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（； ‘ -‘） Those old paintings where fat chicks are supposedly sexy.
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) being fat and missing out on those days.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missing those days. That would be more than sad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dropping out of college for the third time in a row.
>>205 I think I know you....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being able to make my group study session.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My friends organizing a group study session at 10 am in the morning, meaning I would have had to get up at 6 am to get there on time.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trying to live in the past.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living a life of loving ghosts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to work overtime during the Galactica final episode.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Skax.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread having progressed so little.
( T - T) My bird died...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Anxiety attacks. Shit sucks hard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insomnia
( ﾟ -ﾟ)っ-̾ Ennui
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so in love with someone that doesn't want anything to do with you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being so in love with someone that doesn't want anything to do with you anymore.
( ・-・) Having some stupid moron pining for you all the goddamn time even though you've already used her and are bored with the bitch.
niggers
>>217 Remember kids it's: Down the road, not across the street
>>220 I tried that, I walked in front of a bus, I drowned myself, I cut half my ear off, I overdosed on painkillers, and I'm still alive.
I must have some grand purpose in life.
>>221
No, it just means that not only are you a failure at life, but at death too.
>>222 that's the thing, I'm nothing like a failure at life, I have everything going for me... so why do I get a rash on my neck from my tear-soaked pillow?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) According to the EPA, kitty breath is toxic waste.
spending an hour in traffic each way to work to afford the nice place i have and never getting to be there or with the girl because of it
but im not bitter
no sir
not me
not ever
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a metric shit-ton of homework due tomorrow, that I haven't even started. Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight.
I see ads at the top of threads now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel like taking the trash out today.
( ˃ ∀˂) How many times to I have to tell you? Take the god-dmaned trash out!
（ ´∀｀） The trash, the trash
( ˃ ∀˂) Take the trash out!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Meeting a girl at a party, making out with her, forming a relationship and shortly after it, realizing that you don't love her. I hate mother nature for pumping me full of hormones, making me believe it's "Love on first sight". Fuck that, man! Fuck that!
>>231
You're not supposed to "form a relationship" only with those that you love. Relationships can be just about sex and hanging out together having fun you know, like, sharing experiences.
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c~
ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ Love at first sight, it may sound trite, but it's true, you know...
Apathy is: being able to save the world by hitting a button, but not bothering.
>>232
Hanging around and having fun are requirements for loving someone. Everything else is just hormones. With "love" i don't mean the tingling in your stomach or something like that. I mean the desire to spend your life with someone, or at least part of your life. And to actually enjoy it, to be there for someone and trust that one. I could go on for hours talking about this, but then i'd be even more unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dumb relationship advice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being in a relationship, dumb or not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The realization that the one other person who contributes to the Elitist Superstructure anonymously is just as ronery.
>>239 there are those of us that could dispense advice but have to spend time with their girlfriends or wives and don't have time to enlighten DQN-kun.
Anon is however feeling generous so listen up, son.
Relationships, like everything else take practice.
Both parties have to give more than then take.
You have 2 ears and 1 one mouth; listen twice as much as you talk.
Respect. Yourself. Your partner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Personally, I think it was because I told her I had syphilis. I WAS ONLY JOKING
>>240
( ﾟ -ﾟ) who are you? who are you? who are you? who are you?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) prank posters who are not one of the two people who contribute to the Elitist Superstructure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The abduction of DADDY COOL the VIPPER
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You are all faggots
( ﾟ -ﾟ) shitty friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) mosquito bites
( ﾟ -ﾟ) great love to the anime character.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) internet stalkers
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing you'll never be significant enough to have an internet stalker.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Waking up, not dead yet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) [b]Knowing[/b] [i]that most[/i] [u]if not[/u] [code]all of[/code] <b>these</b> <i>will</i> <u>fail</u> <code>spectacularly</code>.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not experiencing the pleasure of being cummed inside.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) but getting preggers anyway. fucking asshole.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that you won't be getting the promotion you wanted.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being in danger of falling in (unrequited) love with a camwhore even though there are real-life girls who have a crush on you
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Real girls don't have a crush on me, >>265 just made me even more unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Knowing what you want to do with your life but not being able to do it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty vericodes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being useless and lonely.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) thinki... oh damn, I did it in the wrong order. sorry, doraemon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being the only virgin in a conversation solely about sexual intercourse.
not being able to masturbate since you're not at home
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>274 being an idiot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He's invisible. It's not like anyone will notice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...it's nice to forget your worries and laugh for a moment. Too bad it ends so quickly.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all the 24-hour stores are now 18-hour stores due to the economy and I don't know whether to blame Bush or that new Democrat guy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) Get it? It's funny because that could apply to the future year 2009 just as easily as the present year 1993!
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>>280
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No. And that's kind of sad in its own way. It's nothing like mad max at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN downtime
( ﾟ -ﾟ) after more than one year without seeing each other, not being able to stop loving someone you have already lost forever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having to wait another year to see your true love, and even then they'll still be underage
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I sat within a valley green
Sat there with my true love
And my fond heart strove to choose between
The old love and the new love
The old for her, the new that made
Me think on Ireland dearly
While soft the wind blew down the glade
And shook the golden barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 'Twas hard, the mournful words to frame
To break the ties that bound us
Ah, but harder still to bear the shame
Of foreign chains around us
And so I said, "The mountain glen
I'll seek at morning early
And join the brave United Men"
While soft wind shook the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 'Twas sad, I kissed away her tears
Her arms around me clinging
When to my ears, that fateful shot
Come out the wildwood ringing
The bullet pierced my true love's breast
In life's young spring so early
And there upon my breast she died
While soft wind shook the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I bore her to some mountain stream
And many's the summer blossom
I placed with branches, soft and green
About her gore-stained bosom
I wept, and kissed her clay-cold corpse
Then rushed o'er vale and valley
My vengeance on the foe to wreak
While soft wind shook the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 'Twas blood for blood without remorse
I took at Oulart Hollow
I placed my true love's clay-cold corpse
Where mine full soon may follow
Around her grave I wondered drear
Noon, night and morning early
With aching heart when e'er I hear
The wind that shakes the barley
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>287's story is bringing me, a grown man, to tears. Boo hoo.
Posting a relatively good anaglyph photo when none of my friends have red-cyan glasses.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sand will cover this place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sand will cover you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to miss anything on IRC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's 2 AM
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't want to miss anything on IRC!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I haven't turned off the computer in a week.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel so out of place in the IRC that makes me keep quiet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) i have a sort of reverse social anxiety, i'm the coolest cat at the party irl but i feel soooo awkward in irc or msn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also I'm terrified of the feem
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just read this entire thread and am now wishing I'd rather spent my time on IRC.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I had IRC to spend my time on. At least my vericode was nice. Feffen. Heh. Hope I typed it in the box right...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I shouldn't boast about having a round number even though I'd like to because it upsets people.