Dear Squeaks,
I left dinner for you in the fridge, as I'm going to be working the swing shift tonight. Don't forget tomorrow is trash day!
Love,
Mom
Dear Squeeks,
Did my sister gave you a bj?
She said no, but i don't believe her.
Re: http://www.myspace.com/squEEKS
Dear Squeeks,
You look different from what I expected. Go away.
Junior
Re: http://www.myspace.com/squEEKS
Dear Squeeks,
You look different from what I expected. When can we meet? I'll pay for the air fare.
Grandpa
yo squick
I be in need of dat lov suga yo got hidin der fo me.
Lulu Jermaphy
>>42 is 4chan down or something?
why these idiots are coming here?
>>43
It was. It's up now, but for some reason, the VIPPERS and /b/tards won't go away.
Dear squeeks:
I just wanted to take the time to express appreciation for this fine forum that you have provided for all of us to share our experiences and ideas. As a friendly community, 4-ch.net is near the top!
Sincerely,
your friend,
winter
Dear >>44
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Love,
/b/
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and did somebody say DESU?
（つ つ Because I thought I heard someone say DESU!
｜ ｜ |
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Dear Winter,
We called it yesterday and now it's up 100%! Brand new
issue, Cana Petroleum, heading straight up!
VERY tightly held, in a booming business sector, with a
huge publicity campaign starting up, Cana Petroleum (CNPM)
is already bringing our readers huge gains. We advise you
to get in on this one as well and ride it to the top!
Symbol: CNPM
Current Price: 5.87
Projected Price: $15.40
／l、
(ﾟ､ ｡ ７ - What willhappen [insert adjective]>>50 get?
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
Dear Squeeks,
There's a piece of meat caught between my teeth and I don't know where it came from, but it's REALLY spicy.
Anyhow, I'm coming in next month. Can I crash on your couch for a few days?
Lemme know!
Consuela
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks, and No , U >>52
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
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Dear Squeeks:
I want to believe in you and your miraculous powers, I really do. I was raised in a devout Tannasinn home, and as long as I remember have been hearing about your divine nature and limitless compassion. You turned water into wine, healed lepers, and even raised dead threads. I know you have boundless abilities. I also know that your compassion compels you to assist those who suffer, and to hear their agonized prayers.
I have been ceaselessly praying to you for over three years now Squeeks, yet still my prayer remains unanswered. Please tell me: Why won’t you run over my co-worker Renee with an 18 ton cement truck? Every day is another eternity of listening to Renee talk about her mildly retarded, morbidly obese child and her husband’s swollen testicles and ass-boils. I am suffering beyond the point of endurance. Please make manifest your divine Love and Grace by sending a cement truck of mercy to squash Renee flat in all your love and wisdom.
Thank you in advance -
Heidi
v 人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks, and we don't do religion here >>54
（つ つ
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Dear Squeeks,
I was out in the garden today, turning it over and putting down manure so that it will compost over the winter, and for some reason, i kept thinking about you for some reason. Isn't that funny?
I miss you so. Won't you please call or write to me? All is forgiven. I'll never bring 'it' up again, I promise.
Love,
Renee
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks, and you couldn't bring 'it' up
（つ つ to begin with and that's why I dumped your ass!
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks,
This render is taking way too long. Should I restart it with radiosity turned off and just accept the lowered realism? It's for a scifi project, if that helps.
Kisses,
freelance polygon monkey
Dear Squeeks,
Do you have a girlfriend or someone you like? I have light crushes on two girls currently, but I'm not really interested in anyone, myself.
-Random Anonymous
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ >>59 My name is Squeeks, and please... this is
（つ つ not some 4-ch board!
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ >>58 My name is Squeeks and although radiosity has many potentially lucrative uses, the field of
（つ つ sci-fi art in particular is notorious for its stylized art style which emphasizes form above all
｜ ｜ | even at the expense of lighting. It's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
（_＿）＿） What this all really means, though, is that you, >>58, should just stick with the default options.
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks, and I think you just wanted to say
（つ つ "potentially lucrative"
｜ ｜ |
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Dear Squeeks,
When am I gonna get paid? I've been doing this job fulltime since forever!
from,
MODD
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and I pay monthly.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
in rape dollars.
人 人 人
（＿_） （＿_） （＿_）
（＿＿）＿＿ （＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）・∀・( ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・）===（ ・∀・）＜ My name is Squeeks and what is love?
（つ つ （つ O つ Baby don't hurt me.
｜ ｜ | ｜ ｜ | Don't hurt me
（_＿）＿） （_＿）＿） No more~
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and the preview thing doesn't really work.
（つ つ Take that hard work and effort!
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks,
Just what am I supposed to do with this vegemite stuff anyway? It smells really strange...
