Opinions on Girls Who Fart (97)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-21 09:18 ID:/LLTUATx This thread was merged from the former /love/ board. You can view the archive here.

I was wondering what everyone's opinion is on girls who fart, poop, pick their noses, realistic girls who populate a majority of the world compared to the less than 10 percent of ideal girls who are refined, pretty, kind, and have all those good qualities. How much etiquette must a girl maintain in front of a guy and for how long before she can let the unflattering stuff show through(i.e. like asking to go to the bathroom at a guy's house and doing a number two, or letting a guy see her legs....UNSHAVED??!! GASP **Sorry in advance if this thread belongs someplace else

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-21 10:00 ID:Heaven

those girls don't exist. gtfo.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-21 10:13 ID:Heaven

wtf do you want to know

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-21 11:31 ID:Bj9vQ0Sf

Lol. Sounds like someone needs to let her hair down. Relax, if you don't want to win a super-agressive, wealthy, go-getter you don't have to be a beauty queen to get him. Actually, if you set yourself up as too perfect then it will call more negative attention to your all too human flaws when they come out. On the first date be: PROFESIONAL (though not to the degree that it implies coldness) treat it like an exceptionaly freindly low pressure job interview. It's even okay to fart on the first date if you say: "excuse me." If you are not a tidy person you need to start being honest about this in your choice of dress by the third date or so.
By the third date (or even the second if you are both good at stating your desires) you should have exchanged enough information and assurances of one anothers value that he will not take the relaxing of your dress code as a reduction in interest in him, but as the timed expiration of that first date (and sometimes second date) rule to: "dress your best."
I make it sound more complex than it is. Just: R.E.L.A.X.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-21 11:55 ID:E8371YTd

girls cannot fart evar: It just completely goes against the whole stereotypical view of pure and feminine beauty. Guys are rough and masculine, honest and fair.... maybe if you can't find a guy who doesn't meet all that, then you might be able to make a compromise on what expectations you don't have to meet.

6 Name: Chill-Anon : 2006-06-21 17:08 ID:yY42R/8I

Love someone for who they are.

7 Name: KIRA : 2006-06-21 19:01 ID:z+WXBouH

its just weird if that happens, guys sees girls having non of these traits, and we like to keep it like that... its a big turn-off if that happens, but determines what kind of guy u go after, really it depends on the person.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-21 23:35 ID:zeAWnAXy

A girl should maintain etiquette at all times in front of men and anyone else. It is just disgusting when anyone openly does the things you mentioned. It is okay to relax around the one you love but not be a boor and do crude things.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-22 00:22 ID:E8371YTd

don't worry about a number two though, except perhaps if you have serious intestinal problems. if you gotta go, you gotta go, and probably you can do it quite discretely. I dunno. Concerning these things, don't do anything different than you would around your female friends... seems pretty obvious as Im saying it...

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-22 10:52 ID:LLsx8U8L

Hey don't worry to much about it, a friend of mine continually burps etc.. in front of me, but I still love her to bits.
It shows me that she is comfortable enough around me to relax and be herself.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-23 22:29 ID:Heaven

Yukorin, vanilla, blabla

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-28 00:50 ID:hGoFoWVw

You're right. If a girl breaks the air, no one will take care of it so much as long as her fart smells vanilla-scented.
The idea has been spreading rapidly at least in Japan.

Don't you think you like it when a girl blushes because she cuts the cheese in front of a boyfriend?

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-29 23:26 ID:Heaven

I've heard before that burping makes you more awkward and rude than fart does in Western nations. Is that true?

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-06-30 09:57 ID:k/DqPWuG

oh lord what a hilarious thread

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 02:51 ID:GsQaFFn1

>>13 i think it's the other way around....farting is worse than burping

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 09:20 ID:Heaven

Is that true? Then Westerners seems to be misunderstood...

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 10:02 ID:Heaven

>46 :名無しさん@英語勉強中 :2006/07/02(日) 09:48:41
>I believe fart can change the world.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-02 10:16 ID:Heaven

English speakers use "a number two" to imply farting? I wonder if there's a number one and three. And if they exist, then could you tell me what they mean?

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-03 03:31 ID:Heaven

>>18 uh, actually isn't "number 2" used to imply taking a crap? and "number one" is peeing. There is no "number three". Farting is just....farting.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-04 13:32 ID:Heaven

Thanks a lot. The information is interesting to me. I didn't know a crap was a thing you took. I thought you gave it out. The English language is full of wonder.

