Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (409)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-04 15:10 ID:HVt1OSAA [Del]

... and I farted.

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 01:38

So I fucked this chick at Yoshinoya and she was all "oooo extra sauce extra sauce!"

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 09:23

So, I used to have a job where I "pumped out" the "extra sauce", but then everyone switched to green onions. WTF? How the fuck am I supposed to feed and cloth my 12 kids now?!?!?!

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 00:05

i went to yoshinoya the end

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 00:09

i went to the end and there was extra sauce

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 04:07

I woke up and there was extra sauce in my end -and $1500 in my bank account! Can you believe it?

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 01:41

>>111
With "Kentucky fried chicken Part-time job The boy student (17) of the twelfth grade which was being carried out is the Internet. Membership system Community Site It turned out on the 6th that it was writing in the diary of "mixi", saying " cockroach was lifted on the inside of a shop" etc." "Kentucky Fried Chicken Japan [ ]" head office -- the contents of the diary -- "-- groundless -- impossible talk" (public relations office) -- explanation.

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 16:53

I wanted to go to Yoshinoya but there aren't any in Iowa :(

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:40

>>158
Vote for Ron Paul!

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 21:00

I would but he's anti-Yoshinoya.

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 21:51

And his breath stinks of extra green onions.

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 23:26

And he's part of the sauce minimization coalition.

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 05:38

And he's named "Ron Paul".

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 05:45

But he brings in a nice Pron Haul.

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 00:41

an he always makes me mon lol

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 01:47

and he called me "pig"

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 10:36

And he hates my fleet-footed black friends. They can't help their fleet-footedness.

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 14:11

And he's a constitutional literalist who would tear up the establishment clause.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 16:25

And he wants to interrogate me for like an hour.

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 17:36

And he says that extra sauce is a states' rights issue, but it is pretty clear that he just wants all the states to ban extra sauce.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 09:53

I visit here first time.
KinenKakiko.

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 10:23

That is not a word so why do you say it?
KanonKokeki.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 15:48

That is a stupid meme why do you insist on forcing it?
KakeKikoku

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 21:11

I just wanted to hear myself say it
KikiExtraSauceKo

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5228 18:42

Extra large, extra sauce, extra green onions, and put it in a dirty bowl!

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 23:26

Anyways, >>175, listen to me. We're out of onions, so you'll have to make do with Guatemalan insanity peppers.

177 Name: af : 1993-09-5267 13:07

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178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 19:07

That is not a ahkrosjnmkdy xanax why did you gkhreu cialis nxzojm it?

179 Name: i@EΝEj : 1993-09-5278 18:10

Uguu~

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 18:38

Unyuu~

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 20:18

http://4-ch.net/food/kareha.pl/1202690190/4,5

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5288 01:40

So anyways, I went to Yoshinoya and bumped into this thread and we had a good time eating beef bowls with extra sauce together.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5288 20:19

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, so today I think I'll go to mickey d's

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 13:34

So I went to the Waterloo, Iowa Yoshinoya for breakfast and had french toast on a bed of rice with a glass full of orange juice and soy sauce.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 14:14

It's okay to want extra sauce.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:26

Unko~

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 11:00

It's not okay to want unko.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 17:09

Features and Benefits

* Our signature items are our unique, tasty and juicy Teriyaki Chicken Bowl, Beef Bowl or try both in our delicious Combo Bowl
* Fast, friendly service
* Different from any other fast food chain concept - no one else offers this healthy, fresh and nutritious alternative to traditional fast foods
* Clean Environment.
* Offer healthy options such as skinless chicken with fresh vegetables over steamed rice or chicken salads
* Located near you. There are over 80 stores in California and New York.
* Convenient open hours, 24-hour service in some locations
* Most stores offer drive-through option for your convenience
* Very reasonable prices especially when compared to other Japanese foods
* Established for over 100 years in Asia and 25 years in USA
* Food is very satisfying and filling - no need for unhealthy snacking between meals
* Food is as good and wholesome as home cooking
* All orders are freshly prepared to your own specifications - hot!
* Visit Yoshinoya as a balanced nutritional change from a traditional unhealthy fast food diet
* Plenty of side orders available to please your taste: soups, salads, desserts, drinks
* Taste of the Orient in the West!
* Unique, complete meal in a bowl

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:12

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but I had to leave early because somebody ripped a killer fart, and I got blamed for it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 19:14

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and the girl behind the counter had this amazingly bad hair. So I asked her if she wanted extra shampoo.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 12:13

yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they still were not finished cleaning the blood off the wall.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 23:28

Never mind that, >>191. Yesterday I went to Jack in the Box. Yeah, THE Jack in the Box, home of the antenna bob. Traffic slowed me down just enough that the afternoon crew's shift started. I hate that. The afternoon crew has a terminal case of Stupid.

