>>101 Carries out the assassination of oil price speculators and is w.
>>103 Buys antique aerosol cans, and then sprays them, knowing they have CFC propellants.
>>104 runs a very successful manufacturing company which, because of its highly successful history, produces a lot of global warming and must be stopped.
>>105 is exhaling dangerous CO2 this very second, dooming us all.
I hope nobody notices.
>>109 Expects people not to notice his gigantic steel mill and aluminum factory, two metals which require carbon to process even if 100% windmill generated electricity is used.
>>110 totally spaced on calibrating the weather stations across the globe when it was his turn, so the world's temperature readings are all out of whack.
>>111's diet consists solely of bovine products. Bovines fart a lot.
>>113 Pisses off skunks, causing skunks to emit more hazardous chemicals than usual.
>>115 Farts like a hybrid car owner in South Park, but drives a massive bulldozer.
>>120
is jealous of Jews because he causes global warming somehow.
>>122 uses dangerous amounts of cologne to try and impress women. It doesn't work.
Started out as ManBearPig, but evolved into MooseBearPig
>>126 funded the world's largest solar cell array but ran out of money as the project neared completion, leaving a bunch of panels that just collect energy and burn up the atmosphere around them.
>>127 Is a Brazilian porn star. Brazilian porn features a large amount of farting.
>>128 has stored every Brazilian fart porn video on his hard drive so every time he wants to hurt the world, he plays them over and over.
>>129 Has spent so much money on Brazilian fart porn, that it became a very valuable part of the porn biz. Stars from around the world travel on jets just to rip farts in a Brazilian studio.
>>130 has a vast and mysterious machine in his basement laboratory that he uses to alter the energy output of the sun.
>>131 is a three legged radioactive bird from hell with plans for world domination and uncontrolled nuclear reactions.
>>131 Has a similar machine that increases heat radiation from the core and mantle of the Earth.
>>133 needs no such machine as he is a photino bird and can do this by willing it to happen.
>>134 has to catch his breath so often that he alone could destroy atmosphere in 50 or 60 years.
Bill Gates is the cause
>>136 Tells everyone to stop emitting so much CO2 only on Opposite Day and Soviet Russia Joke Day.
>>138 Invented a way to produce more sweet potatoes more cheaply, causing more farting among poorer people.
>>140 is a major lobbyist for the oil lobby and parades around the one scientist that is payed to say that climate change isn't real to the news media.
>>141 Works with the South Park guys. In numerous episodes of South Park, people say that global warming isn't real.
>>142 sells his fancy emission quotas that generate money out of thin air whilst polluting it all the same.
>>144 gets a lot of donated money which he uses solely to organize conferences on climate change around the world and to travel to them.
>>146 Is increasing the birth rates in industrialized economies, leading to more major CO2 producers.
>>147 is alive and exhaling needless amounts of CO² into the atmosphere.
>>148 Gets people to drive electric cars, and says nothing about how much CO2 is created from power plants, and the amount of losses caused by power transmission lines. Add to that the energy needed to produce bi rechargeable batteries, and that might be a big problem.
It doesn't help that >>148 acts like a South Park hybrid car owner.
>>150 heats his patio for four hours every evening, regardless of temperature and whether he intends to sit outside (or indeed is even home) that day
>>151 has bought a Toyota Prius, acts all smug about it, but does everything else whatsoever counter-eco-green.
>>152 is Jeremy Clarkson.
(>>149, I wonder how you feel about nickel that is mined in Canada, then refined, then shipped to Japan or China for a battery assembly, which then might be shipped somewhere else for a battery pack assembly, which in turn travels to a manufacturer of fancy gadgets and then fancy gadgets go all around the world ― and most of these routes are far from being optimal.)
>>153 believes that there's a normal temperature, so a rise in temperature, which i'm pretty sure is of 'negative' cause, is a 'departure from the norm', eye 'global warming'. they're also stupid enough to believe that they can separate 'climate' from 'the earth', so they say that 'climate is ravaging the earth', and forget that 'climate' is a word that was 'made-up' to adapt the facts of our experience of motion within the continually transforming relational spatial plenum to thoughts and those to each other, so they talk about 'climate change', which is 'circular reasoning'. and of course they believe that the 'climate' dynamic can be separated from the 'human dynamic', so they talk about 'human-made global warming'.
i bet they also say stupid shit like 'rising temperatures are causing widespread melting of ice'. a 'rising temperature' is an observation; it has no 'power of causality'.
>>157 talks about semantics of global warming and doesn't want to ride a bicycle and to reuse plastic bags.
>>158 Creates doubt. Having any doubt about how global warming works is absolutely unacceptable even if at one time we were all told that our activities would make the earth continuously get colder.
>>159 has heard that global warming might stop the Gulf Stream and cool Europe down, so he is trying hard to make this happen.
>>160 Enforces CO2 limits, but if you bribe him, he will ignore how much CO2 you produce.
>>162 believes that the present state of the world only depends on the immediate past, without being directly influenced, so to speak, by the recollection of a more distant past.
>>163 believes the human race has absolutely no influence on the climate, and therefore doesn't recycle.
>>164 claims that the Earth is still warming up after a Little Ice Age.
>>166 Is a hardcore Catholic who does anything he can to create ignorance about birth control and sexuality so people end up having more children than they should. More people equals more resources being used.
>>167 set bio-diesel crops on fire in protest over ineffective land usage.
>>168 Invents new medicines that extend lives of people and animals, increasing the amount of time they can produce CO2
>>169 is the guy who wrote "you liberals are retards. humans can't even direct traffic, how do you think we can control the climate? the real reason the world is getting hotter is because hell is getting closer!" on the Internet.
>>170 Invented a wide variety of new ways to produce cheap, clean energy, then got a bunch of patents and refused to liscense any of them out to people. >>170 also aggressively pursues legal action against anyone who tries to produce cheap clean energy for violation of patent. Due to >>170's strong legal team and friends in the government, >>170 always wins these cases, even if their patents are not being violated.
>>172 Built a gigantic lens and mirror to direct more light at earth
>>174 denounced all claims of heat transfer by radiation as a hippie hogwash, and introduced a ban on consumer-grade space heaters as the only way to fight global warming.
>>175 leaves every fridge open and every A/C on its coldest setting to cool down Earth.
>>177 invites everyone who's trying to improve climate to countless debates and forums.
>>178 Shows everyone how global warming was never proven by repeatable experiment, and then telling people how it can't be considered a science.
>>179 Sneaks into geography classrooms and sets fire to the globes.
>>180 organizes heated debates across the world and the Internet, making people exhale more often.
>>182 feeds the cows on his ranch a diet consisting mainly of deviled eggs and refried beans.
>>183 Prevents people from putting speed limits on the Autobahn.
>>184 is responsible for 9 out of 10 glowball warnings in his neighborhood.
>>186 has secretly constructed a machine that allows him to modulate the output of the nearest star, and is currently pressing its big red button in order to make the Sun output "Jabberwocky" in Morse Code.
>>188 Paints over solar cells so they can't generate any power.