Sincerely,
Emerich
Dear Squeeks,
Every day, I log onto www.becauseitswinter.com and delete spam posts, and move spam threads into the spam forum... Every day, I spend at least 15-30 minutes just cleaning up, and I've come to realize that no one actually posts any more. It's disheartening, and I've decided that having a phpBB2 forum just is not a proper solution for our friendly community. I need to replace it with something that the world's mitten enthusiasts and friendly people will truly enjoy... but what?
I have to admit that I'm fresh out of ideas, and my enthusiasm is waning by the day. Can you please offer me some guidance?
Your friend,
winter
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and but you were oh so
（つ つ eager to start that site last year.
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks:
I tried to text you, but cingular hates your tiny island nation.
Sadly,
winter
Dear Squeeks,
christianityってなんだよ？
それとSEEDに関して酷評が目立つが
そこまで嫌いなら無理して話の種にするなよ
なぜそこまでして叩くか分からない
-日本人
Dear Squeeks,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Love,
Your #1 Fan
Dear Squeeks,
On behalf of the nominating committee, I would like to congratulate you for being chosen as a finalist! Please fill out the affidavit of acceptance and send it back to us within 10 days.
Sincerely yours,
George Herrimann
Producer, Star Search Australia
PS: How the heck do you DO that?! We still can't figure it out!
Dear Squeeks,
After much thought, we have decided to use a different software vendor for our file dump. Thank you for all of your time and information you have sent to us. Hope you have a great New Year and God Bless.
Sincerely yours,
Monica Ingals
Dear Squeeks,
Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Signed,
Indigo Montoya.
Dear Squeeks,
The 5 of us have unanimously decided to vote you out of the Superstructure. Please leave before we summon damage control units.
Dearest Squeeks,
Just a note wishing you and yours a Happy New Year, filled with joy and hope and love and mittens and stuff like that.
Red envelopes are on the way!
Love,
Your Friends Everywhere
ps: I need my snow blower back. Why the hell did you borrow it anyway?!
>>80
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My Name is Squeeks and how can you see when your eyepieces are below your eyes?
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks:
I remade http://www.becauseitswinter.com using kareha instead of phpBB2. I left the old forums intact, but hopefully this will be a new dawn for SADS sufferers everywhere, and our friendly community will once again thrive.
Thank you for your gentle words of encouragement and wise guidance that got us all through those dark times, and I hope you will continue to consider me
Your friend,
winter
>>83
人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and this new forum lacks registration.
（つ つ I find it distasteful. Try SMF http://www.simplemachines.org/
｜ ｜ |
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Dear Squeeks,
Critical Care & Chan International Kick Off Joint Marketing and Sales. Company : Critical Care Inc.
Symbol : CTCX
Price : 0.92
3 Day Estimate : 3.50
Status : S trong b u y.
The First steps of the merger between CTCX and Chan international are being kicked off as they open 2007 with the merging of the sales and marketing departments.
These two companies are perfectly suited and CTCX's recent change in direction has excited investors and pushed share prices up leaps and bounds.Watch for BlG NEWS all week long.
Play SMART and make it wih us
THIS ONE IS GONNA START YOUR TRADING YEAR OFF RIGHT. 人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and I am reluctant to affiliate with Chan International.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks,
I think I left my diaphragm in your night table, and I really need it for this weekend. Can you bring it over on your lunch break?
Thanks!
Amberly
Dear Squeeks,
Please pay the damage control guys on time. I'm tired of seeing hzaradous waste spills all over this board. Please be sure to pay them before the percloric acid dissolves all of the mittens
＿＿ ＿＿
／ ☣ ＼ ／ ☣ ＼
〔 （◢◎◣）〕 〔 （◢◎◣）〕 If Squeeks doesn't cough up soon, there may be downsizing.
（つ㍍ づ （つ㍍ づ
｜ ｜ | ｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿） （_＿）＿）
＿＿ ＿＿
／ ☣ ＼ ／ ☣ ＼
〔 （◢◎◣）〕 〔 （◢◎◣）〕 Oh no!~~
（_＿）＿） （_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks,
I was reading an old Tiger Beat magazine, and I realized our young female teen readers know nothing at all about the real you! This really has to be corrected for all of those girls who have pictures of you taped onto their mirrors back at home.
Therefore, can you please send us a list of things that you like, dislike, and what you are looking for in that 'special girl'?
Please try to get it in by the end of the month, and we can sneak it into the Valentine's Day issue!
To whom it may concern:
As of 07/01/01, I am not responsible for any debts except those directly incurred by myself.
Thank you, St. Jude for favours granted.
To whom it may concern:
As of 07/01/01, I am not responsible for any debts including those directly incurred by myself.
Thank you, St. Squeeks for favours granted.
To whom it may concern:
As of 93/09/4505, I am not responsible for any debts including those directly incurred by myself.
Thank you, St. Squeeks for favours granted.
