For example, assuming >>0's favorite was Looney Tunes: That's not an anime, dumbshit. However, it is crippled by lack of a central plot, nonexistant character development, and inability to focus on a single set of characters.
My fave: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
I SUCKS BECAUSE IS SUCKS LOLZ
MAI FAVE IS HARUHI AND NO 1 CAN MAK FUN OV DAT SHO ITZ BAD AZZ
haruhi tries way too hard and is way too fucking cutesy (gay all-around really)
NOW BERSERK...YOU CANT FUCK WITH BERSERK KID
So does >>5
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's
>>7 iz za fap king
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap faggot
>>8-10 seems to not understand the concept of this thread.
the one above did not insert favorite anime either, therefore fail.
Gunm (Battle Angel Alita)
It sucks because I haven't watched it.
Lamune, its sooooo relaxing to watch....
Lamune is a nasty ass soda for wapanese losers. What's with that bottle?
Coke Geass is always refreshing, though.
did you really start a thread here about that. i know you and have seen you before dumb ass
Full Metal Alchemist (it sucks because it's not as good as the manga?).
Main characters die horribly.
Unless movies count as anime(in which case I'd be choosing Princess Mononoke/anything by Studio Ghibli) then it's way too hard for me to choose. So I'll just throw in something you'll sure have fun critisizing.
Pokémon. First anime I ever saw when I was quite young.
DON'T JUDGE ME. D:<
pokemon sucks cuz when I lived in tokyo It gave me a seizure. and now i cant move the left side of my face.
mamushi_72_sai's suckage is self-evident.
slayers
It sucks because the main girl character has freaky eyes.
Haruhi Suzumiya?
You are all wapanese fagots
/thread
Not an anime, therefore it sucks automatically.
Rozen Maiden
Because I know next to nothing about it.
One Piece (my real favorite, before I was just trying to see what type of reply I'd get).
^Cool animation and style in general, but too "lol shonen jump hey let's NEVER STOP THIS EVER"
I'm currently enjoying Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
ALL THE GIRLS SUCK
I LIKE ANY SERIES THAT HAS ONLY BOYS IN IT
^Sucks because there's no girls in it.
I love Vandread. That anime rules.
sucks because I never watched it
doraemon, no way this can suck.
>>27
Sucks because it goes on for over a thousand episode and the stories are all the same. People complain about shounen copypasta, but this is even worse.
Mushishi.
I mean, wtf is mushishi....
ok wikipedia it "The series implemented several unusual techniques, including disjointed storyline and no official ending theme or animation."
disjointed storyline? for real? ok there you have it.
Jigoku Shoujo. I've got a strawdoll ready for >>30 already so watch it!
Really. Really. Really. Boring. Boring animation, blantant loli appeal, nothing too brilliant about the story.
Digi Charat
LOL! You only watch it for the bunny girl's big boobs, admit it.
School Rumble.
absolute crap because now every time I see Eri I think of sex
galaxy angel
>>LOL! You only watch it for the bunny girl's big boobs, admit it.
Shhh. Shhh. ;-*
>>32
Would've been better if it were all just comedy.
I'll say Mushishi as well.
A = one-eyed white hair freak.
B = victim.
A: hello, my mom just died.
B: Mushi-des!
A: how do I harvest rice?
B: Mushi-des!
A: My girlfreind wont let me stick it in her.
B: Mushi-des!
Your favorite anime is so crap you won't even admit watching it.
Ah! My Goddess
OVA was good, comics are funny, TV series.....CRAP!
Honey & Clover
Shitty girly drawing style.
Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san
Better drawing style perhaps, obviously a zero story deal.
Paranoia complex
The lack of attention span in Masaru-san means he can't be a true hero to live your life by.
Unlike:
Great Teacher Onizuka
noo cant try to criticize GTO ;_;
lack of Urumi in live action.
now, Fate/Stay Night.
lol, best CG evar!!! time to recharge mana, shirou
Fullmetal Alchemist
A gay robot for a brother. Poor Ed.
Azumanga Daioh.
Stupid kids' garbage, only a 12 year old girl should watch it.
Lucky Star
I buy sausage? I don't think so, Tim.
Bobobobo Bobobo.
Bobobobo bobobo 'Nuff Said.
Darker Than Black.
You mean infrared, lol
Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge
Cuts corners with even main characters being paper cutouts half the time.
Oishinbo
Dragged on too fucking long.
Zipang
Too nationalist.
Kamichu!
The main girl's voice was sooooo irritating I stopped before ep1 ended. >_<
Pia Carrot.
The second game refuses to play on my Dreamcast, therefore all animu based on it must suck balls.
Excel Saga
The dub voices are screechy.
Otaku no Video
Otaku nerd faggot no life loser.
NHK ni Youkoso / Mushishi
Gonzo animation / some episodes substitute nonsense for philosophicalism
Darker than Black
Actually I think this show looks to be one of the best spring/summer 07 releases ... I mean eww psychics are despicable people!
Mai Hime
Hooray, yet another uninspired fighting girls show.
Paranoia Agent
Oddly strung together,garbled existential soup.
NieA under 7
Someone wakes me up when the action starts... oh, it's over? What was the point of the "story"?
Claymore.
Never heard of it, so it sucks.
G Gundam.
>>60 you have GOT to be kidding.....
Patlabor
Yawn... Ugly faces, boring story.
Iria.
Every time I remember that show I think of the mole she has under her eye rather than actually remembering what the story was about... that pretty much sums it up...
Serial Experiments Lain
After observing fan reception of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yasuyuki Ueda theorized that if he threw whatever random shit came to mind into an anime series without rhyme or reason, people would call it "deep" and "thought-provoking." He was proven correct.
.hack//SIGN
"deep" and "thought-provoking", and drags on like a queen
KareKano
Too many episodes consisting of nothing but recounting the story so far.
Fruits Basket
The title itself always bugs me with is upsetting usage of plurals.
Claymore
Already done before, therefore it's shit.
Gravitation.
Too much bad music... and too much gravity.
DAICON IV
I don't like radishes, much less 4 of them
Captain Harlock
Doesn't stick to a single way of spelling the title.
Mahoraba.
Had no onsen episode.
Lensman
The dub.
Macross 7
"Listen to my crappy sooooooong!" A waste of a good character design, a waste of time, a waste of plot... need I go on?
Photon.
Not as amazing as other things with the name "Photon".
Odin: Photon Space Sailer [sic] Starlight
Spelling sucks, also too much Engrish.
Kore ga Watashi no Goshujin-sama (He is My Master)
> Spelling sucks, also too much Engrish.
My god, man, there's so much more.
http://animejump.com/index.php?module=prodreviews&func=showcontent&id=395
Also, HiMM never realized its pornographic potential.
ROD the OVA
Bad mashup of X-Men and James Bond movies, though Yomiko sure is cute.
Adventures of Maya the Honeybee
crap for having a crap title
Uchuu no Stellvia
Those girls should seek a competent doctor for their PMS problems.
El-Hazard.
Most annoying evil laugh in the history of mankind. Still, it was good for a laugh in his Pretty Sammy cameo.
Pretty Sammy
Pandering moemoe pedobait.
Crest of the Stars
Couldn't they have hired an Abh translator instead of forcing Japanese voices to fake-and-mumble their way thru that horrible Abh language at the beginning?
Future Boy Conan.
Often gets confused with Detective Conan.
Let's Nupu Nupu
craptatstic title
chrno crusade
>craptatstic title
War in the pocket
Was made after the golden age of anime. 'Nuff said.
Escaflowne
Dragons and schoolgirls and bishies, oh my!
M.D. Geist
Misleading title, it's not about a ghost doctor
Gurren Lagann
Gurren Lagann. Need I say more?
Heidi
About a little pussy man-looking girl/child who solves problems with feelings...
Gankutsuoh
Manly start, gay-ed ending. Or should I say Gonzo-ed ending?
Shamanic Princess.
Drawing style royally sucked, also the voice of the main character grated on my nerves.
GaoGaiGar
Needed more delicious flat chest.
Tsukuyomi
Most difficult opening song lyrics to memorize EVER.
Great Teacher Onizuka
Not enough ribbons.
Kiddy Grade
I liked it but they are people who said it's bad so I'm not sure anymore.
Hana Yori Dango.