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-05 06:57 ID:Heaven

No problem if your fart is soundless and smells of nothing short of the air.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-10 06:44 ID:Heaven

Awful-smelling fart makes your boyfriend flee from you.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-10 10:43 ID:HiptKWQM

lol, this thread is full of virgins. If you and the girl are comfortable enough to fart in front of each other, then your relationship is doing just fine. Women shouldn't fart? lol! Farting is a natural thing, just like menstruation(sp?), nose picking, etc... Once you get married/live together, you'll see nothing but the natural side of women. Again, be glad, because if she's always putting up a front, who knows what else she's hiding from you...

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-10 21:10 ID:/98b2paT

>>20 hahaha, to "take a crap" means to...crap. so yeah, it is giving it out, basically.

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-11 00:46 ID:hzr9b5Bh

Guys don't need to walk around farting in peoples faces, throwing krusties around them and scratching their crotches before giving a handshake either. Both men and women should have some etiquette and manners, it doesn't hurt anyone.

Whats more important though is morality. If I girl farts in my presence I can deal with it, and if it was a mistake I would make sure she wouldn't need to feel like sinking through the ground. If I hear a girl talking shit about someone though, thats worse than her force-breathing rotten-ass breath right in my face, telling me I love it. It's motherfucking disgusting. So to you girls wanting to be proper, don't slander ANYONE, don't talk shit in general and mind your words. I know there are a lot of asshole guys that don't care and act the same way, but people like me are around, and we take notice and never forget. Remember that if you one day would find yourself having a crush on any of us. I've passed down many beautiful and generally nice girls for lacking proper morality, I've done that even if I've had a crush on them in return.

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-11 23:55 ID:J6RslvOX

My most recent ex asked to go to the bathroom, went number 2, and then dumped me later that night.

She totally owned me.

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-11 23:57 ID:J6RslvOX

My sister was dating some guy, and they were so close it was gross. Maybe the guy was taking a shower and she would go number dos in the same bathroom. Shit like that. Holy hell.
But damn, they went out for a long time, and the only reason they aren't going out now is because he moved away for a few months.

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-12 10:27 ID:Heaven

I would do stuff like that with a girl I liked, after it got so far.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-17 19:00 ID:Heaven

I think it is also a matter of debate how many times a day you fart in front of a boyfriend. Someone might say once in a day is acceptable, but more than once isn't bearable. So I want to know how many times do you think sound ok with you.

30 Name: Andrei : 2006-07-21 00:28 ID:y8p/hDYu

I have a female (platonic) friend that has talked to me a few times while she's doin' her business... It's strange but funny...

Me: "Hey Lauren, you gonna be there tonight?"
Lauren: "Yeah sure... grunts Ahhhh... Is your girlfriend coming tonight?"
Me: "She sure is!"
Lauren: "Awesome! Well... Hold up, wiping... Alright, I'll see you tonight... flush"

I don't know whether to find it cool because she's so care-free about it, or be disgusted by it.

31 Name: Yarr : 2006-07-22 19:33 ID:DjlIVbDQ

One of the things I really like about my gf is that we are totally open about things like farting. It feels nice to be that uninhibited - we have agreed just to behave as we would when alone.

So we happily fart, pick noses, etc in front of each other (it's quite funny when we're cuddled in bed and I can tell she's about to fart on me because she tenses up. Then we both have a giggle if it really pongs :)

Oh, and as for number 2s... we happily go to the bathroom together for those. Of course we flush in between each of us going, but it totally puts her off when I randomly kiss her when she's trying to crap :D

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-23 06:02 ID:qeu46W5A


High expectations, but I suppose it depends if a zero tolerence rule is applied, meaning no complaining about even immediate family or if there's a real reason. I feel that would be asking for a saint's level of tolerence at least. O_o

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-23 06:05 ID:qeu46W5A

>>27 Sort of weird there... But they must be *really* comfortable to do that.

>>31 That must really put her off her game (like you'd said). ;) That's weird, but it looks like it works. ;)

34 Name: Troll : 2006-07-27 04:39 ID:nBAwwIuM

>>1, girls will always be girls even if they're not acting like one. They're only human so it's only normal to fart (accidents happen, and of course farts smell bad), woman who fart (in a nice way) when it bothers them are better than those who try to suppress it even though they know that it's futile anyway, in my own opinion anyway. It's kinda unfair for the girls if you look at them lower because of petty reasons like farting freely (and the likes). I know that it doesn't really look good on them but it's just unfair because it's ok for us guys to fart. :D

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-30 01:25 ID:QpeM/3T3

girls hate geting there asses slapped. Fact. Reason: they hold all the farts in all day then go home go to the bathroom and fart their asses off.

