Dear Squeeks, - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

Dear Squeeks, (286)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 14:27 [Del]

Dear Squeaks,

I left dinner for you in the fridge, as I'm going to be working the swing shift tonight. Don't forget tomorrow is trash day!

Love,

Mom

137 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 22:15 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Most early bridges would have been swept away by the strong current. The Romans also used cement, which reduced the variation of strength found in natural stone. One type of cement, called pozzolana, consisted of water, lime, sand, and volcanic rock. Brick and mortar bridges were built after the Roman era, as the technology for cement was lost then later rediscovered.

Love,
Poster #137

138 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 23:10 [No]

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139 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 03:28 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Every historical manifesto, as a program, a collection of aims, forms and principles of a movement is basically incomplete, burdened with itself and left to the dynamism of time (e.g. the Communist Manifesto, 1848, the Futuristic Manifesto, 1909), which exposes the short-lived, demagogic character of its foundations. The Elitist Superstructure of DQN is the realization of the universality of time; our organized activity is intense agitation and permanent, systematic, propagandist and ideological offensive. In keeping with this, our basic orientational standpoints are constantly being discussed and revised. Thus the program is not a theory of dogmas, but is continuously being amended, subject to dynamic transformation, i.e., constant revision and redefinition. A complete manifesto-like version therefore does not exist, but the basic theses and program documents are formulated and systematized in several regional groups, and concentrated in them through the 10 items of the Covenant. These ten items represent the fundamental program of The Elitist Superstructure of DQN's doctrine.

140 Name: winter : 1993-09-5291 18:11 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I hope this letter finds you in better spirits. After reading your last letter, I noticed the telltale mark of teardrops smearing your words. I appreciate your efforts to maintain a brave front, but don't push yourself too hard. Remember, you have us, and our love and support will get you through this rough patch in your life.

Love,
winter

141 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 18:39 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I can't think of anything to say.

142 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 19:31 [No]

Dear Squeaks,

I left the bear on the counter. You can use him to open your soda.

Don't forget to turn the T.V. off!

Love,

VIPPER

143 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 21:39 [No]

Dear Squeeks.

all ur base r beloning to us.

Love,
DQN

144 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 22:10 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Sit down, and write two letters.

Love,
Squeeks

145 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 22:42 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

You are a panda and I claim my five pounds.

Love,
DQN

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 00:59 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I believe that concludes our contractual obligations.

Yr. Pal,
DQN

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 03:22 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Your friend.

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 07:59 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Hi.

Love,
DQN

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5293 23:07 [No]

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Love,
Business

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5298 23:39 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

From the family tree of old school hip hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
The rhymes will spread just like a pox
Cause the music is live like an electric shock
I am known to do the Wop
Also known for the Flintstone Flop
Tammy D getting biz on the crop
Beastie Boys known to let the beat... drop
When I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap's soup my beats is stock
Step from the tables as I start to chop
I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 04:24 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I am unsure if you are aware of the problems that your "access to private area of VIP quality" kopipe has caused on the popular technology website slashdot (http://slashdot.org). Many users of this site's messageboards are posting links to http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/ and making text based representations of a pointy-eared man demanding monies. Frankly, while I am pro-individualism, this type of e-commerce sickens me. Could you please move the location of the daddycool posts on your site to keep slashdot readers from kopipe'ing things that are completeley unrelated to computers and technology? I'm not asking you to remove the content, just to relocate it.

FYI the text representation of the man is:

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　 ⊂ｺ二Lﾌ^´　ノ, ／⌒)　　　　　　　　　　　　.　　　　|　　,,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,,　.:::|　
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with a link to the offensive site (http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/) underneath, these "Daddy Cools" are posted by VIP Guy, VIP MAN and several other users

Regards,
Andrew J. Tosh

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5299 10:13 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Your appeal has not been upheld for the following reasons:

you have failed to provide any evidence that procedures were not followed

Unfortunately the Data Protection Act prohibits us from providing you with copies of our internal procedures as you request.

This decision is final and we regret that we cannot enter into any further correspondence.

Yours sincerely
DQN

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 03:20 [No]

Dear Squeeks.

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 11:52 [No]

Squeeks.