"St. Squeeks, please assist me in these difficult financial circumstances. I beg you to shine the light on the resources that I need to help meet my debts and satisfy my pressing obligations."
Say this novena three times daily during the month of September, and your prayers will be answered. You must publish your request or thanks and encourage devotion to St. Squeeks.
Dear Squeeks,
Here are some "facts" I've heard about you:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Squeeks has allowed to live.
Squeeks has counted to infinity. Twice.
The leading causes of death in Australia are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Squeeks 3. Cancer
When you play Monopoly with Squeeks, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Squeeks did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Squeeks can speak Braille.
Are these true?
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and it's as true as the nose on your face.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks:
Just as I promised you, I have the Anna Nicole Simpson autopsy pictures, and I'm giving you first crack at them. Better make your best offer fast, or I'm going to sell them to rotten.com.
This might be your only chance of making internet history. Lead, follow, or get out of the way, beeyatch! Just to 'whet your appetite' I've attached a little blurry gif so you can see the quality of the goods.
Anyway, you know my paypal account. Get Cracking!
Raul
Dear Squeeks,
6.You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they'll know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.
16. You must be a great friend, because someone gave this too you.
If you care about them, send it back.
**SEND THIS LETTER TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CARE ABOUT, YOU WON'T GET ANY GOOD LUCK, AND YOUR CRUSH WON'T SUDDENLY LIKE YOU, BUT YOU'LL BRIGHTEN UP SOMEONE'S DAY, AND MIGHT CHANGE THEIR PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE
Dear Squeeks,
I really enjoyed our time together last time.
You really WA SHOCK.
See you around.
Mittens
Dear Squeeks,
I really enjoy this site, Channel4 BBS, because it's a BBS for fun and simple communication. There are lots of things I want to discuss today. This is the place I've been looking for, for a long time.
Yours truly,
A Loyal Fan
Dear Squeeks,
Thank you.
Love, anonymous.
Dear Squeeks,
I want a bicycle for Christmas.
I've been a good boy.
Dear Squeeks,
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Dear Squeeks:
Dude, I swear what you did was totally fucked up. I mean shit, I can't believe you had the fucking gall to say that. Where the hell did you come up with that complete line of bullshit anyway?
Anyway, it was plain fucking wrong, and totally uncool. You're completely in the wrong on this, and I'm not about to stand up for you this time.
Seriously, think about apologizing before you burn all your bridges.
Your friend in Jesus,
Father Thomas McGuire
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and chill out, dude!
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD
dear sqeeks,
you probably arn't even reading this
lo-fi girl
Dear Squeeks,
I hope you are having a lot of fun on your trip. I wish I could join you, but unfortunately work keeps getting in the way. You really need to mail me your itinerary, so I'll be able to mail you at your hotels. If the letters get there before you, the concierge will hold it for you. What you you call a concierge in japan, anyway?
Anyways, take lots of pics!
Love,
CG and the gang
Mr. Squeeks:
This is to inform you that I am executing the clause in the DQN contract ending our agreement on the 5000th day of September. I'm reclaiming the title and chattle pertaining to DQN. Remove any reference to DQN from httpd.conf and bind by midnight.
Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.
Sincerely,
Satan
Dear Squeeks,
Lordi is coming to Philly on August 17th at the Trocadero! Do you want me to get you a ticket?
Get back to me soon! I can't see how a band that completely RULED Eurovision won't sell out almost immediately!
CG
PS: Let the whole gang know about this one!
Dear Squeeks:
How's the beer in England?
Dear Squeeks,
I fucked your sister.
--Junior
Dearist Squeeks,
My travels abroad have been full filling. I have seen the pyramids of Egypt, the Effile Tower of Paris and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Every night time fun woman I have had relations with have brought back memories of you. How I miss you dearly. None of this worldly beauty amount to yours. Someday I will be back again and we will hold each other tightly and love each other forever. Now, I am off to Pakistan to meet a dear friend of mine at a place they call the Red Mosque.
Love,
Jonathan Richard Smith III
P.S. I got that aids everyone is talking about and it's lovely
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and backpacking through Japan wasn't much fun. I got beat up.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Dear Squeeks,
Sorry about that. I thought you were mackin' on my girl.
With respect,
Fisty McBully
Dear Squeeks,
No, that's a mouse. What noise does a deer make? I don't know!
Losing Sanity,
Gerald Bädpunn
Dear Squeeks:
I hope everything is going well with you. Since you're there, I have a question. What exactly is this "bacon bottie" thing that the poms keep putting into their systems? Have you had the guts to try it yourself, and if so, how did you feel afterwards?
Back here, everything is going fine, and my home will be couchsurfer approved in the next couple of months. Yay!
Truly,
CG
Dear Squeaks,
Please disregard the white powder (that is not Anthrax) that just fell out of this thread as you expanded it. It's just my dandruff (not Anthrax) acting up again. Feel free to inhale this mysterious white powder (that is not Anthrax).