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-30 07:28 ID:O8sKbWpk


37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-30 15:12 ID:Wu2LhEba


No, I think that only happens in hentai.

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-01 00:50 ID:j2I9IWFb

Ah, that's the kind of easygoing yet intimate relationship I'd like to have~

39 Name: QWERTY : 2006-08-07 13:58 ID:rGNBm1xD

Burpings cyoote :D

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-08 03:46 ID:yxJ4S4mb

There is nothing wrong with girls farting, it is just wrong when girls or guys fart and such and laugh carry on and make themselves out to be a filthy person.

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-09 05:03 ID:/804amD9

so wait, are you talking about girls taking a shit in front of you? i don't understand...

42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-09 10:04 ID:Heaven


43 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 23:49 ID:PGosS+64

I enjoy it

44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 00:16 ID:j2I9IWFb

FFS, you don't have to bump it if that's all you're going to add. Sage doesn't matter here anyway, threads can be bumped until they reach the 1000 post limit and are closed.

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 03:32 ID:E8371YTd

apples are healthy for you, but don't eat too many. You'll be able to compete with a medium sized chemical waste incinerator

46 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 03:33 ID:E8371YTd

now that we're at it, do you people know other foods that stimulate gas? so we can be more careful about it.

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 03:34 ID:Oy5b0bGU

Yes girls love to poop because it is like anal sex.

48 Name: Tanuka : 2006-08-20 15:48 ID:tgaVpATY

>>47 Anal sex is bad ):

Why should burping or crapping or picking your nose or even farting be a problem? Except for farting -which I don't do because this really must be uncomfortable and it sometimes leaves such odor..- I do this if I need to, I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do. I have to accept most people where I live think I should have more manners, but I do what I feel like. It's not that I do it in purpose, because if I know it makes someone uncomfortable I will try to avoid it, but if the person I'm with actually knows me AND has accepted me as I am, then hell, if I have this scratchy feeling in my nose I will try to make it dissapear, and if I had a coke then I'll burp. Not to say I'm pretty or appealing or anything at all (I think I'm ugly, but I also have a bit of a self-esteem problem), I've had four relationships and tons of guys having a crush on me. When I ask them why have they been interested in me, most said "because you're true. You don't go using fancy clothing, wearing make-up, and behaving like a girly girl. You are tough, rough, and sincere. You don't giggling like an idiot when talkig to the hot guy. You just are yourself, and that's fantasting".

And about the crap thing.. My current mate has known me for more than 4 years now, he's my best friend and lover and knows me the way I am. Yes, he's seen me OMGUNSHAVED, and I have gone to his bathroom and take as many craps as I feel like. We've bathed together, or I've gone and peed (?) while he's brushing his teeth. And honestly, we couldn't be happier. In the end, what matters is the love, not the manners.

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 18:29 ID:E8371YTd

Anal sex is bad because it involves a blunt object stabbing at the direction of your heart. No wait. Its bad because Jesus is not recorded ever to have had anal sex either , so that's why. No wait. Its bad because requires you to relax your rectal muscles, which render you incontinent during the whole sodomical exercise.

Anyway, the subject is farting. I'd like to say discrete. If you do things discretely, nobody gets offended. Seriously, If you take an elephant dump on that new white couch while visiting the Joneses next door for tea, as long as you do it discretely, its no biggie. Discrete means you show in your behaviour that you are aware and careful with the people and their personal space around you. You are making sure that you do not disturb them too much. So fart, but do it discretely.

50 Name: Tanuka : 2006-08-20 18:39 ID:Heaven

>>49 No, anal sex is bad because you later regret it while trying to take a crap. Srsly, now I respect gay people a little more.

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 22:21 ID:Heaven


Consciously messing up your shithole is a basis for respect? I had yet to learn...

52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 10:43 ID:E8371YTd

>>50 that still sounds better than taking a crap while you're trying not to ;)

53 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-03 06:26 ID:066haZjB


54 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-14 10:03 ID:DqaWk+C8

So what I can gather is that it is okay for girls to fart as long as they do it discreetly? Or does it depend on what kind of relationship it is too?
What if you married someone and felt obligated to never fart or pick your noses in front of each other..