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 16:46 [No]

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 17:12 [No]

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5301 22:31 [No]

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5305 22:17 [No]

squeeks,

your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck

159 Name: rabu leta : 1993-09-5306 05:53 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I have something to tell you please meet me in the class room after school. I promise it won't take long.

Love,
Kanada

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 17:57 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I hear that you're currently couch-surfing through Norway. I hope you're having a good time, and won't get bitten by a moose.

Truly yours,

Ken

ps: skype me sometime when you get bored!

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 08:28 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

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You see, you can literally setup a web site in a niche market and have it run on autopilot, raking in thousands of dollars each month in just a few days. It is possible! I know people doing it right now and I want to show you the most simplest, easy to understand approach for executing this.

3 Reasons to Start Selling Your Own Niche Product!

Here are 3 reasons why it is imperative for you to be selling your own niche products to reach massive success!

Little or no competition

When you find a small untapped niche market, you have no competition. The fact is, it is getting harder to make money online. So much competition is popping up in the popular markets. It is much easier to make big bucks by finding smaller, untapped niche markets to sell to.

2. The Traffic Benefits
If less people are advertising for your keywords because you found an excellent small niche market, than you can potentially drive more traffic to your site via search engine listings and pay per click keyword advertising.

It will also be easier to get people to joint venture with you to sell your niche product as there won't be people bombarding them daily with JV offers.

3. Less work.
I have found that it is a lot less work selling to a smaller, more targeted niche market than a larger one. So you will have more free time to enjoy life!

Day after day I receive emails asking..

What is the best way to make money on the internet?

In answering that question, I always wrote back the same thing. I came to the point where I had the answer in a canned email message that I would just reply with.

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This system that I have created is not rocket science, YOU WILL understand it and will be able to easily execute it. I have no doubts.

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162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 19:41 [No]

Dear Squeeks:

While I was trying to jumpstart the 6800, I found that the mac address for ce3 was never added to ethers.conf. Can you get on that ASAP? If this dr test doesn't come off well, we may lose the contract.

Vikram

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 20:13 [No]

>>163

No using the internet on company time. You're fired, Vikram.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5329 20:33 [No]

Dear squeaks,

so i herd u liek mudkipz

loev
a mudkip

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5331 21:08 [No]

dear squeeks

i wod lik a sonik too rams

from
soem guy
p.s xbox is hueg lol

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 03:23 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I have upgraded your RAM. You now have 1.50GB of it. Enjoy Bioshock.

Your friend.

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 04:42 [No]

Dear /v/
GTEO
--
Love, Anonymous

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 05:02 [No]

Dear Squeeks

Who will bake the pie?

from
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169 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5351 07:14 [No]

Dear Squeeks　　　　　　　　,
Game # 21　　　　　　
Received your previous move on: Sept. 5347　　　
Your previous move was: ~~unclear~~ - ~~impossible~~ - accepted
My move: b2 b4　　　　　 □ I offer draw
Sent on Sept. 5351　　　
　　□ Vacation notice: from 　　　　　　　　　 to 　　　　　　　　　
Yours sincerely, A Panda　　　　　　

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 13:19 [No]

Dear Squeeks:

I had a horrible nightmare last night, involving walking through a graveyard at midnight, and having a skeletal hand emerge from a grave to grab me by the ankle! It pulled me down into the dirt, and I woke up in a cold sweat.

I had to drink a glass of milk to calm down. It helped, but later,in my sleep, I wet the bed. :(

Truly yours,
Jack Schneider

171 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5358 13:34 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

We are 'A Panda'.
Please change it now. Real pandas aren't named ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃.
It's embarrasing to read.

Love from A Panda.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:18 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Please help. Nothing I spontaneously envisioned worked out like I thought it would.