Too shoujo for my tastes.
Hokuto no Ken
a bit too homo erotic for my tastes.
NHK ni youkoso
Got that damn Puri Puririn or whatever song stuck in my head still, months after watching the episode.
Genshiken
Needs more Madarame and less otaku fap material.
Battle Programmer Shirase
Was so shitty they cancelled it in the middle of the series.
Comic Party Revolution
Real doujin circles aren't themselves moé.
AIR Summer Special
Way too hueg eyes.
Gedo Senki
I haven't seen it so I don't care.
Urusei Yatsura.
I blame it for the harem craze
Maison Ikkoku
It's pretty good but the unfortunate fact that it's by Rumiko Takahashi makes it suck regardless.
Nausicaa
The only thing I remember from Nausicaa was that ugly giant beast at the beginning... Was there a plot? If there was it didn't register with me.
Irresponsible Captain Tylor.
Blatant Gundam clone.
Azumanga Daioh
Bad art
Getsumen to Heiki Mina
A good first episode, and then it doesn't really go anywhere. I would have liked Mina to have some character development, or at least to not be as dumb and asexual as a doorbell... She was supposed to be a rabbit, dammit.
GateKeepers.
Girls that look like guys.
Zegapain.
Supposedly very intellectually profound, but it bored the hell out of me: slow pace, ugly xbox-green mechas, unsympathetic characters especially the "hero" ("let's swim!"), etc.
Tenshi ni Narumon.
>Girls that look like guys.
This is bad?
>No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
Durians smell bad and don't taste all that great either, so why they revolve the story around it bugs the hell out of me.
Starship Girl Yamamoto Yohko
"Because of her exceptional talent with arcade shooters, Yohko's been recruited to travel a thousand years into the future to pilot the prototype ship TA-29..." A ripoff of that old American b-series movie "The Last Starfighter" if I ever saw one. Except that The Last Starfighter was mildly interesting, and Starship Girl Yamamoto Yohko a pretentious snorefest.
Big-O.
Like the name says it's a big zero
cowboy beebop
Beautiful animation and art, and breathtaking music are lavished on simpleminded cardboard characters whose entire personalities can be described in a single brief sentence.
Spike: cool martial arts dude
Jet: hardass ex-cop with a heart of gold
Faye: kleptomaniac tsundere
Ed: zany kid
The dog is more complicated and demonstrates more psychological depth than any of the characters. THE DOG.
Tries too hard to be an animated John Woo martial arts film. Can't sustain the serious Hong Kong film noir feeling for three scenes without the zany kid acting zany and pissing all over the mood.
Is almost great, and misses greatness by a tiny amount. Frustrates the viewer with how good it could have been.
I'll give you an easy one to chew on: Carl Macek's Robotech.
Old.
Code Geass.
Way too formulaic, expecting three PS2 games to be based on it.
Fate/stay night
It's not your fate to stay the night.
Serial Experiments Lain
WTF is going on in half the episodes? I mean, seriously.
Yuusha Raideen
Silly mechas.
One Piece
When will it end?!
Death Note.
Too confusing.
Soukou no Strain.
Too recent.
Tetsuwan Atom
Rockman pulled the whole "boy superhero robot created by kind scientist" shtick off better.
Aishiteruze Baby
doesnt have the pedo sticker of approval.
his and her circumstances
Cardboard cutout characters. Literally.
Love Hina
Most irritating central male character in a harem anime EVAR, and possibly also the least interesting or sympathetic.
Excel Saga
Didn't include Elgala, one of the best characters in the manga.
Chikyuu Bouei Kigyou Dai-Guard
I liked Kare Kano, don't know why everybody gangs up on that episode, it's one of the funnier/cleverer eps in my mind. The worst thing about the Kare Kano adaptation is that it wasn't finished. And it went over budget. And as much as people hate the last episode, it wasn't nearly as bad as episode 24, the worst in the series.
Oh yeah...
>>134
Never Heard of it.
DAICON III
Too short.
Prefectural Earth Defence Force
Doesn't exist in AniDB.
Super Robot Wars Original Generation
>>137
Sure it does, just with different spelling of "Defense": http://anidb.info/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=2686
Anyway, mecha suck my rigid grill structure.
Seto no Hanayome
LOL ANOTHER SAMURAI
GaoGaiGar
LOL ANOTHER MECHA
Sumeba Miyako no Cosmos-sou Suttoko Taisen Dokkoida
LOL tl;dr
Speed Grapher
LOL SUPER POWERS
Popotan
never saw it
Bokura ga Ita
Never saw it either.
Patlabor, 2nd movie.
lol 80s robots
Princess Mononoke
Those clicking white forest spirit things got on my nerves in less than a minute.
Yawara!
whats that?
popotan
Mii was nowhere near as slutty as she is in the game. 5 out of 6 psychoanalysts agree that the game Mii must have been raped repeatedly to become that slutty.
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan
Not gory enough.
Berserk
Not moe enough.
Kujibiki Unbalance OVA
too short lol
genshiken
moar liek Densha Otaku, amirite?
Kiki's Delivery Service. Yes, the full-length Miyazaki film.
Bored me to tears.
Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte
ANOTHER ERO-ANIME?
School Rumble.
ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL ANIME?
Tokyo Godfathers
wanted to buy the DVD, but it looked boring
tehxnolyze
Wow, it's so deep, so philosophical, so full of crap!
Agent Aika - Naked Missions
the german dub was crap (like 90% of the other german anime dubs)
pokemon
lol characterization-free, dramatic interest-free, logic-free kiddy cartoon created solely to sell toys and cards to seven-year-olds.
Super Dimension Fortress Macross
Ah, yes... the "classic" that introduced ridiculous flowing hair to the "boring young emo male hero, with shrill girl-who-needs-to-be-rescued-all-the-time sidekick" genre. Old stereotype is old.
Also, animation looks bad even for old shit.
Last Exile
Rushed ending was ru-ru-rushed. Also lol at dead guy revived at the end to please some fans, or something. Logic be damned!
Jubei-chan!
Has only two redeeming qualities: the left one and the right one. No, wait, when I said "redeeming," I meant "bouncy."
Mazinger Z
Go Nagai - tits = fail. Go Nagai - tits + nerdy badly animated robots = very fail.
Ranma 1/2
Obviously you are a panda. More specifically, seven seasons, and even so the very last episode could be switched with the second of season one, and nobody would thinkg its out of place. THATs how much plot development there is: zero.
Also, definitely too much covering ups. Where the hell is the Ranma 1/2 ecchi version?
Samurai Champloo
it aired on adult swim
kino's journey
Another deep philosophical crapfest.
Gekigangar III
Not a real show, but a parodic meta-anime. That's about as cool as having Kujibiki Unbalance be your favorite.
Now and Then, Here and There
It's like watching "The Rape of Nanking", except that "The Rape of Nanking" isn't a work of fiction. Still disturbing.
Damekko Doubutsu.
Made by and for furry pedophiles.
Dokuro-chan
Closet furry favourite.
Utawarerumono
I won't comment on the animal ears, furry, but try typing that into a torrent site without double checking, writing it down or making a mistake. What ears are they meant to be anyway!?
Cowboy Bebop
Needs more toe rape. (As an aside, I have no trouble typing Utawarerumono without doublechecks, but I'm enough of a weeaboo to remember the meaning of the word. And the ears look doggy to me.)
The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina
You had to pick the perfect anime, didn't you? Oh, there was only one episode of it.
Hellsing OVA
Because the original Hellsing was ALMOST silly enough, but had too much time for character development.
My Neighbor Totoro
Miyazaki's charms are mostly lost on anyone who isn't an eleven-year-old girl.
Those Who Hunt Elves
wtf is that?
keroro gunsou
The movie was way too short.
Great Teacher Onizuka
Unreal. Gangster -> teacher?
Darker than BLACK
Not actually darker than black.
Hundred Stories
While a nice story, it was definitely too short.
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon SuperS
Much too silly.
Gundam Wing
Inspired an entire generation of yaoi fangirls.
Majokko Tsukune-chan
ANOTHER magical girl anime?
Tenchi Muyo, the original OAV.
The original harem anime. Clichéd by now.
AIR TV
Ugliest character designs I've seen in years.
Tsukuyomi Moon Phase
Most annoying loli I've seen in years.
