ITT we tell the poster above us why their favorite anime sucks (655)

1 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-03-06 07:15 ID:q3Vd1Sli This thread was merged from the former /anime/ board. You can view the archive here.

For example, assuming >>0's favorite was Looney Tunes: That's not an anime, dumbshit. However, it is crippled by lack of a central plot, nonexistant character development, and inability to focus on a single set of characters.

My fave: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.

2 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-03-06 13:29 ID:2iZ4Yzwi

I SUCKS BECAUSE IS SUCKS LOLZ

MAI FAVE IS HARUHI AND NO 1 CAN MAK FUN OV DAT SHO ITZ BAD AZZ

3 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-03-06 14:01 ID:Y9CW7mWI

haruhi tries way too hard and is way too fucking cutesy (gay all-around really)

NOW BERSERK...YOU CANT FUCK WITH BERSERK KID

4 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-03-06 19:50 ID:Heaven

/a/ hates your anime. That's why it sucks!

5 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-03-10 07:28 ID:ciD6F59k

>>4 has no anime, therefore >>4 sucks.

6 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-03-10 21:44 ID:Heaven

So does >>5

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's

7 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-10 07:03 ID:A5gnOjtd

>>6
I'm not really into pokemon.

8 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-10 09:58 ID:DeRodeEK

>>7 iz za fap king
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap faggot

9 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-10 09:58 ID:DeRodeEK

>>8 iz zo cool

10 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-10 09:58 ID:DeRodeEK

>>9 rockz

11 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-10 11:10 ID:Vb/+45kK

>>8-10 seems to not understand the concept of this thread.

12 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-10 18:51 ID:adPIAuSf

the one above did not insert favorite anime either, therefore fail.

Gunm (Battle Angel Alita)

13 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-10 21:04 ID:6lEwx1+b

It sucks because I haven't watched it.

Lamune, its sooooo relaxing to watch....

14 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-11 09:07 ID:Heaven

Lamune is a nasty ass soda for wapanese losers. What's with that bottle?

Coke Geass is always refreshing, though.

15 Name: american otaku : 2007-04-12 05:27 ID:btFvHK1Z

did you really start a thread here about that. i know you and have seen you before dumb ass

16 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-19 12:39 ID:Heaven

Full Metal Alchemist (it sucks because it's not as good as the manga?).

17 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-04-20 18:08 ID:OFgHtd7S

Main characters die horribly.

Unless movies count as anime(in which case I'd be choosing Princess Mononoke/anything by Studio Ghibli) then it's way too hard for me to choose. So I'll just throw in something you'll sure have fun critisizing.
Pokémon. First anime I ever saw when I was quite young.

DON'T JUDGE ME. D:<

18 Name: mamushi_72_sai : 2007-05-02 04:29 ID:AGf+b0iN

pokemon sucks cuz when I lived in tokyo It gave me a seizure. and now i cant move the left side of my face.

19 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-02 07:50 ID:Heaven

mamushi_72_sai's suckage is self-evident.

slayers

20 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-05 01:39 ID:xLTpwY+b

It sucks because the main girl character has freaky eyes.

Haruhi Suzumiya?

21 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-05 02:20 ID:YC58mz/3

You are all wapanese fagots

/thread

22 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-05 05:23 ID:zYk0LAhr

Not an anime, therefore it sucks automatically.

Rozen Maiden

23 Name: Mich The Weird : 2007-05-05 16:53 ID:xLTpwY+b

Because I know next to nothing about it.

One Piece (my real favorite, before I was just trying to see what type of reply I'd get).

24 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-05 17:10 ID:nlyDKFMp

^Cool animation and style in general, but too "lol shonen jump hey let's NEVER STOP THIS EVER"

I'm currently enjoying Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

25 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-05 22:15 ID:zYk0LAhr

ALL THE GIRLS SUCK

I LIKE ANY SERIES THAT HAS ONLY BOYS IN IT

26 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-05 23:39 ID:eKWODN/e

^Sucks because there's no girls in it.

I love Vandread. That anime rules.

27 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-09 06:19 ID:djs2yJy2

sucks because I never watched it

doraemon, no way this can suck.

28 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-09 09:38 ID:Heaven

>>27
Sucks because it goes on for over a thousand episode and the stories are all the same. People complain about shounen copypasta, but this is even worse.

Mushishi.

29 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-09 12:38 ID:byAaC/51

I mean, wtf is mushishi....
ok wikipedia it "The series implemented several unusual techniques, including disjointed storyline and no official ending theme or animation."

disjointed storyline? for real? ok there you have it.

Jigoku Shoujo. I've got a strawdoll ready for >>30 already so watch it!

30 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-09 22:09 ID:nlyDKFMp

Really. Really. Really. Boring. Boring animation, blantant loli appeal, nothing too brilliant about the story.