Love from George Bush.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 09:14 [No]

Dear Squeeks　　　　　　　　,
Game # 21　　　　　　
Received your previous move on: Sept. 5353　　　
Your previous move was: ~~unclear~~ - ~~impossible~~ - accepted
My move: c2 c4　　　　　 □ I offer draw
Sent on Sept. 5359　　　
　　□ Vacation notice: from 　　　　　　　　　 to 　　　　　　　　　
Yours sincerely, A Panda　　　　　　

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 19:37 [No]

oh god how did i get there i am not good with letters

175 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5359 19:45 [No]

Dear Squeeks　　　　　　　　,
Game # 21　　　　　　
Received your previous move on: Sept. 5359　　　
Your previous move was: ~~unclear~~ - impossible - ~~accepted~~
My move: 　　　　　　　 □ I offer draw
Sent on Sept. 5359　　　
　　□ Vacation notice: from 　　　　　　　　　 to 　　　　　　　　　
Yours sincerely, A Panda　　　　　　
PS: Griffon warriors with submachine guns are not standard chess pieces.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 04:54 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

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Love,
you know who I am.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 16:36 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

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Love,
you know who I am.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 20:50 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

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Sincerely,
Jumped over the bandwagon.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 21:04 [No]

Dear Jay Squeeksand,

Sales are shitty this month, and the cat is looking awfully hungry. What's the best cheap catfood you can recommend? There's no way I can buy both Iams and enough ramen to keep me going.

Thanks in advance for your advice.

Seejee

ps I read in theregister today about Australia's dick-biting snakes. Is that for real?

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:38 [No]

Dear Seejee:

Just buy enough catfood for both yourself and the cat, and share all month.

Jay Squeeksand

P.S. The Register is one gigantic trolling organization, secretly run by the GNAA.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 05:38 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT FRIEND
   
   
   @-)--)(-----Happy Online----)(---)-@ Friendship Week!!
      
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182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 13:08 [No]

Dear Squeeks:

You've caught me sitting at my desk, enjoying a soft pretzel and a Diet Coke for breakfast, a bit of a tradition that I picked up back in high school that has persisted for more years than I can count.

Does it really matter that I can't count to thirty? I'm still employable, ain't I?

What are you breakfasting on today?

Curiously,

Ekky Ekky Ekky

183 Name: （ ´ Д｀） : 1993-09-5414 05:07 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Where are you, chiefs, people, and commons from my ancestors, and people from foreign lands?

Hear ye! I make known to you that I am in perplexity by reason of difficulties into which I have been brought without cause, therefore I have given away the life of our land. Hear ye! but my rule over you, my people, and your privileges will continue, for I have hope that the life of the land will be restored when my conduct is justified.

Done at DQN, 4-ch, this 5414th day of September, 1993.

Kamehameha III.

Kekauluohi.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 06:06 [No]

Dear Squeeks:

The geable is over 9000!1111111Jfgnfjkdghduifghd**u**FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 18:04 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

The Obama-Clinton contest was hard fought and ended well, because it has given birth to a new sensation: globamaisation. This refers to the notion that in a developed and deepened democracy, like the United States, the lines between politics, culture, colour, creed and history are happily collapsing.

Globamaisation is the beginning of a new dawn whereby techno-democratic forces will drive silent revolutions across the globe.

Tunde Oseni
Oxford

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 18:24 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Thanks for the board. The refined, cultured stupidity here makes my day.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 13:53 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I came home to find the digital cable box blinking on and off, and found that it was dead. On further investigation, I found an incriminating hairball on top of the box. Now, I'm not naming names, but someone small and gray is now forbidden from sleeping on top of warm electronics for the rest of her days.

That's it for me. How's London treating you?

Truly,
Ken

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5434 17:59 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

WHY DON YOU PRICKS GIV ME DISCOWNT ON PHONE I BOT ADVERTIESMEN ASYS I GET $20 DOLLAR OF MINUTES FOR BUY NOOKIA 6115T I BOUGHT NOKIA 7155A-S ITS SAME THINGS NOW I WANT MY MINUTE GIVE ME MY MINUTE OR I HUNT YOU DOWN AND HURT YOU I TALK WITH YOUR ASSHOLE STEVE B ON PHONE HE SAYS I SIGN VERBAL CONTRACT BUT YOU DON HAVE MY SIGNATUR SHOW ME MY SIGNATUR ON CONTRACT YOU ARE ALL FAGITS DON YOU KNOW WHO I AM I MAKE 2 HUNDRED THOSAND DOLLAR A YEAR I JUST GO TO VEIRZION WITH MY MONEY KINDLY GO TO HELL

Yours Truly,
"Scooter"

PS I AM A LAWYER SEE YUO IN CORT

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 02:24 [No]

　　　人
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　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and I think >>187 should kill his cat as they are worthless parasitic creatures.
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190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 03:14 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

You fail it because of >>189.