Hime-chan no Ribon
I waited 61 episodes for that damn plushie to magically turn Himeko into a babe with boobs or something, and got nothing.
SunaBouzu
lol coolie hat plus gasmask. lol bewbies.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
A Freudian nightmare with giant robots and tang.
Akira
(you say that like it's a bad thing) Dated, with crude, obvious CGI. TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE'RE TRAPPED IN A CAMPY 1980S ANIME!
Puni Puni Poemi
Lolicon w/ADD, also NOT FUNNY.
RahXephon
Hideaki Anno did it earlier and better, even with the Tang.
Trigun
Silliest. Hero. Ever.
Angel's Egg
Oooh, philosophical. No.
Noir
DYKE SPIES
Honoo no Tenkousei
Only 2 episodes??? And no real ending, typical Gainax. More importantly, that girl was padding her chest! The horror...
Scrapped Princess.
Decent fantasy show marred by gratuitous and utterly lame mecha battles.
Planetes
DIAPERS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Also, Ai Tanabe is the most annoying heroine EVAR.
Ebichu Minds the House
The TV version was overly censored with all those bleeps.
Dog of Flanders
SIMPSONS?!
IdolM@STER Xenoglossia.
Sci-fi tie-in to an ethically iffy quasi-dating sim. Might as well make a mecha show starring RealDolls.
Origins
Animation sucked ass.
Angels in the Court
Awesome! Cheaply animated volleyball porn! It's like a parody of itself. Either that or shorthand for "I've never seen a girl naked, and I don't care who knows it."
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Is THIS what Gainax churns out when Hideaki Anno doesn't write or direct? Even brief cameos of Rei and Asuka cannot save this dreck.
Full Metal Alchemist
Lol equivalent exchange that isn't.
Video Girl Ai
Obsolete technology, obsolete character designs.
Vandread
Obsolete CG.
Appleseed
Obsolete plot.
Emma
Obsolete setting.
Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
I had to Google that one to be sure you weren't making it up.
Muteki Kanban Musume
About everybody in this anime is a (/b/)tard. Yawn.
Green Legend Ran
>>About everybody in this thread is a (/b/)tard. Yawn.
fix'd.
To continue:
Would have been better if the green legend hadn't run.
Mahoromatic
The last couple episodes.
Gakuen Alice
Got fansubbed slower than a stunned mullet.
Manabi Straight
They expected us to believe that those lolis were high school girls.
Goldfish Warning!
What are you some weird scale-fag or something? Yiff in hell.
Crest of the Stars
Eyes of the characters looked freakishlöy distorted half the time.
Ninja Cadets
Nice character designs... then what? No plot. No development. No story. Only 2 episodes. An aborted project?
Tide-Line Blue.
Too much water for my tastes.
Nazca
It sounds like the name of a city in New Mehico.
Shoujo Cosette.
Takes place in Frogland.
Super Deformed Double Feature
Much too silly.
Slayers
Too Much boobs + too less boobs
Rescue Wings
The only good thing about Rescue Wings is the DVD-only omake/pilot, where the boring dude is replaced by a hot babe.
Midori no Hibi.
A girl with no lower half is 50% useless to me.
The Soul Taker
Terribly weird lighting, only partially redeemed by the introduction of my goddess Komugi-chan.
Nurse Witch Komugichan Magikarte
Haruko Momoi is perhaps the second worst singer in Japan, a country not known producing much real musical talent. She sounds like she's singing through a little girl's borrowed sinuses, and can't even stay on key with the aid of heavy digital processing. Oyasumi, indeed.
Dokkoida?!
>>228
I strongly protest. I've been to one of her live concerts when she was still touring with Aniki, and she sounded just fine. Also, songs like Kotae have next to no digital processing. I agree that her very childlike voice isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I like it. Anyway, back to the thread at hand: Pretty lame parody. Spent most of its funny in the first two episodes.
They Were 11
I can't decide if the hero was gay for the trap or hetero for the future reverse-trap... it was confusing. Also, will their offspring be male, female or undecided?
Puchi Puri Yuushi.
>>228
Mostly just being snotty, actually. Despite her significant pitch problems (objective technical reality, not an opinion, ask any trained singer), I find much of her work catchy as hell. UndaSebu's on my 'guilty pleasures' list.
But, since we're talking back, I've been meaning to take issue with >>202 for some time now! I have to assume that you've either never seen it, or are just one of those categorical Gonzo-haters. The animation's lovely, even with slightly-too-shiny CGI.
... and to get back on topic:
Teenager stuck in a 10 year old body. Um, yeah.
Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro
>>231 Proper name seems to be "Origin ~Spirits of the Past~", not "Origins" (unless you are talking about Bible Black Origins... :). As for a review, that moving mountain at the end was completely unreal and broke my sense of disbelief. To borrow >>202 colorful language, writing ended sucking ass.
As for Lupin III: Castle of Cagliostro, too kiddie for my tastes: Lupin stopping himself from hugging a babe??
Burn Up!
Burn Up! W had better art and was funnier.
Ushio & Tora
lol Calvin & Hobbes animu.
Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi
texan animu fails
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Anthy seems to exist purely to be slapped around by people. Oh, and also for that sword thing.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Immature.
IDOLM@STER ZENOGLOSSIA.
Immature plot.
Uninhabited Planet SURVIVE
Those two kids should've just been sucked into the sand and stayed dead. [actually I thought it was pretty cool lol]
Fate/Stay Night
Overly dramatic.
AIR TV
Emo shit.
Cowboy Bebop.
It was conceived as a patchwork of semi-related stories as a background for contemporary music and was successful as such. Then they added episodes to make it a proper story and failed, the ending left a bitter taste in my mouth. It should have been more fleshed out.
The Daichis: Earth Defense Family.
I liked Mamoru and Saiko more when their names were Shinji and Asuka.
Those Who Hunt Elves
An introduction as to why they're in Elfland, and why they've got a tank, would have been fine too.
The Adventures of Maya the Honeybee
Too childish for me. Also, bugs are icky.
Haibane Renmei
SLOWWWWW; and what's with the damn halos.
Paprika
Who could be so cruel as to name their kid after bell peppers?
Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo
An unconclusive ending = undecisive, pussyfooting writers.
Starship Operators.
Had potential for so much more, and wasted it all in the last episode. Good opening/ending music, though.
Saint Seiya
A little too much hair, way too much mythological gobbledygook.
Human Crossing
Let's string together a bunch of completely unrelated depressing little viginettes about depressing characters, lol. The otaku will call it "deep."
Black Lagoon
(by the way, >>244, there is eventually an explanation, though it's rather predictable, several episodes into the first season. The writers for whatever reason decided to begin the action in medias res and go into how and why later)
PHYSICS went out the window with special emphasis put on such entirely unrealistic moments.
Castle in the Sky.
Good music, shame about the childish plot.
Gokusen
I could only watch 3 episodes before giving up. Cheap art, cheap story (yakusa girl stories have been done to death, and better), but above all I didn't see why I should care for her story.
Kino no Tabi
Talking motorbike and genderless protagonist purporting to be philosophical. No thanks.
Himikoden
Every story by Oh!Great! turns to dishwater when animated. This one is no exception... a total waste of a good premise and nice characters. "Not great" comes to mind.
The Third.
"The Whole" was three times as good.
Slayers OVA
Slayers sucks by default.
Ah! Megami-sama (TV)
Wimpiest harem anime protagonist ever. Keiichi makes Shinji Ikari look like Sergeant Rock. Also, for a nigh-omnipotent goddess who watches over and protects the multiverse, Belldandy sure can be oblivious, not to mention, well, kind of dumb. You'd think that after the eighty-seventh zany misunderstanding, she'd, I dunno, maybe sit down with Keiichi and talk things out, like normal people would, instead of acting like a warped sitcom airhead version of the Yamato Nadescio Japanese ideal fantasy wife. But maybe I expect too much from fictional characters.
Ebichu Minds the House
bleep bleep bleep. Unless you're watching the DVD version, that is.
Lucky Star
Konata's voice actor is totally mis-casted in this show. Listening to her monotone voice makes me go into a coma after a few minutes. She doesn't sound like a dedicated otaku at all, she is reading her lines like a robot. Total failure, she brings the whole show down.
Outlaw Star.