Digi Charat

31 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-10 00:01 ID:Heaven

LOL! You only watch it for the bunny girl's big boobs, admit it.

School Rumble.

32 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-10 06:15 ID:TB3Mvi6H

absolute crap because now every time I see Eri I think of sex

galaxy angel

33 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-10 15:54 ID:nlyDKFMp

>>LOL! You only watch it for the bunny girl's big boobs, admit it.

Shhh. Shhh. ;-*

>>32
Would've been better if it were all just comedy.

I'll say Mushishi as well.

34 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-10 20:57 ID:6lEwx1+b

A = one-eyed white hair freak.
B = victim.

A: hello, my mom just died.
B: Mushi-des!

A: how do I harvest rice?
B: Mushi-des!

A: My girlfreind wont let me stick it in her.
B: Mushi-des!

35 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-11 05:02 ID:Heaven

Your favorite anime is so crap you won't even admit watching it.

Ah! My Goddess

36 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-15 02:01 ID:tvcWN9Ni

OVA was good, comics are funny, TV series.....CRAP!

Honey & Clover

37 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-15 15:58 ID:Rv8x3FJt

Shitty girly drawing style.

Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san

38 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-15 16:42 ID:kBVn9GEG

Better drawing style perhaps, obviously a zero story deal.

Paranoia complex

39 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-15 23:30 ID:Heaven

The lack of attention span in Masaru-san means he can't be a true hero to live your life by.

Unlike:

Great Teacher Onizuka

40 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-16 07:31 ID:ylmi5S+0

noo cant try to criticize GTO ;_;
lack of Urumi in live action.

now, Fate/Stay Night.

41 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-16 13:45 ID:/nOSZHg2

lol, best CG evar!!! time to recharge mana, shirou

Fullmetal Alchemist

42 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-17 06:41 ID:E89fZvk1

A gay robot for a brother. Poor Ed.

Azumanga Daioh.

43 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-17 13:56 ID:YC58mz/3

Stupid kids' garbage, only a 12 year old girl should watch it.

Lucky Star

44 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-17 17:39 ID:taDnsj6K

I buy sausage? I don't think so, Tim.

Bobobobo Bobobo.

45 Name: Amerowolf : 2007-05-17 19:49 ID:XMz1IbkU

Bobobobo bobobo 'Nuff Said.

Darker Than Black.

46 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-17 20:33 ID:taDnsj6K

You mean infrared, lol

Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge

47 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-18 12:21 ID:OsdyEAF1

Cuts corners with even main characters being paper cutouts half the time.

Oishinbo

48 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-19 00:20 ID:7Up49dv6

Dragged on too fucking long.

Zipang

49 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-21 14:48 ID:4eRlFanJ

Too nationalist.

Kamichu!

50 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-21 17:10 ID:PZqbtyDZ

The main girl's voice was sooooo irritating I stopped before ep1 ended. >_<

Pia Carrot.

51 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-22 11:51 ID:himWkE7O

The second game refuses to play on my Dreamcast, therefore all animu based on it must suck balls.

Excel Saga

52 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-23 16:57 ID:cWHpnMXH

The dub voices are screechy.

Otaku no Video

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54 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-24 14:03 ID:5Xi97/x8

Otaku nerd faggot no life loser.

NHK ni Youkoso / Mushishi

55 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-24 16:15 ID:4eRlFanJ

Gonzo animation / some episodes substitute nonsense for philosophicalism

Darker than Black

56 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-24 19:16 ID:SJYrVKTl

Actually I think this show looks to be one of the best spring/summer 07 releases ... I mean eww psychics are despicable people!

Mai Hime

57 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-24 19:17 ID:SwEu0K3o

Hooray, yet another uninspired fighting girls show.

Paranoia Agent

58 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-24 19:29 ID:SJYrVKTl

Oddly strung together,garbled existential soup.

NieA under 7

59 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-24 20:02 ID:PZqbtyDZ

Someone wakes me up when the action starts... oh, it's over? What was the point of the "story"?

Claymore.

60 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 00:45 ID:4rif4d67

Never heard of it, so it sucks.

G Gundam.

61 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 01:26 ID:TB3Mvi6H

>>60 you have GOT to be kidding.....

Patlabor

62 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 02:05 ID:PZqbtyDZ

Yawn... Ugly faces, boring story.

Iria.

63 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 02:15 ID:SJYrVKTl

Every time I remember that show I think of the mole she has under her eye rather than actually remembering what the story was about... that pretty much sums it up...

Serial Experiments Lain

64 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 03:22 ID:f4XeEKhB

After observing fan reception of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yasuyuki Ueda theorized that if he threw whatever random shit came to mind into an anime series without rhyme or reason, people would call it "deep" and "thought-provoking." He was proven correct.

