I was wondering what everyone's opinion is on girls who fart, poop, pick their noses, realistic girls who populate a majority of the world compared to the less than 10 percent of ideal girls who are refined, pretty, kind, and have all those good qualities. How much etiquette must a girl maintain in front of a guy and for how long before she can let the unflattering stuff show through(i.e. like asking to go to the bathroom at a guy's house and doing a number two, or letting a guy see her legs....UNSHAVED??!! GASP **Sorry in advance if this thread belongs someplace else
>>47 Anal sex is bad ):
Why should burping or crapping or picking your nose or even farting be a problem? Except for farting -which I don't do because this really must be uncomfortable and it sometimes leaves such odor..- I do this if I need to, I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do. I have to accept most people where I live think I should have more manners, but I do what I feel like. It's not that I do it in purpose, because if I know it makes someone uncomfortable I will try to avoid it, but if the person I'm with actually knows me AND has accepted me as I am, then hell, if I have this scratchy feeling in my nose I will try to make it dissapear, and if I had a coke then I'll burp. Not to say I'm pretty or appealing or anything at all (I think I'm ugly, but I also have a bit of a self-esteem problem), I've had four relationships and tons of guys having a crush on me. When I ask them why have they been interested in me, most said "because you're true. You don't go using fancy clothing, wearing make-up, and behaving like a girly girl. You are tough, rough, and sincere. You don't giggling like an idiot when talkig to the hot guy. You just are yourself, and that's fantasting".
And about the crap thing.. My current mate has known me for more than 4 years now, he's my best friend and lover and knows me the way I am. Yes, he's seen me OMGUNSHAVED, and I have gone to his bathroom and take as many craps as I feel like. We've bathed together, or I've gone and peed (?) while he's brushing his teeth. And honestly, we couldn't be happier. In the end, what matters is the love, not the manners.
Anal sex is bad because it involves a blunt object stabbing at the direction of your heart. No wait. Its bad because Jesus is not recorded ever to have had anal sex either , so that's why. No wait. Its bad because requires you to relax your rectal muscles, which render you incontinent during the whole sodomical exercise.
Anyway, the subject is farting. I'd like to say discrete. If you do things discretely, nobody gets offended. Seriously, If you take an elephant dump on that new white couch while visiting the Joneses next door for tea, as long as you do it discretely, its no biggie. Discrete means you show in your behaviour that you are aware and careful with the people and their personal space around you. You are making sure that you do not disturb them too much. So fart, but do it discretely.
>>49 No, anal sex is bad because you later regret it while trying to take a crap. Srsly, now I respect gay people a little more.
Consciously messing up your shithole is a basis for respect? I had yet to learn...
>>50 that still sounds better than taking a crap while you're trying not to ;)
D:
So what I can gather is that it is okay for girls to fart as long as they do it discreetly? Or does it depend on what kind of relationship it is too?
What if you married someone and felt obligated to never fart or pick your noses in front of each other..
No way why can't girls fart? I think itz pretty cute. See we'v all been too caught up in culture n tradition. They think girls should be like Miss world. Perfect (Well mannered, model thin, smart, talented, pretty etc etc)the whole world thinks girls should not do this n that. Poor things. They used to be discriminated against too. So why don't we give them a lil freedom.
It depends. If it was a fat, ugly, or otherwise below average girl, I wouldn't like it.
If she was cute (like Yukorin or Misaki-chan~) it would be sort of cute.
Men don't go around picking their nose, shitting their pants, and throwing up on people. Women shouldn't either. That shit is fucking disgusting. It don't matter what race you is do that shit in the privacy of your own home. Unless you're married and that would be different.
Yes girls do fart and I am proof! hahaha www.Queenoffarts.com I also have a FREE Fart Forum for those who are interested: http://www.sexymisslizz.com/phpBB/index.php
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Don't visit Lizzy's site, she is racist.
Lizzy isn't racist. You have no reason to say so.
they can fart, if it happens accidentaly. but not picking their noses, because it isnt "oh, excuse me, it was an accident" thing.
but i hate when girls fart everywhere all the time. for example, when we have dinner or sex. thats totally goes against certain level of manners everyone should have, no matter if the person is a guy or girl.
>>64 >when we have dinner or sex
keep dreamin'
aside from that I would think fart man would be fond of farts??
>keep dreamin'
im not saying "we" means i and my girl friend. i meant couples in general.
>aside from that I would think fart man would be fond of farts??
yes, i love to fart. i should have some problems on my colon, coz i find it hard to stop farting all the time even if im quite happy with that.
Please don't feed the troll.