191 Name: ( ・ Ψ・) : 1993-09-5437 05:31 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Let us suppose that the discipline of human reason can not take account of our understanding. The employment of our judgements would be falsified, by means of analysis. Because of the relation between the never-ending regress in the series of empirical conditions and natural causes, it is obvious that we can thereby determine in its totality, indeed, our ampliative judgement. Our understanding, in so far as this expounds the universal rules of the Ideal, can thereby determine in its totality the objects in space and time, as is shown in the writings of Aristotle. We thus have a pure synthesis of apprehension.

Since none of our faculties are speculative, what we have alone been able to show is that, in reference to ends, space, in particular, constitutes the whole content for our sense perceptions. To avoid all misapprehension, it is necessary to explain that by means of our understanding, we can deduce that, insomuch as the Ideal relies on our a priori concepts, the things in themselves are a representation of our ideas.

Love,
Psypa.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 09:23 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Hello I am COOLGUY ELITIST and I made the best post in this thread a long time ago, before other people who are not COOLGUY ELITIST starting posting in it.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 10:45 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I have received your letter of the 19th instant . . . asking my opinion as to your standing as a naval architect, and whether from your experience [illegible] enterprise, and faithful performance of your engagements in the way of your profession you can be relied upon.
It gives me great pleasure to state in reply, that you sustain the reputation in this country, and I have no doubt deservedly, of being a naval architect of great skill and enterprise, and that I should count with confidence of a faithful performance of any engagement in the way of your profession in which you might think it proper to embark.
You have before I came into it been extensively employed by the government in that [illegible] and have, as I have always understood, done it full justice.

I am very respectfully
your obedient servant
Andrew Jackson

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 14:05 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Your message was perhaps one of the strangest pieces of email I have ever received. Although it is flattering to have a ``fan club'', in fact, it is a very bad idea. Unlike most of human society, science and engineering are based on the idea that each of us is capable of evaluating evidence and thinking on our own. Each of us can do experiments, work out the reasoning, and determine the truth for ourselves. There is no room in science or engineering for ``fans'' representing group approval over individual thought. One of my heros, Galileo, put it very well:

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.

I am pleased to talk with people about matters of science or engineering, so you and your colleagues may certainly send me mail. I hope to learn as much from your experiences as you may learn for me. But please get rid of the ``cult of personality'' way of thinking. It is unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Love and waffles,
Gerry

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 15:16 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I've upgaded to version 8.28.8 of the non-free ati drivers, but I still can't seem to get the Fn-F7 thing to work on my ThinkPad. The release notes says:

> This release of the ATI Proprietary Linux driver provides Display Switching support for IBM/Lenovo Thinkpad products containing a supported ATI Radeon® Mobility™ product. This feature allows users to use the hotkey function Fn+F7 to toggle between display devices connected to the laptop.

How do I make this work? Thanks.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 18:44 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

penis penis penis penis penis

Regards, and thanks in advance.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 19:25 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.

The Law of Fives is never wrong.

Kindest regards,

Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 19:58 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 21:35 [No]

　　　人
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　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and >>198 is Darkpa.
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200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 23:05 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I don't really know why you have a sudden modesty breaking out in dress throughout the Mediterranean or Europe from the Ancient Times to the Medieval Era. I've read of the dress of Cretan Women being a fluted blouse with no top on their breasts, a contrast to Scandinavian women who dressed in a high-neck tunic but had skirts that scarecly went to the mid thigh. My guess is that it was simply prevaling culture and fashion, with the germanic migrations enforcing their trouser-domination. While there might be some protection gained from wearing pants, or perhaps wearing some sort of quilted or padded leggings, I've heard it said that the common infantryman was rarely encouraged to have heavy metal armor on his legs given they'd be walking (Unless mounted infantry). Perhaps legs for a soldier on foot are less of a target than on horseback.

Either way, a solution would be towards having women who have legs either clothed in tight fitting pants (for not cock-killing), with greaves and hip armor, or with a naked leg like the greeks with greaves and so forth.