Unsympathetic protagonist. Gene Starwind is a sociopath and a thug, a cardboard cutout character straight from Central Casting. He and his merry crew of unexplored, unexamined, uninspired cardboard cutout ciphers go in search of a quick buck, nookie, and a Cosmic MacGuffin, not necessarily in that order, never batting an eyelash as they pile up a truly impressive body count along the way. The retro space-opera background looks fascinating, but I wish the writers had put as much effort into making the characters interesting or engaging.
Black Lagoon
Too much Engrish. Also a little... Lussian, and possibly a bit of whatever the Japanese-mangled version of Thai is. Points for getting the Thai cops' outfits right, if not place names.
Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu
Needed more Bonta-kun action.
Jungle Emperor
...The Movie? Big fuck-up, and I quote: "while all the animals communicate with each other, they do not talk to the humans. This change is in direct opposition to Tezuka's stated premise behind his original Jungle Emperor story: that an inter-species society of animals must include humans as well."
The Mars DayBreak.
I am a ninja, and Mars Pirates are my sworn enemies, so it sucks.
Madlax.
You mean Noir? Oh, sorry, my mistake.
Aim for the Top 2 (Die Buster)
DieBuster is a big Nono.
School Rumble
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just made that up, didn't you?
FLCL.
Lame-ish protagonist. (But actually one of my favorite shows.)
(OK, I confess, I don't actually like this one, just running out of ideas)
Shakugan no Shana
I would watch a show called "Pocky-Pocky Hentai".
>>272
Male lead sucks. Female lead is disgustingly tsundere.
Rozen Maiden (same pitfalls? lol)
She is cute, that is why she is called Boatlights-chan.
Big O
Another generic mecha anime.
Monster.
All the angst of Gundam Wing, but without any of the neat giant robots.
GUNHED
Not anime. And also awful. Live action mecha=fail.
Ergo Proxy
The only fanart for Ergo Proxy was a drawing of Real punching herself in the eyes... I also felt to punch myself in the eyes: even with my gamma all the way up it was still too dark.
Ghost Sweeper Mikami
Too repetitive.
Neko no Ongaeshi
Too much implied bestiality. But seriously though, would have been more interesting with Miyazaki involved. Hiroyuki Morita is a capable animator but weak-sauce director.
Petopeto-san
Too much moeblobbing.
Mobile Suit Gundam: 0079
>>283
I think the thread you were looking for is http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1182870673/
>>282
just one of the many created gundam series.
Code Geass
I've never really been into many Mech series. I really like Eureka 7 a lot though. and Evangleion has to be given it's own share of respect. The opening scene for burst angel was incredible but I haven't actually watched past the first episode yet so I'm not too sure if I like it.
Eureka 7 and Evangelion, along with Gundam Wing(when I was younger.. I don't remember anything about it anymore) are really the only mech shows I've watched through and finished though.
>>286-287 is quite DQN.
>>285 Code Geass is flashy but follows the same pattern over and over: Lelouch has a great idea, falls flat on his face, declares victory anyway. Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat...
Lupin III.
255 television episodes (three series), eighteen specials, five theatrical-release films, four jokes, one plot.
Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
The island.
Twilight Q.
Ooh, 1987.
Twilight Q ep1: some kind of time travel love(?) story, IIRC. Not bad, but confusing and not especially memorable.
Twilight Q ep2: I don't remember anything about this one, but I see I wrote "Disgusting" near the title in my notes, which I rarely do, so it must have been really bad.
Saber Marionette J Again.
Again?
Azumanga Daioh.
Yonkoma gags don't work in anime, see Lucky Star for another example.
Netrun-mon
No bubblegum in a title about bubblegums = false advertising.
Also, BC turns into a nanosoup (Bubblegum Crash, BC Tokyo 2040) later on, it most likely jumped the shark somewhere.
Eat-Man.
>>296
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5MMqNgUzM
EVEN ON 4-CH, F.O.E.!
>>298
http://www.iosysos.com/cd/sq/IOSYS_foe.swf
Do it right and don't post a shitty youtube version when the original flash is available,
To get this thread back on track, >>297: OM NOM NOM
Kashimashi Girl Meets Girl
Straightness shown through Lesbianism. GAY STATEMENT?
Death Note
>>300 I gave up after 3 eps, too stupid. The moronic teacher. The moronic parents. The moronic male friend. The moronic girl friend. The moronic hero. The moronic science. The moronic aliens... etc.
Zoe Dolores.
>>303 Slow anime is slooow. The rape scene would maybe have woken me up a little, but I can't find an uncut release anywhere... (damn censors)
Steamboy.
If Steamboy were an hour shorter, it would have been awesome. Otherwise, it's too long to hold enough interest.
>>305
Forgot to add an anime. It's painful for me to list my favourite anime, because I know it's gonna get bashed real good.
Honey & Clover.
Yaoi-flavored chick flick (schlick flick?) with fake & fugly loli, I could not even finish ep1.
Ghost Talker Daydream.
Yeah, Otomo really dropped the ball on that one, Meaningful characters have never been his strong point, but I mean come on, at least they were interesting in Akira, here they're just rag dolls.
that and the plot was ridiculous.
And yes, I know I'm breaking the rules.
>>308 If the rape scene hadn't been cut it would have made more sense: guy meets girl, guy wants girl/family, girl stuck up in religious crap, guy gets desperate, guy tries to force girl, girl breaks down (maybe - I haven't seen the cut scene), guy feels guilt, guy wants escape, guy goes in space despite launch very risky, guy regains peace of heart when up there, the end.
</end disgression>
>>307 Manga strong, anime weak!
Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru.
Should have been about a girl who has to dress as a boy… wait…
Ouran High School Long Name
Viewers don't have the attention span to remember "Ouran High School Host Club", because they keep getting distracted by teh bishies.
Popotan
>>312
Loli needs to see a dentist
Rose of Versailles
Oscar isn't a very nice name for a girl.
Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito
Animated porn without porn in it just shows how bad the original h-game plot was. It's like wine without alcohol, it looks good but tastes like crap.
Futakoi.
Blatant fetish pandering like 75% of anime these days.
GUN-dou Musashi
Has the dubious honor of being called 'the worst anime of the century' in Japan itself. Bad animation, horrible backgrounds, crummy plot... wait, did they get anything right in this one??
Brigadoon
Shameless moeblobbery.
Seikimatsu Kyuuseishu Densetsu - Hokuto no Ken 2
No more good humor like in Hokuto no Ken 1, no more bare handed fights (=no more hokuto in Hokuto no Ken ...what?), weak soundtrack, low quality animation, uglified mugs, Ken no more invincible is beaten up but luckily for him the bad guy decides to [spoiler] himself at the end (how's that a manly win??)
You have to be a real tough guy to watch this POS.
TOKKO
Special police force girls are overdone.
Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei
>>320 "Kill yourself" is not funny anymore in 2007. I have yet to laugh at any of the dumb, thick "jokes". It's stupid. And the lack of a coherent storyline doesn't help. "What if I had died?" was not funny the first episode, not funny in the second, etc. I don't care one bit about that teacher. Please fleshen up the characters a bit. And stop with the ugly faces plastered everywhere. It's just grotesque.
Star Ocean EX
Another failed game adaptation.
Rocket Girls.
never seen it...
Heroic Age
"never seen it" is not a reason why it sucks. If you haven't seen it, you've got four options:
That said, Heroic Age fails it for the ugly dark-haired girl in the picture on its AniDB page.
Ojamajo Doremi
>That said, Heroic Age fails it for the ugly dark-haired girl in the picture on its AniDB page.
It's a man, baby!
>Ojamajo Doremi
Kiddies show. For kids, or for pedophiles.
Tenshi na Konamaiki.
Couldn't get any further than the OP sequence due to the horrible Ricky Martin ripoff theme.
Mai-HiME
I skipped the second half of Mai-HiME when they all turn evil. I hated, hated it (of course that's the part some dudes prefer, because it's nasty). Then I came back when it returned to comedy and fun... which was the last 2 episodes. What a waste. Mixing genres midway is a bad idea.
Cutie Honey
I'm assuming you're referring to the 1973-74 TV show. While the first three episodes were quite novel for their time, the programme quickly degenerated into formulaicity.
Aishiteruze Baby
In actuality, pancakes are made out of flour, milk and eggs.