55 Name: Diamonds : 2006-09-22 16:25 ID:Uu93CnHr

No way why can't girls fart? I think itz pretty cute. See we'v all been too caught up in culture n tradition. They think girls should be like Miss world. Perfect (Well mannered, model thin, smart, talented, pretty etc etc)the whole world thinks girls should not do this n that. Poor things. They used to be discriminated against too. So why don't we give them a lil freedom.

56 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-22 21:06 ID:Heaven

It depends. If it was a fat, ugly, or otherwise below average girl, I wouldn't like it.

If she was cute (like Yukorin or Misaki-chan~) it would be sort of cute.

57 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-02 16:19 ID:AxLTOWpn



58 Name: Ron "The Truth" Killings : 2006-10-02 19:53 ID:gnQfPgI8

Men don't go around picking their nose, shitting their pants, and throwing up on people. Women shouldn't either. That shit is fucking disgusting. It don't matter what race you is do that shit in the privacy of your own home. Unless you're married and that would be different.

59 Name: Lizzy : 2007-01-20 20:08 ID:cCbQiyDD

Yes girls do fart and I am proof! hahaha www.Queenoffarts.com I also have a FREE Fart Forum for those who are interested: http://www.sexymisslizz.com/phpBB/index.php


60 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-20 20:19 ID:Heaven


61 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-20 20:49 ID:Heaven


62 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-20 22:15 ID:A8Wmyq5j

Don't visit Lizzy's site, she is racist.

63 Name: Portapaht : 2007-01-20 22:59 ID:7EQon/f7

Lizzy isn't racist. You have no reason to say so.

64 Name: fart man : 2007-01-21 04:50 ID:T7sOz5a9

they can fart, if it happens accidentaly. but not picking their noses, because it isnt "oh, excuse me, it was an accident" thing.

but i hate when girls fart everywhere all the time. for example, when we have dinner or sex. thats totally goes against certain level of manners everyone should have, no matter if the person is a guy or girl.

65 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-21 07:25 ID:Heaven

>>64 >when we have dinner or sex

keep dreamin'

aside from that I would think fart man would be fond of farts??

66 Name: fart man : 2007-01-21 07:35 ID:T7sOz5a9


>keep dreamin'

im not saying "we" means i and my girl friend. i meant couples in general.

>aside from that I would think fart man would be fond of farts??

yes, i love to fart. i should have some problems on my colon, coz i find it hard to stop farting all the time even if im quite happy with that.

67 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-21 12:06 ID:Heaven


Please don't feed the troll.

68 Name: Farrah : 2007-01-21 13:39 ID:Kn6ZVtE5

Yes ladies definately do fart and burp!

69 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-21 17:06 ID:A8Wmyq5j

Don't visit Farrah's site. She's is racist.

70 Name: fart man : 2007-01-24 03:14 ID:T7sOz5a9

why dont u ask fart man to solve ur problem??

71 Name: fart man : 2007-01-24 03:39 ID:T7sOz5a9

by the way, why do we have to go out with girls who farts all the time, in the first place?

72 Name: Peter : 2007-02-05 04:28 ID:0JYj58v4

excuse me everybody but i have a very strong fetish for girls farting, but specially to Japanese girls.. they are sweet... fuck i dont know what else to say but i would like one of them to do that on my face while i rub her ass with my nose

73 Name: fart man : 2007-02-05 08:51 ID:T7sOz5a9

u must be a pervert

74 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 09:25 ID:4A5Wxtbs

Do whatever you want. Ultimately life is about being happy.

However, I (a guy) am in no way obligated to accept you for what you are. I wouldn't spend any time or effort on a chick who isn't ladylike.

As such, it comes down to "if you want to be with me, you must xyz." Note that this is different from "if you love me, you'll..."

I want A and B and C. If you can't give me those things, I'll find a girl who can. I'm not going to sacrifice my happiness for yours.

75 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 18:48 ID:okjZqGuC

whats everyones opinions on ladyhair then? saw in the paper on the train home today an article/editorial about women not shaving their pits and legs... if youre ok with them farting (and even shitting with you in the bathroom as well) then what about if your girlfriend chooses to go au naturelle?

76 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 18:58 ID:m1LN+QIK

I wonder why you all can't just let girls be how they want. thigs like farting is naturally and surly it's mostly possible to avoid but sometimes it doesn't work. I wonder if you prefer a girl never farts but gets bad stomache cramps instead it.
For hair I think it's also her desicion not yours. if you want to decide all of looking buy a barbie doll but stop playing with human girls.

