>>3 Your screensaver is producing black balloons! Black Balloons of wasted energy! fear
>>4 farts about 10 times a day, releasing considerable amounts of methane.
>>5 Drowning yourself in your spray-on deodorant is KILLING US ALL.
>>6 Falsely represented the Elitist Superstructure at the UN meeting and opted us all out of Kyoto, then replaced all of our tanasinn based power plants with coal ones!
>>7 had stock in Tanasinn Power, even though it is ridiculously inefficient in comparison to coal.
>>11 sequesters carbon in his attic, but leaves the vent fans running so it all blows back into the air.
>>14 is an irregular burst of cosmic rays that causes heavy cloud formation until the burst ends.
>>17 invented Global Warming, renamed it Global Climate Change to hedge his bets, and then created a company to trade in and profit hugely off carbon credits.
>>18 is furiously trying to discredit the Medieval Warm Period.
>>20 is convinced that humanity is too stupid to be able to adapt to a gradual rise in temperature of about .06C per year.
>>22 wastes precious e-fuel with his pompous and irrelevant HTML formatting.
>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming
>>23
Throws away half used children, instead of eating them. thus contributing to global warming
>>26 hides his deep crippling guilt for emptying entire cans of Dust-Off by turning them upside down and freezing things.
>>27 insists loudly that his opinion is that of the entire body of climate science, exhaling C02 all the while.
>>28 is still trying to debunk the global warming truth, thereby providing disincentives for people to cut down on CO2 emissions.
YOU PLANETKILLER!!!
>>31 hasn't been reading the thermometer situated much more conveniently inside, thus squandering precious global resources not only on moving his loathsome travel-hungry carcass outside but also obliging me to move my fingers wastefully across the keyboard instead of just pressing PgDn again, directly contributing to global warming and universal entropy and indirectly leading me to release even more bullshit onto our precious planet that usual
>>34 eats too much bamboo, hurting the carbon cycle. Because he is a Panda. HA, HA! SEE HOW I WORKED THAT IN TO THE THEME THERE! I AM SO GENIUS!
I don't really think it will change much, but >>35, this beautiful little planet of ours is our responsibility and I believe that you are taking too much of a happy-go-lucky attitude towards it. I can't blame you, because I care about my politically correct style and you just might have come from a socially defect milieu or have other issues that I would normally make a point of considering when it comes to downplaying accusations against hardcore criminals. However in this case the stakes are high. Please change, sir, our world depends on it.
>>40 Shut down a fossil fueled water purification plant and failed to use a suitable alt fuel, causing widespread disease, but atleast he prevented heatstroke.
>>41 protested against nuclear power because it involved atoms and atoms are scary to the uneducated activist.
yes you are, polluter
When I had mechanical problems, I produced 100% Carbon Monoxide, and 0% Carbon Dioxide. It killed the 4 people inside me, but at least global temps didn't rise.
>>46 bought the stuff needed to repair me, leading to 99% CO2 and 1% CO. CO2 is the pollution now, damnit, CO was just blamed waay back then when people didn't understand enviromentalism.
( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
>>47
repeats the same thing so much that people stop caring about his message, even though it could be helpful in solving global warming.
>>49 Eats at taco bell every day, contributing to waste and hazardous gas buildup.
>>52 can't spell "environmentalist" without M-E-N-T-A-L. OH WAIT
>>54 Drives a 1959 Cadillac Sedan DeVille, and thinks that is okay, because it isn't an SUV.
>>57's mass stupidity exemplary of current climate policy, fails to recognize that reflected light should make the planet cooler.
>>58 Owns a toilet that uses significantly more than 1.6 gallons of water per flush, and due to a lousy design, requires multiple flushes much like the earliest 1.6 Gallon toilets. >>58 doesn't follow the "It it is yellow, let it mellow" rule either.
Have you any idea the amount of coal burned to pump that water from the well, and then burned to treat the waste?!
>>61 Attempted to reverse the trend by mooning the world with his fat white butt. Too bad that his ass sags down, re-reflecting light back to the surface of Earth, and raising the temperture.
By bumping threads from long disused areas of DQN >>62 triggers massive head movements on squeeks' hard disk consuming enough electricity to melt the polar ice caps
>>65 Is a chain smoker, which means he produces quite a bit more deadly gas than non smokers.
>>66 is a Panda, and thusly diverts treehuggers' money and time from the cause of global warming, just so that he can be enticed to get jiggy with it and preserve his pitiful species
>>67 Is a Panda with bleached fur, trying to falsely cause discussion of polar bears.
>>68 rammed legislation marking the polar bear as endangered even though polar bears have a pretty good population growth going.
>>72 Only drinks water if it is bottled water that was manufactured 3000 miles away or more.
>>75 used a comma in a sentence about mittens and turned it into global warming
>>77 sat down at exactly the same time on the opposite side of the Earth, exacerbating the issue.
>>78 built a machine that burns mittens for the sole purpose of carbon emissions.
>>79 has cleared so much of the Amazon rainforests that Brazil looks like the Sahara Desert now.
>>80 has an SUV thats so big he has to use a smaller SUV to drive from the front to the back seats.
>>82 subsists solely on a diet of beans and cabbage, and his personal methane emissions alone have significantly increased the heat trapped by the Earth's atmosphere.
>>83 plans to increase the greenhouse effect by constructing an actual greenhouse around the Earth. Bastard.
>>84 will turn that greenhouse into a single room of an enormous, fog spewing greenfactory.
>>85 Lives is Nome, Alaska, where it is too cold, and he is looking for a trick to make his home more tropical. Meanwhile, he is building equipment to get the oil companies to drill in ANWAR without getting caught.
>>86 is a heat-loving alien shapeshifter who poses as the CEOs of every oil company in existence and wishes to turn Earth into a fetid melting slag pit like his homeworld. And he is supplementing the drilling equipment with evil alien technology.
>>87 Manipulated sanitariums into taking in people who call global warming by human means a fact.
OH DAMN :( The longer our text is the more CO² outputs our computer the more we go on the global warming..you know?
>>89's week brain needed 31 highly carbonated energy drinks to figure it out. Too bad each one of those drinks has a large amount of CO2 that is released when the cap is pulled off. The CO2 that isn't immediately released is belched out later, along with several other hazardous gases.
>>90 Manufactures RAMUNE! That little marble is made out of concentrated greenhouse effect gas, not glass!
>>91 Brews beer, yeast sure can make lots of CO2 as they make alcohol.
>>93 sits in front of the computer all the time, raising humanities energy needs even more.
>>95 is such a great auto mechanic that he can keep cars alive for ages, and then those cars contribute to the CO2 debt.