Potemayo
Seems like a transmutation of Di Gi Charat to me...
Monster
Too much drama.
Yakitate!! Japan
>Yakitate!! Japan
Not enough action.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
> Neon Genesis Evangelion
As an atheist this anime offends me deeply.
Kannazuki no Miko
"Villains" more sympathetic than the protagonists? Meh.
Cowboy Bebop.
(as an aside to >>335, I too am an atheist, but enjoyed NGE muchly; I saw the themes and messages as being humanistic rather than religious in nature, though there is much superficial religious imagery and many gratuitious references to occult Christian eschatology, Kaballah, and similar silliness)
As a Native American this anime offends me deeply.
Shaman King.
Starts with an interesting premise then rapidly turns into a typical shounen fighter game, meaning the author has run out of ideas.
Jungle wa Itsumo Hare nochi Guu.
As a Pokute this anime offends me deeply.
Tetsuko no Tabi
I never even heard of it until I googled it, and after I read it's description it sounds damn stupid.
Utawarerumono
It has furries! 'Nuff said.
Cinderella Boy.
>>341
Starring Lupin in a white suit and Fujiko in a blonde wig... Monkey Punch needs another character design.
Master Mosquiton
>>342
Catgirls don't have dog tails either.
>>343 Which one? The OVA was some nice nearly-porn, the TV series was a stiff, ugly P.O.S.
Cyborg 009.
Violence for the sake of violence! Actually, I liked the first episodes. Then I stopped watching for some reason. Why? I dunno. Maybe all that violence got to me. Or that I felt this was going nowhere. Or that the series lost its steam midway.
Air Master.
Nothing really new to offer just like any brawler anime. Oh, and bad chemistry mix of old school character designs.
GTO
GTO? GTFO!
Love Hina
>>350
While an undeniably witty pun, I would argue that "some of the cheapest, ugliest-looking animation in the last fifteen years" would be a stronger condemnation of GTO.
Oh, and as for LH: Not nearly enough fanservice to stay true to Akamatsu-sensei's vision.
FLCL
>>352
Ugly trap
Happiness
When one realizes that the sexiest and most intelligent girl in the show is a true homosexual wearing female clothes, one knows the show is being desperate. All those magical girls weren't the brightest bulbs, and the main hero wasn't very likeable. How did it end? I doubt he'd end with the gay guy... I dropped out early, out of sheer boredom.
Ouran High School Host Club
DURR HURR CROSSDRESSING IS HILARIOUS
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
I'm sorry for the Gainax apologists, but ep04 sucked hard. Everything was wrong, the character faces; the lazy, out of tune rhythm; the out of sequence cels; the furries; the men-don't-work lame "jokes"; the "you don't understand my art" response. 'Need to check the DVD to see if they fixed it.
Dirty Pair Flash.
If only the Dirty Pair WOULD flash.
Those Who Hunt Elves
Could they have found a more transparent excuse for naked elves?
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan
Blood and gore does not equal good comedy.
Infinite Ryvius
Infinite boredom.
Crayon Shin-chan.
Pen-sized Chinchin(dick) indeed. The jokes and the plot. Also sucky art.
Narue no Sekai.
More like Narue no Most Inappropriate Panchira Yet, amirite?
Millennium Actress
See Spot.
See Spot Run.
Run, Spot, Run!
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Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo
The time travel physics were inconsistent within the show itself. That bike fall was overdone. That panting running was overdone. That ending was... underdone. In the end, we have a cake that's half baked and still raw in places. Bon appetit!
Saber Marionette J.
The concept of marionettes brings female slavery to a whole new level.
Grave of the Fireflies
For when Evangelion just isn't depressing enough.
Kiki's Delivery Service
Swedish socialist propaganda.
Hamtaro.
Melts your brain more efficiently than a microwave.
Slayers
3 full TV series (78 eps), 2x 3-episode OVAs, 5 movies, and I don't remember the plot of any of them! Forgettable, empty fluff.
Zettai Shonen.
Too taoistic.
Hi No Tori
A couple of depressing stories about how much Mankind sucked, sucks and will suck. How nice.
Okusama wa Mahou Shoujo.
Combining the dutiful housewife cliche with the magical girl cliche. Refreshing. But at least the henshin sequences aren't pedophiliac for a change.
Cat Soup
Watching the time remaining counter on the player was more exciting than this druggie's bad trip.
Condor Hero.
Generic Martial arts anime with characters as three-dimensional as the cells they were animated on. I liked this show better when it didn't exist.
Spirited Away
CHILDISH ANIME IS CHILDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH
Angel Cop
Sucks because I haven't watched it.
Serial Experiments Lain
More like Serial Excrements Lain...
Ghost In the Shell
Never find out if main character was originally a guy or girl.
Claymore
The anime ends up mid-story after 24 eps, telling us to wait for the second season... Frustrating.
Kaze no Yojimbo
Generic post apocalyptic anime.
Kanon '02.
>Generic post apocalyptic anime.
Uh, no. Not post apocalyptic at all.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaze_no_Yojimbo
>Kanon '02.
Jay Leno's chins for everybody, even the girls.
Bodyguard of the Wind.
Why would you need to be a bodyguard for the wind?
Hokuto no Ken.
ODA ODA ODA ODA ODA
Wow! The blood effects are amazing! And the Viscera.... This has been a great event in the Beefy Splat Olympics. Also, makes me feel sad and despairing.
Rockman.EXE, Axcess, Stream, Beast.
Shitty dub by Viz.
Seto no Hanayome
The eyes, they look so square... I'm scared.
Defense_Force_Hummingbird
Hummingbirds defending? Lulz.
Mahoromatic.
Ugly character designs=waste of nudity. Also, robot slaves are almost as annoying as artificial/slave girlfriends.
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
A stylish turd is still a turd. Trying too hard to be artsy and "deep". Also, enough with the annoying ever-changing blackboard text in the background.
Kamisama Kazoku.
Goddesses? Been done before.
Busou Renkin.
It's the perfect anime for weeaboos -- it's only good if you watch in original moonspeak and only understand the word DESU.
Star Ocean EX.
Maybe if it had a budget... and some animators to animate it properly to the end... and a decent storyboarder... and a competent writer... it would have been a passable game adaptation. Maybe.
PLANETES
Ai is a fucking retard, and the ending sucks. It can sound preachy to some people
....alright wtf it's my favourite anime :[
Tekkon Kinkreet
Japanese manga hollywoodized by a weeaboo American director + worst character design in existence = the very stuff from nightmares.
Wandaba Style
"At the same time, a young boy genius plans on taking a trip to the moon without using fossil fuels to pollute Earth's atmosphere"
???
says it all really...
Ichigo Mashimaro
Hamtaro without the hamsters. Crapily written storyline. The largest portion of fans are probably lolicon looking for a good fap.
Neon Genesis Evangelion.
I had nightmares after every episode... Each ep apparently describes a different type of mental illness. The anime should have ended with Shinji getting applauded: "Well done Viewer, watching this stream of psychotic unconsciousness without blowing your brains out!"
Read or Die OVA.
Introduced several cool antagonists and chose the lamest of them to be the mastermind of it all. As a patriot, I was offended by the unflattering portrayal of the President of America (fuck yeah!) and the climax was weak. But worst of all, there was a complete lack of Nenene.
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai
Hanyuu wasn't in the first arc.
Kaleido Star
(Are you sure it didn't end with exactly that, >>398?)
(>>401 Shinji was congratulated, not me the Viewer. I never could identify myself with that weakling, so all these slaps on his back didn't register on me. A Fourth Wall would have been better.)
>>400 Ep1 has some somewhat decent animation, which covered the general stupidity and vapidness of the characters and story. But this was gone by ep2. I can't believe they made 2 seasons of that dishwater. Did people watched it for the occasional loli or for the vague yuri subtext? Or was it because it aired on Anime Network for free? I have no idea.
Kage Kara Mamoru.
Man, why does everybody beat on Shinji for being a "weakling"?
The fucker's 14 years old! And he has to embody a huge, barely understood bio-mechanical monster to combat huge, eve less understood, ultra-powerful enemies. And he gets like every bone in his body psychologically crushed. He's not weak, if he isn't the rock-toughest teenager ever, then he's just normal.