On the upside, they gave me little boxes of ranch dressing for my fries.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:58

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but they had a no gaijin allowed sign, so I waited outside while my Japanese friends ordered their food.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 07:04

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and ordered one chinko roll and two mankos. But all what I got were strange looks. I think something went very wrong.wwww

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:16

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Starbucks a while ago; you know, Starbucks?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$1.50 off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Starbucks just because it's $1.50 off, fool.
It's only $1.50, 1-5-0 CENTS for crying out loud.
There are even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Starbucks, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-venti." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you $1.50 if you get out of those seats.
Starbucks should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-venti, with extra whipped cream."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to drink it it with extra whipped cream?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra whipped cream"?
Coming from a Starbucks veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra caramel.
That's right, extra caramel. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra caramel means more caramel than whipped cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 18:50

age

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 21:40

Yesterday I aged the Yoshinoya thread.

And I farted.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 15:42

I went to Yoshinoya a while back, and the beef bowl was pretty good.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 21:42

( E-E) Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and they had a 200get sale.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 21:45

Yesterday I went to the Yoshinoya website to see if there is a Yoshinoya located near me but there isn't. I was really looking forward to the beef bowl too. ‘₯ί₯(Ι„D`)₯ί₯‘

201 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5530 21:58

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and picked up a couple hot chicks. Ha ha I bet none of you nerdfag weeaboos have the guts to do that.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 02:28

`S('ƒŽ'Œ} UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT, THE CONCEPT OF LOVE! UNH!

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:26

Yesterday I wanted to go to Yoshinoya, which is the most famous beaf bowl chain in Japan.
I was googling and googling it for hours without any results.
Then, I happened to read a forum post that said, "„B „Q„€„ƒ„ƒ„y„y „~„u„„ „F„ƒ„y„~„€„y".
Are the Yoshinoya managers fool or crazy?
Hey you, fake sushi lovers, donLt scare off japanese food companies!

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 21:32

yoshi no ya

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 23:13

Yesterday I went to the Yoshinoya. There was a 'vote for Ron Paul' poster. What are they stupid? Obama has already won. More than that we were not even in USA.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 23:23

Yesterday I went to work at Yoshinoya and some jackass thought it would be funny to order a beef bowl by repeating the Yoshinoya rant, so I put a fist full of my pubes in his lunch.

He ate it all too, the stupid prick.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:44

yesterday I shat in the Yoshinoya public toilet because that beefbowl gave me the shits.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:47

Yesterday I shat in some guys beefbowl because he looked like he was taking the "150 yen off" special way too seriously. Yeah, it's only 150 yen. What are you, a fucking "Yoshinoya veteran"?!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 17:54

Yesterday I bumped a Yoshinoya thread because I was bored. Then I watched Macademi Wasshoi.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 17:33

>>209
I also liked Macademi Wasshoi, and I also bumped this Yoshinoya thread

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 22:40

Is this the oldest non-archived thread on DQN?

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 02:31

The first few posts are from seven years in the future!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 06:27

I miss lolocaust. ;_;

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 17:16

( ά-ά) I ordered extra sauce.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 13:49

>>211
Your mom.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 17:55

I want to interrogate >>214.
For roughly 45 minutes.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 20:18

( ά-ά) Anyways, >>216, bring it on.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 03:19

( ˃ ◡˂) beef bowl SOOOOO good!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:27

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya.... Oh forget it.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 21:07

No, no, tell us what happened!

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 23:15

>>220
I reached into my pocket to see if I could afford extra sauce, but my wallet was gone! I had to retrace my steps all the way to the Manga café where I'd spent the previous night reflecting on what a disgusting grandma my beloved Nanoha-tan had grown up to become before I finally found it again. Upon opening the coin pouch, however, all I found was an IOU for 500, with a masterful rendition of a Yukkuri head drawn upon it. You can probably imagine my frustration.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 16:14

>>221 ah man that sucks, but even if you did have money you wouldn't have got a seat. I found some girl's coin purse (I assume it was a girl's) and there was 500 in it, so I took it (I left her an IOU with a cute little doodle to cheer her up when she finds her money gone) and went to Yoshinoya as a treat. But when I got there there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 00:09

>>222 Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and the thing I experienced was so terrible, my memory erased itself.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 03:47

Yesterday I went to Jack in the Box and had the teriyaki chicken bowl combo, and it was pretty good.

225 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc : 1993-09-5692 05:59

>>93-95

Hi 2 u, fellow veterans! <3

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 09:16

Yesterday I went to DOS burger

And to my surprise I saw no sign of any Pata-pi.