.hack//SIGN

65 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 05:35 ID:0IXP93rc

"deep" and "thought-provoking", and drags on like a queen

KareKano

66 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 09:57 ID:4rif4d67

Too many episodes consisting of nothing but recounting the story so far.

Fruits Basket

67 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 13:35 ID:SJYrVKTl

The title itself always bugs me with is upsetting usage of plurals.

Claymore

68 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 17:00 ID:zYk0LAhr

Already done before, therefore it's shit.

Gravitation.

69 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 19:54 ID:I9rgXRig

Too much bad music... and too much gravity.

DAICON IV

70 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 20:56 ID:SWWiONpL

I don't like radishes, much less 4 of them

Captain Harlock

71 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 21:01 ID:X+LlEhTf

Doesn't stick to a single way of spelling the title.

Mahoraba.

72 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 21:27 ID:zseDR/7a

Had no onsen episode.

Lensman

73 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-25 22:06 ID:d8ti5rnA

The dub.

Macross 7

74 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-26 01:29 ID:PZqbtyDZ

"Listen to my crappy sooooooong!" A waste of a good character design, a waste of time, a waste of plot... need I go on?

Photon.

75 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-26 16:11 ID:d8ti5rnA

Not as amazing as other things with the name "Photon".

Odin: Photon Space Sailer [sic] Starlight

76 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-26 21:15 ID:zseDR/7a

Spelling sucks, also too much Engrish.

Kore ga Watashi no Goshujin-sama (He is My Master)

77 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-27 05:25 ID:d8ti5rnA

> Spelling sucks, also too much Engrish.

My god, man, there's so much more.

http://animejump.com/index.php?module=prodreviews&func=showcontent&id=395

Also, HiMM never realized its pornographic potential.

ROD the OVA

78 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-27 08:56 ID:MkPjyHCP

Bad mashup of X-Men and James Bond movies, though Yomiko sure is cute.

Adventures of Maya the Honeybee

79 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-28 00:30 ID:0IXP93rc

crap for having a crap title

Uchuu no Stellvia

80 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-28 02:07 ID:PZqbtyDZ

Those girls should seek a competent doctor for their PMS problems.

El-Hazard.

81 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-28 08:52 ID:EVQBNRH3

Most annoying evil laugh in the history of mankind. Still, it was good for a laugh in his Pretty Sammy cameo.

Pretty Sammy

82 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-28 16:26 ID:uapkbUmr

Pandering moemoe pedobait.

Crest of the Stars

83 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-28 17:15 ID:PZqbtyDZ

Couldn't they have hired an Abh translator instead of forcing Japanese voices to fake-and-mumble their way thru that horrible Abh language at the beginning?

Future Boy Conan.

84 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-28 17:22 ID:eJ25YTh3

Often gets confused with Detective Conan.

Let's Nupu Nupu

85 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-29 00:50 ID:0IXP93rc

craptatstic title

chrno crusade

86 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-29 01:35 ID:FOhPlDT4

>craptatstic title

War in the pocket

87 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-29 09:01 ID:N0FmqhBb

>>85
Main character looks too much like Bridget without being a trap.
>>86
Was made in the 80s. 'Nuff said.

Kanon

88 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-29 13:44 ID:799K2HtW

Was made after the golden age of anime. 'Nuff said.

Escaflowne

89 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-29 14:09 ID:uTDN0ax8

Dragons and schoolgirls and bishies, oh my!

M.D. Geist

90 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-30 04:38 ID:NINa8uln

Misleading title, it's not about a ghost doctor

Gurren Lagann

91 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-30 12:37 ID:YAZ/p+Nv

Gurren Lagann. Need I say more?

Heidi

92 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-30 13:57 ID:DFqRVkMF

About a little pussy man-looking girl/child who solves problems with feelings...

Gankutsuoh

93 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-30 14:34 ID:PZqbtyDZ

Manly start, gay-ed ending. Or should I say Gonzo-ed ending?

Shamanic Princess.

94 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-31 10:21 ID:J51D50qw

Drawing style royally sucked, also the voice of the main character grated on my nerves.

GaoGaiGar

95 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-31 13:15 ID:f4XeEKhB

Needed more delicious flat chest.

Tsukuyomi

96 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-31 14:52 ID:Nyjyl9oX

Most difficult opening song lyrics to memorize EVER.

Great Teacher Onizuka

97 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-31 17:36 ID:kVz7goQx

Not enough ribbons.

Kiddy Grade

98 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-31 18:52 ID:PZqbtyDZ

I liked it but they are people who said it's bad so I'm not sure anymore.

Hana Yori Dango.

99 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-31 19:18 ID:nKZI6Zs7

Too shoujo for my tastes.

Hokuto no Ken

100 Name: Random Anime Otaku : 2007-05-31 19:41 ID:dxIuUt/4

a bit too homo erotic for my tastes.

NHK ni youkoso

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