Mushishi: Depressing disjointed tales of parasitic slime horror. I found it boring and disgusting at the same time. I've heard it's popular amongst lolicons - must be the sick type. Or maybe it's because of the tentacles. Cheap loli porn in disguise?
Galaxy Angels.
Anime should never be made into musicals, and it's just "Galaxy Angel" without the 's'.
Lucky Star
(PS: Nothing is wrong with Looney Tunes)
Oh ho ho ho ho.... you picked the mother of all awful shows... I really could go on a whole rant that really drives home the MANY flaws about that show, and why it's the worst ever. But that's not the nature of this thread, so I'll simply say this:
How can a show idolizing Otaku culture focus solely on girls? By having one of said girls lose any touch of femininity, acting like a regular male otaku, and blaming her masculinity on being raised by a lecherous father figure. Sheesh.
Robot Carnival
>>409 Obviously doesn't understand anything about otaku culture.
...Sucks because not ALL the music is by Hiyaishi.
FMP: Fumoffu!
Fumoffu, fluffo-fu. Disrelated stories with no real plot. Some of the episodes were weak. I would have kept a better memory of the hot springs episode without having to see that guy's face splashed into the hero's privates... >_<
Matantei Loki Ragnarok
Loki doesn't have that much gay sex in real life
Superhuman Combat Team Baratack
What the fuck is up with that retarded title? Is that even an anime?
Code Geass
I do like brown girls but im gussing you dont watch it because of that YOU SICK CAUCASIAN LOVING SICKO
Nadia Secret of the Blue water
This thread hurts my feelings.
>>415
Then my work is complete.
>>414 What happens when you give Jules Verne's "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" masterpiece to Japan. Paris' Universal Exposition would have been great animated. But no, they had to inject goofy mecha in the very first episodes. And supernatural powers. And aliens. Poor Verne...
Nodame Cantabile.
>>417
I thought Nadia was okay and certainly superior to Disney's almost-instantaneous ripoff, which copied every tiny detail of character design, "Atlantis."
Also, "Nodame Cantabile" = lol teh shojo drama.
Tenchi Muyo.
I really liked it, Although it was a typical love anime, But its still part of my childhood. I watched it recently and it was actualy not that bad. There needed to be another guy character though.
BECK
>>419
They should stop trying to sing in English. AND WTF IS WITH POLEDANCING CHIBA?!
Black Lagoon
They should stop trying to speak English. That scene with Balalaika pretending to not speak Japanese and Rock pretending to translate from English, it was Jesus-Facking-Chlist bad.
Case Closed
This show only serves to propagate the notion that mystery shows that mimic Scooby Doo are only gonna end up as bad as Scooby Doo is. The sole difference here is that the novelty talking pet is the boy who solves the case. With that in mind I suggest you watch...
Iria:Zeiram the Animation
Iria was never credible, with her fashionable hairdo, makeup and jewelry.
Reideen
(P.S. Everyone's a critic. Not everyone's going to like everything.)
8 ridiculous plot twists per episode.
Utena
Prime example of a series that starts off well but declines horribly towards the end.
And may I be forgiven for my choice.
God help me.
I love Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
Way too complicated to follow.
Its been done too many times. Everything seems to be super slow. It also took 16 episodes to introduce any new characters, then they came out of nowhere
Golden Boy.
No sane man puts worldliness ahead of sex. That's against every cardinal rule about man-dom. By enjoying this anime, you slowly lose your own masculinity.
Green Forest Ran
"I love Berserk. It's the most depressing thing I've ever seen."
>>431 Green Forest Ran? Doesn't exist.
You mean Green Legend Ran? I remember the beginning, with the kid running in this dry town, that was poetically pretty. But what happened after is a blur in my memory, so I suspect it wasn't very good.
SD(super-deformed) Oh My Goddess
The main character was a pansey, and didn't even get to second base twards the 3rd seasion. It was basicly a Tenchi ripoff with angles.
>>434
You suck for not following the rules.
BlackJack
>>435
Nobody knows that it is.
Fate/Stay Night
The character design smacks of amateur work. Fail.
Darker than Black
Every pretty girl who falls in love in this show gets a bad end. Yuck.
Shame of Teacher Machiko
Too old and obscure.
Saishuuheiki Kanojo.
I never understood why at the end there was nothing left. Who was the enemy. Why was Japan attacked. Nobody ever glanced at a newspaper. Nothing was ever explained. Completely unreal.
And why the guy didn't pick the healthy babe instead of the underage zombie with falling body parts. The guy was an idiot.
Daphne In The Brilliant Blue
Gross character designs. Looked too damn cheap. Why the fuck are they flying around with sanitary pads anyway? Ugh.
Hataraki Man
An interesting concept, an anime about a woman in an office. Too bad I didn't care for any of the characters. The main girl never smiled once, always frowning. No wonder, her limp boyfriend didn't give her any. And her collegues were cold pricks. I would have watched more episodes if we saw more of those rumored large tits of hers. Or if she had an affair on the side instead of hitting the bottle.
K.O. Beast
I watched an episode of that on a demo DVD and it was about furries.
King of Bandit Jing
Shitty overrated shonen.
Project arms.
I liked that ep (2 I think) where the girl gets half-naked when she powers up her ARM, altho they showed more of the ARM than her... but then after it was only men acting tough for several eps so I gave up. It's been a while but I seem to recall to be irritated at the lameness of the plot/dialogs.
Colorful
It was just panty-shots and I thought it really lacked plot.
Gunslinger Girl
The series doesn't do nearly enough to distance itself from the most masturbatory qualities of its premise. It makes a half-arsed attempt at exploring the psychological implications but just ends up more confused about what it's attempting to do.
Jungle wa itsumo Hare nochi Guu
Pretentious philosophical anime about what happens to emo kids after they do themselves in. As the answer is "continue being emo in some strange fantasy world" and not "burn in hell", it sucks.
Spice & Wolf
Pretentious economical anime about what happens to merchants after they turn to their furry side due to an underage deity that teases him more than your average loli trap. Also deus ex machina devices like having said deity get the lead out dangerous situations where all hope is lost changing into a wolf. Thusly IT FUCKING SUCKS.
Boogiepop Phantom
im sorry, havent watched that series yet. 450 atleast the wolf only appeared a few times, other than that i like it a lot, though another bad thing about it is that they talk a lot. ^.^
Love hina
Generic Harem, nothing special
couldn't connect with the spineless lead male
overall it was bland
Higurashi no koro ni
It has a boring plot, the dead ends are nothing special, and having twins who switch places with each other is way too fucking cliche.
Golgo 13
You only said that to sound clever
Moetan
shit.
evangelion
A Freudian nightmare with giant robots and tang.
Akira
I just found it boring.
I have many favorites but heres one.
Death note :D
Neither Near nor Mellow have the combination of loving sweets AND dicking around of L, and will therefor never match him. Also Misa should have been killed much sooner, the annoying little git.
Bebop
Tries too hard to be cool.
Read or Die
Read or Die lost me with their paper throwing, folding and other stuff you can do with paper. Did they have a paper cut at all? Boobs bouncing, that's all I can remember from that anime.
Lucky Star
Whoops Lucky Star been done. So how about Ghost at School?
Too obscure.
Rahxephon.
eva clone
berserk
Anime had a crappy ending. Manga jumped the shark long ago.
Bamboo Blade
dr. slump
yiff in hell furfag
moetan
Censored by its own producers. (among others)
Baccano!
Baccano no baka! Was there an ending to this bloody confusing mess? Or even a plot?
Kekkaishi
shitty shonen with variable sub times and even more variable production quality
busou renkin
Even more shitty shonen now with the one hit wonder Kenshin author
Kino no Tabi
That second movie showed that the current crop of writers cannot grasp the original concept. At the end Kino was in an impossible situation, with the motorbike elsewhere repeatedly trying stupidly to talk to a machine, then the next second we see them running away free, the end!? What a letdown.
Reideen
no one's heard of it.
shuffle.
Too much drama IMO...(best excuse i can come up with since it wasn't so bad)
Samurai X- Trust and betrayal
Dubbed.
Moyashimon
Characters interaction was kinda weird. Wasn't there anyone normal? Also, that obsession with sake was overdone, and likely to be completely illegal... I was hoping for more on-campus stories and interaction with girls, but that part was mostly overlooked. We only got the oh-so-shocking parts of campus life.
