Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (409)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-04 15:10 ID:HVt1OSAA [Del]

... and I farted.

23 Name: http://www.yoshinoyausa.com 1993-09-4175 16:33 ID:pXtmXLTo [Del]

24 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 17:03 ID:Heaven [Del]

we r teh high and allmighty yellow people and no ordinary mortal could ever understand ur leet ways kekeke

25 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 17:22 ID:pXtmXLTo [Del]

>>22
douzo

26 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4178 12:56 ID:dX1XZ360 [Del]

27 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4178 13:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

laffo

28 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4179 17:34 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>21 why dont you tell us then :(

29 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4180 22:07 ID:cUyVMrS6 [Del]

>>Apparently there's one in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and I want to go sometime. Maybe I'll go this week.

Did you get stabbed?

30 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4181 21:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

no response, seems so (´Д`)

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33 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4182 14:07 ID:Heaven [Del]

Well, never mind all that >>689842. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you listen to me
for a little bit? See, I went to the local google today. Right. google.com.my. And the damn place was
packed so full of googlebombs, I couldn't even find what I was looking for. So I clicked around for a bit,
and found a weblog that had links with those keywords. What the hell is wrong with you people? Are

you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of showing up upon queries, but if its
googlebombed, you all get 1st results? ITS JUST A FUCKING LINK. A FUCKING U-R-L. And you're
bringing your goddamn replies too. Look at that, a bunch of people showing up in some random LJ.
Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the LJ owner's going "All right, we're going to form an online
petition to ban children from using the internet." Shit, I can't view any more of this.

>> Sky !sYK7SI5ON2 02/11/05(Fri)06:24 No.689988

Google should be fucking earnest. Its hit-or-be-hit, and thats whats so damn great about its

engine. Googlebombers and bloggers should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a result, but its linked to a blogger's weblog which goes "Children are the bane of

humanity!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck thinks about humanity these days ? Why are
them bloggers thinking their opinion matters anyway? I was gonna ask them, do you even have
children? I wanted to fucking interrogate them. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you
just wanted to bitch a little to please yourself, letting people think that you have an opinion and it
matters.

>> Sky !sYK7SI5ON2 02/11/05(Fri)06:25 No.689991

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Now, take it from the google veteran. The latest thing among the google pros is this: I'm feeling

lucky. Thats the ticket. A large, almost exact query with everything considered and "I'm feeling lucky."
This is what someone who knows his shit searches. They put in the exact result, and less
googlebombs. A large query with exact keywords, thats really fucking awesome. Now, you should know,
if you keep ordering this, there's a risk googlebombers might try and googlebomb these. This is truly a
double-edged sword. I really can't reccomend this for amateurs. And YOU >>689842, well, you should
really stick to the daily google text ads on the right of your screen.

(Yoshinoya? http://justfuckinggoogleit.com alright?)

34 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4242 23:47 [Del]

35 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7ArOTpLQ!!pUKPM4BK 1993-09-4243 19:26 [Del]

>>29

I ended up not going, I still haven't gone and I have no idea when I'm gonna get to go

36 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4372 20:14 [no]

Whatever, >>1, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
...who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I'd interrogate him for a goddamn hour if that's what it takes.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran like me, the latest trend is this: extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. And an egg. That's how the pros eat.
Extra green onion means you get a little less beef, and a lot more onion. It's a bit more expensive, I'll grant you.
But then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then you'll stick out, and next time the employees might recognize you and add you to their list.
The inexperienced need not apply.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say... is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

37 Name: g 1993-09-4489 16:10 [no]

>>1
I have delivered the package.
The package will arrive soon.
Remember to assemble the troops
and begin operation FrostySnowman
once the transmission signal has degraded.
Time is of the essence here.

Once the op has been completed, I request that you
get to know the locals. Also remember to trust your instict.
Leave no present undelivered, no corpses or tinsel.

Seasons Greetings,
-S. Claus

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 06:15 [no]

Please listen to me, >>1. It's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago. Yes, the States have Yoshinoyas. Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$1.50 off" written on it.

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's $1.50 off, fool. It's only $1.50, six quarters for crying out loud.

There were even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large."

God, I couldn't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you $1.50 if you just get out of those seats. Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I wanted to ask him, "do you really want to eat it with extra sauce?" I wanted to interrogate him. I wanted to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?

Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.

And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.

However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 15:56 [no]

ワッパ

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 18:50

oh shit fuckin sage

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 21:53

Whatever, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways. Basically, wow, what the hell was that? Nothing even seemed to make sense. The girl gets her wish granted? Even though she DESTROYED IT, and already said she came to terms with the way her life was, she still ends up going back and basically redoing the selection (at least that's what I assume she was doing by going back to her time period and dying like that)?
How did the other girl survive that attack? Don't tell me that was her period on the wall.
And the guy, still being an idiot, ruins all chances with this girl by saying he loved the other girl. Bad move.
Further still, the third girl came back. That just TOTALLY destroyed the ending. I was hoping she was in another room when the second girl was attacked, and she was torn to shreds or something.
And finally... I dunno what it was, but... that was not sad for me. At all.
I'm feeling let down by this... I hope there are some answers to my questions, cause I USED to like the series before this.

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 09:56

lol

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 13:09

Anyways, >>41, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread. My friend and I went into Hot Topic and I was dressed in my usual random style that people at my school had to invent a word to describe and she was wearing pink. Some boy in the store dressed like a “goth” came up to my friend and says “Ew! I’m blind!” He covered his eyes and walked away from her as fast as possible. He and his friends stood in the corner of the store staring at her, making jokes and laughing. She changed her shirt in the bathroom to a black one and went back into Hot Topic to continue shopping. The store manager now thought she was a customer (before he hadn’t given her a second glance) and started showing her around. Did she change her personality? Did she change who she was? No, she changed her shirt. I thought “goth” was supposed to be about the person behind the mask…the person under the façade. “Goth” are the misunderstood ones…the ones who stand alone. If they are so alone, why is it that “goth” makes up the biggest group of teens…tied only with prep/skater. The whole point of being “goth” was to make a statement and earn respect for those who are different. Its coming to the point where the only reason someone is different is because they choose to be. Those who are “goth” seclude themselves and separate themselves from the group. They stereotype and judge just as much as everyone else…but if you judge them they feel you are only looking at the stereotype. What is this? They can judge the world…but the world doesn’t understand them? That’s really smart guys. Drop the stereotypes and just try to be yourself and not put yourself into a group. I’m not in one and I have friends in every single click and every one of them considers me one of their own. What am I? Im me and proud of it.
And that's why you, >>41, should stick to The Gap.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 16:50

Anyways, >>43, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread, but I went to Yoshinoya and had lunch and then went home and took a nap. When I woke up, there was a message from my manager telling me I'd been fired for skipping work again. I hate my life.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 18:25

I just got a job at Yoshinoya. It's just a fast food noodle place. Nobody ever stabs anybody else here. People just eat and get the fuck out.

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 20:22

>>45 Do you get free extra green onions with your beef bowl? If so, can you please point me to a place where I can download an application?

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 16:39

>>46 Only if you ask nicely. Ask the supervisor on duty for an application. He may or may not challenge you to a knife fight first.

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 15:25

If I defeat him in battle, will I be promoted to junior manager?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 16:02

>>48 dude fuck that, i never could beat that guy. it's like impossible

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 17:09

I managed to avoid the knife fight part of the interview after flinging a dagger with my application on it into his office wall, missing his head by a scant two inches. He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest that I take over the night shift management gig.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 18:22

>>50 Let us know if you get free extra green onions. If so, many more will try to emulate your strategy!

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 18:50

>>50 >>51
lol, losers. Everyone knows that you can duck after the first melee attack from the supervisor you can crouch and walk to his table while he swings the knife but always misses. Once you arrive at the table you have to wait until he finishes his attack and sit on his seat. He will just wait there while you stap "approved" on your application and walk away as if nothing happened.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 20:45

iddqd

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 21:08

>>53 well we are not CHEATERS like you. get a life.

55 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4763 23:09

>>54
Banned. There is no need for individual life outside of the Superstructure.

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 18:43

i put on my armor and space-marine helmet

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 19:07

>>52 idiot. that way you can't get the secret under the cash register. It's only activated after beating the supervisor.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 19:12

UAC finds this thread distasteful.