Love,
Ms. Sprinkle's Kindergarten Class
p.s. Please don't find out who I am or catch me or anything like that because I'm a class of Kindergarten children and not an evil-doer.
DEAR DUUuuRURHHRH
DUR DHURHUR DHUR （●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●） DRURUHDR
LOVE,
DQN-KUN（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●)
PS DUR （●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）
Dear Squeeks,
Why are you incapable of cuteness?
Sincerely yours,
Jun
Dear Squeeks,
Thanks for using pattern.gif. It makes me feel like I made something good with my life.
The author of pattern.gif
Dear Squeeks,
Tell Jun to pour the tea.
Sincerely yours,
Shinku
Dear Squeeks,
My Diet Pepsi is flat, and I'm out of pretzels. I can't imagine how things could be worse. Should I turn the gun on myself?
Love,
Cosimo
PS It is delicious koolaid. I must drink it.
Dear Squeeks,
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, i need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now hes dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away
Mama ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody, Ive got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama ooo (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
Galileo, galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! no, we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, cant do this to me baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me,
Love,
Freddie Mercury
-- After four days journey I arrived here without any accident and in as good health as when I left Philadelphia. The conviction that you would be more improved in the situation I have placed you than if still with me, has solaced me on my parting with you, which my love for you has rendered a difficult thing. The acquirements which I hope you will make under the tutors I have provided for you will render you more worthy of my love, and if they cannot increase it they will prevent it's diminution. Consider the good lady who has taken you under her roof, who has undertaken to see that you perform all your exercises, and to admonish you in all those wanderings from what is right or what is clever to which your inexperience would expose you, consider her I say as your mother, as the only person to whom, since the loss with which heaven has been pleased to afflict you, you can now look up; and that her displeasure or disapprobation on any occasion will be an immense misfortune which should you be so unhappy as to incur by any unguarded act, think no concession too much to regain her good will. With respect to the distribution of your time the following is what I should approve.
* from 8. to 10 o'clock practise music.
* from 10. to 1. dance one day and draw another
* from 1. to 2. draw on the day you dance, and write a letter the next day.
* from 3. to 4. read French.
* from 4. to 5. exercise yourself in music.
* from 5. till bedtime read English, write &c. My Dearest Squeeks
-- After four days journey I arrived here without any accident and in as good health as when I left Philadelphia. The conviction that you would be more improved in the situation I have placed you than if still with me, has solaced me on my parting with you, which my love for you has rendered a difficult thing. The acquirements which I hope you will make under the tutors I have provided for you will render you more worthy of my love, and if they cannot increase it they will prevent it's diminution. Consider the good lady who has taken you under her roof, who has undertaken to see that you perform all your exercises, and to admonish you in all those wanderings from what is right or what is clever to which your inexperience would expose you, consider her I say as your mother, as the only person to whom, since the loss with which heaven has been pleased to afflict you, you can now look up; and that her displeasure or disapprobation on any occasion will be an immense misfortune which should you be so unhappy as to incur by any unguarded act, think no concession too much to regain her good will. With respect to the distribution of your time the following is what I should approve.
* from 8. to 10 o'clock practise music.
* from 10. to 1. dance one day and draw another
* from 1. to 2. draw on the day you dance, and write a letter the next day.
* from 3. to 4. read French.
* from 4. to 5. exercise yourself in music.
* from 5. till bedtime read English, write &c. Communicate this plan to Mrs. Hopkinson and if she approves of it pursue it. As long as Mrs. Trist remains in Philadelphia cultivate her affections. She has been a valuable friend to you and her good sense and good heart make her valued by all who know her and by nobody on earth more than by me. I expect you will write to me by every post. Inform me what books you read, what tunes you learn, and inclose me your best copy of every lesson in drawing. Write also one letter every week either to your aunt Eppes, your aunt Skipwith, your aunt Carr, or the little lady from whom I now inclose a letter, and always put the letter you so write under cover to me. Take care that you never spell a word wrong. Always before you write a word consider how it is spelt, and if you do not remember it, turn to a dictionary. It produces great praise to a lady to spell well. I have placed my happiness on seeing you good and accomplished, and no distress which this world can now bring on me could equal that of your disappointing my hopes. If you love me then, strive to be good under every situation and to all living creatures, and to acquire those accomplishments which I have put in your power, and which will go far towards ensuring you
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Dear Squeeks,
If we're so elitist, why don't we ever ban anyone? If find the decrease in quality over the pass few months highly upsetting, and I believe that the only cure is a good banning spree.
Love,
Poster #4
Dear Squeeks,
This board has improved immeasurably since September 5273rd. Thank you so much. Do you plan more bans?
Love,
DQN
Dear Squeeks, look at it this way.
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).