Hell Teacher Nube
Super robot show without robot.
glass mask
I had to wiki it, and it had a remake series released in 2005. Everybody knows 99.9% of everything to come out of Japan after 2002 sucks automatically.
Dennou Coil. (Easy one.)
The deformed child of Serial Experiments Lain and My Neighbor Totoro.
Irresponsible Captain Tylor
I can't decide if Tylor's an idiot or a genius.
Darker than Black
It ripped off Roadside Picnic.
Kaiba
Kaiba is trolling material. Some people praise it to high heavens, then a poor sap watches it and finds out that it's drawn-out crap, comes back to the praisers to complain, then the trolls say "What?? You don't think it's fantastic?? What a loser!!"
Soul Eater
Typical shonen crap that at least intended to end with 51 episodes
Ergo Proxy
Cookie cutter emo shite.
Oruchuban Ebichu
>>482
Ah, I made a mistake, I didn't know Kaiba actually. Now I've watched a few episodes: yeah, not bad, but the art style needs some time to get used to it. I can't believe this is from 2008.
Ok, back to:
Oruchuban Ebichu
Its about a mouse god damn it!
maison ikkoku
The manga is better.
Yakitate!! Japan
The manga is better.
Bible Black
Typical Clamp bullshit.
Revolutionary Girl Utena
pink haired tomboy -> fail
Crayon Shin-chan
Hideous art style keeps me up at night.
Boogiepop wa Warawanai
Confusingly titled, due to sharing that title with a novel/manga which it's actually a sequel to. (I almost said "not an anime", but looked it up first.)
Kishin Houkou Demonbane
Generic stupid cute girl fighting with her boyfriend shitty plot show with humor for 12 year olds. What a shitty favorite.
Ghost in the Shell
(goodluck >>495)
Explains things in an overcomplicated matter just to seem more "hardcore sci-fi" when a lot of things could be told in a simpler way.
Gurren Lagann
mindlessly generic shounen crap
Robot Carnival
Nobody talks, ever.
Kurenai
Ignoring >498 who has not given a reason why the above anime sucks (If your liking of cock is part of the reason why you feel the anime above sucks, you need to elaborate on the logic behind this somewhat). Furthermore >498 failed to post any new anime of his own, leading me to the conclusion that this post was just a weak troll.
Anyhow, back on topic. A fair portion of its viewers are probably pedos hoping for fanservice, but more to the point, if you could get through the musical episode then you're probably not even human.
Simoun.
Is a gurrent Lagann Character.
Those who hunt elves.
Those Who Hunt Elves is about hunting down girls and skinning them. You can pretty much watch Silence of the Lambs in a shorter time, and get a bigger boner from it.
Slayers.
What are you, 12?
Azumanga Daioh.
It's just one animation of some lolis tilting their heads, over and over.
Spirited Away.
So you like Disney, then?
Excel Saga.
Thats bullshit spirited away is a good fucking movie
futurama
a show where they do the exact same thing over and over
they deliver they fight they steal they mutate
what a fucking joke
>>505
wat?
Excel saga is noisy and doesn't make any sense. Also main character dies like four times before the first commercial break.
Dennou Coil
watching mosquito coil is far more intertaining.
Nodame Cantabile
Girly crap with music for old people.
Baccano
It should have been longer.
Macross Frontier
Haven't watched it yet. But it took me a few days to figure out whether the main character was a man or a woman, with everyone calling him "hime" in 4-koma and such.
Slayers
Should have ended a long time ago with 3 TV Series 2 OVAs 5 Movies
Perfect Blue
Macross Frontier is just a piece of crap.
character ,story are pretty much screw up.
GO WATCH the original Macross series.
Macross Frontier is just a piece of crap.
character ,story are pretty much screw up.
GO WATCH the original Macross series.
Any Macross sucked period like every dated giant robo anime series
Perfect Blue
Neither perfect nor blue.
Patlabor
It's a dated giant robo anime series, WITH POLITICS! How much less exciting can you get?
Trigun
You know Gasaraki happened to be much worse than anything Patlabor
Trigun never works when it tries being way too amusing or dramatic
Angel's Egg
Too fuckin artsy, she should've done a better job protecting her egg.
Princess Mononoke
it looks strange when the arms and heads fall off by one arrow, even if he's cursed.
hajime no ippo
Ooh. The Dempsey Roll. Big fucking deal.
Gankutsuou
Actually animated by one person, using non other than Adobe Potatoshop™. It's the truth guys!!
801 T.T.S. Airbats
I hate to break the flow, but if 521 is actually true, it's amazing, not a reason something would suck.
I think of it like this. Anime is a responsibility. it's like a better Spiderman. "With great anime, comes great responsability" You can't waist all of your money on just one thing. I love death note and I have 2 wall hangers, my own death note all the mangas and a super rare action figure, but I don't go on about it every wakin moment. Examples of these are like Naruto. I fucking hate naruto, but people who see it are all freakish about it to the point where its annoying. and If you like something they also like and you dont like it as much as them they say your not a fan. Yes you are. I'm controlled. I relate it sometimes the situations im in to animes, but I dont talk about them and flip out all the time about them. I can be a biggest fan, but Controle myself. 'cause if you don't have self controle then you turn out shitty and everybody hates you and you become a steriotypical anime nerd. With great anime comes great resposibility
controle
Nice except you are forgetting proper grammar and the right thread
http://amcflaws.awardspace.com/
Shinigami no Ballad
weak sympathetic magical all-white "deathgod" girl with pointless scythe and a talking helpful black cat. Obvious all-black antagonist. HERE WE GO AGAIN.
Samurai Pizza Cats
Nobody knows if it's good or not... it was never translated!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Pizza_Cats#Translation
Hell Teacher Nube
I don't think it's true, mainly because I have never heard of Adobe Potatoshop™.
>I have never heard of Adobe Potatoshop™
LOLWHUT??!!
>LOLWHUT??!!
Such an obscure anime even I've never heard of it.
Bo-bobo.
it makes no fucking sense whatsoever, and in both the dub and Japanese, the humour is so corny and crappy that it makes Power Rangers look like grade A comedy.
Digital Monsters Adventure (Aka- Digimon Season 1)
two words: Pink poop.
DearS
Alien slave girls? Why didn't they just make it a hentai? (Or Star Wars.)
Kyouran Kazoku Nikki
... are you serious? well, here goes... There's so many weird characters brought together in a highly improbable plot that I don't see how they don't spend all the episodes around the kitchen table trying to one-up each other: "I am [name] and before now i was the [stupid title] and i [had horrible past//am a demon] and i can do [power], [useless trait], and [other ability]! Therefore i will destroy the world!"
"Shut up and do the laundry!"
There's a goddamn jellyfish as a character!
And the "Mom" is a little girl cat girl for some reason. Come on.
Eyeshield 21
Sports anime, yawn. One good thing happens every 20 episodes then the "hero" cries for 19 episodes, procrastinating how much he sucks. 145/20 = about 7 decent episodes? Oh wow.
Tetsuwan Birdy Decode.
I've never heard of it, and the title has put me off already.
Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai.
not only is it hard to say, there are way too many N's and K's. Also, just how much longer can they milk it by tacking things on?
Orguss 02
lemme just say this. young boy. mysterious girl. desperate plan. Mechas. Evil Empires. Crazy Megalomaniac. FILL IN DA BLANKS.
Astroboy
Most people who have claimed to watch this are trying to look cool
Serial Experiments Lain
It's cool if your 15 and the year is 1998.
Comedy
Too damn short and more like it should have been done with a movie
The Big O
haven't seen enough giant robots on toonami
minami-ke
Sisters that appears prepubescent makes others draw lolicon hentai
Shigofumi
>>545
good premise, but they failed at pulling it off
flcl
Elaborate ideas without substance beside redundant character drama
Tortov Roddle
The art style is generic and shounen.
Turn A Gundam
Another sequel to the mecha series which should have been put down
Key the Metal Idol
>>549
lolwut plot twist centered entirely on just happening to notice something odd about a photo that you barely get a glimpse of.
Cardcaptor Sakura.
CLAMP work somehow does over 52 episodes almost with the same plot
Seraphim Call
>>551
Hot mindfuck lesbian twincest was hot, but the rest of the series might as well not exist.