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:21

>>57 I found that if you press CTL+ALT+150\, you are automatically promoted to being the lunch shift manager of the Yoshinoya directly across from the all-girls high school, plus 100 in all of your stats and 5 full hearts! From there, save your game, because you can explore all of the endings and get full CG.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:33

Wait, a Yoshinoya thread that's actually getting interesting?

Wow.

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 07:06

( ゚ ヮ゚) Stubs that are marked for deletion!

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 04:42

( ゚ ヮ゚) People posting in the wrong thread!

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 11:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) People posting

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 12:52

( ゚ ヮ゚) People who need people, are the hungriest people in the world....
( ゚ ヮ゚) I got the harem ending without using the cheat code!

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4771 21:53

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 00:57

Anyway, forget about all that. Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and asked for a sausage egg & cheese McGriddle and they actually gave me one.

67 Name: ANONYMOUS> : 1993-09-4857 08:56

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats. Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. I got in one little fight n my mom got scared, n said "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in bel air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the lisence plate said "SAUCE" and had an onion in the mirror. If anything i couldsay that this cab was rare, but isaid "nah, forget it" yo NOOB to bel air! I pulled up to the counter bout 7 or 8 and i said to the cabbie "Yo Homie, smell ya later" However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4857 09:33

Anyways, >>67, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN a while ago; you know, The Elitist Superstructure of DQN?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release Emergency Mittens" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN just to release emergency mittens, fool.
They're only emergency mittens, MITTENS for crying out loud.
There're even VIPPERs here. Family of world4ch'ers, all out for some DQN, huh? How fucking nice.
"if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of VIP QUALITY ;)" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll release your emergency mittens if you get out of those threads.
The Elitist Superstructure of DQN should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the internet can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Tripfags and VIPPERs should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in bel air."
Who in the world moves to bel air nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to move to bel air?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "bel air"?
Coming from an Elitist Superstructure of DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)".
That's right, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)." This is the vet's way of posting.
"(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)" means more DAMAGE CONTROL than Grandpa. But on the other hand the GET is a tad easier. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>67, should just stick with "ITT we insult the poster above us."

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:38

Anyways, >>68, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to NISSAN a while ago; you know, The Dealership?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release R34 GT-R" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Nissan just to release GT-R, fool.
They're only GT-R, GT-R for crying out loud.
There're even SE-R here. Family of world4ch'ers, all out for some SE-R, huh? How fucking nice.
"if you pay me enough i will give you access to a private area of FWD MAXIMA QUALITY ;)" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll release your emergency brake if you get out of those threads.
The Nissan Dealer should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the road can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
200SX and SE-R should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in Oppama."
Who in the world moves to Oppama nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to move to Oppama?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Oppama"?
Coming from an Fairlady/ZX veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)".
That's right, "(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)." This is the vet's way of posting.
"(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)" means more DAMAGE CONTROL than Grandpa. But on the other hand the GET is a tad easier. This is the key.
And then, it's GXE. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>67, should just stick with "ITT we insult the poster above us."

70 Name: Ribbit : 1993-09-4926 04:30

I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:40

Anyways, >>70, I'll be right over.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:45

>>71
I like where this thread is going.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:59

So yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and it was closed. Fucking ice storms...

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:00

Yesterday I didn't go to Yoshinoya and it was open.

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:13

Yesterday, Yoshinoya came to me in a dream and said "It's okay to want extra sauce." in a very soothing voice.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 06:16

>>75
That's legendary and DQN quality!

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 09:04

Yesterday I went to Noshiyoyayayayayayaya

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 09:12

Yesterday I went to Yanoshiyo

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 12:16

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81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 14:38

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82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 21:02

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83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 00:20

Anyways, >>82, that post made me sad.

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 01:25

>>82

Thread over.

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 04:34

Anyways, >>84, listen to me. For lunch I went to McDonalds and some idiot ordered a diet coke with no ice and then looked at the empty cup the food jockey behind the counter put on his tray with confusion until I pointed out the self-serve pop machine behind him.

God, what a fucking idiot. Eating at McDonalds when there's a perfectly good Yoshinoya right next door. They'll even give you extra sauce over there!

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 13:21

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87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 06:14

Anyways, >>86, I'm with you. Anyone who orders extra sauce needs to be interrogated about it. Like for an hour, y'know?