Sadly no hardcore of this catgirl.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 08:16 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

To me, the most critical thing in the hobby market right now is the lack of good software courses, books and software itself. Without good software and an owner who understands programming, a hobby computer is wasted. Will quality software be written for the hobby market?

Almost a year ago, Paul Allen and myself, expecting the hobby market to expand, hired Monte Davidoff and developed Altair BASIC. Though the initial work took only two months, the three of us have spent most of the last year documenting, improving and adding features to BASIC. Now we have 4K, 8K, EXTENDED, ROM and DISK BASIC. The value of the computer time we have used exceeds $40,000.

The feedback we have gotten from the hundreds of people who say they are using BASIC has all been positive. Two surprising things are apparent, however, 1) Most of these "users" never bought BASIC (less than 10% of all Altair owners have bought BASIC), and 2) The amount of royalties we have received from sales to hobbyists makes the time spent on Altair BASIC worth less than $2 an hour.

Why is this? As the majority of hobbyists must be aware, most of you steal your software. Hardware must be paid for, but software is something to share. Who cares if the people who worked on it get paid?

Is this fair? One thing you don't do by stealing software is get back at MITS for some problem you may have had. MITS doesn't make money selling software. The royalty paid to us, the manual, the tape and the overhead make it a break-even operation. One thing you do do is prevent good software from being written. Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put 3-man years into programming, finding all bugs, documenting his product and distribute for free? The fact is, no one besides us has invested a lot of money in hobby software. We have written 6800 BASIC, and are writing 8080 APL and 6800 APL, but there is very little incentive to make this software available to hobbyists. Most directly, the thing you do is theft.

What about the guys who re-sell Altair BASIC, aren't they making money on hobby software? Yes, but those who have been reported to us may lose in the end. They are the ones who give hobbyists a bad name, and should be kicked out of any club meeting they show up at.

I would appreciate letters from any one who wants to pay up, or has a suggestion or comment. Just write to me at 1180 Alvarado SE, #114, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87108. Nothing would please me more than being able to hire ten programmers and deluge the hobby market with good software.

Love, Bill

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 14:24 [No]

Date: Tuesday, July 29, 2008, 9:23 AM

Dear Squeeks,

Read carefully...

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages,

But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is

an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, what have

you got to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an

attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured

AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for

fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one

filed by Peps iCo ag ainst General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter.

Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.

Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies

and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the

most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail

beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will

track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week

time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay

you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,

Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives

it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact

you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085

Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after rec eiving this

e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and

within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond

before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is
the

man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many

people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00

We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without

getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in

on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT

game, she showed me her check. It was for th e sum of $4,324.44 and

was stamped 'Paid In Full'.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 23:12 [No]

Are you there Squeeks? It's me, Jesus.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 10:50 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Those of us who worked at The Economist in the late 1940s shared John Maynard Keynes’s consensus view of the hungry 1930s. We believed then that distance had added no enchantment to Stanley Baldwin, a Tory centrist, and Ramsay MacDonald, Britain’s last previous too right-wing Scots Labour prime minister. They wasted in mass unemployment a decade of under-demand that should have been used for national development. They echoed the muddle of the 1931 May committee in supposing that tightened budgets were morally needed in great depressions.

Today’s clones of Baldwin and MacDonald are not just David Cameron and Gordon Brown. Terrifyingly, they include both Barack Obama and John McCain.

Since the present credit crunch will bring longer under-demand than did the Wall Street crash in 1929, Britain’s wisest and most Keynesian policy would be an income-tax holiday for at least the poorer half of its too many income-taxpayers. This temporary increase of about ￡40 billion ($60 billion) to the annual budget deficit would be spent by its beneficiaries on the (probably mostly service) activities that are a rough snapshot of Britain’s next ￡40 billion of most-likely growth industries once the slump is over. Add in free trade for all imports from countries with cheaper labour, and fears that the budget deficit could bring inflation during the under-demand sound oxymoronic.

The probably imminent President Obama seems intent on punishing bust Lehman banks by making the better-run American banks uneconomic, through imposing such political over-regulation that every First National Bank of Anywhere would have to employ hugely expensive teams of lawyers. Britain’s aim should be to avoid such a plague, and to make London the cheapest centre to run any bank from. Instead we are trying to establish international cartels that forbid banking competition between countries, and we boast that these bail-outs will cost mega-billions, which nobody can possibly afford.

