... and I farted.
Without having to eat first? Whoa.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
Today, I went to Google; you know, Google?
Well anyways there as an insane number of results for the Yoshinoya rant intro line and I almost didn't know where to go first.
Then, I looked at the the statistics at the top of the search page, and it had "about 3,180" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those DQN.
Hey >>2, do you know what happed? Oh, by the way, this is nothing to do with
this thread. I went to Yoshinoya the other day. YOSHINOYA! And there were
so crowded and I couldnft even find a place to sit. Then, I found the
advertising saying g150 yen off!.h My goodness! How come you are all coming,
and sitting at Yoshinoya for just g150 yen off?h I saw a familie, like four
of them with their kids. This guyfs saying gAll right, your dad is ordering
an extra large bowl.h What a pathetic! Hey you bastards. I can give my 150
yen. So, just give me a break alright? Yoshinoya should be a place where
people are fighting, like two jerks facing on each other against gU shaped
table,h then one of them can be stubbed to death by any chance. This is how
Yoshinoyafs suppose to. This ainft a place for no woman and no kid. Alright,
I finally found a place to sit. Then, the jerk next to me was ordering a
large size with putting extra juice on it. That pissed me off once again.
Hey jerk, we ainft order gputting extra juice on a bowlh no more today!
What a stupid you looked: ordering extra juice with his goofy face! Do you
really want to eat a beef bawl with extra juice on it? I really want to ask
you, interrogating you for an hour. Donft you just want to say gan extra
juice!?h As a professional Yoshinoya customer, I would rather order gextra
scallions.h This is the coolest way. You get more scallions, and less beefs.
This is it! It can be the best, if you put a raw egg on it. No one can beat
this. But you have to be careful because if you order this way, the Yoshinoya
employees gonna put you on their black lists. This can be so dangerous,
like a risk of fighting with a double edged blade. So, I donft recommend
the beginners to do this... >>2, youfd rather ordering some ordinary set menu
instead.
Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!
Yesterday, I went over to Yoshinoya for a simple meal. Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! 150 yen discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed 150 yen discount.
Just for that 150 yen. ONE FREAKIN' FIFTY YEN!!
Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at Yoshinoya. Damn, so much for that
bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large beef bowl".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you 150 yen just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to Yoshinoya for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.
It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.
After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying
"A large beef bowl with a LOTTA' gravy".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' gravy" nowadays, ya' freaking
bastard.
How the fuck can you say "lotta' gravy" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING
THAT MUCH FUCKIN' GRAVY!?"
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' gravy" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.
Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in Yoshinoya.
What's cool right now to say is "Negi-daku". That's it!
You see now, a large beef bowl with a lotta onions & an egg is what the hardcore Yoshinoya freaks
eat. Like ME.
Saying "Negi-daku" means that you get less meat, but they put a WHOLE MESS of onions.
Mmmmm... a large beef bowl with onions & an egg, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice
you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a beef and salmon combo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm
sayin'?
Hey >>3, rather than such a thing, hear me, but nothing to do with this thread,you know.
the other days, I went to the Yoshino-Ya of my neighborhood, Yoshino-Ya,OK?
and, there was very crowded, so I couldn't keep my seat.
you know, I looked over around, so a banner was held there,
on which was written "150\ discount"
Oh no, stupid? crazy?
you, never come here! because 150\ discount, in spite of never coming here usually,
fool guy! only 150\, 150\.
beside, there were a family, do you think a family of four person come Yoshino-Ya?
Oh, Conguratulations.!
uYeah, Dad requests big size's ! vthe guy said, I coudn't see that, you know.
hey you, empty the seat, because I give you 150\.
Yoshino-Ya, you know, has to be brutal, OK?
It's not strange to begin quarreling with the guy who sit on the U-shape table together.
To stab or be stabbed, such a atomsphere is cool, you know? women, children go Home!
OK, as soon as I thought to be able to sit at last. I lose temper again, Oh no!
you know, now don't you think "tukudaku" is out of date ? fool guy!
why do you say "tuyudaku" with a proud look ?