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 09:16

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89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 00:55

Fuck Yoshinoya.
I'm going to Anna Miller's

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 03:18

>>89
ANNA MILLERS LIKE IN MEGATOKYO !!! OMG WHEN PIRO WENT THERE IT WAS SO FUNNY AND KAWAII ^________^

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 02:03

I went to Corea a while ago; you know, Corea?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 won off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Corea just because it's 150 won off, fool.
It's only 150 won, 1-5-0 WON for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Corea, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Longcat." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 won if you get out of those seats.
Corea should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-longat, with extra kimchi."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra kimchi?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra kimchi"?
Coming from a Corea veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra fur.
That's right, extra fur. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra fur means more fur than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:41

it's never ok to order extra kimchi.

93 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training. : 1993-09-4973 02:55

Is that really lolocaust back on the internet?

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 03:46

What happened to him anyway?

95 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4973 06:03

I dunno, I think he left the *chans back before 7chan showed up, but every so often theres something that shows up on the internet made of win and lolocaust which gives my heart a small glimmer of hope that lols exist somewhere.

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 21:04

So anyways, >>93, listen to me. This has nothing to do with lolocaust, but you need to hear this. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky, real t-shirt weather, y'know? I'm even wearing my brand new Todd Goliath Goldman designed "Dear God please make everyone die" shirt. It's so cute and original I just love it. The kids have been getting excellent grades in school, so to treat them, I take my family to Yoshinoya when I hear about this 150 yen off special. The kids love it there. We're in line, waiting to order, and behind me is this pasty, skinny hunched over little guy dressed all in black, with narrowed eyes under his long faggy goth hair and a general pissed-off-at-the-world look about him. He's always muttering something to himself about God knows what.
Anyways, we put in our orders, and I ask for the XL beef bowl with extra sauce and that scrawny little fuck behind me goes insane.
"EXTRA SAUCE?" he yells in my face. "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON ORDERS EXTRA SAUCE? I BET YOU JUST LIKE SAYING EXTRA SAUCE!!"

So I punched him in the face, and he fell to the floor, and everyone laughed at him as he scrambled out of the restaurant, peeing himself in terror.

And I told my kids, "It's okay to order extra sauce."

97 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4975 21:38

Okay, so I went to yoshinoya with my family, okay?
Yoshinoya, and there was this guy there who I had never seen before, and I noticed a sign that said 150 yen off.
We dont normally go that often because I dont make that much money, but however when we do, I always get the big bowl, announce it to my kids, and share with them, its the nice thing to do.
So there was this jerk who was sitting alone, eating his with Extra onions. Who the hell orders extra onions? Thats just asking for ridicule and to smell terrible for the rest of the day.
I always get extra sauce, because its always delicious.
So that's why, whenever you go to yoshinoya, order the big bowl with extra sauce.

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 00:49

   〃  ̄ `ヽ
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99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 01:42

>>96
You are a disgrace to us Yoshinoya enthusiasts.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 03:13

So anyways, yesterday I 100got.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 11:58

  -‐‐- 、    
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ −!  It's okay to want extra sauce.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノ.ゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 15:33

( ゚ ヮ゚) Can I have extra sauce?

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:44

  -‐‐- 、    
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ −!  No.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノ.ゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:59

  -‐‐- 、    
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ −!  Look, I said it's okay to WANT extra sauce,
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  I didn't say I had extra sauce.
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノ.ゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:17

  -‐‐- 、    So anyways, I show up for work at Yoshinoya. THE Yoshinoya, y'know?
/     ヽ  We're doing another 150 yen off sale to bring in some new blood.
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  This family comes in, the dad orders an extra large beef bowl
i  乂-‐ −!  with extra sauce, so I give it to him.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´   Some other customer started muttering to himself at this point.
    / \ノ.ゝ  Seems he wanted extra onions. Too bad we were out.
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 00:06

そんな事より >>1 よ、ちょいと聞いてくれよ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。
このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、150円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、150円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
150円だよ、150円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家4人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、150円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Uの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこんでろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってるんです。
そこでまたぶち切れですよ。
あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食いたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小1時間問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱり、
ねぎだく、これだね。
大盛りねぎだくギョク。これが通の頼み方。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク(玉子)。これ最強。
しかしこれを頼むと次から店員にマークされるという危険も伴う、諸刃の剣。
素人にはお薦め出来ない。
まあお前、>>1は、牛鮭定食でも食ってなさいってこった

107 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4977 02:50

So I went to Yoshinoya, you know, THE Yoshinoya. It looked like they hadnt had a good year and the place was in terrible shambles.
They tore it down and built a mcdonalds.
the end.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 11:45

So I went to Yoshinoya, and some guy farted.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 19:41

Yesterday, I farted. And some guy went to Yoshinoya.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 23:44

Yesterday, a bunch of us went to Yoshinoya and farted simultaneously.

