I was wondering what everyone's opinion is on girls who fart, poop, pick their noses, realistic girls who populate a majority of the world compared to the less than 10 percent of ideal girls who are refined, pretty, kind, and have all those good qualities. How much etiquette must a girl maintain in front of a guy and for how long before she can let the unflattering stuff show through(i.e. like asking to go to the bathroom at a guy's house and doing a number two, or letting a guy see her legs....UNSHAVED??!! GASP **Sorry in advance if this thread belongs someplace else
those girls don't exist. gtfo.
wtf do you want to know
>>1
Lol. Sounds like someone needs to let her hair down. Relax, if you don't want to win a super-agressive, wealthy, go-getter you don't have to be a beauty queen to get him. Actually, if you set yourself up as too perfect then it will call more negative attention to your all too human flaws when they come out. On the first date be: PROFESIONAL (though not to the degree that it implies coldness) treat it like an exceptionaly freindly low pressure job interview. It's even okay to fart on the first date if you say: "excuse me." If you are not a tidy person you need to start being honest about this in your choice of dress by the third date or so.
By the third date (or even the second if you are both good at stating your desires) you should have exchanged enough information and assurances of one anothers value that he will not take the relaxing of your dress code as a reduction in interest in him, but as the timed expiration of that first date (and sometimes second date) rule to: "dress your best."
I make it sound more complex than it is. Just: R.E.L.A.X.
girls cannot fart evar: It just completely goes against the whole stereotypical view of pure and feminine beauty. Guys are rough and masculine, honest and fair.... maybe if you can't find a guy who doesn't meet all that, then you might be able to make a compromise on what expectations you don't have to meet.
Love someone for who they are.
its just weird if that happens, guys sees girls having non of these traits, and we like to keep it like that... its a big turn-off if that happens, but determines what kind of guy u go after, really it depends on the person.
A girl should maintain etiquette at all times in front of men and anyone else. It is just disgusting when anyone openly does the things you mentioned. It is okay to relax around the one you love but not be a boor and do crude things.
don't worry about a number two though, except perhaps if you have serious intestinal problems. if you gotta go, you gotta go, and probably you can do it quite discretely. I dunno. Concerning these things, don't do anything different than you would around your female friends... seems pretty obvious as Im saying it...
Hey don't worry to much about it, a friend of mine continually burps etc.. in front of me, but I still love her to bits.
It shows me that she is comfortable enough around me to relax and be herself.
Yukorin, vanilla, blabla
>>11
You're right. If a girl breaks the air, no one will take care of it so much as long as her fart smells vanilla-scented.
The idea has been spreading rapidly at least in Japan.
Don't you think you like it when a girl blushes because she cuts the cheese in front of a boyfriend?
I've heard before that burping makes you more awkward and rude than fart does in Western nations. Is that true?
oh lord what a hilarious thread
>>13 i think it's the other way around....farting is worse than burping
>>15
Is that true? Then Westerners seems to be misunderstood...
>46 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 ：2006/07/02(日) 09:48:41
>I believe fart can change the world.
English speakers use "a number two" to imply farting? I wonder if there's a number one and three. And if they exist, then could you tell me what they mean?
>>18 uh, actually isn't "number 2" used to imply taking a crap? and "number one" is peeing. There is no "number three". Farting is just....farting.
>>19
Thanks a lot. The information is interesting to me. I didn't know a crap was a thing you took. I thought you gave it out. The English language is full of wonder.
No problem if your fart is soundless and smells of nothing short of the air.
Awful-smelling fart makes your boyfriend flee from you.
lol, this thread is full of virgins. If you and the girl are comfortable enough to fart in front of each other, then your relationship is doing just fine. Women shouldn't fart? lol! Farting is a natural thing, just like menstruation(sp?), nose picking, etc... Once you get married/live together, you'll see nothing but the natural side of women. Again, be glad, because if she's always putting up a front, who knows what else she's hiding from you...