Norman Macrae
London

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:27 [No]

DEAR SQUEEKS,

I KNOW U READ THIS LETTER.
IM MASTERBATING THINKING ABOUT IT.

LOVE. IN A GAY WAY.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 21:58 [No]

DEAR SQUEEKS,

HELLO SQUEEKS UR NUMBER #1 FAN HERE!
I WAS THINKING OF CARVING UR NAME INTO MY FOREHEAD WITH A SCALPEL OUT OF DEDICATION AND A SYMBOL OF OUR LOVE.
SHOULD I CARVE IT "Squeeks" OR "squeeks"??????
A LOWERCASE "S" WOULD HURT FAR LESS BUT TO BE FAIR THAT SEEMS SOMETHING STUPID TO THINK ABOUT WHEN THE "queeks" WILL BE PROCEEDING IT, ANYWAY THANKS FOR TAKING YOUR TIME OUT OF UR BUSY SCHEDULE TO READ THIS MESSAGE!!!!!!
KEEP UP DA GOOD WORK!!!!ILOVEYOU!!!!!!!!!

SQUEEKSFAN3222

XOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOX

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5554 14:47 [No]

Dear squeeks,

I couldn't help but notice that this thread had dropped off the main page, and I didn't want you to feel neglected. We all still love and miss you. Are you still coming over on Thanksgiving, and are you bringing your friend?

Let us know whether we need a bigger bird!

With all our love,
Keksi and the kids

208 Name: 205 : 1993-09-5555 06:45 [No]

DEAR SQUEEKS
I HAVE WAITED 4 LONG YOU'RE ANWSER, BUT HAVENT GOT ANYTHING. RWGARDLESS, I KNOW YOUVE READ IT BECAUSE U KNOW I LOVE U
PS >>206 IS A FAGOT
LOVE AND REPLY PLZ

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5557 16:25 [No]

squeeks:

take it easy!

love,

reimu and marisa

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 02:14 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

George W. Bush is an ADMITTED MEMBER of Skull and Bones. It is a SECRET SATANIC SOCIETY and his father and grandfather belonged to it as well. THIS IS A WELL KNOWN FACT that has even been pointed out in the media. However, they do not tell you directly about the sinister evil that is THE SKULL AND BONES.

The father of George Bush showed he was SKULL AND BONES when he used the phrase "THE NEW WORLD ORDER" in one of his Presidential speeches.

The ignorant and uninformed masses of the world don't believe in things like BLACK MAGICK. George W. Bush and his family and his fellow bonesmen ALL PRACTICE BLACK MAGICK!

In Black Magick great importance is put on certain numbers. 666 is THE BEAST. Those familiar with Revelations know 666 personifies evil. Half of 666 is 333, it is the female aspect of the beast to some in BLACK MAGICK. 333 is also connected to Choronzon the Arch Angel of Daath. Choronzon can be considered to be the major DEMON of Black Magick.

IT WAS NO MISTAKE that the DARK FORCES that control the White House and George W. Bush CHOSE the 3rd Week of the 3rd Month of the Third year of the Third Millennium to show WHO CONTROLS THE WAR IN IRAQ! IT IS PURE EVIL.

The double three (33) is the highest degree in Masonic Rites.

The whole city of Washington DC was built based upon Masonic Numerology. It even appears in the design of US Currency.

Most within the USA are clueless and don't believe that EVIL SATANIC SOCITIES control their government, large businesses and media. BUT THEY DO.

Within the Ivy League schools of the USA EVIL SECRET SOCITIES operate freely. They all choose the brightest or best connected students to enter their EVIL SECRET CULTS. Skull and Bones is just one such satanic cult that controls many aspects of American life. For generations the future leaders of the USA were chosen to become BLACK MAGICK occultists in Ivy League Schools. The general population has been led to believe that such things don't exist. YET THEY DO!

For George W. Bush to OPENLY START THE WAR ON IRAQ on such an EVIL AND HOLY DAY IN BLACK MAGICK was an arrogant and egotistical action.

GEORGE W. BUSH IS PURE EVIL.

GEORGE W. BUSH IS A PRACTICING BLACK MAGICK OCCULTIST!