For some reason, we were the only ones laughing.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 03:11

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 16:24

Such a thing compared to >>111, the ちょ it is and with hears. However there is no anything related to スレ between massage. Between this, the Yoshino house of neighborhood it went, it is. Yoshino house. So, when it does, something the person being the め ちゃ oral ゃ full, it cannot sit down, it is. When so, you see carefully, something it droops and the curtain goes down and the て, 150 Yen pulling, is written it is. Don't you think? another, whether アホ. Whether fool. Don't you think? you, it seems 150 Yen pulling way with usually does not come it has come to the Yoshino house which -, becoming dim. They are 150 Yen, 150 Yen. Something the parent and child accompanying and the lintel る it does. With one house 4 Yoshino house? The め coming out, -. - It does and father special prosperous asking/depending is the う -, with saying, the る. Seeing already, there is no viewing. Because you, 150 Yen you do, that that seat can be less crowded. Yoshino house っ て, is what which it should have made bloodier. The person question which sits down in the opposite side of the letter table of U quarrel starting, it is not strange, sticks, or can stick or don't you think?, such an atmosphere is to call, -? As for woman offering/accompanying, the っ which does densely it is with the ろ. When so, sit down you think at last high, the person of next door saying, with the く which large heaping noway is, with the る it is. And it is the spotted being cut off then. Don't you think? the く how present び popularity which noway is that, it is - it is. Becoming dim. The proud げ the face doing, something is, with the く which noway is. You that would like to question whether we would like to eat the く which noway is true. We would like to interrogate. Small 1 hour we would like to interrogate. Whether the economized ゃ う which you, noway the く っ て which is we would like to say, is it is. If the Yoshino house it has making say from we, don't you think? now, the Yoshino house up-to-date popularity in between after all, the く which is the green onion, this is. く ギョク which is the large quantity green onion. This method of asking. As for く っ て being the green onion the green onion entering more than usual, the る. The そ it is to substitute, the meat the little licking. This. So, to that large quantity ギョク (egg). This the strongest. But when this is asked, it accompanies the danger, being marked from to the next salesman, the sword of the blades. We cannot recommend in the amateur. Well you, eating even with the cow salmon fixed food, do 1, the っ lever っ it is.

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:59

cow salmon fixed food?

114 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4979 22:17

it carries out and is w

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:01

( ⌒-⌒) It's 150 yen off today? AWESOME! I'll have the extra large beef bowl with extra sauce!!

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:19

( ・-・) I ought to interrogate you like for about an hour.

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:37

('A`) WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE GETTING THE LARGE BEEF BOWL WITH EXTRA SAUCE, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:44

( ・-・) More sauce plox.

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 17:53

( ・-・) And green onions. I love that song.

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 00:36

Anyways, Beady Eyes, forget about that. Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they were all full up. Since I was hungry and didn't want to wait, I went to the Mosburger next door and ordered a riceburger.

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 22:54

Soviet Russia went to me, you know, Soviet Russia?
Well anyways there was an even more insane number of people in line, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "1 ruble off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Soviet Russia doesn't come to you just because it's 1 ruble off, fool.
It's only 1 ruble, 1 POINT ZERO rubles for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, Soviet Russia out for you.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the borscht." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 1 ruble if you get out of those seats.
Soviet Russia should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Borscht, with extra vodka."
Who in the world orders extra vodka nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra vodka?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra vodka"?
Coming from a Soviet Russia veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra iron.
That's right, extra iron. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra iron means more iron than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:42

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and accidentally bumped this thread.

"Sumimasen," I said quietly, briefly distracted from the anticipation of extra sauce with today's extra large.
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