Guys don't need to walk around farting in peoples faces, throwing krusties around them and scratching their crotches before giving a handshake either. Both men and women should have some etiquette and manners, it doesn't hurt anyone.
Whats more important though is morality. If I girl farts in my presence I can deal with it, and if it was a mistake I would make sure she wouldn't need to feel like sinking through the ground. If I hear a girl talking shit about someone though, thats worse than her force-breathing rotten-ass breath right in my face, telling me I love it. It's motherfucking disgusting. So to you girls wanting to be proper, don't slander ANYONE, don't talk shit in general and mind your words. I know there are a lot of asshole guys that don't care and act the same way, but people like me are around, and we take notice and never forget. Remember that if you one day would find yourself having a crush on any of us. I've passed down many beautiful and generally nice girls for lacking proper morality, I've done that even if I've had a crush on them in return.
My most recent ex asked to go to the bathroom, went number 2, and then dumped me later that night.
She totally owned me.
My sister was dating some guy, and they were so close it was gross. Maybe the guy was taking a shower and she would go number dos in the same bathroom. Shit like that. Holy hell.
But damn, they went out for a long time, and the only reason they aren't going out now is because he moved away for a few months.
>>27
I would do stuff like that with a girl I liked, after it got so far.
I think it is also a matter of debate how many times a day you fart in front of a boyfriend. Someone might say once in a day is acceptable, but more than once isn't bearable. So I want to know how many times do you think sound ok with you.
I have a female (platonic) friend that has talked to me a few times while she's doin' her business... It's strange but funny...
Me: "Hey Lauren, you gonna be there tonight?"
Lauren: "Yeah sure... grunts Ahhhh... Is your girlfriend coming tonight?"
Me: "She sure is!"
Lauren: "Awesome! Well... Hold up, wiping... Alright, I'll see you tonight... flush"
I don't know whether to find it cool because she's so care-free about it, or be disgusted by it.
One of the things I really like about my gf is that we are totally open about things like farting. It feels nice to be that uninhibited - we have agreed just to behave as we would when alone.
So we happily fart, pick noses, etc in front of each other (it's quite funny when we're cuddled in bed and I can tell she's about to fart on me because she tenses up. Then we both have a giggle if it really pongs :)
Oh, and as for number 2s... we happily go to the bathroom together for those. Of course we flush in between each of us going, but it totally puts her off when I randomly kiss her when she's trying to crap :D
High expectations, but I suppose it depends if a zero tolerence rule is applied, meaning no complaining about even immediate family or if there's a real reason. I feel that would be asking for a saint's level of tolerence at least. O_o
>>1, girls will always be girls even if they're not acting like one. They're only human so it's only normal to fart (accidents happen, and of course farts smell bad), woman who fart (in a nice way) when it bothers them are better than those who try to suppress it even though they know that it's futile anyway, in my own opinion anyway. It's kinda unfair for the girls if you look at them lower because of petty reasons like farting freely (and the likes). I know that it doesn't really look good on them but it's just unfair because it's ok for us guys to fart. :D
girls hate geting there asses slapped. Fact. Reason: they hold all the farts in all day then go home go to the bathroom and fart their asses off.
GIRLS POOP!?
>>31
Ah, that's the kind of easygoing yet intimate relationship I'd like to have~
Burpings cyoote :D
There is nothing wrong with girls farting, it is just wrong when girls or guys fart and such and laugh carry on and make themselves out to be a filthy person.
so wait, are you talking about girls taking a shit in front of you? i don't understand...
SAGE THIS THREAD ALREADY
>>42
I enjoy it
>>43
FFS, you don't have to bump it if that's all you're going to add. Sage doesn't matter here anyway, threads can be bumped until they reach the 1000 post limit and are closed.
apples are healthy for you, but don't eat too many. You'll be able to compete with a medium sized chemical waste incinerator
now that we're at it, do you people know other foods that stimulate gas? so we can be more careful about it.
Yes girls love to poop because it is like anal sex.