BLACK MAGICK has been used to pollute the minds of America for years.

Who invited the self-confessed PRINCE OF DARKNESS aka Ozzy Osborne into the White House? GEORGE W. BUSH.

Ozzy Osborne is now a clueless old man. But he used his SATANIC ALIGNED MUSIC to pollute the minds of many.

His initial band was called BLACK SABBATH. Now Ozzy probably has no clue as to what evil he played with his whole adult life. But THE BLACK SABBATH IS REAL and practiced by real satanists!

If you pray to or worship DARK FORCES they will take over you.

What did George W. Bush say to Ozzy? WE LOVE YOU OZZY!

GEORGE W. BUSH LOVES THE DARK!

GEORGE W. BUSH IS A SATANIST!

GEORGE W. BUSH chose to start his EVIL WAR on Iraq on a date that occultists can easily see as a MAJOR UNHOLY DAY!

Shalom,

Sollog

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 17:38 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Judging by this video of a beach in Sydney, Australians are about half a centimeter tall. Can you confirm or deny this?

http://vimeo.com/1785993

Thanks in advance!

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5563 22:43 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

As I said at the start of this feature it is difficult to know just when the beginning was. The earliest comprehensive list appeared in Tom Knietel's book. At that time the following callsigns were reported to be active.

ART CIO EZI GBZ GPO JSR KPA MIW NDP PCD SYN ULX VLB YHF

ART CIO EZI JSR KPA MIW PCD SYN ULX VLB & YHF all seem to have remained stable in terms of the three letter identifications used. GPO which was a very active station at one time seems to have ended but new callsign FTJ seems to have taken its place. Several other call-signs have also appeared between 1984 and the present day. These are OEM TMS and ZWL. To be absolutely honest the whole of the archives information is something of a minefield, mainly due to poor logging techniques and inaccurate and spurious information which has crept into various other publications over the years

So where do we go from here? Well I must admit that 'Langley Pierce had the right idea when he tackled the subject in his book, he concentrated on just two callsigns and headed everything else special broadcasts - - However I am not going to follow this route and at the risk of producing a long article intend to give you all the known facts - A little earlier I mentioned the habit of throwing all the callsigns together under one heading, So now I would like to break the stations down into the three headings. Before doing so I feel it is worth mentioning that I am dealing with the present operating position - Going back to some of those unconfirmed callsigns will likely confuse both you and me.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 14:50 [No]

Dear Jo,

Draw another pic.

Love,
DQN

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 15:30 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I hate you.

Love,
>>214

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216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 16:57 [No]

DEAR SQUEEKS,

WE HAVE YOU'RE DOTTER, IM SORRY ABOUT UR FAILURE TWO NEGOSHIATE. COM TOO /FASHION/ AT MIDNIGHT WITH $600.000 AN U WILL C HER A GAIN, DONT CALL THE POLICE, WE WILL SHOT...

SINSERLY,
???

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5564 18:58 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Why am I posting in such an awful thread, and why does 4-ch suck?

Thanks,
( ˃ ヮ˂)

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5565 20:20 [No]

dear squeeks,

so, how doy ou like yoru new kitchen?
That'll teach you

a heron

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 06:22 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Thank you for this board. ^_^

Also, DQN DQN LOL

Signed, Anonymous

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 06:27 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

marry me.

Love,
DQN.

221 Name: : 1993-09-5573 14:37 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I lost the will to live in 1996. What should I do?

Love,

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5573 16:06 [No]

Dude,

Just chill out, okay?

Everything's cool now.

The Other Dude

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 16:20 [No]

Squeeks,

First, let me take a moment to thank you for your time and
professionalism during our school system's review of your company's
software program, 4-ch. It was truly a pleasure working with you
during this time.

Although we did think highly of your program, we have decided to select
another organization's software program for our current needs. Feel
free to contact me in the future if I can assist you in any way.

