78 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-07 15:51 ID:zml4+tya

>>77 4chan would've been better off if it had never become so big, honestly.

Yes, but growth was inevitable...

79 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-07 19:06 ID:0A97hI3q

4chan is always broken

80 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-08 19:10 ID:HiOvonok

but now its really broken

81 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-08 21:36 ID:p2XIX8P6

Does anyone know why it's broken? I hear 7chan is down too...

82 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-08 22:35 ID:Heaven

It got V&.

Nah, I don't know. Same old shit as always, presumably. We just like to pretend it's been V& every time this happens.

7chan has been down for a while, they're fixing stuff up. 7chan's /b/ is still online though, and it has a sticky explaining things.

83 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-19 14:53 ID:CXVKSVFR

4chan is broken again.

84 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-20 20:02 ID:QwAi5QGV

All the chans are broken.

I'm actually a frequenter on 7chan, 4chan, and 420, but two of those are broked and one is made of fail.

12chan DID get v&, though.

85 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-02-24 21:54 ID:Heaven

I like /b/...


86 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-28 01:39 ID:t3EguNTV


87 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-28 01:41 ID:t3EguNTV


/b/ has changed a lot: more mod interaction, no more wordfilters, and the end of forced_anon.

88 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-29 09:58 ID:4Tpl3Cfm


89 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-29 23:49 ID:+0OVND/V


90 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-30 01:40 ID:/ITeDPUR

How long are they planning to keep this shit up?

also, stickies suck

91 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-31 03:38 ID:D2fj7Vil


back then, 7chan got v& by hal turner. Ian is trying to set it up as a swedish server and hal is still trying to sue him for the IP addressers of certain posters.

/b/ just shed its fail. We should go back there now.

92 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-31 04:46 ID:+0OVND/V

Yeah. Hibernation time is over.

93 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-22 18:14 ID:bmg1JQeV

O_O 4chan has been broke. when does this get better?? epic sad

94 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-22 18:35 ID:IU6Je0NU

19:36 GMT+1

4chan still broke.

95 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-23 13:57 ID:ikyswPEO

I hope 4chan never comes back. I lost brain cells going over there. I mean, i can't afford to lose anymore!

96 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-23 16:51 ID:Heaven

I'm not sure when/why Kakama became a mod at 7chan, but his sticky contains the most intelligent realization I've ever witnessed posted from his underage b& self:

Go fly a kite Kakama ## Mod ## 08/07/22(Tue)22:32 No. 1215441

tl;dr: Your internet lives are meaningless, please go do something else until the DDoS people get bored. You look like kids.
Attention: All imageboard users, every one of you, everywhere.
I went to every staff channel during this little Caturday bitchfit. Every single English one that anyone cares about. I sent out an email to all the staffs too. Do you know what the responses were, by the site admins of all the imageboards that we hold so near and dear, that we spend so much time on, debating who is better then who, who is soft, who is cool, what is the "better" place, what has less "cancer" and who has better mods, all these factors. Responses:

# 4chan: 1 download on the log I compiled.
# 7chan: "Who cares"
# 420chan: "Who cares"
# 711chan: "Who cares"
# Other countless I-won't-list-them imageboards: WHO CARES

This is not because the admins do not care about their websites. This is because they have, a long time ago, stepped back and reached a new plane of Internet existence that is simply called "Oh what the fuck why am I wasting my time on a forum arguing as an unregistered user against lots of other unregistered users about which of our sites is the better and why this site sucks, when no one can even tell the difference between the posters in reality and who cares 90% of them all are trolls"
I have been unable to go to the imageboards I regularly use, sans here. And this place is filled with refugees like a madhouse, yelling and screaming, and then I thought: SINCE WHEN DO WEBSITES ACT LIKE COUNTRIES AND HAVE REFUGEES? This is seriously like North Koreans, South Koreans, all sorts of Chinese and whathaveyou huddling in a boat yelling at each other because their boats sank.
Except the boats are pretend
And most aren't even Asian, they are Merkicans stirring things up for laughs
And they could just not be on the ocean anymore
And it isn't an ocean it is a pond
And surrounding the pond is a world that all the 'Merkians who are pretending to be chinks who are on imaginary boats in a tiny insignificant pond of the world.


97 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-23 16:52 ID:Heaven

(continuing 7chan sticky post)

This thread is stopped here. Go read this thread if you can bear. Go read everyone talk about this and that and who and what and shit that nobody should care about. This is the reason people like viraL are trolling you all so pathetically hard because you are so clung to the teat of Mother Imageboard that you are becoming overly defense of it like native land.
You care, sure, we all care. We all care that Gaians make Longcat a scarf. We all care that everyone and their mother has lolcats on their myspace. We all care that "EPIC" and "FAIL" are apparently the talk-of-the-now. But did you do anything about it? No, it was not convenient for you. We probably could not have anyways. So when this guy sitting in IRC got bored and destroyed your site, you only do something because it inconvenienced you. He's going to get a few phonecalls with whispered voices speaking in a high-pitched tone of lulz or mudkips, and he won't care because no one does.
Open your eyes. Read this thread pretending you did not know what an imageboard is, and are completely new to the whole thing, and all you see are a bunch of people arguing over who is cooler on anonymous messageboards. I of all people should be screaming and throwing a tantrum and making all sorts of angry posts, but do you not see how futile it is, how.... stupid we all look when we do that? Just... stop looking so stupid... do what I did, here:
1. Close your Internet browser
2. Go watch some TV
3. Eat some food
4. Go look around outside
5. Talk to random people
6. Enjoy yourself without caring about what oh-so-important thread is happening on /b/ right now that is so sidesplittingly funny.
It's a website. It is down. Give it a day, come back. Go outside. Have fun. Old fag, new fag, whatever, you might as well be on Newgrounds or Gaia.
I am going to bed now. I advise you all to do the same, even if you are not tired, and wake up tomorrow, do your work, then go for a drive or a walk just for the hell of it. Come back in a week. It feels good.

98 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-24 02:47 ID:NWAqd8Xw


99 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-24 03:03 ID:aRiwXgmZ

I hope it stays down, i can't take any more "cancer" "tits or gtfo" and other mindestroying content..jeezes christ, must stay away!

100 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-07-25 07:53 ID:TuY2Aicd

well, /b/ should stay down because it's got very boring and absolutly no new content, the other boards are so so~.

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