Yes ladies definately do fart and burp!
http://www.fartingsexy.com
Don't visit Farrah's site. She's is racist.
by the way, why do we have to go out with girls who farts all the time, in the first place?
excuse me everybody but i have a very strong fetish for girls farting, but specially to Japanese girls.. they are sweet... fuck i dont know what else to say but i would like one of them to do that on my face while i rub her ass with my nose
u must be a pervert
>>1
Do whatever you want. Ultimately life is about being happy.
However, I (a guy) am in no way obligated to accept you for what you are. I wouldn't spend any time or effort on a chick who isn't ladylike.
As such, it comes down to "if you want to be with me, you must xyz." Note that this is different from "if you love me, you'll..."
I want A and B and C. If you can't give me those things, I'll find a girl who can. I'm not going to sacrifice my happiness for yours.
whats everyones opinions on ladyhair then? saw in the paper on the train home today an article/editorial about women not shaving their pits and legs... if youre ok with them farting (and even shitting with you in the bathroom as well) then what about if your girlfriend chooses to go au naturelle?
I wonder why you all can't just let girls be how they want. thigs like farting is naturally and surly it's mostly possible to avoid but sometimes it doesn't work. I wonder if you prefer a girl never farts but gets bad stomache cramps instead it.
For hair I think it's also her desicion not yours. if you want to decide all of looking buy a barbie doll but stop playing with human girls.
>>76
Thinking that a woman (or a man) with hair in certain places is unattractive is a very normal, natural thing. Men shave their faces ritually in order to be attractive to the opposite sex. Although many women find groomed facial hair attractive, many do not. So what! Many men think that a woman with hairy legs or armpits is unattractive. OK, so what? Men and women are different. Plus, people think that having a "unibrow" is bad too. I can accept that.
The truth is that it's normal for people to have certain physical expectations of each other and the opposite sex in particular. Chances are if a girl farts in front of a guy, she's more embarrassed than he is turned off. If we want to be attractive, we all have to do a little bit. It shows respect to other people.
>>76
u know, those who have never gone out with girls r usually not generous enough, and tend to stick to their own ideal.
>>76
Women can do whatever they want! They're absolutely, positively free to do anything. But if a woman wants to date me, she must be ladylike. If that means "stomache cramps instead it," then so be it.
>>76
As a girl, I fart as much as anyone. But I always get upset stomaches. They get triggered really easily (and it's not my diet as such). I think I have gastro.
Do you find me attractive?
i love to poop it's so fun and it burnz my time and my fat so if u don't like it go fuck a pig!
>>1 girls who fart, poop, pick their noses
Typo: you mean girls. Just girls. That's like explaining that girls breathe.
Well, as much as I would like a perfectly lady-like woman, it doesn't bother me if a woman farts or anything. I mean, everyone does it. I think it's more about the discreetness. Or something.
>>84
Lies! Girls do not breathe! They live on moonlight and sunlight, and eat nothing but nectar, that does not lead to bodily wastes! Sheesh, soon you're gonna say girls even bleed on a regular basis. Ignorant hobos, women are like human-sized, delicate faeries/elves! Their skin is perfect, the only hair they have on their bodies are on their head (and a tiny amount at the front below their abdomen), and they always smell like a summery meadow, fresh and sweet.
As a guy, I often find the women in fashion magazines to be downright repulsive. It may be just a matter of taste, but generally, I find that men are attracted to human being not immortal goddesses. They may worship a goddess, but would they dare date them? Hell no! Way too intimidating!
It's not that a beauty model would seem intimidating to me, they come across as just plain boring. They have no apparent features to fall in love with, their so styled "perfect bodies" are too thin and usually plain, i.e. not too curvatious.
And if normal girls aren't enough superficial attention-whores, a fashion model aught to be even worse. Probably craving attention and recognition without abandon, for nothing more than their bodily features and good taste in clothing/makeup/hairstyle.
Get a grip. who the fuck doesn't fart? but it's important to be as silent as possible when you fart.
>>90
Man, anything but SCOOBY DOO D:
>>90
ITT raping childhoods
my mom always fart on me.
when you get a wife shes gona fart everyday...i hope you know that
i never fart infront of the bf,lol i just go to toilet,its not hard, although after two years I've done it by mistake like, twice, he just laughed, a bit awkward but hey.
I burp too, and i havent shaved my legs in a while but meh, i cant be bothered and he always say my legs feel smooth cause his are like POW not smooth,i picka t my nose a bit too, it gets itchy alot :p
i dont full on finger shove though O.O or eat the winnings,lmao
Uh-Oh,I think I'm gonna FART!Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....... Wow, That was the longest fart I ever made
>>96 this thread was totally worth digging up. Thanks.