I ask if you want to eat "tukudaku" really.
I want to press you for your answer, at least for one hour.
Do you want only to say "tukudaku" ?
from me ,mania of Yosinoya, among those people ,now latest trend is "negidaku"
It's cool!
"big size, negidaku, egg", that is how to request the menu for mania .
but if you do this, you will be with danger that you will be checked from next time,
which was consequently a double-edged sword.
I don't recommend the amateur do that.
So, after all, you had better eat about a beef-salmon-set.
By the way,please listen to me , >>1. Though it's not about the topic of this thread.
Yesterday , I went to Yoshinoya in my neighborhood which is gyudon shop.
Then,there was so crowded that I couldn't enter the shop.
And I found the banner , written "Gyudon now at a 150yen reduction"
I thought they were foolish! Crazy!
Why did they unusually come to Yoshinoya because of just a 150yen reduction,mad men?
A 150yen , only 150yen!
There had being some family , I was shocked. Do they often have lunch at Yoshinoya with their all
four family? They should be a simple mortal!
"Year , dad order huge serving!" One of them said. I can't watch more!
I wanted to tell them to make room for me in exchange for 150yen.
Yoshinoya should be more bloody.
It's good atmosphere that it's no strange to quarrel with a man who sit across U-table. Women
and children should get out there!
When I sat on the seat at last , the next said "Large serving with much sause dip , please".
I exploded in anger to hear that!
Guess what , "with much sause dip" is not popular at all these days. He should be stupid!
Why did he say "with much sause dip" in proudly face?
I wanted to ask him if he really wanted to eat gyudon with much sause dip. I wanted to cross-
question. I wanted to cross-examine for about one hour!
He only wanted to say "with much sause dip" , did he?
I , an expart of Yoshinoya , think the latest vogue among us is "with many onions". That's what I
call.
Large serving with many onions. This is the order which experts do.
When you order it , you have a lot of onion , but the beef is a little instead. It's good.
And large serving with Gyoku(an egg) add to this. It's excellent!
But if you order this , you will be risked of being marked by clecks after next time. So it's like a
double-edged sword.
I can't advise inexpert men to order this.
Well , you inexpert men should eat set lunch of beef and salmon instead.
>>1 should have started the thread in the food board
The point being that some people think that something that's funny once will still be funny a few hundred times later?
(hint: It's NOT true! Humor must grow and change to remain funny. Simply parroting things is just stupid.)
> Simply parroting things is just stupid.
LOL STUPID = FUNNAY
you fail to realize the sheer awesomeness of kopipe
I'm actually planning on going to a Yoshinoya.
Apparently there's one in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and I want to go sometime. Maybe I'll go this week.
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread, though.
I went to Afganistan a while ago. Yeah, THAT Afganistan.
Well anyways there was an insane number of mass communications there so I couldn't commence an attack.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Al-Kaida" or something written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You don't come to Afganistan just because it's war, morons.
It's just war. W-A-R for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Afganistan, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna drop'em some food." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, America will do everything from there now on, so fucking clean this land of yourselves.
Afganistan should be a more bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, when a fight with the guy on opposite seat who recites the Coran can be started at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, just when I finally calmed down, the next bastard beside me goes
"let's betray Northern Alliance, shall we?"
That just pissed me off even more. Who in the world deserts army and betrays, you moron?
What does "let's betray Northern Alliance" have this fucking proud face of yours?
I want to ask him this, do you REALLY want to betray?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to fucking interrogate him for an hour.
Isn't it that you just wanted to try saying "NATO"?
Coming from a Afgan veteran such as myself, the latest trend in Afganistan nowadays is of course this:
self-exploding terrorism.
Anthrax and self-exploding terrorism. That's what you should ask for normally.
Self-exploding is praised after death. But on the other hand there's not enough satisfaction in the bereaved family. This is the key.
And then there's anthrax. This is the most of all.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the UN from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Ramadan.
anyone else dissappointed by 2046?