227 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5696 13:38

Today I was not raped by a bear.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 20:48

Actually, I've never even heard of Yoshinoya

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 21:11

It's a noodle joint. I hear the beef bowl is pretty good.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 07:41

Yoshinoya is good, but Super Dragon is better.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:40

yesterday I went to yoshinoya. When I peed in the urinal, some sicko looked over the divider.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 20:40

age

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 23:32

so

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5873 05:36

So yesterday I went to Kinokuniya and looked at the CDs in the music section but they all cost way too much so I went home after buying a box of Pocky.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 02:47

So yesterday this asshole came into my store. He kept browsing the CDs in the music section and sighing. They were 150 yen off, for fuck's sake. How cheap can you get? He bought a box of Pocky and left. What he doesn't know is I crammed a banana up his tailpipe.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 03:35

So yesterday, I parked at Kinokuniya and grabbed a hotdog from a street ven
dor. When I got back, it seems my car was robbed and there was a banana in my tailpipe. Not only were my anime CDs taken, no! Now I have to fix my car, too. Fucking great. Did he really need to take my bargain bin anime CDs? Why the hell did he stick a banana in there? I'd like to interrogate the guy that did this for roughly an hour.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 18:06

So yesterday this guy comes up to me all breathless and nervous looking and starts blabbering to me about how he broke into this guys car, took this guys CDs and shoved a banana in his tail pipe. Only it was the wrong guys car- OH NOES- so now he's being a paranoid pussy about being caught and is looking to get rid of the evidence. I took them off his hands, because that's what I do, but seriously, who the fuck freaks out over having stolen CDs? They're only worth about 150 yen, for fucks sake.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 18:13

>>234 never owned a car in the first place. He spends all his money on anime shit.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 01:23

>>238 forgot that >>234 is actually an avid drift racer, in his Hatsune Miku special.

240 Name: M-H!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-5875 10:06

Yesterday I decided to stay at home. But my friends told me that Yoshinoya was really empty!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 15:54

Yoshinoya was pretty much empty yesterday; so I was able to eat my extra-large, with extra sauce in peace without feeling like I was being judged.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 19:17

I told my friend that Yoshinoya was really empty because i want him to turn into a fatass. He actually went there and bought an extra-large with extra sauce and thought he wouldn't be judged.

243 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5987 15:29

age

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 19:44

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya.

I then suddenly became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 22:47

I read >>244s post and became so angry I didn't even bother to interrogate him for roughly an hour; I immediately punched him as hard as I could in the face.

In doing so I broke his nose and sent bone fragments into his brain, instantly killing him. Now I have a corpse that I must drag over to Yoshinoyas. Tomorrows "beef" bowl should be cheap, at least.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 19:09

i like extra sauce

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 06:42

>>244, are the green onions made of people too?
That's what you're getting at right?

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6024 03:52

I just figured out what bugs me about this thread's inspiration.

I have a hard time believing there are noodle shop hipsters, even in Japan.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6026 01:56

>>247
Soylent Green onions are people!

...wait, what?

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 02:08

Anyway, listen to my story.
The other day, I went to a nearby Yoshinoya. A Yoshinoya.
And there was a huge crowd, so I couldn't find a place to sit.
And after a closer look, I saw that the banner read something like 150 yen off.
Seriously, are you morons? Idiots?
Hey, losers. Don't suddenly show up at Yoshinoya because of a goddamn 150 yen price drop.
It's 150 yen. A hundred fifty yen.
And there's even a family here.
Four people having a family dinner at Yoshinoya, huh?
Must be one hell of a special occasion.
And then the dad's like, okay, I'm gonna make mine a jumbo.
Just shoot me now.
Hey, guys, I'll give you 150 yen, so scram.
Yoshinoya is supposed to be a more brutal place.
Nothing odd about getting in a fight with the person opposite you at one of those U-shaped tables.
Knife someone, or get knifed yourself.
That's the atmosphere we want around here.
Women and children should get lost.
So I finally found a place to sit when the guy next to me ordered a large bowl with extra soup.
And I snapped again.
Now look here. Extra soup ain't the "in" thing no more, dumbass.
Don't come in here looking like you're all that and ordering no extra soup.
I want to know if you really want that extra soup.
Put you on the rack. For a whole hour.
Yeah. You probably just ordered that for the hell of it.
As a regular of Yoshinoya, I can tell you that the current fad is extra onions. That's the thing.
A large bowl with egg. Extra onions. That's how we roll.
If you just order extra onions, you get more onions.
Which means you get less beef.
So, get extra onions and an egg, and you're set.
But once you've ordered it, your name will be on their list.
A double-edged sword.
Can't recommend this to an amateur.
Etc.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 10:04

So, I'm in China.
There are several Yoshinoya restaurants about Shanghai.
If there are any dokyun here in China presently, we must meet and enjoy some extra gravy in our large bowl.

I'll be here until next summer.

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