77 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-06 01:56 ID:UqT8xkl6

Thinking that a woman (or a man) with hair in certain places is unattractive is a very normal, natural thing. Men shave their faces ritually in order to be attractive to the opposite sex. Although many women find groomed facial hair attractive, many do not. So what! Many men think that a woman with hairy legs or armpits is unattractive. OK, so what? Men and women are different. Plus, people think that having a "unibrow" is bad too. I can accept that.
The truth is that it's normal for people to have certain physical expectations of each other and the opposite sex in particular. Chances are if a girl farts in front of a guy, she's more embarrassed than he is turned off. If we want to be attractive, we all have to do a little bit. It shows respect to other people.

78 Name: fart man : 2007-02-06 15:27 ID:T7sOz5a9

u know, those who have never gone out with girls r usually not generous enough, and tend to stick to their own ideal.

79 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-07 06:51 ID:4A5Wxtbs

Women can do whatever they want! They're absolutely, positively free to do anything. But if a woman wants to date me, she must be ladylike. If that means "stomache cramps instead it," then so be it.

80 Name: fart man : 2007-02-07 18:15 ID:T7sOz5a9

r u upset?

81 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-08 12:53 ID:g66plcGD

As a girl, I fart as much as anyone. But I always get upset stomaches. They get triggered really easily (and it's not my diet as such). I think I have gastro.

Do you find me attractive?

82 Name: shaan : 2007-02-10 19:29 ID:izfkxJxh

would u like to eat my hot farts! nice smell

83 Name: hotaro : 2007-02-12 19:14 ID:f+NvC+Fd

i love to poop it's so fun and it burnz my time and my fat so if u don't like it go fuck a pig!

84 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-13 06:15 ID:2uScLNX1

>>1 girls who fart, poop, pick their noses

Typo: you mean girls. Just girls. That's like explaining that girls breathe.

85 Name: Someone : 2007-02-13 10:38 ID:lnGctatq

Well, as much as I would like a perfectly lady-like woman, it doesn't bother me if a woman farts or anything. I mean, everyone does it. I think it's more about the discreetness. Or something.

86 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-13 10:55 ID:Heaven

Lies! Girls do not breathe! They live on moonlight and sunlight, and eat nothing but nectar, that does not lead to bodily wastes! Sheesh, soon you're gonna say girls even bleed on a regular basis. Ignorant hobos, women are like human-sized, delicate faeries/elves! Their skin is perfect, the only hair they have on their bodies are on their head (and a tiny amount at the front below their abdomen), and they always smell like a summery meadow, fresh and sweet.

87 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-13 23:29 ID:dQZHzRh3

As a guy, I often find the women in fashion magazines to be downright repulsive. It may be just a matter of taste, but generally, I find that men are attracted to human being not immortal goddesses. They may worship a goddess, but would they dare date them? Hell no! Way too intimidating!

88 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-13 23:42 ID:Z5cBf1jM


It's not that a beauty model would seem intimidating to me, they come across as just plain boring. They have no apparent features to fall in love with, their so styled "perfect bodies" are too thin and usually plain, i.e. not too curvatious.

And if normal girls aren't enough superficial attention-whores, a fashion model aught to be even worse. Probably craving attention and recognition without abandon, for nothing more than their bodily features and good taste in clothing/makeup/hairstyle.

89 Name: Champion : 2007-03-03 03:43 ID:sEIf3AmT

Get a grip. who the fuck doesn't fart? but it's important to be as silent as possible when you fart.

90 Post deleted by moderator.

91 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-05 12:18 ID:Heaven

Man, anything but SCOOBY DOO D:

92 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-05 14:43 ID:Heaven

ITT raping childhoods

93 Name: fartman : 2007-05-06 14:50 ID:dT4cTt5r

my mom always fart on me.

94 Name: argg : 2007-05-08 22:24 ID:eQaHCU75

when you get a wife shes gona fart everyday...i hope you know that

95 Name: Rosey : 2007-05-09 17:46 ID:UGGVfKT9

i never fart infront of the bf,lol i just go to toilet,its not hard, although after two years I've done it by mistake like, twice, he just laughed, a bit awkward but hey.
I burp too, and i havent shaved my legs in a while but meh, i cant be bothered and he always say my legs feel smooth cause his are like POW not smooth,i picka t my nose a bit too, it gets itchy alot :p
i dont full on finger shove though O.O or eat the winnings,lmao

96 Name: Chua Yantung : 2012-03-13 06:37 ID:qK43qpDv

Uh-Oh,I think I'm gonna FART!Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....... Wow, That was the longest fart I ever made

97 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-13 17:39 ID:Heaven

>>96 this thread was totally worth digging up. Thanks.

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