Cyberteam in Akihabara
Masami Okui could not even save moe that tried too hard with mecha
Ginga Tetsudou no Yoru
Yuu whines too much over mary sue caring more about his other self
Jin-Roh
> WISE FROM UR GREIF
Fairy tales and WWII alternate history don't mix.
Saki
So much lesbian subtext without development tacked to appeal otaku
Angel's Egg
>558
An anime is great when you don't know the character's fucking name.
Kino's Journey (bonus points if you can guess the irony)
So much to adapt continued in short movies not even another series
(Implied and hinted in the books her older name may be Sakura too)
The Big O
A giant robot in post apocalyptic town where everyone has lost their memories, Can you see totally redundant anime with no bells or whistles to provide an interesting storyline.
School Days
Can you see how without the nice boat episode no one would bother?
.hack//SIGN
Why is the chick playing a guy avatar?
20th century boy (I know its a manga, but I dare you to say something bad about it.)
This thread is now about how ridiculously awesome 20th Century Boy is? I am Godzilla.
Appears to ignore why the thread listed nothing but anime examples
Loveless
It's so bad that it caused this thread to die for four years.
Sword Art Online
test
Baka to Test was way too silly even for a fantasy/comedy show.
The Super Dimension Fortress Macross.
I blame Macross for the existence of idol anime. Kawamori was punished for it by being forced to make AKB0048.
Sword Art Online
test
test was so shit that it didn't even become a anime infact it wasn't even a manga or a light novel either.
Darker than Black.
It's so dark you can't see it.
Steins;Gate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I died from that one.
Time travelling with a microwave, seriously?
Initial D
The lack of plot bored me extremely. I had to drop it after skipping my way from race to race. Those were mediocre and quickly became boring too.
Alien 9.
It was so bad they stopped making it after the fourth episode.
Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita
People playing gods AGAIN? Wasn't Haruhi enough...
Suisei no Gargantia
Pocahontas in space. Oh wait, wasn't that James Cameron's Avatar?
Nichijou
If this is your "daily life" I don't want to see what your weird days are like.
NO.6
Brain-machine computer steering dystopian society? Well, uh, I liked Psycho-pass a bit more in that regard. Cluster of criminal master-minds > single whiny schoolgirl childhood friend. Enforcers are way cooler than cheesy killer bees(wasp) etc...
Angel Beats
Suffers from plot holes from the episodes that were cut.
Sora no Woto
Girls in uniforms with bugles and guns, including one broken mecha won't save it when the plot is as flat as chest of main protagonist. Cardboard characters.
For fans of loli/yuri/uniform appeal.
Geneshaft
So obscure it killed this thread for a whole year.
Texhnolyze
inbred cyborg villain
street fighter, the anime
Dumb meat-heads fighting eachother based on dumb fighting game series.
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu
Most boring "unusual things" ever.
Magic Knight Rayearth
>>586
It sounds like a goddamn cliche storm.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Meaningless symbolism, plot that gives up good storytelling for the sake of appearing deep, unrealistic characters, terrible cash-in movies, the list just keeps going.
Kokoro Toshokan
Like the word "kokoro" (along with "doki doki") has never been used before.
Oshiete! Galko-chan
(Wow, this thread is nine years old.)
>>583
Who names their kid "Itchy Nose" anyway?
>>589
A show about how dirty the human body is.
Planetes.
>>592
do you mean dirty as in muddy or dirty as in perverted?
>>593
Watch the show or even just read about it.
>>592
The characters could be more developed, a lot of the social commentaries are ham fisted, the humour falls flat more often than not, status quo is god so there's not much tension and the romance was laden with forced drama.
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
The writers only told and did very little showing; the space battles were samey; antagonists(who are variable) are consistently stupid; the animation is incredibly unreliable and mercurial; tactical 'skill' in the universe requires nothing more than a lack of mental retardation and a elementary level geometry knowledge; the show ran for the better part of a season without most of it's meaningful characters; Reuenthal and the writers get bored with his standing for no reason; the battles serve the plot, which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it makes a lot of battles stupid and they lose stakes.
Shin Sekai Yori
Why is this thread alive again?
>>598
because this place is a ghost-town.
>>596
Just another coming of age story with superpowers.
Space Patrol Luluco.
Isn't that an American cartoon?
Azumanga Daioh.
>>603
The artstyle is shit.
Mobile Suit Gundam.
Mecha genre is gay.
TTGL.
Not enough dakka.
Mind Game.
Complete mind****ery.
Kuroko no Basket.
Anime about sports are boring and overall gay unless the mc is a cute tomboy.
Princess Mononoke.
Anime where the mc is a cute tomboy are boring and overall gay unless about sports.
Cross Game
4chan plays baseball.
Porco Rosso.
Anime where the mc is a cute pigboy are boring and overall gay unless about augmented reality.
Accel World
Cartman.
To Aru Majutsu no Index
Railgun was better.
Girl's Last Tour
The title makes it sound like it's about a band but it isn't.
Detroit Metal City
Lazy writers could only come up with 13 minute episodes.
Requiem for the Phantom
The book is better.
Kanon 06.
Convoluted plot with horribly executed ending
Space Battleship Yamato
Flying around the unverise in an enormous dildo
Ping-Pong Club
Why watch a bunch of chinks play table tennis
Rozen Maiden
Just because they're dolls doesn't mean you're not jerking it to children.
Welcome to the NHK
Otaku pandering garbage
Ojamajo Doremi
Those foreheads should be banned under the Geneva Convention.
Neon Genesis Evangelion (©2019 Netflix, Inc.)
The only reason people know or care about this pretentious schlock is because of rumors about its creator being an emo
Bomberman Jetters
I had to look this one up. So why watch bomb toting aliens live their boring everyday life?
Serial Experiments Lain
Misleading title; there are no scientific investigations of cereal.
Suzumiya Haruhi no Shōshitsu (that's the movie)
Garbage wapanese bait
Super Milk Chan
Garbage american cartoon wannabe
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Edgy garbage american cartoon wannabe
Monogatari Series
Fuck that is one generic art style
Coji-Coji
Japanese normalfag garbage
Lucky Stat
Inexistent age to body connection that haunts you all the time.
Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari
Written, funded and animated for incels by incels.
Perfect Blue
Pretentious /a/fag garbage
Dotto! Koni-chan
Fat acceptance propaganda
Lord El-Melloi II Case Files
Sneed's Feed and Seed
formerly Chuck's
Thread officially ruined. It was a good twelve years, pack it up everybody
Too pessimistic
Chargeman Ken
Sadly littor cow isn't an anime and when I looked it up all I got were anime cow girls, so therefore it is shit.
Hamatora
Japanese X-Men ripoffs are doomed to failure because there is no Japanese Patrick Stewart.
why
Serial Experiments Lain
Pretentious, stretched out arthouse indie film; online fanbase is full of sexually confused underaged html "devs"
Marie & Gully
Neither "Nothing to niipah about" nor "Star Drek: Pick-ass (Star Trek: Picard)" sound like titles to good anime.
Shirobako
>>644
There wasn't enough of focus put on donuts and best girl Erika.
Hikyou Tanken Fam & Ihrlie
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
>Ruin Explorers Fam and Ihrlie
You spelt SLAYERS wrong.
>best girl Erika.
Erika is the worst girl in any series;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLjOVC7ycY
GIRLS UND PANZER
Uzaki time.
>>648
Generic anime about a girl with big boobs
Martian Successor Nadesico
A vast number of late '90s hentai artists wasted their prime years ritualistically drawing Ruri Hoshino's homely physique, again and again, when they could have been wielding their masterful talents upon much hotter anime babes like Misato Katsuragi. The vintage porno losses that humankind suffered on account of Martian Successor Nadesico's existence are nigh incalculable.
Cutey Honey Flash
>>650
Too many women with weird hair
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
>>652
Had potential with two hot girls, but animation was only good for like 2 scenes and the fanart was easier to cum to
Sword Art Online
>>653
I didn't watch this, but I did read five of the Light Novels on a recommendation from a friend, with the assurance that it "gets good". It did not. Rather, it got very cringey and felt rather like I was reading self-insert fanfiction. Like Nasu's H-Scenes but without such a colourful vocabulary.
Patema Inverted