Thanks you,

winter

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 16:57 [No]

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225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 19:18 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

 Chrisssssssss

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5578 19:54 [No]

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227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5579 17:36 [No]

>>223

Hi Squeeks,
I got a message from Al that you had called. Through all my pleading and near begging, winter chose that other product in the end. I am calling them every day with little issues and I miss 4-ch badly! I'm sorry! He said that his decision was based on 4-ch's tech support being so much more expensive than that other product. I hope you have a wonderful Holiday and New Year!
Thanks for your help!!!
JT

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 02:00 [No]

>>227

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　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and as far as I know, you’re an Englishman living in a country called Poland.
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229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 04:19 [No]

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　（ ´-∀-）＜ My name is ksh, and I'm a clone of Squeeks.
　（つ旦⊂）
　と＿）＿）

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5648 10:49 [No]

　　　人　　　　　
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　（＿＿）
　（ ´-∀-）＜ Not to be confused with the default shell of FreeBSD.
　（つ旦⊂）
　と＿）＿）

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5714 13:45 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

If you see the Buddha on the road, SPEED UP!

Truly yours,

Laxteh Funni

232 Name: Ken : 1993-09-5733 16:30 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

I'm trying to figure out what to have you post to me from the land of the Rising Sun. Admittedly, I'm drawn to the idea of plushy yukkuris, but having a nendoroid Miku would also be awesome. So many decisions, so little time.

Anyway, I'll think hard on this, and paypal you once I figure it all out.

Ken

ps: Don't drink dry beer, mate. AbE hates it too.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5805 11:58 [No]

September the 5805th, 1993
Elitist Superstructure

My very dear Squeeks,

I do hope that you have been maintaining yourself decently. As for myself, I have no complaints. As you are very well aware, there is no escape―no possible alternative―from the bearing I have been impelled to take. I understand your misgivings upon the matter, and while I empathise with you, I cannot, for love of God and Country. abandon that which I have been sworn to defend, that noblest of causes I have made course to uphold.

My dear, dear Squeeks, it is not hatred that demands my removal from you at this most crucial of moments. Rather, it is love―love for you, for my Realm, for its People and their Welfare. This is my Oath, sworn upon that which, apart from you yourself, I hold most dear.

It is this Duty that lashes me onward, never ceasing, as a stagecoach driver in the dead stillness of night. For, dear Squeeks, we are not truly Free men. We may have the illusion of Freedom, even the reality, perchance―but, critically, we may never and can never expose ourselves to its full Splendour. For Squeeks, it is that very, cherished Freedom of ours that compels us towards Destiny that we may not have desired, nor anticipated, nor scarcely imagined possible. How wondrous, how marvelous, is Man's capacity, his unimpeachable manner, to form himself onto paths through happenstance, like a flock of sheep herding itself towards Fate uncertain! How marvelous, how immeasurably subtle and beautiful, are the workings of the Divine, that have created such Mechanism upon this Good Earth!

Darling Squeeks, there is little I can add here. What I can testify in the coming Struggle I imagine will be close and roughly contested, but I assure you, in the name of the Superstructure and Almighty God Above that we will give our damndest to Preserve and Guard the Sacred Oath. I cannot promise―how I wish I could promise!―that we will arise victorious (God willing,) or that, if such is the case, I shall live to see that moment. How strange, how marvelously proud it is, that as Men's lives are governed by their own self-imposed Nature, Nature herself shapes Man through her own Ineffable Will. Nature stands proud; she stands aloof. She watches, a stern immovable Guardian, just as we strive to be guardians of the Faith. Her seasons, her rhythms, the passing of two Great Armies, Father Sol and Mother Luna, shining and glistening, as the Earth revolves, as the Interplay of all that is known and unknown, ford across the Veil of the Impossible into the Realm of the Empirical. If there is any Miracle, on this or any other World, that must be the Pinnacle.

Give my Love and Best Wishes to Carrie and the Children. Merciful Lord permitting, I shall see them once more, on this Green Earth, and if not more, than in the Far Country, beyond the Celestial Motions and the Reckoning of Man, to a land where there will be need no more for Deeds like ours.

My fondest prayers and regards,
( ˃ ヮ˂)

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 16:11 [No]

Squeeks, Darling,

Every day without you by my side is agony. When will you return to my arms?

Love,
Mom

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 17:00 [No]

>>221

　　　人
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　（　・∀・）　＜　My name is Squeeks and you still have 3 long, harsh years to worry about it.
　（つ　　つ　　　
　｜｜　|
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236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5880 11:47 [No]

Dear Squeeks,

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.

DOOOOOOOOOM!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

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